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>be me
>have many sin debts
>would have had to pay for them in hell forever
>tfw Jesus Christ paid for them all for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.19312925

blessed thread

>> No.19312936

>>19312776
Eternal life here we come.

>> No.19312955

>>19312776
stop posting this schizo

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>> No.19313034

you guys do realize that hell is a cheap hack that was introduced so that you all don't kill yourself? if you promise eternal life then you have to disincentivize suicide otherwise your retarded followers will all just commit sudoku, so you invent hell. really, stop believing this shit, it's not good for you.

>> No.19313218

>>19312776
https://youtu.be/sLr1GZ5oI2Y
Reminder to join one of the both true Churches (Catholicism or Orthodoxy),
inb4 work based salvation. Catholic doctrine is:
> Jesus buys me ticket to heaven
> Jesus offers me ticket to heaven
> I still have to take the ticket.
https://youtu.be/sLr1GZ5oI2Y

>> No.19313409

>>19313034
Yes just look yourself goy.

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>>19312776
based

>> No.19313989

>>19312776
Fuck you, your gay Jew religion of guilt and your nigger loving preacher .

>> No.19313997

>>19312776
The FED balance sheet is my JC

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>> No.19314045

>>19312776
Tfw a serial killer gets into heaven for repenting, but Gandhi goes to hell for not accepting christ

>> No.19314067

>>19312776
Then why are you on 4chan? Its like being a drug addict but returning to the crack house. You want your cake and to eat it too.

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>>19312776
Blessed thread
>>19314045
>serial killer gets into heaven for repenting
Not how it works. You don't get into heaven just because you blurted out a prayer when you're about to die.

>> No.19314226

>>19313034
OP is saying whatever you do youll end up in heaven anyway ( if your white )

>> No.19314254

>>19312776
Ask Jesus if he can cover my student loans as well.