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18488006 No.18488006 [Reply] [Original]

Pardon me my noble acquaintances. I know all of us are terribly busy in our endeavors. I ask that you gather ‘round for I have an Important announcement.

>> No.18488011

WE

>> No.18488015

>>18488006
wait...guys why is this stickied??

>> No.18488021

>>18488006

>> No.18488027
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>>18488006

>> No.18488028

>>18488006
Look everyone, he's trying to tell us something. What is it?

>> No.18488037

>>18488015
He said Important announcement, duh.

Jolly good, I do so love these. Carry on, my good man.

>> No.18488040
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18488040

fren reporting in

>> No.18488048

yes yes go ahead anon

>> No.18488064
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18488064

You have my ear good sir!

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>>18488006
down in front please!

>> No.18488070
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18488070

Alright, let’s hear it

>> No.18488073
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18488073

ok frog man lets hear it

>> No.18488095
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>>18488070
>>18488073
Simmer down gentlemen, all will be revealed shortly. Have any of you squires seen my brother Apu?

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>>18488006
Ah yes an announcement, time to bring out my new suit which shows off my thickness.

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>>18488006
I am prepared to disseminate the information, my good man

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>>18488095
yes anon, I am right here in my quarantine. What do you have to say, friend?

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>>18488095

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>>18488006
Great event you're putting on. Really capital. I'll show myself to the open bar.

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>>18488146
Please! The jannies are working double hours with no overtime. They’d be glad to serve you.

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>>18488006
I'm listening.

>> No.18488202

>>18488006
A...Alright...if it's so important that this got stickied, then it must be important.
So...what is it?

>> No.18488205
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18488205

posting in a sticky and waiting for the fine gentlemen to give his announcement!

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>>18488095

>> No.18488255

>>18488171
nice one

>> No.18488257

>>18488006
I’m all ears, friend. Would enjoy a few refreshments before you begin, though...

>> No.18488273

Toasting in epic announcement bread. I’m rather enjoying the hors d’oeuvers

>> No.18488278
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18488278

Please enlighten us kind sir

>> No.18488301
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18488301

All ears,

>> No.18488321
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18488321

Go ahead friend, I'm ready!

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>>18488006
>>18488095
fuck off frog poster

>> No.18488339
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18488339

Greetings OP and all my fellow attendees! We always have time for your announcements, please do proceed.

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18488345

What's going on here?

>> No.18488417
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18488417

Spill the beans or he dies

>> No.18488431

>>18488015
This wtf

>> No.18488438
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18488438

I'm listening...

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18488443

News Checking in ready to report this anouncement to the people

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>>18488006

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18488476

The gentlemen are eager to get back to the party, sir, hurry up, it’s time to speak!

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>>18488322
You rapscallion, you! Who let you in here?
SECURITY!
Please escort this opulent urchin out.

>> No.18488493
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>>18488476
Pardon me, I wasn’t even wearing my mask. How rude.

>> No.18488552

>>18488493
Blue mask with black bowtie and shoes. The absolute state of you, man. How declassé.

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>>18488322
>>18488345
Aroint thee! Thou shan’t spoil this hour!

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>> No.18488725

>>18488006
OP my drink is getting warm waiting..

>> No.18488743
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18488743

Gentlemen, what have I missed?

>> No.18488750

>>18488725
We gentlemen are all settled in and awaiting, anon. Let's have it.

>> No.18488763

>*low conversational rumbling*

>> No.18488767
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18488767

Very excited for this announcement, please continue OP

>> No.18488808

>*thread theme plays quietly on surround sound*
https://youtu.be/xy_NKN75Jhw

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18488826

Better hurry anon, I'm ready to swing!

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18488835

Me and my girl are waiting patiently for this announcement

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18488850

getting hungry, mind if I have my supper here?

>> No.18488854
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18488854

did this motherfucker just ditch us?

>> No.18488857

>>18488345
Nothing of your concern sir.

>> No.18488877

>>18488835
Who let them in here?? Guards. Guards. Remove this man immediately. Not the horse, though. She can stay. Hi-yoooooooo.

>> No.18488890

>>18488835
based horsepussy

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>>18488877
nice numbers, anon
the horse stays

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18488909

Sorry I'm late, the roads are a doozy. I haven't missed the gentleman's announcement, have I?

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18488932

I'll patiently await your announcement, lad.

>> No.18488951

>>18488909
No my good sir. Please have a seat.

>> No.18488961

>>18488011
WUZ

>> No.18488986
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18488986

What news do you have for us today?

>> No.18489012

>>18488006
Anon, this is most unseemly, making us wait beyond all recompense. Youre on verge of turning minor inconvenience to complete social scandal. The ladies of court will make you fodder their gossip the next 22 fortnites, bare minimum. Out with it, man.

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>>18488006
oh i love announcements, go ahead kind sir

>> No.18489045
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18489045

I am here

>> No.18489049

>>18488850
share your meal with the world why dont u

>> No.18489112
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>>18489049
Of course, please be my guest

>> No.18489113
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>>18488006
Oh thank god I made it in time, what's the announcement?

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here and getting high as fuck patiently awaiting your announcement my good sir

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>>18488961
Kangz...

>> No.18489151
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18489151

>>18488006
I think you all sh...WHOAAAAAAGOTTAGOSEEEYOUONTHEMOON

>> No.18489153 [DELETED] 
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18489153

Listen up you fucking rat-faced kikes. Yes, you!

AHEM

I am NEVER, ever, EVER selling my fucking LINKIES. Not a single one. NEVER. EVER. Under no circumstances.

Do you understand?

I am NEVER

EVER

EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCKING SELLING.

Didn't sell at 30 cents.

LINK at 50 cents? Didn't sell.
LINK at $1? Didn't sell.
LINK at $4? Didn't sell.
LINK at $10? Still not selling, because...

I am
NEVER
EVER
selling my fucking LINK.

The only way you covetous, foreskin-stealing, money-grubbing, well-poisoning, child-sacrificing, rat-faced KIKES will EVER see my LINK again is if you pump the price to AT LEAST $1000 per token... at which point, AGAIN, I will STILL NOT SELL A SINGLE ONE OF MY FUCKING LINKIES. EVER.

Oh yea, and one more thing...
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck spics
Fuck chinks
And most importantly, Fuck jannies.

The announcement is over, thank you everyone for your time.

>> No.18489166

>>18489153
based

>> No.18489170

>>18489153
IP changed

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>>18489153

>> No.18489202

>>18489153
based but not OP.

>> No.18489203
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>>18489153
USURPER! Gentlemen, gentlemen, please ignore this charlatan and resume your patient discourse in anticipation of our gracious host.

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>>18489153

>> No.18489223

>>18489153
Aggressively based

>> No.18489225

>>18489203
oh god

>> No.18489227

>>18489203
>>18489170
Haha my ip changed too

>> No.18489232
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>>18489153
Thank you for your service.

>> No.18489241

>>18489170
>>18489153
>>18489203
Scandal, scandal. Its all lost to scandal now. Be prepared, the ladies at court won't be kind.

Bring the carriage, Jeeves. This has been a debacle.

>> No.18489303

>>18489153
couldn't have said it better myself! absolutely splendid.

>> No.18489325
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18489325

>>18489153
Unequivocally based my good sir.

>> No.18489376
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18489376

Good evening gentlemen I am reporting in and waiting for the announcement.

>> No.18489387

>>18489376
You missed it.

>> No.18489494

>>18489153
based

>> No.18489717

>>18489153
i am proud to have witnessed such a redpilled post

>> No.18490853
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>>18489153
based. got my humble investment of 24 links.

>> No.18490929

>>18489153
yeah.. im thinking you're fucking based.

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>>18489153
I don't mcfucken buy it

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>>18488070
A-am I late?

>> No.18491854

>>18489153
absolutely monstrously based, and good day to you sir

>> No.18491874
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18491874

>>18489153
FUCK LINK
FUCK YOU

>> No.18492672

>>18488015
Wtf I love trannies now

>> No.18492863
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>>18489153
Thank you. I can now live out the rest of my years in peace and die happy, having witnessed such an unambiguously based post.

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>>18488006
Ahhhhhhhhh the FRENCH champagne is often celebrated for its excellence

but there is a CALIFORNIA champagne

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>>18489153
I am proud to have witnessed such a glorious post before its unlawful deletion. Bravo good sir. Your demise will not be in vain as the janny seethes endlessly and goes another night without sleep.

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>>18491874
unbelievably based and redpilled

jannies tongue my anus

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>>18489153
unbelievably based and redpilled

jannies tongue my anus