/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18880755
>Barely any natural light.
Are you a vampire anon?

Every cent saved goes straight into LINK of course.

>>18880755
>OMG anon! We should go over to your place. I love the view!

>>18880755

>>18880755
A fancy shoe box?

>>18880804
>Are you a vampire anon?
Looks like a brownstone row house.
Not sure why anyone would want to live like that.

>>18880833
>Has an entire table for his TV
Make it at least a little realistic for the rest of us, Mr. Buffett.

>>18880755

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/825-E-Dilido-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/155862427_zpid/?

This, but with a home theater.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1000-Biscayne-Blvd-UNIT-1202-Miami-FL-33132/2087891374_zpid/ is nice too

>>18880755

>>18881045
I'm literally working on a place right next to the second link
I would never want to live on Miami Beach
It's nice right now with everything closed, but fuck living near so many people in a tourist trap

Linkbros fantasy home

>>18881045
> Yes sir, I live on Dildo Drive

I like your style but fuck living in Miami. I wouldn't pay 17 mil to live around a bunch of spics. Give me that same house on another coast or something and I'm in

>>18881211

I mean I wouldn't be there during tourist season. Its one of those places where i fuck off during the season and let it rent to cover the entire year's expenses.I walk by these houses all the time and it's pretty damn quiet on those islands.

>>18881045
>Dildo Drive

>>18881252
Hey, you know how much value you would get out of a waterfront miami beach home? Easy pussy, easy renting when out of town, plenty of room to put an escape boat, only a few people as neighbors. And no spics can actually afford to live there! This is a highly jewish/white area.

>>18880755
>wanting to live in a cuckbox where every wall is shared with someone else
fucking disgusting

>>18881315
Better than a McMansion displaying how little taste you have to everyone with a brain.

>>18881286
>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/825-E-Dilido-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/155862427_zpid/?

Okay fuck you guys, sunset islands are even more remote to tourists.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1835-W-27th-St-Miami-Beach-FL-33140/43894792_zpid/

>>18881347
lmao your "dream house" looks so fucking dull, just like you. If I have the money, I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Sure as hell won't be living in a dump like OP.

>>18881364
No wait. This one is fire.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1826-W-23rd-St-Miami-Beach-FL-33140/43894836_zpid/

>>18881347
literally anything is better than living in an apartment

>>18880755

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-4484-tv89df/moorea-moorea-fr#
Pacific Ocean island villas are a dream for me.

>>18880755
this or the cnb 66

>>18880755

>soulless, zombified modernism
>uninspired modular layout
>faux bohemian industrial exposed brick and beam shit, except it's actually a new construction, slab-style high rise to rip your ass off
>faux loft-style exposed electrical conduits to save developers money and rip you off
>triptych of (again) faux-bohemian photos of shit you have no personal relationship to--- may as well have a wall decal saying "live laugh love"
>mass produced, generic midcentury-styled furniture ripoffs... again to rip your ass off
>incongruous console gaming setup amid this austere, adult-branded modernist shit--- a tip-off to the only thing in the apartment you actually care about
>hideous, impractical sushi bar style dining area when we all know you will eat on the couch like a slob

>>18880807
imagine there's a bear outside.
What would you do?

>>18881347
>the less space you have, the more tasteful it is
Extremely jewish reasoning

>Why yes I like concrete, how can you tell
This would be peak comfy. Imagine playing video games in the basement surrounded by a concrete fortress with secret passageways and rooms.
>This will never actualize
Why even live

>>18881443
Kek

>>18881347

>I have good taste for liking a style of modernism that was originally a social mission to bring affordable futuristic lifestyles to the masses but has become a symbol of rich idiots getting ripped off

>>18881886
You don't hold any LINK?

>>18881842
Go inside?

>>18881964
Nope

>>18881804
kek

>>18881804
this

>dream
>pad
just kys holy shit

>>18880807
>Top ten cuck sheds under $10k that your wife's boyfriend will approve of

>>18881804

Add on top of that no windows. Normies have zero taste.

>>18881842
Have my pet gorilla scare him off. Gorillas can take on bears in a one-on-one fight.

>>18880807
I like small homes but this really sucks. Literally looks like a cuck shed

>>18880755
I've been looking into buying a loft style condo similar to that. Found one that's really nice, but I'm not sure I want to commit to the city I live long term. Being a renter is kinda sweet since I can get up and relocate on a moment's notice.

>>18880833
Stocks for this feel?

>>18880755

am I weird if I really like the hotel room aesthetic?

>>18881314
>renting when out of town
i've never understood why anyone rich enough to own houses like that would want the chump change of renting out their home for strangers to, say they're taking a vacation, but probably film pornos in. I always assumed they must have some kind of fetish, where they want pozzed loads all over their floors and furniture.

A small house like this in scandinavia. Quiet and the right amount of remote. Enough saved to buy fresh local food and pursue hobbies, but mostly just sleep

>>18882658
lol

>>18880755

>>18882519

No, I don't think so. It's supposed to appeal to the lowest common denominator, by design. It's one of those transitional spaces like airports that are supposed to feel unoffensive, comforting, and sterile (hygienically and designwise). As generic as possible but somehow also home-y. Also unlike most private residences, good hotels renovate and restyle with very high frequency--- a lot of architecture firms make their livings doing those sorts of projects. It means that while the style may be as generic and universal as possible, its overall quality and stylistic currentness are pretty good.

>>18882833
based

>>18882833
based

>>18880755
cringe

>>18882833

>>18882974
good luck with the Great 2024 floods

>>18882658
Buy something that doesn't look like shit. I fucking hate this soulless glass box marxitechture that they're trying to push on us.

>>18882833
Is that a cuck shed

Jesus christ. Almost every post is a cuck box or modernist architecture bullshit. You absolute plebs deserve to be poor goyim with taste like this.

I will be building my own house on a beautiful piece of land in a tradition stone/wood style. Then I'm going to build a castle in my backyard. You fucks are going to be playing video games and fapping to death in soulless boxes. You don't even need money to lead such pathetic, ambitionless goy lives.

Build beautiful things and plant trees. Fucking retards.

>>18882546
$300k/month potential rent
>chump change

>>18880833
based

>>18883295
best post in here

>>18880755
lofts are trash

>>18883295
Patrician. Myself, I’ll be going for a log house styled 2000sqft two story in the northeast somewhere on 10 or so acres, set up some raised beds and cultivate crops, raise some chickens, and hunt the land. It will be quiet and I will be at peace.lt will be completely self sustaining, along with dividends and interest payments from investments.

Eventually I’ll raise a large family and try and right this countries course.

>>18880755
A cozy cabin in the middle of the forest.

>>18883295
Lad, the people posting the modernist architectural stuff are people want to live in comfort at the highest echelons of the system. Of course they wouldn't concerned with your pic. Know your audience you dingdong before you complain.

>>18883622
Just how dumb do you have to be to actually believe that the "highest echelons of society" live in these post modern sterilized rat cages? They live in historic estates and fucking castles you dipshit. Postmodern architecture is designed for the de-cultured browned out drones of the future, tradition and legacy is reserved only for the rich and those wise enough to see through the bullshit.

But sure, live in a goybox and get yourself an imported Asian "wife". Your hapa offspring will be the perfect complement to your soulless home, a grayed out identity with no past or future - just so that your faggot ass could "live in comfort" while the world burns and the future solidifies into a uniform slave class of blended plebs who think right angles of plain concrete is peak architecture.

>>18882519
That is a high class hotel so its gonna be aesthetic.
>>18883363
This post is true but in the context of the photo above kind of misses the point and comes off as pointlessly edgy. In short go back to RnMorty.

Lots of land to do stuff on, nice large house for family, work space, gun range, pool, garden

>>18882974
psh, nothin personal kid

>>18883822
Holy cringe this projection, maybe I just like the way it looks? If you want to be an estate owner with all the ups and downs that brings good for you, I want my house to just werk. It's a means to an end for me, not a lifestyle

>>18882408
TMDX

>>18882328
Get a cat. Bears are scared of cats, less expensive than a gorilla.

>>18883822

I don't think you know what you're talking about. Yes, these buildings are lame, but they're firmly within the canon of modernist design. Postmodern design doesn't have quite the same austere level of seriousness and luxury, and actually has a decent sense of humor and playfulness (personality). I think a lot of these nouveau riche types are aiming at the modernist side of things.

Postmodern is like Memphis design and Venturi buildings, modernism is the ikea shit.

>tfw

something cottagey like picrelated. comfy

or a converted church

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/709-Idlewyld-Dr-Fort-Lauderdale-FL-33301/43205887_zpid/?mmlb=g,0

>>18882425
>French manor

This guy gets it, how much you reckon one of these would cost (pre corona/ after corona)

>>18884573
Practically pod people. I'd only live like this if it was for a greater purpose like I was working on a human colony and I HAD to live like that. This would never work irl tho the astronauts would just jack off all day and play vidya on the holo screen.

>>18884640
>You want to sit where thousands of peoples coffins were before being buried

Noice

>>18884761
Yes.

>>18881347
You lose the right to mock McMansions when you declare that that lifeless shoebox in OP is your dream pad kek. Would unironically rather live in a McMansion than that thing desu.

>>18880755

>>18884583
jfc I hate that gaudy HDR shit these real estate photographers do. it looks awful.

>>18884775
Well then, let's get filthy fucking rich.

>>18884646
>looks like an office building from the outside
>huge useless interior
location is good though, 4/10

>>18881804
KEK, OP eternally BTFO

Anyone have the picture of a shitter with a grand view of a mountain side?

>>18881606
cats are way comfier for living but these are still nice boats

>>18884908
the two main features about the house is the fact that it sits above the flood table. thats why it has that huge garage below
the other factor is the deep water dock were you can park a yacht if need be
i would also do some remodeling on the interior to make it more comfy

>>18884583
Is this on the Mohawk River? I think it’s near my house

>>18884815
Pick up all the 'rubbish' i.e things empty water bottles, empty fry carton, empty food crates, brown paper bags, drink containers etc. Bring them out to your trash outside and empty your bin too.

Place your swivel chair at your desk. Straighten your brown wooden chair that suits the brown wooden table and place the electric fan upright next to your guitar. Put your used socks into a laundry bag or into the laundry itself. Re arrange little things that are out of place into an aesthetically pleasing way. OP, I've found that brain fog is largely related to your environment. You push away the messiness and try not to think of it and this makes your not think of anything either. Your brain makes a fog around your environment which persists in all other types of thought, Clean your room and you'll know what to do next fren.

>>18884640
Best so far.

>>18880807
Where do you shit in there?

>>18884592
Do you live in Hampshire, specifically Andover?

>>18884908
Its cool to have a house that looks like a government building.

>>18885088
in a hole in the ground outside

>>18885122
no, that where it is? just stole it off google images

Hitler had great taste, I'd have a slightly more modern version of the Berghof.

>>18885045
Fuck off mom

>>18885202
It is in England, and I believe that house is one for sale in Andover Hampshire.

>>18884785
A tractor driving over your home would collapse the roof. Good luck post rain season

gotta go with that wuthering heights aesthetic

I am building a tiny house on ~40 acres of land I just bought outside the city. The porch will look out over my private couple acre spring fed pond...... doesn’t get any better than that if you ask me.

>>18883295
>I want to make it so I can afford to grow carrots and napes and smell like cow shit like a medieval peasant.
Cringe Luddite.

>>18885334

>>18884640
sacrilegious

>>18881842
I would block windows with sofa

>>18885358

>>18885203
i want to live in the eagles nest but its a tourist attraction now

>>18882548
Baste

>>18880833
Based this with nice clean carpet and a good smelling candle. Simple as lads, all women are whores.

>>18883295
>If only 10 percent of us do this there is enough for everyone
So basically you become a cuck so that the floppies in Africa can eat and reproduce.

>>18880807
>home
>its just a living room

>>18881347
>he would rather live in a cramped urban cuckbox than a spacious mcmansion that, even if in a neighborhood, affords you reasonable levels of truly *personal* space and privacy
>because "taste"
taste of pee

>>18884870

there’s been a few that i could swear were just shitty blender mockups or something.

>>18885020
might be. i just looked for stuff near the lake travis area. just want a nice house with some land in the hill country

>>18884668
That’s actually a Portuguese villa near the coast with 12 bedrooms and 200 acres of surrounding land. It was built by the king for his Spanish paramour. 15 million USD

>>18881211
damn you have a big head

>>18885409
Until you buy it

>>18880755
>dream pads

>>18884640
no insulation, must be freezing and humid in winter

>>18884640
absolutely VAULTED

>>18882546
Actual rich person here. Our shit gets wanked over and cummed on by the help anyway so we let the young uns run the place as a p/t rental. It learns them good.

>>18885711
Fuck those are some nice pads.

>>18885615
Ah comfy!

>>18885711
nice, you could go all day in those

>>18884815
>bag literally says "Gibs" on it.
>everything >>18885045 says is correct

Ask me how I know you smoke dude weed.

I'm building a temple of stone. The biggest high rise they're building in my favorite city will h'the top three floors bought out, soundproofed, and floor to ceiling marble, rose quartz, labradorite, lapislázuli, onyx, etc. Lots of white and black, master suite bathroom will be all pink with rose gold fixtures. What's the point in making it if you're going to live in an 800sqft closet style studio or loft? I'm also building an offensively wasteful homestead fortress plantation home. Complete with the greenhouses filled with endangered plants to piss off all the hippies. I'll even go trekking through the swamps to collect the orchids and shit myself to deplete the wild reserves even more. Solid iridium buttplugs and dildos, lots diamonds, rubies, sapphirel, etc. jewelry for my sexdoll harem, black marble lined indoor pool. I intend to get everything and am not giving up until I have even more than everything.

>>18880755
With a big fucking orange chair in the middle to ruin the aesthetic lmao.

>>18885858
Read think and grow rich, you've got the first step to riches nailed. Know exactly what you want. I think you're gonna make it fren.

>>18885858
t. urethral sounding expert

>>18881347
based retard

>>18885334
>>18885358
>>18885390
You have to be like 160 years old to be comfy in a place like that

>>18883822
>T.browsed /Pol/ once

>>18885711
i would have killed for these when i was working restoring wooden decks

>>18881804
>faux-bohemian photos of shit you have no personal relationship to--- may as well have a wall decal saying "live laugh love"
kek OP absolutely BTFO and exposed for the tasteless cuck he is

>>18886188
Looks pretty comfy to me. Nothing wrong with being over 16 anyway, this is an 18+ website.

>>18885642
lel xD

>>18882658
Incredibly based. I was thinking something like this but with more snow.

>>18882658
>glass wall
>hobo throws rock, squats in your cuck shed and shits on your bed
>doesn't insulate shit
>soulless modernist look
>extremely bad for noise as well
you have to be retarded at least you can see your porch at all times

>>18881886
Looks like a prison in Oregon. No thanks....I’ll take a unibomber style cabin in the woods anyway.

>>18881077
>Astroturf carpet

>>18883295
>>18883622
>>18883822
>>18883130
>NOOOO you can't like modernism you're supposed to have LARPy bourgeois taste

>>18880807
That’s a shed with a couch anon

>>18883515
This but with some livestock and <30 minutes away from water and a cute cozy town.

>>18884775
based

>>18886830
Now that you've introduced yourself with that image are you going to give us your two cents?

>>18883515
Based

>>18880833
absolutely based

>>18886623
Yea because rural scandinavia is known for their noise and homeless populations.

Literally my house. Since this image, we've turned the front grass into veggie patch, and the door is red now. It's also a hell of a lot bigger than it looks. There are 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, study, living room, large kitchen, 1 oil fired stove boiler and 1 wood burner also connected to the water system. I've set up rainwater reclamation too.

>>18887181
beyond comfy. is it annoying living (presumably) far out though?

>>18887101
>scandinavia
>cold as shit during winter
>glass wall for insulation
all the points still stand they build cuck sheds like that all around the world

>>18887181
Hello, based department?

>>18887295
Forgot the advantages:
>you can stare at the rocks/snow in front of your house all day
epic

>>18887237
Nah, I'm a 20 minute walk from a major town. 2 minute drive. Not that I really need to go in too much, we're getting about a half year's worth of veg from the garden at this point, and we can heat it during the winter with a trailer's worth of wood and peat sods (for the beautiful smell).

>>18887448
sounds fucking great. if you dont mind me asking, how much has all of this set you back by?

>>18880807
One bitcoin is worth more than that comfy shed.

>>18882658
>massive window to show off your floorbed and 16in CRT

Nigga...

>>18887466
It's a low property value area, so it would fetch around 200-250k at current values. It was built in 1998 for about 80k.

This is what's listed for 400k in the same area (a bit closer to town).

>>18887590
good for you anon. we'd better be neighbours in a few years fag. am i right in saying that its somewhere in bongland?

>>18887590
Offaly?

>>18887677
Hope so, just look around the midlands and North-West of Ireland, there are a lot of bargains. And no, not the UK, Ireland.

See my link that's just one county's worth. You'll see a few "McMansions", but you'll find some gems too.

https://www.daft.ie/roscommon/property-for-sale/?s%5Bmnp%5D=300000&s%5Bmnb%5D=5&s%5Badvanced%5D=1&searchSource=sale

>>18887745
North Roscommon

>>18880755
I already "own" a decent house. Still owe 60k on it and will be paying it off until I'm 35, but I'm on my way to living a broke version of the American dream

>no comfy starship

>>18886311
restoring wooden dicks*
FTFY

this is the correct answer

>>18880804
>still living in his mom's basement
>suddenly gets rich
>buys his mom a new house with a nice big basement so they can keep living together
I dunno seems pretty based to me

>>18887768
wow thats half the price of my house now

i'll take 2

>>18880833
This + a computer desk in the corner is my apartment before my gf cucked me and took over LMaO
>too lazy to wall mount tv

>>18881077
why is he shirtless in an office

>>18887181
Where do you live, and how much did that house cost? Living like that is basically a dream for me.

>not living in a pod where you can get away with smelling Chels feet at night
>ngmi

plebs

>>18888088
Unironically do, HODL the second one while renting, sell if the price appreciates a ton. Chiching. I'd move here for those gains.

>>18887987
>driving on high way
>cross wind kicks up
>"house" blows into on coming traffic and is obliterated by freight trucks along with you in it

>>18888507
please tell me this is in nevada so i won't have to pay state income taxes anymore after i purchase this home and relocate.

>>18888446
You don't even get a privacy curtain?

I plan on buying this

>>18880755
I already live at your mom's OP

>>18888446
everytime i think about this shit im amazed at how anyone could like living there
>no personal space
>no privacy
>hippy moron struming acoustic guitar and "singing" off key till 4 in the morning while stoned NPCs look on and pretend its so fucking deep

honestly I'd rather be fucking homeless

>>18889135
Bad goy

I want a nice Georgian home

>>18889017
I'd say you're right about that...it is a crazy looking contraption isn't it?

>>18889068
>We've received several complaints from the girls living here of weird noises and labored breathing since you've put up your "privacy" curtain
>I shouldn't have to remind you that you signed a no tolerance policy on masturbation in the pods

I want a comfy Mars base

I'm lying.
I always wanted this house with all its secret passages.

>>18889351

>>18888507
diamonds are forever?

>>18889135
that mde video speaks to my wagie soul like no other

>>18889351
>>18889393

A "writer's" cabin in the woods, just so I have an excuse to be alone from my wife and kids.

>>18880807
that shit's barely 3k in lumber and roofing lmao

>>18889082
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKINF BASED!!!!!!!!!

ITT: delusional bullcucks who mistakenly believe they'll be living anywhere other than their mom's basement or a cardboard box

Here's a less depressing version of OP's

>>18880755
I just want to buy an old factory wearhouse thing in chicago for me and my homies to live in. We,d have a studio, lofts for bed rooms, gardens and a huge place for throwing showes. :'(

>>18884640
beautiful

>>18880807
>pay 7k
>still have to build the whole thing yourself
literal cuckshed

>>18880807
>no toilet
>no cooker

wtf your sims house sucks

>>18886188
>Expecting to make it big in the market without the gift of immorality to maximize on hodling.
Cringe and Bloodbagpilled

>>18889955
>live
>love
>laugh

>>18890668
So, /biz/ likes mansions eh? €10 million


https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/seafield-house-on-c-32ha-80acres-kilcrea-donabate-county-dublin/4238473

t. 10,000 linklet

>>18889955
its a literal garage and you know it

>>18885390
Spooky as hell, imagine going to bed alone in these long cold hallways

>>18883295

>Hey anon are you gonna come and hang out with us, there's a great band in town we were gonna go get some drinks, food then see the show, plus there's a great new exhibition
>.....BUT MY CARROTS

>>18880833
based. simple as

>>18884785
I'd worry about cave-ins constantly.

>>18884815
Clean your room, unironically. Just get rid of the food waste so it doesn't smell like shit.

>>18887181

Nice house anon, but lol at "major town" in Roscommon. Its a village at best. T. Dubfag who's gonna move to Kildare. I've a nice apartment in Dublin (owned) but fucking hell there are too many hipsters here.

Can't wait to own my own veggie patch one day and have a dog of my own,

>>18883295
bilbo baggins motherfucker

I like to look through the plan collection. Think building a few of these and renting them out would be a good idea. I'd live in it too.

>>18888507
Wash this in The Big Lebowski?

>>18885475
I really fucking hate carpeting, man. Gotta have that hardwood and tile kind of life.

>>18881125
A little to flashy for brutalist,a little to abstract with those angles you know? Idk

>>18892760

>>18892787

>>18892806

>>18880755

>>18888507
looks like Troy McClure's bachelor pad

>>18892825
The hired hands

>>18892729
Agreed, it's not the best example. If you have some good brutalist architecture post it.

>>18881077

Lmao, that looks like the lobby of a commercial bank.. Imagine paying money to live there...

>>18883295

(((revolutionaries)))

>>18890220
Is that the Bin Laden compound?

>>18880833

>>18887090
Damn, where?

>>18880755
That is just awful bro you have really poor taste, how soulless that place looks

>>18881125
Office block

>>18882658
Get some blinds

>>18883515
the only good post itt

>>18880804
i vant to suck ya bluud, bleh!

>>18883822
This guy is right

>>18884592
Comfy

>>18885056
Very nice anon.

>>18885358
Why live in a museum?

>>18885713
This is close to my ideal layout, just needs to made of stone, wood, and polished concrete.

>>18891953
All you need is a shop and a pub. Anything more and you'll get concentrations of scumbags. Don't go near Kildare, every knacker who couldn't afford Dublin moves to some shithole in Kildare. Might as well move to Tallaght.

Hell if you have equity, sell the deathtrap fire-unsafe apartment before it gets condemned (90% of Dublin apartments won't pass an inspection and once it happens you won't be able to offload it) and buy a place in Crumlin or Drimnagh. No hipsters, but the scumbags are kept under control too. Property prices are likely to jump in the next few years, similar to Cabra, but it's less likely to turn hipster. The prices are only low now because the generation of original ex-corpo tenants is dying. Once they're gone, they're gone.

>>18891262
Not really, I just like bricks and iron work. I want to live in a van/trailer.

>>18891367
It's not garbage, but it's not particularly great, and definitely not worth the cost.

>>18885711
/thread

>>18892879
Yes, but the gay little Pakistan hideout. Not his badass mountain lair that totally existed, you guys.

>>18882658
How the fuck are you going to wank it to sexualized cartoon characters with those big windows

>>18893164
Would be good if you could grow staple crops and fish decently

>>18880755
Should I buy this biz bros?

>>18894042
Here's the view.
t. link OG

>>18894055
I'm into the small garden with natural plantlife around the house, fucking paying $100s a month for landscaping and shit.

>>18880755
Villa in Monaco

>>18894097
>NWMLS
doxxed yourself. Good job dork.

>>18882833
BASED AND TED PILLED

>>18894042
>dream home is in a suburb
ngmi

>>18894130
Spoiler, I'm actually in Tel Aviv!

>>18886188
No anon, you just need to have an education

>>18894212
Actually it's right on the edge, if you keep going behind the house it goes up into mountains.

>>18880755

Why yes, I do hold LINK, how did you know?

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>>18894244
Hivemind

>>18894239
wanna split the rent?

>>18894244
looks comfy. what game is he playing?

>>18894239
>>18894244
>crt
you can tell both these guys are pro gamers with low latency

>>18894269
Looks like Luigi's Mansion

>>18885914
I like this one

>>18880807
I'd be cool living in one of those corrugated metal sheds people in various impoverished countries live in as long as it's comfortably temperature controlled, has reliable electricity/internet, and good plumbing. Basically a luxury variant of the "poverty houses." That thing though is a glorified kid's clubhouse. It's not even remotely a livable structure.

>>18881886
A little too brutalist for my liking. Definitely on the right track though

>>18881804
i dont think ive seen an OP btfo this much in a while. good post

>>18892760
This looks like the spot the soul stone was destroyed.

>>18890467
imagine being a man and not having the ability to build a literal cuckshed

>>18888088
stay in california fucker or i'll shoot you

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>>18882658
best posts

>>18882408
KEK, I've never seen this edit.

>>18895351
Perfectly brutalist enough for my liking. Function over form. Space efficient, durable, secure built to last centuries. Not like these cuck houses with tiles and large (thus vulnerable) patio doors.

>>18883295
No. Architecture reflect our zeitgeist. You house reflects the zeitgeist of traditional, rural way of life in the 18th century. This era is gone. Today, there are no more social cohesion. The times are uncertain. Thus a brutalist bunker like house makes sense. Your wood house will burn. People will break the windows in order to get in. Burn the wood you are so proud of. In case of a major strom, the tiles on the roof will go away. No thanks.

>>18883295
unashamedly based

Fuck the house.
I want room for 30 race cars that I can build and work on in every aspect.
I'm talking full chassis jigs
Carbon fiber autoclaves
The works.

>>18880833
I refuse to give women an inch when it comes to the horseshit they decorate with. The parody of this completely nails it, they just fill up the space with trite shit because they think its unique and homely, but its all Target brand cliches and they see nothing wrong with it. To me this setup makes perfect sense because its practical and not pretentious. It will only get better when the man wants to add more cool shit, not because he feels obligated to

>>18883295
I just want a comfy cottage or ranch house with a 50s/60s vibe and a veggie garden when I retire from van life. I still posted a modern house because the posh aesthetic is nice, but it's hard to get a photo of a truly nice modern house from the internet. Best ones I've seen are from privately hosted parties I've been to.

>>18896641
...and yet I've been made fun of by men, even here on this website, for having a barren bedroom with a mirror, bed, and stack of books. I mean, I'd ideally like some plants and things I pick up from travel, memories, handmade things, and whatnot, but I haven't found anything worth keeping yet. A barren home does get depressing after a while though, and owning a few things can be a window into your personality and interests, provided it's not landfill Target quotes.

All my life I've always wanted to live in a castle.

>>18884573
>implying there will be any thin girls in the future

>>18890174
I'm intrigued and a little bit aroused but that's just the LARP in me wanting to have a use for those walls

>>18888000
Checked and keked

>>18894244
Here ya go, my fren.

>>18888000
nice

>>18882408
cluttered mess

>>18896709
tru

>>18882425
feels dirty idk

>>18882519
hotel rooms remind me of suicide.

>>18884870
it looks like shit. literally. the texture just feels like it came out my anus.

>>18897614
Good kys

>>18884815
This is how I imagine the average 20-25 year old's room looks like.

>>18892463
no, that was the sheats goldstein residence in LA

>>18885356
imagine not wanting to be not semi-self-sustaining. cringe.

>>18885858
>buttplugs and dildos
fag

>>18887181
>rainwater reclamation
nioce

>>18888507
Time to throw the fuck up. concrete jungle in the desert? GARBAGE.

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>>18897739
Why are you such a nigger?

>>18893947
looks like they do...

pretty cool.

>>18886188
just release an IPO and hype it up.

>>18897776
>>18897646

benis dumbass

>>18888507
Mein niger

>>18880755
I reckon this would be pretty comfy once you've made it