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>> No.18641743
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18641743

Fuck bobos.

>> No.18641752

>>18641713
bros im not usually the CBT type but...

>> No.18641760

imagine being a stupid fucking bear lmao

imagine missing the dip of a generation because you're a fucking stupid doomer

get fucked faggots

>> No.18641766

>>18641713
>up over 100% on xom calls
I've never been this right. How long do I ride it?

>> No.18641796

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVLL! SVRGE BVLL! CVCK! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18641801

>>18641766
Cash in now.

>> No.18641878
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18641878

>look up Bing's word of the day
>"bardolatry"
>how do you pronounce that?
>listen to pronunciation, and it almost sounds like "buy Dollar Tree".
Is this a sign to long DLTR, friends?

>> No.18641890

>>18641766
Cash in later.

>> No.18641910

>>18641878
>longing retail

>> No.18641915

Any ideas for a call I can buy today and sell tomorrow for a decent gain??

>> No.18641938

>>18641915
DEAC maybe if you think the Draft Kings reverse IPO isn't completely priced in.

>> No.18641956
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>dreaming about stocks and profits when I go to sleep
>its happening every day now

>> No.18641978
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>>18641713
>Our dear leader has a banging hot sister
I want Kim Yo-jong to BDSM on my dong

>> No.18641981

>>18641878
>bing
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18641983

What is the SMG Memestock protfolio?

MRO
XOM
KO
thats about all I'm seeing atm

>> No.18642022

>>18641983
RTX
AMD

>> No.18642029

>>18641956
I'm having fucked up dreams where my teeth are falling out

>>18641983
the DEW+augmented portfolio is endgame

>> No.18642044

>>18642029
go to the dentist, oh wait you cant.

>> No.18642048
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18642048

sorry i'm late boys, spent most of the morning working core. gotta make sure i'm in peak shape to fuck these bulls into the dirt.

>> No.18642063

>>18641743
>thinking the worst is over
kek

>> No.18642068

>>18641983
wasnt it something like NET, BAM and RTX

>> No.18642073

EVERYDAY IS CRAB DAY

>> No.18642078

The CHADfolio

BABA
NIO
TCEHY
JD
BIDU
SOGO

>> No.18642083
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>>18641868
Aww. I can throw in a shit pile of shares I guess maybe since I am making good money today and Gilead prospects are making market look up and Cuomo right now showed a massive decline in the curve which should mean mega pump.

>>18641873
Because we are gonna start shit in the Middle East again obviously. Didn't you hear the news this morning about Iranian gunboats getting too close to tankers? If you aren't going into oil now you are an idiot who can't read the writing on the wall. That is why it has been rallying even on market decline recently, people know we are going to go to war or start shit. Load up before it is too late anon, Trump gave us the courtesy or warning us about the tension so use it to your advantage.

>>18641905
Are we really doing this? I will throw in a hundred shares for the lols, the downside is unironically not bad at all right now.

>> No.18642084
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>>18642048
finna dab on this bull(shitters)

>> No.18642089
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>>18641713
>woke up
>logged on to broker
>JNUG up 1132%

>> No.18642091

Airlines can't possibly keep this shit up, right? They have to fall when they reveal their surely-abysmal earnings.

...right?

>> No.18642111

>tfw sold my $135 BA calls when it hit $139
>still fucking soaring

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18642112
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>>18642091

>> No.18642117
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>>18642078
I really want TCEHY, but I think the valuation is too high

>> No.18642118

S&P 4000 this summer

>> No.18642126
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18642126

Boeing is on a moon mission hop on or you might miss it.

>> No.18642130

You forgot to post the link to the new thread in the old general anon.

>> No.18642131

>>18641713
>Another day, another imagine her ........... your ............

>> No.18642135
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>>18641752
>You wake up
>naked and tied to a chair
>you try to scream but there is a gag ball in your mouth
>a flickering fluorescent light above your head
>pic related is hovering over you

>> No.18642137

>>18642130
who cares?

>> No.18642140

We are now at

MRO
XOM
KO
RTX
AMD
Which is basically my folio atm and I also have BA
SBUX
FB
DIS
CCL

>>18642029
What is DEW+augmented portfolio?

>> No.18642147
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>>18641956
tfw waiking up to the best dream
the living meme

and all i had to do was ask /smg/
>i have $300 how can i be rich by tomorrow

>> No.18642156

HAL is a beast
it's a monster
it's fucking unstoppable.

>> No.18642161

>>18642089
Reverse split.

>> No.18642162

>>18642126
I wouldn't buy Boeing now. The US Government won't let them go bankrupt, but I don't think they will sell many planes in the next few years

>> No.18642164
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18642164

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY KING BOBO

HE WILL DROP THE S&P500 BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "AWAKEN MY MASTER"

>> No.18642175

>>18642147
how you do it anon

>> No.18642178

>>18642140
CCL sold out the first quarter of 2021 because that's the quarter with celebrity cruises. COVID-19 could literally kill instantly on contact and those tickets would have sold out.

>> No.18642181

>>18642147
what the fuck

>> No.18642183
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18642183

who do you think has a higher net worth on this board?

mumus?

or bobos?

>> No.18642189
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>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.18642190
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18642190

>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest world wide debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Stocks only go up
*sips*

>> No.18642193

>>18642147
All Into SPY calls
18 SEP 20 400
200x minimum profits

>> No.18642195
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18642195

Ok bulls, that's more than enough. Step away from the buy button now.

>> No.18642198

>>18642091
DAL posted earnings yesterday. Everything fell with it because all airlines will post pretty much the same thing. Literally priced in now

>> No.18642201

>had 12 JNUG shares yesterday
>reverse split
>now have one
>so they should have cashed me out of the remaining 2 shares, right?
>nope, instead have a -$37 balance in my account

Can anyone explain this?

>> No.18642203

>>18642164
fuck off we're trying to get in early on this bull market.

>> No.18642208
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>>18642189
bomb has been planted

>> No.18642209

>>18642190
>tfw invested in a breville 870xl
worth it

>> No.18642212
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18642212

thinking about going into KO, is it really just a meme or is there upside?

>> No.18642214

>>18642183
Mumus

>> No.18642215

>>18642175
ask /smg/
not me
make sure to tell them the dollar amoint your willing to spend and things to keep in mind

>> No.18642232
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>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.18642234

>>18641766
Cash it in.

>> No.18642235

>>18641766
never cash in let it expire

>> No.18642236

>>18642178
I watched a video analysing CCL and RCL and I think that CCL has much better margins and much less debt, also holidays are the main thing other than haircuts that demand is being pent up for, the longer we are all inside the more we will all want to go on holiday once we are able

>> No.18642246

>>18641956
I had a dream where I was doing gymnastics over this abyss, like ninja warrior style gymnastics. I completed the first trial with no problems but during the second one fell and tried to grab a foam block but it just pulled the block out with me. I tried again and the same thing happened.

>> No.18642251
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>>18642195
Never

>> No.18642253

>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.18642257
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>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER, PRESENT YOUR GLORIOUS COCK FOR ME TO SUCK

>> No.18642265

>>18642201
This is explained in every single solitary article on leveraged ETFs; do NOT hold for over a day unless you know exactly what you are doing. Pro tip: you don't know what you're doing.

>> No.18642271

>>18642195
I've been mashing the sell button bobo

>> No.18642273

>>18642209
Probably my favorite purchase of all time

>> No.18642281

>>18641713
Is that Michael Jackson?

>> No.18642286

>>18642029
Go to the dentist. You have periodontal issues. You need a deep clean and root scale and probably a trip to periodontist as well. Do whatever you have to do to take of it now.

>> No.18642289

>>18642190
nobody cares about this shit.

>> No.18642292

>>18642161

What do you think this means in the long run for this stock?

I guess I now only have a few shares. Should I hold?

>> No.18642305

>>18642190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51IXwqDDLG4
Embrace the clown honk honk

>> No.18642309
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18642309

Did you buy the dip?

>> No.18642315
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>>18642292
There is no long run, day trade it like me, A smart

>> No.18642319

>>18642289
why anon? what do you know that we don't? isn't it at all curious how, despite all these negatives, the stock prices still rise?

>> No.18642323

>>18642209
holy shit now i want one

>> No.18642326
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18642326

Why are oil tankers falling?! They are my only losing asset right now.

>> No.18642328

>>18642162
they're getting contract cancellations in and announced layoffs/internal restructuring and US big three airlines and others are not in the spot to be interested

I agree, I wouldn't long that shit. I bought it high for short term trying to ride headlines and still sitting on it.

>> No.18642333

HOW IS CHK UP 30%????

>> No.18642337

Bili and nio are down. But everything else is up.
Why is china different?

>> No.18642339

>>18642309
Everything has changed. Understandeable. Oil crisis is over.

>> No.18642345
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18642345

>not hedging with lean hogs
Lads what are you doing? NGMI

>> No.18642350

>>18642309
If you "bought the dip" you are probably broke now.

>> No.18642351

>>18642326
price of oil is going up so they're not going to make as much money since they have to pay more in fuel costs.

>> No.18642354

I have 8k right now

How much should I have in right now? Everything is at good prices right now, however I want to be able to buy in cheaper if it goes lower

>> No.18642359

>>18642190
It’s all priced in. We would be up 200% if coronavirus didn’t hit us

>> No.18642362

is dow 23750 going to be rejected guys?
if not i see mumu confirmed

>> No.18642364

>>18642319
if people are willing to buy stocks, their prices will rise. it doesnt fucking matter how you think things should work out.

>> No.18642370

>>18642212
shaky div last time I checked

>> No.18642373
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18642373

what are we buying bros?

>> No.18642374

>>18642364
80% of market trading is algorithms

>> No.18642395
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>>18642373
you don't buy on green days. Today we watch it pump to the heavens then sell. Buy and hold on red days

>> No.18642401

I have a dream anons.... I want to get enough money saved up so that I can buy a cheap abandoned school in Gary Indiana and fix it up into a base of sorts for a paramilitary organization or something. I really haven't gotten further than that but I think it would be a cool anti-niggerization tactic. I'd want to systematically start converting all the abandoned shit into a productive, functioning local economy and fight the nogs. I know It's never gonna happen but it's fun to dream of a better world.

>> No.18642403

>>18642354
all of it in AMC

>> No.18642406

>>18642333
They had a 200 to 1 reverse split

>> No.18642407
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>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER!

>> No.18642410

>>18642364
The market is also smart to some extent, only meme companies like netflix tesla fitbit and zoom are able to trade at stupid high unrealistic valuations

>> No.18642417

>>18642374
how the fuck would you know?

>> No.18642418
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>>18642351
Doesn't mean the crisis is over, so that was quite the hasty decline there. Oh well, everything else is way up so worth keeping the hedge. If it really plummets I will just buy the dip, I am only using FRO because it has the least downside and most upside. All the other tankers can have massive losses, but FRO is like 6 dollars off its all time low still yet hundreds away from all time high.

>> No.18642423

>>18642364
>Implying anyone is buying
This right now is a fight of algos, mostly ETF algos and a few hedge funds dropping their bags slwoly. But whatever makes you happy.

>> No.18642425
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>>18642373
Real bros are made, not bought.

>> No.18642426

>>18642189
>>18642203
>>18642232
>>18642253
>>18642257
>>18642407
I AWAKEN

>> No.18642433

>>18642401

based. Follow your dreams anon.

>> No.18642439

>20000 hotels and restaurants about to close with high risk of not returning
>LMAOOOO FUCKING PUMP IT BUY EVERYTHING AT INCREASING PRICES OMGGGGGGGGGG THE DIPPPPPP

>> No.18642443

>>18642406
And then pumped $10 retard

>> No.18642446

>>18642417
> Eighty percent of the daily moves in U.S. stocks are machine-led, a fund manager told CNBC on Wednesday.

>> No.18642448

>>18642406
That's not how it works you retarded faggot. Please go back

>> No.18642450

Bears seething

>> No.18642454

>>18642439
>Fighting the FED
lmao

>> No.18642468
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>>18642426
TIME TO FUCK MUMU

>> No.18642472

>>18642425
THE WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOO

>> No.18642474
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Thoughts on NFLX tmr Friday?

>> No.18642475

>>18642446
so what are you going to do about it? are you going to flee and let the machines have the market, or are you going to get in there and trade like a man?

>> No.18642477
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>>18642439
bullish

>> No.18642479

>>18642374
Why don't we ban algos? I can't imagine it's too healthy for an economy to have a bunch of fucking robots making trades based on nothing but stupid TA equations

>> No.18642491

>Bobos has to resort to intern larping in these threads to cope

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>>18642426
>>18642468

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.18642499

>>18642403
>going bankrupt
>all in

>> No.18642501

>>18642479
I agree. Only living, breathing human beings should be allowed to execute trades

>> No.18642506

Another Greenie Weenie Day

>> No.18642512

>>18642499
Bezos is going to buy it

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>>18642479
>yfw you realize long after humanity has gone extinct the robots will still be trading stonks

>> No.18642520

>>18642443
Then short it faggot

>> No.18642529

>>18642439
Hotels I am quite bullish on, I have an airbnb and this is shit right now, I am losing a small amount of money in holding costs, however as soon as this opens back up I'm going to be straight back to normal.

People are still requesting to book, don't underestimate how dumb people are, they have no care of catching the virus as long as they can do what they want to do. There isn't going to be some sort of new fear around traveling if the virus has gone. as the weeks and months go on, demand for travel is building up higher at the floodgates

>> No.18642537

>>18642479
what's funny is that sometimes people will do a fake mass marketing campaign. That means getting a bunch of twitter bots, online ad space, making fake news websites, etc. to circulate obviously false news about a company.

The algos read it and sell the company en masse

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18642541

Post your trading set up

>> No.18642542

>>18642477
>tight body [+1]
>novel use of suspenders [+1]
>bolt on milkers [-1]
>not asian [critical failure]
>not asian

>> No.18642543

>>18642495
Who saves this on his pc

>> No.18642544

>>18642448
Holy shit, go play in traffic.

>> No.18642555

>>18642542
>not asian
enjoy your elliot rodger baby

>> No.18642557

What the fucka fuk is a bobo?

>> No.18642559

>>18642265
I understand leverage decay, but I just wanted to know why the reverse split was fucked. Is there some kind of special reverse split for leveraged ETFs? That doesn’t make sense

>> No.18642561

soon

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>>18642479
>Ban algos
Illiquid trading here we come, yay

>> No.18642574

>>18642543
hi newfren, welcome to 4chan

>> No.18642579

I'm not even going to bother watching the market. I know it's another 0 volume day gap up crab and tomorrow will be another 0 volume day gap down crab

>> No.18642580

>>18642373
DB as always

>> No.18642581

>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

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>>18642541

>> No.18642598
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>>18642557
you have to back wsbnigger

>> No.18642600
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18642600

I'm FOMO-ing really hard guys, throw me 2 stocks to buy (2 - so we can say i diversified), I need to put this to end

>> No.18642611

>>18642600
HAL
RTX

>> No.18642614

>>18642600
sdow, spxs
:^)

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>>18642542
>not asian
Im so tired of ugly chink bug faces

>> No.18642616

shorted AMD, plan on holding for a week with a 5% stop loss. wish me luck bros.

>> No.18642622

A friendly reminder that people trading the May contract != people buying the May contract.
Oil will crash again in May, and it might go even lower with two contracts worth of overproduction.

>> No.18642628

>>18642600
If you really want to buy today, grab NTGR. They released bad earnings today and are down 17%, which I think is oversold.

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glad to see Jerome is back from lunch

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>>18642541

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>>18642541

>> No.18642661
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The serene bliss of finally overcoming FOMO. The warmth that fills my chest as I watch the chaos unfold around me, knowing without a shadow of a doubt, that my puts will print.

>> No.18642671

>>18642048
Based

>> No.18642674
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>>18642541
That is so fucking comfy, literally my goal setup. Thanks for helping keep me motivated more anon. I don't even have a set up, just a desk, computer, and chair. This is why I am investing, so I can live life comfortably eventually.

>>18642600
RTX, and even more RTX. Incoming war with Iran soon, just do it or you will regret it.

>> No.18642673

>>18642567
Sounds comfy. It will make you have to really think about what position you want.

>> No.18642686

>>18642433
Fuck it. I might as well start a gofundme. I'm sure there are some like minded people that would try to settle this negro frontier.

>> No.18642688
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18642688

>down
>up
>down
>up
FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, SOMEBODY KILL THIS FUCKING CRAB MARKET

>> No.18642702

>>18642661
How far out are they?

>> No.18642708
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18642708

>>18642688

>> No.18642709

How the fuck is Beyond Meat up another 9%?

>> No.18642716

>>18642688
My portfolio is going uphill desu

>> No.18642718

>everything rises or falls at the same time
FUCK ETF ALGOS
>the more actual revenue a company makes the less it moons
For example, the more orders are cancelled, the more Boeing rises

>> No.18642720

>>18642688
Sounds like a way to make easy money, if you aren't stupid

>> No.18642721
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18642721

Just went in 100 shares in XOM how much should I buy in RTX?

>> No.18642722

>>18642708
yee-claw

>> No.18642726

redpill me on KOS

>> No.18642728

At this point, i want to see the biggest recovery in history, maybe even top the previous ATH this year to just see the world collapsing on all the retarded zoomers and mil who are playing along the boomer games.

Inflate all bubbles further and further, to just pop the gigantic mother of all bubbles. Please do it.

>Meanwhile buy CALLS and never fight the central banks.

>> No.18642731

>>18642673
You say that, but then after 4 days of price not moving more than a few cents it suddenly gaps down and fucks you in the ass. A stop won't help either because the stock is too illiquid for anything to fill which means you get skipped

>> No.18642734

>>18642518
>Every industry is destroyed and turned to ash
>Bots: "STONKS GO UP XD"

>> No.18642736

>>18642709
Starbucks added it to their menu

>> No.18642737
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18642737

>>18642708
>>18642722
YOU JUST YEED YOUR LAST HAW

>> No.18642738

>>18642257
Why are you posting these gay pictures

>> No.18642740

>>18642718
Literally the shittiest companies are mooning. Fucking NFLX, fucking ZM, fucking SNAP, give me a fucking break.

>> No.18642743
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18642743

HOG GANG RISE UP

>> No.18642746

>>18642518
bullish

>> No.18642749

Guess should I buy Wells Fargo? I am seriously considering buying some. They are half off right now.

>> No.18642752

>>18642721
i bought 150 a couple days ago, just buy so u don’t fomo when it goes to the moon

>> No.18642761

>>18642628
Thanks just bought 1k

>> No.18642774
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18642774

>>18642615

>> No.18642784
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18642784

>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.18642786

>>18642708
YEEEE CLAW

>> No.18642798

Wait... This whole shut down isn't because of chinks, it's because of niggers. Niggers make up like 70% of the cases and only 13% of the population. I say we just open up this economy right now!

>> No.18642826

>>18642740
Snapchat is so shit, If you have instagram and facebook there is no need to go on snapchat its only a matter of time before fb or whatsapp introduce video messages and wipe them off the face of the earth

>> No.18642840

I bought 100k in RTX cuz of u guys

>> No.18642841

So RDS or XOM?

>> No.18642842

>>18642740
t. boomer

>> No.18642845

You know we’re going higher when you see bears literally begging to a false meme god that the market crashes again.

>> No.18642851

holy shit where the fuck is the volume, nothing is moving

>> No.18642865

>>18642826
or they just buy them

>> No.18642866

>>18642841
RDS if you believe in a less oil dominated world. XOM if you believe in the life blood of there Rockefeller family

>> No.18642874

SENPAITACHI, WHY IS BOEING UP?

There is no logic to this market.

>> No.18642877

>>18642851
Volume was never there in the first place and still we recovered to June 2019 levels. Rational and organic as a real V shape recovery is.

>> No.18642880

is uso going to rebound good and hard bois?

>> No.18642890
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18642890

>>18642840
Very smart play. Now hold and fall in love with your gains.

>>18642841
XOM. American based, meaning it will benefit more from our action than RDS. Though RDS is a phenomenal pick up too, don't get me wrong. It is just XOM will benefit more from our government's intervention and thus rise faster/more.

>> No.18642892

>>18642840
bearish

>> No.18642894

>>18642851
algos mostly
people are hesitant to invest because they know it might go down even more and they'll get shafted if it drops too far
seen it happen, had it happen
margin/maint calls are fun for novices

>> No.18642895

>>18642865
lizard man zuck will not buy snapchat, they already offered when snapchat was smaller and got turned down, then they ripped it off and introduced insta stories to fuck them over

>> No.18642910

trump bux related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZFHG8wWC5s

>> No.18642912

Is USO gonna dump again?

>> No.18642921

>>18642212
It's a pretty stable buy with a nice DIV.

>> No.18642922

>>18642874
What's the right price to sell BA? I want out.

>> No.18642924
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18642924

BUY REFR

HYUNDAI

CONFIRMED

>> No.18642932

>>18642912
it's been holding steady since it dipped to a low of 2.40
I'm hopeful it'll stay where it's at for a while longer

>> No.18642935
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18642935

What am I missing guys?

>> No.18642939
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18642939

just a casual 1/2 billion cashout of PG, my god.

>> No.18642948
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18642948

>>18642345
for me, it's live cattle

>> No.18642951

>>18642912
Definitely. Come may when the gambling stops and people start selling because they don’t want to be stuck with a million barrels of oil, it’ll crash again.

>> No.18642954
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18642954

>>18642089
How long on average does it really take to get my money back?

>> No.18642957

>>18642826
lel, I sold my 5 shares of SNAP this morning I got from Webull

>> No.18642960

>>18642798
this, let the nigs get wiped out and we'll have a platinum bull market for centuries

>> No.18642963

>>18642401
Youll need to save about $12 to buy property in gary

>> No.18642964

>>18642851
Yea holding NFLX rn and it had been floating 430 for lmost half an hour
What do you think will happen end of day or hm, Friday?

>> No.18642966
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18642966

>>18642935
>BABA
>What am I missing guys?
Fucking national pride, mate.

>> No.18642968

>>18642939
bullish

>> No.18642971

>>18642924

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/research-frontiers-spd-smartglass-licensee-134010002.html

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/research-frontiers-spd-smartglass-licensee-134010002.html

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/research-frontiers-spd-smartglass-licensee-134010002.html

>> No.18642978

>>18642924
I already lost enough money on that piece of shit penny stock.

>> No.18642980

>>18642951
nobody will get "stuck" with oil, they'll just have to sit on oil until it gets put into circulation
not like that oil is actually worthless, they just didn't have anywhere to put it

>> No.18642981

>>18642922
150 imo

>>18642190
briced en :DDD

>> No.18642986

>>18642966
I will profit off the insectoid race dude I don't care. I can squash them with my RTX

>> No.18642992

AAAAAA

>> No.18642993

>>18642529
I am starting to come around to this. I've read a lot of people booking cheap cruises because they are so cheap right now, if the media can't fully scare normies right now with all the doomsday reporting, I'm not sure what can

>> No.18642998

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18642999

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643001

>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.18643003
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18643003

#closed_on_the_lows

>> No.18643004

>>18642951
I shot myself in the foot here, bought options at 3.32. should I cash out now and take the L or sit back and hope it rises back up?

>> No.18643006

what the fuck was that

>> No.18643008

FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EAT SHIT

>> No.18643010
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18643010

Recommend me some more positions

>> No.18643013

>>18642537
Why doesnt /biz/ do this?

>> No.18643015

I almost want to be in Netgear, but it dropped from what was basically it's January high and has been on a down trend.

Also, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DUMP.

>> No.18643016
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18643016

were not going to hit march lows again are we....fuck im so stupid

stayed 90% cash and lost a bit of money on oil to top it all off.

>> No.18643017

is this it bobros, did we do it??

>> No.18643018
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18643018

JEROME

JEROME WTF DID YOU DO

>> No.18643025
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18643025

FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18643026

WHAT

>> No.18643027

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643028

whats the news?

>> No.18643034

>>18642992
>>18642998
>>18642999
>>18643001
>>18643008
what just happened?

>> No.18643040
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18643040

>>18643017

>> No.18643041

a massive hedge fund just pressed sell

>> No.18643044

WTF IS GOING ON!!!!! STOP SELLING!!!!

>> No.18643045
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18643045

OH MY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18643046
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18643046

what is the stock equivalent of this Venice?

>> No.18643047

Woah woah woah

>> No.18643048

WHT THE FUCK!!!! AHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643052

>>18643018
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY FUCKING GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643055
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18643055

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643056
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18643056

>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTERRRRRRR

>> No.18643057
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18643057

Wa la!

>> No.18643058

DUMPED ON

>> No.18643062
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18643062

>>18643017
It's happening.

>> No.18643065

BUY CALLS NOW

>> No.18643066

Gilead's remdesivir trial flopped.

>> No.18643068

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWN
ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT GOEEEEEEESSSSSSS

>> No.18643069
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18643069

>>18643034
oh wait

>> No.18643070
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18643070

Gilead halted!

>> No.18643071

Jesus this was a 3M dump that wasn't even close to open or close. Someone hedge wants out of the market.

>> No.18643072

MY GAINS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18643076
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18643076

HE BOUGHT?

>> No.18643074

HOW TF DID THIS HAPPEN

WE

FLASHCRASH

NAO?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!

>> No.18643075

Dude, holy shit what....

>> No.18643077

the algos just got switched on
flash crash time

>> No.18643078

WTF IS THIS MARKET

>> No.18643081

GILD CRASHING KEK

>> No.18643083

>>18642935
AEO

>> No.18643085

THE BEAR HAS AWOKEN

>> No.18643086

holy shit I just moved out of a long call with minutes to spare

I'm pretty deep in ETFs so this isn't exactly nice, but holy shit that couldve been so much worse

>> No.18643088

>tfw removed sl just in time
its okay
just a little shake to tease the bobos

>> No.18643093

>>18643076
THIS IS MY FAULT I BOUGHT!

>> No.18643095

What's the news?
There's gotta be some news the market is front running that we haven't heard yet for this dump.

>> No.18643096

>>18642963
Yeah I know. There's entire plots of land going for literally $1. It's the development and nigger proofing that will cost $$$.

But just imagine how big of a hero you would be in that community if you could stamp out the gangs and drug related crime. The niggers will never realize that they are the problem. Honestly still blaming Gary's problems on "white flight"

>> No.18643097
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18643097

REMDESIVIR FLOPS

BULLISH

>> No.18643099

For short term, we will see nice profits in oil if Iran tensions escalate, right?

I haven't seen the defense industry move yet (this would be a good indicator of serious nature of what's happening imo), not sure if it's just standard bullshit talk for now.

>> No.18643100

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18643104
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18643104

WTF WAS THAT?

>> No.18643105

WTF I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT WTF MEMES ARE REAL WTF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643107
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18643107

what caused this? quarantine extended?

>> No.18643110

Never EVER do this again you goddamn fund managers

>> No.18643114

what was THAT?????????????????

>> No.18643115
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18643115

>>18642978

>Selling on short raids

Retard

>> No.18643118

>on toilet taking a huge dump
>check phone
>sp drops
>run to my computer
>as is all shit covered
>typing this post
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MONEY

>> No.18643120

THIS IS IT BROS BLACK THURSDAY

>> No.18643121

Bank of China just dumped all of their holdings after the oil disaster. Xi told them to get out of speculation business.

>> No.18643123
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18643123

GILD DROPPED 8 BUCKS IN 2 SECONDS

>> No.18643124

>>18643083
Lol i bought that shit yesterday. What's your target price?

>> No.18643126
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18643126

It had to be more than this

>> No.18643128
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18643128

>>18642164
AWAKEN MY MASTER

>> No.18643129
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18643129

Cloud workstation software (work from home app) took a hard dip--so did oil tankers/storage...

Looks like we might be getting out of this soon

>> No.18643131

getting everything green out fuck this

>> No.18643132

from -5k to +5k in 2 minutes
holy fuck what a rush

>> No.18643135

Gilead reporting that the leak was completely wrong and the drug is useless.

>> No.18643136

Great news!
FOR MY COVERED CALLS

>> No.18643138
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18643138

That only happens with an event

What happened?

Are the senate voting or has Trump tweeted or something?

>> No.18643140

>>18643097
Priced in. Markets are forward thinking. There must be some magical cure

>> No.18643144

Dow dropped 300 points literally instantly.

Oh fuck bros. One more dip like that and I’m going straight cash

>> No.18643143

>>18643097

OHHHHH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643146

>>18643105
ME TOO AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18643147

BAHAHHA GILD!!!

>> No.18643148

>Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
>Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
>Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
Stocks quickly cut gains after report says potential Gilead virus treatment flops in trial
WHO KNEW?

>> No.18643150

>>18643121
please based China, ruin the american economy to get all the immigrants out.

>> No.18643151
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18643151

Ahhh yes, the classical "US oil" pattern

>> No.18643154
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18643154

GILD's kung flu cure is garbage

>> No.18643156
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18643156

I LOOK AWAY 5 FUCKING MINUTES, WTF?!!!!!!

>> No.18643157

GILD drug flopped in first trial

>> No.18643158

IMAGINE BEING THE FUCKING RETARD RIGHT NOW THAT IS BUYING MAKING THE PRICES GO UP

>> No.18643160
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18643160

>SPY plummets 4 fucking points in half a millisecond
>mouthbreathing retards see it as a buy opp and not a gigantic red fucking flag
I have absolutely no sympathy for these fuckwits.

>> No.18643161

Just look up and a big wtf. Man this market is strange.

>> No.18643162
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18643162

>>18643097

>> No.18643168

>>18643151
Holy shit lmao

>> No.18643169

>>18643095
AUD crumbled and GBP rose exactly at the same time too

>> No.18643170

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.18643171
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18643171

>This is only a taste of whats to come

>> No.18643172

>>18643156
this is the weekly chart since december right

>> No.18643173

Guys..... No treatment... It's over bulls

>> No.18643174

>>18643132
WHAT are you talking about, tickerr!?

>> No.18643177

>>18643124
$9

>> No.18643178
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18643178

>>18643156
THIS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>> No.18643182

pumping gild back up

>> No.18643184

>>18643148
BULL
ISH

>> No.18643188

Okay bobos, we can be cocky now.

>> No.18643189

REMDESIVIR IS SHIT

>> No.18643191

CORONA CURE FAILED SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18643193

>GILD halted for volatility

OH NO NO NO

>> No.18643194

WE

ARE

FUCKED

WE WILL NEVER LEAVE QUARATINE ITS TIME TO BUY BULLETS

FUCK ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18643195

NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAVE WE FOUND A CURE FOR A FAST MOVING RNA VIRUS.

there is no cure. deal with it fucking boomers. its time to go. your pink slip is at the receptionists desk.

>> No.18643198

>>18643158
Algos just BTFD

Red day today, REMDESEVIR SHOS NO BENEFIT!!!

>> No.18643201
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18643201

>> No.18643205
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18643205

let's not kid ourselves.
it's always 5% up and then 2% down and fake bear enthusiam.
fed niggers will not let it drop

>> No.18643206
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18643206

What is this trend called?

>> No.18643207

Stonks are kill

>> No.18643209

>>18642418
Based FRObro. I was tempted to sell at $11 but I believe it will rebound higher by Friday. When you trying to sell?

>> No.18643210

>>18643195
heh ok this is based

>> No.18643211
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18643211

> Record unemployment numbers
Pump
> A single drug fails one trail.
Dump

>> No.18643212
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18643212

THERE WAS MORE VOLUME IN THAT ONE CANDLE THAN THE ENTIRE REST OF THE DAY LMAO

>> No.18643215

FUCKING ALGO NIGGERS TAKING THE WHOLE MARKET DOWN

>> No.18643218

god I love this 100% rational market

>> No.18643221

>>18643174
u retard look at spy, i had spy puts that went +40% with that dump and i sold it all

>> No.18643222
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>>18643206
the skydive

>> No.18643226

>>18643195
Listen before something happens it's never been done before. We'll find a cure.

>> No.18643230
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EURUSD to 1.0831 before closing today or slow roll down?

>> No.18643232
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>>18643206
>the volume and the candle have become one

>> No.18643231

>>18643193
They halt stocks for like -3% now? Fucking manipulating jews, of course they'll never halt when it goes up 20%

>> No.18643234

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING JUST FUCKING STOPPPPPP
CAPITULATE ALREADY

>> No.18643233

>>18643211
CLOWN MARKET

>> No.18643235

DAILY REMINDER THE STOCK MARKET IS RUN BY ROBOTS NOT SHITSKIN MONKEYS LIKE US

>> No.18643236

>>18643206
Bear dumps in the woods.

>> No.18643238

I don't see a crash on anything? what am I missing

>> No.18643240
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>>18643206
>Reality sets in

>> No.18643244
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>>18643215
don't worry.. jerome just fell asleep there for a second

Trump will call him soon...

>> No.18643245

>>18643206
DE DOOMP

>> No.18643246

FUCK WHOm

>> No.18643247

fuck that pisses me off. At least I got some money back before the sell.

>> No.18643249

aaaand we're back

>> No.18643251

>>18643162
Oh man, this is it, the trigger for the second drop.

We retesting the bottom soon boys.

>> No.18643254

>>18643211
It's basically
>things are really bad right now, but they'll recover soon so buy buy buy
>wait, they wont recover soon?
>SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18643255

>>18643140
Laugh at this dumbass

>> No.18643257

green reversal candle on the 5 minute. get back in we're going to the moon.

>> No.18643261

>see option gamblers sperging about crash
>check porty
>everything green
is this beating the market?

>> No.18643262

re-entered my NQ long feelsgood man

>> No.18643266
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Is this what you are all panicing about? 2% loss?!

>> No.18643267

SECOND WAVE IN FALL
SECOND CRASH GET HYPED

>> No.18643268

>BACK UP TO +0.6%
STTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.18643273

>>18642999
>>18643001
>>18643008
>>18643006
CORONA VIRUS CURE TEST FAILED GILD SUCKS REMDESIVIR DOESNT WORK CORONA FOR YEARS CONFIRMED WE ARE FUCKED THIS IS THE CRASH HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE BUY THAT GOLD THEY RAPIN EVERYONE UP IN HERE

>> No.18643275

Bears have 5 minutes to get it done or we go up. Bullish af wick on this candle if they can't push it down.

>> No.18643276

FED money machine stopped working

>> No.18643277

Imagine Buy the Dip. You'd be loaded.

>> No.18643279

>Market pumps 4% AH on Remdesivir
>Market dumps .5 on the thing failing.

>> No.18643281

im FOMOing back in. that didn't even cause the market to crash. we will be crabbing for the rest of the month minimum

>> No.18643282

>>18643195
dead olds is bullish

>> No.18643283

>>18643177
Checked and Godspeed anon. I'mholding till it's back at 10

>> No.18643286

If this doesn't confirm that this is a clown market, then I don't know what else to show you. Fucking flash crash and then we're right back up.

>> No.18643289

>>18642265
I found out that TD Ameritrade charged me a $38 fee for the split even though they never did that before for other splits

So fuck you, condescending nigger

>> No.18643290

wow this market is complete bullshit. YUGGGE BUBBLE

>> No.18643296

WE FUCKING CHINA NOW. STOCK NO ALLOWED TO GO DOWN.

>> No.18643301
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>Gilead Antiviral drug Remdesivir fails first trial
Topkek

>> No.18643302

>>18643206
This is beautiful. Anyone who knows anything about shitty biotech could see this PnD coming a mile away. The fucking "leak" where they talk about how it totally works, my sides.

>> No.18643309

I love ai traders

>> No.18643313

>>18643273
I litterally saw all the REEEEs and saw my stocks were not affected and now I sold all 8k hahahahahahahahahaaaa

>> No.18643316

>>18643290
the tech sector is in a bubble, the rest of the market is bargain bin. are all bears this fucking retarded?

>> No.18643318
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GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD
GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD
GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD
GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD
GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD
GET OUT OF GILD
>GET OUT OF GILD

>> No.18643320
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>those massive put volumes on SPY today were insider trading
Wow, GILD being used for insider trading again, big fucking surprise. Somebody needs to investigate this shit.

>> No.18643327

>>18643277
WAHT DIPP? I see a 2% loss on gilead?!

That is all I see somebody fill me in Tell me how i profit from this!?

>> No.18643330

have only $12 what should i buy?

>> No.18643335

>>18643275
Looks like a hedgie unloaded all their bags.
Early reports are that it was Invesco. Their stock is in the crapper now.

>> No.18643336

Nobody gives a fuck about Gilead. This is Jewish propaganda.

>> No.18643338

>>18643231
They absolutely do retard

>> No.18643341

>possible vaccine news pumps the market 3%
>news it was a flop only dumps the market 0.5%
explain this

>> No.18643343

Well that was fun. Now a slow climb back up to +1.5% before the close

>> No.18643344

>>18643330
OIL

>> No.18643349

>>18643322
>Somebody needs to investigate this shit.
for what purpose?

>> No.18643354
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18643354

FAILED CLINICAL STUDY IS ALREADY PRICED IN

>> No.18643355

Lol it's the Chinese trial that had enrollment issues. Absolute nothingburger. Bears btfo

>> No.18643357

>>18643206
Pain

>> No.18643358

NEW

>>18643180
>>18643180
>>18643180

>> No.18643359

>>18643330
Lube

>> No.18643360

>>18643206
BUY THE DIP

>> No.18643362

>>18643327
>Tell me how i profit from this!?
always have low ball bids, very low.

>> No.18643364

Okay all you faggots that just lost a lot of money are down for my Gary Indiana Gentrification project right? I mean what do you have to lose. As an added bonus I can almost guarantee that you will be allowed to use violence against blacks, crackheads, and squatters.

>> No.18643365

>>18643330
48 gumballs

>> No.18643366

>>18643336
Wait until tomorrow, after the boomers get their 6pm news and the market falls 4% tomorrow

>> No.18643367

>>18643341
fucking fed niggers literally unironically pumping the market through etfs

>> No.18643369

Whats your guys cigar-butt plays in mind? I feel like rolls-royces is one of them, are there any more though?

>> No.18643371

>Hong Kong claims Chinese numbers are likely 4 times higher than reported.
Well looks like there's not going to be a hong kong anymore.

>> No.18643372

>>18643330
Best invest in rubbers. Too dumb to bread.

>> No.18643373

>>18643358
that's a fish

>> No.18643374
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>he bout?
>he went all ihn?
>yes, I understand. DOMP it

>> No.18643377

>>18643341
haha brrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18643379
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LIKE A WILDFIRE SWEEPING THROUGH OVERGROWN BRUSH

the old, stale, dry brush will die in a raging fire and with it, comes new life. young fertile saplings will take over and erase their history like they never existed.

>> No.18643384
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>>18643211
Honk honk

>> No.18643388

>>18643330
sunesis if you wanna hodl
jcp if u wanna gamble like a rockstar

>> No.18643393

>>18643341
We don't need drugs. Altho it'd be nice.

>> No.18643394

kek what was that

>> No.18643395

>>18643322
Guess who broke the news on twitter...

>> No.18643397

https://twitter.com/jimcramer
hahaahaha Cramer Cope at record levels.

>> No.18643409

lol stupid niggers

>> No.18643416

>>18643221
Spy is still up higher than it was yesterday?

>> No.18643423

OIL IS ON FREE FALL RIGHT NOE

>> No.18643432

>>18643211
NOOOOOOOOOOO not my heckin joberinos! not my borkin based boss baby bois!

>> No.18643434
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CRAMER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18643438

>>18643397
>the people calling him Jimmy Shill

lmao fuck that's funny

>> No.18643440

Tasty red bred
>>18643430
>>18643430
>>18643430

>> No.18643442

>>18643362
lowball bids on what? everything?

>> No.18643469

NEW
>>18643453
>>18643453
>>18643453

>> No.18643470

Jerome. Send in the backup money.

>> No.18643481

>>18643434
What a fucking idiot.

>> No.18643496

>>18643341
It was a drug, not a vaccine, you goddamn retard.

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>>18643070
>covidiots opening up early.
>tests are showing awful results.
Selling like nobodies business

>> No.18643564

Poop it

>> No.18643587

>>18643212
This is why you fuckers should be scared of the low volume

There aren't enough buyers to stop it if a hedge fund decides to cash out

>> No.18643603

Heh, meanwhile my "shitcoins" as you faggots call them remains unaffected by this dump

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>>18643603
You ever talk to me like that again and I'll beat you with the belt stinky

>> No.18643643

>>18643123
Fucccck and i wanted to buy puts on them just wasnt sure when

>> No.18643684

>>18643140
Oh look one of those priced in people. Show us your portfolio and tgat you are all in. If ypu sincerely believe stocks ALWAYS go up then the best time to buy is asap. So anon why havent you gone all in? Thats right because you dont believe the priced in bs and stocks always go up meme.

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>>18643212
THIS

This is what /smg/ zoomers don't understand

>> No.18643708

>>18643066
Yeah, fucking weeks ago.

>> No.18643711

>>18643148
The algos of course. When will you guys realize. Stocks cant move this uniformly just from regular retail investors, its a bunch of algos from the big companies that is likely doing this.

>> No.18643765

>>18643193
Ironic how so many are deluded to thinking stocks arent manipulated.

Its dumping?
Better halt it to protect you from selling too low and losing money.

Its pumping?
Ehhh no halt we will let you fomo and lose money.

The irony that if i was rich enough I wpuldnt have much on stocks. As for now i use it to strike it big and gtfo. As manipulated as they are the average person will keep jumping in even if the truth was revealed to them.

>> No.18643770

>>18643330
KOS

>> No.18643779

>>18643302
This. Was expecting it, but didnt expect it so soon as I wanted to buy puts on them.

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>>18643711
All is well. Buy more stonk

>> No.18643803

>>18643322
Lmao the u.s. government and corporations are pals. At worst a slap on the wrist to appease the public. Lmao kinda want bernie to win just to make stocks dump even further.

>> No.18643818

>>18643545
Is this like the biggest scum bag on Wall Street. Everything he says is wrong

>> No.18643836

>>18643336
>Nobody gives a fuck about Gilead
The irony. You're probably one of those perma bulls rather than just being realistic.

>gilead pumps
>you: yeah my stocks pumped because of it

>gilead dumps
>you: gilead isnt important why is it dumping my stocks!!?

When will you realize the whole stock market is manipulated?

>> No.18643846

>>18643416
i bought a contract today in the morning and sold when it dumped?

>> No.18643874 [DELETED] 

>>18643341
Manipulation. I'm currently winning on stocks in the last month but it's pissing me off that the manipulation is so blatant and nothing is done about it. It's gotten to the point I want to just see the stock market collapse and never have it come back.

>> No.18644019

>>18643818
I know, he’s a moron. Brings experts on and doesn’t listen to them. Absolutely full of shit.

>> No.18644352

>>18643206
abrupt geronimo