/biz/ - Business & Finance

>bears

kek what a bitch

please moon

>snss recovered
PHEW

>>18951569
I don't think that's a man anymore

We are ALWAYS in a bull market

>mfw adding UBS e-tracs back to Roth
Not all of them made it out, but there are still plenty of these monthly pay ones. Can't believe SMHB made it after seeing CEFL/CEFZ implode. Added SMHB and SDYL yesterday.

>>18951595
People can't afford to pay their rent or mortgages and you think airlines aren't fucked? C'mon

Anyone else loading up on MVIS during this firesale?

>>18951577

the market can stay irrational longer than i can stay solvent

Why is SAVA pumping today?

I asked a few hours earlier and didn't get a response. How is it possible for their to be a 147% institutional hold and 104% short interest? Doesn't this imply Naked Shorting? I thought that was illegal.

>>18951612
forgot mfw

>>18951606
RIP cash

>that anon that lost 14k in MVIS
He’s okay, right bros?

So what's going on with VUZI?
+33% this morning

>>18951619
no

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy fuck that candle on SPY touched 287.75.

TESLA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. TESLA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. TESLA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. TESLA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

beginning to regret ever selling my OKE.

So its pretty much confirmed that the fed specifically targets the days job loss news comes out to brrrrrrrrr these markets.

I got cucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>18951678
But I think i'll rebuy during the next down portion of the sawtooth wave

>>18951640
jesus fucking christ

>>18951615
>>18951595
who cares. people still gotta see their family when shit opens up

>Big pullback on NET

I'm about to dive in head first

>>18951529
71% of all market movement in the past month was made in futures. The market has rejected futures movements about one third of the time, resulting in a close lower than the open for 6/21 days, half of those being net daily losses, the other half being only propped in the green by the futures movement. Average SPY volume on a red day is 111 million. Average SPY volume on a green day is 113 million. There were 12 green and 9 red days. Of the past two weeks, the average SPY volume on a green day is 87 million.

>>18951537
It's not necessarily TA, it's just observing the price action and volume and when it occurs.

I am FEEDING off the energy of all the people in this thread that missed the pump

you had the end of March and ALL of April to get in and you didn't


capitulate or die

>>18951696

Why do you degenerates keep posting your garbage fetishes. This is a cunny community.

>>18951696
They'll be seeing their family all the time when they're all living in the same house

https://youtu.be/flhma66uw0k?t=128

A wake up call to all aspiring day traders.

>>18951662
Quiet retarded that the 2900 resistence got broken over night where zero volume is happening.

Now bulls use it for a resistence in the other direction. lmao

>>18951680
So its pretty much confirmed that you need to go back to r*ddit.com

Why yes, SOXL is the answer, how could you tell

>$MITT is rebounding

I will be okay.

tesla bears be like

>>18951724
I genuinely have no idea what you're trying to say, ESL faggot.

So apparently we are heading for the biggest recession since the 1930s

Will it be the recession where we

>Are queuing for bread And left over horse meat?
>Fapping to anime on live camera online, in exchange for bitcoin?

>>18951601
That's not a woman either. Some kind of slime maybe?

fuck the fed for killing volatility. the market was so fun before

So I just sold a property and came into some liquid cash. What do? I have about 140k to work with. I'm thinking:

10k - throw in bitcoin and forget about it
DCA 2k/mo in VOO
big buys on dips (have to work out the math on dip buys)

>>18951655
Iron Mountain is the only move shilled here in the last two weeks that didn't end up being total dogshit. When I see a position being repeated over and over on /smg/ first thing I do is start checking the option values on puts.

>>18951606
hahaha gold fags BTFO

I have 45 dollarydoos where should I throw my money to lose it all instantly

>>18951742
I understood him. Maybe you’re just retarded?

>>18951764
chill on cash for the next property in 1-2 years.

You may hate the fed but understand what they are doing is absolutely necessary. It’s naive to think letting this whole thing unwind would end well.

>>18951727
Sold mine days ago and now stuck waiting until the next red day

>>18951755
get real
no one is going to pay you bitcoin to watch you fap....

My friendship with Disney puts ended, T puts are my best friend now.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>18951766
dubs of truth

Bros I don't respect faggots, what do I do?

Bull market confirmed!

>>18951788
I don't hate the fed more than I hate the weather. No point in hating something that I have no control over. Just take advantage of it.

>>18951772
Just send it to me, Anon. I'll lose it for you with my own money.

>>18951788
smart and sensible pilled. as long as there's reckoning, i don't really care.

>>18951788
better than a manipulated market. "free market" ha!

>>18951772
A bulgarian 45yo hooker

bears are a bitch yeah, kek what a bitch yeah

>>18951803
Literally nothing.

>>18951569
>That feel when you are 3 weeks nofap and haven't seen your chubby/fat cute girlfriend for 7 weeks
>That feel when OP posts 10/10 BBW hentai images that make you want to coom

I'm dying here

>>18951804
and we're NOT EVEN DONE YET.

lmao that TSLA

>>18951569
Who /OOOOO/ here

>>18951007
>>18951041
>>18951061
>>18951072
>>>/wsg/3432052

>>18951674
TSLA 1000 get in

>>18951007
>>18951041
>>18951061
>>18951072
>>>/wsg/3442881

>heres why 15% unemployment is actually bullish!

>>18951789
I sold mine yesterday too, but took a small position eod Incase we gapped up again then added to it at open

"9 trillion dollars"

Based Kudlow

>>18951858
Sold a few shares a few days ago at $767 that I got around $700. Wish I held but gains are gains, and I sunk the gains into far otm QQQ and SPY calls that should start printing pretty soon.

>>18951845
rip

>>18951893
>wow it's lagging! It can't get higher!
>may rate is 20%
>the w-worst is behind us guys
>june rate is 15%
>wow, it's gone down!
why even bother.

>>18951821
>as long as there's reckoning
there will never be a reckoning for anything
there are no rules
there is no accountability
there are only gains

FUCK REPUBLICANS

>>18951893
kek

RIP Nasdaq

>>18951863
Nice job buddy. Who says you can't beat the market

I am beginning to regret not putting ALL my money in USAC

>>18951845
You were already dead inside to begin with.

>>18951917
tell that to the financials, heh.
Some actually seem to be at unironically astonishingly good prices.
I think there's still more pain for them, however.

>>18951799
Starting to like your gimmick. You converted me.

What y'all niggas goin long with?

If digits, DAL, AAL, BA, and ALL airline stocks will have the moon as their destination

>>18951834
But what's he gonna do with the other $40?

>>18951965
SOXL

>free market economy

>>18951951
Why?

It just keeps going up, I mean who would be a fucking bear seriously?

lol

>>18951606
wrong

>>18951834
man bulgarians are so hot

Anyone invested or following GAME on the tsx? Was thinking of jumping in yesterday as it was pumping from all time lows. Didn't pull the trigger, now trading is halted. Did I miss a good entry point yesterday? Would you invest today if you could? Thanks for the chat frens

1. Market is rigged
2. Trump is manipulating the market for political gains
3. Market doesn't really understand the situation
4. The Federal Reserve has lost control
5. Hedge funds are screwing the mom and pop investor with this move

Which brand of cope are you on today bear anon?

Is anyone willing to give a brief summary of what this graph is measuring? Is this related to fed's balance sheet, or the market as a whole? I don't mean to be retarded. Just trying to wrap my head around a lot of this shit.

>>18951965
I'm long Buffet, these loses are fine btw ha ha

>SPX is now $2900 and will never move up or down
>BTC is now $10000 and will never move up or down
>oil is now $25 and will never move up or down

these prices will remain the same for the eternity

thanks for the years of investing, but this is how it ends

>>18951928
Kill yourself kike.

I have all those shitstocks shorted (BA,DAL,CCL), and they wont go down.

Who is the idiot buying that dogshit?

There's no way we're not crashing a bit today. Jobs were terrible. Stop looking at 1 minute candles.

>>18951928
based NPC

>>18952019
robinhood kiddies

>>18952023
cope

>>18951965
Real niggas rtx for life.

>LCI BTFO once again

>>18951965
Oil, gas, too big to fail, and divvies

>>18952023
its gonna crab all day and then dump a little, just enough for you to get your hopes up and buy puts for monday.

Then guess what happens Monday. Done that 3 times now, can seem to learn from my mistakes either.

>>18951965
............everything

>>18952009
>tfw bought SPX at 218
>tfw bought BTC at 3800
>tfw bought oil at -36

who else /madeit/ here

>>18952023
we might not, who knows. I just bought some AIG. people are afraid of them failing again, but they've been defanged and are probably pretty safe.

Can any anon provide a free screener they use. I'm not a fan of the free ones posted.

Any additional sites you guys use?

>>18952004
I'm long buffet so I bought BRK.B when it stopped dumping so I don't have to hope for a 1 week reversal

> 20m people lost their jobs
> SPX up 2%

Wtf is this CCL pump. What. The. Fuck. Just announced yesterday they're pretty much shut down for the year

>>18951965
VFIAX

VTMGX

How do defense companies make money when people become too high IQ for wars?

>>18952074
PRICED
IN

>>18952051
>a stock shilled by a tripfag is a piece of shit and getting btfo

as predictable as the sun rises again

>>18952071
awesome pic, would be better if the line on the screen went up and right

CHADS, faggots and trannies i'm on 3% gains atm holding MRO. Their quarterly report was pretty bad and they cut their dividends, they lost 125milion 0.16 per share. they will decline production by 8%.

i'm willing to hold till 2023 and add monthly 300$, that's when things are forcasted very for them but i'm new to this market and scared that it will go bankrupt or stick arond 3/6 dollars for a long time and miss out on better stocks. maybe you have a beter alternative?

>>18952071
get to work bobo, it's business hours on a weekday! you can't just lie in bed all day

>>18952074
they said on CNBC that they're booked solid for 2021 or something like that

>unemployment nearly at Great Depression levels
>stocks go up

>>18952071
kek what a bitch

>another record unemployment stat
>market doesn’t crater into oblivion

Peak clown world

>>18951804
Unironically bullish

Last chance to get into DAL boys, the plane is gonna leave the terminal any second now

>>18952023
>1 minute candles

>>18952115
why don't you bearfags understand?

IT'S
ALREADY
PRICED
IN

the fed is just zombiefying the fucking market. looking at futures is killing me from pure boredom

>>18951965
Nothing. There will have to be an adjustment here in the next year or so. Then I'll buy back in.

>>18952123
PRICED
IN
THE
EFFICENT
MARKET
HYPOTHESIS

>>18952115
>>18952123
>Forbes
>it's lagging! it's lagging!
>guys! It's lagging!
>bullish! green line!

>>18951770
>>18951606
This image is incorrect

The price of gold in 1800 was $19.39 and inflation is only responsible for taking it to $394.08 which means on top of inflation it, increased by 4.31x to $1700.

There's also no stock market index that goes back to 1800, the oldest one is the DJI in 1885 and starts at 39.29 and went to 24,000.

$1 in Dow Jones goes to $610

I'm sure the bonds figures are just as wrong because it doesn't show the interest rate spike in the early 80s

>>18952080
That's the beauty of RTX.
If there is no wars they will make money throught their civilian sector.
Plus their intelligence branch.

people will tell me I am a shill... But RTX right now is a great deal. Great stock for solidifying your portfolio.

RTX
some pharma like Gilead of Pfizer
TSLA(or other du jour tech giant)

>>18951965
Sphd

>>18952071
Good night sweet prince
>>18952159
>copity cope cope. Cope coooope cope c-c-cope. Cope

entire watchlist nothing but green

>>18952135
Its only until the elections, and thats a big IF too.
Shit might hit the fan earlier, the cascade is getting less complex right now.

Then its Mad Max time.

>>18952067
Maybe, but fuck it, I just got out of all my major positions. I don't want to be caught with my dick in my hand when this blows up.

Looks like I'll make that 30 dollars writing a put on AAL without assignment after all

There is literally no other place to put your money than the stock market right now - even cash is a negative return, what happens when we get a big dip again? Are people going to freak and pull everything out?

Beyond Meat mooning AGAIN because of course it would

>>18952171
Stocks haven't gone up 1,000,000,000% this is something designed to fool retards into buying stocks at their mutual fund and skim 2.5% off the top

>make prediction that unemployment will be 22 million
>its only 21 million
We are beating the projections, very bullish! Green all the way up to new heights!
Lmao

>>18952080
Drones and tomahawks. Rtx, lmt, gd, Boeing, the same one that make dumb weapons. Also cybersecurity and it companies, not super familiar with them though.

>>18952182
no, S&P 10000 incoming and that's the first leg of the mega bull

>>18952102
somebody reply to this please

>>18952176
yeah, I'm about 70% cash right now. a big portion of my invested money is currently nintendies, heh

still up $500 overall despite having $4000 in MITT that ate shit this morning

The eternal crab strikes again

>>18952182
Don't worry anon, once the deflation starts holding cash will be the best investment.

Small caps OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18952165
Shill me more, they seem to have crashed a lot since their ATH.

>>18951606
What happened after 2002 faggot?

>>18951965
HTZ

>>18952221
What would trigger deflation? Seems like inflation would be more likely no? Especially considering the trend we have had.

I'm debating selling my index funds too, the market is very scary right now. It makes no sense.

>>18952133
Returning to an ATH during the great depression isn't priced in, it's greed and stupidity

>$BTG turning profits every qtr
>still hasn’t mooned

STOP SHORTING YOU FUCKS

>>18952182
This is patently false. There is nothing wrong with cash in the type of uncertain markets we're seeing. The discrepancy between market hours and non market hours movements belies real market sentiment. Anyone not thinking on the time scale of a few days or weeks, that has a long time horizon on their investments (decades), will have no problem waiting a few months for the economic situation to clear before buying back in.

Is TSLA just lagging behind the news that they shut down their factories? I sold my last share around 788 thinking it would drop back to that 750-740 level before buying back in, is it because he didn't say or do anything too crazy on that Joe Rogan podcast? Does the market move based on podcasts, what.

>>18952244
>What happened after 2002 faggot?
The second greatest bull run in stock market history followed by a little recession dip followed by the first greatest bull run in stock market history. Not including that only makes the performance of the other stuff less pathetic

>>18952247
>What would trigger deflation
>there isn't a complete demand destruction happening across everything except groceries right now
open your eyes, bro

>>18952247
we may trigger deflation if enough credit is destroyed that it counteracts all the printing, people always seem to forget all the huge amounts of credit that is being destroyed in this environment and how that affects prices.

>>18952272
Cash is fucking garbage, not linked to anything, you need assets that can beat inflation that's stonks

>>18952152
Efficient market only works if everyone is doing security analysis. Everyone instead is using their welfare checks to buy amazon stock

>>18951788
It is crazy how the sentiment and understanding of a free market has changed over the years.

Nowadays bail outs, (infinite) QE and stimulus packages is seen as a necessity and further people are even grateful.

Next idiotic thing which is on the way is, negative interest rates - interest rates futures are already predicting it end of 2020 early 2021.

All this interventions in the (not anymore) free market will drag the big boom out and make it worse, but who cares right? Everything good for now, only every single economic indicator is at a historical low / high.

>>18952165
Wtf am I looking at here?

Who got in on RIOT before it started mooning? Almost bought in a few days ago but I bitched out

>>18952271
>STOP SHORTING YOU FUCKS
I missed the memo on why it matters

>>18951569
SPXS touching 9.99

>>18952247
Collapse of demand and payment of credit.

>>18951809
>more than I hate the weather. No point in hating something that I have no control over.
based, gonna steal that

>PYPL still above 145
A 100% guaranteed profit shorting opportunity doesn't come along very often, pay attention.

>>18952247
Massive economic collapse would trigger deflation. That would happen if people realized the massive bubble we’re sitting on right now

>>18951996
>Market doesn't really understand the situation
AHAHAHA
Jackass, for the single reason your trading now means the INDIVIDUAL doesn't know! Good morning by the way, from Brazil

>he didnt buy LOGI calls on open
you missed out on EASY money

>>18952292
I don't understand? What do you mean by destroy credit? Like debt that goes unpaid because of bankruptcy?

>>18952287
I dont thnk theres a single stock bear right now who thinks stocks will not be higher 20 years from now lol

>>18952294
I bet the majority of your portfolio is in stocks of businesses that don't actually make a profit

>>18951981
Exactly, reading different forums online for the past few months you see the same exact bear arguments like "unsustainable", "makes no sense", "you'll see the rug will be pulled any moment now". The truth is that we bottomed in March and the irrational thing to be doing is NOT buying here after weeks and soon to be months of upward movement.

>>18952294
On the scale of decades, yes. We're talking about a few months. Do you think inflation is going to kill your cash on that time span? We're fighting a deflationary spiral right now due to the demand shock we're experiencing. Cash is perfectly fine until the dust settles, which it hasn't come anywhere close to settling yet. It's basic risk management. There's more downside risk than upside potential right now, and cash is a safe alternative over the next few months until there's more economic clarity.

Should I sell my index funds?

>>18952247
>What would trigger deflation?
there's no demand bro

>>18952340
>the truth
haha. did you enjoy your bread line this week?

>>18952318
hedgeye is long PYPL afaik

>>18952272
>Anyone not thinking on the time scale of a few days or weeks, that has a long time horizon on their investments (decades), will have no problem waiting a few months for the economic situation to clear

Anyone not thinking on the time scale of a few days or weeks, that has a long time horizon on their investments (decades), will have no problem buying today instead of thinking they're smart enough to time the market because this will all be forgotten in a few years anyways. Cope.

>>18952339
I bet you don't know me and are just making up some nice headcannon

>I am consistently beating SPY now
Not a good sign

>>18951779
kys samefag kek

>>18952321
He has phrased in a very odd way, but he is somehow right.

Big financial analysts, hedge funds, even fucking central banks don't know where this shit is going. The market is either doing a historical recovery or will doing a text book bear market right now. Nobody really knows exactly, but then again the market is often very irrational and finds back to reality later on. History is your best friend.

>>18952353
never, buy and hold brother

>>18952336
just as an example, the big banks are locking down their mortgages making it harder to get a loan, especially the jumbo mortgages, that's an example of destroyed credit as less people are going to be able to take out those loans to go out and buy big houses which will cause housing prices to fall and thus deflation.

the bigger numbers are for things like businesses and governments that can't get credit

>>18952247
OK so if the fed prints infinite money and that infinite money is spent on buying infinite junk corporate debt bonds which fall over so that companies may continue to contract an infinite amount of debt does the dollar go up or down?

>tourism could face 60-80% contraction
le mao

>>18952340
Yep, even if there's a correction due, it's not happening yet and there is money to be made

Meanwhile bears sit back in cash not making money or stick with their puts losing it.

so when is the Fed going to raise rates?

2025?

>>18952337
>I dont thnk theres a single stock bear right now who thinks stocks will not be higher 20 years from now lol
Should probably buy then. 1000 IQ move so fuck it why not

>>18952372
That's why I said I bet you illiterate wsb interloper

What's your guys' focus on student loan repayment vs investing? Made a $900 payment yesterday and now am at about $18,000 left. But with the market still down, it's kind of an unfortunate time to make extra student loan contributions.

>>18952403
To keep the zombies alive, raising rates above 1% will be made illegal

>>18952348
There is always risk and uncertain variables, maybe the tail distributions are wider right now but you always have to deal with them if you want to be in the market. If you want to be full cash that's your personal decision but higher risk higher reward

>>18952401
Priced in along with global thermonuclear annihilation

>>18952405
no, your chart is proving you can be better off not being brainless bull getting out of asset class when it matters

>>18952409
hoard cash, pay slow. do not invest unless it's MUCH extra. try to build a full year of cash on you. seriously. You'll thank yourself later.

You didn't sell in May and go away, did you?

>>18951764
>10k - throw in bitcoin and forget about it
not right now, in the long term it's a bad idea. wait for another crash and then maybe it's good.

>big buys on dips (have to work out the math on dip buys)
depends on what "dips" and if you're talking retail investing or some other investment

literally everything in my portfolio is green

>>18952381
But everyone says it is going to crash hard?

>>18952389
Yeah I just refinanced my house and had to jump through a bunch of hoops. 30yr at 3% though is fucking sweet. My banker said now it is getting even harder than when I just did it, and they are turning people down. I can literally pay my house off I just like having liquidity so pretty amazing how hard it was for me.

I remember in 2008 it took a while for things to get really bad. Like I think it was 6-7 months before people started freaking.

Almost got totally burned playing with oil and not sticking with my trading plans. Rebuilding my account slowly and with a more disciplined approach.

>>18952409
I had two. I've payed off the larger one already (in only 3 years). The other one is small enough that i'm comfortable risking my money in the market

>>18952446
That means it’s probably a good time to take some profits fren

What do Americans do this?

>>18952467
Forgot pic

>>18952430
>get out of asset classes when it matters
Sounds good except.. *ahem*
I don't know if the fed will continue the brrr or not and if they do I don't know what will or won't happen with enough specificity to time the market. You don't either but you seem to think you can. Your "probabilities" in this instance mean nothing cuz if some level of quantitative certainty could be attached to these events they already would have been by minds much greater than yours and the price would reflect that; it "probably" does. I trade orthogonal to those probabilities. In the future the numbers will be higher than today; in the medium/short term they will fluctuate. When they go down I buy. That's the high probability play. Contrast with trying to outsmart a market full of people with infinitely more information and, more importantly, the money to soak up all the associated liquidity that information directs them to. That is what you are up against hence your mistake. Even if you're "right" you are still wrong cuz you just got lucky and luck runs out. Sometimes the market acts "irrationality" (not really in the macro sense but for the sake of argument) and sometimes your broker forgets to get the fucking date right in their app and your shorts get BTFO'd. I slept until noon today cuz the short term vicissitudes of the market are irrelevant to my stack. Market timing with retail constraints amounts to an unfactored game of Martingale and you are guaranteed to lose cuz while you think you are playing against the house you are actually playing with the house and in the house's game you are always on the losing side. I win either way cuz I play not with but in the same direction as the house. Git good.
The Daily Pasta. Don't take it personally Goldsteinerino. I don't think timing the market is a viable option for the vast majority of active traders. Think about that for a minute

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>18952483
People are getting wise to this shit. Thats why you fucking lemming.

>>18952493
Sell in May and go away

>>18952493
Literally who

>>18952491
TLDR: op has brain capacity of brainless bull
I dont disagree with that, just go long if you cant do better

>>18952493
Nothing new, if you don't anticipate a second leg down, you are deluded. Timing it well on the other hand is very hard.

>>18952365
It simply can't sustain 145, especially after missing earnings. I get that their business did well but that doesn't mean it's like 20 over the ATH now.

>>18952469
not for you, but...
>everybody is clamoring for cash
>PPP loans go to businesses with debt only
>king boomer is hoarding cash
I REPEAT, NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE AGGRESSIVE WITH LONG TERM DEBT. YOU WILL NOT HAVE GOOD OPPORTUNITIES FOR GOOD LONG TERM DEBT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. PLEASE ANONS, HOARD YOUR CASH IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT MAKING ADVANCE PAYMENTS. DO NOT INVEST IT.

>>18952369
Yes, and no. There is not enough upside potential right now to risk the potential downside should the market play out like a traditional bear market, which, given the economic situation, there is every possibility it could. Historically, there is every precedent that the market should behave that way, but we'll see. You don't have to maximize your gains with extremely long time horizons, but there's no sense in buying right now with the extreme levels of economic uncertainty we're experiencing.

For example, if you went long in the beginning of May 2008, it would have taken you four years to break even. That's a waste compared to waiting another month or two to see how markets shook out. A few months, or almost half a decade of underutilized capital?

>>18952425
See the May example above. That's four years of underutilized capital and potentially wasted gains that could have been averted if someone decided to wait an additional month or two.

>>18952493
>sell your bags so i can buy the dip again!

>>18952202
How do you use Tomahawks in peace time?

>>18952551
>>18952538
>>18952529
>>18952527

>>18952529
>Former PM at Goldman Sachs founded $1.4 billion hedge fund.
Just a no-name. Has no idea about markets, or money.

KEK

>>18952493
literally who?

>>18952493
Please sell guys, y-you will regret it I swear.

>>18952540
>have mad deja vu
price goes down in like 20 minutes or something stupid. It's not a lot, but it's appreciable. damn what the fuck

>>18952493
Everyone with half a brain knows this. It's really just a game of hot potato to see who gets left holding the bag when it takes the next leg down even lower.

>>18952520
Getting wise to what you fucking dumbass? If Polio comes back you're the type to end up in an iron lung thinking it's a better alternative to "MUH VACCINE MUH AUTISM MUH TRACKING"

>>18952566
Found the underage b&

>>18951965
MSFT. Got a call for July at 210 strike. The fed will keep expanding the balance sheet through next year.

>>18952493
cope

i-i-i-its' f-f-inna crash th-this time

>>18952403
If it does it will destroy many businesses and bankrupt the government so they will try to avoid it at all costs but eventually monetizing the debt and massive spending will transfer spending power away from the private sector to be used inefficiently by bureaucrats which will cause a real depression like Japan.

>>18952467
>>18952484
eToro takes another retard to the ground.

>>18952493
>found dead later today under a pile of 100 trillion dollars

>TSN

>>18952532
>TLDR: op has brain capacity of brainless bull
>I dont disagree with that, just go long if you cant do better
I beat the market over 30% the last 3 months. How well have you done?

Silver's hitting the high from a week ago.

S P C E
P
C
E

>>18952493
If this OG says sell, I’m selling. Waiting until 11 then unironically liquidating everything but my bond ETFs.

>>18952580
i'm 32

>>18952599
lmao

>Jerome Powell refused to comment

>>18952598
What's wrong with them? It's the only broker I have access to and I was doing decently until I started deviating from my trade setup and risk management.

Also
>10yr treasury
bearish desu fampai

Stocks is easy, they go up and down,there only two options, why you all worry so much?

>>18952603
not sure, I dont have a record for that rn, but I am 12% up on the week so far

>>18952578
I know a lot of people that don't get the flu shot because they think it gives them the flu. Then they oversold this fucking virus and a lot of people think it is a nothingburger now.

>>18952649
>he forgot sideways

>>18952578
Even the current flu vaccine is at most 40% effective. This shit is no different. It's a meme. Comparing this to polio just makes you out to be a retard. Fuck off.

>>18952549
>it would have taken you four years to break even
But when you're not planning on doing anything with that money for 30~ years, it doesn't matter. The money invested on the worst day in 2008 still made a shit ton over the course of the following decade-long bull run. There's far more evidence supporting staying in the market and investing rather than trying to time it.

>>18952483
I wouldn't take it either.
This vaccine has been a fuckhuge race to the market.
Same thing happened with swine flu vaccine and the rushed vaccine ended up giving people narcolepsia.
I won't touch that vaccine until I see what the long term effects are.

>>18952651
Good job man! You're gonna make it. We can be friends

>>18952647
>that image

lmao

but yes the 10yr is very concerning

>BUY BUY >BUY >BUY BUY >BUY

>>18952379
AH! I see you are a man of Intellect! Thanks stranger, for acknowledging me!
If you will permit me Sir; to now demonstrate and educate the lesser apes here. The idea that the stock market will continue to raise beyond all these events throughout the year is improbable to say the least! In my most humble opinion, the streets thoughts that linger, " worst is yet to come", and "the stock can`t stay this high for ever" are to be both accepted cautiously!
However; the market always rises! Always ! G`d Bless America!

>>18952645
I use it too. My main problem with it is that it's full of retards in the fucking timeline. I would switch if I could. It also makes it very easy and tempting to trade shit at high levvy, which I guess is what got you. NEVER do that again, I got burned too and lost 2k in days on a single trade.

My country just announced a full lockdown until the end of ramadamadingdong. I live in a rich gulf country and our stock market is crashing
expect a lot of bored oil money gambling in the US stock market from home
therefore, you have been warned,

Holy fuck look at TWLO.
So fucking mad I missed out on it. Its up 40% in one and a little days.

>>18952723
Qatar?

>>18952676
nice, youre just stonking by? I was mainly playing commodities this week, stonks are gay and boring

>>18952720
No, I don't even look at the timeline, I just went full retard with my approach plus I'm was new to leveraged CFD trading since I normally trade equities on my local market.

>>18952733
Kuwait

>TVIX
make it stop

>Everyone saying "New Paradigm"
Time to dump your bags

>>18952749
I feel sorry for you playing Volatility instead of being ballsy enough to play direction but me thinks you can add up here

Ive been posting in this general for years and I only ever took /biz/ advice one time, and that was buying RTX. I'm not mad at you I'm mad at myself

EVERYTHING IS TURING RED
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
AHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18952735
Yeah that's actually just my meme Robinhood account. I had no idea it was gonna blow up like that when I signed up. Probably time to pull some out. My real stack is in a futures account but I don't really mess with commodities. Just work the shit out of a trend trading strategy in the /ES and /RTY. Pic related is today's trade in the /ES. Only 3 cars but with this chop I'm not risking much more than that. Fun times

>>18952794
there's one item on my watchlist red what are you looking at

>>18952446
you know the drill, let your winners ride and cut your losers, if there are any

>>18952063
I tried to buy oil at -40 but they wouldn’t let me

>>18952809
The instant response to any bad news and constant zoomer cope is delicious

>>18952804
good shit good shit anon
>>18952794
idk bud, I have 6 greenies closed today already 5 more trades in progress

>>18952621
He said that on the 4th. What's his claim to fame? 2008?

>>18952809
Anon is literally a psychic and he forgot he was looking 5 minutes ahead.

>>18952674
I completely agree. Time in the market trumps timing the market. That's not the point here. The point is that we are at the beginning of the economic uncertainty, not even near the midway point, and certainly not near the end. In truth, any light at the end of the tunnel is very dim, hence it is extremely risky to go long right now. It will only take a few more months to shed some light on where we're going and how we're going to recover from the situation we find ourselves in. Again, what is a few months vs the potential years of underutilized capital? At that point, once there's more clarity regarding how we're going to recover our lost jobs and businesses and rebuild the sectors that were most heavily impacted, then you have a stronger case for DCA'ing in.

>>18952561
I’m exiting positions in the money, laugh all you want

Question, I'm new to trading and currently using ThinkOrSwim with paper money until I feel comfortable and I'm noticing theres a huge price discrepancy between whats on Robinhood and whats showing up on TOS. Why is this? I thought values were universal across the platforms, or at least somewhat close?

For example, I wanted to short MVIS and TOS has the value at $1.09 and dropping, while robinhood already has it at .57c. Why is this?

>>18952563
He might be right. But there are differences. Interest rate in March 2000 was 6%

MUMU ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK MUMU

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>18952879
Everything is green tho

>>18952879
wat

>>18952879

>>18952879
Bears are losing it...

>>18952879
The bears have finally gone crazy

>>18952897
>>18952893
>>18952891
>t. started investing this year

Bullbros got too cocky and are about to get bogged yet again. It’s all so tiresome.

>>18952213
>>18952102
Yes

>>18952879
Yes, I've made 6k today

>>18952927
Is that a lot of money to you?

Moving to cash lads. Already made 17% gains this year, not going to get greedy. I'll sit on the sit for a bit.

BIZ QUIZ:
What are the 3 things that are impossible for a nigger to get?

>>18952910
>nasdaq is under 10% away from ATH
>

>>18952937
post invested sum larper

>>18952953
That's unironically a bearish sign kek.
>>18952954
have sex

>>18952961
kill yourself faggot

your parents wake up everyday ashamed that you exist

>>18952961
awesome reply

>>18952961
fear soon, fellow bobos

How do you guys make money on options? Literally all my picks are losers

>>18952952
IQ, stable self created society, their child's first birthday

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to go short

>>18952871
Paper trading accounts often have a built-in delay, check what TOS's is.

>>18952749
TVIX is more dangerous than your average leveraged fund. I would cut the losses desu, that shit can go all the way to reverse split territory in no time at all.

>>18952952
A job, a father im stuck on the third

Why is nobody talking about the NIO moon

>>18952978
We’re at enthusiasm

>>18952978

>>18952995
>CCP backed PnD
Nope

>>18952981
>>18952993
Good answers anons! I'm proud of your creativity. The 3 most common answers are
>black eye
>fat lip
>a job

>>18952982
>why do I always lose when I'm playing roulette

>>18952982
just pick the opposite then lmao

>>18952952
the joy of cooking meatballs

>>18953026
see you in a few weeks. maybe the 19th.

>>18952982
The majority of options expire worthless, options buyers have a far lower statistical probability of turning a profit than options sellers. It's like buying lottery tickets.

Stick to trading actual stock 90% of the time and only ever buy options if you're absolutely sure of a movement in a given time frame.

>it took 15 years for the S&P to surpass the ATH from the year 2000

>>18952871
20 min delay I think, when I used it the delay was stated in the top left corner

Not that helpful desu when learning

>>18953049
of fuck now I won't be able to sleep

>>18953049
So when spy is over 310?

gonna go make ribs, dont crash market without me, Im not ready

>>18953024
Running headlong into an uncertain economic outlook and a recessionary environment isn't enthusiasm, anon. It's mania. Particularly so when we'll be much better positioned in even a few months time to see how we'll emerge from this.

>>18953057
Well, 7 to 8 years, but the GFC was very quick in bringing that down again.

>>18952978
It's so classic too. Like everything points to this.

>>18953087
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>>18953087
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>>18953087
>>18953087

new thread

>>18953087
>>18953087
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>>18953087
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>>18953049
Shoo shoo bothersome bear

>>18953070
>>18953076
who knows. I just know that we're in for some hurt. if equities decide to show it is another question. Oil going near negative again might do it. I wonder if COF will be ok.

>>18953081
>Goldstein
>ribs
Don't you mean brisket?

The mumu Bobo dildos shit is comes off as pretty reddit

>>18952982
>buy 100 stonks in a company
>sell calls at a price you'd be okay selling at
there you go. Don't buy the options; sell them!

>>18953099
been here since January.
I was cash gang through 2018. 2019 fucking hurt.

>>18953137
jesus why? ride momentum dude. this will crash, but when it is ready to crash. even in 2008 you had time to get out

>>18953165
>ride momentum dude
we've been running low on steam so far for May, no? signals started in mid april. I rode the first half of April.

>>18953035
So what?

>>18952483
long Calls on autism

>>18952578
>mfw polio was on the decline before vaccine was created and released
>mfw polio vaccine was released and the number of case of polio increased as well
>trusting vaccines
>ngmi

More current polio cases have been caused by vaccines than the wild virus: WHO report

https://nationalpost.com/health/more-polio-cases-currently-caused-by-vaccines-than-the-wild-virus-who-report

>>18952653
Look up ADE, flu shot is well-known (tons of peer-reviewed research) to "give" AND increase potency of, flu (note the quotes).