/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18650706
It's called fuck you money

>>18650706
If you can afford it a mattress is one of the best things to spend good money on and he obviously can afford it. You spend a third of your time on your mattress so why the fuck not.

Underage white girls can tell how much your bed costs

>>18650754
Is this true guys?

>>18650706
Tax purposes

>>18650766
That was the moral of the princess and the pea.

>>18650706
When there are people who have more money than they know what to do with, products emerge that offer a 2% improvement at a 1000x the cost of a normal product, because why not, and also to flex on the poor peepo.

>>18650706
>NOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANT JUST SPEND 2% OF YOUR NET WORTH ON SOMETHING YOU USE EVERYDAY!!!

Drake is a FAGGOT

>>18650783

How

>>18650855
Property tax is lower than income tax and capital gains

>>18650790

>>18650706
Retarded expensive mattresses are actually a big flex.
The guy who worked the mattress store next to my work ran me through all the differences and build quality of mattresses and I was really impressed.
some guys would roll in with fat stacks and buy several of the most expensive mattresses available.

>>18650706
Google "conspicuous consumption". And "nigger rich".

>>18650706
Wholesale it's probably $1999.
>t. mattress wholesaler

>>18650719
thats lame. cool mattress though

>>18651006
because they’re the best fucking quality. it’s one of the few things where the craftsmanship/quality is better the more money you spend, like good jewelry

The modern mattress industry is basically money laundering.

>>18650706
You now realize why America imports niggers.
Because they spend retarded levels of money on useless shit.

>>18650706

The problem when you're rich enough to buy anything, spiritually superficial, and have subscribed wholesale to spectacular materialism, is seeking out novel ways to spend large amounts of money. That act itself has become the hallmark of luxury; buying things that are priced for far more than took to make it, as long as the brand is not too self-aware and ironic about how much of a sham it all is. When you can afford anything, these realms of outrageously expensive, particularly branded tastes just become another arena for exclusivity--- do you know this thing exists? Will they let you buy it? Can you afford to buy it?

If disgustingly rich people ever felt like they had run out of prohibitively expensive luxury items to first desire and then buy, they would probably not spend and their buying power would remain untapped. These commodities are kind of a good thing as much as theyre tastelessly wasteful; they recirculate huge wealth back into the lower rungs of the economy.

>>18650706
It didn't.

>>18651584
can u make write this again but shorter plz

>Only 1 post mentioning money laundering

>>18650719

First post best post. Jordan Belfort said it best "you scale up your purchasing decisions based on your income. If you're making $100 million a year then $50k is like $500 to a normal person "

>>18650706

>>18651620
>>18650706 (OP)

>The problem when you're rich enough to buy anything, spiritually superficial, and have subscribed wholesale to spectacular materialism, is seeking out novel ways to spend large amounts of money. That act itself has become the hallmark of luxury; buying things that are priced for far more than took to make it, as long as the brand is not too self-aware and ironic about how much of a sham it all is. When you can afford anything, these realms of outrageously expensive, particularly branded tastes just become another arena for exclusivity--- do you know this thing exists? Will they let you buy it? Can you afford to buy it?
>If disgustingly rich people ever felt like they had run out of prohibitively expensive luxury items to first desire and then buy, they would probably not spend and their buying power would remain untapped. These commodities are kind of a good thing as much as theyre tastelessly wasteful; they recirculate huge wealth back into the lower rungs of the

>>18650706
My mattress has a large blood stain on it, Its not from me its just always been like that. I bought one of those extra $15 dollar mattress cover things for it.

>>18652116
is this the psychology behind 300k bitcoin? you can even flash your wealth by signing your wallet on a gaudy usb jewelry that changes color and brightness depending on how big your wallet is.

>>18650706
Google "toxic mattresses" and you will find out just how dangerous new mattresses have become.

>>18650747
Because you can buy an investment property for that much money you stupid cunt. Why is it that all of you biz faggots are literally the dumbest motherfuckers financially and economically .Can't wait to here a bunch of LARPs reply with
>Hurr Durr i made 800k on crypto.
Yup, that's right. Everyone on here is rich as fuck but nobody knows the first thing about money.

>>18650822
/thread

>>18650706
you might understand the day you become sexually active

>>18652184
moe money moe problems

>>18650706
Stop caring about faggot ass celebrities

>>18650706
You spend half your life on it, why not make sure it's quality?

>>18652184
I've got a handful of investment properties around the country. All they really do is protect money from inflation, insure I'm never gonna be homeless and give me a comfy place to stay when I go skiing.

Doing the whole landlord thing turned out to be a waste of time.

Also, crypto is for fags unless you want to use it to move money around covertly and that takes some major work.

>>18650706
I forget what that mattress is called but I know what it is, it's from a Swedish company and literally stuffed with horse pubes.

Seriously, it's horsetail hair that's been treated to frizz up until it's the consistency of a black guy's pubes.

Pay six figures just so you can sleep on a mountain of itchy pubic hair. I'll stick with my $900 all talalay latex queen which is already topping out on quality, it's basically indestructible and the most supportive material money can buy.

>>18652184
buying this wouldnt have stopped him from being able to spend 400k on an investment property though. he could buy 10 400k investment properties.

>>18652272
nvm just remembered the company. It's Hastens:

https://www.hastens.com/us

>>18650846
They all took Jewish dick in some orifice for their continued success

My mattress only cost me $275 off amazon and I had to unroll it and wait 24 hours for it to expand. Get fucked poorfags

>>18652184
drake doesn't need an investment property you imbecile.

All I know is I slept on spring mattresses all my life and splurged on a memory foam mattress when I moved out. Best money I ever spent in my life, shit was cash.

>>18650790
holy fuck that is underrated. one of the funniest things ive seen here in a while. please provide ASL, im curious

>>18651354
no its made from rare horse hair.

Every time

>>18650706
>>18651532
>>18651622
checked and correct
the answer is money laundering, same as modern art.

>>18650706
I thought I was balling with my I11

My gf works as an accountant at a big luxury brand manufacturer, and they different products at different price ranges from expensive to ridiculous. She asked how they were priced and basically the answer was "Expensive ones are price to make them feel like special luxuries for normal people. The ridiculously priced ones are priced high enough that only stupidly rich people can afford them to wealth signal"

That's it. Luckily my gf is red pilled enough to not want any of that shit and instead invests in dividend growth stocks.

>>18650706
I hear it's the best mattress to get pegged by your mummy gf on

>>18650825
That broke ass nigger is only worth 25 Mill?
Man that really puts Toronto into perspective hahaha

>>18651553
>spend 55% of your life sleeping
>gets the worst bed imaginable.
ok faggot.

>>18651412
>like good jewelry
Anon...
I...

>>18653495
Fucking based

>>18652400
Yes he does

>>18652315
Is that why nobody heard about Lorde anymore after her first album
Damn was that a hot lp
Lorde, honey, if you are reading this
I love you

>>18652391
Sounds like you got fucked like a poorfag

>>18650937
literally what?

If he paid $395k for the mattress he is using income he has paid income tax on...

>>18650706
>be black
>get money
>spend it all on overpriced products to show you aren't poor
It's a nigger thing you wouldn't understand.

>>18650754
Drake is a homosexual, friend.

drakeblowjob.png

>>18650706
>destroying your back by sleeping on a mattress

>>18652272
is latex as good as the chads from mattress underground say, im in the market but cant try anything out in store obviously

>>18650706
Niggers dont have long term conceptual ability.
Thats why they burn all their money on bling and cars.

>>18650719
It's called nigger

>>18652315
Drakes mom is literally Jewish and so is drake

>>18650706
You do not know what it's like to make money faster than you can spend it.

>>18650790
based

>>18650706
>gets bedbugs
There goes 395k.

>>18654981
And a nigger
And a jew
And a Canadian
Really the money is the only thing he has going for him.

>>18650706
Who gives a shit about the puppets of satanist pedophiles?

>>18650706
He gives the best blowjobs on this mattress... so I hear.

>>18652116
You mean these?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good

>>18652184
>Because you can buy an investment property for that much money you stupid cunt.

nigga you really dont get how rich drake is do you?

Am I the only one who sleeps on the floor? I fixed my back in a month or so. Matresses are a scam

>>18657571
Get a hard one.

>>18657500

shit this is good. i’m gonna add a couple zeros to all my paintings now. the trick is getting the right eyes on them

So, this mattress any good at least?
black looks kinda tacky for a mattress since I'm gonna put my ninja turtles cover on it anyway

>>18657571
Sleeping on a nice warm floor is the best or sleeping on a bit colder floor during Summer.

>>18652184
What is the obsession with being a fucking landlord here? It's not a free lunch. Being a landlord sucks. Why does everyone act like it's so great? Just put the money into dividend stocks in a bear market. You get passive income for doing nothing.

>>18650747
>>18650825
>>18657641
I agree that investing in a good mattress is worth it but i have back pain just looking at his 300k mattress