/biz/ - Business & Finance

first, bitches

second, bitches

Crab today, Bobo back on Monday?

Think I solved the market reality

Ackman soon.

bill "crocodile tears" ackman? what is he going to do? cry again make the market crash again?>>18122113

Mooning downwards today

first for priced in

>>18121972
>Stock Market Genera

>>18121972
>Stock Market Genera

Today is the day bullfags will get too cocky.

>>18122183
Sorry to tell you, it was priced in from the start.

EL PASO CORP BANKRUPTED OIL COMPANY SAY NEXT IN LINE TO BANKRUPCY ARE BANKS FINANCING OIL COMPANIES!

>>18122194
Oh no bullbros!

WHAT is this guys problem?

>>18121972
I'm a bull but the fucking fed pump yesterday is gonna give us a slaughter today

I hate the fed

>>18122017
>SP almost 3% down premarket
>crab

why are you drinking so early in the morning?

yer maw’s yer da n yer da’s yer gran

>>18122214
>I hate the fed for not tanking our economy

>>18122214
The only thing that could make things worse is if the fed pumps again today.

Then we'd be set up for black Monday redux

>>18122214
question is, will it crumble today or will it be another black monday? :D

>>18122233
>implying the market being bought out by the fed is good for the economy

>>18122233
It might affect it a few points but overall, it just makes the volatility worse and the market harder to predict

>>18122215
priced in

The bill will be passed today but muh TSLA is sinking
Noooo
(waiting for it to hit 300)

>>18121972
CNBC hosts tearing each other apart of bill ackman making that profit off his panic speech and corona. Pretty funny.

Aren't commodity companies bad investments because they have no pricing power? Also I never understood why someone would buy Exxon's oil over BP's for example.

>>18122238
Depends on if they pump again.

I'll be so pissed if they do

I assume they aren't that irresponsible tho

LADS, I WANNA KNOW WOT AS HAPPENED TO ME BELOVED GREGGS?

>>18122256
Just like sugar water, they pretend they have better stuff and make people sign contracts

>>18122215
The futures barely hit -2.5

In any case, this bear market isn't going anywhere soon.

>>18122258
>they aren't that irresponsible tho

>>18122258
>I assume they aren't that irresponsible tho
Oh they will try to pump it. If we close green 1% we will be at 20% enough for trump to come out and say its a bull market again.

>>18122276
>now listen here bog i need reassurance that greggs will be a priority

>Bonjour, gentelmen

>>18122284
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

>>18122302
This pitiful insect begs of you 'o lords, please return to your slumber.

>>18122240
That's literally not how that works though but sure.

>>18122244
>volatility literally going down again
I don't think you know what you are talking about because there is a lot that impacts volatility

>>18122306

JEROME GET TO WORK YOU FILTHY NEGRO

priced in

>>18122320
Let me explain what happened.

The market was leveling out and set up for a small drop yesterday then a calm rebound and slow bull run till mid April.

Then the fucking fed artificially pumped the prices up (when they should have stayed the same or fallen slightly)

So instead of the market calming down and returning to normal, we were forced back into a crab pot because orange man gud at market

Please tell me it’s real this tome bobos, my heart can’t take much more disappointment

FUCK JEROME FUCK THE FED

>>18122320
Kek
Look at tvix and vxx

Up 10% after hours

Sink, sink you stupid boat!

>>18122381
I dont know bobro. This could just be a small pull back before continuing to pump another 19% next week. Or we could drop back down and make this the bull trap.

>>18122381
Calm your tits, the previous rallies just proved that we are in a bear market. All the biggest rallies happened during bear markets..

>>18122376
What? Are you serious about this? You realize how long the Fed has pumping the market for a long time now and the volatility spiking literally has more to do with the uncertainty of the market because we are literally telling people not to work because of this pandemic....

>>18122397
I’m just hoping to exit my put at a stomach able loss
>>18122401
Other bear markets didn’t have infinite money cheats

>>18122386
So? They were trading 10% premarket yesterday and continued to fall before the markets opened until they closed on -10%

>>18122406
And we can't even agree on it either. Some states are on lockdown, and others are business as usual. And even Trump is trying to say we should be going back to work by easter, which would just lead to second waves of infections

>>18122364
Why are they saying priced in when the consensus for the unemployed number was 1.5million and it turned out to be 3.2million? The most bearish estimate was 3 million and it exceeded it, then fucking market wen up. wtf

>>18122413
Infinite money can be.... priced in.

>>18122406
>He thinks the market is less affected by trillions of fed dollars than by n33ts buying and selling AMD from Mom's basement

The S&P, NASDAQ and NYSE all followed the same exact trajectory yesterday morning because of the Fed.

I've called ever drop and every green day since the first bug drop.

If the fed doesn't pump today, we're gonna have another black Monday on our hands.

Pray for a red day lads

>>18122258
>I assume they aren't that irresponsible tho
You haven't even seen jerome's ultimate pump

>>18122430
It wasnt priced in. The fed just pumped it. Those particularly flat gain days are from the fed.

>>18122432
Infinite money being priced in is already priced in, we saw that yesterday at close

>>18122430
The fucking Fed pumped the markets

>>18122427
Because not all areas face the same amount of risk like California and New York which have like +90% of the US corona virus infections and death. Risking hyperinflation and irreversible destroying the economy is more retarded, I'm sorry to disagree with you here.

Well ONTX beat earnings and the drug testing is right on track. Now just wait for P3 results to come out. I'm ready with my green bag wide open, 1.6 x 12600, should fill it up nicely.

>>18122413
Do as you wish, weak hands never make it.

>>18122442
>>18122459
How?

>>18122277
Sugar water is bought by consoomers enslaved by brand loyalty whereas oil is strictly B2B.

>>18122479
Holy fuck seething bears BTFO

>>18122439
>If the fed doesn't pump today, we're gonna have another black Monday on our hands.
That's not how that works but ok. Regardless the fed has been pumping this market daily now, what makes you think they would stop in the middle of a crisis?

>>18122442
>>18122459
>muh fed
cope. it's all priced in

>>18122479
They purchase ETFs

>>18122494
Any evidence for this?

>>18122406
At this point I just skim over the posts that don't compact four lines into a paragraph desu.

Also have you guys seen this?
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-members-race-back-washington-amid-fears-2-trillion-bill-n1170051

https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1243180243696996356

>Massie told 55 KRC radio Thursday morning he plans to reject the coronavirus relief bill— which includes one-time $1,200 checks to certain individuals and $367 billion in loans and grants to small businesses — due to concerns over spiking the national debt, the Courier Journal reported.

>The virus has mutated and now kills 70% of the infected
>Major cities worldwide have descended in to total anarchy, widespread looting, killing and raping
>Future of human civilization in danger
>Stocks go up

feels good to have everything priced in

>>18122497
https://www.barrons.com/articles/why-the-federal-reserve-is-now-buying-etfs-51585076254
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-26/a-credit-etf-cynic-claims-a-victory-and-says-he-s-still-shorting
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_fedsbalancesheet.htm

Is this faggot right about anything?

>>18122500
Remember Atlantic City?
If someone will bankrupt the US then it's this guy

>>18122215
premarket is priced in, my nigger

>>18122508
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18122500
This is what really is going to spike volatility, the fact our politicians can't agree long enough to help the country instead of just giving themselves money...

>>18122508
It was calculated in the price

>>18122517
How does the fed buying bond etfs effect equities?

>>18122508
it's priced in

>>18122534
What does that imply?

>>18122500
Fuck him, I want my 2400 damnit!!

>>18122541
>>18122538
thanks

>>18122488
Kek

They said they were gonna do it.

I know you have some major fantasy about how the markets work and I wish it was the way things really are, but we live a clown society.

Yes the uncertainty of the ramifications of the virus cause the initial drop but you can see where the Fed pumps the market (buys securities).

Trump had them pump the market that Friday afternoon he spoke and we closed up so he looked like a market god or something.

Then the Fed pumped when the initial testing numbers came in to cushion the blow and then the Fed pumped yesterday to stop the drop from the unemployment numbers.

It doesn't seem proper because it isn't.
It doesn't seem fair because it isn't.
But it *IS* happening

>>18122508
70% of population dead is actually bullish

what do these two have in common?

>>18122535
Drive market prices up obv
Placing billions of buy orders drives prices up if you can believe it

>>18122508
Absolutely priced in

Priced in priced in priced in priced in

OH NO COCKYBROS WE GOT CRABBISH

>>18122320
>That's literally not how that works though but sure.

yeah, nice try shlomo. that is LITERALLY how that works.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/23/fed-announces-a-slew-of-new-programs-to-help-markets-including-open-ended-asset-purchases.html

>>18122471
I agree not all areas have the same risk, but people are fucking retarded and this will spread unless people take it seriously. Which they are not. I live in California and some people are taking it seriously, meanwhile others aren't.
>nonstop we're being told stay 6 feet apart and to not gather in groups more than 10 people
>grocery stores have people standing next to each other looking through items, or fighting over ones like toilet paper
>people standing right next to each other in line
>instead of being indoors they're trying to go out and get errands done
The thing is, people travel even when they know they shouldn't. It's like those retard students who went on spring break in Miami, knowing they shouldn't party but they did anyway and there were confirmed cases. The same also applies to retard tourists who are still going to hot spots. Hell, they had to shut down beach parking here to get retards to stop going to the beach and potentially infecting each other

>going to get a dividend for SPXU
thanks, I guess

>>18122557
THEY GO BRRRRRRTTTZZZ

>>18122520
>become CEO of a company, bankrupt it, blame someone else, and repeat
>become President of a country, bankrupt it, blame someone else, and repeat???

>>18122508
>the president is coughing up blood on live broadcasts, telling the american people that the virus will kill us all within days
>Dave and Busters stock breaks $100 a share

>>18121972
Hey gais, I just found the coolest of concepts, from

>The Programme of the NSDAP and its General Conceptions by Gottfried Feder (z-lib.org)

SOCIETY WIDE PROFIT SHARING

IF YOUR COMPANY HAS A PROFIT. USE IT TO LOWER THE PRICE OF YOUR GOODS

SO THAT EVERYONE CAN BENEFIT

HOW BUTTHURT ARE YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THIS CONCEPT?

Pre market data is gonna end up -0.10% before open then when it opens we're gonna get +3% and buy the end of the day we'll have 5%+

>$5 trillion feb balance sheet.
Totally bullish guys!

>>18122557
https://youtu.be/LENv3L_zbjg

>+1,048,705
+1 trillion in a week
My god

can you trade options on any stocks that have risen/fallen dramitcally in a short amount of time? it seems they more often than not retrace, under certain conditions. i've been working on this strategy for a while and i've got it sussed. so for example if a $100mil MC company goes 100% in a day, is it possible to buy puts before the close? or does the market know its more than likely to retrace(and therefore no options available)

>>18122548
>It doesn't seem proper because it isn't.
>It doesn't seem fair because it isn't.
>But it *IS* happening
Yeah because letting a pandemic crash the economy with irrational fear is fair.

>>18122570
Our state (KY) has been extremely lucky. 248 cases but just 5 dead. Gov's been great at acting promptly to limit the spread. But some assholes actually threw a virus themed party, yeah.. needless to say be careful what you wish for cause one dude has it now.

>>18122557
Both are key tools of the Pax Judea

>>18122578
Except he was playing with his own money and his company is privately owned.

Different than publicly owned corps getting fucked.

Also, he almost matched the stock market gains by building businesses in a highly competitve industry instead of investing.

Remember that you don't get a fat paycheck by investing whereas a business pays you and it's employees.

He's an asshole but an absolute business Chad.

>>18122578
I really think he will manage to pull this off
TRUMP 2020

>>18122566
>03/23/2020
Oof, yeah so starting 4 days ago. I guess all those pumps before must have been fake too!

>>18122614
Get the fuck out you stupid commie

I bet there's a fucking bread line you could be standing in right now

THE TOILET PAPER SHORTAGES WERE ALREADY PRICED IN

Why the fuck dow's isn't at 15k yet?

About to start investing. 10k leaf dollarettes. ETF and Indexes mostly to start.
Am I going to make it?

>>18122570
Maybe that's just Cali but in Texas I see people taking it pretty seriously. Most stores I have been to have put like blue tape on the ground in lines to mark the social distance between people. I think Cali needs to really get its shit togethet.

>>18122658
At what fucking speed do these people buy the TP?
That must be maserati-tier speed. Even the camera couldn't catch it. It's all choppy

>>18122676
if you buy SDOW you just might

>>18122680
This is Australia rn

>>18122676
Lmao , why the fuck are you investing now when it's about to crash?

>>18122620
People have this weird idea that they're somehow immune from all this. Not that they have immunity to the virus, but that they're just certain that they won't get it, and it's just being exaggerated. I work at a ups store and we're deemed essential to stay open since people have mailboxes with us or might need to ship out medical supplies.
More than half of the people coming in all this week and last week have been nothing but amazon returns. I ended up taking a leave from work because I don't want to risk catching it and spreading it to my family, because I wouldn't be surprised at all if some idiot who knows they should quarantine themselves comes in to do a fucking amazon return.

One of my coworkers even flat out said if he got it he would just hide it so he could keep working

>>18122694
Why do you think that? Everyone on CNBC is saying any possible downside is already priced in and we're about to surge into a new bull market.

hmmmmmmmmm

>>18122709
Go ahead goy , no one's stopping you.

Pomp it.

>>18122709
Because bearfags here have gone full doomer and expect a 35% drop any day now.

>>18122698
Hard to hide it when you're pneumonic and suffocating in hospital on a ventilator

>>18122548
Its just a game, pumping the market with money covered by the taxpayer so the big boys can exit, then they'll let it drop and buy back in at the bottom.
Basically every crash since the dawn of the century.

>>18122676
Buy on Monday

It's gonna crash today or Monday because the fucking Fed pumped yesterday

>>18122698
Hiding from others because you're afraid for yourself. Fucking quit your wagie job pussy, and let a real hero do your role during a time of crisis. Or maybe post about the stock market and keep this shit reserved for /cvg over on /pol

Boris Johnson has corona!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18122208
>sign out
>can see his tweets again
What's the point of this?
Wouldn't it make more sense for blocking to simply remove the ability to communicate?

>>18122715
why is there no date on this chart?

>>18122694
>about to crash
>about to start putting money into the market
So, perfect time? If bottom is soon my timing may be perfect. If bottom was a few days ago, I'm only slightly late.
Enjoy missing out.

>>18122763
>FED pumped 3 days in a row*

Boris Johnson has corona. Rip FTSE.

Boris Johnson is pozzed

>>18122677
My store also put the tape down, but half the people aren't abiding by it. Hell, the other day a guy got in line directly behind a woman instead of 6 feet away and she told him to move back and he wouldn't. Some people think they're above it.
>>18122680
People have no choice but to run for the toilet paper now. It's going to be like this for a while
>hoarders stocked up on toilet paper already to either resell, or just to keep in the house
>people who saw the hoarders stock up either laughed at them, or decided to buy a little extra themselves
>stores completely wiped out of toilet paper
>customers panic worrying they won't be able to get any
>line up the next day before the store opens
>store opens and people rush in, buying way more than they need, clearing out the isle within minutes
>even if they have more in the back the workers won't stock it because they don't want to get mauled down by a crowd trying to take it off them before they put it on the shelf
>constantly seeing empty toilet paper shelves now makes anyone who happens to get their on time buy a shitload extra
It's a repeating cycle. It's scarce because people hoard it, and people hoard it because it's scarce.

FTSE is down again. hope you didn't buy like an idiot

>>18122769
because 2020 won't appear in 1987 and 1987 wont appear in 1929 retard

>>18122767
BOBO’S BACK BABY

Look at that Zambian yield
woah
lmao

Face it bearfags. Every possible eventuality that could hurt the market has already been priced in. You have nothing left.

>>18122729
I know it's a game but the retards in these threads act like it's not

If you haven't doubled you money this last month, you shouldn't be allowed to Post

>Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

>>18122725
Yeah because millions of unemployed, thousands dead , economy halted with the cure in sight is fucking bullish.
>>18122771
If you could handle the risk and could hold for several years then sure, you can start investing weekly.

BORIS HAS CORONA LOL

>>18122727
The irony is I know a doctor working up in Seattle and he is saying people are avoiding the hospitals all together. He had a same day appointment with a woman about her hip when that literally would have taken weeks to schedule. I honestly think people are getting hung up on the worst case scenarios.

>>18122132
stay mad bull boi

>>18122768
He's a total faggot. I didn't even insult him or anything I just said he got a few calls wrong lately. Then his faggot followers started shitting on me and he blocked me. That's why all the comments on his tweets are positive. Watched his free show yesterday and it was absolute gibberish with him bragging about his 'institutional clients'. Who the fuck are they?

>>18122775
>>18122777
link now

>>18122764
>let a real hero scan in those amazon returns goy
I am letting someone else do it. I'm not afraid for myself, I'm afraid for my elderly grandparents who I have a potential of passing it onto if a customer infects me.

>>18122763
Likely the plan. Working today as I am essential, unlike nearly evey waste of human life here.
Weekend is for setting up WS and final research into where the money is going to be put.

>>18122767
not sure how this will affect the stock prices, since everyone has already gave up on bongistan, simple as

No! Boris has iti love boris

>>18122813
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

>>18122813
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

Also how the fuck does boris johnson have coronavirus but Trump doesn't?

>>18122767
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
>It's real
HOLY

>>18122805
>Yeah because millions of unemployed, thousands dead , economy halted with the cure in sight is fucking bullish.
It's bullish as long as our government can agree on a fucking stimulus package but at this point I'm betting they won't.

>>18122826
bullish

>>18122788
>>18122788
>because 2020 won't appear in 1987 and 1987 wont appear in 1929 retard
I'm talking about a timestamp. It's good to know how recent the chart is.

>>18122797
bullish desu

>>18122834
>>18122838
already priced in, sorry

>>18122829
Trump is a germophobe

>>18122829
Priced in. Just watch the market surge from this.

>>18122815
Do you live with your grandparents or something? If you do, you're a sad pussy wagie. If you don't you're still a pussy wagie for not going to work. So what stocks you buying during the dip?

>>18122829
Trump will start coughing uncontrollably in his conferences

>>18122817
After the next drop, buy any and all midcap/ small cap stocks you can find

SMLL is a small cap etf

>>18122826
>>18122828
>>18122830
Fucking Boris is an absolute mad lad who is going to beat this virus into submission.

>all the bear that didn't hodl and are going to have a rough, bitter day today
Feel bad for all the lost bobobros.

>>18122812
his parents

Gold, bitcoin, neither or both?

>>18122865
little bit of errything

>>18122856
Defenitely borish

>>18122865
invest in an education

>>18122844
This. GEOTUS has built a germ wall and Coronachan ain't getting in.

>>18122812
that guy has been a complete faggot for the last 12 years

>>18122863

>>18122611
The options will be more expensive due to the high volatility.

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>>18122830 #
Fucking Boris the absolute mad lad is going to crush this chink virus like he crushes little chink kids.

>>18122862
Held just because I forgot to close my positions before the market close.

>>18122796
This is it, the noise in these threads is ridiculous
Anyone with any sense knows were this is going

>>18122865
Lysol.

>>18122891
BORIS HAS GONE INSIDE THE VIRUS TO DESTROY IT!

>>18122853
I don't, but someone has to bring them groceries and other things while they're stuck inside. If it wasn't for them I'd still be working. I weighed the option and decided it was the responsible thing to miss out on a paycheck for a while rather than risk infecting them. Both of them have cancer, and if they got it they'd definitely die.
I'm still shopping around on my stocks. I've bought some haliburton and KTOS, along with some KTOS calls that have already gone up in value. If they go up much higher today I'll sell one or two of my calls, because I'm anticipating that this pumping won't last forever.

were just getting started

I'm buying stocks. Why? I don't actually know. My irrational side feels the end of everything as we know it. But really blah blah something about time in the market rather than timing the market and something about not trying to call the bottom. We both still get paid. We are both still going to get paid for the foreseeable future. We still have a decent disposable income. We have no significant debt. We could survive on one income easily. We could survive on savings easily for many years. We have decent family and friends who'd step in and help if there was a genuine need. I still have very healthy cash reserves.

I think ... that it is because cv19 has spread across the world, the world has issued a response, that response is playing out and ensuring it continues to play out like this then markets have clearly oversold and the panic is unjustified. It is a good, but uncertain time to buy if you are risk tolerant and can afford to sit on your investments for a few years.

Of course the economic consequences of a failure to return to business as usual have yet to be priced in, but then typically that'll be crab for a while and pick back up Q3/Q4 so mostly irrelevant to my decision.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not going all in. I fear a further 30% fall, but trading throughout this period have reduced my losses from 26% to 13% and I'm still accumulating stocks. A 30% drop in the amount I've invested since is not worrying to me. The initial drops were far more painful.

Also I should have gotten out of the market. I was preaching doom to everybody for March back in December and January.

Boris has Corona? Guess he'll just to take it on the chin like he wanted the country to do.

Anyway Lads. How bad is it?

>>18122876
>>18122856
>>18122891
>>18122834
WTF why isn't it going up?

>>18122856
>>18122891
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>>18122830 #
>nothing personal kid
Fucking Boris the absolute mad lad and chink killer

>>18122862
I'm sorry. I hit my stop loss. I am waiting for the Stimulus bill pump before doing anything

>>18122640
they were already buying shit by the billions weeks before when the markets started crashing. Are you retarded or shilling?

They're gonna have to come up with a new term for what this economic crisis will be called.
I'm going for hyperdeflation.

>>18122826
would be so funny if he died

Watch Powell pump it up today. Again.

>>18122830
>https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
shiet

>>18122856
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>>18122891
>>18122906
>>18122922


CORONA VIRUS IS A GREAT SUPINE INVERTEBRATE PROTOPLASMIC JELLY!

>>18122921
Wait for the US market to open. It will rise then.

>>18122946
priced in

>>18122954
I already got margin called

>>18122939
priced in

>>18122962
Well, fuck.

>>18122940
If that's true, black Monday v2 incoming

GUYS GUYS GUYS BORIS GOT THE CORONA

>>18122845
No surging until after I get my trump buxx
and spend it on more stocks

>>18122962
prove it

>>18122995
Good I'm ready. ish

>>18123002
ok i lied but I'm down $500

>>18122996
BULLISH

>>18122830
>all those faggots in the comments whining about how he got tested when others can't
So... this is the power of taxpayer funded healthcare... TOP KEK
AT LEAST IN AMERICA YOU CAN GET TESTED LOL BONGS BTFO YET AGAIN

>>18122193
>>18122192
I COPY AND PASTED THIS THREAD BECAUSE THERE WAS NO SMG THREAD FUCK OFF FAGGOTS I KNOW I MESSED UP AND DIDNT COPY THE L THANKS FOR MENTIONING IT

>>18122998
Bad news = green
Good news = red
That's how the new market works anon. My TQQQ will RISE today from this news.

Boris having corona virus is priced in!

>t. delusional bull

Boris fucking Johnson has the corona. Wew.

What will the post-"priced in" /biz/ look like? You know, when we grow up and get sick of that meme. Or is getting bored with it, dare I say, already priced into the board?

>>18123046
Nothing is priced in but unlimited $ beats limited $.

>>18123050
Lol posting lol

>>18122763
>It's gonna crash today or Monday
It’s gonna crash over the weekend. The algos are making the trades when you can’t now.

>>18123050
Put it this way, did /tv/ ever get tired with being big guys?

>>18122939
What odds are the bookies giving? I know someone out there is placing bets on this.

>>18123050
No longer using the priced in meme has already been priced in.

This company I worked with is aggressively trying to pay us.
They say they want to decrease their liabilities.
They want me to send all the billing we have pending from WO done and even offered to pay us sooner than the contracted 60 days.

What does this mean? We don't even get interest from delayed payments. Why do they want to pay us so urgently?
What could be the reason?

(pic unrelated)

>>18123016
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200

>>18122940
What else can he do at this point? Negative interest rates? We already have unlimited QE.

>>18122995
Why wouldnt powell just pump on Monday too?

cruise lines didn't make the cut for bailouts, do I sell my cruise line stocks or hold? Down 10-12% on two of my cruise stocks (RCL and NCLH)

>>18122771
>self-admitted complete and utter noob
>arrogantly ignoring good advice and taunting in response
This is a microcosm of /smg/ in current times

Also Canadians are faggots

>>18122856
How the hell did boris get it? I haven't seen him go anywhere in weeks. Meanwhile trump is licking bolsanaro's face and coming out in public shaking hands and he's negative? Don't tell me the real secret of beating corona-chan is something simple like two scoops

>>18123028
You missspel general fren

>>18123086
Aliph gnoll qe

I don't usually watch CNBC. Does Joe the boomer always cuck the younger guy? How does he get away with it on TV? I'm having a few good laughs

>>18123050
I don't think you understand how autistic the people that post on the chans are.

DAX is down -3%, which means absolutely nothing, it was also down yesterday and climbed fucking 4% on bRRR

>>18123110
Trump is german and scottish. Both of those countries dont have much corona. Stronger genetic linage than british slags.

>>18123050
Armageddon has been priced in
Borg assimilation priced in
Epstein returning is priced in!

The bear will soon leave the cave forever.

>>18123110
Trump is a germophobe and not many people know this. He probably washes hands more often than most epidemiologists or lab workers.

I'm still hodling my tiny 15 share stake of SQQQ from yesterday. Market likes to go up on bad news and fail on good news, question is the FED going to fake a "down" day or going to pomp eet again today.
>>18123084
Probably expecting future cash flow problems and the bean counters are trying to get rid of small debts.

>>18123064
Please share some of your insights about the economic system, I'm sure everyone is here to read the surface level analysis of some wannabe marxist pseud still in high school desperately trying to have deep conversations on 4chan and recruit unwitting idiots for the always nigh revolution

during times of crisis the president should be allowed to just type in what he wants the stock price to be

>>18123084
more closed contracts, less tax to pay. Companies are still getting taxed even through this corona hoax phase, so the less employes (liabilities in this case), the better.

>>18123086
but of course, that is the next step.

>>18123110
it's all a fucking psyop. That's why the media said "he wouldn't lock down the country because we had to develop antibodies". The message is: "see what happens if you don't follow WHO orders?"

>>18122855
Ok :)

>>18123118
Yesterday was fueled by Jerome pump and people panic buying because they didn't want to miss out on the "bull market"
Today, the sells are going to be in dominance because the people who bought the "dip" on monday will realize their gains and exit out.

>>18123110
Its just marketing so the plebs can feel as though their betters are in the same boat as them.
Its harder to be angry about mismanagement when your manager is suffering too

>>18123084
do you work for robin hood? ;^)

Alright bearbros.. THIS time.. no really, for REAL THIS is the one no more messing around, TODAY the market will crash!

Does anyone know when dividends from dutch companies transition to the 0% taxrate for American shareholders? Websites say their law changes this year but not specifically when.

>>18123101
Good advice?
>never get in, 3spooky
Dumb
>get in after monday crash
Ok

Anon are you ok in your head?

>>18123169
I expect the same, but I wouldn't put it past people here in the US markets to try to continue the positive momentum from the week until near eod, meaning more volatility today overall.

>>18123087
Because he doesn't know shit about the market

Hes a glorified secretary printing and copying

>>18123145
>>18123164
So is it good or bad? Should I buy their stocks on the monday dip or not?
It's an oil company. They are not going bankrupt any time soon.

>>18122826
PRICED

>>18122826
PRICED
IN

>>18122520
Did that not used to look like shit? Why are old aesthetics so trash?

>>18123086
two words: trump dollars
from the highly acclaimed and respected creator of trump stakes, and trump college come trump dollars, the only currency a real businessman will ever need to fulfill all of his business needs. your business is failing you need a bailout? no worries, hey jerome crank it, TRUMP DOLLARS. you produce shit, your planes fall out of the sky like rocks, and your pajeet engineers are bobbing their heads and saying nothing to worry sir. NO WORRIES trump dollars. you haven't been competitive auto maker since the horse and buggy era, WORRY NOT, trump is here to help with his TRUMP DOLLARS. each dollar is memetically resistant to inflation, and has a space for the owner of the dollar to fill with a sharpie to decide for himself how much each dollar is worth, don't let big government tie you down with their business ethics, and regulations, grab your dreams with TRUMP DOLLARS.

>>18122715
where is this chart from?

>>18123231
IN

>>18123155
Invest in the things that poor people feel they must have. No matter how broke they are they always find ways to get them. Cigarettes, alcohol, overpriced sport ball shoes, KFC, dollar stores, etc. Do a quick drive through of any poor area and you can see what the poor are spending money on.

JUST

>>18123218
good for you since you get paid in full. Bad in the longterm for the company. a weeks' pause is VERY damaging to a company, imagine not even knowing how long you won't be able to work.

> Should I buy their stocks on the monday dip or not?

you should not be buying stocks during these times, period. Only day trade if you have to.

>>18121972
Futures on the way to limit down soon

I like where DAX is going

PLEASE JEROME FUCKING START PUMPING

>>18123208
Ok faggot, I know I brushed off your obese ego and sent you into histerics but try to use your thinking capabilities (if you have them).

Anon-kun was suggesting you wait until after the recession, not before it, to start investing so you max your gains. He never said don't invest at all (you can read English?).

Stupid people are doomed to suffer.
>You should try options trading

Do what you want you arrogant retard.

>>18123234
>>18123231

>>18123259
PRICED IN!

Did these fucking retarded 19 year old bulls tell you that yet? They were 7 during the 2008 crash, they know how this goes!

>>18122233
>being more angry that you found out your wife is fucking your brother than the fact that shes fucking your brother

Are you ready for ze dump?

well hello gentlemen

>>18123285
How is this comparable to 2008 though?

>>18123285
just stating facts, no need to emotional fren.

>>18122017
Here's hoping Boppa.

>>18122376
imagine thinking theres a widespread government-backed conspiracy by the elites to HELP trump

>>18123239
if economy had crashed on its own, trump would have gotten the blame. but because corona-chan crashed the economy, trump benefits. he has got to be the luckiest sob ever.

>>18123308
dude market go down in 2008 market go down now it's literally the same thing

>>18123259
NOOOO, I wanted another pump so I can get cheaper puts

>>18123308
>>18123309
It isn't really its worse. I was making fun at the fact that the bulls around here are young children on the whole and have spent their entire lives in a bull market. They have no idea what they are doing in this market.

>>18123255
>you should not be buying stocks during these times
I disagree only on the instance of if you plan to buy and hold for a long time. I forgot which study I read but basically they did a simulation if you had invested all your money into the market the day before lehman brothers closed or the dot com bubble burst and you simply held it till today. Just the worst possible moment to invest everything. They found that if you were able to hold those positions you would still have doubled/tripled your money

>>18123308
how is it not

Oh shit I might be able to cash out my SQQQ for a profit.

>>18123259
The final vote on the relief bill is happening today, after which it will go directly to Trump to sign into law. Be careful. I placed a hedge yesterday afternoon at the S&P high and got out with a little profit. Today's probably going to be volatile with folks trying to cash out and others trying to FOMO in.

>>18123331
Boomers in CNBC seem to agree with them though

>>18123327
The market V recovered in 2008

>>18122585
i cant believe we havent seen boomer memes featuring dave and busters yet, this is like the pinnacle of delusional boomerbull retardation

>>18123329
How cheap were you expecting them to get??? They were like $3 premiums yesterday

>>18123321
>if the economy crashed on its own

pretty sure the economy was booming with record low unemployment and stocks at ATH before corona, i don't see how he could it could have "crashed on its own" when literally the only reason everything is fucked is because of dealing with the coronavirus by not working.

like, even with debt and whatnot aside. like, say boeing got fucked somehow but everything else was normal, probably no one would give a shit. it wouldn't cause the whole economy to collapse, certainly not the whole GLOBAL economy.

>>18123340
to add a sentence I forgot: time in the market is easier and more important than timing the market.

>CNBC's bear graphic has red laser beam eyes
basado

>>18123351
Those boomers literally just parrot what ever the current trend in the market is. I said it yesterday I will say it again.


Next week when Trump makes his decision on us 'opening' he will be looking at 10,000 dead and a scared public. He is going to have to keep it closed and the markets will further shit themselves.

>>18123353
don't look at that part it doesn't count

>>18123255
>good for you since you get paid in full.
I'm an employee. I get payed the same.
The rest of my co-workers except for me an another got layed off temporarily.
Actually. If I speed up the billing not only am I working my ass off but I may get nothing else to do and get put on temp leave too.

It's in my best interest to keep getting my boss money but that it takes me at least through April to do so.

>>18123329
are you fucking retarded? fucking nigger. everyone holding puts were destroyed already and you still want it to drop even more. there's nothing left to bleed dry. greedy cuck i hope you miss out on this fat fucking dump

>>18123361
retard. if the economy was doing so well why did the fed start REPOing again in 2019.

>>18123340
I agree, but you would have to hold the fucking bag of dogshit for 10 years waiting for a pump. Also, this market crash is definitely not like the others. the circumstances around it, wether real or staged are completely unprecedented, as is the fed takeover of the economy. No one knows what will happen, or where the bottom will be or IF we ever get back to "normal". That's why I suggested day trading, there is no way to foresee the future a most stock "gurus" are shitting their beds and pretending everything will be alright when they have never seen anything like this.

>>18123341
>oct 13th 2008
>oct 28th 2008

okay so 15 days from march 24th we're getting another best day ever for the dow, then? got it. screencap this.

This just in, prepare to the great dumpening. I repeat, prepare to great dumpening.

>>18123371
If it's not a smug bobo I don't care

>>18123382
US-China trade war probably? that's still not economy-collapsing level shit like the level we're dealing with now, not by a long shot. everyone was still going to work back then like normal.

>>18123279
>after recession
That's when?
>never said don't invest
So, yes, start now?

Anon you are confusing my minor leaf brain

Gonna buy high dividend ETF's and indexes with money i dont need. Why are you frustrated? Are you jobless and poor?

Suddenly I feel very good about selling all of my UPRO @ 27.81

The BEAR IS LEAVING

I REPEAT

THE BEAR IS LEAVING THE CAVE

Who cares how many people die? Like seriously who gives a shit? It's all a fucking joke, let's make some motherfucking money.

>>18123408
That was after the trade war truce

>>18123361
>Extreme overvaluation across the board.
>Investors and traders looking for any reason to pull out ahead of the curve.
The bubble has been baked into the market since 2008/9. Look at the brief downturns over the past decade. They were the warning signs. People have been anticipating a reason to pullout for a while.

Also, record low unemployment numbers don't account for the fact that people are taking on multiple part-time jobs as a result of reduced hours due to the ACA.

And you're forgetting what's going on with credit.

Anon, there are/were some underlying issues here with the economy.

Imagine if the libertarian forces a roll call

>>18123408
Oh, so the trade war is why banks and individuals and corporations were all levered up to the max with debt too? That's why America has been a debtor nation for decades, why we've been running a trade deficit for decades, why we have a shitty service economy and don't produce anything? You are clueless.

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>18121999
Based

>>18123425
we are earning money already

>>18123239
I wish I could fail half as good as Donald Trump

>>18123432
Might not even pass then since there are several senators in self isolation.

>>18123425
I'm making money lmao just bet against the market retarded sadist.

>>18123218
if you dont know anything about the state of the oil market why are you buying equity

newbreadwhen

>>18123385
Oh absolutely. I'm not buying shit right now for that very reason. This is uncharted waters for sure. I'm just saying to all of those bullkek mongs that think this is over. Even if you dump all you're cash into cheapies right this very second, as long as you're willing to hold the bag for years you probably will still end up making money.

What brokers would allow me to sell my stocks right now? I am still going to exit up but I could have exited with less profit loss if I was able to just sell right now rather than wait for gay robinhood to sell my stocks at open.

>>18123465
It already passed senate. It's in the house now. They wanted to do unanimous consent because a lot of the representatives are back home.

>>18123477
Lmao

>>18123476

The bulls had their run from 2100 to 2600. Upside might be 2700, but I'm seriously doubting that now.

I'm predicting that the G20 is going to be a shitshow. Something is happening with Saudi Arabia, Russia and China. I think they are in the midst of a deal.

Why else would America be proposing sanctions on Saudi Arabia, their supposed ally?

I can't take another fucking day of green. I've already lost so much this week, and the advice of
>Dood just hodl lol

Isn't helping

>>18123321
>literally orange man bad no matter what

>>18123504
Topressure them into a more favorable deal for the US. Even if the sanctions never get enacted, the leverage is made known.

>>18123512
I've been bagholding SQQQ for 4 days my son

>>18123477

SQQQ bro reporting in. Haven't slept in 4 days because gay market

>>18123361
i think there are two different economies.
the main street economy and the rigged ponzi game. felt like players were setting up the ponzi for a crash to screw trump. dunno.

>>18123512
bro you're hodling the wrong direction

>>18123500
Stop laughing! IT'S ALL RIGGED. Fuck this i'm shorting this mother fucker!

>>18123512
are you not looking at what's happening premarket?

ok its almost 8:30 start warming up the printers please

>>18123512

Short squeeze my nigga. It was always going to happen, the question was at what point.

Some other news is going to drop soon in my opinion.

>>18123536
>(+8.53%) After Hours
jeromes going to fuck us out of this make no mistake

>>18122946
All hail to Boboris bear, the FTSE bear

>>18123536
Relief rallies happen in every crash, mang. The 2008 crash even had a whole month that was green. Just fry up some eggs and bacon and chill.

>>18123512
check futures dummy

>>18123476
Marishark is going to steal the precious fed pump ze~

if today is bloody as fuck just have a negroni tonight for those poor SQQQ and SDOW saps who lost their ass at the bottom of a 3 day bull run. there were a LOT of crying anime posters convulsing on the ground after three days of fed pump, then all at once they just went silent. none of them were left at EOD yesterday, so we must assume they sold 25%-30% down. putniggers have been quiet for days but i think they might just be ignoring the market waiting for the big dump instead of watching their balance go upside down.

Anyone else waiting for the "Biden hospitalized with Corona" pump?

>>18123567
>The 2008 crash even had a whole month that was green.
Fuck it, I'm selling my SQQQ at open. 2008 didn't even have infinite money

>>18123478
You got that backwards anon

>>18123592
if we hit breakers today you'll regret it

>>18123552

Why do you fags continue to use SQQQ as your short instrument?

The NASDAQ 100 isn't even getting clobbered as much as the S&P or the DOW. You should be using SDOW or the S&P x3 inverse ETF.

>>18123536
Can you show us where the gay market touched you?

>>18123586
They're just going to keep hiding him and hope no one notices

>>18123585
ive been all in puts after the +10% pump 3 days ago. doesnt bother me one bit. only babbys think this shit is over.

>>18123598
because they are all newfag tourists that probably think SQQQ shorts the dow lol

>>18123592

>>18123598
most of my bag is SPXS, it has been a wild ride down lad
>>18123603
based as hell, fellow chaos cultist

>>18123597
It we hit breakers that just means it's going to pump more on Monday

>>18123585
my titanium hands are too heavy to post often

>>18123585
why would I sell? We're nowhere near the bottom.

>>18123436
without the virus though, we would have just continued along with all the debt like we have been. the whole fucking problem with the coronavirus is that you can't just fix it by printing money like you could with the 2008 financial crisis, because that was a strictly financial crisis and this is a health crisis so it won't get fixed until the disease is fixed.

basically the debt isn't a problem and doesn't exist until some shit goes down that makes it so people can't keep producing revenue. the sad thing is this is a cycle that's going to keep continuing, during the good times people are always going to overleverage because the times are good and nothing can go wrong. then when something does go wrong inevitably, everything crashes, then recession, then it recovers and the good times come again and everyone forgets and overleverages again.

im only 28 years old. my plan is to research these boom bust cycles and plan my stock trading strats accordingly. the sad thing is that this is going to happen again, and again, and again. after coronavirus crash we're gonna have another recession that goes into another massive bull run where people overleverage into another crash. you can make a killing though, if you know about it. i was too inexperienced and afraid to short during this crash, i didn't think this was even possible in real life, but now i've learned.

tl;dr debt doesn't exist in the good times. when something bad happens, that's when all of a sudden it exists and everything gets fucked. this keeps happening over and over.

>>18123372
trends are the market dumbo

>>18123598
>>18123607
SDOW or SPXS doesn't have the "SQQQldiers" nickname, that's why

>my average SQQQ price is $20.26
Feeling pretty comfy lads.

>>18123598
Most of my profits are from SDOW calls and UVXY

>>18123627
ask the kids who were shaking and crying giving bulltards free screencaps on wednesday

looks like we get a few pieces of data today at 830 and 10, be ready for the bad news pump.

Should I buy SPXU?

>>18123631
watch "how the economy works" by ray dalio

>>18123642
right now i feel like i have SDOWnsyndrome but we'll see how it goes tbqh

>>18123631
>debt's not a problem because it's only bad when something goes wrong
Do you also run with scissors?

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>>18123646
who cares.
screencaps are all they're going to have left.

>>18123621
titanium is very light faggot

>>18123598
>tfw havent bothered looking into what the nasdaq 100 is made up of

>>18123631
Every country on earth is in debt and you are retarded to think our debt would be this high without bringing the economy to halt for corona.

>>18123431
>Anon, there are/were some underlying issues here with the economy.

oh for sure. but those problems are always around and literally don't matter as long as something majorly bad like corvid doesn't happen. like, as long as everyone can go to work and operate the machines it's fine apparently, that's why everything is so majorly fucked right now because corvid is causing everyone to stay home. if people can work then the FED can just bbrrrr its way out of anything, hell even in this crazy time the FED is still doing that, that's how powerful that shit is.

the only underlying issue that matters is that during the good times (and over a decade is a pretty long good time to be fair, 10 years is a good chunk of someone's lifespan), people are always going to wind up thinking it will last forever. literally the great depression had the same thing happen, you had the roaring 20's and people thought stonks only go up and the crash happened because everyone was overleveraged and panic sold which snowballed. this has been happening cyclically forever, people can't help but overleveraged when times are good. 2008 happened because people thought housing prices could only go up. basically whenever anyone thinks any given asset can only go up, they overleverage, and when it goes down, they panic and everything crashes. and this repeats itself.

>>18123552
Where do you see that after hours price?

>>18123476
honestly this is a perfect time to learn TA and QA and learn how to day trade. tons of volatility and volume makes it easy to get in and out of positions for nice returns. just start by paper trading and go from there.

>>18123504
>Something is happening with Saudi Arabia, Russia and China. I think they are in the midst of a deal.

definitely. There's ton of powershifting going on. That's why the oil crash is happening and also, maybe, the powers that be in the western world knew this was coming, therefore they put all of their propaganda machines in full throttle to prepare us for a very reduced oil-based economy (that means no oil for you, peasant) with all of this (((climate change))) bullshit.

>>18123247
Except I don't give a shit about what poor people believe they need, they believe they need what they're told they "need". I'm interested more in what everyone (not just the lowest form of human life) needs and what people need to do productive things need. There are always distractions for the masses but I'm interested in the productive and meaningful aspects of human existence not what kind of shoes Tyrone was told to buy this week

>>18123504
More like end of the US petrodollar if it's those three getting cozy