/biz/ - Business & Finance

>DOW CLOSES AT +0%

this is fucking spooky. there are now too many people shorting with the free money mentality and bears are about to get fucked with green dildos

Best year ever

>>17879613
more like -0%

how long until the pump breaks

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>>17879597
I summon crabbe and goyal

Fuck tripfags

JEROME HANGING ON BY A THREAD
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOD someone tell me why I shouldn't buy Boeing right fucking now. Its so far down and such a massive company there is no way it goes away completely.

when does the orange clown speak? markets will crash then.

>>17879624
NOOOO
BULLBROS WE LOOOOST

>>17879622
Graph maga

I managed to snap this photo of the trading room floor today

>>17879597
I MISSED THE BOTTOM BROS

>>17879620
I could really use some green dildos right now. I feel like a naked bear with no puts.

>>17879630

Print more plz

>KR suddenly became volatile as fuck
Come on baby daddy needs to sell his call positions

>>17879651
>He thinks this is the recovery

>>17879620
There is no market. It's all fucked until August because of the virus. It's going down whether they want to or not, the only question is how volatile it's gonna be.

>>17879640
wait until it bottoms

>>17879640
ok but what makes you think it will go up any time soon?

Vix Volatility broke already historic records today.

Whats a good buy in price for XOM?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

FUCKING DROP AAL JUST LET ME SELL MY PUTS AT BREAKEVEN, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MAKE MONEY ANYMORE JUST FUCKING FALLLLLLLL REEEEEE

>>17879632
based
>>17879646
>pic related

Jerome will BRRRRRR 10 trillion dollars and when it gets to +1 the market will close early

THIS IS ALL OBAMAS FAULT

QUESTION;
Isn’t one of the half trillion pumps scheduled for tomorrow? Are we crabbing because people are positioning themselves for the POOMP?

BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I'M KILLING MYSELF RN

>DOW 2% up and going after dropping below 20k

Totally natural guys haha

>>17879678
>he didn't sell at the dip
What you get for being greedy bearbro

i have $96

If markets made noise, what sound would it be producing right now?

A fart comes to mind.

>>17879678

American domestic carriers aren't going anywhere anon. You dun goofed

>shorted individual companies and they're all still falling

lol

>JNUG calls
o am comfy

Le reddit army here xD
BRRRRRRRRRR haha!

The FNGU components are net positive so why is the price down 10%?

>>17879651
You really didn’t. Look at that VIX. We’re reaching apocalyptic levels of uncertainty.

i dont have any stocks

>the confidence loss after the crab to lunch
>the inevitable panic dump at 14:00pm

This will be glorious

>>17879678
STOP PRINTING MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17879689
Patience, they can only print so much.

JEROME
UNLEASH THE ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE
BUY COMMERCIAL PAPER

>>17879620
Exactly, even retards on Twitter are bragging about shorts they just took (just like they bragged about their longs during a 24/7 bull market). If I were to bet aswell, we're gonna see a massive fucking pump soon that will fuck up people that went short pretty recently. Maybe a pump back to 3k on the S&P

>>17879670
>>17879666

>any time soon

I am a long term investor anon. Knowing that should I buy?

>>17879699
This sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k36sIRRdFSU

>MSFT GOING TO GO BACK ABOVE 140

Its crabbing until the press conference

Short GPS

>Warned people to prep 6 weeks ago
>They ignore me
>Now they treat me like some incredibly wise sage

tom hanks 63 year old diabetic actor recovered from covid

this is the biggest bear bluff ive ever seen, complete social control via news / online shitposting

im buying up as many blue chips as i can

>>17879695
I was ready for the big one once it broke the barrier but nothing happened. Stunned desu m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

Cope

Cope

Cope

>>17879689
Just be patient retard

AMAZON STOP DELIVERY OF EVERYTHING UNLESS FIRST NEED AND MEDICAL

>>17879622
saved

who else NEET and ready for a comfy depression

>>17879749
kekd

they're not actually printing physical money. they can literally "print" as much as they want

boeing will go back up hold
>seething that I didn't buy it atm

>>17879657
Good Old memes

>>17879708
have a gold xDD

> Tfw portfolio trading in a daily range of 6-10K
This is exhausting

>>17879747
Yes good amerigoy buy because your celebrity survives and not because the economy is crashing.

>>17879754
To their warehouses

>>17879741

When is the conference?

I tried day trading on a paper trading account, I already made $100 in an hour! Time to quit my job

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17879732
>Maybe a pump back to 3k on the S&P
Followed by another crash of course. Gotta take the newbie money.

>>17879746
You're going to die of a heart attack with that diet long before any virus gets to you. jesus christ man

SPY ran out of steam. Resume the crashing.

>>17879759
comfy

Reposting question to anon from last thread about buying stocks and going long:
>>17879563
In a similar position as that anon, when would I make these purchases, as soon as possible? Or wait for the stocks to drop more?

>>17879762
They are begging for bailout

BACK IN RED BOYS

>>17879640
Give it another month, its going to keep going down.

>>17879699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrjbRz3y7A

Reminder: What we've seen in the past few weeks isn't actually the coming economic crisis being priced into the market. This drop has been almost pure panic. Panic bottom soon, then a 40-60% drop when businesses are kill, people are unemployed, and mass defaults wipe out the banks. Sub1K and sub10K, 1996 levels, by the end of the year.

>>17879747
>even less deadly than the flu

IS IT TOO LATE TO GET INTO JNUG?

>>17879747
>everyone will be able to get stem cells and baby foreskins injected into them from their personal doctor and team.

http://lostallhope.com

Maybe we shouldn't rely on China for all our medical equipment

>>17879620

this is a sign that we are well past halfway of this crash

>>17879742
wtf do these guys do there at the floor running around between computers

Who's a big enough bear to understand it's closing at 18k today? Don't tell me I didn't say so.

Broader Market:
Amazon is suspending all shipments to related to essential products such as medical gear and face masks.
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-amazon-suspends-all-non-essential-shipments-to-warehouses-2020-3

>>17879762
It smashed the fucking 2016 lows, a good area to buy if at all currently is around 65-75

>too late for MRNA stock

T-that's okay, INO will prove its worth.

>>17879762

>accidentally sold Walmart stock for under market because of a limit typo
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

>>17879801
this is retarded thinking even by bearbros standards

>>17879812
Or for the sole manufacturing chain for the entire earth

I just made a cool 50 bucks playing the stock market.

I MISSED THE BOTTOM
I MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>17879823
I’m /comfy/ with my MRNA stocks I bought when they’re we’re sub $20, next anon you’ll get it

>>17879817

Fundamentals are pointing to 2-3 awful months ahead. Going to be a few ups and downs though ofc.

>>17879782
oh please, ive seen people do much worse

>>17879689
You should be positioned to handle a day of green poomping. Every other week had minefields for bears. If you don’t have the balls to short on a daily basis find longer ways to bet on downturn. That way you survive green days.
Hell a reverse ETF isn’t bad if you think there are months to go.

If you’re gambling on a big score at least admit this to yourself. Never gamble more than you can afford to lose.

>>17879762
WAS TAKING A DIP PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>17879814

Blame Reddit and Robinhood for introducing a generation of retards to options trading. 90% will get fucked hard like what always happens when normies try to be Jordan Belfort

I am bobo gang now, Can I get the rarest bobos pls im gonna need it for a couple of weeks ty

>>17879783
got my tendies and tendie holster ready

Why the massive difference between Dow and S&P?

red
>green
red
>green
red
>green

Hello gains.

I'M HERE FOR THE MEMES WHERE THE DANK MEMES AT?

>some idiot old me Walmart for under market value

OH NO BULLBROS WE G-

OH NO NO BEARBROS WE G-

OH NO NO BULLBROS W-

OH NO BEARBR-

OH NO NO BU-

WHO'S BUYING INTO SPY

>>17879817
If people bought their puts far enough out then they wouldn't have to worry, the market is trending down and there has been nothing to suggest thats going to change

chart looks like a rollercoater hahaha..!

-joe

>didn't buy when it was sub 19k
JUST
U
S
T

WTF BEARBROS I MISSED IT
YOU SAID 10K IN TWO WEEKS
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Virus expected to peak in NY in 45 DAYS

>>17879864
Nah the bottom is still coming brother. Mass lay-offs, economic stoppage, and possibly countless deaths. Nothing has even happened yet lol. There is NO GOOD NEWS coming down the pipe. none.

>>17879759
>Not being union NEET getting paid for being sick
Shiggy Diggy

>>17879887

>>17879840
Nigga, we are through all that fictitious capital you guys pumped into the economy at this point. Companies are now laying people off and contracting. Then goes the housing then the banks default

>>17879826
wtf is even going on there?

>>17879835
And I thought reddit was full of retards

>>17879871
This is my favorite because he's the cutest one. Not rare though

>>17879818
>CLARIFICATION: Amazon is suspending all shipments other than medical supplies and household staples *to its warehouses* amid coronavirus crisis — read the memo it just sent sellers

hey guys did you just see the video that the FED posted on twitter?
here, I'll post the youtube link for you guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWJ9kbaLT5Q

>>17879864
Bottom? There is no bottom, the dow will be worth negative points by the time this is 'over'.

>>17879801
Nah. We have some sectors that will be hurting even a year from now but most sectors are primed to recover fast.
We’ve never had a situation where we voluntarily stopped the entire economic engine for months.

Most of that pent up demand will come back and melt your face off. The bulls will have their day. In a month or two.

>>17879887
maybe if you include a few more lines of switching between bull and bear it might be funny haha

>>17879887
*ahem*

>>17879893
>That pic

Story of my life in high school

>>17879909
They didn't fly so good

PUSH IT SIDEWAYS

>>17879657

>>17879887

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DdfLtOrBPU
print money

Its only going down more idk when but i believe.

OH NO COCK BROS
WE GOT TOO BUEARLLISH

>>17879887
This post sponsored by crab gang.
t. Snib snab

>>17879874
Because Dow has the top 30 companies and S&P has 500. SPY is a better gauge of the overall health of the market than the Dow.

>NO PLAN TO QUARANTINE NYC

So, this small rebound is just a trap, right? How worse will it go? When do we expect the US to be like Italy?

Its barting

>>17879801

repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

QUICK BROS I HAVE 860 BUCKS
WHAT SHOULD I BUY

>>17879874
Jews

tell me how Boeing going to survive from this

>GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED

>GREEN >GREEN >GREEN >GREEN

RED RED RED

So its one oh these days

>>17879962
Dow
Once it's under 15k

>sqqqfags getting bodied

>>17879965
bail out ez 1 2 3

>>17879965
They wouldn't in a free market but in a socialist country like US they'll be just fine.

>down 20k
>80k left
all in on boeing

>>17879835
>>17879884

This market has been an outright display of collective stupidity. Stocks like AAL shot up yesterday even though debt to equity is about -201:1, airplanes of all things are talked about being bailed out. For what purpose? Bulls are still deluded in thinking markets only go up. They are mentally incoherent. Some bears think the market will collapse entirely, the FED will not allow that. And we continue down a path of higher risk being added on with weaker cards in this already shoddy house of cards with no reserve limits, unlimited leverage, and infinite debts being allowed. The economy is literally working opposite of what an organic economy would, and the fact that it still continues is some sort of trickery. The only way to get ahead now is to take on more risk for less reward. It's become a gamblers market, even moreso than in the past ten years. It's broken.

snibbity snabbity
cribbity crabbity
SQQQ is a meme

>>17879965
Buy getting the biggest bailout the US economy has ever seen

This market has been an outright display of collective stupidity. Stocks like AAL shot up yesterday even though debt to equity is about -201:1, airplanes of all things are talked about being bailed out. For what purpose? Bulls are still deluded in thinking markets only go up. They are mentally incoherent. Some bears think the market will collapse entirely, the FED will not allow that. And we continue down a path of higher risk being added on with weaker cards in this already shoddy house of cards with no reserve limits, unlimited leverage, and infinite debts being allowed. The economy is literally working opposite of what an organic economy would, and the fact that it still continues is some sort of trickery. The only way to get ahead now is to take on more risk for less reward. It's become a gamblers market, even moreso than in the past ten years. It's broken.

>>17879965
Sell more planes this year than they have ever done.
Kek

>>17879965
Imagine if some mad man shorted BA or put puts for 3/20 BE 100 when they were at 350 in Feb

>>17879981
based and Schiffpilled

>>17879983
catch that knife for us fren

>>17879933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXO_ahMmrNk
thread theme

>>17879965
Bailout. No major industry is going to fail, certainly not ones that have "national security" implications like Boeing. I mean we're probably gunna bail out the fucking cruise lines too after this lol

>>17879960

>repo market
>pension crisis
>housing bubble
>unregulated eurodollar
>insolvent international banks
>insolvent local governments
>subprime auto loans
>record household debt
>record credit card debt
>eduction bubble
>gig economy
>ten years of ZIRP
>global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
>mass immigration
>never-ending wars
>extreme domestic political tension
>global pandemic

Just buy the dip you fucking idiot

>>17879903
Cope. It was hysteria over a minor disease. Americans are too greedy and cynical to put up with this bullshit for any longer

>>17879916
Delusional bear with probably NO MONEY. yeah it would be great for you if society collapsed because you're already living like an animal. Some of us have something invested in this society

>>17879932
fuck you stupid fucking nigger
participate or be a passive aggressive simp on reddit you fucking faggot nigger

https://youtu.be/OnoNITE-CLc?t=90

>>17879884
Plz give back

Bullion dealers are shutting down.

Tesla broke the 400 eur mark
Glad I kept away

>>17879986
>Some bears think the market will collapse entirely, the FED will not allow that.

What can they do, print another 5 trillion into thin air? lmaooo

>>17879950
I feel like playing Desu Ex again for some reason or maybe play the PS2 version that I bought couple of years ago

>>17879936
MR BOGDANOFF NO, PLEASE

>>17879986
Based -201:1 bro, youlve been posting that for a while and I agree. I'm selling off most of my options at a loss, but pegged higher than now because I need to sleep. Maybe I'll wake up and the pump will have ended but, the way I see it, BRRRRR is going to win out over intelligent market decisions.

>>17879918
Hundreds of thousands are about to die, millions are about to lose their jobs. There will be no demand other than for the heads of politicians.

I told you guys yesterday, short the DOW and long the SPY. Boeing price action dictates the direction of the DOW.

retards starting to panic now, short covering

>>17880016
>Cope. It was hysteria over a minor disease. Americans are too greedy and cynical to put up with this bullshit for any longer

Nah. Americans will put up with it for as long as they are told to, because the barrel of the gun is pointed at them and the boot is on their neck. You think you can just ignore the government? Sorry, you're a serf.

>>17880016
Hello Jerome, shouldn't you be printing forty trillion dollars for a 3 minute pump of 0.2%?

This market has been an outright display of collective stupidity. Stocks like AAL shot up yesterday even though debt to equity is about -201:1, airplanes of all things are talked about being bailed out. For what purpose? Bulls are still deluded in thinking markets only go up. They are mentally incoherent. Some bears think the market will collapse entirely, the FED will not allow that. And we continue down a path of higher risk being added on with weaker cards in this already shoddy house of cards with no reserve limits, unlimited leverage, and infinite debts being allowed. The economy is literally working opposite of what an organic economy would, and the fact that it still continues is some sort of trickery. The only way to get ahead now is to take on more risk for less reward. It's become a gamblers market, even moreso than in the past ten years. Its broken.

THEYRE PUMPING IT

KOS a good hold brothers

>>17879936

>>17880018
all you have to do is include a few more lines to make it funnier hahaha

>>17880001
This is what pisses me off so much for some reason

What are some cheap puts out now?

>>17880083
LYFT and UBER

>>17880033
0.o
banks are running out of cash

>>17880034
yes? there's no physical printing going on, it's numbers on a screen.

>>17880077
boeing is involved in so many military black projects they literally cant fail

>>17880057
Didn't they already do that?

Sold 3 out of 4 of my SPXU and SQQQ calls to take profit. Still made like 15% profit, but it could have been much better. Fucking scam pumps.

>Thot market crashing

I sure hope you boys are single

Get S Q U E E Z E D BEARS AHAHAHAHA

>>17880083
The ones I'm selling, please just let me end up only slightly in the red, I've learned my lesson about gambling

Reminder

> First 30 minutes down 3k
> Second 30 minutes up 3k
> So far into third 30 minutes down 3k
You can't make this shit up

>>17880034
YES. They've made it clear they only care for the already wealthy.

This is problematic and shows that the government isn't actually an independent entity from the private sector. We're watching full out socialism to the benefit of the rich happen right before our eyes.

S&P saying yes, Russell is saying no. Very interdasting.

yall niggas lied to me about SQQQ

>>17879976
>got out of SQQQ Friday

>>17880091
>what is analogy

Jesus

Just close the markets. What's even the point of this? Anyone who is long is betting on a bailout, which is hazard, anyone who can read the news is selling. Close them.

>>17879946
>he bought SQQQ at 30.35

Is my SPY call supposed to go up in value when the market goes up or down? I've never bought into indexes before.

>>17879887
crab gang checking in

>>17880119
i wouldn't put it past you fucking plebbitors thinking literal printing is going on.

>>17880125

Don't buy things you don't understand.

>>17879640
its a defence stock. the government would never let it bust, go on lad

This market is so dumb, when does the retard talk?

>>17880042
There looks to be a large drop in trading volume too. I wish that you weren't right, but this may be the case.

REEEE WHY IS DELTA SHITTING THE BED BUT NOT AAL, UNITED IS DYING BUT MOTHERFUCKING AAL IS ALIVE AHHHHHHH

>>17880120
Philippines have just did that

>>17880104
Lel this is when the Trump admin was telling people to buy the dip. I wonder how many people genuinely bought that bullshit.

everything is green, we missed the bottom

>>17880092
What if the company splits and let's the commercial side fall?

>>17879986
>>17880003
>The only way to get ahead now is to take on more risk for less reward. It's become a gamblers market,
That has been the plan all along.

>>17879962
a sig sauer and ten boxes of lehigh

just pick a fucking direction already

>>17880015
We're going BIBLICAL APOCALYPSE you idiot! If you buy now you stand to lose FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT on everything you put in. DON'T YOU GET IT??? This is just the beginning of the crash. The public still hasn't seen the hospitals flooded, Grandma is still alive, the run on the banks hasn't gotten bad enough, food shortages haven't hit yet, the layoffs haven't started, The supreme Court hasn't keeled over. There is SO much more to come. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17880153
It would still be nice to know

>>17880125
>Buying shit you dont understand
Y u do dis?

>>17879517
>50k from deceased grandmother
>decided it was time learn investing just 4 days ago
>bought yesterday
>the ONLY thing I had to do was ignore crypto-morons
>just ignore them and their seemingly huge vocabulary
>squiggly line easy to predict for somereason
This is the easiest thing I have ever done.

>>17879762
I'd rather buy Airbus, desu

>>17880112
damnit I always forget about the Russel, I could've shorted that too

>>17879624
Heh heh

>>17880125
Read this post and tell me we've hit a bottom yet.

Who the fuck is buying so much apple stock today

I WENT ALL IN AT THE BOTTOM

HAHAHHA

UP UP UP AND AWAAAAY

>>17880186
Based

TRUMP ANNOUNCES 850 BILLION STIMULUS FOR MARKETS.

>>17880181
I bought one call just to test and see because it was super cheap, I just want to know pls no bully

>>17880174
The market is currently split between people who think that yesterday was the bottom, and that yesterday was only the beginning. One side probably won't win out until the end of the day, or even tomorrow, unless there's a sudden piece of extremely negative news that just breaks the market

>holding SQQQ and buying more on poomps
>selling my remaining shitty stocks on poomps so I can buy more SQQQ
How do people lose money on the stock market?

>>17880213

>>17879979
>>17880013
>>17880001
I just thought of something,
would a bailout would still happen under someone like Sanders since he's so hellbent on taxing big corporations?

>>17880162
Even Allegient Airlines has an exponentially better balance sheet than AAL. It might be a short squeeze. I'm holding positions screw the tomfoolery.

>>17880149
>i wouldn't put it past you fucking plebbitors thinking literal printing is going on.

Fuck you, my ink stocks are going up FOREVER!

>>17880162

Delta relies more on international routes than AAL. As does United. The American Domestic travel market is the most remarkable logistical network in the world.

Look at a map of Dallas/Fort Worth. See the enormous airfield that dominates the center? AAL basically completely runs that. The second airfield, Love field? Southwest runs that. They are not going to go out of business, they literally cannot or millions of peoples weekly routines would be dismantled.

>>17880227

Yes. A call means "I think the share price will reach ___ on ___ expiration date."

>>17880238
of-fucking-course it would
he'd be dead if he blocked a bailout

>>17880224
We've already gotten over $1.5t and it hasn't done shit

>>17880106
> First 30 minutes down 3k
> Second 30 minutes up 3k
> So far into third 30 minutes down 3k
So invest in Yo-Yo manufacturers?

Brehs my boomer parents just told me that the S&P 500 will be up 35% end of the year because fox business told them so. I mean it is bullshit but should I let them know? This feels like the start of a pretty shitty recession.

Who here bought the $289 NOC stock last week?

I'm feeling pretty comfy about it. Still unfazed by all this end of the world bullshit. I guess peeps need their weapons whether virus's exist or not.

Anybody else sitting corona comfy with their cheapies right now?

Was out shopping while my 10x leveraged short was mooning. Oh well.

bush et sidways

>>17880267
I know that, I've just heard of indexes doing the opposite
Of course that particular anon could have just been retarded and confused me

>>17880238
Yes, because sanders is smart enough to understand that most companies Under the DOW and NASDQ are needed for the survival of the entire economy.

>>17880273
Yes but diversify with teeter totters.

>>17880272
That's 1.5t in repo, which is really just a loan for treasuries. Stimulus is actually spending money on the market.

Best airline stocks to buy the dip and hold until Q3?

American Airlines AAL could be 3x on your money
United Airlines UAL could be 3x on your money
Delta could be 2x on your money
Boeing could be 4x on your money

Any reason to buy and hodl UAL over AAL?

Holy shit, anyone looking at czr? Trading halting every 5 minutes. Every time it resumes it drop like a rock and get immediately halted again.

>>17880280
>The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.”

>>17880238
Yes, because if he threatened to veto a bailout then the CIA would shoot him in public at the behest of the military-industrial complex and get away with it, again.

>>17880280
boomers will believe whatever they want to believe. There's no convincing them.

> SOXL under 75
Holy shit, that's fucking tempting.

>>17880251
Socialist crap. You're probably right but letting this go on is sad.

This market is fucking insane.

>>17880304
>czr
Czechs?
I literally don't care about them. Their GDP is porn.

>>17880300
>AAL
Lmao

>new trader, started last week
>put a few hundred dollars in and made like $13 fucking around and learning, mostly with SQQQ, also picked up some XOM to hold long
>crab market now
>no idea what to do, just going to stay liquid until I see big red line or big green line and the market becomes easy again

>>17880251
Spirit is ready to take over.

>>17880304
>casinos/gaming
Seems about right

Fuk I dunno why I bought spy puts before the small pump. Coulda increased my profits a little more

>>17880300
Can you explain why air france is not crashing.
Genuinely do not comprehend

Fed isn't pumping to bull market, they're pumping to just reach crab level

>>17880292

There are certain indexes that represent an index of short positions, meaning that index goes up as the market goes down. These are called "inverse ETFs". SPY is not such an index, it represents 500 of the most prominent market players. Ergo, if the market goes up, it goes up.

$32c SQQQ 4/17
yay or nay?

does anyone have shkreli's uploaded files from his lessons at around 2017?

>>17880300
JETS ETF

>>17880083
>>17880086
Terrible idea

If the Cruise Industry gets bailed out, I will riot. Some things just need to die, and the disgusting boomer cruise disease incubators are one of them

>>17880362
I see, thanks anon I appreciate it

>>17879733
What if they restructure like they did GM? You'd be wiped out.

>>17879916
>in soviet america loan pays YOU

>>17880304
Gambling is one of the hardest hit industries by this. Nobody wants to risk spending money, nobody wants to travel, nobody wants to be in a place with so many people crowded together.

>>17880361
They're pumping to keep it above 19k ffs.

>>17880374
You can riot, as long as you riot at home on the internet

>>17880343
Jnug brother you ain’t missed the train yet

>>17880360
macron, zionist in charge of france announced they will nationalize many private corporations if needed.

What does this mean? It means you (if you're french) will be paying for the airline's bailout. This may delay a further crash on those stocks.

>>17880219
Microsoft

>>17880390
they're being huge giant faggots

>>17880384
I don't know man. Last time we had a financial crisis I was in the military and didnt keep up with any of this. I was so sheltered to shit happening I don't know what to expect or how best to navigate this shit.

>>17880390
That's the crab walk we're looking at here

>he missed the bottom
pretty cringe dude

>>17880387
Reddit joke

>>17880397
frenchie socialists
okay, I will hodl longer

>>17880300
Many companies never recover from the dip

Remember citi group, RBS, HSBC, UBS

>MRNA

>>17880361
tomorrow will be red blood running dropping down

>>17880396
Am retarded, why is jnug going up?

>>17880387

>>17880412
>Dow not even up 1% after a 13% drop
>He thinks this is the bottom

Anyone else on GUSH calls

This sounds like somewhat of a stupid question but does anyone know what would happen credit card debts if shits gets worse than 2008?

>>17880396
>juu

>GPS

it's dead isn't it

>>17880415
>Yakov Smirnoff is Reddit

>>17880421
What happens tomorrow that is going to make it red?

>>17880231
>>holding SQQQ and buying more on poomps
This is the power move. Got burned on a few poomps and had weak hands. Inverse etf is the solution.

>>17880098
how to put puts on roasties

>>17880406
When GM got bailed out, shareholders got annihilated.

>>17880412
>He thinks we're at the bottom

Imagine being this delusional

>>17880186
Based. All I do is bring smg to the top and ignore pajeet coin scam threads.

I want it to crash
I know it will mean the financial ruin and destruction of millions of lives quite possibly including my own but I want to see red arrow go down weeeeeeeeee

>>17880436
Repo man come take stuff

when is this pump gonna be over already my puts are getting murdered and they expire tomorrow

>>17880389
>Gambling
duno mang im gambling bretty hard this past week lmao

>>17880436
No one knows. There's 4 trillion of BBB rated debt. If that gets downgraded, it's no longer "investment grade" and a bunch of institutions are forced to sell. Right now the market for junk debt is like 1 trillion, so it has no capacity to absorb falling BBB debt.

>>17880436
Your debt would be nulled if bank holding it goes bankrupt.

>>17880436
You still owe them if that's what you're asking. If anything, people will be spending more on credit since no money

>>17880436
they'll probably rape you with interest.
If you can't pay, you'll be the collateral. If someone can't pay, the government will bail out credit card companies with your money.

It's crystal clear.

>>17880367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_riscmviI&list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ&index=2&t=0s

>>17880421
>tomorrow will be red
The scheduled pump is tomorrow. I would hold my anus tight.

>>17880436
Wtf, nothing you are stuck with your debt nigger.

>>17880415
I don't think reddit's familiar with Yakov since that site's filled with zoomers

>>17880479
we told you today would be a pump bro.
It will probably dump again either tomorrow or thursday

>>17880338
based retard

>>17879695
Isn't it? we are in pump and dump mode. It's whoever can get more money out of the other now.

I’m new to biz but not new to the stock market (I worked in finance for a bit)... are you guys being sarcastic when you say this is the dip? Because every large crash has a short recovery afterwards because of speculative buyers.

>>17880477
How can vegas even compete, I've never had this much fun at a casino.

>>17880479
>puts that short
Asking for trouble.

>>17880503
CZR is literally acronym for Czech Republic, don't blame me anon.

>>17879640
What are you gonna do when the government nationalizes it? It's a real possibility with all that mismanagement and it being vital for national interests.

>>17880479
>dailies/weeklies not following momentum

asking to lose money

>>17879826
dive like a 737max

>AMD up 7%

Brain tells me economy is getting worse, heart is scared and wants to sell my shorts. AHHHH

>>17880511
It's sarcastic. But definitely BTFD!

>Spain, France, Germany and Italy have all banned short selling to some extent

>>17880511
Also, Fear and Greed is all the way Fear, The Vix is over 80%

bros my hands were too weak, i sold my put at a loss
maybe i can buy it again when this fake and gay pump is done EOD

>>17880517
No fuck this, I can't keep drinking and day trading stock like it's a casino forever even if I'm making money. All this shit is so stressful

>>17880482
>No one knows. There's 4 trillion of BBB rated debt. If that gets downgraded, it's no longer "investment grade" and a bunch of institutions are forced to sell. Right now the market for junk debt is like 1 trillion, so it has no capacity to absorb falling BBB debt.

This is the shit that scares me, especially if DB or some other big bank is holding large in junk debt.

Dow Jones up by 1.33%

What now, bearfaggots? You should've known that BVLLCHADS always, ALWAYS win

>>17879826
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
WOOP WOOP
TERRAIN TERRAIN

>>17880544
ending red today (or below open at least), bloodbath tomorrow.

>writing on wall
>go to take savings out of bank
>sorry anon, we can only give you X today, we are short on cash ._.

bank run when ?

>>17879986
>The only way to get ahead now is to take on more risk for less reward. It's become a gamblers market, even moreso than in the past ten years. It's broken.
Where do you think you are?
Gambling bullshit is why we're all here.

>>17880511
Hard to tell sometimes
we do have a fair amount of unironic permabulls who think Trump is the market messiah though.

Gush low!

Based trump pump.

>>17880544
Trust your brain. The economy is shutting down for 2 months.

>MRNA
MRNA
>MRNA
MRNA
>MRNA

>>17880557
You need to jerk off more, anon.

>>17880574
Shocking

>>17880549
SOURCE

>>17880557
Just close your eyes bro

>>17880569
so the scare is slowly setting in
toilet paper, food, money...gas might follow

>>17880544
Sell a few, take some profit to ease your nerves and go buy a luxury good to celebrate what's to come

>>17880561
Did feds pumped it?

>>17880304
Frontpage of Drudge saying they've already requested a bailout.
My personal thought is fuck them and let them die. Gambling ruins lives and Vegas attracts the worst kind of suburban scum

>>17880558
Pass it onto future generations of people, this is how we do things in the globalist world of 2020. Infinite debt, it's all just numbers on a screen bro. Just turn it off and don't think about it and that's how the economy works.

>>17880544
Take profit. At least half.

>>17880587
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/france-italy-spain-ban-short-selling-to-curb-market-plunge

>>17880112
Russell is the comfiest short, one of the top losers on red days and bottom gainers on green days. The companies are small and cash-poor so are going to feel the pandemic more and receive less government largesse. Comfy comfy

>>17880561
>Up

>Down 11.0

This happens every time. You faggots say "Dis is the dip buy the dip" and then you get wrecked. When this ceilings what do you think is going to happen? This is a bear market you idiot. Bears OWN this market

>>17880598
no, retards pumped it because they got scared and are covering

>>17880581
Nah I refuse to spend more time in life fucking myself, that shit gets you no where!

>>17880574
Are you buying in anon? Am hoping for .7 myself

>>17880488
you have the files?

>>17879677
any suggestions on dividend giving stocks?

CHEAPIE ALERT

XOM OFFICIALLY FLOORED

BUY NOW BEFORE YOU REGRET IT

>>17880611
My hands are Iron, and my Puts are far out

>>17880620
Gamestop

>>17880549
lol what's the point of trading on their markets if I can only ever bet one way? SELL BAD.

>>17880592
>so the scare is slowly setting in
it appears so.... im more scared of the scare than the virus

Everyone went fucking short and now everyone will get fucked, FUCK

>>17880238
>would a bailout would still happen under someone like Sanders since he's so hellbent on taxing big corporations?
Yes.
1) Otherwise thousands would lose their jobs
2) Otherwise the military industrial complex would get him, at best, a deadlocked Congress on retaliation.

If anything a Sanders administration would create an even bigger bailout. Maybe they'd nationalise it but that's just a bailout by another name.

Sqqq stocks or options? The premiums are so high right now it’s ridiculous.

>>17880610
Meanwhile, it went up to 2.2%

Keep seething bearfaggot :) I will make back all my money as it keeps rising

>>17880627
Proof?

Goddammit

Get down from there Jones

>>17880616
Every time it flirts with .54 or lower I buy 100 shares

>>17880665
LOOK IT UP FUCKWAD

>>17880650

Lol you should've bailed when normies started shorting. The biggest bul lsignal of all is when tom, dick and harry wake up and think 'wow! I'm gonna trade options now!'

>fucking idiot.. of course you can't make money selling expensive things that you got inexpensively
>you really think it's that easy? LOL
>wanna buy some fake money?

so most those /biz/ screaming wojack videos on youtube.. those are supposed to represent a guy who bought mememoney worth literally 0 instead of just chilling for a decade?
deserve to be poor forever if you did this.
>but he sounded smart
neck yourself

>S&P keeps going up

Seriously how high is this shit gonna be pumped to who the fuck is even buying right now

FUCK WHY DIDNT I BUY
ITS EASY MONEY

does anyone feel like the fed is trying to teach short sellers a lesson today?

What price are you buying back into SDOW/SQQQ/SPXU? 60/25/28 for me.

Whoever suggested that I buy DRV - thank you. I was able to make a good profit from it.

sold my calls on JNUG at 12

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>17880694
Markets pumping on fed providing short term credit

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-17/fed-restarts-commercial-paper-facility-to-relieve-market-strains?srnd=premium

>>17880662
Not a bear, I am just saying you are really high on ideology if you think this is over.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17880686
How about no, nigger

They're blowing their load way too early

>>17880704
Seems high

what's this pattern called?

TRUMP ON IN 15

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>>17880728
the JUST

>>17880627
It's up 7% during an oil price war, pandemic and imminent recession smoothbrain, that's 7% minimum that it's overpriced

>>17880728
It's called jackpot.

>>17880704
I'm waiting for 24 to buy back in on SQQQ

>>17880739
If XOM flops and dies every other oil company dies. It's not overpriced, it's a fucking opportunity. You think AMD is ovepriced too? It's +8% now.

>>17880734
AAAAAAH SELL SELL SELL HE IS GOING TO CRASH IT AGAIN

What would happen if the fed just continued repos AND started printing money to avoid bank runs for citizens

>>17880734
ANNOUNCE A QUARANTINE ALREADY MY PUTS ARE GETTING JUSTED

>>17880734
HE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS!

>>17880726
What's your number then?
>>17880756
Based

Loading up on sqqq today, we will break 20k and head towards 18k within 7 trading days.

>trump announces 1 quadrillion stimulus bill
its over bearbros

>>17880734
He's going to announce negative interest rates and it's going to cause markets to implode

Here is a fun guide:

Trump press conference at 3:00-4:00
>RED

Trump press conference at lunch
>GREEN

>>17880734
Bear season in 15

>>17880777
Nice digits but fuck you I want my SQQQ cheap reee

>>17880777
Stocks or options?

>>17880718
>orange man BAD, #ImWithShillary, the economy is supposed to be in shambles it's all going to crash STOP MAKING MONEY, STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOPPPP ITTTT
Keep. Fucking. Seething. BVLLCHADS ALWAYS WIN. MAGA!

>>17880734
Inb4 Trump kills the dead cat bounce

PLZ A QUARANTINE
I DON'T WANT TO SIT AT WORK AND SHITPOST
I WANT TO GO HOME AND SHITPOST WITH NO PANTS ON