/biz/ - Business & Finance

That looks like some healthy, sustainable growth. Time to buy /biz/, its definitely not too late and the market definitely wont crash anymore, the orange man told me so :^)

How is this even possible? Everything is closed until Easter which is a week or 2. Things are getting worse everyday and now you have more nothing burger Magatards saying it’s nothing because daddy trump says so. This is a quick fix to a already long term situation.

>>18074841
Literealy all rises in the past 2 weeks has been fed niggers bering and all of the dips are the normal market operating

It's just a matter of time till the fed can't keep up anymore and then we get chaos

JUST BUY THE DIP, BRO!

>>18074641
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18074841

It won't be Easter. State governors won't be loosening the rains until mid-late April earliest.

>>18074939
Honestly I missed my chance to buy dips since I was to fucking scared this shit was going to stay sub 20k for the next month.

>>18074841
IT'S LITERALLY CORPORATIONS DOING BUYBACKS WITH FREE FED MONEY

The market has no real buyers left.

>>18074841
It's "priced in" as a select group of retards like to say.

>>18075080
I was sarcastic, man.
This shit is tragic.
We just entered into a depression.
If i were you, i ll wait a bit.

>>18074641
This is a bull trap right?

/biz/ really is filled with illiterate retards

>>18076795
nope, virus is priced in

Yo... does anyone have the source to a video where its the ohh no no laugh over some youtube trans pride video... lmk thanks.

>>18074664
>ironic post
I'm scared. pls don't joke.

>>18074895
why? FED has infinite amount of cash

>>18075119
please explain to me what happens if the billionaires and big coprs do buy back their stock just to dump it again... Isn't this just proof of a market played by the super rich? but there's no way they can resuscitate it entirely right??

>>18074641
financial markets abhor uncertainty, they have a little more of an idea how this is gonna go down

>>18077003
Go bankrupt
Fed gives you freedombux
You buy your stocks back
Price pumps
You sell your stocks again at the inflated price
Money is back to flowing again

>>18074841

Mania. Delusional speculators. Greed.

>>18077049
It’s an infinite cycle.
They sell, you buy
Pump
Sell
Buy back
...
Profit

>the city of OP

>>18076848
that's a meme

>>18074641
>denial plastered all of this board
better fomo in low and repent your sins before your little amygdala will fomo in high

Based Bill ACKMAN

>>18077069
so you think people will buy back again?? the general seems to be it's gunna collapse hard.

why are we blowing bubbles at a time like this?

>>18074841
>How is this even possible?
Unironically BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18074841
Buy backs with BRRRRRRRRT money

>>18074641
haha green line go up whee

>>18077381
Never did I say they’re going to buy now. Anyone smart would have bought at the all time lows. It was literally stealing candy from a candy warehouse.

>>18074841
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS MY CRASH, 800 "PEOPLE" DIED. WHY WHY WHY

>>18077501
forreealllll.
wtf... why pump. god dammit.
on the brightside if they pump sqqq and sdow will be so cheap.

>>18077468
So we're past the bottom then? I'm really thinking of getting United Airlines but the was $20 and they're nearly $40 now. I missed the bottom.

>>18077630
This is the bearest of all bear markets right now. It's literally saying 'are you ready for the crash of a lifetime?' in stockspeak.

>>18077825
so do i long my shorts?

>>18077825
True but the stimulus will let them ride out the wave.

>>18074664
Of course. Afterall, orange nigger is looking out for me and not his jewish oligarch buddies ;D

>>18074841
It's possible because people with half a brain are starting to realize the "MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DEAD" are not a reality and even Italy is managing to flatten the curve, making the idea of a massive global long term crisis seem stupid.
People are also starting to realize the media is setting a panic tone, it's just unclear if it's intentional or not. They could just be that stupid.

>>18074641
based

>>18077910
it's their last chance to save their ass. this was needed to keep CEO's with liquid in their pockets.
They're not dumb enough to long this. That's why they've been quitting incessantly

It's going to go up again later this week when the stimulus package is passed. Sell after that, before it goes down again over the weekend when US cases pass China's. It'll go down another 5% after that and will probably start stably going up again after that. You're all dweebs.

>>18077996
>even Italy is managing to flatten the curve
Not it hasn't

Trump saying back to work is bringing the market up more than the fed pumping money in. Airlines going up as well because more people flying due to the country opening back up.

Wait until the disease spreads and the case rate explodes. Then the REAL dip will happen.

>>18078633

Case rate being high is good, it means there's more testing available.

>>18074641
More like Down Jones

>stock market rebounds after trump proposes a blood sacrifice to the almighty dow
finance is the same as paganism

>>18074641
haha brrrrrrrr

>>18079017
Blood for the Blood God!

>>18076981
I lived to see hardcore capitalists saying that they want the government to make the problem go away by printing more money.

>>18079106
>Big business looks to the gov for help and handouts during times of crisis
Wow how surprising who could possibly have seen that coming right?

>>18074841
P R I C E D
I N

>>18074641
The brrrrr is too powerful bear bros
give Corona your energy

>>18079196
I'm not talking about business. I'm talking about hardcore some believers I know

>>18075042
>rains

The actual IQ of biz in a post.

>>18078236
thissssssssssssss

>>18074641
leddit

What are the odds it gets close to 29,000 again?

>>18080704
Non-existent

>>18074939
looks like were going back to the good old days

>>18080704
in 2023

>>18074939
This is what scares me

>>18079019
Don't forget

>>18077996
>realize the "MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DEAD" are not a reality and even Italy is managing to flatten the curve, making the idea of a massive global long term crisis seem stupid.
The “solution” is to cage society producing nothing for months.
Do you get that?

It’s not even about the death toll anymore, it’s that the only way to stop “millions of dead” is complete shut down. What the fuck is the market trending up on exactly? What is the good news?
An entire quarter wiped out is a lot worse than a 30% downward hit. The unemployment will skyrocket to unseen levels. The bailouts have only just begun. The trump bux doesn’t even begin to stimulate the economy it’s just barely going to keep people from being homeless.

>>18079017
>blood sacrifice to the almighty dow
>finance is the same as paganism
Did you think Alex was kidding about the elites worshipping Moloch?
This is the endgame my man. They’ve taken all they can and now the only thing in their way is too many people.

bought some 2 and 10 dollar petro stocks
guaranteed 5x multiplier over the next half year

>>18075002

>>18077186
According to the definition of fomo, the bear version of it, is not buying in fear of further dip

>>18076795
>unemployment rising
>infections rising
>NY out of hospital beds
>more lockdowns
>not even seen an earnings report yet

most likely yes, though I wouldn't expect a big drop for unemployment numbers tomorrow, I expect that is mostly priced in

>>18080704
By next year, as long as Trump gets reelected.

>>18081866
lets not forget the 400% debt vs GDP icing on top of this delusional shitfest

>>18081866
Just don't hold FIAT but anything else, problem solved