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I smell the fed all over this one

>> No.17784481

>>17784392
PUMP THIS FUCKING MARKET!!!

Bbbbbrrrrrrr

>> No.17784526

Every news outlet said one of the 500billion pumps was on Friday. This shouldn't be a surprise or conspiracy.

>> No.17784549

The fed is undefeated yet people still short here, at the literal bottom LOL

>> No.17784551
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>>17784481
>Haha Money printer go BRRRRRRRR

>> No.17784596

>>17784551
People die over this lmfao, and they just print it like it ain't shit.

>> No.17784597

>>17784551
except its literally a keystroke on a computer, 90% of the $USD is digital

>> No.17784600
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>>17784392
Never forget

>> No.17784602

>>17784526
How long will this last?

>> No.17784606

do they stop trading if something pumps more than 2k points?

>> No.17784650
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17784668

>>17784392
It probably started pumping before the soeech even began. Odds that the fed was pumping money in during the speech?

>> No.17784709
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>>17784650
> FASTER YOU KEKS BRRR BRRR AB BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

>> No.17784720 [DELETED] 

ANSWER ME JANNY INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND DELETING AND BANNING. WHY WAS MY THREAD ABOUT MY INVESTMENTS DELETED??

>> No.17784743

Gold fags B T F O

>> No.17784761

>>17784606
no...

>> No.17784760

>>17784392
yea, i'm thinking he's back

>> No.17784779
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>>17784720
Maybe the Janny thought you were a Pajeet

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>>17784600

>> No.17784813

>>17784551
If you could just smuggle one stack in your ass every day would it be worth it to work at the mint?

>> No.17784817

>>17784606
They halt 15 min at 7%, 13% another 15 min, and if its 20% they stop trading the rest of the day

>> No.17784868

>>17784812
End your life

>> No.17784892
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>>17784650
>>17784709
>>17784743
(((FORCED MEME))), zionist shills stole my meme and reformatted it kek
also the money printer is a LIE its all numbers on a computer, they just type out 1,000,000,000 and poof its there, no need to run the printing press

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>>17784813
Only one way to find out

>> No.17784968

>>17784892
This
Fiat shills in this board are pathetic

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>>17784892
Even so. Be a good goy and print them shekles

>> No.17785024

>>17784979
Hey it worked for him today!

Market up bigly!

>> No.17785107

how the fuck can they literally just print money then use it to pump the stock market
how is this legal
how is this not market manipulation
who is profiting off insider trading knowing exactly when this is occurring
how is our dollar not worth less than toilet paper when this literally keeps happening

>> No.17785121

> Dr. Faust
lol

>> No.17785140
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>INVEST IN PLAGUE CRUISE Inc. STOCK, TODAY
what fucking press conference are these maniacs watching

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>>17785107
Don't ask questions slave, get into debt, get a worthless degree and work for 45 years and maybe retire. Dont forget to pay your taxes and buy our consumerist goods too!

>> No.17785224

I DONT KNOW JACK ABOUT THAT SHIT
No, SIR

>> No.17785233

>>17785107
its only market manipulation when you are not the (((chosen))). if they do it, its financial strategy.

>> No.17785234

REFR MOON MISSION

>> No.17785254

>>17784392
I am wondering if crypto will lag it by a day or the weekend like it did in the other direction

>> No.17785256

>>17785140

I'm unironically going on my cruise in May

>HODL

>> No.17785317

>>17784392
Dead cat bounce from yesterday. It'll crash again next week. If you missed your chance to sell you just got your second chance. Going to be a month long bear market before reversal.

>> No.17785434

>>17784600
>but Yang giving us all $1000 a month is too extreme
#yanggang

>> No.17785588

>>17785434
Yang is equally retarded

>> No.17785614

>>17784392
oh sirs india very good thank you sir

>> No.17785725

>>17784481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
>PUMP IT UP

>> No.17785743

>>17784892
>>17784968
>>17784979
>>17785208
seething

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>>17785743
>seething

>> No.17785850

>>17784392
that was the most blatant shilling I have ever seen
this press conference was more about pumping the market than the fucking virus

>> No.17786441

>>17785850
wich might be a fatal mistake in a week or so when panic breaks out

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>>17784392
>>17784551

heheheheh---BRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17786729

>>17785107
What's next? Are you gonna ask a bunch of questions about why the average woman can easily make thousands of dollars a month by just posting pics of her body parts online to dedicated followers, and the average man can't do the same?
Stop questioning unfair things in life that are beyond your control. Accept it, and deal with your life