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>uncle is trying to sell me his house, says the recession won't happen because of the stimulus package and hence housing price will stay the same
what should I do bros... it's a good deal

>> No.18378418

>>18378404
10k sirs reporting in!

>> No.18378434

>>18378404
is your family jewish? thats the only explanation i could find or your uncle is a huge asshole

>> No.18378438

>>18378404
your uncle is a jew

>> No.18378462

>>18378404
Is he offering it to you for under market price? If yes, he is being family and helping keep things in the family. If no, he is being a boomer and trying to find a paypig (you).

>> No.18378478

He is lying, make him an offer 30% less then what he asks.

>> No.18378535

>>18378404
You uncle wants to fuck you for a second time

>> No.18378559
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18378559

>>18378462
Will housing price drop tho?

>> No.18378632

>highest levels of unemployment since the 1930's

>the fed litreally has to print TRILLIONS on a daily basis just to keep appearances, now even buying junkbonds

Yeah, I am sure this will all just go away ina couple of weeks and we'll be back to normal again

>> No.18378683

>>18378559
No, and anyone who says so is retarded. I work for a real estate developer and last months we started on a 55 appartment big building. Within two weeks we already had 300+ responses. Whereof 40 where cash offers.

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18378715

>>18378404

Buy Ethereum wait until Russia Kill the Dollar by pumping oil then buy his house

>> No.18378725

>>18378683
These where high end appartments in the city centre. 150m^2. €400.000-650.000.

>> No.18378729

>>18378683
>last month
last month 40% of renters didnt skip rent

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18378771

>>18378559
sir she vary sexy is she u sister??
can u give telefone pleas i want make much good sex with buetiful lady i am vary good at and can give har any she want in india all peple no me becase much money and good famiy

>> No.18378803

>>18378404
If he believed that he wouldn't be selling.

>> No.18378837

>>18378559
Yes, at least for a few months
Odds are that by then your uncle won't sell

>> No.18378847

>>18378404
sounds kind of like convenient timing for him to want to sell you a house during the greatest risk of a recession, despite him not expecting a recession, ey?

>> No.18378849

>>18378404
lol your uncle is literally trying to pump and dump you

>> No.18378850
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>>18378559
yes housing always drops in a recession. Just look at what Russia is doing with oil the dollar is fucked.

OPEC props the dollar up by forcing everyone to first convert into dollars and then pay for oil. This creates artificial demand for dollars so the USA needs a high oil price.

Low oil price decreases demand for dollars in the international market. The USA runs on OIL in more ways then one. With a low oil price Americans will no longer be able to flip burgers and buy Iphones as their purchasing power will reflect the USA's actual trade value which is jack shit.

Dollar is going to tank and the printing is not helping. Buy a house after the crash this fall and in the mean time Hedge with Ethereum.

>> No.18378859

>>18378729
Maybe in americuck. Because evictions are banned. Here in superior west europe that is not the case. Almost everything is open, except restaurants and universities and all office workers work from home. Supermarkets are fully stacked. And daily new cases are dropping hard

>> No.18378866

>>18378434
Jews don't do their own kind like that as shitty as they are towards gentiles. I'm gonna guess this guys family are roma gypsies, Pakistanis, possibly Lebanese or some form of Arab.

>> No.18378889

>>18378404
get fucked?

>> No.18378917

>>18378404
Looks like a tinder match, anastasia something, too bad she unmatched me after I called her whole image fake kek

>> No.18378945

Ask him how many offers he's gotten this year. It's probably 0. Why should you pay fair value for an asset nobody is buying?

>> No.18378992

>>18378917

>>18378404


Ohh shit its actually her, didn't know she was that famous :'))))

>> No.18379094

>>18378683
>Renters renting wow
Yes prices will drop but you should also keep demand for retard housing in mind.

>> No.18379269

>>18379094
Not renting retard. Buying. They bought the appartments. Demand is really high.

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18379305

>Uncle is trying to drop his bags on you before an obvious dip in housing values

>> No.18379586

>>18378404
>it's a good deal
Doesn't that answer your question? A good deal is a good deal.

>> No.18379796

>>18378404
Buy it but put a stipulation in that if the house loses more than 30% then he is to compensate you. ie basically putting a hedge in the contract

>> No.18379939

>>18378404
Lmao imagine getting jewed by your own uncle