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>>18323673
She's cute.

That's a man

>>18323673
I'm 31 male and virgin
never kissed a female or hugged one
AMA

>didnt earn enough from crypto to buy himself sex a few times
you're not gonna make it OP

>>18323673
i know that feel bro

>>18323673
she was a virgin when that pic was taken

Goin with make up to swim..aight

>>18323673
that's a sexbot

>>18323673
I can see her pp, what do?

>>18324111
I have 17 million dollars and too scared to buy a whore

>>18324100
>>18324158
based autist

$4m networth virgin here

>>18324158
How did you accumulate that much?
Don't buy a whore, just improve yourself and get a non golddigger to start a family bro

>>18324203
>How did you accumulate that much?
all through crypto
>get a non golddigger to start a family bro
I'm too autistic for that and too far gone

>>18323673
are you in good shape? Just buy some nice clothes and pussy should be brain dead easy unless your a 50 hour a week wage cuck

>be me
>be 27
>too autistic to get a hooker

>>18324349
is this Nico Yazawa?

>>18324100
How is it possible to have never hugged someone? Even the fat antisocial nerds from my school days got a few hugs per year

>>18324369
maybe who knows I just fap to her

>>18324100
I always wondered, what sort of haircut does a wizard of your pedigree sport?

>>18324376
Pretty easy actually.
It just never happened

>>18324302
I am 25 years old, last year of college, lift and eat better than anyone around me, don't dress like a manchild and take care of my hygiene regularly.

Never even kissed a girl

>>18324376
>How is it possible to have never hugged someone?
how hugs even happen?
I dont know
>>18324419
somewhat balding and a mullet

I'm starting to actually think I'm autistic without knowing it/without being ironic.
Like im 26 and I've genuinely so far in my live have never even had a crush on anyone. Never kissed a girl, have never hugged a girl.

>>18324100

What are your hobbies?

there is no point to interacting with women until you're ready to have children. that is the one thing of value they can provide to a man.

>>18324158
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>>18324280
wow unironically contact a surrogate at surrogatetherapy dot org
>>18324560
you may be a schizoid

>>18324602
>you may be a schizoid
Idk, maybe? Like I like girls but I just cannot genuinely imagine ever being in a relationship.
I know it might sound super edgy but I just cannot comprehend or understand why people are in relationship. Ok, fine, there is sex, but then what? What else there is to it?
I see a girl that I'd love to have sex with but relationship/family/whatever never corsses my mind even for a split second.
Never mind.me though, I think I'm just retarded or something.

>>18324723
>Ok, fine, there is sex, but then what? What else there is to it?

Raising a family, anon. If you aren't interested in that just stay away from women.

I lost my v-card when I was 31 yo. Done everything sexual wise since. I think sex is overrrated.
AMA

>>18324100
27, dude i legit never even had a conversation with a women

>>18324564
crypto and 4chan
>>18324602
>wow unironically contact a surrogate
I read about it and I dont like that
>>18324723
somewhat feeling the same
>>18324850
I shook a womans hand once for a job interview 10 years ago
didnt get the job

>>18323673
congratulations

>>18323809
lmao you pathetic virgins never fail to make me laugh with your tranny hate.
face it, fucking a tranny is the most alpha thing you can possibly do. you low testosterone fags wouldn't understand. go back to being a kissless virgin, faggot

I am fucking autistic fit?

>23 virgin never kissed a girl and has never even had a GF
> Tries to use tinder is getting likes, matches with a few people. Most of them ghost me the only one I talked to wanted to know why I was 3 thousand km away (using passport because its free and want European GF), then basically only does some small talk with me and doesn't seem to carry or care about the conversation (could be to her language skills)
> Moves location back to US and can't stand to look at US women profiles. Ive seen so many obese, tatted, single mother women who put no effort in their bio that it feels like my sanity is shattered to the point beyond repair. Every time I swipe I just feel disgust.
>day by day I am losing hope, I want to have a gf but coming to realize that I may never have one and die alone. When did it all change?

>>18324919
Rate yourself out of 10.

You're lucky that you're still only 23. There's plenty of time to turn your life around.

>>18324983
The photos I have were from when I was a 7 to 8 depending on the girl looking at it. Now probably a 6.5 I need to shave and get a hair cut. Plus gained 10 pounds being quarantined and stressing out from writing my current thesis.

> I feel like time keeps rushing by and honestly that I fucked up in life going to college, listing to my parents, and not doing other activities with my time.

>>18324919
Stop looking for girlfriends in a fucking hookup app.

>>18325030
>when I was a 7 to 8
Doesn't matter how shitty you look now then. If you could pull off being a 7 or 8 once, you have potential.

Start doing meme body weight exercises, shave, get a hair cut, and travel to yurostan when this chink virus is over. Maybe try Interpals in the meantime so you can find someone who wants to meet.

You can turn it around anons. I was 26 when I got my first gf and I'm relatively autistic. Granted I work an office job and bound to meet people.


But unfortunately this is not biz related. Go back to >>>/r9k/

>>18323673
Same. I’m turning 26 soon. I’ve learned not to dwell on it too much. We’re passed the point of no return. Better not to let it bring you down if there’s nothing you can do.

>>18324564
>What are your hobbies?
It has nothing to do with hobbies. It's all about looks.

>>18325090
>What else am I supposed to do my university gender ratio is 55-45% guys to women its an engineering school.
>I don't club because I don't like to dance and dont watch movies or streaming services.
>I am unemployed because am in a Grad program,
> When this program is over I still have to live at home in the same shitty 2 bedroom apartment with parents and sibling till I can find work which depending on this Kung flu can basically mean i am unemployed for longer.

>>18325114
>But unfortunately this is not biz related
kys normie

>>18324983
>There's plenty of time to turn your life around.
That's what I thought too when I was 23. Now I'm 32.

>>18325114
>You can turn it around
>on 4chan
>in an incel thread
Looks like you really did turn it around :^)

>>18325173
Thats what I told my self my freshman year of college, and when I turned 21. Its and endless cycle of bullshit and lies.

>>18325090
I dunno man. My brother in law married the 3rd woman he hooked up with on Tinder

>>18325173
I'm 28 bro. Just follow the simple steps I laid out here:
>>18325100
It's what I'm doing and I'm getting results. You can still make it too.

>>18325203
Dude you're a fucking Chad-lite. Your personality is the only thing holding you back, and that can be changed.

Get out of your element, change your wardrobe, and get your looks back to normal. Try looksmax.me for better criticism. Then just go to yurop and stop being an incel.

>>18325273
My issues is that from the likes I am getting the women aren't like even average. Like I am willing to date down but all of the ones that I've seen so far through tinder's secret admirer feature are like if they sit on your lap they will break your legs or have fucking daddy issues.

>>18325348
Tinder is shit, and the algorithm is all fucked up, so most women won't even see your profile anyway even if they weren't searching for an 11/10.

You can find much better women IRL and on Interpals. What kind of yuros do you like, anon?

>>18325348
stop thinking tinder = real life. women on tinder have unrealistic expectations and since thirsty men message them all the time they can afford to become very picky and only choose the top 10% of men. if you aren't good looking you shouldn't waste your time on tinder. try other sites or irl

also i have a friend who isn't good looking but has good personality and makes shit tons of money as a banker. he found his wife on a website like match.com. he would have had no chance on tinder

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>>18325123
LOL have sex you fucking faggots

>>18325494
dilate

>>18325494
Give me your address and I will.

>>18325494
neck yourself trannie

>>18325241
>just follow these simple steps :^)
Can't help but notice the lack of anything that will actually work like surgery

>>18325404
>>18325461

But where in real life. Like I am not going to try that shit when I get back in LA because most of the women there don't appeal to me and I can't do that here because my university is closed due to the Kung flu.

What is interpals?

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>>18325273
That's right, all you need is some personality.

>>18325516
>>18325529
Yeah I'm a tranny right.. the sad thing is you probably believe that

You're a virgin cos its your own fault. You could have done extremely simple stuff to change but instead you chose to stay inside playing warcraft or whatever, choosing the path of least resistance, now you blame women for your own shortcomings as a man. Man up you fucking pussies and stop watching cartoons. Even if you're ugly other ugly people do just fine

>>18325494
Kike. gonna drop a fucking industrial kitchen oven on you from orbit.
gonna mount a fucking crematorium 10 feet in the air with trampoline, so can reach.
and i'm gonna fucking slam dunk you into it.

with my feet.

>>18324158
Wish you really did have 17 mil anon - at least you wouldn't waste half of it getting divorced from some roastie (prenups do get thrown out sometimes). I'm just tired of hearing about shit like that

>>18325567
>Abloo abloo i get scared yaround girl they have germiesss :(((
These are the people calling you a so.i boy

>>18325563
>men are the problem not women
>tee hee

>>18323673
thats a boy.

>>18325598
Post another 4chan screenshot wow so fascinating that represents my life and yours, its amazing

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>>18325560
Eh. I’m 6’3 and have a jawline. Had sex once because I wanted to stop being a virgin. I have low self esteem and women can smell that shit. Learn to be confident and it’ll help. Learn some sort of martial arts or build muscle. It’ll give you the boost you need

>>18325555
Yeah you don't wanna get gookflu.
>What is interpals?
It's an international penpals(*cough*dating*cough) site. You can find your yuro GF on there and I would highly recommend it. Don't get a commiefornian roastie who is like a conveyor belt for taking BBC.

Personally I'd recommend a slav gf. They're very traditional and if you learn her language, she'll be very impressed. I'm traveling to Russia after this is all over and I know what I'm talking about.

>>18324158
>>18324179
based rich autists

>>18325555
there are so many different girls in LA. sure there are those hot blonde but also plenty of girls next door types who aren't looking for a total chad. just be realistic about your type of girl you can get. if you're autistic and not very good looking, dont expect to find a cute gf.
the other option is to look for a cute girl from a poor country who just want someone who is employed and doesn't beat her

>>18325598
that delusional girl will soon learn that chads wont see her as anything more than a quick pump and dump on a rainy day

>>18325149
100% wrong, my dude
Being boring is almost as bad as being physically repulsive. Interests provide excuses for people to connect.

>>18325669
lol nope, there'll ALWAYS be a betabuxx to provide for her.

>>18325640
I live in NOHO which is just full of latinos and armos. I'm a half blood due to my mother being latina, Dad's a slav, and refuse on principle to date latinas.

>>18325673
Yep, women definitely seek out men for their interests and not their looks.

>>18324100
No gf, no kiss, virgin here.
I don't even look bad and I'm not an autist in conversations I just don't feel like going out the house.

>>18325494
premarital sex is wrong
casual relationships are gay
all women are whores

>>18325548
How did he change his fucking nose?

Also why add the D bag haircut, is that supposed to make him more attractive?

>>18325704
I got lucky that I look like exactly like my dad except for black hair and brown eyes.

>>18325730
Doesnt stop you jerking off 5x a day

>>18325640
This is the entitlement of women nowadays.

>>18325696
a betabux is not a chad. the 0.9% of very handsome men she swipes right wouldnt have her as a gf. right now she's deluded and think those very handsome men would be interested in her. it's still possible but the guy would have some underlying issue to date down like that

>>18325733
>How did he change his fucking nose?
Rhinoplasty.

>>18325724
really lost it at average joe kek

>>18325742
cope harder faggot, you know I'm right

>>18325733
he probably got surgery on his nose, then good posture (tongue, and jaw closing position) fixed the rest over the years

>>18325783
You're the one coping
>Le stay chaste and pure but also have 50 tabs of hardcore porn open
Just be honest you retard

>>18325627
So you got laid because you had height and a jaw. Congrats.

I was a virgin till about 23 or so (who the hell is counting). Now I'm batting women away and just wanting to be alone. Sex is dumb, honestly.

>>18325842
Sex is definitely overrated. I mean... who the fuck really cares? If you can actually find someone who actually cares about you, that's something else entirely. Also, if you end up having kids, those are people who actually love you.

26/yo virgin male here too OP

Personally I blame it on 5 years of homeschool

>>18325816
No my point is if you come across as someone who’s not confident with themselves, women can see that very clearly. I have Manlet friends who pick up 7+/10’s pretty regularly because they don’t give a fuck.

>>18325747
She'll still have access to chads while the betabuxx provides for her. Then she'll even get the betabuxx to provide for chad's kids.

>>18325908
I second this. If you're fit, well rested, well groomed, etc, the main effect is that you'll feel better about yourself and be more comfortable. That's worth the effort, even by itself.

>>18325908
Great, so how about you trade places with your ugly manlet friends and tell me how it goes.

>>18325949
How come all that bullshit didn't work for you?

>>18323673
Imagine fucking up in life so badly.

>>18323681
>she

>>18325970
Oh, it actually did help. I'm definitely no prize tho.
Turns out I'm just a little too fucked up to keep things going long term. I have a bad personality and get bored easily, among other things.

>>18325724
ebin