/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17821971
OH HOD IM GONNA PRINT!!!!!

>>17821971
This is the meme of the year. I'm calling it now.

Kill all trannies, niggers, tripfags, and jannies

>>17821971
AAAHHHHHHH

how much longer until futures

Is there a free options interface available that calculates all the greeks in real time? No Robinhood because that shit is for Amerilards only.

haha money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17821971
eurofag with crappy broker >>17821242
can you open an Interactive Brokers account over there?

everyone being stuck at home not able to work is going to crash the economy. businesses are going to go bankrupt left and right.

What do you think, lads?

Honk honk

>>17821971
okay, When are the bonds being graded?
those BBB are about to go junk, not sure when though.
Also we know green pump a little come monday to ease the negativity happenning and probable rally come thursday-friday due to 'hopeful' fed rate cut
Worry is Donald, shutting the market. so who knows

"IT'S ALMOST OVER IN CHINA" NIGGERS BTFO

>CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

"IT'S ALMOST OVER IN CHINA" NIGGERS BTFO

>CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736


"IT'S ALMOST OVER IN CHINA" NIGGERS BTFO

>CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

"IT'S ALMOST OVER IN CHINA" NIGGERS BTFO

>CHINA REINFECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

>>17822012
yup, I'm eurocuck using IB

>>17822010
This is lazy and was never funny.
Gonna call people reddit for sayin it or posting images relating to it.

>>17822025
amazon poots

NJ probably going to lockdown soon.

>>17822032
fake news

Redpill me - will this moon?

>>17821975
China, SK and Italy (others too?) suspended trading of shorting. Do you think the US will as well? Do you think US will suspend stock market? (example: NY goes into quarantine). Why or why not? (I think Trump will, given this is a pandemic, and given how much he cares about the stock market). Another question: if shorting is suspended, what happens to the active puts?

ha ha money printer go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>that 24 year old put goombler

I want to trade options like this robinhood thing but I'm in the UK, what do?

>>17822034
I'm thinking we're back bobros.

>>17821997

HOLY SHIT IM GETTING TIRED OF THE DUMB QUESTIONS
LEARN TO USE GOOGLE YOU RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17822053
Annoyed at these fuckers for somehow taking rights to distribute covid tests from AYTU.

>>17822068
jump off a bridge

>The British government abandons its strategy in the fight against Covid-19. Instead of accepting the illness of millions of people, it is now focusing on isolation.
WHAT WENT WRONG HERD IMMUNITY BROS?

>>17822023
lending straight to companies and cutting out the banks? yeah sure try it

>>17822073
how do i open pdf?

>>17822020
necessary sacrifice to save the boomers

There's no way monday is green after the fakest and gayest pump in US history.

>>17822023
i think that all sounds fucking stupid and there should be no central bank

When you're filling out a reply on 4chan, what happens if you type "put" into the option field?

>>17821971
Can somebody explain this prediction?
I missed the chance to question Anon two threads back.
He seems to be predicting stock buybacks will be banned... ?

What happens to my PUT orders if Zion Don closes the stock markets

>>17822032
thanks to china I don't have enough tp to wipe my ass.. fucking thanks china

>>17822070
> Implying we left

Money printer should also really have him taking in T-bills.

Who knows how into gifs?

>>17822039
B-but it was OUR lazy meme. We’re just going to let them take everything from us?

>>17822023
>>17822084
So... the fed buys corporate bonds?
But that would be QE...

DEATH RATES IN CHINA WERE UNDERREPORTED, THEY ARE OPENING UP THE QUARANTINED APARTMENTS AND FINDING DEAD PEOPLE

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238900391456227330

cant wait for monday

>>17821971
so guys any guesses on which stocks are gonna be pumped by the fed injection?

>>17821997
Futures are at 6 EST, don't ask again, any of you retards in here

>>17822105
you get a little clover next to your name

>>17822034
This is a meaningless graph. It should be based on % from peak.

the delusional bears inside here will get rekt big time, we green tomorrow

Shouldve bought more SQQQ on friday

>>17822147
I want to thank you for supporting this shit hole

>>17822112
buy gush

There is a bug spreader in Japan... if this bug spreader is successful, which he will be, the Olympics will definitely be postponed a year.

Is that priced in?

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/japan-abe-olympics-held-coronavirus-pandemic-200314170237705.html
https://nypost.com/2020/03/13/woman-contracts-coronavirus-after-contact-with-man-who-wanted-to-spread-it/

>Japan , Woman contracts coronavirus after contact with Tokyo man who wanted to ‘spread’ it
>The man reportedly went to two bars that night
>The man, in his 50s, ignored authorities’ orders to self-quarantine after he tested positive on March 4

>>17822133
that Jennifer Zeng 曾錚 needs to not talk anymore

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Dow predictions for monday?

I predict a fall to -19% during the day, ending down 14%

>>17822177
i dont need thanks from a tripfag

filtered

>>17822202
+3% crab

>>17822203
based

>>17822080
>>17822068
ya do this

>>17822227

+3% tomorrow?

The short covering happened at the end of Friday. There is no reason for the market not to collapse tomorrow

>>17822202
wont move significantly +1% max

>>17822186
based boomer

>>17822202
We at the very least erase Friday's retarded pump.

Costco in Illinois

>>17822255
There are 1.5 trillion reasons

DUMP IT

>>17822199
>Already had 2 black mondays this month
This is more like Black March

>>17822090
It better, I have SQQQ calls expiring Friday

For investors asking whether Friday’s stock rally marked the bottom of the current rout, Goldman Sachs Group has an unpleasant answer: not yet.

The firm’s U.S. chief equity strategist, David Kostin, says the S&P 500 will likely head back down by almost 10% in the next three months to 2,450. And if the economic fallout from the spreading coronavirus deepens, the rout can take stocks down another 26% from Friday’s close to 2,000. That’s 20% lower than the bottom he called just last week.

>>17822202

4% in the green easy

>>17822282

If there was an ICBM flying through space towards NYC, would the market still rally?

>>17822082
cant wait for all the "nudge unit" behavioral scientists to get rounded up and lynched by angry boomers.

>>17822305
I mean it better not be
Fuck it AAAAAAAAAA

>>17822312
GS said that? For true?

>>17822312
wow so bullish, based drompf

>>17822133
>hey let's seal these sick people into their apartments with welded iron bars
>(weeks later)

>>17822202
I'd say it drops around 3% and then bounces back up to close down around 0.7% on the day

>>17822312
lol, good goyim, trust "goldman sachs", short SPY

>>17822053
answer this

>>17822341
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-15/goldman-sachs-warns-s-p-500-might-not-bottom-until-2-000?srnd=markets-vp

Florida is absolutely fucked.
>40% of the population is over 50 yo, obese with diabeetus and heart problems
>the other half is super young symptomless incubators who don't care about spreading it aka college kids

>>17822075
IIRC they produce it, they don't distribute. Could be wrong.

Either way I hold about 100 shares of AYTU and I'm pissed that it's not mooning, but I realized it was a gamble when I bought it.

I went big on TDOC and will hold it for a long time. I think TDOC is more a safe bet than anything else corona related at the moment because its success doesn't depend on something that may or may not happen.

>>17822202
-6%

>>17822133
No shit.
All numbers from China are bullshit, all the time.
Also the closed hospital was closed because they built it like shit and it was falling apart. They're relocating them to Liaoning.

>>17822341
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-15/goldman-sachs-warns-s-p-500-might-not-bottom-until-2-000

35 minutes

>>17822202
-10% at start, breakers, then we go up around 10%. +/- 3%

>>17822274
>the virgin hazmat trudge

Could some heroic corona sufferer cough directly into richard branson's mouth? I need SPCE to crash more

>>17822372
1 hour and 35 minutes.

>>17822355
Best way to short Florida?

>>17822146
Put this in the FAQ please

Advil, Ibuprofen and Cortisones are said to make the virus symptoms worse. French government has advised citizens to avoid taking these.

Why are boomers still heavily in denial about this? All the ones at my work Friday just kept saying its a cold and will be gone by April. Is it due to a lifetime of immense abundance mentality with no suffering like the previous generations ?

>Wanted to buy huge amounts of puts friday at :59 just before close
>Market denied order twice
Tomorrows gonna be green. The Bogs think I bought puts and we will moon for no reason.

> GOLDMAN SACHS DOWNGRADES FORECAST ON Q1 U.S. REAL GDP GROWTH TO 0% FROM 0.7% IN WAKE OF CORONAVIRUS


What does this mean?

>>17822382
Didn't some bearish news come out about SPCE recently? It should dump pretty hard if the dow dumps again.

>>17822323
Most likely

What time do futures come out?

>>17822402
Stagnation

>>17822402
BULLS BTFO
WE ARE RIDING THIS DOWN BEARBROS

>>17822312
Well yeah.. that's GS for you, if the outlook changes they will change with it. Back in the end of 2018 during the 20% dump they claimed that people should enter defensive positions and "raise cash" for 2019, but obviously changed their stance later on when the market pumped. So follow them if you want

>>17822202
-1.5%, unless bad news (like the current drug being tested in california ends up a dud)

I think people are still bearish, but I think panic has been replaced with caution

Rumors are Russia is going to quarantine next week. Fuck. It would be hell here.

>>17822402
Bullish signal, buy.

>>17822133
>"this video is from 17th feb"

>Hazmat suits for the flu
What are they not telling us

>>17822382
HAHA HOLY FUCK I just laughed so hard at that

>>17822386
Puts on pharmaceutical companies that produce amphetamines

>>17821971
Ready for Black Monday 2: Viral Bogaloo?

>>17822413
Yeah

Patiently waiting for futures to open we will get a good idea from that

>>17822402

OH MY GOD

>>17822419
they're no more insightful than anyone else and generally i find their analysts' takes about as cold as it gets

Isn't there a trump speech tonight?

>>17822420
Europe is basically full panic
But we follow thw US markets so...

>>17822443
Limit down within 10 minutes

>>17822394
>hee tried too buy?
>denai hees orzer end damp eet

>>17822449
in 30 minutes

> It's just your brain goy
> Don't ever listen to your brain goy
> Listen to us and hold your bags
If this doesn't make you panic sell, I don't know what to tell you.

>>17822424
it's almost like it isn't "just a flu, bro"

>>17822424
It's called PPE.
FFP3/N95 mask, eye protection, and protective clothing, its how you prevent contaminating other patients/yourself.

>>17822474
Don't even bother, the worldview of a Trump cultist is impenetrable.

Why is cash considered a safe haven? Surely if things are so bad that you're withdrawing cash, there's a good chance it will become devalued.

>>17822372
>>17822383
W...w...what's going on anons?

>>17822402
Exactly 0%? Not negative? How convincingly convenient

>>17822413
I already said above

WHY WILL NONE OF YOU FUCKING RETARDS READ OR LOOK SHIT UP YOURSELVES

YOU 40 IQ NIGGERS ARE SHITTING UP THE THREADS

>>17821971
Anyone here in SNSS ?

Also, any cheaper stocks to look out for on monday both short and buy ?

From Germany:
>Politicians talking about "total lockdown".
>Federal healthminister: "Supermarkets, pharmacies and banks are going to stay open, if it comes to further measures.."
>Germany to implement controls at borders to France, Austria, Switzerland, Denmark and Luxemburg on 16.03..
>Germany is going to restrict public transportation on 17.03..
>RKI declares California, Washington and New York risk zones.
>So far no real lockdown in Germany though
>number of infections jumped to 5,800

From Slovakia:
>Slovakia closes border completly
>Slovakia closes all bars, clubs, restaurants, gyms, schools, basically anything that isn't a pharmacy or grocery store
>Slovakia ordered Reservists they must get to their nearest base / police station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQvbp6bDjoA
soon
also when are we getting the Bonds ratings adjustment??

>>17822493
War.

>>17822493
Futures open

>>17822459
Heres hoping and SQQQ moons

>>17822394
>more countries shutting down
>travel, consumption and production slowing down
>its gonna be green
ok
>>17822502
>germany pretending all their neighboring countries didnt already shut down borders to their gay ass country
lol

>>17822493
Another live donkey show of Trump sucking jew dick at 5, Futures open at 6.

France still holding elections

>>Nevertheless, nationwide municipal elections will be held on Sunday. Special measures to keep people at a safe distance and to sanitize surfaces were ordered, and voters were advised to bring their own pen to sign the voting register.

>>17822394
sauce


oregano

THIS IS HUGE, LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200316/k10012333201000.html
>IOC called an emergency meeting on whether to cancel the Olympics for March 17th!

>>17822073
How do I get to Google

>>17822536
I went to vote this afternoon, the booth was deserted.

>>17822537
Kaguya of course

>>17822039
>This is lazy and was never funny.
>Gonna call people reddit for sayin it or posting images relating to it.

>>17822533
>more countries shutting down
>travel, consumption and production slowing down
>its gonna be green
Exactly.
FED gonna pump.

That said I tried to buy puts so...

Reminder that DOW is already at -4.14% and still dropping. Limit stop is at -5%. Any hope of a green day is extremely unlikely.

>>17822053
no, but Lonza (a different Swiss company) has been consistently in the green for the last week

https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200315/coronavirus-governor-orders-ohio-bars-restaurants-to-shut-down
Ohio governor orders all bars and restaurants to close to sit down diners. Only carry out allowed. How can I capitalize on this? Buy grocery store stocks, Dominos pizza maybe. Puts on restaurant groups? If i put an order in on Robinhood right now, does all the movement happen before my order can be executed in the morning and i miss out on the gains? How's that work? Im typically a buy and hold kind of guy

>>17822550
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17822034
>>17822070
You realize this means Bear bros were wrong about it just crashing straight below and they are going to get in the near future.

>>17822577
fed pumping is only gonna make the inevitable correction more severe.

>>17822582
>using IG as an indicator
NGMI

>>17822550
Oh no my pre-order of Mario and Sonic at the Special Olympics is going to be cancelled!

Alright. Let’s say I want to hedge right now, ASAP. Is there any way to do it before premarket trading opens with SH +10%?


>>17822282
Hey why don’t you go ahead and explain what a commercial paper dealer purchase facility does?
>>17822495
Based
>>17822564
Wewwwww ladddd
WHERES MY LOLIDOM SCHOOLGRIL!!?!????!!!?!???

>>17822550
How is that huge? Literally everything is getting cancelled and everyone already knows.

>>17822564
Post the pantyshot fagt

>>17822133
doubt the legitimacy of that video since it makes it out like 2 people died at the same time in the apartment. in reality 1 would die before the other and the other person still alive would at least move the dead one out of the way, not just let the dead one lie there until you yourself croaked.

that being said, no shit china is lying. they always lie about everything. the biggest blessing the wuhan corona virus will bring is that more people will wake up to how corrupt and immoral China is, how much they lie and how much they poison the planet.

they are now opening up their factories again even though the danger is far from over and i think the deaths will skyrocket again. it won't be reported officially of course but the truth will leak. probably not enough for change to actually happen though. chinese government really don't give a damn about their people, but they are experts at propaganda. people in china are already calling it the "italian flu" or "japanese flu" and as we all should know by now WHO is on china's payroll

>>17822133
Looking at the John Hopkins map of cases, deaths, and recoveries, I find it impossible to believe that the Chinese some how have this magical ability to recover compared to Italy, Iran, and other places.

THE USA IS RUNNING OUT OF BLOOD

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/14/blood-centers-notice-drop-in-blood-supply-amid-coronavirus-spread/

>Blood Centers in Florida have noticed a drop in blood supply
>Forbes said there have been 400 cancellations of blood drives and 8,000 units of blood uncollected.
>all blood types are needed.

>>17822023
>people will not borrow if they lack faith in the future
>that's why bond markets are being destroyed
How does that make any sense? Buying a bond is the opposite of borrowing money. Do the reduced interest rates also apply to the bond deals?

>>17822582
> Thinks CFDs actually impact the DOW
NGMI

Saturday /smg/ is usually pretty good, quants and analysts sometimes drop in and give real evaluations of stocks.
Sunday /smg/ is mostly speculative circle jerking.
A total of zero posts with DD on any of the threads today.

>>17822618
Olympics isn't until July. The fact that they would cancel it this early is very absurd to everyone who thinks it is "just the flu and going to go away in warm weather"

>>17822635
No biggie, it’s just like the toilet paper “shortage”. People are panic-buying all the blood just in case they need it.

>>17822587
>people can walk into the store and coof all over everything, but barring them from eating inside the store will make prevent them from getting infected

Who elects these retards?

>>17821978
IIIIMMMMM PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRIIIINNNNTTTTTTTTIINNNGGGGGGG AAAAAAGFAHHHUUUU8AHAAAAHH

>>17822659
They are literally cancelling everything a year in advance, NBA sports all that shit. This isn't news.

>>17822202
crabs all day, ends -3%

>>17822073
How do you google “google”?

Imagine being as desperate a fudder as MTBXqhUp

>>17822675
A big consideration in the order was St Patrick's day. Didn't want people ignoring warnings and flooding bars, which definitely would have happened

>>17822667
You're unironically a retard. No one is "panic-buying all the blood" - blood has a shelf life of two weeks. If less people donate (or are turned away due to suspected coronavirus), that means there will be blood shortages.

So not only will people be dying of coronavirus, but also of blood loss from normal events like car accidents and heart attacks.

>>17822082
Us swedes are still going with the "kill hundreds of thousands of boomers" to get "herd immunity" meme plan.

>>17822630
Ehhh I could be convinced that they can be put under more stringent lockdown, which could help. But yeah.

>>17822582
It will be green. Too many bears and a lot of people still want to buy that Friday pump. Not enough sellers.

>>17822108
Somebody explain this shit
What is going to happen with stock buybacks?

>>17822550

>japan is going to die this year

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY ANIME MY MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17822696
>only one post

go away glowie

>>17822133
>retards actually eat this shit up

>>17822714
wtf I love Sweden now

>>17822709
Nah, once this weeks blood shipments get in and all the Karen’s see there’s plenty of blood on the bloodstore shelves, everything will be back to normal.

>>17822714
Svensken ? i am living here and honestly people are fuckin retarded big time, dont know how you cope, literally everything that sverige radio said was instantly copied by everyone without profound use of critical thinking

>>17822133

Bullish. Problem actually solved. All infected are dead who didn't survive thus no more cases. BULLISHHHHHHHHH

>>17822709
>blood has a shelf life of two weeks

lmao, blood gets put in freezers you retard. It keeps for a decade.

>>17822728
Right, WHO WOULD HAVE PREDICTED CHINA WOULD HAVE LIED ABOUT THIS?!???

>>17822402
why do people still listen to banks' forecasts?

>>17822186
>Woman contracts coronavirus after contact with Tokyo man who wanted to ‘spread’ it
My bet is that it's a white guy. English teachers are total degenerates.

>>17822709

>die of blood loss from a heart attack

I can’t tell half the time if this general is legitimately full of penny stock swinging retards or if I’m missing a grand joke

What did Mnuchin mean exactly by "unlimited liquidity"?

>>17822719
> That Friday pump
Brah..

>>17821971
My friend said that the Dow only dropped 5% during the crash so everything is okay with the market. How do I explain to him that isn't a good metric for understanding
total market equity losses? I said that >80% of the gains during Trump's tenure were basically erased by the crash, and he said "nah it's only 5%, this whole thing will blow over in a couple weeks." Is this how the average person really thinks?

What does everyone think about some mid april Ford puts? If they close down a factory, they'll erase any bump they see.

This is hitting small businesses now too, normal people will be affected. SPY 240 mid April also seems in order.

>>17822750
>the Japanese are pure and totally not degenerate outside of their tentacle porn
Westerner bad!

>>17822729
Trump is going to be early to influence futures

>>17822744
You must be a literal glownigger. It starts degrading after 2 weeks and after 42 days it is obsolete.

http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1669438,00.html

>>17822707
So what? They're already flooding grocery stores, airports, and everything else. It's not going to make a measurable difference, but no lets fuck over small businesses and restrict everyone's freedoms

Should I start buying in next week? I want to buy in slowly so I don't care if it's the bottom of the bottom. I just don't want to get fucked with a 2nd great depression hitting this year and still losing 50%

can someone explain me why GBP has dropped so hard against EUR in the last month

>>17822775
It's too late, this is what Bernie bros and democrats want. They are going to put themselves on the floor and throw a fit like a child until it happens.

>>17822729
sorry >>17822768 not meant for you but i wish your stocks/options well

>>17822751
It's pretty amazing to watch.

I'm guessing many of them are legitimately underaged or something.
>whoa dude, did you see that video from China??? They're, like, welding people into their apartments dude!!! Like whoa!!

>>17822759
>Is this how the average person who is poor (paycheck to paycheck) who has no market experience thinks?
Yes.

>>17822775
>Should I start buying in next week?

More like next year.

>>17822323
printer goes brrrr

>>17822770
Blood can be frozen you know.

>>17822023
1 step closer to Nazi Germany....and that's a good thing!

>>17822751
Do you think you can just fix someone's heart attack without them bleeding profusely?

Lads I’m finishing up my 3rd year of an Economics degree. I’m preparing for the LSAT so I can go to law school but I’m thinking of just saying fuck it and just going straight into banking when I graduate. Am I making the right decision? I just want to be rich lads I don’t care what I do for a living as long as I end up rich in the long run.

>>17822781
Brexit

>>17822746
They have good information, even if their public forecasts are consistently inaccurate.
For me, it’s UBS and based Art Cashin.
>>17822751
>Anemia Due to Excessive Bleeding is a big joke to me
Wow edgy
>>17822755
Literally “please don’t sell”

>>17822781
unironically jews

>>17822759
Yes
Tell him he's retarded and if he's so smart, then throw all his savings into the market now

>>17822804
Still not funny

>Despite the damage that can occur to property and people, good things can come out of forest fires, too.

>Forest fires are a natural and necessary part of the ecosystem. Even healthy forests contain dead trees and decaying plant matter; when a fire turns them to ashes, nutrients return to the soil instead of remaining captive in old vegetation.
>And, when fire rages through dry underbrush, it clears thick growth so sunlight can reach the forest floor and encourage the growth of native species. Fire frees these plants from the competition delivered by invasive weeds and eliminates diseases or droves of insects that may have been causing damage to old growth. Wildflowers begin to bloom abundantly.
>Most young, healthy trees are resilient enough to survive a forest fire and will soon have a growth spurt, thanks to flames that thin light-banning canopies above [source: National Geographic]. And scientists report young-growth forests recovering from fire are home to more diverse species, in both plants and animals [source: Krock]. This is because the remnants of burned trees offer attractive habitats to birds and small mammals, and nutrients from burned vegetation continue to leach into the soil to fuel the birth of new plants [source: Pacific Biodiversity Institute].
>At Tall Timbers Research Station in Tallahassee, Fla., an experiment that lasted nearly 40 decades provided telling results. The 23-acre (9.3-hectare) swath of land was not allowed to burn during that time. Plant diversity fell by 90 percent and one species of bird, red-cockaded woodpeckers, disappeared entirely [source: Eilperin]. In order to thrive, this ecosystem, like many others, needed fire.

>https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/how-forest-fire-benefit-living-things-2.htm

This. But with the stock market and economy. The old trees are boomers and the deep state.

>>17822751
>he doesn't realize patients lose blood during surgical procedures
>he can't understand that correct poster's broader points and instead fixates on the small technical mistakes
Imagine not being able to process and understand all possible sources of information and apply a coherent heuristic metric to that information so as to compile, mentally, a complete picture of the world around you regardless of any perceived inaccuracies or mistakes in the information.

It isn't that you aren't going to make it, quite simply, it's that you haven't even begun.

>>17822803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17822789
Get your IQ checked

>>17822619
No

what are the odds that buying oil rn would be a good payout after Corona ends and production goes back up globally? BP is at it's 20 year low rn and exon isn't looking too good. BP is down almost 40% this last week alone.

>>17822840
Why? I donated to Bernie and he just folded again to a main establishment candidate are you telling me this was bound to happen?

>>17822826
I don't know any econ majors who went into banking. Switch to finance

Strategies for tomorrow?

>>17822775
Im waiting a little longer. This thing is just getting started. Anyone who claims it's all already priced in is a fucking nigger retard

>>17822846
Just buy GUSH

>>17822837
it would be funny if the pumps actually stopped the market from going down for longer than 15 minutes. like, everything is fucked but the market still goes up because printer goes bbrrrrr.

it's not funny because that doesn't happen, we just get these blips of up that temporarily stem the bleeding before the crash continues.

>>17822202
Open -6%, -9% by lunchtime, -3% by 3:00 then close at +1.5%. Then Tuesday open +12% and end -8%

the only thing I regret is not buying more SQQQ to hold over the weekend, and not buying more during the FED discount at closing on friday

>>17822873
>>17822873
>>17822873

>https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

We are already at -4% and we havent even opened.

>>17822861
Yeah that's why you short for now and make money on the way down so when you get to the bottom you have more money to go long and get those sweet sweet gainz

>>17822846
>Corona ends and production goes back up globally
Production isnt because of corona so very little chance it goes back up this year. Its a price war between Saudi and Russia and it ends when one defaults on its national debt.

>>17822838
it's literally a perfect metaphor for this situation.

>>17822636
please respond to this

>>17822041
Poots? No. High demand. Amazon should have good earnings next quarter.

>>17822859
Patience.

This market is going far far lower.

>>17822853
>>>/pOl/

>>17822846
very high, but don't do >>17822867 and buy GUSH. buy XOM, CVX, MO, RDS-B, BP, and maybe OXY if you really want a wild card. The dividend yield for XOM is almost 10 fucking percent right now.

>>17822781
Because UK gubmint's great plan against kung flu is to do nothing, literally.

Compare this with Trump's response.

>>17822882
Oh my god, you fags just don't stop. I'm done even saying it anymore for fucks sake, wait for futures to open.

>>17822913
Oh yeah, tomorrow, next week, or in the long term?

how much longer until futures

>>17822838
Yay I am so glad we will be so much more diverse as a country :)

>>17822913
>>17822913
i think we have about another 2 weeks of bear, 1 month tops, then recovery. how's italy's case trajectory doing by the way? are they beginning to reduce new cases yet?

>>17822932
1 burger. 6pm et.

>>17822914
OMG DID BERNIE LOSE AGAIN, BETTER RIOT AND JOIN ANTIFA BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY WAY!!! Totally this is a parody because no SANE and RATIONAL person would do this.

>>17822916
Well I made 43% on my money on friday with GUSH so each to their own

>>17822840
>bernout thinks he has a brain
lol and yikes

>>17822858
They don’t offer finance at my school. It’s a UC and the UC system doesn’t teach finance for some reason but my school’s economics program is ranked 12th in the whole world. Most Econ majors at my school end up going into banking or consulting. I honestly regret going here because economics here is way harder than I thought it was going to be and none of this shit can be applied to investing/banking. I would have much rather studied finance at a less “prestigious” university.

>>17822956
MIGA

I JUST GOT HOME DID ANYTHING HAPPEN HOW DOES TOMORROW LOOK

>>17822824

>help 911 I’m having a heart attack should I take an aspirin?

>no! We need to cut you open and beat your heart with our fists!

>>17822924
You actually believe that futures will be green? Lmao, use your brain moran

>>17822853
>I donated to Bernie
Imagine being this stupid and anti-white.

>>17822582
Stahp posting this cringe. Futures open in 60.

I tried to warn you, bull anons. I tried my best, I’m sorry. You can earn it back eventually.

>>17822803
>>17822775
probably gonna have to wait at least until september

this news conference is going to be on bloomberg right?

>>17822965
>swedecuck criticizing anyone

>>17822963
you got lucky as fuck dude.

FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
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>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
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>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
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>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%
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>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%

>>17822986
>heart attacks can be fixed without surgeries all the time
ok brainlet

>>17823000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IM-02VpUsE

>>17822859
Buy ONTX

BUY BUY BUY
WE'RE GOING PARABOLIC TOMORROW

>>17822973
>if you don't like jews, give them everything they want
American jews hate trump because he doesn't go along with their domestic plans.

>>17822951
very bad. They doubled their dead from yesterday to today. They lost 368 in the update today and doubled the spread.

>>17823000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFBxhOwQz1I&feature=emb_logo

>>17822989
He's saying stop jerking off to cfd positions and wait for something that's actually indicative like futures

>>17823015
thank you brother god bless

>>17823014

Sorry, I’m right and you idiots are wrong. I buy, you miss the bottom and cry. It’s the natural order of things.

>>17823020
That fucking fed pump at the end of the day was bullshit

>>17823010
FREE MONEY Wooooo!

>>17822845
She's so cute

>>17823010
IT'S REAL

WE ARE AT ZERO AGAIN BOYS

>>17823010

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/federal-reserve-cuts-rates-to-zero-and-launches-massive-700-billion-quantitative-easing-program.html

0% RATES. BIGGEST QE EVER.

ITS OVER. ITS OVER. +20% TOMORROW. SPY 400 by EOY. TRUMP DID IT AGAIN. MY PRESIDENT!!!

hnnnnnnngggg

>>17823059
pump it baby

>>17823026
faggot schizo Boomer STFU I've been on /pol/ 7 years before you came to ruin this site

>>17823059
Bruh.

>>17823058
She's nice, but I prefer this girl.

>>17823010
>>17823059
THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
>THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
>THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
>THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
>THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT
>THEY COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY
>ANOTHER EMERGENCY 100 BP CUT

700B QE
0% INTERST
HOLY FUCK

panic selling is almost done guys

hold tight

buy oil if you can

Motherfuckers are doing it again...

Pooooomp

WHY IS THE ORANGE RETARD ALWAYS LATE

LMAOOOOOOO

>>17823059
For fuck sakes

WEEKEND DOW SHOOTS UP FROM -4% to -1.75%. WE ARE UNIRONICALLY SAVED. TRUMP DID IT AGAIN!!!

https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

>>17822023
>lend money to companies
>companies buy back shares and cut staff

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRR

People that left their short positions over the weekend.. prepare your bumholes

>>17823065
MY SQQQ

>>17823072
dilate and cope, newfag

>>17823010
Will it be green or red tomorrow ?

>>17822845
>>17823077
It’s a drawing. Calm the fuck down, weirdo.

RIP BEARS LMAO

>>17823010
Didn't save the stocks last time, we have a huge dump that day

Cash is trash cash is trash

Yeśsssssss


We are fulll inflation now

Haahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Equities to infinity

WE DID IT REDDIT
BLOODBANKS CAN NOW LEND AT 0% APR!!!

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/15/federal-reserve-cuts-rates-to-zero-and-launches-massive-700-billion-quantitative-easing-program.html

>>17823067
Not bad, not their best
>>17822845
Anime lolidom gf cute cheerful smile plz

>>17822381
There's even the women in the background laughing at him

>>17823065
i don't get it. coronavirus is still getting worse, global economy is still fucked for the next year at least. why would another rate cut change anything? won't this just be another pump and dump scheme where it will boost the market in the short term but it'll be fucked in the mid-long term still?

>>17823010
WHEN WILL IT END!?!?!?!!?
THIS AND 10 TRILLION DOLLARS

FUCKING FED!

>>17822916
Why do you advise against gush?

>>17823126
>Didn't save the stocks last time

This lazy fat fuck can never start a conference on time, can he?

>>17823133
So if the interest is basically 0%, why even loan money that will likely never come back?

Hey Jerome!

Equities to infinity

No increase in rates for years


Full inflation

Cash is burningin every acct

>>17823059
Weimar republic here we come!

>>17823131
I’ll believe it when I see it.

Globally coordinated move. I bought more Barrick last week and planned to buy more GLDM this week as it crashes.

USD the safest house in town.

>>17822837
it is funny cause it's true
>In 2002, following coverage of concerns about deflation in the business news, Bernanke gave a speech about the topic.[64] In that speech, he mentioned that the government in a fiat money system owns the physical means of creating money and to maintain market liquidity. Control of the money supply implies that the government can always avoid deflation by simply issuing more money. He said "The U.S. government has a technology, called a printing press (or today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to produce as many U.S. dollars as it wishes at no cost."[64]

What is a good % to achieve in returns for your positions if you are swing trading?

I feel like a good swing trade is doubling my money - is that retarded?

>>17823065
> The Fed also cut reserve requirement ratios for thousands of banks to zero.

WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck, short the fuck out of LQD and JNK???

NOOOOOOO MY FUCKING PUTS WHAT THE FUCK

>>17822859
SPY 4/17 190P at open

>>17823148
He might not even show up, just gives the biggest crisis of the century to the vice president

THEY SLASHED RATES TO FUCKING ZERO

>>17823010

All that sidelines cash is burning now

Kek

Equities to infinity

Tech rally

>>17823077
Hnnnnng
>tfw no sexually aggressive cutiepie gf

Oh great the economy is now officially on life support mode. What happens when it goes down anyway?

WE GREEEEEN BABBYYYYYY WOOHOOOOOOO

>>17823112
Last week the fed cut rates and it fucking TANKED the market
This is to keep banks from failing. RED AS FUCK TOMORROW

I want to see Tyler Durden cry when we hit ATH tomorrow.

>>17823149
For more blood.

>>17823098
Who this and why do you follow her?

Nobody here REALLY thinks another emergency rate cut is bullish, right? We all remember what happened when we got one literally two fucking weeks ago, RIGHT?

>>17822582
NGMI

what a trip down memory lane this is lmaoooo

>>17823059
>>17823010
WTF i had to check i didnt even believe you. Its real wtf we are dropping 4k on Monday.

Any penny stocks to buy tomorrow?

>>17823202
cope harder

>>17823059
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17823212
Its bullish for tech equities for sure

Maybe not entire economy

Buy tech

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUTSSSSSSSSSSS

>>17823212
cutting rates to literally free money and injecting almost a trillion directly into companies pockets?
This is insanely bullish you fucking moron.

>>17822837
are you all in usd, literal boomer stocks, or both?

>>17823212
Yeah but normies are gonna end up buying now

Jerome coming in with the slam dunk. We are going to the moon.

I think I am in love. I have like 47 masks, a freezer full of meat, plenty of dry and canned goods. land to put in a garden, 3 handles of vodka, 2 cases of wet cat food 2 bags of the dry stuff... guns, i got toilet paper and water... gas generator to power the whole thing... I'm going to be ok.

>people cheering for ZIRP and QE

Bullish my ass, the is the beginning of the permanent recession

>bears were probably all excited that shit would crash more over the weekend
>surprise surprise, completely unexpected rate cut outta nowhere, get fuuuucked

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HOLD OVERNIGHT WHY DO YOU HATE YOURSELVES ARE YOU MASOCHISTS WHO HATE MONEY???

>>17822202
-11%

New thread:

>>17823253
>>17823253
>>17823253

>>17823017
>ONTX

Why

>>17823212
Bulls do, lmao

Well, it's over, I'm going to lose all my money on my 5/15 SPY 200 put.
Thanks fed.

>>17823163
>>17823231
It’s actually true. This is QE. This is printing.

Depending on what they’re actually doing. I haven’t seen any specifics.

Someone tell me what the rest of the board and if all the shifty schiff heads are freaking out.

>>17823212
Priced in and expected this time

>>17823259
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn in no other.

>>17822203
B A S E D
A
S
E
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>>17823010
>>17823059
Unscheduled presser in 1 hour

https://youtube.com/federalreserve
https://go.usa.gov/xdTfX

>>17822989
No, I didn't say that all you retarded faggot. Until about 30 seconds ago I was sure they'd be red, then this. That doesn't change the fact that CFDs are worthless.

>>17823226
the entire market is now a penny stock, anon. have you been living under a rock? what a time to be alive...

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY CASH NOW

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? BUY GOLD BULLION? BITCOIN? WHAT THE FUCK IS A BANK ACCOUNT FOR MORE LIKE A FUCKING STOVE

>>17823265
Sitting on 400 shares at .41 average. Just DCAing down right now and wait for another pump.

>>17823284
> Right when futures open
This is just coincidence I'm sure ;)

>>17823165
bumping this

>>17823059
Uh... well shit. They just went all in.

So bull, bear, or crab /biz/?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19542236

>>17823072
Do you need a bigger diameter, have you tried something larger in diameter than a coke can?

>>17823123
No

>>17823467
Crab, no doubt.

>>17823165
>I feel like a good swing trade is doubling my money - is that retarded?
My average riund trip swing is about 8% realized gain. 25% is good, 50% is fantastic. 100% is rare couple times a year type deal.

oh fuck.

Best stocks for coronavirus profit? i'm thinking airlines and cruiseships in the 6 month short term and oil in the longer 18 month range

>me doing analysis these past two weeks

>>17822186
Now that's one based Boomer

>>17823670
>6 months
>short
6 months is medium. Short term gainz is <3 months or daytrading.

>>17822386
Frozen concentrated orange juice

So big bump tomorrow, and then cheap puts which will print because now we have 0 tools for when shit gets actually bad?

>Monday

>>17822916
An MO advocate? Why do you suggest them?

>>17823271
Same here; fucked big time. How far out is the put? Mine are all June or later... Should I hold or sell. Unfortunately I also have calls in an inverse tech ETF... Which will rape me so hard. Actual crises hasn't even yet hit... And Fed blows it's load.

>FED ANNOUNCES COORDINATED ACTION WITH BANK OF CANADA, BANK OF ENGLAND, BANK OF JAPAN, EUROPEAN CENTRAL BANK AND SWISS NATIONAL BANK

Damn, prepare for a massive fucking pump tomorrow. Wouldn't be surprised if we hit pause twice

>>17823764
ok 3 months then - best stock / ETF choices?

>>17822758
>other closes are within day's range
>13th is well outside range
>organic
The Trump Pump has been going on EVERY FUCKING DAY for the last two weeks, smooth brain

>>17824151
I think it's ironic you keep calling people smooth brain when humanity has found a non-retarded person with a brain entirely without wrinkles so it made them rethink the whole wrinkle=complex thought premise or really any significance.

>>17824115
AMD within 3 month range, XOM within 6-12. I don't deal ETFs but you could wait for TQQQ to floor and buy.

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/hong-kong-traffic

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shanghai-traffic

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/chongqing-traffic