/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17649622
OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS CHRIST THIS IS GOING TO MAKE BLACK MONDAY LOOK LIKE A WHITE PRIDE MARCH.

>>17649622
holy shit I need to get my money out of the bank

>>17649622
LMAO.

okay i think i see where this shit is headed. i highly suggest all of you go full defense right when the market opens tomorrow.

>>17649659
i fucking lol'd anon i hope that's your original work

muh free market

>>17649622
Checked

>>17649660
should we really get our money out of the banks

This was over two hours ago.

>>17649716
How long do you think you can wait before they don't have it?

>>17649622
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You fags really just copy threads straight from pol now. GO BACK

Sage

>>17649742
no refunds

>>17649716
yes, remember the great depression

>>17649742
Shalom
rabbi

>>17649622
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>17649622
COMPLETE FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT

>>17649622
please explain like im a brainlet

>>17649760
What if my money is in a state owned bank?

>>17649786
Your life is going to change tomorrow.

>>17649796
Is that even an actual thing?

>>17649786
Nobody has hopes for the near- to mid-term future. People expect the world to grind to a halt because of the virus. The economy is busted.

>>17649786

>>17649622
>FUTURES TRADING HAS BEEN HALTED

>>17649820
In my country it is.

It's fucking over.

Global Economy Crashing and Super SARS/AIDS is infecting the entire human population.

>>17649659
kek'd

>>17649914
finally free from this website and from this material plane

death is near and im excited

ITT: One big nothingburger

>>17649958
Hope that the banks crash so that my loans disappear.

>>17650003
The kikes are scribbling your debts on clay tablets as we speak.

Fucking mouth breathing retards falling for the Jewish media kevetching about a fucking cold. Legitimately pulling all my money and putting it into fucking land since retards are willing to run face first into a recession over NOTHING.

>>17649659

that blonde chick in the green dress on bloomberg is qt

>>17649998
>sees a meteor the size of a city imminently approaching
>it's burning red hot, the light is so bright it eclipses the Sun's
>he peaks through his hands a little, just enough to see it's impact and a shockwave hurling towards him with ground shattering force
>"One big nothingburg-"

>>17649676
>Buy shiny yellow rock
>survive corona chan

Then we can buy boomer real estate for pennies on the dollar

>>17650041
Capitalism is collapsing LMAO

You have been living on borrowed time since 2008.

The recovery was all fake. It's all coming down now. Depression 2.0.

>>17650035
lmao

>>17650041
i see you fell for the 'its just the flu bro' meme

>>17650105
Shut the fuck up, past capitalism its gulags and death, no one is buying Bernfaggotkikes magical tale of "just take it from the evil weathly man lol"

>>17650041
i have over 200 N95 and P100 filters with 3 respirators, and a year's worth of food, water, alcohol, etc. you should have prepared, nigger :^)

>>17650035

>>17649716
>implying the banks are solvent REEEEEEEEE

>>17650176
>200 filters
Jesus Christ m8 are you planning on setting up some shop for stalkers after the collapse?

>>17650157
I'm just coming here for a laugh, although the social and human consequences of this are going to be disastrous. It's just wild to watch market "experts" and even important economists simply not get it.

There never was a recovery. It was funny money. Worldwide the economy never really got out of the 2008 crisis; the banks were just bailed out and the Fed inflated another giant asset bubble. Name an asset class and the price went up in another big speculative growth "boom," not a productivity-fueled one. So it was all going to crash again eventually. I was expecting it to crash last year but missed the timing on that... but now it is, and there's a distinct nature to this crisis, as the trigger is an exogenous shock.

And that we have no capacity for fiscal or montary stimulus left. There's nothing the Fed can do lmao

But it's not like the top capitalists and their servants in the government had any choice. They had to do this just so the system could reproduce itself, spreading crisis after crisis in its wake, and leading to the big one.

>>17650260
...Get out of here, stalker.

>>17650260
i'm planning on wearing a clean respirator for every second i am outside of my house.

I've been buying up HEPA filters and box fans to make makeshift room air filters, too.

I'm also making my own decontamination shower for when i enter my house. bleach, water, PVC piping, and valves are all you need

>>17650417
weaponized autism

>>17650452
i made quite a large sum of money trading crypto for the past 5-6 years and i am fully prepared to sit this one out.

>crypto will be worthless
that's why i've stocked up on food, water, gold, silver, guns, ammo, respirators, filters, gloves, alcohol (sanitizer and etc), painter's suits (makeshift hazmat suits), bleach, etc. i was slowly buying this stuff but in mid-december or so i dumped over $50k into my habbening stash.

>>17650513
H-hey anon... mind if I crash on your couch for a while? Just until things blow over.
Strength in numbers r-right? Heh

>>17650417
The virus should be dead by 9 days max hopefully after being on a surface
Your filters may not exactly be clean clean after a use, but it should be virus free. Also since you aren't using it for its intended purpose which is heavy duty shit, and instead walking around outside in clean air they should each last you months

>>17649786
if you were around in 2018, this is like BTC's initial drop to 6k. happened fast as fuck and was absolutely brutal. in hindsight, it was only the beginning and the first leg down.

>>17650561
fuck off nigger
>>17650574
ya i know this. i've been watching decontamination videos and practicing how to safely disrobe

The same thing happened during the 2016 election, brexit and when the Chinese Market slumped in 2015. You will panic, shit the bed and call it the end of the world only to be wrong again.

>>17649622
holy shit, is this legit?

>>17649659
fpbp

>>17650591
>comparing a valueless e-dubloon to actual ownership in actual companies

>>17650417
This guy will make it. Don't forget gloves.

>>17650035

Holy fuck! I am going to be a billionaire by the time this is over!!!

>>17650260
I have 1,000 5N11 filters, 25 3M 6200 masks coming along with the 602 adapters. Sets will be for sale for $500 on bitcointalk to subsidize how many I purchased for family members that work in the medical field as doctors.
95% of masks come from China and hospitals are already having to ration.

>>17649914
>Global Economy Crashing
maybe

>Super SARS/AIDS is infecting the entire human population.
Haven't seen much evidence of this shit though

>>17650574
This is why if you get reusable masks get several as they are like $30 each (right now)

>>17650574
Ayo lets loot deez ypipo

>>17650105
You need to get yourself down to the nearest Jews for Tony, accept that you are a poorfag, repent, and accept Mr. Robbins as your personal savior.
Giddy-up, I'll wait here.

>>17650996
niggers will be too busy burning down their own neighborhoods

>>17650760
The market will unironically be dragged closer to break even during the day and may even close green. There is a lot of fuckery going on.

>>17649622
Crypto will go up though, right bros? I need you to tell me it will go up.

>>17651054
i believe that crypto will crash initially along with stocks and fiat. when people are running the bank and realizing that their dollars are worthless, then crypto will spike along with gold, silver, stuff like that.

>>17651054
Keep playing the PPT Friday afternoon short squeeze. It's free money!
Just be sure to get out before close.

>be Monday 3/8/20
>markets open at around -3%
>Fed and PPT intervene all day
>keep all indexes from dropping below -4%
>last hour of trading they boost market to above -2%


They (the Fed) will never allow the market to all out collapse. They will print unlimited money to keep it solvent, as they've done over the last week. The amount of hyperbolic autism on here is hilarious.

wtf is the point of opening the market tomorrow its just going to hit a circuit breaker 1hr in. Just close them

buy crypto

https://youtu.be/xZbKHDPPrrc

>>17649786
Trump is going to commit suicide on live TV by next Friday.

>>17651195
KEK

>>17650760
>doesn't get it

>VIX at 70

That's the highest it's been. EVER

We are beyond fucked

Friendly reminder that the circuit breakers for tomorrow are:
> Level 1: 7%, trading halted for 15 minutes (unless after 3:25pm)
> Level 2: 13%, trading halted for 15 minutes (unless after 3:25pm)
> Level 3: 20%, trading halted for remainder of the day regardless of time

Smug days

>>17651171
nip fed couldn't even get nikkei back below -5% despite that global 1%ish pump, not even the feds can save the market tomorrow

>>17651171
>as they've done over the last week.
how did that work out?

>>17651171
>They will print unlimited money to keep it solvent, as they've done over the last week
so what you're saying is that hyperinflation and the further devaluation of the dollar is imminent?

thanks just decided to dump another $25k into gold, silver, bitcoin, and monero

it's recovering why are you all still freaking out?

>>17650041
>Fucking mouth breathing retards falling for the Jewish media kevetching about a fucking cold. Legitimately pulling all my money and putting it into fucking land since retards are willing to run face first into a recession over NOTHING.
THIS VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR SYSTEMIC DISASTER CREATED BY THE FED YOU FUCKING ZOOMER RETARDS THIS IS GONNA BE PAYBACK FOR 2008 AND THE ENTIRE BULL RUN YOU WILL SEE DOW 17,000 YOU WILL FUCKING SEE IT YOU LITTLE STUPID WSB SHITS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INVESTING YOU WERE JUST BUYING WHATEVER AND MAKING FUCKING MONEY IN A RIGGED GAME OF FILL THE BUBBLE WATCH IT POP BITCH YOU ARE FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED HALF OF YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THE FEDERAL RESERVE FUCKING WORKS YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKS EXPLAIN THE YIELD CURVE NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH EXPLAIN THE FEDERAL FUNDS RATE STUPID BITCH EXPLAIN THE REPO MARKET YOU IGNORANT FUCK "JUST A FLU" YEAH JUST A FUCKING FLU THAT'S HOW WEAK THIS HOUSE OF CARDS WAS YOU STUPID FUCK WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR OVER A YEAR THE FUCKING YIELD CURVE STARTED INVERTING OVER A YEAR AGO HAHAHAHAHA WERE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE DEBT MARKET YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17651246
pretty much. The Fed and Trump don't give a shit about the long term consequences of keeping the market from crashing. The dollar is going to lose it's value not only from the market shit over the last few weeks, but what the fed has been doing since 2010.

Gold/Silver is going to save your ass friend.

wai wai wai wait just a second here
no no no, I-I don't have your money here
ughhh
its in Bill's House! an an and in Fred's house!

>>17651228
>circuit breakers when markets go down
>no circuit breakers when markets go up
>capitalism

>>17651224
Zoom out.

>>17651295
>"recovering"
fucking lmao
we're actually sliding back down from the highest that pump brought things, nikkei back down to -5.5% and FTSE futures below -6% again

>>17651307
> During this, the media of Yudachihito will be devoured by the dumb wind. Since the earth is willing to do nothing without doing anything, we are pulling out all the money on the broom and are shit. This urushi is a piece of percussion made by a blast of fire that empires a throat. Win anything, squeeze the monsters in the stomach, and let them pop in. You owe Muimina "JUST A FLU". One year ago, you were looking at the Hahahahahahakin market.

>>17651328
So it did recover then yes? ftse was -7% before and it's recovering you admit?

>>17650417
If you aren't old as dirt or have a weak immune system, you'll be just fine. Pop some vitamins and tank the virus. If you avoid Corona-chan v1.0 eventually you'll catch Corona-chan v3.4 and have zero defenses.

This is a day that will go down in History

>>17651351
>it's recovering you admit?
it "recovered", and is now falling again.
now down to -6.38%, so if that's the best bulls can do have fun tomorrow

>>17651355
>If you aren't old as dirt or have a weak immune system, you'll be just fine
retard alert

>>17651377
>it "recovered"
Thanks for admitting it, we'll be back in green in a few days.
Maximum -3% today and that is all.

>>17651307
fucking based

>>17649622
test

>>17651307
>>17651393
Someone post it to WSB

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>17651361
Come Monday, come monday

>>17651388
>mortality rate under 40 is .2%
so who is retarded?

this will not be the black monday of our times, but i think we'll reach breaker

the black monday will be when the US discovers what numbers they are ACTUALLY dealing with

>>17651392
>>17651377

tHE FED IS BUYING ITTTTT
PLUNGE PROTECTION OPS BABY
it will go back up, alll the way back up, by the end of next month
if you don't sell then you get what you deserve

>>17651392
just plummeted another .4% as we spoke lmao
gotta love bulls delusion

>>17651431
>trusting the chink and kike numbers
top zozzle

>>17651307
based

>>17651437
>The government will just buy the loss
>That will solve the problem

You idiot

this is going to be a beautiful flush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXUlwPSS-SQ

>>17651307
he's not wrong. at first i was excited about all this but this is the big one. shit, I hope I still have a job through all this

>>17651438
giga cope, see you on friday when stocks are green again.

>>17651496
>giga cope
I'm sorry I can't hear you over the FTSE crashing back towards -7% again
what was that you said earlier, it was recovering?

>>17649622
Can someone explain to me what OP said like I'm a brainlet who just bought his first stocks the other day?

>>17651182
>btc flirting with the 8k support as we speak
How about no?

>>17651445
get some help schizo

>>17651492
nevermind lol

https://slate.com/business/2014/03/u-s-census-finance-jobs-losses-were-huge-from-2007-to-2012.html

>The only subsector that gained workers was securities, commodity contracts, and other financial investments and related activities, which added nearly 52,000 employees.

looks like I get to keep kicking

>>17651526
After -5% futures trading is halted. Think of a surge protector. It is to prevent full on -50% crashes

>>17651533
i don't need any help. see:
>>17650606
>>17650513
>>17650417
>>17650176
:^)

>>17651526
>who just bought his first stocks the other day
You’re not gonna make it anon

>>17651559
I know, and I've accepted it. I bought 50 shares of SNSS because someone told me to.
>>17651553
Interesting, thank you.

Uhhh so tomorrow we go peeperpoopoo?

>>17649622

how much should i seel masks for in ebay?

>>17651513
lmao it's holding at 6.8 what's it like being wrong?

>>17651573
>because someone told me to.
you listened to billy mitchell and tim pool didn't you, moron?

>>17651619
>didn't wait till it hit -6.5% to try this argument
fucking kek
glad to see you can spin that as a recovery though, you'd make a good political consultant

>>17651662
>didn't wait till it hit -6.5% to try this argument
Why would i wait when a rebound to -6 and above is obvious?

>>17651678
>a rebound to a negative number

>>17651678
>we hit only -5.99% guys, rebound! green by closing!
get a load of this guy

Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly.
How will any of this affect my life or can I just ignore all this as irrelevant? I dont know how money works and my main interest in life is just getting by.

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS

ORANGE MAN GOOD

>>17651710
gas and other prices will be odd for a bit

>>17651661
No actually. Some anon here on biz.

>>17651710
>38 years
>no savings
>86k debt
How the fuck does this even happen. How do poor people even qualify for that much debt?

I’m going in on a real estate business this week to hold long term.
Is this a good idea or are there any concerns that I should keep my eye on?

>>17649659
thanks for the comedy
oh, lel

>>17650105
>>17650266
god, just stop it with the commie stuff
if you can recognize that government had a huge role in generating the enormous deficit, then you know full well that this is crony capitalism
if you don't get it, i really don't care
a lot of us could all be in for the hardest fucking times in literal centuries—you FIRMLY included, and lots of people who don't think they're included VERY MUCH included
fuck me almighty—i just don't care anymore
there will be power struggles between government and municipality
there will be chaos, disorder, and starvation
there will be mass impoverishment
there are people in the united states who are not food secure, and who will suffer the consequences of relying on centralized farms with vulnerable supply routes

i don't know
i'm theorizing
i'm engaging in >>17651171 hyperbolic autism
i feel fucked
i need to come up with a plan, and fast as fuck

also, >>17651171, just because the US has a historically phenomenal, monumental private sector worthy of song and legend doesn't mean that the fed effectively pumping money into businesses where operations have ceased and thus devaluing the shit out of the dollar in the process is going to keep a dead horse's heart beating
private operations will, one way or the other, gradually adopt a currency that isn't backed by the manpower of literally nobody and burdened by the weight of one hundred million welfare recipients
but uuuuugh, i don't care, i'm so fucking dead
hey, kiddos—never be nice to anyone in your life, because you could wind up broke and with your feet cemented in the middle of an urban area on the outbreak of a global economic meltdown
uuuuuhuhuhuhuhhhhh, i am so serious, just don't ever get caught without the current equivalent of a few thousand dollars ready to go, oh fuck, i love all of you

>>17651419
>>17651307
Based and legendary. On par with "If only you knew how bad things really are/were". Add me to the screenshot.

>>17651743
Student loans. I just never paid hem and have kept getting deferred because I'm too poor. They keep charging interest I guess. I've worked at the same grocery store for 20 years. It's pretty much the extent of my ambition. My dream in life is k maybe make 30 k yearly some day

Guys I doing my prepper shopping and these chef boyarrdee pizza kits on amazon look kind of tasty. How likely is it that food supplies come to a halt?

>>17651766
it was a good idea 10-years ago. You're going to be out of a job before you even sell your first home. if the market crashes super hard tomorrow, expect hundreds, if not thousands of new listings next week. It's going to crash home prices, along with various other factors over the next 3 or 4 years.

>>17649660
>converting more of your crypto into fiat than you will immediately spend
>holding your assets in fiat
absolute yikeserino

>>17651895
they won't since there will always be a demand for food. You know, to survive and all.

>>17651767
it'll maybe be okay man. just.. buy water and toilet paper

>>17651800
Are you kidding me? It just seems like a LARP. How can you have 86k in student loans yet only qualify for the same job as a highschool dropout?

I also believe you because I meet retards with over 200k in debt who are completely oblivious to the fact that it isn't normal to have your entire life fucked into debt slavery before you turn 30. If you have any dreams in life you better get busy, your life is pretty much over at this point - I think you're larping because if you really worked at a grocery store this long you would have been promoted, I knew guys barely out of their teens earning over 30k at Publix with just a few years experience. Do you have downs or something?

>>17649622
Lmao I never been this euphoric in my life

>>17651734
Oh fuck, you actually took someone's advice on 4chan, much less /biz/?????
You were never going to make it anon, get out while you still can.

I invested in some silver ... will I make it?

>>17651944
I never finished my degree.. I'm going back now to get it finished . I still feel I have time to hi that 30 k career. I just never asked for a promotion because my job is easy and I didn't want more work or the headache of managing. The way things are headed the government will probably just forgive my debt. Already get free Obamacae

>>17652062
what did you fail at majoring in?

>>17652085
Social work. I just stopped going one day. I'm finishing up now and gonna get an office job. It's pretty easy and a paycheck for just filing paperwork which is piss easy

>>17652146
spoiler alert: once you start making enough money to pay off your loans then you'll end up keeping less money each month in the end because of:
>paying monthly loan payments
>paying for your health insurance
>paying increased income tax
you're literally and unironically better off being poor

>>17649622

>>17652409
God tomorrow is going to be glorious!

>>17649660
FDIC exists

>>17652046
No, silver has been dumping because it's a huge scam

>>17652473
daynight savings so everybody will be EXTRA stressed out and emotional. lmao

>>17652498
top fucking lmao if you think fdic is going to function when tens of millions begin running the banks

There has never been a better time to have no assets or savings

>>17651307
Based post.

>>17650105
Socialism is collapsing. This is happening because governments can't afford pensions/entitlements anymore.

>>17651307
based

>>17651468
That's literally what they did last time. And it will work... for a time

>>17649622
And people complained about China restricting whale selling.

>>17653166
>>17652992
>>17651446
>based

First markets in EU open in 1bong 30 bings :D

So time to convert my bonds to more gold ETFs tomorrow eh ?

>>17651710
Bro wtf have you done with your life

>>17651323

What coins should I keep an eye on? I feel like this is a good time to throw a couple bucks in there

>>17651710
>Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly

>>17651710
holy fuck. do yourself a favor. This summer, start buying dividend stocks and never sell them. Just keep buying them. Stocks like BP and other shit like that.

they'll cost like 20 bucks a week but I guarantee, you can make a profit. You do this for the next 15 years and you'll be fucking loaded(in your own eyes)

>>17651766
I think youre underestimating the ripple effect of the market.

Imagine all these unprofitable companies who skate by on ever increasing stock prices. Tesla has never produced a profit and what happens when they start laying people off?

Id wait and hope all this shit dies down through summer, let the dust settle first.

>>17651307
absolutely based caps poster

>>17651895
Unlikely, depends what country you're in. Prepping food is so you can isolate, gardening may be something you could look into if you want some food security and have an otherwise unused lawn

>>17651316
Whats my money doing at your house bill!!

>>17651710
I would seriously consider sudoku at this point.

So why are all you business pros panicking?
Stock market crashing is fucking awesome.

Stock's gonna go back up, now is the time to BUY BUY BUY

>>17654149
Only if I am still alive after the world recovers...

>>17651307
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

>>17651437
>the government will hodl my bags!
The government has been insolvent since bailing out banks in 2008 lmao

>>17654495
The government has been fucking insolvent since 1913 and arguably before that.

>>17650035
I wouldn’t put it past em.

>>17650105
Fuckin china and sauds

Im going to have move in back with mom REEEEEEEEEEEE

how exciting

>>17651307
Absolutely based

>>17653847
Terrible advice.

>>17651307
I love it

>>17649716
I thought of this weeks ago. Once the spark is set off in the public, assuming it does within 3 months, it'll be a bank run. Government will likely limit how much you can transfer to, to prevent sidestepping via buying goods with credit cards and paying the bill with a savings account.

>>17650924
>making money in times of crisis by using the fear and hysteria against the masses
>bragging about it

aus market closed down 7.5% fellas, strap in for a big one

>>17650035
i fucking laughed and i feel so bad

>>17651307
kek one of the best posts ever made on this retarded shitcoin wasteland of a board

>>17651307
this is definitely a sane and stable person, I can tell by the all Caps text and literal mouthbreathing.
we can also observe how obviously poor this person is based on his level of animosity directed towards money. we all should take this person seriously, she obviously knows what shes talking about.
now time for you to dilate

>>17651171
>he actually thinks the u.s. government can stop this when the masses velieve it's a collapse

Refer to last week when markets pumped and then soon after recontinued dumping

Where should i buy physical gold and silver from. Fairly sure the us dollar is going the way of the Zimbabwean dollar if this keeps up.

>>17649716
there won't be any bank runs, all our money is digital. there's literally no need to do bank runs.

>>17649660
>ever keeping money in the bank
>not having all your money in investments or assets

you should only have max of like 1% of your total wealth for emergencies in the bank

>>17654745
>market volatility only points to bearish results

AHHHHH CIRCUIT BREAKS PLS SAVE US

>>17651307

>>17651307
cruise control for cool

>>17652146
I always had a chip on my shoulder because I didn't get to finished my degree (illness in the family that fucked my parents' and my own finances) and had to drop out. I was a STEM major. Not sure how some of you Lilly ass faggots who majored in Lilly ass faggot subjects could never muster up the courage to just finish. I guess some people are meant to lose. Absolutely disgusting, pathetic, and the whole lot. I don't pity you.

>>17651323
They do exist, but only for individual companies.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp
>In addition to these market-level circuit breakers, there are also circuit breakers for individual securities. Unlike their market-wide counterparts, these individual circuit breakers go into effect whether the price moves up or down.

>>17649716
>implying they will let you

I just watched The Big Short for the first time in anticipation of Black Monday

>>17649659

>>17651307
yep im thinking this is based put me in the screencap fuck jannies

>>17649660
Why this?!?

>>17651307
this must be ed

>>17651767
Buy TP
Buy Lead and brass
Buy Gold.

>>17649676
eric trump says full offense

holy shit this is going to be bad

>>17655311
A vaccine is around the corner, so no.

>>17651709
It hit -5.99!!! BUY BUY BUY

>>17655357
>doesn't know lead time on vaccines
>doesn't know previous trial results on SARS vaccine
>doesn't know about reinfection
>doesn't know there's already 2 strains mutated.
>doesn't know about Brazil's bat population.

>>17650041
Rich old boomers are terrified to die anon, this is why they crash the economy: to try to save themselves.
Once again incredibly selfish.

>>17650035

DAX -8.5%
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
wew lads its habbening

>>17655382
There is no vaccine for SARS because it disappeared off the face of the earth.
No use producing a vaccine for a strain that does not exist anymore.

COVID-19 was always a minnow of a virus, and now a DNA-based vaccine is right around the corner.

You guys think the market won't just figure this disease out like every other one before it?

My TLT is up 7 % from like two weeks ago is it still smart to buy more TLT?

>>17655382
>p-pls don’t stop panicking!! I want muh shtf because I’m such a loser in normal society

>>17652036
oh no, he might lose 50 bucks, hes ruined!

>>17655577
Buy zroz bitch.

>>17655590
>zroz
is that basically a 25+ year treasury without coupons? never heard of that before

>>17649786
No more questions. Back to work.

>>17655900

>>17649622
I'm ready for the impending shit storm.

Shoulda stocked up on toilet paper anons

>>17652409
everything is ok. beep ..... boop

Denmark is down 18%

>>17656358
wtf this is worse than 08

>>17650085
LMAO

>>17649802
Chilling to read desu.

Some little zoomer meme lord was copy posting a doomer range I made two weeks ago like I was some kind of retarded nutjob ranting about the fed and how this will be bigger than 2008. Now who is laughing huh little zoomer? God it must be so humiliating for you

>>17651766
you are retarded for even asking

>>17655520
It's not the disease you assholes how many times do people need to repeat this. The yield curve inverted in 2018 for Christsake

>>17650862
Yeah except the value of equities has been completely uncoupled by the value of "actual companies" for years now. "Actual companies" mean nothing in equity markets, or at least haven't for the past couple of years.

It's basically the same thing - a bunch of bullshit held together by blowing smoke up your ass and thinking positive thoughts.

>>17649716
>>17649660
It's not 1929 you brainlets, the money has no value if the economy collapses.

>>17657250
this is way worse than 1929
also, physical bills will definitely be used as money for a long time until counterfeiting starts to become a problem

>>17651766
no, no problems whatsoever, best of luck in your endeavor!

>>17649659

>>17657309
this. physical money will still be a schelling point among normies.

>>17650949
Are you fucking retarded?

>>17657309
Theyre already a problem in my state.

>>17650862

>Actual companies that are going bankrupt

Have fun with your fun coupons.

>>17649659
Offensive joke. Yikes

>>17654763
how are those investments going for you right now

>Vanguard still going full "j-just stay the course"

>have close to 100k in the bank currently

What do?

>>17657897
short the euro

>>17657897
Watch it turn into 10k

Literally shorted the top, then last week was like fuck it, I'm bull now, and went long. Fuck me.

>>17657897

have about 75k myself. probably the safest place to keep it right now in the short term.

>>17656474
denmarkfags do oil

>>17657523
they're a problem right now because the violent gangsters calling themselves a nation state has been pushing for using electronic money exclusively for a long time; it's now that this electronic money becomes worthless/inaccessible that bills will start seeing widespread usage again

Biz talking about shorting and how “easy this is” they’ll get liquidated on a bounce past 3000 on the spx before the real dump, it’s never easy anon

>>17651171
bUt ThIs TiMe ItS dIfFeReNt vIrUs BaD

>>17651553
Not truly a FREE market,

REEEEEEEE

>>17651710
Take on as much debt as you can and buy monero. Then declare bankruptcy. The sooner you do this the better.

>>17657897
buy gold and silver
whatever happens, it will be worth something at least

just bought $15k VOO @ $255. $50k cash remaining

>>17651307
This /thread

>>17658817
Retard

>>17657972
>Shorting a currency printed to death
There is one currency you short right now.
The dollar

MARKETS OPEN IN 32 MINUTES

>>17659042
Did you forget about daylight savings anon?

>>17659269
Yes

Need to start a toilet paper and canned goods futures pit

>>17659019
how do you short the dollar? You buy something with it. Whatcha gonna buy?

I'm not American. Markets to open in 1 hour, correct?
Today will be remembered in the annals of history as the "half hour happening."
-20% Here we go!