/biz/ - Business & Finance

>stonks

EoD dump y/n?

>Me and my SDOW

>10.6% unemployment in the states today

GIVE ME YOUR ESTIMATIONS FOR END OF THE MONTH

tiddies

All I ever wanted is to drill the earth my lego rock raiders...

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

SAUDI AND RUSSA HUG AND MAKE UP HURRY THE FUCK UP

I told you about oil bro

looks like they're going to let USA shoulder the blame

hmmm, why's my WTIU untradeable?

>>18376802
losing 52k
fucking moron lmao

>>18376791
30m and S&P at 3.3k

WSJ: Saudi Arabia, Russia Bury Oil Differences, Agree on Big Output Cuts

>Saudi Arabia and Russia agreed in principle Thursday on a deal to carry out the biggest organized oil production cuts in decades, after a month-long feud that devastated oil prices.

Oil prices shot higher ahead of the announcement before abruptly losing momentum and shedding most of their gains on a day of volatile trading. U.S. crude was up 3.4% at $25.95 a barrel and Brent crude oil was last up 3.2% at $33.91 a barrel, having earlier been up 10%.

>The agreement comes as Saudi Arabia and other oil exporters look for ways to cut a total of 20 million barrels a day from global supply, OPEC-country officials told The Wall Street Journal.

>During the video call, Russian Energy Minister Alexander Novak said that only coordinated actions by OPEC, Russia and other countries would achieve results, as oil demand has fallen by 10-15 million barrels a day and storage is filling up around the world.

>The muted market reaction came in that context.

>“Maybe the market was betting on a bit more in the volume than was announced,” said Bjornar Tonhaugen, head of oil markets at consulting firm Rystad Energy. “It’s also lacking detail when it comes to the baseline level and whether the deal hinges on cooperation from other nations outside of OPEC+.”

>Saudi Arabia and Russia are also waiting for positive signals to come from a virtual conference of G-20 countries set for Friday. Key oil producers such as the U.S., Canada and Brazil are scheduled to attend. Regulators in Texas—the U.S.’s biggest oil-producing state—are also set to debate on April 14 whether they will force companies to curtail output.

>>18376762
Remember to take /biz/ sentiment as an inverse indicator of market direction.

HOLY SHIT BROS I BOUGHT 1000 SHARES OF ICD @ $3 THIS MORNING ITS UP TO $10.49

>this is the top, said the increasingly nervous bear for the fourth time this month
I'm holding 2x POSITIVE leveraged ETFs into the long weekend and nobody can stop me

oil has almost stopped moving entirely after signaling dump

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF JUST HAPPENED TO THE EURO

>>18376762
I just made 3K trading PRU stock, I have 10k to invest further, I was looking at Boeing is that retarded? Any recommendations?

>>18376802
Didn't they just go into bankruptcy. Good luck man.

>OPEC SOURCE SAYS BOTH SAUDI AND RUSSIA WILL BOTH CUT 23% FROM THEIR 11 MLN BPD BASELINES - RTRS
What does this even mean? Two times 23% of 11 Million barrels a day so around 4 Million barrels a day in combination?

Hentai or blacked?

>>18376834
prove it

>>18376834
>ICD
What the absolute fuck is happening? Why would oil drillers be mooning right now?

>>18376839
>Bulls getting overconfident
>Bears starting to give up

If there ever was an indicator for us being at the peak before the big boys give you all the big dick, this would be it

Threadly reminder, fed fighting stack despiting loss exponentializing bears are FUCKING STUPID

OH NO NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY OILBROS

>>18376839
you're right I can't stop you, but I can call you a retard and a nigger

>>18376874
true but this is a clown market so all indicators are upside down

cocky bulls = big bull cocks

>>18376802

Now that's what I call bagholding

>>18376788
I couldn't handle it, I sold
I don't trust this long weekend one bit
On the other hand Jerome brrr & litt jesus is coming back so yeah

>>18376822
Oh, they're being redeemed today. Guess I missed that.

>>18376798
So fucking based

>>18376878
are you retarded?

>>18376866
Forgot to post from the WSJ article, nothing is set in stone though.
For Saudi Arabia, the output curbs will involve removing 4 million barrels a day from its April production levels, while Russia has agreed to cut 2 million barrels a day.

>>18376891
Pussy

>>18376802
Nice dude. I'm proud of you for admitting that.

>retail investors actually are going to force the market back to a bull

Oil dropping again.

Imagine selling before trump gets re-elected

sold my MRO bags nice 11% gains can't be mad about that. it's pretty overbought

USD/EUR is super interesting right now.

Also the gold pump today

I scratched the fuck out of a lamborghini rim today and I'm going to have to pay for it. Let's have a better day boys.

PLEASE GO DOWN PLEASE I MISSED THE BOTTOM YOU GUYS SAID THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER DIP
WHERE IS THE DIP YOU ASSHOLES

>>18376919
called it
5 million is half of the trump tweet
gonna take another from the US pledging the other 5 million to undo this
i'm out of day trades so i'm completely fucked and i saw it coming

CASH GANG

>>18376920
>trump gets re-elected

As fucking senile Biden is, he polls exceedingly well against Trump in ways Hillary never was doing. He actually does well in the swing states Hillary was fucking up on and never had a solid hold on

Well lads looks like I'm bagholding on oil. Kill me.

w00tage

Should I hold or sell AAL with a 24% profit???

>>18376942
I'm still 50% cash, I'm not confident the Fed manipulation will last.

safe holds over the long weekend?

>>18376952
when did you buy?

>>18376802

>>18376942
based and cashpilled

>>18376952
>he bought today

>>18376957
Sell man. Always take profit
Take if from someone that has lost 90% and was up 50 and 10% at certain points.

>>18376920
>implying moderates that didn't turn out for Hilldawg won't turn out for Malarkey Man

>>18376950
>polls
stop this

>>18376952
Same for me. I'm stuck long in WTI with 2/3 of all my moneys.

>>18376957
oil is about to tank massively and that money has to go somewhere

RTX CHADS WE GOT TO COCKY ITS GOING DOWN.

>>18376920
>>18376950
imagine thinking a Biden presidency isn't bullish
that old half in the grave fart will let businesses run wild for the last 3 years he has left

>>18376957
Please anon take your 25% profit!!!!

>>18376965
GE with oil meeting going well

so after this and they come to an agreement...is there no more OPEC meetings for the remaining year?

>>18376974
but this would imply I should sell Raytheon and obviously I should not sell Raytheon

NZD/AUD/USD/EUR just went crazy

dxy is crumbling

THIS PRICE ACTION IS SO OMINOUS HOLY FUCK YOU CAN HEAR THE ROLLERCOASTER CLACKING GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

What the fuck is going on with oil? Didn't Saudi made a deal with Russians?

>>18376977
this

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll/clinton-has-90-percent-chance-of-winning-reuters-ipsos-states-of-the-nation-idUSKBN1322J1

>>18376993
It's not like there's a limit to the meetings. If they decide they need to adjust oil price, they'll just have another emergency meeting.

>>18376999

Guys look what's happening to the world currencies

Is this bullish?

>>18376942
Just liquidated. I'm ready for a fire sale

>>18376925
Was going to post about this.

What the fuck? Why is the Euro rising with SPY?
Shouldn't it be otherwise?

My brokerage account is in EUR and the synchronized back an fourth is murdering my profits.
I'm profiting more from Biotech because their stocks go opposite to the SPY. Even make money on stocks on the red.

>>18376993
not until they announce another one

>>18376977
Polls weren't terribly inaccurate for the 2016 election. It had Hillary winning the popular vote, which she did. People are just retarded and didn't account for the fact that we determine winner by the electoral college, and she did significantly worse in the swing states which people decided to ignore

>>18376999
>trips
holy fucking shit i'm liquidating as we speak

DO YOU FEEL IN CONTROL??

>>18377018
(((IMF)))

They would like that wouldn't they

>>18377015
I have no idea how to read forex pls explain

all I understand is leaf money is garbage

>>18376950
>polls
Oh no, lol. He doesn’t know

>>18376999

>>18377007
Way too low.

>>18377018
can't dump the fed

>>18377027
who cares who can predict the popular vote, it's not relevant to anything.Do you really think professional pollsters like nate silver don't know about the electoral college, or do you think that they were just wrong

>>18377011
based. i used to have an austin powers poster on my wall next to stacy kiebler.

>>18377018
Irrelevant. Corona is already a confirmed nothingburger. It's over.

NOT SO FAST OILBEARS
i think everyone's just watching this woman's twitter

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-france-confinement/obesity-is-major-covid-19-risk-factor-says-french-chief-epidemiologist-idUSKBN21Q0S7
> Being overweight is a major risk for people infected with the new coronavirus and the United States is particularly vulnerable because of high obesity levels there, France’s chief epidemiologist said on Wednesday.

Is Amerifats being fat as fuck priced in?

Just bought 100 shares of SH
Anime Niggas rise up

>>18377027
Biden's thunder has been stolen away by coronavirus. He's also senile and probably a child molester or at least has a track record of sexually harassing women. Nobody on the left is that crazy for him, which means they won't get out of their houses in large numbers to vote for him. The states where people hate Trump so much they'll vote for anyone else are blue states, and so they don't matter for the electoral college.

>he bet against America
Sorry fags, you’re losing money if you aren’t bullish

>>18377075

>>18377091
this fucking frog roasting the burgers man thats unforgivable trump's gunna have his say later during the press conference

>>18377094
this is very bullish

>>18377015
usd down?
eur up?
gold up?
=> nothing?

>>18377100
Fuck I just sold some XLE
up 41% but still

>>18377109
unironically, long term bullish.

>>18377098
im betting against the incompetent politicians. i am a true american. you are a socialist. this is the height of the bulltrap.

>>18376950

Has anyone here every used vectorvest or trade ideas? Is it just a meme or do they actually work? Have you used them? Pros and cons?

>>18376999
Where the peepee?

>>18377095
Nah man, he murdered Trump with words recently. Pic related.

Oh no, RTX bros. We got too cocky!

crude's signaling a large upswing

anyone still holding Luckin Coffee

>>18377132

>>18377127
I use trade ideas, but things are too unpredictable right now & its pretty expensibo. I would bide your time. Take up a hobby.

>>18377041
They want world crypto that they would control

>OPEC cutting but US not
Great time to buy some US oil companies

OH NO NO NO NO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Canada just had a Supreme Court Justice rip his pepperonis, is this bullish?

>>18377151
my dick's signaling a large upswing

>>18377156
kek someone post the stocktwtits screenshots

>>18377111
see you at the bottom friendo

>>18377159
I've got about 2k in cash right now and havent the foggiest idea what to put it in so was thinking these platforms might work for me. How have you been liking it?

>>18377091
Unironically, yes. America is one of the greatest countries on Earth for the amount of opportunity you can find here, but if there's one thing we've got a problem with, it's responsibility. It's easier to blame other [things] for your own shortcomings than it is to change yourself, and we've got the market cornered on that.

>>18377175
cashing out stocks to hop into crude

>>18377140
Thank you reddit for making this not funny anymore

>>18377184
Me. 100 shares @ $5.67.

oh man, I wanna understand stocks and futures and shit. But when I see everybody getting liquidated, stuck on positions and burning their money, I think its good like that.

>>18377140
>goes up $17 in 2 days
>loses $4 in mid-day trading
>WTF BROS SELL SELL SELL
no

Im only here for the pink wojaks in 90 minutes

>>18377178
Wat?
Can’t find any news about Canada pepperonis.

Bloodbath on monday or priced in?

>>18377174
why would OPEC do that literally the only time they can hope to have the US by the balls instead of the other way around?

Listen up you fucking towelheads
Cut the shit and cut your oil production already!

GET IN

>>18377220
idk but they fucked up and you get to profit

BIG SELL OFF NOW
LITTLE PUMP EOD

>>18377140
Imagine not holding

>>18377219
What happens on Monday?

>>18377217
https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1248306351786340352
yes that's how they dress, no it's not a christmas picture

Coronavirus is kind of based. Kills fatties, boomers and niggers.

currencies are moving hard right now, you know what this means

Already back to where I was before the big dip from buying during March. Full retrace will have me very green.

>>18377203
oh no no no no no

So a little back story about me. I was a cam model for over 4 years and just recently gave that up because of the COVID scare. I started noticing my regulars wouldn't tip as much as they used to and basically stopped taking me pvt. The ones that did take me for a pvt show only stayed for like a minute before ending the show which is no good for me. I got fed up one day after a member took me pvt and didn't even say hello or anything, just basically said "open your mouth and zoom cam so I can bust" I was fucking repulsed. Instantly ended the show and didn't even bother blocking his ass. I logged off and immediately opened an only fans account. At this point however I don't even think only fans will provide much income but I'm hoping it does. My last resort option is twitch but I know once my camming history is found out the trolls will have a field day.

>China locking down again after predictable second wave hits
>Stock market soaring still
I think I'm done dabbling in stocks, it reminds me too much of poker. You end up outplaying yourself by expecting others to be more intelligent than they really are. Back to /lit/ I go.

>>18377219
cases are going to start falling over the weekend and we will have a massive green dildo monday

>>18377261
thats a man

Man, I've had some of the most god awful timing today. Time to step out of the circus and leave this clown market behind.

>>18377220
Everyone realizes that a strong American oil industry benefits the American economy and a Strong American economy benefits the world.
Are you dense?

>>18377191
Well. I do like it, its a good service. But it costs 2k, so that's your entire wad. I think its mostly for day trading, and you still need like $25k to really do that. Or you could get trade ideas and a carribean acct for $500. That's another route, but I can't give you advice, I never tried that way

>>18377220
Maybe corona is hitting them harder than being reported. Russia went under lockdown, Brazil is flipping the fuckout, Saudi Arabia had a major oil port shutdown due to corona and have a bunch shiites sitting on said oil territory, Venezuela is venezuela, etc.

shit's ready to bounce up hard

>>18377261
nigga do you just expect me to read all this shit when everything is teetering on the edge?

>>18377156
Got $10k

>>18377261
That's a cat

SPY WITH THE ROCK FUCKING SOLID DIAMONDIUM SUPPORT AT 280

>markets are closed on Good Friday

Baste'.

Finally, all of the pretentious crossboard migrants that think they can predict the stock market on their tiny brain are leaving /smg/.

>>18377215
you better be right this time motherfucker

>>18377247
Even the dollar is a shitcoin now.

>>18377247
No I don't. Explain to a retard?

>Zoom out

>>18377263
Bye bye faggot

Any USO believers in here?? 5.11 a nice price to buy in when it’s $6+ at closing

>>18377263
>expecting others to be more intelligent than they really are

>>18377282
Yeah I'm thinking about trying the 9.95 one month trial from vectorvest and see if it's for me.

Phew I'm happy this pandemic is finally over and the markets are going back to normal

>>18377297
you mean resistance

imagine fucking betting against Jerome lmao
who would win: the man who literally controls the US Dollar or a seething bobo?

Somebody make an RTX wojak so I can use it to self-fud my pet stock, i would but I’m taking a shit. Thank you.

>>18377301
What the hell made you think that??
I’m not celebrating just yet

What if JPow just printed billions and gave everyone stimulus checks every month?

>>18377297
it's playing with that fib line

>he actually, literally, unironically missed the bottom

>>18377290
>got 10k
>trading halted on LK
bullish

>>18377326
priced in

>>18377322
Ive been wanting to try vectorvest, I hope you come back & let us know how it goes. If you try. Good luck, quantfriend

>>18377301
hilarious how fucking smart they think they are, based daddy fed crushed all their doomer hopes

>>18377326
>linear

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

SVVVVVVVVVVVVVRGE!!!!!!!!!!!

BVVVVVVLLL BVVVVVVVVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18377326
nobody gives a fuck about this stupid chink virus that only kills people that are 80 with lung problems. people be chillin outdoors with the sun out not giving a fuck.

why is WTI dumping

1) Golden Bull
2) Working on a tracking app that keeps track of the current dogs of the Dow, displays debt rating, dividend yield and payout. What should I call it?

>>18376760
Cuckflare's not a good company. Hope they go out of business, desu.

Alright Bulls, Baer here, I guve up,it's painflyttoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is how TA works right

>>18377366
*ſnabs*

>>18377056
This. Leftist cope is still strong

And this is why you held tankers. FRO and sold oil. You fuckin idiots who didn't take profits.
There won't be meaningful cuts you dopes.

>>18377247
Doomp inc

>>18377350
Was riced in

>>18376809
God that pic is disgusting

>>18377368
my guess is the cut was too small and too slow. G-20 likely won't cut their end. Shale will keep pumping until bankrupt. Lots of speculators expecting 30+ now unwinding their positions.

>>18377368
>Down 17 cents

C'mon

>Oil still down
fucking everything is priced in at this point. I'm just gonna say fuck it, buy some stocks to go long and swing trade crypto.

>>18377370
Covid-30

WHICH OIL STOCKS SHLULD I BE GETTING TO GET THE MOST OUT OF THE PRICE WAR ENDING

>>18377317
I mean the second wave was obviously going to happen, everyone knows and expects it. You are betting against the other guy with stocks, just like poker. How can I expect that basic factual information would simply just be ignored? I have no idea what guides the market, but it isn't human thought or intelligence. Even retards understand this isn't going anyway any time soon.

>>18377383
Of it breaks the bottom line your fucked.

>>18376809
Is oil gonna moon or go back to 20?

>>18377383
my guess is that'll be wrong.

>>18377380
Why?

>>18377406
but if it doesn't we moon, right?

>>18377394
WELL THEN, all they gotta do is wait for shale to go bankrupt! That'll cut production.

I am financially stable.

>>18377404
This is clown market. But oil puts now and as soon as it’s officially announced that the price war is over you’ll double your money.

>>18377404
Any of the major integrated companies. But even if price war is ended, there is still massive supply and not enough demand for months to years even.

>>18376809
>that bismarck pic
She's a good boat. She'd never do such a disgusting thing.

>>18377370
The Golden Bulldog

>>18377368
the OPEC meeting was unironically priced in

>>18377404
yes

>>18377430
>good boat
>takes one in the pooper from the first biplane to she sees
>only battleship in history to take a torpedo from another battleship
bismark a slut

>>18377414
It’ll break the trend so it will most likely rise in price.

its over for the USA

>>18377363
>logarithmic
People are dying just as fast today as they did yesterday, the pandemic is finally over. Phew

>>18377405
>How can I expect that basic factual information would simply just be ignored?
you can zoom out for that. be patient.

>>18377383
>ta
Don’t care about your redditlines.
Go away

USO taking a massive shit

>>18377450
I don't care either but volatility is low and I'm bored

last time I did TA on /smg/ I just pasted a bunch of batmans onto the trendline

>USO 4.99

It's over

>>18377397

1.25 actually

>>18377430
That's a boat boy

>>18377450
It just werks

>>18377263
The market will always stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

>>18377455
USO back to 4 and UCO back to 1. I want to buy more please and thank you

>>18376976
>moderates
Biden and his supporters are rabid nutjobs.

holy shit this oil dump lol
i'm all in and it still makes me laugh
this shit is so fucking engineered to fuck as many people as possible

>>18377326
A virus that kills old people.
Goverments that want to finance the whole economy.

Bullish, the worse, the better.
A Clow market for a clown world.

>>18377473
a second line has hit the market. america is under attack.

>>18377477
I'm more than fine with it because I bought WTIU not knowing it was getting redeemed today.

Should have held my SCO, oil is fucking dumb.

>>18377479
i'll just keep buying as long as they let me. These are self-correcting issues. Eventually the boys that can't handle low prices will go under and it's reach a profitable equilibrium again

WHY ARE MY OIL STOCKS I BOUGHT THIS MORNING GOING DOWN. GOD DAMNIT.

Do you people legitimately not understand whats going on?
The original models and predictions had this virus infecting 80% of the world and killing potentially hundreds of millions of people worldwide. Markets reacted to that, hence the massive selloffs. Now expert after expert is coming out and saying that those models were wrong and we can expect a few million dead at most. So now markets are reacting to that.

>>18377193
You forgot about the thirdworlders and commies that are slowly taking over.

how tf is ES hanging on when WTI is spitting candles?

>>18377359
Thanks fren!

>>18376762
Gentlemen, how are we feeling about JPMorgan Chase? I am thinking bullish.

OH NO MY MEME LINES I'M RUINED

>>18377263
No, they're not locking down again. Maybe stop reading Zerohedge.

You guys think maybe the market got a bit oversold over this whole crayola virus thing? I just picked some random stocks and threw money at them, no real rhyme or reason. Should I hold or dump em?

Cashed out all my oil at that second peak. Made like 30%. Actually feels good

All I'm gonna hold over the weekend is KTOS, RTX and BA

>>18377513
I feel you, it hit my stop loss earlier.

>13 minutes since last Bakr tweet

>>18377526
>restrictions get loosed
>people go back to work
>everyone gets infected again

Everyone cant stay inside forever

i wish i had cash left to put into UCO the snap back is going to be incredible

>>18377526
NOOOOOO THE WORLD WAS SUPPOSED TO END NOW I HAVE TO GET A JOB NO NO NO NO

RTXchads what the FUCK is happening

>>18377479
Brent is 31.7 now. IT'S ALL GOING DOWN!!!

>>18377473
Anon, professional TA here. You need to instantiate this line over a admittance and resistance smith chart to properly understand the trend.

>>18377547
Take the money and run. Nothing wrong with taking profits. But shameful to lose money.

400 INFECTED ON US AIRCRAFT CARRIER
BULLISH?

>>18377126
I cannot wait for Trump to offer this faggot to "go out back behind the bleachers" for a 1v1 during a debate.

>>18377550

What anthropomorphization of market behavior is this?

>>18377527
They already did in 1913.

wait.

someone asked Trump about Tiger King at the press conference? And he's considering a pardon?

>>18377562
just normal fluctuations in price, you ARE holding with a 2+ year time horizon, right anon?

>>18377526
>infecting 80% of the world and killing potentially hundreds of millions of people worldwide
>implying we're not getting here anyway
>implying experts have good data

>>18377383
nice try bucko, try drawin it up again.

Who is shorting PLAY? Seems like free money

What happened to all the bobos?

Oil stocks are getting BTFO right now.

HAHAHAHAH THE PRICE IS GOING TO BE LOWER THAN PRIOR THE CUT HAHAAHAHAHHA

And here we go again, /smg/ gamblers blaming the "rigged system" because of their retarded speculative bets.

>>18377411
They brought down 8ch-an.

>>18377547
I mean, if you were a serious investor then I'd tell you to remember what your price target was and sell then. But if you're just a meme invest, no reason not to sell and collect 50% profits.

>>18377568
Fellow electrical engineer anon?

>>18377532
I am thinking if you didn't get into finance 5 and 12 years ago you have missed the boat

>>18377015
What?

Hope you sold your oil stocks in time.

>>18377585
What the fuck happened
This was supposed to be to the moon

>>18377568
Sorry all new to this

>>18377581
ok this time I'm sure of it

>>18377580
6% change in 2 hours is normal?

FUCK I FOMOED INTO OIL AGAIN YESTERDAY AFTER SELLING FOR A LOSS THE DAY BEFORE NOW ITS FUCKING DOWN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK /BIZ/ YOU LIED TO ME

>When you sell your USO puts for a loss yesterday but they would have gained today

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

FUCKING OIL

>>18377568
Nah you just put tea leafs under your pillow and you will see the trends in your dreams

UMMMMM JEROME?!???

>>18377568
what am i looking at here?

>>18377526
It’s still going to infect 80% of the world, but because of social distancing it’ll happen much slower and at a much larger economic cost.

>>18377584
we're waiting till September, then the golden bear begins

if i'm sticking with my this-fucking-market-is-engineered-as-fuck hypothesis... i believe they're tanking the price so they can buy up a shit ton of oil before the deal is announced and it moons

>fed announces it will build consumerbots to create demand in hospitality sectors

HOLD, OILFAGS, HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!!!!!

>>18377612
sold USO at $5.26 and I shant be ever buying it again. was a bad move to begin with but I don't think I lost much, think I bought at $5.32 or something

>>18377584
sitting here, working lightly for mr. shekelstein. i'll sweat when we approach S&P 2900. until then, i'm vaguely comfy.

>>18377624

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18377642
A-And wallah! J-Just like that, the D-Dow will never again b-be below 23500!

lmao I told everyone to buy oil on /biz/ and wsb yesterday while I shorted it

Made a fuckload LMFAO

>>18377642
Maybe you should be medicated and not have any money in the stock market. I think that's a more valid hypothesis.

COME ON TRUMP. PLEASE TWEET SOMETHING

>>18377585
>>18377592
If USO keeps dropping are we gonna see a reverse split on it?

>>18377620
Ahhh the classic strategy

>>18377366
kys

Just got my TZA calls in.

Gonna be rich bros.

>>18377620
Buy the rumor sell the news
We litterally spam this in every thread kiddo

Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?
Jerome are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jerome?

>>18377585
>>18377613

good. i have a limit buy order for RDS.B @ 20$ / share

If you're negative on oil stocks from today, you're a retard. I'm still up massively

I am financially ruined

YUM to 100

>>18377637
It takes 10 years to infect the whole world without crashing the hospital system. Flattening the curve is a lie.

>>18377637
This. Catch 22. Either all the deaths fucks the economy, or the socisl distancing does

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

>>18377620
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>18377688
It keeps happening.

>>18377617
In this market, yes

>>18377620
L
M
A
O

NOTHING MATTERS

WE

ARE

DUST

>>18377683
I'm still up like 30%, I was up like 100% this morning. Debating on selling now or holding the weekend. This is funding absurd, this deal was just about best case scenario, what is making it dump?

I'm buying even more HAL

oil tanking get ready for blood

>>18377478
I'm not talking about his supporters. I'm talking about the swing voters in places like PA and OH that stayed home last time. He's palatable enough that they might actually come out and vote this time. I'd love to be wrong, but I'm not sure I will be.

>>18377560
Joke's on you, there are no more jobs! And it gets better: it's all priced in!

every once in a while an anon just comes out of nowhere and says hes financially ruined. thats terrible but it somehow makes me chuckle, sry

>>18377015
I REALLY need the USD to stop dying, but we don't talk about FX here.

>>18377713
this market has been opposite for everything

And here I was thinking Carl was based

>these candle wars

>>18377701
I bought you win. Just let me crawl into a hole and die in peace

>>18377479

Is it possible to buy physical oil and just bury it in my back yard for a few years? I mean ffs at this point, the barrel is going to cost more than the oil inside it.

>>18377713
anon I be you take your +30% and go.............. it will feel so fucking bad......

>>18376790
>man in funny hat decides when the markets dump on the masses

>>18377635
A chart used for wireless transmission.

Good thing Jpow is buying Fucking junk bond etfs and now backing CLOs and CDOs and no doubt buying Market index etfs in dark pools with black rock rn.

Because he is also fucking me, my wife’s boyfriend and my wife.

>>18377722
Because people here are too pussy for 500x leverage

>>18377722
talk

>>18377701
based clack poster
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

>>18377721
They are poorfags that lost like 1000 dollars

WHAT WAS THAT

>>18377746
Jpow just bought my dragon dildo collection. Someone needs to stop him.

FED ANNOUNCES IT WILL START BUYING PHYSICAL BARRELS OF CRUDE OIL AND WILL BE STORING THEM IN THE FED PARKING LOT.

>>18377701
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh nice they agreed to cut production
>market: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THE AGREED TO CUT PRODUCTION?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't think you now what that mea-
>market: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18377615
mmmm..... i think you'll be off again, but what i can say is that we might pop as high as 290 and pass into 295. things tend to look a bit more like parabolas. I'm anticipating that we're leveling off and could spike down to 260 or 230 anytime between now and 295.

OIL bros what happened? We got too cocky

>>18377730

>>18377761
i lost $150 and i am FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>18377649
Who cares. I hope they go to all time lows. That would be rad as fuck. Can make some real money then

>>18377767
That's actually bearish for Oil

>>18377664

He'll probably just ban or tarrif oil imports to protect U.S. shale.

>>18377769
It means buy BP

It's over.

>>18377769
good news isnt priced in

>>18377773
if you didn't make money with oil today you are a certified retard

>>18377736
Who would you sell it to? Refineries buy it by the tanker full. Also barrel is just a unit of measure, it's not in 55 gal drums or whatever.

>>18377713
Everyone knows that oil is in for some pain due to the surplus that's been accumulating. People just need to take the opportunity to cash out on other stocks that have been successful and buy the lows on oil.

>>18377744
confusing

>>18377598
makes me laugh every time. They get bogged by themselves

>>18377769
Always, ALWAYS sell the news.

>>18377769
you thought clown world only applied on the uptrend?

>>18377688
Post proof

oil futures, the only thing that matters, still up

>>18377796
hello, when does the certification arrive in the mail?

>>18377761
might be but its just funny. in between the discussion every other thread there is a dude talking about "im financially ruined." xDDD

>>18377801

It was more of a joke anon, I thought the "back yard" thing would make that apparent.

>>18377819
nigger HOW did you not cash in on 40-50% gains?

>CNBC is in full JUST mode right now

>>18377527
I didn't mention any causes in specific, I just mentioned a problem we're dealing with right now, anon.

>>18377568
Fucking kek. Haven't seen one of those in a while.

>>18377817
yes

teeing it up...

>>18377796
The only oil stock i have that's down AT ALL today is SLB and that's 1%

>>18376920
what has trump done to shore up the razor thin margins he won on in 2016 across rust belt swing states? every year boomers die and every year more latinx zoomers are eligible to vote :^)

>>18377808
fucking this. sell the news always.

THE LINE IS GOING DOWN. I THOUGHT IT ONLY GOES UP. OH NO NO NO.

OH NO BULL BROS!
WE FUCKED IT UP!
WE DIDN'T SEE THE DIP COMING!

NOOOO I BOUGHT HIGH

ITS DROPPING

BULL BROS SAVE ME

>>18377804
I know. I would try to explain it better but it's been over a year since I've even seen the damn thing, let alone used it.

MAKE IT STOP


MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

CLACK CLACK POSTER WHERE ARE YOU

SHUT THE FUCK UP HANNO

FUCK OFF WITH GABI

CALL SPX 3250
i fucked up

I am financially a little poorer than yesterday.

US WILL GAIN MARKETSHARE
BUY XLE

remember when I said I was going to hold HSU over the weekend

maybe I won't, SPY is spooky

if there's a big EOD dump I might buy in at a lower price again, canada not having PDT rules is one of the few bright spots in leafland

>this morning
Bears are finished all hail the eternal bull
>after lunch
FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL EVERYTHING

What happened anons?

95% cash waiting for the next legt down. whos with me

>>18377839
>but if there's one thing we've got a problem with
I responded to this, dude.

>>18377840
has to go down pre tweet pumping levels before it actually matters

>>18377717
>oil tanking get ready for blood

fuck are you on about? oil storage tankers are about to go up as we run out of land storage for excess oil

>>18377898
LMAO AND THE GOOD RX BULLSHIT

>>18377913
>cash out at lunch
>buy in at 3:55
>repeat this every week

>>18377915
I'm about 50% cash right now.

>>18377908
Us has the most expensive oil. Why the fuck would this be good for them

>>18376920
>he isn't #RidinWithBidin
Get that malarkey out of here nigga

>buy at open
>sell at close

>>18377315
O Captain my Captain

>>18377315
>>18377945
why do you do this to yourselves?

>>18377915
Yeah I sold almost everything on tuesday. Bull bros almost had me feeling stupid for a while

>>18377935
60% cash, 30% inverse etfs, 10% some leftovers from two weeks ago.

>>18377915
>>18377935
50% gang

>buying the black boomer liquid
kek

>>18377956
>>18377935
>>18377915
There won’t be another dip. You boys missed out, it’s okay to admit. But you could still buy now before it goes any higher

i hope you all learned your lesson today

>>18377913
Nothing, just short term memes. Jerome is buying fucking junk bonds. This is never dorpping.

>>18377934
is this how to outsmart the boggs?

every day is going to be green from now on

fed can spend billions and doesn't have to keep records anymore

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/09/coronavirus-recovery-bill-fed-records-176371

>>18377936
shale is cheap now retard

If Raytheon drops to $60 again I'll liquidate whatever I need to buy more RTX

I can't believe people unironically bought oil TODAY

Im making a killing on oil rn

I bought at the top lol.

>>18377979
You are wrong. Oil is going to hit storage limits and tumble down again.
Do not buy oil now.

>>18375183
Canadian /smg/ is laughing at us again

Everyone on here lives in a 5 minute window.
>OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY ISNT JNUG GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAA

>>18378012
How many companies are even on the canadian stock market? Tim Hortons and what else?

looks like oil is going bankrupt desu, what will be our next source of energy once it ceases to exist?

god if brent drops below 30 again i'm going to be filthy rich

dumb question but what happens if you own shares in a company and then they get bought out?
whats happens to your shares?

>>18378016
no, that's not true, I also hold BAM and RTX

>>18378016
and it's a good thing

>>18378012
we can just laugh at their capital gains tax rates though

>>18378016
Ok boomer

>>18378006
Can you tell me when you're selling so I know when we've reached the bottom?

USO BAGHOLDERS WYA??

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY

>>18376817
Only 5m isn't going to cut it, if they go through with it I expect crude to sink (which means, of course, B U L L I S H)

>>18377620

>Ze bought?
>Doump eet

>>18376762
wti 10% down

Fedposters don't understand that they want it to crash so they can buy cheapies.

The trillions of dollars is going to keep their winning options whole so they can cash them out.

JOHNSON LEAVES ICU

>>18378016
Yes.

>>18377979
I bought and locked in profits? I lost out from 2600 to 2800, but I'm perceiving a big risk right now.

>>18378040
TFSAs are pretty gud, basically a leafroth

LISTEN WHAT IF TODAY IS THE BLACK FRIDAY AND THE NEXT LEG DOWN? FED HAVE SHOWN THEIR BAZOOKA ALREADY

>>18378030
Oil 2

My strategy is just to hold forever.

>400 replies and no new thread

>in 5 minutes there will be 3 new threads

>classic /smg/

>>18377989
>2017

>>18378050
that's from 2 countries only

>>18378058
Has.... has he Ascended?

>WTI and Brent declining
>Tankers still flat

Gay market

>>18378058
on a stretcher to the fridge or because he is feeling better?

>>18378047
Will do friend