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ENTIRE ITALY IN QUARANTINE
SOON GERMANY AND FRANCE WILL FOLLOW
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/09/coronavirus-live-updates-outbreak-italy-lockdown-quarantine-uk-usa-america-australia-recession-fears-update-latest-news

>> No.17673167

good smelly italians stay in your boot

>> No.17673173

>>17673121
This is actually a good thing because govs are taking it seriously and we might have a chance to stop this

>> No.17673175

>>17673121
But yet Ferrari was allowed exemption to travel to Australia from northern Italy for the Grand Prix

So not so locked down

>> No.17673177

>>17673121
you could have avoided this if you all bought LINK

>> No.17673192

RIP Germany -> RIP Deutsche Bank -> RIP the entire economy

von Lehman Brüders soon

>> No.17673201

haha i bought the coronavirus top haha

>> No.17673224

>>17673175
it has been decided literally 10 minutes ago, things will change

>> No.17673226
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>>17673121
>Quarantine over a glorified flu virus

LMAO I thought Italians weren't a bunch of pussies.

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>>17673177
checked

>> No.17673249
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>>17673226
They are all old and fat.

They might as well have a pussy

>> No.17673267

well shit if they quarantine the whole country this might be more than just a flu virus guys.

>> No.17673288
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>>17673121
>entire country is under quarantine
>people still say it's "just a glorified cold"
I don't understand how you can be this stupid

>> No.17673296

>>17673121
I didn’t even realize there still was Italy anyway. Trying to think of how this will impact me and all I can come up with is I’ll have to make due with non-DOP tomatoes when I make pizza.

As for Germany and France I don’t think it is a big loss really. The Germans tried to destroy Europe several times recently and France is...well, full of French.

>> No.17673298

>>17673173
>stopping a cold
I'm sure it has nothing to do with ulterior motives

>> No.17673308
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JUST THE FLU

>> No.17673327

>>17673308
how the fuck do they go out and get food and money to live?

>> No.17673344
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>>17673327
You don't, LMAO

>> No.17673359

>>17673344
The absolute state of trannyera

>> No.17673366

>>17673226
Have you considered the alternative that it's not just a flu. A 15% mortality rate for 70+ y.o. is no laughing matter with European demography.

>> No.17673377

>>17673327
I guess the army will bring food... I guess...
I have two month of food at home however..

>> No.17673378

>>17673175
Dude, just watch what happens throughout Europe when weekly football (soccer in Burgerspeak) is cancelled.
Then it's defenitely happening. Ron Paul couldn't even wave his hands enough.
Europe will burn with no football.

>> No.17673386

>>17673366
Could be lots of boomer apartments opening up.

>> No.17673392

>>17673121
the pasta is stuck

>> No.17673403
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>>17673327
Maybe it's Italy's long game to siphon boomer Germoney's money

>> No.17673422

>>17673121
If the German economy stop I think it will be the end of the EU. I mean Italy alone is a trouble a gigantic bomb, but Germany is what keeps the ship afloat, if they stop, it's over.

>> No.17673424

>>17673386
More like boomer homes

When they die that shit gon be FREE nigga

>> No.17673425

Oh no my Lambo delivery...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17673427

Fuck it. I'm shorting Bitcoin.

Would you rather have essential supplies or a some stupid ass digital coin???

This really puts things in perspective.

>> No.17673432

>>17673121
Spaghettifag here i can confirm, i'm scared as hell.

>> No.17673431

>>17673173
>noooooo not muh boomerinos
>not my punchy pensioner pals

>> No.17673435

>>17673378
>Europe will burn with no football.

good. the bread and circus stops and europa awakens.

>> No.17673467

ARE WE GOING TO SEE RIOTS!?
WAS THE AKIRA MOVIE RIGHT!!??

>> No.17673470

>>17673427
>Would you rather have essential supplies or a some stupid ass digital coin???
Highly depends on where you live.
For instance, I wouldn't give a shit if I lived in central Florida with a garden.

>> No.17673486

>>17673366
It's littery blessing in disguise, considering that the percent of working citizens has been shrinking.

>> No.17673491

>>17673435
>europa awakens
Just how? Seriously. Please elaborate.
Europeans will do nothing besides smashing their heads together or try to stay out of harms way.
You call that "awakening?"

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This was expected.

>> No.17673514
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>>17673308
>nearly a whole week off
>literally have to spend your time indoors
NOT
FUCKING
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
I WANT TO BE LOCKED UP TOO YOU LUCKY FUCKING WOPS

>> No.17673519
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And to think it was all because of this.

>> No.17673521

>>17673173
No doubt that everybody will get it at some point.
It won't go away but who really fucking cares?
It's not that deadly. Some of the deaths are related to an overreactive immune system because the virus is new which won't be the case in the future.
It mostly kills boomers which is objectively a good thing.
Also, remdisivir works.
What's the fucking problem?

>> No.17673532

>>17673514
month* not week. even fucking worse

>> No.17673561
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>>17673495
Considering the circumstances this screenshot is terrifying (even in accuracy)
Might've been predictive programming.
Pic realted, not quite sure yet if predictive programming or full on LARP from a company that actually has customers paying for this information.
( http://www.deagel.com/country/forecast.aspx?pag=1&sort=Population&ord=DESC )

>> No.17673580

China will be known as the weird, smelly kid with diseases at the party for years, probably decades to come. Itll be a long while before they live this down.

>> No.17673584

>>17673521
Did you not see that leaked video from inside the hospital? I'd 100% prefer death to the shit they where going through.

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>>17673491
Has to get worse before it gets better. Fuck your football, cuck.

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>>17673344
FURRY FAGGOT SCARED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY HAS AIDS AND SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17673637

>>17673593
I fucking hate any of the popular itterations of football.
Also I do not share your sentiment.

>> No.17673655

>>17673584
Ahh... no

>> No.17673682

>>17673655
If it was literally a flu that killed off a few elderly there is no way there would be this much panic. The masses panicking because of the media is one thing, but the elites panic selling their stocks in near enough everything? Nah, this is much worse than a flu.

>> No.17673705

It's truly a great time to be a cash rich recluse who shuns human contact.

>> No.17673720

>>17673167
Kek

>> No.17673744

>>17673366
>15%

kek, no way that's accurate.
It's a glorified flu virus that is not as contagious as the flu, that is also going to get neutered by the upcoming spring. It's a giant nothing burger. don't be a basic bitch and follow the media hysteria.

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>>17673682
>panic selling their stocks in near enough everything?
No no no no, this is about something else.
No one on the stock market cares about a few people dieing. They care about quarantines because they slow down the world economy. Why the countries declare quarantines that fast that I don't know.... but that's the actual question.
Read pic related for why the market is going down except shit future earnings.

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>>17673495
God I love fearporn, I live for this stuff. I absolutely love sucking my nic sticks while reading this shit for hours on end with 2 monitors and hundreds of tabs open until my fingers are icecold and I'm getting adrenaline sweats

>> No.17673782

>>17673682
how much of your artificially pumped stock do you actually have to sell to dump prices and buy more

what was the volume?

>> No.17673804

>>17673519
The liberals who did this should be executed for putting the entire western world in danger to "combat racism"

>> No.17673840

>>17673561
>predicting a 70% drop in US population by 2025 due to migration to Latin America and Asia
Yeah I don't think so.

>> No.17673858
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will the rest of the world hold china accountable for releasing this bioweapon? i dont care if they accidentally lost control of it, they deserve punishment anyway. its not like their intentions were good to begin with while developing it.

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>>17673858
More like when are you going to apologize to China?

>> No.17673874

>>17673744
>t. Q boomer

>> No.17673901

>>17673874
wrong. boomers are the ones who are actually scared of this meme. I'm an ablebodied sperg.

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>>17673366
>A 15% mortality rate for 70+ y.o. is no laughing matter
Actually IT IS

>> No.17673944

>>17673288
The eye talyun gubment is stupid

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>>17673378
where is Burgerspeak? is that where all the football games happen

>> No.17673979

>>17673495
If DB is going to fail, won't the Euro tank?

>> No.17673984

Will Dow fall by 3,000 points tomorrow?

>> No.17673993
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>>17673121
they a PUT A CORONA innda SAUCIE SAUCIE
MAMMA MIA, ALFREDO LUIGI!

>> No.17674032

>>17673919
kek

>> No.17674037

>>17673984
"oof" territory is reached with S&P 500 lower than ~2,700

>> No.17674127

>Didn't spend an extra $100 to guarantee getting EWI puts
Fuck me that was easy money.

>> No.17674132
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>>17673744
Plenty of sources of this statistic. See attached for one.

Here is a respected doctor and former commissioner of the FDA telling us its not just a flu.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/transcript-scott-gottlieb-on-face-the-nation-march-8-2020/

"China is not going to shut down its entire economy over the flu".

China killed and kills more people than Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot combined. So if they have no problem with killing people at all, why are they risking famine and starvation to stop this thing if its just a cold breh? Remember China is the worlds largest calorie importer. They cannot feed themselves on domestic production so they buy their food en masse.

Look man, we're probably all fine (peeps under 40 y.o.) but don't fool yourself by baning some Wuhan hottie and going to dinner with your parents and grandparents. Its fucking serious for old people, and that is a fact. Don't be a dick.

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Its priced in guys. Please say this is priced in.

Trump said this is nothing to worry about.

Fuck, I'm going to lose everything tomorrow. I should have fucking sold today.

20% was wiped out of my funds this week.

You sons of bitches told me this was a nothing burger.

>> No.17674182

>>17673366
Trump said it's just a flu.

>> No.17674191

>>17673495
It's a pity the absolute brainlet fucked up the fonts

>> No.17674222

>>17673121
Does anyone have that apu making the ooooooooooo face?

Would really fit here.

>> No.17674224

>>17673121
The whole world will be quarantined.
Prison planet.

>> No.17674231
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ITS OVER. They are cleaning up because nobody is left. Everyone is discharged. The worst has passed. Time for all you panic happening dorks to shut the fuck up now and get back in the stock market.

This is a nothingburger.

>> No.17674235

>>17674182
Already disproven. Check out my link above with the interview with Scott Gottlieb. Its clear, sober assessment of the next steps of this disease.

Containment has failed.

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Grut ring rye got me ah hashimat shoot
No corona rirus fur me, restern dog

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ROOOOOH N OOOOOOOOOOOH
SHOOT BREAK RECAUSH ET AH MADE IN AH CHYNAAA
RACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>17673308
>for professional reasons
>wagies still have to wage
HAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO. Is there are greater indignity humanly imaginable than being a wagie?

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>>17673121
People are forgetting crucial things. In the EU demographic there are more cancer survivors that are left with weakened immune systems and survivors of other illnesses that would normally get you killed in the third world. These people have weakened immune systems. These walking dead people usually have seriously impaired immune systems and are considered risk patients. The corona virus will give these people a death sentence unless they receive top tier medical assistance.

Italy is expecting 3000 severe cases in the coming days. Already the various Italian hospitals are choosing who lives and who dies based of their assessment of survival chances. Italy has passed a 5% mortality rate and it will increase rapidly as the number of severe cases outgrow the capacity of the hospitals. This is what will happen in almost all EU countries unless serious efforts are put into place to curtail the spread. If 25% of a given european population is infected, expect mortality figures in the low 20s. EU demographics are fucked in every scenario.

You faggots better start checking the age distribution in the stocks you are buying in this massive dip.

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>>17673993

>> No.17674353

>>17673872
Apologize for them, at best eating BATS, and at worse, mutating this shit in a lab letting it escape? Fuck off slant eye.

>> No.17674391

>>17673308
>professional reasons

Lol still have to wagecuck. Yeah its still gonna spread then. Full lockdown has better odds. All this does is spread it from place to place.

Eg
>dad works at a government office
>someone gives him corona virus
>infects family
>mom goes to work at some public company with 500 employees
>son goes to grocery store where the masses slip in and out of
>daughter goes to mall where even more slip in and out of

Basically this just slows it down but won't stop it. Havent you seen how many workplaces give so little sick days and or question you for it/demand a doctors note!?

Jeez there's a reason I go to work sick and use my sick days for appointments, interviews, or just tp relax. Why would I want to be at home miserable and increase chances of infecting my own family when I can be at work where I'm usually already miserable at and reduce my chances of infecting my family.

>> No.17674409

>>17673378
>soccer is the only thing keeping Europe from snapping
Why? Its so boring

>> No.17674417

Fuck these news outlets. Of course they’re capitalizing on one of the few things that will give them enough clicks to stay afloat. The virus is a complete nothingburger if you’re not elderly.

>> No.17674427
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>>17674222
This one?

>> No.17674484

>>17674409
It's lifeblood entertainment and fandom for the typical European normie.
Even if you dislike the game.
Italy cancelled their top league games till April 3rd. See how social tensions rise over the coming weeks.

>> No.17674492

>>17674417
>The virus is a complete nothingburger if you’re not elderly.
Or a cancer survivor, mc fatfuck or currently fighting a disease which requires radiation and or constant medical attention.

>> No.17674500

>>17673386
Imagine believing boomers own apartments and not houses. The absolute state of /biz/

>> No.17674506

>>17674191
you think it's fake, retard?
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

>> No.17674516

>>17674231
>discharged
In a body bag

>> No.17674528

>>17674334
this, but Africa, India and the fat and old boomers in the US have no better outlook
at least people in the EU have some kind of universal healthcare

>> No.17674530

>>17673780
based

>> No.17674540

>>17674484

Based corona gifting us fascism on a silver platter

Also. How will btc behave longterm in this mess?

>> No.17674614

>>17674427
Nah it has motion blur and like he is sucking in air or making the "oooooooo" noise

Eg.
Anon 1: your mom is so fat she uses a king sized bed as a chair
Crowd of anons: oooooooooo

>> No.17674647

ITS ONLY THE FLU, BRO

>> No.17674704

>>17674540
I estimate Bitcoin to bottom somewhere in the $600 to $1200 range and then begin a very (very) slow but steady climb into 6 and even 7 figure territory.
If this is "the great happening" in the financial markets then we haven't seen anything yet.
The financial world is leveraged to the gills after a full decade of ludicrous y/y increases into the stratosphere. High volatility and huge swings (mostly to the downside) will trigger margin calls left and right in a magnitude which we haven't seen yet.
source: trust me, bro

>> No.17674710

DONT WORRY GUYS

TRUMP SAYS ITS ALL FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS!!

>> No.17674737

>>17674704

N-not fucking selling. But i do got 10k cash ready for whatever will be a good opportunity in the coming months.
Also. Im sick. So who knows. Fuckkk

>> No.17674738
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>>17673872
OH NO NO NO
THASSA ARRERGIES
NO VRIRRUSS
ARRERGIES
U WONG ROUND EYE

>> No.17674767

>>17674704
>600-1200$ range
Lmao kys

>> No.17674775

>>17673495
He said plastics were safe.

He knew oil would dump

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>>17674710
you're right, they're not known to fearmonger
>pandemic

>> No.17674779

>>17674710
It mostly is lol

>> No.17674785

>>17674737
Godspeed, anon.

>> No.17674799

>>17674738
the Spanish Flu probably originated in the US
that being said, I believe this virus "escaped" from some lab in Wuhan

>> No.17674803

>>17674182
He's in maximum cope mode. He failed to stop a foreign threat and he's about to lose the re election over it (:

>> No.17674804

>>17673192
they are literally rushing to approve backstop and ESM reforms on 16th march in a desperate attempt to save DB, but they cannot even print some fake free ecb money money to help italy with medical equipment and all the emergencies
fucking nazis, they need to be nuked with an atomic bomb

>> No.17674813

>>17674799
or just chinks getting off on torturing poor bats

>> No.17674821

>>17674528
We do but it will become our downfall in a way. In the us the surge of patients will only make the prices become even more perverted and survivability for the affected will most likely be directly correlated with wealth. In Europe it has and will lead to fighting over breathing machines and similar equipment that is needed to keep people with severe pneumonia alive.

>>17674506
CDC anon was right desu. China has been writing off deaths as unrelated and the Italian case is a test run in transparency.

>> No.17674834

>>17674777
Why weren't they fearmongering in December when the outbreak first happened?
When I predicted it would be this bad?

Ooof. The cope starts to crumble.

>> No.17674856

>>17674417
The media is playing with fire. If word spreads of whats going on inside these news organizations, reporters are going to have targets on their backs.

>> No.17674863

>>17673121
lmao, why don't they do this every fucking flu season?

This is pure market manipulation.

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>>17674614
What about this one?

>> No.17674888

>>17674863
If everybody turns their attention away from this PANDEMIC, at towards the media, watch how fast they stop doomposting and start trying to downplay their own role in the market crash.

>> No.17674897

>>17674132
>thinking disgusting Chinese cities are hygenically comparable to the first world
>ignoring statistics for countries that don’t fit your narrative
>still not understanding that not every person who gets the sickness is going to report it
>virtue signaling saying I am being a dick

Kill yourself. Go look up yearly seasonal flu death statistics and realize how much worse it is than this. Then realize that this year wasn’t even that bad for flu deaths because of the mild winter. Then realize that the boomers dying off from corona would have just gotten killed by a stronger seasonal flu.

>> No.17674916

>>17673470
Jesus, that's me. How did you know this?

What the fuck

>> No.17674923

>>17673435
>europea awakens
>"bread and circus stops"
Explain what the colosseum was then, or the olympics. Lmao.

>> No.17674932

>>17674888
/pol/ is really the most disappointing. They spent all of 2015-16 getting completely lied to, bullshitted and spit on by the media. The media watched Trump supporters get assaulted and did nothing/didn't report it. They fed on that shit. But now that there's a le habbening, /pol/ sucks the farts right out of their Jewish assholes.

>> No.17674937

>>17673470
Rural inland northwest here. Have garden, have rifles. Deer everywhere. Is this fun?

>> No.17674946

>>17674804
>>17673192
>muh Deutsche Bank
DB is perfectly safe. The only thing that could bring DB down is "controlled demolition" like the (((System))) did with Lehman Brothers.
No one in the entire financial industry nor in governments is interested to see Deutsche "fail" as it would cause ripple effects throughout the whole (((System))) and might even "destroy it."
No one among (((the ones who get to decide))) wants any of that.
So rules will be bent, morphed, modified, scrapped, ignored, etc. etc. etc. to make sure DB stays safe.
They will conjure up solutions ex nihilo just to make sure DB appears and is safe.
However... if (((they))) decide to let DB fall, it is not them who will be in trouble. It is you and me. Because the debris of that controlled demolition is meant to crash onto you and me.
The top ones will only get richer and have more rights to property than they had before.
Everything else is fearporn, zerohedge-tier.

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b-but zion don and the media said it was jus da flu!

>> No.17674954

>>17673432
>Spaghettifag here i can confirm, i'm scared as hell
Coglione ignorante, patetico

>> No.17674985

>>17673919
And I'm tired of pretending it's not

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17674998

Wake up before its too late

https://files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

>> No.17675004

>>17674484
I've gathered that much from all the stabbings and the arsons. Could it be arued that football hooliganry and local teams are the spiritual successor to sectarianism and different churches? England and Scotland seem to embody that theory to the T.
>fight and war over God for centuries
>realize you should not fight over God
>throw out God and find something new to beat the shit out of each other for

>> No.17675013

>>17674821
yeah, but if we are lucky then it could also lead to more people being checked and processed early on, which will then in turn reduce/slow down the overall spread in the long run
but in case SHTF, then you are right people in the US will be able to buy the golden ventilation ticket while in EU some doc will pull the plug on elderly people to make space for some younger ones

>> No.17675021
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>>17674951
#DeportDrumph

>> No.17675048

>>17673744
>not as contagious as the flu
Fake news. R0 is over 3 probably over 5
>media hysteria
Media is been working overtime down playing corona-chan, smooth brain

>> No.17675051

>>17673580
>China will be known as the weird, smelly kid with diseases at the party for years, probably decades to come. Itll be a long while before they live this down.
Thinking they will forget who is behind this.

>> No.17675079

>>17674998
fake and gay

>> No.17675089

>>17673121
Q said this would happen

>> No.17675106

>>17674888
Yeah people really need to stop and think "why so much media frenzy" before taking the bait.
For example, the toilet paper frenzy in Australia. No one is turning around asking just why the media pushed a toilet paper shortage so much, and why they continued to report on it.
Literally no one would be out buying toilet paper in bulk if the fucking media didnt act like it was a shtf scenario. In two weeks the headlines will be "what caused tp shortage xD" and content of the articles will have nothing to do with the actual reasons.

>> No.17675115

>>17673580
They were already the kid that ate bugs and rats that tortured animals for fun

>> No.17675117

>>17675048
it's not as contagious as the flu, because it literally is a flu.

>Media is been working overtime down playing corona-chan, smooth brain

hahaha holy fuck you can't be serious. The only reason people are talking about it is because of the media.

Genuinely answer me this: Why doesn't the media talk about the season flu like they are talking about Corona? The seasonal flu kills ~60k a year. So why don't we have people closing down schools, quarantining cities, etc? It's all media hype and politics.

>> No.17675136

I've been living under a rock the last 3 months. How do i profit from this?

>> No.17675138

>>17674998
The evil "capitalist" US Healthcare system is 33.5 not including NICU (for the kiddies).

>> No.17675146

>>17675004
You might be correct in all of your assessments.
I would like to offer a different take. Football, for the European normie no matter which coleur is the last bastion in their lifes where they are allowed to show passion, be passionate, be frantic, scream and shout and - sometimes even - riot.
Without football there is almost no outlet left for the European normie to channel these emotions. Without it he/she is castrated.
Anger will build up and it will unload - like it always does - mostly on things or beings that didn't deserve it.
Dark days might be ahead.

>> No.17675158

>>17674951
>the media said it was just a flu!
Yeah while reporting on it 24/7 and doom saying nonetheless. What impact do you think that has on normies who watch the news religiously?

>> No.17675160

>>17674998
According to that, Italy has 7,257 critical care beds, and currently about 600 people have "severe" corona in Italy. Not all of which are even in hospital.

>> No.17675184

>>17674998
Why post images from 2012?

>> No.17675196

>>17675160
>about 600 people have "severe" corona in Italy

They are mostly hospitalized in only one region and there are more of them that didn't get tested.

>> No.17675208

>>17674834
>Why weren't they fearmongering in December when the outbreak first happened?
Earliest posts in the archives were in January, larper

>> No.17675240

>>17675196
>They are mostly hospitalized in only one region
... where there is still more than enough capacity.

>and there are more of them that didn't get tested.
And?

>> No.17675254

>>17675136
Buy right now, we’re at the bottom already

>> No.17675264

>>17675240
>... where there is still more than enough capacity.

No there isn't, some hospitals in the region are already way over the limit, you don't realize that most critical care beds were already occupied before Corona was even a thing.

>> No.17675269

>People actually bought the 'it's just the flu' bullshit from our Burger president

Jesus christ working in healthcare it makes me want to strangle someone knowing people like you all will breed

>> No.17675275

>>17675264
You are using statistics from 2012. Dont try make an argument if you have outdated sources!

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>>17673167

Absolutely based as fuck.

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>> No.17675300

>>17675264
>No there isn't
Yes there is.

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>>17673121
PSG-BVB is getting «quarantined», no supporters allowed in the stadium.

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>>17673296

There should be a law against one man being so unironically based and redpilled.

>> No.17675322

>>17673427
Governments will print pumping bitcoin

>> No.17675325

>>17674492
So the elderly and less than one percent of the population that probably doesn’t work/go out anyways because of their debilitating condition/compromised immune system?
Thanks for confirming the fact that nothing is happening but cheaper housing and the possibility of actually getting social security when all the boomers die dumbass

>> No.17675336

>>17675269
imagine actually falling hook line and sinker for media fear porn. fucking lol.

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17675376

>the media is downplaying it guys!
>meanwhile, in Australia, because of the media "downplaying"

>> No.17675420

>>17675184
If you can find a newer one post it

>>17675300
I'm tired of dealing with Trumpcucks

>> No.17675445

>>17675325
Redpilled.

>> No.17675454

>>17675420
Northern Italy has more than enough capacity to handle 600 severe corona cases, fuck right off.

>> No.17675465

>>17675184
I've seen more recent data, but the number of ICU beds in Europe have been dropping since the late 70's. Socialism in all forms impacts supply.

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>>17673121
who orchestrated this? why italy?

>> No.17675471

>>17675336
>media fear porn

All the other docs say otherwise

>> No.17675472

>>17675454
You are wrong, either wake the fuck up or die drowning.

>> No.17675496

>qt chink ex gf currently wandering around southern Europe on study abroad
>I'm stuck in army training
what do I do bros

>> No.17675500

>>17675472
stay seething

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>>17675468
Leftards did

>> No.17675504

>>17673344
lmao this is biz when link moon to 1k

>> No.17675526

>>17673344
>furfag

Lmao, he probably has AIDS

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17675529

>>17675117
It's literally a coronaviruses, which is not an influenza virus. It's R0 is vastly higher than flu, as unlike flu corona-chan is capable of asymptomatic carrier transmission and mildly symptomatic cases are as infectious as highly symptomatic cases

Nigger, /pol/ has had a corona-chan general since China's death toll was in the low double digits and the media was crying that restricting travel was racist. Fin media has been trying to get stupid goyim to buy the (((elites))) bags since Feb 20. If you believe this is 'just a flu' you're a smooth brain. If you believe the media hasn't been doing everything in it's power to down play this, you're smooth brain

I realize you're a salty little faggot that's down a cunt instead of being massively up because you didn't pay attention, but that's no reason to stick your head in the sand

>> No.17675550

>>17675471
kek, so answer my question here: >>17675117

>> No.17675614

>>17675529
You still have not answered my question about why the media ignores the seasonal flu which murders ~60k people a year. Until you do this, you are not worth responding to. The reason you aren't responding to it, for what it's worth, is because it destroys your narrative. A seasonal virus that kills tens of thousands doesn't mean anything, but a virus with little empirical data, well SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND TANK THE MARKETS OH MY GOD GOYS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. Fuck off.

The media was playing anti trump before and they are playing anti trump now. The media only cares about ratings, and pumping up the corona virus = massive ratings.

I don't give a fuck about /pol/. It is watered down these days from when I used to post on there. All things considered, this is a nothing burger that ironically has become an event because of stupid faggots like you and normies who just listen to what the media tells them and gets scared.

>> No.17675627

>>17675471
Fear porn is a GOP buzzphrase that began circulating a few days ago.
Dismiss anyone using it as brainless memespouters drowning in rw propaganda

>> No.17675641

>>17675117
>The seasonal flu kills ~60k a year. So why don't we have people closing down schools, quarantining cities, etc?

Because
>The flu doesn't kill ass effectively as this coronavirus
>The flu has a short incubation period so you're symptomatic much quicker, meaning less possibility of transmission to others. With the coronavirus it takes a while to become symptomatic
>If this does become 'a second flu' it has the potential to never truly go away like the regular flu and then we're double fucked as much as we usually are

You maximum retard

>> No.17675644

>>17675336
>media fear porn
The media has avoided talking about it as much as they could for the past 3 months. They've done nothing but downplay it. Holy shit, kill yourself you delusional retard.

>> No.17675662

>>17675627
>thinking I support the GOP
fuck trump and fuck those kike supporting neocons.

>> No.17675664

Lmao at Fed guy in the conference right now saying this shit will only last a few months

>> No.17675680

>>17675662
Whatever you say, Cletus.

>> No.17675685

>>17675465
Name one socialist nation in the EU.
Oh thats right you retarded polcucks dont even know the fucking definition, you are worse than lefties throwing around the term fascism

>> No.17675700

>>17675529
The Spanish flu had 1% mortality rate.That didn't stop it from killing 17 million people.

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>>17675550
>muh 60k
P&I is a very broad category of death. The vast majority are not seasonal flu deaths.

Actual flu mortality rate is 0.05% +/- 0.04%, in contrast to corona-chan's 1-4% mortality rate (20-80 times as lethal)

>> No.17675703

>>17675685
Most EU countries have at least one popular socialist party that regularly gets in power.

>> No.17675714

>>17675529
>If you believe the media hasn't been doing everything in it's power to down play this
Literally everything in the media directly contradicts this statement. Do you think downplaying means /not/ screaming at people to lock themselves in basements and playing siren sounds on all channels?

>> No.17675774

>>17675714
fwiw, I have a background in molbio and microbio, and have worked with select agents in a bsl3. I've been paying close attention to this since January, and yes the media almost completely ignored it for months in spite of the *insane* red flags. The media stories ramped up in the last ~2 weeks. China quarantines 100 million people and we were saying "just the flu bro"

>> No.17675781

>>17674777
>>17674779
You guys are in a cult. Dow drops over 2,000 points, the virus (for which there is no vaccine) has established itself in multiple regions of multiple countries in multiple continents with exponential growth likely to occur.

>> No.17675804

>>17675701
And worse of all 10% of people that are in hospitals are in serious condition, that's enough to overwhelm even the best healthcare system in the world.

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>>17675700
That's an argument for "it's not just a flu", not "it's just a flu"

>>17675614
It's not 60k and it's out of 40 MILLION infections a year, when corona-chan hits 40m infected, her death toll will be in the hundreds of thousands or millions.

And you're aware that 'muh 60k' and 'muh just a flu', have been the media taking points up to this weekend, right?

>> No.17675836

>>17675641
>The flu doesn't kill ass effectively as this coronavirus

so we shouldn't care about 60k people dying every year because it's not the evil coronavirus? face it, this is a massive flaw in your hysteria because we have YEARLY KILLING MACHINE THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT AND DOESN'T EFFECT THE GENERAL ECONOMY

>The flu has a short incubation period so you're symptomatic much quicker, meaning less possibility of transmission to others. With the coronavirus it takes a while to become symptomic

and coronavirus is reportedly far less harmful to children and able bodies adults. It also is less contagious, at least from what I have read.

>If this does become 'a second flu' it has the potential to never truly go away like the regular flu and then we're double fucked as much as we usually are

fear mongering. You are also using inflated death statistics (from china), ignoring death statistics from countries that don't fit your narrative, and most importantly, not considering that the majority of people who get sick are not going to the hospital and even reporting it.

>>17675644
I don't know what media you've been watching, but I can assure you that all the boomers and dumb niggers I work with are SHOOK about this, which is a dead giveaway that the media fear porn has gotten to them.

>> No.17675870

>>17675816
>thinking that the death percentages won't start to level out once the massive first world populations will promptly deal with it
>thinking dirty chinks can deal with the coronavirus better than chad westerners
>not realizing that the "just a flu" talking points are actually from trump and not the media.

>> No.17675875

>>17675781
>hundreds of people may die
yah, so?

>> No.17675892

>>17675297

haha

>> No.17675897

>>17675714
the media is downplaying, they only slowly sensitize the people
retards and smart people already panicked, while the masses are still clueless
the literally don't want to hear about this topic anymore, which is lunatic

>> No.17675916

>>17675836
>I don't know what media you've been watching, but I can assure you that all the boomers and dumb niggers I work with are SHOOK about this
Yeah, they're very shook after they first heard about it a week ago. Meanwhile it's been tearing China apart for three months and the media didn't say a fucking word except "lol its just a flu don't worry and don't be racist xD"

>> No.17675928

>>17674937
If you have a mailbox, you're vulnerable.

>> No.17675940

>>17674231
Why is there nobody in the streets too?

>> No.17675946

>>17675089
Q has predicted 12 of the last 2 down turns.

>> No.17675954

>>17673121
>3% mortality rate
>0.2% mortality rate for people under 40
>SHUT IT ALL DOWN NOW
???

>> No.17675966

>>17675954
jews forcing an artificial market crash so they can short and then buy at the bottom

>> No.17675983

>>17675966
based kikes

>> No.17675988

>>17675875
Anon, millions of people might die.

>> No.17676010

>>17675146
Neat. That certainly makes me appreciate the game from a new angle.
It makes sense. You don't just descend from a long line of warriors that fought in every corner of the Earth without retaining some of their boiled blood. On the bright side, an insistence on high trust society appears to be the default (though, rapidly aging) position in the EU. Hopefully, if things really do turn severe enough that Europe would need a total reset, the moment comes when theyre fighting with rubber bullets and before the EU possibly morphs into some heavily armed police state. It could happen.

>> No.17676014

>>17675870
imagine being this big of a stupid faggot? "Ahyktually! flu is more deadly!" Do you not see what's happening all around you, you stupid faggot? i'm sure you'll be able to logic your way out of forcibly kept housebound/quarantined.

>> No.17676030

>>17674181
Ive been screaming bloody murder since janurary. Your fault for listening to the denialists.

>> No.17676037

>>17673431
Kek

>> No.17676047

>>17673593
Is that the new French football team ?

>> No.17676054

Pence took a significant pause before saying "We're all in this together."

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>>17673121
> Germany in lockdown

It's only lagging 8 days behind compared to Italy and numbers are going to turn out similar, but as long as our health minister is an incompetent, literal faggot, it isn't going to happen anytime soon.

A sensible person would have realized by now that we're going down the same path like Italy, but here we are.

>> No.17676109

>>17673780
Should probably give the smoking a break considering the circumstances

>> No.17676120

>>17675614
>flu kills 60k per year
>it’s a nothing burger, just another stronger version of the flu
your logic is retarded. how many people want the flu? zero. how many people want a stronger version of the flu? zero. do you understand why people are worried? because real people with real lives don’t want to be sick. sorry tranny neet basement dweller, but other people have personal reasons for not wanting another virus in their proximity. go have sex

>> No.17676121

>>17676014
>Do you not see what's happening all around you, you stupid faggot?

literally nothing except for mass hysteria. just wait until the numbers level out and you realize that this is a nothing burger.

>> No.17676141

>>17675954
I don't understand it. Maybe it's way worse and the media is underplaying instead of overplaying? 89 year old boomer dies of virus, everything closes down. Meanwhile dozens of young people die in traffic every day. This must be a fucking joke.

>> No.17676180

>>17673424

>More like boomer homes

The government will decide who gets them and they won't be giving them to you.

>> No.17676224

>>17675685
I specifically said socialism in any form. Doesn't matter whether they call themselves "Democratic Socialists" or "Marxists" or "Communist". I can rephrase to "Statist" if that makes you more comfortable, that will also help cover fascists. The all want a few people deciding what individuals can and can't do.

People are pissed off about poor governmental responses to things like COVID-19 and then they want to give governments and bureaucrats more control over their healthcare, the economy, one's life, etc.

Those same lemmings complain about high tuition costs in the US and want "free healthcare". The tuition costs are all jacked up because of Federal loan programs and grant dollars feeding an administrative beast. The colleges know they can jack up tuition costs because big papa government will come in with those tasty loans which will never escape because you were an art history major.

The same shit will happen with Healthcare. Nothing is free; someone is left holding the bag while bureaucrats and technocrats will live high on the hog. Look at the healthcare industry and see who supports full government run healthcare in the US. They know they will make a killing on it. Look at why healthcare costs have soared since Medicare/Medicaid were instituted. That was just them dipping a toe in the waters. Now they want to cannonball on your face. You won't be paying MetLife or Excellus - but you will still pay.

>> No.17676232

>>17676121
"nothing at all" as they're locking down the italians their homes.

>> No.17676241

>>17676224
based and human-action-pilled

>> No.17676248

>>17673744
>It's a glorified flu virus that is not as contagious as the flu, that is also going to get neutered by the upcoming spring

You understand how the planet works, right? When it's summer in some parts, it's winter in others.

>> No.17676261

Futures still down?

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>>17676248
>not being american
kek

>>17676232
yeah, mass hysteria

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>>17673173
Lol way too late for that, the chance to stop was it observing what was happening in China not waiting for it to show up

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Nothing burgers in a nutshell

>> No.17676316

>>17674888
Heil

>> No.17676319

>>17676232
>as they're locking down the italians their homes.
But they're not. No other other country has gone as far as China did, because no other country has no one else to blame for the Wuhan-Flu.

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>>17675004
The political factions of the byzantine empire were literally chariot racing hooligans so it's not like its a new phenomenon

>> No.17676426

>>17673495
2spooky4me

>> No.17676432

>>17676268
>>not being american
>kek

This concept applies to the entire planet, not just one country. It also means the pandemic can stay alive somewhere else until winter comes around again, leading to another outbreak in the US.

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>>17673121
I had CoViD19-like symptoms. Dry cough, shortness of breath, fever. That was end of november. Since then kinda encephalitis-like shit ongoin (not leaving my panic room in the current pandemic situation, so I won't go to a hospital).
I live in the central european caliphate, surrounded by morons. Am I actually patient zero? Or, at least, is this shit longer under us than assumed? No tests, no cases, right?

>> No.17676489

>>17674737
10k cash lmao look out for this guy
>just kidding good luck bro

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>>17673121
RIP

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>>17673780
SAme here nigga just took some cocaine too

I've been posting doom paul threads on /pol/ since 2011 finally it's really happening

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>>17675701
Looks like money will finally enter the market as the people 60+ will die more frequently.

Hodl on peeps, our time is near

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>>17674932
Very disappointing as a /pol/ oldfag all these 2016 reddit refugees who can't appreciate a good happening

>> No.17676891

>>17673495
Quick, someone give me a list of biomed and plastics tickers to invest in.
QUICKLY, I need to buy in now. NOW!!!

>> No.17676928

>>17673308
Governments the world over are salivating over the opp. to completely control their population.

>> No.17676946

>>17673121
no it hasn't and this is because the seriousness was downplayed causing massive fear, the decline will continue until the virus is purged.

>> No.17676966

>>17673521
You have to consider the second hands effects of an epidemic. Hospitals will collapse if it continue to spread, and it is supposed to have a geometric growth.

Also if it goes that way also doctors will get sick which would fuck up treatment capacity even more.

>> No.17676976

>>17676928
No, they're fucking paralyzed over fears of an economic shutdown. That's why most countries (US, China, etc) have been dragging their fucking feet this entire time.

>> No.17676981

>>17676596
>I've been posting doom paul threads on /pol/ since 2011 finally it's really happening

Based, I'm a newfag from 2013. I stopped going there after the 2016 election though.

>> No.17677044

>>17673167
one Italian life > all amerimutts life

>> No.17677114

>>17677044
As an amerimutt I agree with this

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>>17675836
>muh 60k muh less contagious than flu
As I've stated repeatedly, both of your talking points are false

60k figure is P&I deaths, most of which are not seasonal flu. Corona-chan is 20-100x as lethal as the flu and far more contagious (survives longer on surfaces, asymptomatic carrier transmission, mildly symptomatic cases as infectious as highly symptomatic etc etc)

Please stop being such a salty like faggot, and get your head out of the sand

>> No.17677127

>>17677044
>>17677114
Sure if you're a real Italian and not an arab rape baby

>> No.17677138

>>17673872
Can't wait to see the chinese economy plummit

>> No.17677163

>>17673495
holy fuc kwtf

>> No.17677174

>>17676928
Dumb conspiracytard.

>> No.17677232

>>17677122
20x more likely than "will never kill you" to kill you is still ultimately "will never kill you" because 20 × 0 = 0

>> No.17677282

>>17673121
Lmao all those retards on Reddit talking about buying cheap Italy vacations

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>>17673780
Literally me

>> No.17677346

>>17673327
You don't eat you just wage professionally like a good wage cuck

>> No.17677368

>>17674182
Meaning all the people here downplaying it are Trumptards and their opinions can be instantly discarded.

>> No.17677373

>>17673327
It’s worse in the cruise. Imagine having to order room service cuz the dining area is closed. Cruise room service is 10 usd for a slice of toast. A regular meal was 15-20. Lmao.

>> No.17677444

>>17677368
It’s dumber than the flu. 4000 global deaths, and Italy is on lockdown? Gtfo. Gimme the pope so I can slap his ass like a bitch.

>> No.17677480

>>17677444
Based retard.

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>>17676268
>>17675870
>>17675662
>>17675550
>>17673744
I really hope you choke on your own lung fluid, the way you talk is just obnoxious.

>> No.17677521
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>>17677232
>our hospitals are going to be clogged with dying boomers and sickly faggots but it's OK cuz only 0.2% of twenty year old will die!
Salty. Little. Faggot.

>> No.17677522

>>17673366
No one cares about some old people except filthy boomers who are afraid to die and meet their maker because they lived disgusting lives full of rape and arrogance. They say at death you see all the people you’ve hurt. Well for boomers they’ve pretty much fucked over everyone and will spend an eternity watching it over and over and over and over again.

>> No.17677542

>>17677495
you too sweetie

>> No.17677564

>>17674923
Your fucking statement makes no sense you baboon.

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>>17673858
If chinks start thinking the CCP has lost the 'mandate of heaven' for how poorly they have handled this, then you're gonna see some real shit

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>itt zoomers first pandemic

Listen here, you baby ass whippersnappers. This corona virus is absolute shit!

>> No.17677624

>>17674231
Korea is over the worst too.
http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20200309000246

>> No.17677626

Hummm... Isn't the fact that a bunch of non-working old and sick people people leeching off the state are gone?

>> No.17677643

>>17673495
You people are suckered so easily. This guy just sat down and just it out a little bit to create some good old fashioned fear and you people are freaking the fuck out because his reasonable guesses are becoming true. OF COURSE italy is the first european country to shut down, people are unhygienic as fuck there and it's in their culture to touch each other's faces constantly. It's also one of the most common areas for international travel on the fucking planet. If you people just calmed down a little you would see that quite a bit of what that post said was incorrect.

It's totally fine to be afraid but just be reasonable about it and stop being so easily fooled into it. People want you to overreact because that's how they get their fucking jollies or they're literally making money off of it.

>> No.17677684

>>17673993
lmfao

>> No.17677715

>>17673121
BUY OLIVE OIL AT COSTCO NOW

>> No.17677727

>>17674231
>>17677624
Yep, its all just panic over a cold. People are too stupid and are falling for this hoax.

>> No.17677794

>>17677727
It’s the zoomers’ first pandemic. They thought they could open a YouTube and tel us how to manage our money and from a few books they read. Lmao.

>> No.17677802

>>17673288
fuck off alien

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>>17676596
2020 has been a good year
>hong kong protests continued
>Iranian general assassinated
>Corona
>Saber rattling in the middle east
>Oil collapse
>Stock market collapse
Rejoice brothers the end is nigh

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Remember this guy said all this would happen with italy.

>> No.17677919

>>17674932
Media has been downplaying this shit for months you utter sperg, where do you think this just a flu shit comes from?

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>>17677809
The next month is going to be a fucking thrill ride.

>> No.17677997

>>17677919
>Media has been downplaying this shit
LOL

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>>17673495
>>17674506

>> No.17678052

>>17673772
I'm a tard. What does this screencap imply?

>> No.17678130

>>17677997
Just because you haven't paid attention until the economy started falling around you doesn't mean this was being reported on seriously prior to a few weeks ago.

>> No.17678178

>>17673377
But I don't eat non-organic.

>> No.17678200

>>17677521
>our hospitals will be clogged with dying boomers and sickly fatasses
And why exactly is that my problem? I'm 20 and fit.

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>>17673519
This was fucking hilarious desu the week or two after this happened cases cropped up like crazy.

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>>17673121
>>17677459
>-2000 points
>-7%
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little correction won't cause a crash.

>> No.17678469

>>17676341
retard thinks, genuinely, that party politics were based on chariot teams, not the other way around. this is your brain on pop history, this is your brain on "I did STEM and history is my hobby"

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>>17673780
incredibly based
especially when normies are killing each other over toilet paper

>> No.17678489

>>17673872
apologize to dogs pls chinks

>> No.17678495

>>17678417
>t-the basedmarket will recover
>just look at all these soibois I'm posting y-you don't wanna l-look like this d-do you?
top cope normie

>> No.17678506

>>17673121
>turkey releases a million savages to flood europe
>wealthier countries go 'woops, we on corona lockdown now'
>force them all into greece and hungary and other eastern euro countries that refused immigrants

its all a game.

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>>17673121
https://files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

Listen to these pastadocs. There’s virus in the meatballs, bros. It’s bad.

>> No.17678541

>>17677643
>dude it doesn’t matter that he predicted the market tanking in March
>dude nah everything is normal there’s no such thing as anonymous 4chan whistleblowers

You are truly the definition of a fucking cuck.

>> No.17678562

>>17675004
The football clubs are sectarian depending on where you are, Rangers F.C. vs Celtic F.C. is Protestantism, Scot/Ulster Scot identity, loyalism and conservatism vs. Catholicism, Irish identity, republicanism and socialism. Team sports and politics have gone hand in hand for most of history

>> No.17678614

>>17674704
>$600 to $1200 range
will never happen. Don't get me wrong, I'd love for it to happen, but that's too good to be true.

>> No.17678627

>>17675117
they fucking ignored coverage for 2 months until it started getting worse and now the media is going full fearporn. they're retarded bloodthirsty opportunists what a suprise

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CORONA CHAN

>> No.17678707

>>17677495
you know what, you are right. we should continue to completely disrupt the global economy because some old boomers are dying from the flu like they always do. thanks for helping me change my point of view.

>> No.17678734

>>17678707
It’s globalist Jew doctors here, right>>17678526
They’re in on it. It’s all fake, and they just want your linkies right?

>> No.17678790

>>17677373
pretty sure the food would be free in such a case

>> No.17678821

>>17673288
Its mainly boomers saying its just a flu out of both stupidity and denial. Most of the younger fuckers have at least a vague idea that its srs

>> No.17678874

>>17678821
The younger folks are the people who have the least chance of dying to it, though.

>> No.17678905

>>17674182
Trump's entire hope for re-election hinges on the economy since he failed to live up to every other promise. Trump's best chance for avoiding this shit was to shut down all flights from CHYNA a little over a month ago and he fucked it up. He could have shut down the flights and kept america clean while the rest of the world burned. Have pity for the orange boomer though. Its hard slurping joo joo coom while lying to everybody else

>> No.17678921

>>17678734
These doctors are only seeing the people with the worst reactions (in the ICU) whereas the majority of people getting this are asymptomatic or barely symptomatic. This is also a random phone call and not a study. more fear mongering.

>> No.17678936

>>17677643
I you claimed that he changed the dates or fabricated the whole screenshot that would have been plausible.
Instead you decided to be as big a boomer as you possibly could.

>> No.17678958

>>17678008
>Board that believes in truth over feminine self censorship was right.

>> No.17678987

>>17678526
>https://files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

Damn i know its just uncitable meme material but... big if true.

>> No.17679028

>>17675870
Anon what the fuck are you smoking?
>chink government pulls out all the stops and is even straight up shooting infected to stop the spread
>implying western governments will be able to contain the infected without starting some real shit

>> No.17679069

>>17676141
>89 year old boomer dies of virus, everything closes down. Meanwhile dozens of young people die in traffic every day. This must be a fucking joke.
Boomers are the ones still mindlessly supporting this current world order because of muh pension and medicare. Young people want shit to burn so of course the media hypes up boomer deaths

>> No.17679087

>>17676268
Australia is getting decimated and it's summer there, retard. This virus won't calm down with heat, it'll adapt and mutate to become even more fucked

>> No.17679185

>retarded tourists now spreading the plague in Warsaw
cholera

>> No.17679186

>>17673173
America is literally doing fuck all though and we travel a lot.

Like nothing. I work for a local government and now states are scrambling to put together regional plans because every plan has Fed coordination but they are acting like it doesn't exist because anyone who suggests doing anything is afraid to get fire by the White House.

I don't get it. The market already shit itself. Quarantine the fucking outbreak centers already. Fuck.

>> No.17679202

>>17673378
europe already burns WITH football.
football riots are a regular occurrence.

>> No.17679205

>>17679028
I am smoking a healthy dose of skepticism in the face of hysteria.
first, logically the amount of infected is far higher than the reported percentages if we are to believe that this is a contagious virus (which I do believe fwiw). Most people who are getting sick are staying in, or are asymptomatic. I live in an area where they are not even testing people and just telling people to stay home. Therefore, the death total percents (which are already trending downward compared to the 15% fear porn) are lower than what is being spammed by the spergs on this board.
Second, chinese government "shooting up infected" needs to be sourced, but their government can't really be trusted. Regardless, they are overpopulated and have awful living conditions in places like Wuhan, so it's not really that surprising they are having higher death tolls.


>>17679087
"decimated"
80 cases. 3 deaths.
OH GOD THE HORROR.

>> No.17679223

>>17673344
Based coronavirus dabbing on furfags

>> No.17679225

>>17678541
You're think he's giving out insider information when all he really did is sit down and think about what's going to happen and then write down some fearmongering shit. He did a great job because braindead fuckwits like you eat this shit up like it's your last meal.

Occams razor, my brainlet friend. Is he a member of the shadow government with insider information posting top secret shit on 4chan, or is he just a random guy using basic common sense and access to free information on the internet in order to get a rise out of people who are easily spooked like you? Who is really the cuck here, the person beholden to a /pol/ fearmonger or the person who refuses to give in to fear at the drop of a hat like a true chad?

>> No.17679254

Mama mia! That's one-a spicy meat-a-ball! *finger gestures*

>> No.17679256

>>17673366
>15% of boomies dead
You're right, this isnt just a laughing matter, it's fucking hilarious

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HODL
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>>17678052
I only skimmed it, but I’ve been following the repo stuff for a while: if you haven’t, basically what’s happening is a bunch of the world’s banks don’t trust each other enough to lend money betwixt themselves (they don’t think they’ll get paid back), which is an integral part of the core of banking itself. So they raised the interest rates required to borrow from one another (this is because fractional reserves) to price in that risk, and they hit something like 10% in September all of a sudden which is obviously a problem considering we need them to work together or we don’t have access to our money. So, the fed essentially stepped in and said, like an angry parent breaking up two siblings fighting over toys, to knock it off, fine, I’ll just print a bunch of billions of dollars and *I’LL* lend it to you guys, if you pay ME back the next day.

Boom, both kids satisfied for a little while.

But daddy won’t just give them toys whenever they bitch forever and ever, as they get used to the free shit and bitch even louder, give me more toys. I’ll let you fill in the blank of what happens when daddy decides they need to be taught some discipline.

>> No.17679431

>>17679205
>I am smoking a healthy dose of skepticism in the face of hysteria.
Okay lets move past this idea its hysteria. The world is not going to end because of this like /pol/ wants. But the issues with the wu-flu are serious and should be considered and have the general public take precautions against along with having governments intervene to contain this outbreak even through draconian matters. This isn't hysteria driven but is practical. Lets talk facts. Flu has a vaccine and anti-viral medication. But even with these when the flu infects tens of millions it kills 50-100k a year. Usually this is due to not taking anti-viral or waiting to long to get health care assistance but it happens none the less. And moreover it happens over a period of 4 months allowing the healthcare system to adequately handle the issue without being overwhelmed.

Wuflu on the other hand has no vaccine so it'll inevitably spread faster then the flu. On top of this it has no anti-viral so if you get sick your going to have to deal with the brunt of the issues rather then being able to adequately deal with it early on. As of now most cases are mild, some are sever (15%ish) and 5% are critical with half of those critical dying. It mainly targets the elderly. Also if it wasn't for healthcare workers main more of those sever would be critical and those critical dead. The main worry healthcare professionals have regarding this outbreak is this. That is that hospitals will be overwhelm and will not be able to handle and care for those who could be on the edge or those in critical condition. If you aren't willing to take my word for it watch this guys video's he's a medical professional and I'm basically summing up what he has said over 30 or so videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vMXSkKLg2I&list=PLQ_IRFkDInv_zLVFTgXA8tW0Mf1iiuuM_

Again not worth going into hysteria over, but worth getting normies to get good sleep, not touch face, wash hands, ect.

>> No.17679467

>>17673226
>China quarantines 760 million people
>Italy quarantines 60 million people

>glorified flu virus

>> No.17679487

>>17673344
>furfag
they should just let all the furfags out so they can catch it and die

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>>17677809
Don’t forget Russia just told Saudi Arabia to pound sand up their asses and that they’ll pump as much oil as they please. Truly we are blessed with a bounty of habbenings.

>> No.17680153

>>17678905
Back to your trannydiscord

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>>17673872
sorry y'all eat bat shit soup

>> No.17680181

>>17673772
Holy fuggg

>> No.17680211

>>17679431
>listen to my favorite youtube jew

No thanks.

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>>17677643