/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK WARREN BUFFETT

TANKERS

PUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP

>he bought airline stocks
>down 10 percent because some boomer sold

SPHD comfy gang WW@

Monthly blue chip dividend payouts

Just gonna start throwing money into Wells Fargo, at least I'm guaranteed to make money after some months

Warren Buufee btfo

FUCKING SPY JUST DIE ALREADY lol this fucking shit just keeps trying to crawl up slow as fuck with the lowest volume ever

>>18861460

>all these boomer stocks getting fucked
>only chad stock getting hit is RTX
good, fuck the boomers

S&P 4000 this summer

How much cash do you need to be cash gang?

>>18861531
Basically as the whole rally? Tell us something new.

>>18861505
Baggie bought BRK.B shares. Berkshire is so fucked they don't even have a fucking clue why.

>Zoom
This shit is being manipulated by China right?

if DHT just crabs through earnings i may seriously lose my shit

What if every country that has debt to China just said lol we're not paying

>>18861573
it wont

Are chinese oil companies profiting from this oil crisis?

NEW LEAKED PROJECTIONS SHOW DOUBLE OF DAILY DEATHS OF CORONA FOR NEXT MONTH


is this a buy signal?

>>18861586
It’d be based and redpilled

>>18861573
Very unlikely they'll shit the bed. Expect every tanker company to raise their guidance for Q1 due to the current situation. Q2 will be the gold mine.

>>18861491
That one guy is going to have to sell his polos and baseball cards to buy food

>>18861602
Yeah social security will rebalance itself. All these 97 year olds will stop sucking out of the pipeline.

I have £200 lads and I'm gona put it all on Delta Airlines. See you at the tippytop of society.

I accidentally sold my ATV shares

This is a gift from the Fed, it's up to you on whether you are willing to take it or not. Either go long and be a little better off than the average norman, or short and hope that ubi becomes a thing.

ALL CASH TIL THE CRASH

I was SOOOOO close to getting rid of my JBLU bags on Wednesday. I got greedy and didn't want to take a loss.
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18861640
buy one 6/19 DHT $14 call instead

>>18861667
You missed it

TIME FOR THE HALFTIME REPORT WITH THE JUDGE

>>18861655
Option C: Gold. Also checked.

>>18861675
You still haven't taken a loss yet. In fact you should double down

PLEASE WAIT UNTIL TOMMORROW TO CRASH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>18861655
It is simply really. If the Fed ever announces equity purchases or negative interest rates, I sell everything and go into gold.

Anyone else looking at making plays on bud/tap? Tap is near the 52 week low again and bud will be too once earnings drop. EPS up revenue down, but once bars open back up people are going to go ape shit at least for a short while the only people who won’t be going out to celebrate is incels. Seem like safe buys with a lot of upside and a good place to look at Q2 and beyond calls

>>18861637
If I get corona I am doing my part and walking through my nearby dementia patient ward.

Here is a protip: buy IRM if it hits 19-20 a share, its a comfy ride back to 30 + 10% dividend, sell calls you'll double money

Corporate waste disposal is still really important to the economy.

Who has this week’s earnings list?

cunny

$NBLX is making me hemorrhage money out the ass, bros.

Dear diary, I bought a couple shares of Sally beauty holdings at 9.35. All of my portfolio is red. I like red bottom heels. Doop da doo

>>18861491
>>18861491

Actually, I think a 6-7% bleed is pretty modest, and signals that there is more optimism around airlines than current headlines would suggest.

I bought more LUV today, and may buy some additional JETS to boost sector exposure. I am keeping it to around 5% of my total portfolio, though, because it's pretty risky at this point. I think individual picks are better now, because the Big 3 and Southwest will never fold, but smaller airlines and manufacturers are boned.

can you fuckers give me a heads up next time?

>>18861746
listen here Jack, you're not getting within 6 feet of vice president Biden if you've got carona.

>>18861693
lol. i don't think so.

>>18861811

This wasn’t on anyone here. The only people who cashed out on this were insiders and very lucky/savy pharma pajeets

JEROME PLEASE GET THE PRINTER GOING

Im tired of the "market is forward looking" meme. Its only greed. When the market dropped, youre telling me it priced in US closed for 3 months, 30% unemployment, and 10% mortgage forbearance? Just stop. The market moves to maximize profits, not to be forward looking.

im getting real sad

>>18861570
feels like it. everyday you got a local news report about zoom security exploits like hackers streaming porn to kids on their school meetings.

Lol this is the first day in a while I’ve made profit. Thanks elon

I'm still TVIX gang.

Look at the charts. There will be red candles for us despite hitting new highs.

Plus I sold at the peak and rebought back in (^:

*tick* *tock*

>>18861838
Stock market doesn't equal economy.
You can't go full rational into it because short selling is a thing.

>>18861848
I have a feeling zoom is gonna be dead by this time next year

>>18861877
no

I SOLD MVIS TOO EARLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RTX going on sale this week. New lows on Thursday?

>>18861838
Lying and claiming you are looking forward is what maximizes profits. Stop thinking rationally and start thinking in terms of profitability.

>>18861843
Why? Be happy, buy and get cheap. If it goes down, buy some more.

>>18861838
ngmi

>>18861838
Market Cap to GDP ratio has been surging since 2008. Most of the gains in the market have been from inflation.

>>18861877
I bought on Thursday when you told me to and I'm in the hole like $800. This shit is going back to $70, isn't it?

>>18861460
warren buffet is just a senile retard by now. he is on the same level as /biz/ with his market "insight"

>CORONA BAD
>AIRLINE GO DOWN
>ME SELL ALL AT LOSS
meanwhile his fund -15% vs spy

>>18861740
Budweiser will go so fucking high. Yes buy. You will have to hold for a few months before you see big gains though. Buy Corona stocks to make money atm. Roku, and delivery app shit

Should I FOMO into DHT and FRO?

>>18861823
*fat
You fucking bigot, don't dead name xir.

>>18861887
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU same. If this goes to 2 Ill be crying.

Why is my TNK up like 8% but FRO is flat on the day?
My EURN is also up 4.4%

whats wrong with FRO? thats the majority of what i'm holding. tempted to take profits on TNK and narrow it down to just 1 or 2 tankers. I also have OSG which none of you have heard of but are a sleeper

>>18861885
We're all gonna be dead by this time next year

>>18861838
>The market moves to maximize profits
that literally weirdly implies the market consists of bulls and long-term buyers and no sellers

>>18861907
>This shit is going back to $70, isn't it?
Should we see $70 or even below again, thank the gods for their grace in allowing you to buy more at a discount. If you are already all in you start selling valuables. If you have literally every single last dime in SOXL then you start rolling shares over to out of the money call options. If it corrects more roll more shares. If it keeps going roll the calls themselves until the inevitable rise. Then rest easy as multimillionaire status is assured.

Buying

Draftkings
PHUN

>>18861923
>buffet is reluctant to invest into the technology sector
>buffet is reluctant to invest into the cryptocurrency sector
I see a pattern there

Why didn't I buy the dip...

>>18861973

It’s not too late. Plenty of dips still

>>18861973
you have the chance right now, SPY puts are on discount

>>18861973
cause you are on /biz/

>>18861890
If they cut the dividend I can see this dumping way more. A decent, safe dividend was one of the best compelling argument for this stock.

why am i in the s&p when nasdaq is green every day

I would have more money today if I never invested a penny in my life. Why did Dave Ramsey and every person on tv tell us to invest. Cash in the bank would have been safer

I'm Belgian, applying for a job in UK. Belgium is one of the countries with the most brutal personal income tax, but we have no capital gain tax.

If I work in UK, can I simply wire my salary after taxes to my Belgian bank/trading account and make profit there without getting raped in my butt by the British tax collector?

>>18861973
i ask myself that question every day

also asked that for a decade

so i bought some a bit too high probably but i will just hold

and rebuy on new lows. easy.

>>18862006
>can i simply avoid taxes
no dumbass

>>18861923
Buffet is so rich it isn't like he needs to be maximally profitable. He probably at this point literally just wants to "feel comfy" rather than be efficient. At his net worth, you might as well.

>>18861932
Yes. Right now. Hurry or the ship will set sail and leave you behind.

>>18861940
Take profits on TNK. The shittier tankers are running up faster because they don't use market spot prices. Invest in actual strong companies like FRO and DHT.

>>18862003

Literally just do the opposite of whatever you did to lose your ass and profit instead.

>>18861949
So calls or puts? How far out?

>>18861973
>Why didn't I buy the dip
Because you listened to retards like Warren Buffe and bobos on /biz/, while all the big boys bought in

been selling premium to cover my losses..

hopefully FB and ZM drop a few bucks this week.

>>18861460
Buffett loses 90 billion and people still think he is a stock genius. Imagine making 90 billion a year or losing 90 billion a year. He thinks the airlines are over. LoL

>>18861973
We just dropped from 294 to 280 in 3 market days and you're upset that you missed a dip? My money is on a 3% rise before we fall below this low.

>>18862003
What in the world did you buy to not make money in this?

>>18861630
>cards
stay retarded, champ

>>18861998
There are 3 stocks in the Nasdaq responsible anymore for its movement. And one of them is Zoom

>>18862006
do you genuinely believe its this easy to get away with tax evasion in europe?

you live in the capital of europe, you should fucking know.

and no btw its not possible

>>18861533
>except right now, don't buy stocks kids

>>18862036
>Buffet is so rich it isn't like he needs to be maximally profitable.
yes, yes
but it's not like he only manages his own money.

>>18862061
THE POLO SHIRT HAS ARRIVED

>>18861630
Buying polo puts right now

Can somebody help a newfriend out?
If I sell a covered put, meaning I own the 100 shares already, if I get exercised do I still buy 100 more shares at strike, or do my existing 100 get called away?

>>18862036
What about TNP and TK?

>>18862006
Call your stock trading platform and ask someone, if they can'tt find someone who knows then you probably don't want to use their platform

so do we buy airlines?

>>18861923
This. No one takes Buffett seriously anymore, except apparently /biz/tards

>>18862066
>>18862032
He wants to avoid double taxation

>>18862098
TK is alright, its not the robinkiddy shitcoin that is NAT

>>18862098
>TK
TNK is the tanker arm of Teekay Corp; same parent company

>>18862045
Depends. If you're a long term investor just buy shares. If it drops and you're all in then exchange the shares for LEAP calls.
If you're a short term trader then note the S&P is at a key level and what happens next determines a lot. If we hard break through the 2750 support on the SPX then we'll probably dive pretty hard and we might be looking at a double bottom. Between now and then just flip monthly puts. Once we hit that bottom and if you're a trader then monthly calls it is through the subsequent rally. After that we see what happens. Personally I'm long term bullish on SOXL so I've just been buying shares since last month. I day trade index futures though which is a different deal altogether

Tip for /biz/, buy ThermoGenesis Holdings, Inc. (THMO)

This company makes covid test kits for hospitals which deliver results in 10 minutes or less. The kits cost 30 dollars each. CEO says currently 100k per day are being made, and the company can increase production to 300k/day easily.

>Nice low market cap (65m)
>CEO just bought 2.2 million dollars worth of shares
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4342167-insiders-who-find-stock-to-be-undervalued-weekly-update-04-24-20-04-30-20
>Here is the CEO on Fox Business last week
https://video.foxbusiness.com/v/6153179955001/#sp=show-clips

I wouldn't be surprised if this stock hit $20 in May

>>18862096
That’s not a covered put, retard. You can sell a cash secured put but owning shares makes no difference.
You’re the reason there’s so many screen grabs floating around of people losing their ass in options

After all the schemes and memes /biz/ has went through, it won't be crypto like LINK, won't be market giants like Amazon, won't be high tech like SOXL and AMD, won't be any assortment of meme stocks. No. The new and upcoming greatest has yet to make /biz/ make it. But /biz/ will finally all make it, and it will be from fucking oil tankers of all things. This rise is going to be beautiful, hundreds of anons are all going to make it in life and accomplish their dreams. For once, all the memes, all the bullshit, all the ponzi schemes, all the AAAAA's and OOOO's are going to be set aside as after long months and years we finally make it.

Take part in history /biz/, invest in tankers today. We are going to make it for real this time, don't get left behind.

>>18861937
why don't you buy in then? what?

>>18862121
That's not how information works
It's a FACT that buffet was an impact on the market whether you agree with his opinions or not

>that's bad
>that's good
I R R E L E V A N T

>>18862156
I have the cash to cover as well

Someone blackpill me on $IRM. Seems like a comfy stock with a nice dividend.

>>18862143
Did they just go public or something? I can only find a 5 day chart

>>18862143
Could have used that tip back in march before the 700% runup you asshole

>>18862107
yes, they've hit their bottom

>>18862143
>Xiao Chun Xu
Lol no.

>>18862066
Many people avoid taxes by faking that they live in another EU country, If I moved to UK I would still keep my legit Belgian accounts. I guess extra accounting tricks are needed.

>>18862204
I actually posted about it in March, sucks to suck.

FUCK THIS STUPID SPY go down go down stop this utter faggotry STOP BUYING

>>18862194
That’s all you need. When you sell a put, you’re selling somebody the right to sell you 100 shares for your strike price. You owning shares makes zero difference. If you sell a call, then you should own shares and it will be covered.

>>18862219
my thoughts looking at MARK too

>tvix
why is everything going against me. Every single move I make just goes terribly wrong. I don't understand, is this some truman show shit going on with me? systematically I fail at everything.
Should I just buy some VOO and come to terms with the fact that I wont retire before 70.
I just dont know anymore

>>18862143

Would’ve been great a week ago

>>18862175
I sold at .95 soon after open this morning after I got enough money to cover Fridays losses, dont have the balls to hold longer than that.

>>18862230
the market is always right
if you don't get that you will feel the pain

>>18862143
>chink scam
fuck off chang

>>18862219
Based

>Tankers all up
>Own FRO and NAT
>only ones not up

Seriously why the fuck are other ones up, some 10%, but these two are sitting there being assholes?

>>18862143
get out of /biz/, chang

>>18862171
I’m in

>>18862251
then why are you crying when it'll go past your sale point, risk it or don't. $1 looks like a huge selling barrier anyway for a while now

My CCL calls are taking off :^)

>>18862219
racism outside of /b/

>>18862143
nice pump and dump

>>18862248
>>tvix
>why is everything going against me.
The market is pure chop today. This is the worst trading environment and you will probably lose money in it. Come back tomorrow and see if there's some kind of trend. If so then buy/sell in whatever direction it's going

>>18861995
F me - I wonder if I cost average down if that happens or bag hold till planes go whoosh again

>>18862254
nah the market is wrong all the fucking time.... you're just being as retarded as the market. I mean the market just gave me BRK.B shares. That's not even right. Buffet is going to lose billions now.

I dont understand CCL.
What is the difference between airlines and cruise lines?

>>18862277
the world conspires against you

I don't know Lufthansa b..bros.
Germany needs to fly eventually.

>>18862283
>then why are you crying when it'll go past your sale point, risk it or don't. $1 looks like a huge selling barrier anyway for a while now

Crying because of missed potential profits. But if it hits the .70's, and starts to see a rebound, I might jump back in.

I've been loading up on far OTM QQQ calls since late last week. The Fed is giving me a yacht.

>>18862289
go buy some THMO then you faggot

I want a yacht bros..

>>18862308
The difference is that CCL gave trump money and court-side seats while airlines said #notmypresident.

I doin it ryte?

>>18862317

I own a bass boat and it’s a pain in the ass. I can’t imagine the hassle that owning a yacht entails.

>>18862308
You can sell cruises and a lot of their operating costs decrease significantly when being stored.

Any idea how malls will do in a year. I'm aal in on PEI right now, looking to become a divi prince.

>>18862237

Got it, thanks

>>18861887
>it hit $1
I shouldn't have looked.

>>18862189
>was
Keyword

>>18862087
He is old, it bleeds through to his business practices.

>>18862098
Just DHT and FRO and you will be fine. Ignore the rest. NAT too, but it is optional. People say it is a shitcoin now, but it had great performance before the shilling and has good business practices.

>>18862277
Give it time. And why don't you have DHT, get it right now. Sell NAT if you have to.

>>18862281
Good. I will be happy to see you on the other side and call you up for a round of golf sometime to celebrate making it like those who truly do.

>>18862308
CEO is a Trump crony.
GIBBS will flow even it has to be under the table.

hahaha RTX, bro, I know you was just playin, quit playin bro cmon back up. real funny lol

>>18862338
>PEI

That yield is fucking retarded. There's no way it's sustainable.

Friendly reminder that when TVIX goes up, it spikes up. Try to time the spikes when you day trade and buy back in half an hour later or so.

>>18862290
ya ya it's always tomorrow, never today
today is uncertain, tomorrow is the answer to everything
just wait on the sideline
tomorrow is so much better than today
tomorrow I'll have sex

>>18862051
>Implying he's not saying shit to fuel fear while he buys all the stonks.

>>18861941
F

>>18862355
>>18862331
>>18862323

but the fuck? people will fly eventualy, and cruise lines are not essential

>>18862330
You hire people for that idiot. That’s the great thing about being rich. You pay other people to take care of your things

>>18862390
Re-read my answer

>>18862313
>buying back into a PnD after somehow coming out ahead in it
heh

>MVIS is stuck at 1 for 30 minutes.

Should I sell I sense a dump.

>>18862368
I expect them to cut for a time, but that was set when they cost 30.

>>18862390
Airlines are stupid expensive to run. They have already accumulated damage they cannot recoup for the next 4-5 years and if they don't return to regular capacity right now, that will only exacerbate. Cruise lines are relatively super cheap and don't rely on 24/7 100% occupancy to keep their head above water.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18862398
so it is rising on the speculation of the gibs, while airlines have been given those already

>TSN earnings: $1.207(est) $0.77(actual)
Ouch!

>>18862248
you just bought too soon relax. the market volatility isnt going anywhere we have a massive economic problem unfolding and tensions rising with china and a terrible oil issue

Should I just cut my losses with my SPY 5/20 300c

So who else comfy knowing that SPY will crab between 260 - 310 for the next 5 years. There will be no crash, sorry bobos.

If you want to see something depressing, you should go through high yield corporate bonds and see how many names you recognize that aren't just energy sector companies.

>>18862349
>Was
As in past tense of is
As in he said some shit and it had an actually physical effect on the market recently

NOOOO THE BEARS SAID TO ALL IN SQQQ THE FUTURES WERE SUPER RED WHAT HAPPENED

>>18862277
i dunno i bought NAT on friday because biz memed it but i regret it now

then again biz memed me into getting MVIS and that made me like 200 bucks so i cant complain

CCL Jul 17 $10 calls are still cheap, come make some money with me bros

>>18862441
probably. it's a decent time for today.

>>18862442
I anticipate there to be good days and better days ahead. It's a wonderful feeling.

>>18862460
kek buy more

>>18862460
Filthy dumb bobo scum

>>18862432
Correct. Trump was talking about bailouts for cruise lines before even Boeing or the airlines in March. Micky Arison bankrolled "The Apprentice" for years.

>>18862308
one will get bailed out because they pay US taxes, the other is paddling up shit creek to a waterfall of shitty boomer diarrhea

Fuck I should've closed my CCL covered call

>>18862317
southflorida anon here
boas are trash and only boomers and trailerpark retards want them
the only excuse i would find for buying one is for getting poon
but do you really want to spend 20k+ (minimum) maintenance a year to land some pussy?

Your thoughts on DFEN?
Buying now probably not a good idea, but going in the near future seems like it would be profitable depending on how things go.

>>18862248
Look at TVIX during past spikes. Itll get chopped one day but still gap up higher than it dropped the next day

>>18862460
mumu wants green so bad that he managed to crab everything up today.

>>18862499
Would you buy BA? If not don't get dfen

>>18862441
There's a 30% chance we'll to back to 285 but a 100% chance that theta and vega will fuck you first. I'd cut.

>>18862317
So do I. I want to be able to wake up at sea in a comfy yacht away from everyone

LMAO GET FUCKED BULLNIGGERS

>>18862406
how many shares do you own?

>>18862342
>tfw panicked and sold at .82
>tfw could have bought the $1 calls for 01 on friday and decided against it
>tfw i should have believed

>>18862526
look at at a live chart ffs anon

>>18862456
>bashes airlines & announces he sold his entire stake
>doesnt even break support
Wow, how influential

>>18862487
what stocks are you owning? would you ever buy airlines?

>>18862406
No, buy in the dip. It’s holding at one because of the massive fucking volume of day trades trying to sell at 1

>>18862540
281.26 get fucked retard

>more fed pump
>announce to buy ETFs
>still -0.5%
WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU NOT SOLD YET AND GONE 100% CASH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

What happened today

>>18862528
9k average fill price 0.6

This is your last chance today probably /biz/, I am seriously warning you because I care about all my shitposting friends here. I want to see us all finally happy, finally make it. Buy into tankers right now before it is truly too late. Get DHT and FRO mainly, NAT optionally if you want.

>>18862497
South Florida anon here too. I actually want a boat, but not a giant yacht. I want a comfy 40 foot boat, maybe bigger if I can truly afford, that I can live on as a mobile house. I really like the idea of living out in the water away from people and able to go wherever, can always come ashore easily for resupply. But then again my other preference is a small house in the woods, so I just don't like being around people I guess.

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/04/coronavirus-trump-administration-projects-3000-deaths-per-day-by-june.html

Trump denied at the start it all was hoax, a week ago he said max 50k, now at least 3k deaths per day in june alone.

REOPEN NOW - FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER

>>18862551
>-0.52%
oh no anon you really showed me

>>18862551
we're probably headed to S&P 2720 soon. It'll be slow i bet.

Just spent the last 5 minutes watching SPY draw a cunny, this is the true TA

>>18862562
sell a bunch of calls on it.

>>18862555
They realized no one is showing up even in the states that are letting them reopen

BUY ET YOU COMMUNIST NIGGERS
TEXAS IS GOING TO DIE IF YOU DONT BUY ETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>18862570
i am all in on DHT

OH NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18862554
The ETF in question is HYG. They're buying corporate debt not SPY anon.

>>18861698
Love it

>>18862313
>missed potential profits
gambling mentally right here, especially with pump and dumps, be glad that you didn't lose your money anon

>>18862554
This is another sad jawboning attempt. They wont touch junk ETFs. Once they do, irreversible damage will be done.

>>18862554
>cash
>not in on MVIS
just stop posting you fucking retard the market is over your head

Ya shills got me. I put in a limit buy order for 100 RTX shares at $57. What is to be expected on the earnings day?

MUMU are you ok little buddy?

>>18862581
Then he’d be locked into holding it tho

>>18861787
>because the Big 3 and Southwest will never fold
Delusion

I've seen someone post an official looking statement indicating that RTX will cut dividend and share buybacks. Was that legit and could someone repost it? Can't find it anywhere.

>>18862549
I've been REEEEEing about my dumb JBLU hold that I emotioned into because I actually like the airline. Also because a lot of its travel is regional and international exposure for other airlines is going to fuck them.
The payoff and timescale for that hold is going to be basically big oil, but only if you choose the ones that won't go belly up like Northwest did in the early 2000's.

>>18862593
you are the dumbest anon itt

What should I do? wait?

>>18862607
down to 40

how bad did i fuck up bros
somebody tell me it's going to be alright
this is like 75% of everything i have left in the market

Oof I'm not fucking with options anymore

>>18862610
I suspect he will not be for a while
why you ask?

>>18862621
They won't fold but they will go through bankruptcies again and fuck over the retail investors

>>18862472
REMINDER

Acquire more natural gas interests.

AHAHAHAHA FUCKING RETARDED BULLFAGS

>>18862592
Good job anon! See you on the other side, glad you can join us.

>>18862570
why?

>>18862554
the ETFs they are buying are for bonds, they aren't buying stocks anon

>>18862634
The RTX call is the safest probably but boring.

>>18862657
Why? $NBLX is raping me in the ass right now.

>>18862646
lmfao this dude’s gonna lose his rent money yolo’ing on TANKERS

>>18862583
They looked pretty solid up until all this. Any news on possible bankruptcy? May pick some up and just sit on it until people stop being retarded

i just recieved a tip, 100% sell signal detected on the ticker SPY. this has never been a wrong signal, back tested and totally accurate. Exit if you want to preserve capital investments. If you just want to hold thats fine, I'm going to hold my BRK.B shares forever because that's just how I do, but this signal is really accurate.

>>18862171
If I listened" what would I buy ??

WHAT WAS THAT


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18862632
I have did some research and was hovering around DAL and it was performing quite well before buffet's stunt, profitable airline, was in an uptrend. Now I dont know what to think.

>>18862634
you need to think and you need to learn from your mistakes

>>18862690
I was flashing a false signal to trick you
hehe

DIE
SPY
DIE

TD Ameritrade chads and their puts

>>18862554
because im buying puts

do people actually buy and own GE? like not as a meme?

it's the most boomer overrated stock of all time imo

>>18862574
>cnbc

>>18862595
are they actually buying these ETFs or did they just announce it to promote confidence in the markets?

im ruined

REMINDER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
REMINDER

>>18862570
boats are overly expensive and just a moneypit
they also aren't very practical as a home

>>18862634
>semi hedge is SNAP puts
>also down
anon...

>>18862684
no i'm fine personally. i just put a little bit more than i'm comfortable with playing with into the market to fuck around while shit's going crazy and i'm basically treating it like a mobile game
i just don't want the game to be over

>>18862690
Whad is da signal fren

>>18862713
What is an accurate news site today? Twitter or 4chan?

>>18862690
Are you memeing? My 5/8 280p are bleeding and I’ve had to scalp TSLA options just to break even.

>>18862555
reality set in

>>18862732
Nothing that comes from CNBC, duh

>>18862719
how do you know anon?

>>18862634
its not too late to buy some puts to hedge yourself

>>18862688
Their market cap is $341M and they just announced a $100M offering. That’s probably why.

CCL announced they’re sailing again in August

Anyone else loading up?

>>18862651
Exactly, the equity will get wiped out, the bondholders will get screwed and someone like Buffett will swoop in and buy up the assets for nothing and make a killing.

Your equity in airlines existing in 10 years is different from airlines themselves existing in 10 years. You're betting on the first one which is extremely unlikely on the basis that you will be able to collect on the second one. Even if it doesn't go bankrupt your equity will get continually eroded to pay for cash injections.

>>18862720
Baseball anon says it's all fake news

>>18862570
I got FRO and DHT
I think a 40-45' boat is the perfect size. Just big enough to take a small party of people around and just small enough to operate by yourself.

>>18862721
The amount of Volvo and CAT diesels in boats is staggering. Maintenance wouldn't be too bad if you know these engines.
Storage would be a bitch though.

i CAN'T TAKE LOOKING AT ALL THE RED ANYMORE
FRO
TVIX
BAM

FUCKING KILL ME NOW

RTX Bros are we gonna make it? I'm already at a loss.

>>18862646
Get out tomorrow before market close. Q1 earnings will probably not live up to the hype.

>>18862772
loading up on puts for when they sail half-empty?

HTGC and PE earnings tonight can’t wait.

>>18862786
wait for earnings then buy the cheapies

>>18862772
Ya I’m holding some ITM July calls right now. Can’t lose

>>18862634
>SPY calls
his is how you know the next crash is coming

>>18862743
How about New York Times?

>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/us/coronavirus-updates.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

Or how about an official report by the government?

>https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6926-mayhhsbriefing/af7319f4a55fd0ce5dc9/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

Probably fake too?

Fuck /biz/ is full with shizos.

>>18862787
the hype is at like .54 per share... should i pretty much just watch and see how they do against that?

>>18862699
Sure.
But Delta and air travel demand is basically big oil company X and oil per barrel spot price. The cash reserves of big oil are much larger and the companies have already prepared in the past for hibernation mode from earlier crashes. It took like 5 years for flying to recover from 9/11.
You hold for long enough you will get some decent returns but there are so many better plays that are short term now. It's why I dislike my JBLU bags so much despite liking the airline.

>>18862634
Please don't tell me you have bought SPY Calls at the literal top.

>>18862733
nope 100% accurate sell signal, we're going sub $280 within an hour.

>>18862634
Hold. You have two weeks+ left on those contracts.

IS THAT ALL BEARS?

>>18862814
bullish, once all the deaths come in from corona and starvation the strong will inherit the earth and we will have a golden age

>>18862668
This is an identical market situation to all previous oil tanker bull runs. Bull runs which shoot up to hundreds of points worth. Except this time, the super contango which is shared between all tanker bull runs is even larger this time than ever before. Investors have held off until they can see paper evidence, and there will be another wave that compounds after once contracts roll over again for oil prices. Paper evidence is coming out tomorrow after market from DHT, who already is going to support a massive dividend by itself. Tankers are cheap because they are debt riddled and got rekt by high oil demand last 5 years, but most company's debts are already almost gone from the sheer profits they are making in this crisis. You can x10 your money as a conservative estimate, the upside is truly much greater.

>>18862693
DHT and FRO, you can split your money between them. They are the largest, they are conservative and won't squander everything, and they pay highest divvy. You can invest in NAT too, but it is lower priority. You will have to pay attention to oil rollovers in the future to see the adjusting tanker rental prices to know when to sell, but this will run up for 2 quarters to massive heights at minimum.

>>18862721
I kind of agree with you. But I still find it a really nice thought. I want an actual home, but if I can ever afford it I would want one. Not something I would throw my money out for unless I can actually maintain.

>>18862778
Perfect.

>>18862061
Idk man investing in balls when gen y and z don’t really give a fuck about sport legends

>>18862710
You one of the several thousand kicked out in the may canning?

Honestly thinking about investing another 2.5k in my weakest stonks.

>>18862633
Your calls will expire worthless, pajeet.

>>18862846
Do you just read porn all day?

>>18862900
Get a margin account and turn that 2.5k into 10k

>>18862098
gib sauce on that wiman.

why would anyone invest in sports shit? is this antique's roadshow?

>>18862855
are you implying I own these as an investment?

Imagine being so retarded to buy KSM, when its obviously a PnD

>>18862715
They haven't yet I believe, from what we know from a while back they're looking to start soon mostly in the debt itself, with a small portion in investment grade and an even smaller portion in HYG/etc.

>>18862907
do you not?

>>18862900
yeah see that's what you do. When something is a loser just buy more

>>18862488
Cute that you think it works like that

>>18862930
I guess since I started hormones I forgot how degenerate you can be when you have testosterone flowing through your brain and nothing to fuck.

>>18861601
No and I can elaborate on that

>>18862822
what are the plays short term? tech stocks? everything looks like it's going to farm and already near ATH levels, shit I am so confused. I am trying to play from the fact that US opens soon, and I might get some swings on the airlines and then maybe put the money in growth stocks (if I dont lose it all on the next leg down)

Kelly....

pls b mine

>exxon up today

thank god

>>18862941
dilate

>>18862923
KSM?

>>18862910
No, I'm a lazy and boring long-time hodler.
Only buying relatively big and stable shares.

>>18862933
My worst is at -6%, but got really good dividends this year (5,80€ per share at 76€ market price).

>>18862778
its not really the engines more then the salt and storage
also hurricanes and insurance

>>18862941
lmao low test faggot

>>18862946
based

>>18862807
How low are we talking about cheapies? My average was 60 a share and I put 2k into though i am sitting on 1.5k and then king Boomer had to go on and shit on the airline industry.

>>18862941
it gets even worse if you supplement test, even just a little bit
basically impossible for the brain in your head to function
I've made some terrible trades with those hormones pumping in my veins. learned my lesson on that one :/

AAAAAND?

WHERE'S THE BIG CRASH ANON?

>>18862946
based but Morgan is better she's my waifu

>>18862952
>dilating a feminine penis
>dilating a feminine penis before the next big leg down

>>18862972
I'm really not a boat guy, other than speed boats in smaller reservoirs or some boating around lake Powell.
I guess it would make sense that salt water would accelerate the wear of materials that are outside the boat

>>18862988
My dude, you had 3 months to get your shit out of airlines, it was so obvious

>>18863008
this is the signal I was waiting for
dubz to dab

Just bought myself a nice 6/19 250 SPY put

new

>>18863024
>>18863024
>>18863024

new

>>18863024
>>18863024
>>18863024

>>18862999
Yeah I can see that, my hormones are at average female levels and my trades have been way calmer.

>>18863008
bro you are getting too cocky right now

>>18863020
you can have morgan, I will take kelly
she is mine

>>18863049
I bet you never take risk though.

Slow and steady, - 0.5% every week fir the next couple of months.

>>18863035
I bought RTX for the missiles not for the planes.

I bought a single share of EURN and it starts dropping lmao. Why am I so unlucky? Even when I inverse myself I lose.

>>18862942
elaborate please

>>18862972
Salt is a fair point. Storage....how is that an issue for a 40-45 footer? I am one guy, I should be fine. And hurricanes are part of what makes a boat great here if you live on it! I can just go somewhere else and avoid it!

>>18863032
Fresh water might be best. Maybe thinking now of moving to a Great Lake house away from everyone alone with a nice dock. Can live on my boat if I want, and when it freezes over live in my house.

>>18863067
I'm super exposed with my options but it's ok, the market needs to go down -8% from here within two weeks to let me afford facial surgery.

>>18862203
>>18862204
>>18862219
>>18862250
>>18862258
>>18862280
>>18862288

I have capped all of these comments and will be adding them to my cringe compilation when this stock doubles

>>18863049
So, who did you leave in your will?

>>18862941
This says a lot about society

>>18862171
you're a good writer anon, do you work in marketing? i have a smally teeny tiny bag of DHT. it's not enough to make it. but you sold me on buying more.

>>18862171
what's the target? 10x?

>>18862690
whats the signal you can trust me

>>18862472
What are you even talking about? I'm seeing normal prices

>>18862942
> he doesn't elaborate

>>18863428
Nope. I do write as a hobby, but I have no career in it. I am glad I could sell you though. If you are truly uncomfortable, sell after making a decent profit, but all the evidence imo points to a larger bull run so perhaps if you might want to let it ride, sell back some shares later to make up money initially invested, and then let the rest go up if you can't commit to letting the whole thing go.

>>18863454
At least, but probably larger. x10 is good enough to say "I did perfectly fine" and exit even if it does keep going up. Your call, with these bull runs for tankers they can just keep on going. Check DHT and FRO's ATH's and you will quickly understand when you realize the catalyst that caused them to rise back then is even stronger now.

>>18863776
yeah, i saw. I'm assuming we won't hit that high, but who knows.

>>18863797
Me neither, but another anon estimated 60% return to highs which is well over x10 by itself. He seemed to know what he is talking about, so glad my conservative estimates are considered conservative by other estimates regarded as "conservative." Leaves more room to be happy rather than disappointed.

>>18863908
We're in it together senpai

>>18861542
whats that program/website anon
and how much are you worth