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18029375 No.18029375[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What new careers will emerge in the new isolation driven economy?

>> No.18029398

>>18029375
I'll get a career emerging in that asshole if you know what I mean

>> No.18029479

>>18029375

>Camwhoring becomes a proper, respectable career
>'Cam talk' services offering classes, psychological treatment and other kinds of what used to be physical meetings become commonplace
>Home office coaching to train millions in building workspaces at home and organizing virtual meetings with several people
>Streaming services grow until surpassing sports, esports are now basically sports

Keep in mind those changes demand not only social isolation economics but also the almost full replacement of boomers in management positions so that companies can actually carry onto digital for good.

>> No.18029515

>>18029375
Executioners!

>> No.18029639

>>18029375

AMAZON WAREHOUSE SLAVE

>> No.18029699

>>18029375
VR boom likely

>> No.18029806

>>18029699
No think it's done.

>> No.18029839
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>>18029375

Subsistence farmer
Sharecropper
Grave digger
Factory child slave
Moonshiner
Mask-tailor
Tech Librarian
Data Neo-Scavenger
Bicycle Courier
Militiaman-at-arms for hire
Postman
Retail Gold/Sliver exchange trader

>> No.18029931

No idea what the fuck you are talking about I just come on this board to see the sexy pics

>> No.18029983
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>> No.18030007

>>18029375

THOT MURDERERS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18030060

Tons of money to be made in remotely setting up VPNs for boomers. Also tons of money to be stolen by bruting your neighbors WiFi and seeing what work related shit is exposed on his home network

>> No.18030089

Hello e-thot my old friend
I've come to fap to you again
to a vision of you nude, streaming
I dump my seed watching you sleeping
and the feelings of regret and coomer shame,
still remains.

After the sound of cooming.

In restless nights I coom alone
with eight porn tabs on my cellphone.
'Neath the pale-glow of my phone screen
Traps and trannies, cuckolds, B-B-C
until my eyes are red from the six hour pornofest --
I return to rest.

Soothed by the sound of cooming.

>> No.18030142

>>18030060
How do I brute force my way into my boomer neighbors on my block?

>> No.18030424

>>18030089
fuckin banger m8

>> No.18030490

>>18029839
based if that pic is you

>> No.18031436

>>18030089
Kino

>> No.18031652

>>18029839
>Militiaman-at-arms for hire
I really hope I can be a mercenary at some point.

>> No.18031915

>>18029398
I think I have an inkling of what you're trying to say.

>> No.18032206

>>18029375
There isn't going to be an isolation-driven economy. Know how I know that? Basic human psychology. Humans don't like being cooped up inside all day. They need face-to-face interaction or they get depressed. As soon as Coronavirus is over, people are going to start interacting with each other in the meat world once again, because it's a basic fucking human need.

>> No.18032281

>>18029375
LOTS of prostitutes and waitresses and bargirls will flood the thot market as they have no other marketable skills. Much more competition = much lower prices for personalized porn.

Thots will soon do really degrading stuff for very little money.

>> No.18032301

>>18029375
I really want to smell a woman’s asshole.

>> No.18032310
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>>18029375
God shes perfect

>> No.18032329

>>18032301
It smells like shit unfortunately

>> No.18032333

>>18032206
not really
I haven't had any face-to-face interaction with anyone for over a year, and I love it

>> No.18032342
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>>18032206
your word in god's ear

>> No.18032371

>>18032206
In 6-9 months. By then,

A: our money is inflated to worthless by keeping all the walk in shops afloat

B: 85% of restaurants, bars, clubs, brothels, ice cream parlors will be bust

>> No.18032390

>>18029375
Cannibal

>> No.18033949

>>18032329
lier

>> No.18034008

>>18029375
god just imagine taking a whiff of that ass

>> No.18034077

>>18029375
Ass sniffer

>> No.18034131

>>18029839
Best reply

>> No.18034210

>>18032310
>she

>> No.18034359
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>>18030089
uhm... hello, based department? I'll help with the acoustics

>> No.18034569

>>18029375
I was to wear that ass as a hat

>> No.18034743

>>18029375
>BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.18034759

>>18034743
This.

>> No.18034775
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>>18030089

Someone record this.

>> No.18034776

>>18029375
Exam proctors

>> No.18035391 [DELETED] 
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>>18030089
>>18034775
say no more
https://vocaroo.com/hdJQsT5Ve7D

>> No.18035726

>>18035391
Did you make that?

>> No.18035769

>>18029375
Neet Advisor

>> No.18035804

>>18035769
You telling me I'll finally have a job?

>> No.18035912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0SmFrc1TEQ

>> No.18035947

https://vocaroo.com/hdJQsT5Ve7D

>> No.18036014
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>>18030089
>>18035726
Vocaroo fucked up something with the bitrate, this one is properly 320kbps
https://vocaroo.com/m5yyRyXS41l
>>18035912
kek I thought about doing it this way

>> No.18036031

>>18029375

Peasant and keeper of the stool

>> No.18036056

>>18029398

You'll get a career as a turd?

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>>18030007

If only you had gotten quads.

>> No.18036101

>>18032333

Anon, you are depressed.

>> No.18036132

>>18036014

Amazing, anon you are based and cumpilled.

>> No.18036224

>>18029375
Geriatric temp agency

>> No.18036243

>>18036014
>https://vocaroo.com/m5yyRyXS41l

unbelievably blessed thread.

>> No.18036368

>>18036014
this is my first comment on 4chan since 2013
there is still beauty in this wretched world. thank you

>> No.18036693
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>>18036014
fucking art am in tears man

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>>18029375
I'd pay to eat a turd directly from her ass

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>>18036368
have a (you) after all those years fren, happy to deliver some joy

>> No.18036887

>>18036014
very nice, thank you fren

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>>18036014
Where were you when anon dropped the sound of cooming?
I was there man.

I was there, man.

>> No.18037040

>>18036014
OH LORD
we have been blessed

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>>18036014