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>Tenants: We're not paying rent
>Me: Buh bye, gl on the streets
Evicted all 17 tenants now i'm putting my house on the market for profit..

>> No.18186917

>>18186878
based

>> No.18186934
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>>18186878
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SELL SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO YOU

>> No.18186977

I'll take Things that never happened for 1000, Alex.

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>>18186878
nice LARP

>> No.18187038

>>18186977
Ding ding ding

>> No.18187559

>>18186878
post tits with timestamp and sharpie in pooper for proof please

>> No.18187597

>>18186878
>housing market crashes
>banks fold
>tenants come back as squatters
>take adverse possession of OPs properties
What now OP?

>> No.18187735
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>>18186878
> Evicted all 17 tenants
Only if it were so easy to evict just 1 tenant in normal non-corona chan times. But not even Donald Trump would go as far as making up a lie of evicting 17 tenants in the the Age of Corona. I guess it's coping getting fucked having a couple of tenants living rent free for the foreseeable future and once they get used to it they'll never pay you a another dime.

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>>18186878
at least make it somewhat believable, Mr NEET living with parents..

>> No.18187869

No you didn't.

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>>18186878

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE FREE SPACE ON YOUR PROPERTY, JUST LET ME LIVE THERE, ALSO I NEED SOME GIBS

>> No.18188484

>>18187735
imagine not knowing "evict" is code word for "poisoned"

>> No.18190199

>>18186878
Congratulations on dumping the space monkeys. I hope paper st soap company brings you a great profit.

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>>18186878
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME PAY TO STAY IN YOUR PROPERTY

>> No.18190698

I just put up my skyscraper for sale at big profit! LOL I corona insured it a year ago and now Im cashing out LOL dancing with my heeb friends atm

>> No.18190737

>>18186878
>no courts
>no support from LEO
And how exactly do you plan to go about this genius?

>> No.18190755

>>18186878
And then the whole bus clapped

>> No.18191547

>>18190737
He used his reading skills to outsmart his renters.

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>>18190737
He can pay a couple of big burly dudes $200 to lift you up and throw you out of the apartment

and he can pay a locksmith $300 to change the locks

You can't even pay the rent, what the fuck are you going to do about it pussy?

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>>18186878
>he didn't extract their organs for profit
Lightweight.

>> No.18192347

Lol If you did this to me I’d set your house on fire.

>> No.18192558

>>18192347
Even better, insurance payout, no realtor fees, faggot goes to prison.

If only you retards actually had the balls...

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>>18191810
Most based post I've seen all week.