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*Ahem*
I have an announcement to make frens, would you be so kind to consolidate into the hall please. This announcement is of the upmost importance...I will begin the address once we are all present.

>> No.19166458
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>>19166424
Fantastic!

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I'm present

>> No.19166501

>>19166458
>>19166470
Thank you for joining fine gentlemen! However, I still believe there are some caught in traffic.

>> No.19166512
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Is this the right place? I heard a rumor that there is going to be an important announcement soon.

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>>19166424
you have my undivided attention

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>>19166424
>i wonder what he has in store for us this evening
speak lad, on with it!

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>>19166424
Sorry I'm late had to finish my cigar.

>> No.19166648

My ears are peeled OP. Please continue

>> No.19166656

>>19166424
Is this the thing about negroes and janitors again?

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>>19166512
Yes ! You have arrived at the right place, still some of our guests are arriving there seems to be excessive traffic on the board lately. In the mean time do help yourself to some refreshments.
>>19166611
Thank you for coming fren! You will not be disappointed, he have a great announcement in store for all that attend today, in the mean time do please help yourself to the refreshments.

>> No.19166698

If the announcement is about Chainlink I will shoot this entire room

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>>19166669
oh boy! im seething with anticipation!

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>>19166424
I have to wake up to go to my wagecage tomorrow at 6am sharp so I'm attending via ZOOM tonight. Isnt technology the best, fren?

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* SHUTTER *
>Lights are all turn off.
*tap tap tap*
>footsteps enter the main stage of the hall.

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Looking forward to a great oration this morning.

>> No.19166760

TELL ME WHAT IT IS AND ILL BUY IT

>> No.19166778

>>19166424
Sorry traffic was brutal

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hi frens, i was freezing my nuts off out there. looks like i'm just in time

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>>19166745
*SGHHHHZUSUUHGH*
Hello, Frens I am sorry for the sudden change in lighting the mood for the announcement was not quite right... This is quite a big announcement that will occur here today so I would like to thank you all for taking time out of your day for the moment of tremendous anticipation.
*LIGHTS SHINE ON MIC BUT HE WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN*

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>>19166825
*LIGHTS EXPLODED*
GREETINGS FRENS, HERE IS YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT IT TOOK A LOT OF TIME TO PUT TOGETHER.

AHEM
FUCKING JANNY NIGGER THIS ONE IS FOR YOU - THE BOARD IS A FUCKING MESS WITH SHIT INDIAN PAJEETS SANJAY CUMJAY AND MIKE FROM IT SCAMMING AWAY SHILLY THEY FUCKING NIGGERISH ERC20 SCAMS I DEMAND YOU FUCKING DO YOUR JOB YOU ABSOLUTE SOULESS HACK.

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK PAJEET INDIAN KEKS AND THEIR STUPID SCAM TOKENS, FUCKEN GIVE ME FLAGS YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. HIRO YOU FUCK YOU THINK YOU CAN BAN ME SUCK MY COCK DNS AND IP CHANGED EVERY 2 MINUTES BITCH.

AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS CHEETOHS
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK NEGROES"
HE HEATED A HOTPOCKET
CUM-STAINED TISSUES ON HIS CARPET
HE WAS SITTING AT HIS TABLE
MAD THAT ANONS WERE UNGRATEFUL
SO HE DELETED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NOTHING ALLOWED

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING "FUCK YOU"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED BY
A CUTE CRIMINAL

>> No.19166959

Do you guys mind if I do a J in here?

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>>19166954
* MOOD LIGHTING KICKS IN *
YOU FUCKEN RETARDED FREE WORKING KEK THAT IS 200% A LOSER IF YOU FUCKING HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING DO IT GIVE US FUCKING FLAGS YOU USELESS CUNT.

HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME HE DOES IT FOR FREE, AND HIS WIFE GETS FUCKED BY ME

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>>19166954
extremely based anon

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>>19166954

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>>19166954
>>19166985
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH COME ON ANONS LET'S ALL RAGE UNTIL WE GET OUR FUCKING FLAGS. BASED AND REDPILLED, FREN!

>> No.19167017

is this real or is this a fantasy?

>> No.19167049

>>19166954
Overwhelmingly based, anon. This pronouncement shall be one for the annals.

Jeeves, bring the carriage. This thread has put me in a most fine humour and I think I shall crack open that 180 yr old cask of brandy upon my return.

>> No.19167075

>>19166825
>>19166954
>>19166985
now THIS is based

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>>19166954

>> No.19167119

Finally a decent fucking thread

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>>19166954
>>19166985
Bravo OP! Bravo!

>> No.19167180

>>19166954
Haha

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>>19166985
Capped. Good show.

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>>19166825
>>19166954
>>19166985

Yeah, we can get down to this

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luv me gold
luv me silver
fuckin 'ate pajeets an jannies
Simple as

Top show in here tonight. Carry on.

>> No.19167302

>>19166954
>>19166985
Based

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>>19167224
Why am I not in the screencap? not amused anon

>> No.19167377

>>19166954
>>19166985
Incredibly and fundamentally based and sound. Strong energy. Bravo, and well done! You have put me in a fine spirit good lad. Good lad, and good day!

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>>19166954
>>19166985
Real noice

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>>19166954
>>19166985
Spectacular

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>>19166954
based

>> No.19168749

>>19166825
>>19166954
lmao based

FUCK JANNIES
FUCKK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
GIVE US FLAGS

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>>19166424
AHEM JANNY DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LET THIS THREAD DIE YOU DUMB FUCK, WHERE ARE MY FUCKING FLAGS YOU KIKE SUCKER NIGGER LOOKING FUCKER PAJEET SCAMMING NERD.

GET
BACK
TO
YOUR
STATION
YOU
FREE
WAGING
KEK.

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>>19166954
>>19166985
Encore!

>> No.19169711

>>19169651
How does he keep getting away with it! Extremely based

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>>19166954
*clear throat*

EAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WONCHOOCHOCHIWEEEAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEEEEYYEEAAAHHHEHHHHYEHYEHEAAHAAAHHHHHEEEEEYYYEEEAAAHHHHHHHYEHEYEHAAAAHHHHHH
WONCHOOCHOCHIWEEEAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WONCHOOCHOCHIWEEEAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEEEEYYEEAAAHHHEHHHHYEHYEHEAAHAAAHHHHHEEEEEYYYEEEAAAHH