/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17969290
Fuck off Jerome

>>17969290
Best thing about this market is the order flow is still fake as shit. It's incredible that even as things are burning down, the same shit that was making it burn down in the first place isn't being addressed in the slightest. Just dope it up with more QE. If things don't go REALLY bad this time, they're going to go that much worse next time. That's the cycle the U.S. markets are in until they massive revamp the microstructure and other issues, not even remotely taking actual economic factors into account.The whole god damn thing broke following the GCF and every prop firm that didn't pack up and close or transition to "education" will tell you the same thing.

Whomever penned this, you have my praise

NO LAST MINUTE PUMPS

>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK IT UP
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME THE POOMP'S NOT WORKING I NEED TO GIVE ANOTHER BILLION TO ISRAEL RIGHT NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE YOU FED KIKE
>*ring ring*
JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

OH MY GAWWWWD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

>>17969290
What a fucking mess lads

We did it bobros

The bell is like music to my ears
I'm free

buy PEP

where's it gonna open on monday. Place your bets here

>MUH QUAD WITCHING

Dont worry bear bros... we got them good. Lets hustle and on Monday we send these fucks back to the 18k's

IS IT OVER? I CAN'T HEAR THE BELL ON STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RINGADINGDING

>>17970144
+5% motherfucker

BULLS ARE YOU OK BULLS ARE YOU OK.

WE DID IT BOBOBROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4

WE WON BEARBROS

Dubs for all green next week

Get your puts ready for the third impact Monday™

>This was with quadruple witching
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

>>17970144
<18500

the face of defeat

Should I buy TQQQ now or no!?!? Help brahs!!!!!!

Hope you all got in a good position for the upcoming news this weekend

ITS REAL WTF

>tfw holding oil ETFs over the weekend

It's just part of the job, anon. Don't hate me, hate the system.

>>17970139
Yes we did. It was glorious.

>>17970144
It wont open

>>17970150
quint witching
(very spooky)

>>17970150
NEVER THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART THE MARKET MAKER LMAO

welp, i lost $500 today

ITS GREEN!

Its literally over.

Why are my Exxon puts losing money?

YOUR LAST MINUTE PUMP FAILED JEROME

>>17970144
>he thinks it'll open

looking forward to a good monday!

>>17970150
I legitimately believe that's what kept it in 19k today. Monday the dow blows past 18k and closes in the 17's

How much money do you think Jerome poomped for that pathetic attempt of a rally?

>>17970194
Yotsuba a cute

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CRAB

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17970213
over NIGHT loans

obtuse pleb

>BEAR DEATH CROSS
>BEAR DEATH CROSS

ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

MASSIVE RALLY MONDAY

screencaps this

Hey, we closed off the lows.

That's good.

Right?

Right . . . ?

The UK government will pay 80% of people's wages up to a maximum of £2,500

Its fucking over

19,170
>19,170
19,170
>19,170
19,170
>19,170
19,170
>19,170
19,170
>19,170
19,170
>19,170

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY'RE TRYING TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
(Especially my fellow bearbros)

What the FUCK happened?

>>17970141
I DID
I BOUGHT SO MUCH PEP AND KO
AND A LITTLE MERCK AND LILLY

WHAT THE FUCK BROS MY BLUECHIP DIVVIESTOCKS ARE LITERALLY CASTRATING ME

>>17970165
>>17970167
>>17970168
>>17970189

We held through the toughest of times. The poompest of poomps. Jerome was no match, and we found an unlikely ally in Bill Ackman.

who /BEARCLAWS/ HERE??
REPORT
UNITE

>15k on monday

Tried to catch the knife and got wrecked. Probably officially negative on the year now, fuck this market. 401K just'd, Roth just'd, taxable account just'd. FUCK

put everything into XOM @ $32.73 at the last second
how long until i'm rich?

Pfft is that all you got bobos? You'll never break the bottom which is 19000.

Monday will be green and tuesday will be another bloodbath you fags are retarded if you think theyll just keep let it tanking like that

>>17970212
You got IV crushed lad

>>17970187
Same. Fuck

The fuck is happening Monday. Are we dumping or mooning?

>>17970239
This is bad for bears and good for bulls. r-right?

>>17970263
Its going to zero anon.....

>>17970243
Sorry bro but there won't ever be a green close again...

Fucking Oilfags I was trying to get SRTY for cheap. Should have nabbed some when it was 40 a share))))

time to go play animal crossing nh >:3c
money grows on fucking trees

I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS THREAD AND THIS WHOLE BOARD WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>17970274
Moon

>>17970274
Blood red, like all previous mondays

>>17970251
Wasn't there some anon today telling us to buy ULTA puts? fuuck

>>17970240
Limit down, screen cap this

>>17970243
no more lows
only highs
it's the weekend

>>17970252
It's time for PEP

Holy shit what was that ending?
I'd been down maybe 31% on all my puts and even my intelsat invests were down.
Then holy shit the fucking cliff and my intelsat invests went to the fucking moon.
Now I'm up 11.68% and my intelsat invest is up 16% in the span of less than 2 hours.

I repeat my last:
What the fuck was that.

Guys, lets focus on what's important: how is bill mitchel responding to this incredibly bullish trend?

>Heh fucking Bearfags think they're going to hit lower. We've already hit the lowest, get ready for the biggest Green Monday Bullbros.
>J-Jerome pls p-pump more..........

>>17970274
I dunno lets find out
Evens green, odds red
This has worked for me the last 2 times I have done it

I can’t do this anymore guys

>>17970269
I'll break through your bottom if you know what I mean

$100m Outflow from Vanguard

Bogleheads on suicide watch

>>17970299
Unironically, who the fuck is bill mitchell and why do people keep posting his tweets?

>>17970277
Major sell off coming.

options just expired, time for freefall

>tfw the SPY puts I sold for 3.50 are now going for 7.88

>>17970299
>BUY THE DIP

here's to us, bearbros

>>17970298
It was an orderly and reasonable market, friend.

what terrible week
how can someone predict anything from this?

bearbros what we fapping to?

sold SPXL -9% thanks jerome, got 4/17 spy 210p 8.67 instead, am I a bobro now

Oil at 15.98/bbl monday

>>17970311
>$100m Outflow from Vanguard

Honestly, is that all?

>>17970274
Soon the term "Bloody Monday" will just be a synonym for "Monday"

>>17970274
Its red green red green, today was red so monday will be green

>>17970262
Same. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>17970327
Well that ole quadruple with sure was kind to me that's for sure.

>>17970310
Seriously. Burning the wick at both ends here.

>>17970144
breaker at open
-9% close on the S&P

>>17970311
>0.0001 trillion dollars

no one fucking cares lol

Any MOR and USO oilfags here?

>>17970314
He's peak boomer in human form, it started in corona threads on /pol/ where his delusional and factually impossible statements were being posted as a laugh/shitpost and because /biz/ and /pol/ overlap and he posts about this DEPRESSION it made it's way here.

>>17970272
There is no Vega or IV displayed either. My warrent is a block box. Fuck Vontobel.

>>17969290
So now that the dust has settled, can we admit Bull posters are mentally ill and euthanize them?

>>17970380
USO. USO Puts.

Can anyone explain why US oil is dumping while euro oil is pumping? Only high IQ pls. I get it that shale is more expensive to produce, but why would it influence oil price itself?

lol @ bullfags
aha
ahaha
AHHHAHAH

Bought SPY and NVDA puts on the chance that Monday is red. Pray for me lads

>>17970144

Itll go down 17.8% before bouncing to 13.2% down

>>17970255
smarter than the average bear

FREE AT LAST
I can't believe it had been 2 whole days without closing red.

>>17970274
More red
Terrible news over weekends
Boomers see that their pensions just got 10 years deleted
This is going back to fucking 2015

well DWT rose 17% today
which means out of the $14,850 i was down, now I'm only down $13,480
y-yaaay...

Good luck bears, inverse ETFs already mooning

I can't wait to gap down hugely on Monday. :) My only regret was not buying MORE puts.

>>17970400
Just short them, lmao

>>17970144
Second circuit breaker

poomp wasnt juicy enough for me bearbros, i flinched and now im sitting in cash this weekend. ngmi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
/biz/ theme

>>17970440
Open at -20%
just close the market

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRAB BROS

>>17970351
probably more worldwide. I think that was just this week.

>The sell spread on the Vanguard Australian Corporate Fixed Interest Index Fund blew out to 1.79 per cent, from 0.15 per cent, meaning the underlying investor has to accept a 1.79 per cent haircut on what the underlying investment is worth to exit.

why do you faggots steal all of the reaction images i post

>>17970430
That's what inverse ETFs are good for.

I did my first spreads today, how the fuck do you get filled for both legs without getting scammed?

smart money is _____ stocks right now
dumb money is _____ stocks right now

>>17970457
Why is this so funny

>>17970274
Today was half green half red. It's getting increasingly harder to hold a position for an entire day.

>>17970125
kek

>>17970239
>if those 2 arbitrary lines cross...

>>17970484
all

>deflation still not under control

>>17970269
Break through Monday check em

>>17970492

Absolute brainlet here
Is this the worst time or best time to buy PM stocks long term?

>>17970484
remove the line for both

>>17970484
FARD,SHID

Not as bad as expected tbd, I thought it would break 18 K today.
Oh well, another week another opportunity to destroy the bourgeoisie.

>>17970187
kek

he crashes our economy and Trump is still paying to fight his loosing war in yemen for him, and threatening to sanction the Russians who said multiple times at the outset they would be happy to talk.

once biden is in, he's a dead man.

>Request approval to trade options. Your options trading application will be reviewed based on your trading experience, financial profile and other criteria. Options carry a high level of risk and are not suitable for all investors.
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE ACCOUNT THAT WILL LET ME JUST TRADE SHIT
WHY DO I NEED TO BE "APPROVED" JUST LET ME GAMBLE MY MONEY AWAY YOU KIKES

>>17970239
What exactly does this mean? Please explain it for a brainlet like me.

>>17970519
>buying anything at this point

its all total collapse from here on out anon

>Ranger Smith: Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking! Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think, if you could just be a regular bear; you know, sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope: you're different, you're SMART, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price! I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. But this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So tell me Yogi, how smart are you now?

Monday is when the world ends

>>17970527
Fuck off nigger

what is going to take for 4channers anons to realize the world is fucked???

>>17970533
just lie you faggot

>>17970533
retards can lose more money than have playing options, and the brokers are on the hook for it. so they're not going to let every retard play the game, just most of them.

>>17970466
I'm going to see how it goes Monday, hopefully oil wars will continue.
I know I'll never get it all back, but hopefully I can have my losses only in the 4 digits.

After that, I'm just going to buy pic related and not look at stocks again for another year

>>17970535
if only you knew how bad things really are.

>>17970535
Nothing. It's a boomer stock trading meme

>>17970380
just bought 3k shares of MRO 30 seconds b4 close, and you can't stop me.

>>17970530
leftypol is cancer
/biz/ needs chemo

HOLY SHIT FUTURES WE 18K NOW

>>17970484
Buying
Shorting/Panic selling

>>17970262
Why would buy now lmao in what world are we bouncing? How do you bulls not see the country is literally shutting down?

I have tons of SPY puts and made a ton of money, but I can only feel sadness...

>>17970535
Panic is what it means.
Pure unadulterated panic.

5/15 180p SPY for 670 after hours.
I think we're in serious fucking trouble.

>>17970556
ahahaha

>>17970533
am i supposed to just lie about my experience or is that illegal? i just want to try trading stonks/futures/options
>>17970551
i see, are there any repercussions about lying to them?

>>17970543
Tick tock piggie
I bet your not even petty lmao

>>17970542
Oh no... The Tree of Life!! EVA-01 is going berserk!!

>>17970535
"shit's fucked yo"

iron hands for today, we'll see how this continues

>>17970554
Should have got some DWT before close, assuming we are even allowed to trade on monday.

>>17970591
There are not any repercussions, as far as I know.

>>17970591
I lied and selected the years of experience option. First time trading a week ago kek

>>17970564
I didn't mean trump, I meant the prince of Saudi arabia. I still would choose trump. But biden will win now.

>>17970591
the options police will knock down your door and tyrone will fuck you in the ass

MUMUS ABSOLUTELY BTFOD

>>17970540
>tfw I sold my stocks at the very top today (into red sadly) only to await the coughpocalypse and buy back 2x the stock quantity.

>>17970605
all my money is tied up, I can't buy shit right now until I sell this shitbag I have bolted onto my hand

You know the "Ron paul - Its happening" meme?

Has it sunk in that that THE 'happening' is currently happening

>>17970657
Yes

Scale 1-10, how retarded am I?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .45% today, still a little green on a day that was a lot moar frightening than I thought it'd be. This might blow out my theory on end of month pump, unsettling. Expect virus to get a lot worse soon, back in hedge ;_;
This week we're going to the Romano's in Vancouver, British Columbia!

>>17969290
Europoor here. I just bought the dip. Some good, high-divident companies. There seems to be pretty good support near where the price is on my country's market. Now that there's a cure and everything's down by a third, certainly I won't get blown out on monday, right?

>>17970612
Did the exact same thing and I immediately lost 3k only to make it today with SQQQ. Still down a couple hundred. This shit is worse than gambling

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

>>17970571
you got it :D

THE COUNTRY IS SHUTTING DOWN. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE EASIEST SHORT OF YOUR LIVES. YOU WILL NEVER GET SUCH A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY AGAIN EVEN IF YOU LIVE TO BE 100. HOW COULD ANYBODY HAVE BEEN LONG WITH A PANDEMIC SPREADING LIKE WILDFIRE ACROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD HOLY SHIT YOU BULLS ARE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING RETARDED

>>17970677
GPRO!!!!!!

O Bull! My Bull! Our fearful trip is done;
The market has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The bottom is near, opening bells I hear, the investors all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady Dow, the traders grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the bottom my Bull does lie,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Bull! My Bull! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the SQQQ is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you green candles and ribbon'd bailouts—for you the trade floor a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager calls a-buying;
Here Bull! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the bottom,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Bull does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The trading day is o’er safe and sound, its puts all sold and done;
Circuit breakers tripped, the market slipped, comes in with bottom won;
Exult, O investors, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the bottom my bull does lie,
Fallen cold and dead.

>>17970657
>>17970669
Fucking finally desu

>>17970679
I bought the dip, hope it pays out

>>17970679
It’s all bad.
What’s your hedge?

Bought a lot more pep and ko and feeling pretty dumb.
Added more FNGD SOXS SRTY SDOW

What will it be boys?

A U shaped or L shaped recession?

>>17970687
>divident
dividend*

>>17970592
why are you leftist even on /biz/ to start with? goddamn you people are like roaches

>>17970687

bought puts right before close, how fucked am I?

Are we at the "Lehman Moment", past it or is that yet to come?

>>17970703
The first two were free.

>>17970714
I came to laugh at you.

>>17970380
Bought the USO dip but portfolio's more on GUSH and UWT

Retards think this crash will hold for long. We won't go sub 19000, we'll crab to 20k by the end of the month then extreme bullish recovery on April.

>>17970729
Right there with you anon I think Monday is going to be bloody red

>>17970591
JUST LIE BRO LOL
I TOLD THEM I'M AN EXPERIENCED OPTIONS TRADER THIS MORNING AHAHAH NIGGA I'VE BEEN ON /BIZ/ 3 WEEKS THATS IT AHAHAHAHAHA

>>17970712
I shaped depression :3

>>17970240
delusional
>>17970371
this

>>17970704
I appreciate u

>>17970358
Senpai thank God we are getting some Trump Bux soon. I mean this wasn't a devastating loss but all of a sudden there isn't that chunk of funds to play with. My plan going forward is to slowly accumulate SPY and 2x leveraged bull etfs like SPUU so that when the bull does return they can really shine like back in the good old days.

>>17970738
you'll know when it happens

>>17970740
I'm in SQQQ and DWT bitch boy.
Go ahead and look at those tickers for me.

>>17970555
It's all a meme until you realize those boomers look at the signal and think exactly the same way: SELL SELL SELL.
TA is all about the market hivemind. Self-fulfilling prophecies and whatnot.

>>17970239
>2016 levels next week,
>2008 next month

>>17970712
>recession

Kek.

>>17970712
>he thinks we're coming back

>>17969290
Crawling in my skin

>>17970740
Remember to not drool too much on the keyboard, retard.

>>17970704
HOLY BASED

>>17970687
nope. Enjoy becoming a millionaire on monday

>>17970711
largely SPDN, don't like using much leverage when markets are so uncertain

>>17970742
UWT is liquidating as GUSH is reverse split

>>17970714

>>17970740
Based
>>17970767
>>17970779
Cringe

>>17970677
OH NO NOT MY 500 DOLLARONIS

embrace boboism

>>17970687
>cure
Oh you mean the one that might maybe work and can make you blind and deaf? That cure?

Illinois is now under lockdown mode.

It's fucking happen.

>>17970698
Yes but what to short? Seems like everything has dropped so much is there really that much more to come? What companies or ETFs should a person buy puts on? The premiums are starting to get really expensive. I've got some April 17th SPY 100 PUTS but other than that I'm not sure what else to do

>>17970801
>>17970805
wouldn't it be more le ebic to watch this from reddit?

>china creates virus
>russia starts oil war
>this deletes the stock market progress during trumps time
>the biggest bull run of all time just gets deleted, it was just fake pumped the entire time
this was all planned all along

>>17970554
>buying F(ud)
explain your reasoning son.

>>17970801
You know you can profit of the line going down, right?

>>17970820
Housing Bubble, Dotcom Bubble, Trump Bubble

>>17970834
yeah no shit dude

>>17970823
diversifying, pretty much

>>17970783
Millionaire in turkish currency that is

>>17970820
things like that can't be planned, outbreaks are chaotic

please for the love of fucking god pump on Monday. Today was supposed to be green, that means Monday will be green, right? haha

>>17970846
Why aren't you then?

O DEATH
O DEEEAATHH
WONT YOU SPARE ME OVER ANOTHER YEAAARR

>>17970838
first they fuck up america with the whole "fraud" presidency, then at the end of it, they fuck up the whole market and put america in the shitter once more
just lmao

>>17970810
>1/1000 or millionth chance
Yeah, that one.

>>17970838
>implying orange man will have the honor of naming this bubble after himself
This will be called the Corona Bubble and you will like it.

>>17970881
>maybe it works, maybe it doesn't
>maybe it kills you maybe it doesn't

>>17970876
No wealth no land no silver or gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul

>>17970874
I am, you cliphead. I'm here to watch the line go down.

>>17970863
>things like that can't be planned, outbreaks are chaotic

>>17970874
Because he's still manage to lose money like a fucking idiot. If he walked the walk instead of being an underage leftypol scumbag he'd profit off this dying jew system.

>>17970813
>April 17th SPY 100 PUTS

>>17970899
Aspirin can kill you too, dude.

>>17970903
Oh really you little wannabe communist bitch boy? What positions are you in?

>>17970936
your mom lmao

>Worst crash after 2001 was -4.5%
>we literally went down -4.55% today

Dirty commies and libtards are crashing the market so they can make President Trump look bad.

>>17970930
So can investing half your net worth in oil stocks ask me how I know

>>17970915
Already making money on it lol

>>17970838
>Housing Bubble, Dotcom Bubble, Trump Bubble

Donald J. Hoover

So for any faggots who browse reddit, are suicide hotline threads popping up on their /biz/ equivalents? nothing gets me harder than normies killing themselves over imaginary numbers on a chart.

>>17970834
i profit spiritually watching this shit go down

>>17970903
Wish you were able to watch the ocean become bigger beneath you.

>>17970885
The America Axe
The Bobo Bubble
The Corona Crash
The Drumpf Dive

>>17970945
Little pencil neck commie bitch boy don't have the balls to make money in the bear market.

A FUCKING BAT

Market will go down Monday and break 18k on the DOW, first circuit breaker tripped. Then rise plus 500 by the end of the day because Trump will announce either this Sunday or the press conference Monday that bailouts are coming. It is going to crab again, screencap.

>>17970834
Brainlet here, what is the most optimal way profit off this shit tanking?

Post your positions

I also have $40 of USO

>>17970969
I'm literally profitting from this shit going down. It's way better.

>>17970978
>Wish you were able to watch the ocean become bigger beneath you.

WTF does this even mean?

>>17969634
IDK you kinda talk like a fag

>>17970820
The reason why the virus isn't manmade is because it would be easier to find a cure. In this case nature fucked us over as hard as possible since there's only been 2 or 3 recorded coronaviruses in history

>>17970969
We all do. Even those of us losing money. Id lose it all gladly to see boomers die bankrupt for what they have allowed this country to become. It pleases me greatly. USA will become fascist soon.

>>17970994
I think Monday will be a bloodbath as well.

I made 20 bux today.

>>17971006
>SNSS
nice, you should buy LCI and GALT as well, round out the memefolio

>>17970834
I'm just gonna accept imminent death
the red line gives me some respite

>>17970813
you should have been short 2 months ago, anon. This was extremely obvious to anybody paying attention. Now everyone knows so small fish are getting priced out. I don't see how we bounce. At all. It's going to be another weekend of
>more closures
>stricter quarantines
>more people sick
>more people dead
>panic inducing headlines

How do we not go lower?

>>17970986
might be a pencil neck but at least i ain't a pencil dick

What if I just buy a bunch of cheapies and just hold for months and not look at my portfolio at all?

Tfw making stupid amounts of money on puts while faggot communists stay poor

>>17971021
Look at the picture, brainlet.

Summer is going to be fun right?

>>17971054
Either way you'll probably cut it off to become a tranny

from BZ newswire:
Traditional sports leagues have crumbled beneath the COVID-19 outbreak. Cancellations have left athletes and organizations aimless, and many of them are turning toward esports to fill the void. By creating brand new virtual events, players can continues their seasons straight from the safety of their homes.
The response to these new esports leagues have been tremendous, and streaming viewership has escalated. With esports popularity rising due to the outbreak, non-endemic outlets are capitalizing on the potential viewership by offering televised events.


Gamers rise up!

>>17971068
>Look at the picture, brainlet.

Sorry, I don't speak /pol/tard. Maybe you can try explaining your drivel in English?

>>17971054
Benis xd w

>>17971041
I could see some green if indeed Italy passes its peak this weekend as mathematical models predict. US can't get that much worse than it is now in terms of FUD because the two most important States are already shut down

>>17971021
Jesus

ITS STILL DROPPING AFTER HOURS
GUYS IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO GET WORRIED
ISNT THIS ENOUGH BOBO? CMON MAN

>>17971084
this was a fun back and forth, anon, i appreciate it.

just don't believe in anyone, senpai

>>17971066
How do I do puts and calls? I am a newfag to investing so just been buying, selling, and shorting every day since March started with a 5k stack. Already up to 8.2k, but can't help feeling I could be making more money. That and the fact I can't daytrade is killing me inside.

>>17970742
Really bad move anon... usually after reverse splits it drops like crazy probably back into pennies so you could lose a lot of money.

>>17971089
This post really oogas my boogas

>>17971036
That's about how I lost today.

IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW, YOU TAKE AWAY THE BIGGEST PART OF ME

WOOOOUUUUUUOOOOO OOUUHOOOOO OOUUUUU OOUU PLEASE DONT GOOOW

DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND
>DELTA SUSPENDS BUYBACKS AND DIVIDEND

>>17970987
The hero we deserve

>>17971065
Sounds responsible—go all in on puts instead

I'll keep buying cheapies I think

>>17971119
Maybe if you stop posting and lurk you might not be a broke poorfag who has to resort to communist politics because of his own failures.

>>17971097
Retard, if you're thrown out of a chopper, what's beneath you will grow larger and larger as you fall.

>>17969290
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

>>17969290
Medium and long term calls on JNUG will make you rich

>>17971137
Feel bad for you mumu.

>consider listening to music
>realize the sound of CNBC doom is much more soothing

Who else here /comfy/

>>17971143
OH NO NO NO NO NO
THEY WANT THAT BAILOUT BAD

>>17971104
>Jesus

I figured you probably couldn't, faggot. Why don't you wobble your fat ass back to the Incel paradise that is /pol/. I'm sure they're missing their retard very much.

Bears are gonna get rekt on monday.

>>17970906
>>17970863
>literally man made viruses can't be planned, they are chaotic

>>17970820
Honestly, all these things at once are legitimately an economic attack. Russia and Saudi are fucking ass holes for having a major pissing contest in the middle of an epidemic. I guess the old U S of A is going to have to slap the shit out of a few commies.

>>17970554
I’m sorry... but you are retarded

GO UNDER 19k YOU FUCKING TEASING WHORE FUCKING DO IT I DARE YOU

>>17971180
here's some good doomprog fren
https://youtu.be/6OmLrp3YcKU

>>17971222
Are we looking at the same funny line anon?

>SPY keeps dropping afterhours

>>17971103
>US can't get that much worse than it is now in terms of FUD because the two most important States are already shut down
I'm biased because I'm holding puts, but honestly I think you are just wrong about this. 2 states have loose lockdowns, 48 more to go. Hospitals haven't even really started filling up yet. Wait until people are dying because they can't get a respirator. There is so much more fud to come. Italy hit the most deaths in a 24 span of any country so far today. They are still climbing. Perhaps they peak this weekend? Idk how that indicates the worst is over though, the government is operating under the assumption that this goes on for 18 months

>>17971189
Holy shit, you fucks really are brain dead.

>>17971221
you're not sorry
if you were, you would have followed that up with explaining why.
All you did was insult someone to make yourself feel superior.

>>17971245
This one?

>>17971189
>>17971097
look another communist loser shitting up /biz/ who happens to be a poorfag with no financial positions, what a surprise

>>17971260
>Holy shit, you fucks really are brain dead.

That's pretty rich coming from a /pol/tard.

>>17971195
Dax is going to be halved soon

>>17971195
>implying anyone in their right minds would leave positions open after today.

>>17971189
Get fucked leftypol

>>17971273
what stocks do you own buddy?

>>17971269
That's closed. Look at futures.

>>17971271
>look another communist loser shitting up /biz/ who happens to be a poorfag with no financial positions, what a surprise

Seethe harder, /pol/fag.

Recycle

>>17969343
>>17969343
>>17969343

>>17971155
nice cheapies. I dunno about cruise liners though

>>17970677
What decisions did you make prior to buying those stocks?

>>17971189
>the kike's feelings were once hurt so bad by an online image board that he allows it to live rent free in his head

>>17971294
>what stocks do you own buddy?

All of them, /pol/tard. Keep seething.

>>17971041
Yes I agree but I'm not sure what to get into anymore other than SQQQ really that's all I can think of

>>17971300
which stocks do you have in your portfolios right now sweetie?

>>17971341
it's almost like you are completely full of shit or something

>>17970310
>Furloughed from work
>Now spend all day autistically watching the markets

I'm up about 22k as of the close but I'm so fucking tired.

>>17971259
No I think you're right. We will see a couple more limit down days when CNN starts running tape of ICU hallways overflowing with bodies.

>>17971298
Ah shit just realised I was looking at a paper trading account where prices are delayed because I’m too young to open a margin and don’t have the money to make any actual positions.

>>17971300
Nobody likes you faggots. We all already know you faggots like to come here everytime the market tanks and pretend like capitalism is dying and like it's an accomplishment because you faggots have no personal accomplishments because you don't live meaningful lives to begin with. Just go back and cry with your little commie faggots about how mean we are while the men make money here.

>>17971333
Checked and based

>>17971383
Thank you for stating my feelings succinctly.

>>17970885
>~~Corona~~ Chinese Bubble

>>17971428

>>17971268
Hey man, I’m sorry that you lost 5 figures. But having that revenge mindset will only lose you more money. Not to mention the fact you bought all into the largest and quickest dip of all time. You have to wait for at least signs of a bottom and DCA in. You will lose more money. Losing money sucks, trust me I know. But desperately trying to make it back won’t work. You need to kill emotion not inflame it. I wish you good luck anon. God bless.

at this point i refuse to believe there is even 1 singe reasonable bull around us, mumuposting for the giggles perhaps

>>17971628
Boomers are STILL overallocated equities and have been "buying the dip". This thing is going to crater when the real capitulation starts.

Fuck, I was enjoy this at first but now I'm starting to worry about my job security.

>>17971279
h....hot...
t.leftypol

>>17971021
>5 min later
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>17970269
On monday you'll eat your fucking words

>>17972344
Monday is going to be positive. Nobody held onto their shorts on the downturn, no hedging to bolster an inevitable loss. Monday is going to be pure utter crab market. At best you will have an initial crash which will recover after. Tuesday will be the bloodbath.