/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19273366
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19273372
Here we go

we're ending green cap it

look fat, you aint black

Rate my memefolio. I have literally only bought stocks that were shilled here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

The Joe Biden "campaign" is going to be a good time, hopefully he ends up calling Trump a nigger faggot at the debates

ET is such garbage holy shit, why did I even buy this

I don't understand.
We aussies are so much superior to the US but we never talk about the ASX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBd0PwQouE

>>19273423

I’m trump all the way but I’d vote Biden if he did this

>>19273410
>no TGTX

why do you hate money

>>19273410
add eman, mvis, tqqq
drop sqqq

>>19273428
Do they even let humans in there?

>>19273400
The malarkey stops here

>>19273428

i love australian girls I could listen to their accent all day streuth

>>19273410
so you lower your chances of getting 200% rekt I'm going to shill WFC, VZ, MA, IBM, ERIE, TGT, UVXY, AIG, V, PFE, JPM, VRSK, and OXY In that order.

>>19273410
>Red red red

Go figure

>>19273366
>tfw bought 100 stocks of $FSLY right at open and am now down $200 bucks

Am I going to make it?

The Dems had this in the bag


and they picked Biden kek I love it I can't wait for Mitch to confirm another 1000 judges

>>19273490
HIllary is going to get the nom after bidens rape allegations end up having legs

Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

Why does Grandpa ignore his own advice?

>>19273516
It all comes full circle.

>>19273488
fastly is a surefirecompany - top notch customers, top notch tech, top notch gtm functions. This thing will be 50 in no time

>>19273428
>aufailans
>people

enjoy being a chink colony in the next 10 years, Chinese tanks in your front lawn incoming

You see this? This is what makes stocks so difficult for the average person even though they think it's easy money because they're fucking stupid. You can't get emotional with it. If I had panicked and sold I would have just lost money but I resisted and it went up.

And then it's going to go down and crash.

>>19273522
fortykeks.jpg

>>19273522
I would be happy if either him or Trump won. I'd love to hear more stories about Cornpop.

>>19273516

they tried so hard to prepare Cuomo to jump in for Biden

shouting Cuomo's praises on covid response and all taht

and now that we see the numbers everyone realizes that NY actually responded worse than every other fucking state including cali and washington that got the virus very early

fuck democrats and fuck the mainstream media

>>19273532

Why do literal nobodies question a self made multibillionaire?

>>19273542
Are you memeing me right now, anon?

WHY THE FUCK IS NOTHING GOING DOWN.

FUCK THE FOLLOWING:
SPOTIFY
MODERNA
WAYFAIR
DISNEY
AND GOD DAMN DAVE AND BUSTERS

>>19273532
because he wants you to buy his KHC bags.
dude got rich off other peoples money in the most opportune time in human history, now that the markets take some IQ he is failing big time.

>>19273532
The quicker you realize Buffett is a fucking scumbag the better you are

>>19273522
You mean back in the Korean war days, grandpa?

Everyone is going to dump near closing, no way a sane person would hold for 3 days, my only regret is not buying TVIX yesterday

Why did noone of you tell me what stock to buy. I thought we were friends.
>>19272769
>>19272769
>>19272769

I told you retards to buy bsx yesterday
You're still in time to ride a 20% appreciation train though!

Most of their business is in elective surgeries but don't get fooled by the word elective, this surgeries need to be done sooner rather than later! It's not the same as plastic surgery.
The stock is too battered because of this and because of some capital restructure but there's only one way to go now and it's up!

>>19273585
gimme da scummy moni

>>19273592
holding 3 days? Who on gods green earth could hold for SOOO LONG

>>19273522
kek, the thing is this could be an actual quote

>>19273583
>>19273585


>>19273476

>>19273592

Most people hold for tax purposes. People who buy and sell the same ticker within the course of a year are the minority

Guys the market is super fucking gay today

>>19273572
no - i work in SaaS and know just how fucking sticky that tech is in MAJOR companies IT infrastructures (Shopify, AirBnB, Twitter, Alaska Airlines, Kayak, hell even AWS uses them). Their sales team is killer too - they will fly, especially if people are stuck at home for longer.

Screen cap this dude

>>19273476
There's a reason he's one of the richest in the world. He could easily be the richest had he not given do much of his wealth to poor fucks

>>19273564
Still asking this

>>19273561

>>19273608
TSLA and stop posting images of my GF.

Boy I love diversification.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyALliD1-7Q

>>19273410
IPHI ATHX

>>19273583
vishnu

also if and when Buffett retires does the stock spike up or down?

Gonna buy calls during the weekend to make bears seethe.
Will make so much money after memorial day.

>>19273425
Should've bought EPD like I told you retaard

>>19273676
Based.

why is this REIT pumping up? I picked RioCan over this but H&R has been pumping up faster than RioCan and im a brainlet and don't understand. RioCan looked like it had higher prospects to me??

>>19273567
>self made
Funny way of saying got rich from his congressman dad's insider trading tips back when people traded physical paper.

Where my GaltChads at?

When do chink stocks dump?

>>19273651
I can't explain it to you senpai, I just know that their stock price is killing me atm

i hate knee guards and joggers.

>>19273713
>>19273460

I thought Rio-Can would be solid too. I think real-estate is a bit precarious, especially commercial

>>19273719
this but unironically

>>19273724
You don't pump when you get the ban hammer

>>19273425
>Why didn't I buy ET at the end of March?
Come to the party early or don't come at all. KOS is going to at least $6.50 by August. You can get on board now, or I'll sell you my shares for $7 later this summer and you can cry like a faggot some more.

>>19273410
>DHT
>FRO
>JCP
>SQQQ

Jesus christ. At least you're using lunch money and not a big account that would be difficult to watch.

Bought into ET and now I got a taste for dividends--are O's average payments good enough to buy in right now or are there better dividend companies for the same investment?

>>19273567
>Sucking the dick of an ancient billionaire that couldn't figure out how to use a computer and soon will be senile.
Yikes.

>>19273700
Nah fuck pipelines, it's better to just buy oil companies themselves. Better yet, literally anything else.

>>19273095
>>19272433

If I am investing for income, would checking mutual funds (index or not) for total dividend and capital gains distributions against total returns not be key? That is, some pay few distributions and most returns are unrealized capital gains while others consistently distribute dividends and regular, realized capital gains. Would those realized capital gains be more passive income than a simple dividend?

>>19273780
>O's average payments good enough to buy in right now or are there better dividend companies for the same investment?
i can't say anything for O, but the general climate for commercial real estate is bad. I would treat it like a bank and if you absolutely believe in it long term, buying a sliver now won't hurt too much, but we haven't even started to see pain. Way too much risk, and definites for the future are likely bad.

this old woman is probably a better trader than 99% of this board wtf
https://twitter.com/HeidsterTrades?s=20

>>19273810
I dislike coomers posting off topic shit in this thread but this is based.

>>19273532

you do understand he's using that cash to cover potential claims he's written? it's like you have no clue the amount of bets this guy has made on people not fucking up. when he's wrong he's expected to pay the fuck up.

heh

MY CNBCFU'S ON!!!!!!!!

>>19273583
>most opportune time in human history
source

Holy shit. We're going to end up green again by EOD

You guys are missing out on our one chance to get rid of crypto from our board. There are a couple threads going now.

RISE UP!

>>19273917
fucking how

>>19273919
why do you care

>>19273913
maybe not that, but buffet has said himself, that he might not or probably could not recreate his performance if he started today. might have been munger, but the statement stands.

>>19273728
I think it's because they have a fuck ton of cash and they can't use it themselves so they're giving it to shareholders to hopefully reinvest.
Tldr seems bullish

>all holdings are now green
I actually want a second crash for more cheapies.

>accidentally added an extra digit to my buy order
That got really dangerous anons.

>>19273928
retarded RH users buying

>>19273933
Munger is 100x smarter than Buffett

I entered SOXL at 135 then exited at 142 then reentered at 137 just to exit at 142 again, cmon dump and pump one more time so I can pull off the hat trick

>>19273944
This. If we would hit SPY 200 I would pour all my stuff into stocks.

>>19273933
what time period is he referring to ?

WHICH FUCKER TOLD ME TO BUY HONG KONG STOCKS? I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

He's in 100% cash right now, he basically needs the market to crash to justify his selling so he uploads every day a new vid about how the stock market is gonna crash in every minute

>>19273751
I'd say real estate is still far less riskier than airlines. Like some countries are enforcing 3-week quarantines, then you have to quarantine for 2 weeks again once you're back home. RioCan has been shifting into residential real estate years before corona. Like I get that riocan is red as a pullback to the entire week's of slow gains, i am just perplexed as to how H&R is still green and up +15% since the start of the week compared to RioCan's steady +4% so far.

did I miss some news or vital details about H&R?? I was heavily considering H&R last week too so this sucks man..

>>19273608
VSTM.
Now shut up

>>19273970
Great, the point would be even more poignant if I'm recalling incorrectly.

>>19273979
starting today was sometime post 2010, and i think he was alluding to his full career. I don't keep track of this stuff, i tend to just read the letters.

>>19273967
fuck yes my generation bought the fucking dip

>>19273989
P-please tell me it'll crash soon, I haven't gone all in yet...

>>19273989
yeah this guy is an idiot

>>19273989
be nice to BTB :(

>>19273989
>he sold? poooomp eeet

>>19274013
lol, loot at where they were buying. They're gonna get fucking rekt.

>>19274013
>implying our generation isn't as retarded the deer looking into headlights and this isn't the tail end of the bear market rally.

>>19273977
I'm gonna apply for covered options and write safe calls on KO and CTL until everything goes tits up.
>>19273987
Hi.

>>19274018
then go all in now

>>19273989
I have absolutely no clue who this is, and that fact makes me think I’m better than you.

>>19273989
This is the face of a man coping

>>19273967
Pin pon!

RH users are basically our human shields.

>>19273989
I recognize this retard now. He was shilling CA muni bonds saying their the greatest thing ever and how our bankrupt state won't default on them.

>>19274028
No shit, social media is for retards

there's still a gap below $233 on spy we have to fill.

>>19273987
you were supposed to short them retard

>>19274046
>Needing to apply for cash covered puts or covered calls
Hm?
Isnt that standard even in cash accounts?

>>19274048
fuck off gook loving gen xer

>>19274013
Someone post the list of top traded robinhood stocks please. It's all retarded shit.

>>19273410
>shilled on here

almost all red except two.

/biz/ you did it again.

>>19273974
I bought at 300

>>19274038
>https://twitter.com/HeidsterTrades?s=20
What did they buy?

Why the fuck did any of you retards stop me from going all in on $FSLY? I thought we were frens.

STOP DILUTING YOUR SHARES MMED. GIVE ME MY MICRODOSED ACID FOR MY ADHD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19274009
he's also seen the most severe down turns in history as well.

>>19274079
Not Schwab. It's just their tard insurance.

>>19274013
>the biggest retards are all-in

huh, maybe we are finna crash

>>19274083
https://robinhood.com/collections/100-most-popular
surpisingly boomer stocks and airlines

NFL owners have their vote to extend their exclusive video game rights with EA next week, which is going to be unanimous. Some easy cash on weekly calls.

>>19274077
What does that even mean.

>>19273967
Retarded? they are saving the market from crashing horribly and helping fund companies through this.

>>19274096
probably fucking F, DAL, USO, FATMAN

>>19274116
Just take that list and short the fuck out of it, guaranteed money in a year

>>19274065
this chink is coping so hard he is turning into a real life meme

>>19274122
But I hate EA

>>19274078
No, you told me to buy the dip

>>19274143

>>19273929
Why wouldn't you want these fucking scamming retards gone?

>>19274139
>robinhood going long
>/biz/ telling me to short
crab confirmed

>>19274077
>believing gap trading voodoo

take your youtube trading experience back to where it belongs

>>19274148
there are no morals in investing fag

>>19274148
Oh, I hate EA too. I don't plan on actually buying any of their shit stock. I'm just going to buy weeklies to make a profit off the news and then dump it.

>>19274127

basically this

Some of you are alright, look at agriculture stocks.

>>19274143
>>19274157
>IT'S NOT A CORPRATE DEBBT BUBBLE! DELUSIONAL BEAAARSSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19274116
>>19274138
Why Ford of all stocks?

>>19274150
I didn't tell you shit, I mostly lurk in these threads, if theyre about to get anally annihilated by china why in the ever loving fuck would their stock prices go up

>>19274133
when the big boys sell they are fucked

>>19274186
more like this

anyone else holding over the weekend? my guess is itll drop EOD as people sell, then rally back up over the long weekend...

>>19274180
when exactly is it?

>>19274188
Sir, I have no clue about at sector.
I just study tech and energy.
I need more info please.

>>19274195
lowest it has been in a decade

>>19274195
They give Ford away for free.

I don't feel so good, bros.

my name is bobo and i am
f i n a n c i a l l y
r u i n e d

>>19274213
Spike up EOD, continue spiking thru July 2027

>>19274193
use log scale you sub 80 IQ fag

>>19274241
Eat an apple

>>19274148
Only buy stocks you hate, that way if they crash you're happy but if they go up you're still happy.

reminder that baggie is trying to get this 50 year old balding gook pregnant5despite her being old enough to be his mother

>>19274213
my guess is when the chinks realize the printer is off on federal holiday there's going to be more red from china having to open the market two times on its own.

>>19274231
thats because all F does its go down lol. next decade it will be at a new low again

>>19274253
>he doesn't have a fetish for older asian women

What are you, a fag or something?

>>19273967
That's not based on weight and fuck robinhood for selling this data

>>19274195
I got three words for you. Big meaty pickup trucks.

>>19274199
Big boys sold already.
Now shilling FUD In TV.
Look at me, look at me, I am the market now.

>>19274213
The weekend will be history's biggest wallstreet megarally of all times
All hope lost for bearfags to EVER get back in at a reasonable price
If you don't get in before close you will be a pauper suffering from 200% inflation in a year while the Nasdaq+DAL+RDS owning class will be taking daytrips to mars in Tesla spacecrafts

>>19274243
Post the version with profuse bleeding from the anus

WHY THE FUCK IS AMD SURGING, WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS, I JUST DUMPED THEM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19274254
Good because I'm pretty much all in on chink shorts right now

>>19274253
I shouldn't feed the linkies, but
>more masonic imagery

>>19274213
i'm in Canada, is there any way to use our advantage of having TSE open on the Monday?

>>19274263
the reward to risk is not bad. also has a good dividend

reminder to go outside and get some sun

>tfw go to sleep at market open, couldn't sell my weekly calls to retards because market red
>tfw just woke up, pretty much everything i hold is green
good

>>19274218
That I don't know unfortunately. I just know that there's already a prospective deal in place that they are voting on, but no idea on what the figures are or the day of the vote.

>>19274229
>less and less farmland year after year
>agristocks at all time low
>world pop set to explode in the next 25yrs
ez 10x

>>19274307
its not sunny today where i live

>>19274245
I don't understand what added benefit we get from the log transformation. Sure things move more like parabolas, but it doesn't really change the events from '08 to '18 and now '20.

>>19274253
reminder that jesus was the son of a whore and no ammount notoriety can change the fact the beatles were more beloved in their day around the world than he was able to ever comprehend in his life.

>>19274307
But it's cloudy out right now, I think it might rain

*moons violently*

It will dump

>>19274300
TSE follows the S&P. Unless Trudeau gets assassinated, nothing spectacular is going to happen on the TSE

>>19274324
>some dude devised a plan about the future of the economy in the next 25 years in his room, alone
opinion discarded.

>>19274348
It fucking better. My 250 and 255 calls need it.

>>19274320
Is it this month or next, or maybe just july calls

In a thousand years they will look back at 2020 and divide the population in 4 distinct social classes

Those owning TQQQ
Those owning QQQ
Paupers and maids
Those owning SQQQ

>It will dump

oh wow would you look at this
extremely low volume, just like 2008
slowly crabbing downwards, just like 2008
exactly on the same day as 2008 crash, may 22nd
"return to normal", just like 2008
next thing remains to be just like 2008 is that it collapses over the summer

>>19274253
reminder that even though chinks and gooks are ugly they stay tight into age 60 and yoko ono probably had a mouth like a galactic vortex which sucked the life force out of john lennon

>>19274328
because events are percentage based. same reason you measure portfolio success by what % gain you get.

>>19274364
Im an enlightened centrist I own all 4

>>19274350
*pump

>>19274364
they'll all also have gook and baggie dna

>>19274348
I got better moons this week from a plastics blue-chip and a fashion company.

>>19274328
Because stock prices are considered a multiplicative process. Volatility stays the same if you view it as percentage when the stock goes from 0,000001 to inf. It doesn't stay the same in an absolute metric.

>>19274364
I own QQQ calls as 60% of my holdings. I’m the gigachad

>>19274302
Hmm. Actually I might get a bit.

>>19274337
Jesus was a jew too. Baggie don't you have kike blood in you?

>>19274361
i just opened with 1 put at 220 i believe and will buy more as it gets toppy. may the best mensch win!

>>19274193
The funny part is that the popping of the debt bubble in March is the reason that we saw the fire sale. And it didn't finish popping, either. Corporations simply added on to existing debt once the Fed began repeating the 2008 playbook at warp speed. So we're still under the effects of the same debt bubble, only slightly deflated, but with worse underlying economic conditions for the corporations involved, meaning significantly lower forward earnings.

RIP tsla weekly calls, fuck this thing is being stubborn

BABA just fell below 200

>>19274395
>>19274364
saved for later lels
reopening is priced in and you are seeing weak vol pumping into a holiday "good feels" weekend

FAKE AND GAY

>>19274401
lol yeah

>>19274434
this was the big brain short and i missed it.

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD, BROS.

>>19274434
Bartstool BTFO

>>19274445
dat bear cope

Did SPY paint a bull flag?

>Fauci Says It’s Time to Look at Reopening the Economy
uh oh, bears cancelled

WHAT THE FUCKKK

WAS I SUPPOSED TO DUMP MY UVXY OR NOT??? IS THIS SHIT GONNA DROP OR NOT??? WHY DOES LILLY KEEP DROPPING REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19274307
Thanks. Will have a coffee and take my laptop out to play some 2hu in the sun after my workout.

SPY

IS

GREEN

>>19274445
Reopening would be bad news for tech. So hopefully it is priced in, yes.

>>19274471
Wow, it's like a disease with a .3% death rate isn't the end of the world

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


ARE YOU OK BOBO

War with China soon bros.

Children will learn about 2020 and as their teacher tells them about leveraged ETFs they instantly start to wonder how stupid people had to be to hold SQQQ.
During lunch break they will say things like "Hey Bobby! Why are you so stupid? You would have held SQQQ in late May 2020! LMAO!" the same way those who think the Earth isn't a sphere are mocked today.

>>19274468
only time will tell cuckboi...two more weeks. you silly goy, you think this virus scare is over? LA still on lockdown. next news blurb will be outbreak at amzn warehouse. screencap it or don't who cares. i peered into the future and i see RED

>>19274496
Hopefully I get my own killer drone I can control from home

>>19274362
It will be by the end of next week. I just don't know which day the news will break.

>>19274375
i'd shit myself

>>19274380
>>19274392
I fail to see how this multiplier effect is anything but asking for bubble cycles and ruin for those who buy near the top. I'll have to read into it more to get a better sense of how it should tie into valuations

So, sqqq next week for the monthly rent selloff?

its ok bobo, only crabs and bulls for the rest of history

>>19274462
I've got 190 puts expiring next friday, my guess is they keep shitting the bed biggly

>>19274509
you are dumb, it is simple algebra and the way numbers work

Concerts cancelled for the year. LYV goes up
???

>>19274493
(chainsaw sound quietly turning off)
*bobo crawls back into bed with supper*
>>19274496
china dindu nuffin it was dat wet market goyim better stop eating meat

protip: its been crabbing for 4 days and will start dumping right before closing

>>19274500
Fine by me. I'll buy the dip so hard that I'll single-handedly turn it around.

Holy shit IMAGINE actually being a bear.

>>19274490
328,200,000 * 0.03 = 9,846,000

Now imagine all those bodies on TV

>>19274471
This faggot ruined my Moderna puts by shilling that company. And now he's ruing all my other puts by shilling opening up. WHAT A FAGGOT

>>19273451
Is OL over forever?
>>19274000
Kek good meme

>>19273967
So anyone who bought .1 shares of KO would show up on this? The actually interesting part is they bought the dip rather than the pump.

>>19274539
good. gimme cheapies

>>19274544
That's 3% bro, not .3%

>>19274425
TSLA is mostly just following the greater market and it has been much more stable than usual. There hasn't been any news since battery day was pushed back and Fremont opened again. I expect a pump when they release the location of the new factory and if Q2 deliveries are higher than expected.

>>19274539
this protip delivered by a complete retard

I really want to see window jumpers, is that to much to ask for, 80's fags probably got to see them

>>19274528
>calls me dumb when he can't aptly explain the reason stocks are supposed to be exponential
neat

>>19274544
3% = 0.003

MFW holding long and about to flip these 3k to 12k by the end of the year.

>>19273366
This afternoon you're all going to see just how much the Fed controls the market and how little they give a shit about showing you. Prepare yourselves.

>>19274576
.3% = 0.003 ***

>>19274542
>>19274541
2pm PPT poomp just in time to save you faggots from another embarrassing red day. enjoy it and have a happy memorial day weekend. i'll be back.

>>19274595
There you go

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

>>19274544
The only people hit hard by corona are people who are a net drain on the economy anyways, old people and niggers.

>>19274544
divide the total US deaths by total US population.
the death rate is 0.0027%
what an actual fucking nothing burger

ITS GOING OT DUMP DONT YOU UNDERSTAND

>UA current price: $7.50
>UA Jun 12 $7.50c current price: $.45
Something doesn’t add up... I know they just racked up some debt but I’m gonna throw a little bit at this

>>19274576
3%=.03
10%=.1
100%=1

>>19274614
might be shorts covering

shorting the market and betting on the economic collapse is a sin

you got what you deserved

>>19274552
It's not a meme. It's a swing trade.
4 weeks maximum

Behold, I am greenboi

>>19274544
>failing elementary arithmetics
The absolute state of coronafags

>>19274637
WHEN??
I need that to happen yesterday.

>>19274614
>>19274586
it's simply bailout of wall st. and big tech companies that have total dominance. fed has no qualms about buying goog or fb until both hit $2500+. they'll buy amzn until it hits $5000. nothing new. this is weimar 2.0. being a bear is extremely stupid right now and only good for degen gamblers to feel the masochistic pain of loss.

Oh look more F.U.D. on CNBC.
Doom! Doom! End of world!
“Oh but the market might still be detached from economy”
Fuck you Ron

weak hands and bears about to get WRECKT this weekend

So....SNSS.

>>19274425
>>19274566
Oh I forgot, a successful Dragon Demo-2 mission to the ISS next week may pump it a bit as the public realizes what a powerhouse SpaceX is and associates it with Tesla. That launch is on Wednesday.

WHO /GREEN/ HERE?


BASED BULLS WIN AGAIN

Gonna laugh if we finish green. Ultimate Snib Snab.

green at last - if oil stocks dont drag me down..

bobro? you there bobro?

>>19274691
Someone mentioned a potential play is to get into SPCE before the launch, because the general public will try to look up SpaceX stock (which doesn't exist), and end up pumping SPCE instead. Its like ZOOM vs ZM.

DO I DUMP MY UVXY?!!?

IS THERE STILL ROOM IN THE YANG TRADE???

>>19274657
I’m not touching that one again, I really did not like management from what I can recall it might be a good sector to swing in right now, but I don't like them.

>>19274678
...you mean andrew?

>>19274710
My OXY looks like it’s finna poomp

>>19274719
whats up fucko

>>19274544
>a bear doesn't know basic algebra
no wonder these guys lose money

Explain MRNA to me.
WHO THE FUCK BOUGHT?

>>19274744
who else

>>19274734
yeah as soon as i said that, things started to look up, looking like oilbros will make it with everyone else

>>19274734
>OXY
check the oil reports. I'd only get it if you want to gamble on oil tariffs or protect yourself from oil tariffs.

$1 options
Pros:
- only costs $1
- can go to $10
- can only go to $0, no IV crush or decay
Cons:
- can only go to $0

So happy I bagged RTX when it dipped down to under 53.. I'm sitting here collecting a nice divvy and fearing nothing..

OH NO THE NOTHINGBURGER WILL KILL EVERYONE
ETERNAL LOCKDOWN!
2025 EARNINGS WILL STILL BE UTTER GARBAGE! BETTER PRICE THAT IN! SELL! SELL! SELL!

>>19274676
seriously, if you're such a masochist just go long then punch yourself in the balls afterwards

>>19274600
Be sure to bring me some cheapies. I have an average 9.5% dividend yield on my holds, but I want more.

>that volume spike
what the fuck?

>>19274751
This nigga needs to get on TRT like Jeff and Elon.

>>19274758
or you could just buy and hold the stock

>>19274552
>The actually interesting part is they bought the dip rather than the pump.
That's because THEY WERE THE PUMP!

Each user invests an average of 2000$.
So 10 MILLION new users it's 20 BILLION dollars pumped into the market.

>>19274744
The stupid faggots on Robinhood that suck Fauci's dick
>>19274116

do the needful sirs

drunk as a skunk i am lads think ill go to bed soon

>>19274757
My company does refinery work and they’re still awarding big money projects right now. I’m not too worried.

oh god i fuck my FB putz expire 5/29

Sold everything before long weekend, fuck it time to be at ease

>>19273810
H O T

>>19274811
What's your stock picks in oil and energy?

>>19274804
i want to go to sleep until tuesday.

>>19274729
Nah Ron Insana?
Bad bald haircut.

>>19274799
>still believing a MSFT partnership

i feel sorry for you at this point

Turns out those 20,30% stocks weren't traps after all

>>19274763
>chad USA not giving any fucks
Also, Sweden’s market looks like the easiest thing in the world to swing trade. How do I into foreign markets?

>>19274836
well fuck me. that is the first kinda cute shitskin that i see. all the indian chicks looked horrible until now.

>>19274509
Black scholes handles it like that. Smth about stocks never reaching 0. The observation that candles get bigger as the stock goes up. I'm too lazy to write an essay about it. Why should it be linear?

>>19274676
this

don't forget faggots, this is a takeover. The fed buying it all.

my buddy is thinking of buying into Suncor?
isn't this a terrible idea with the current tensions between US and China?
how do I convince him to wait until next week or should i even bother giving advice because he's gonna be mad at me if it somehow moons on Monday (????)

>>19274836
Cute, except the nose ring.

NEW:
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>>19274839
XOM, DUK, and XLE.

Really though most oil stocks are down 50% (or more) from the Jan/Feb 2020 high. Which for most was a steady high at that. What caused the massive shit (and cheapies out the ass?). It wasn't financials, it was a little virus. and a bit of trade shit. So load up on cheapies now and wait. For December and the cold weather to come. Set your sell orders out that far and do something else for 6-7 months. Return to find fat green bags awaiting for you followed by a sudden heart attack.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don’t know how to reposition myself bros...

>>19274849
I haven’t seen him. I hate these two blocks, bring back Sara and meg!

>>19274692
3rd day I'm a row I'm green. And the thing is most of my stocks are dipping significantly. It's like each time they go up they find new high/lows and just rotate. Next week is going to be great.

>>19274839
Just stuff I have experience with and feel good about. MRO, OXY, was in SLB for a bit but sold. I’d stay away from DK. Have experience there and don’t like the way they run their plants. The inside of them look like MLK Blvd in the ghetto

>>19274864
gyroscopes how do they work?

>>19274841
might want to look into benzos

>>19274726
I have such a problem with SPCE that I don't touch it. It's a garbage company and SpaceX will cause it to fail, along with Virgin Orbit as Starship becomes operational and greatly lowers cargo and tourism launch prices. You may be able to swing trade it but it's only a matter of time until investors start seeing through it. It's never going to be the "Tesla of space" and exists on pure delusion.

Virgin Orbit has a test over the weekend and seeing as SPCE pumped 6.5% today, I figure that it is mostly priced in. If the test fails, Tuesday will be bloody for the stock. It's funny because Virgin Orbit is a private company and SPCE investors wouldn't see any profit from it even if it succeeds.

Well I'm happy with mark but what the fuck is going on with eman.

Will stocks be red over the weekend?looking for advice on whether to buy today or hold onto cash.

>>19273751
>>19274905
All shit
Mpc cop psx pxd and vlo and Suncor are the ones I own. I'm looking at boom and told too

>>19275033

if you will never be in the market ever again, sell now. if you plan to be in the market on tuesday or later then buy.

retard

>>19274811
>refinery work and they’re still awarding big money projects right now
Isn't OXY more exposed to oil production and not refinement?

>>19274875
>Why should it be linear?
It's not necessarily that it should be linear, but there's not a reason for the price to be sustainably exponential unless we're assuming that the price and valuation will necessarily adjust with constant inflation. It just doesn't really make sense why growth should be sustainably exponential when most, if not all, things are not. That said I'm have a better sense for how the S&P could be exponential, however i'll stick to the idea that the debt based buyback loop is more than enough to have created a huge inflation of equities prices.

>>19275080
Well if the weekend is bad news followed by more negative stuff. Stocks could be cheaper. So your telling me Tuesday stocks will be higher. Why do you think stocks will go up?

>>19275083
>unless we're assuming that the price and valuation will necessarily adjust with constant inflation
I don't see how that follows. It's either linear or exponential. I don't see any arguments for linear, I see some for exponential. It's a easy choice for me and the rest of the market seems to handle it like this too.

>>19273452
been a bad day to be a EMAN, MVIS bag holder, anon.

>>19275127
If you sell every weekend...baka I think that's strange, I just research and hold stocks for months.

>>19275185
Yeah I'm an eman from .45 and today feels not great. I could have 100% gains now I have %15

>>19275227
Me too but if there going to be 2-3 dollars cheaper come Tuesday I can wait. See what I mean sir?