/biz/ - Business & Finance

party hats

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4F3J5zFM8M

>>19340489
She looks ridiculous with hotdogs and burgers on her head

>>19340489

>>19340504
I'm afraid to ask what's going on with the bellybutton.

>>19340504
based, trannies are disgusting monsters

I went all in on 3x leveraged short ETFs. You fucking faggots said it was a triple top inside of another triple top. All the TA pointed to another leg down. Thinking about live streaming my suicide now

>>19340512
That’s where his penis used to be

>>19340512
belly button piercing

>>19340498
actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlYmBkkkkPg

100% of my poasts were shitpoasts, consult your financial professional before making any investment decisions.

>triple top inside of another triple top. All the TA pointed to another leg down.

>he bought SPX instead of NASDAQ

YIKES. spx is such a cuck index. NASDAQ is always hitting ATH. Nasdaq is best index in world. 100% of money in QQQ is all you need. fuck all other etfs.

https://twitter.com/McauleyHolmes/status/1264721468761481216

How do I long the civil war? Also, I only respect cunny, bros.

>>19340498
https://youtu.be/0u_fIv1WvBY?t=621

>>19340518
A hopium train, filled by Infinite money doesn't care about TAs. Every single metric and TA says we are overbought and yet we are breaking resistence after resistence.

Never be a bear.

These futures are fucking insane.

>>19340533
I think you mean 100% in TQQQ, my good sir.

>>19340533
>please invest in The South Sea Company

Welp, looks like I’m stocking back up on GOVT.

Fuck yeah 3 days feels like forever

>>19340552
They are. Look at the wick on that last red candle.

>>19340572
Second.

Everyone is drunk from Memorial Day and sitting in front of their Bloombergs just wasted buying

Stupid bears, everything has returned to normal.

>>19340588
USA
S
A

Wow!

So when do you think society is going to memory hole these last 3 months?

>>19340544
I could have seen them pulling off an anthology video with that like Interstella 5555 or something.
It would have needed a lot of polish.

>>19340576
Based and bondpilled

>>19340541
>Staten Islanders
not really surprising, in fact very based
If you're not in a rural area wear the damn mask

>>19340541
>How do I long the civil war?
See, I like that you're a cunnyposter, but I don't like that you're a dumb enough cunt to believe in happenings like a US civil war.

>>19340608
minorities will do it faster because they gave 0 shits about "social distancing" or wearing masks.

>tfw bought 296 SPY calls on friday expiring tuesday.

>>19340531
it's very easy to be smug when your positions are backed by:
1. the US central bank
2. the swiss banc
3. saudi arabia sovereign wealth fund
keep buying. surely you are all smart and handsome men, that's why we all hang out on /biz/ together :)

I'm going to bed, let's see where it ends up in 7 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHR7m_pnNQ

>>19340518
wooooow an entire 3x? is that it? you put a few pennies into a 3x leveraged short? you've lost literally fuck all nothing
get the fuck out this general

>>19340489

>>19340604
Was it aliens?

looking at my stocks has helped me wake up in the morning but sometimes I'm afraid to look

>>19340656
>going to bed at the bogging hour
F for all securities. Nothing will be safe now.

"Fuck Your Puts"

Jerome Powell

Biz anons who are into natural gas which of these stocks would you recommend I toss a 1,000 into? ET, LNG, or TELL?

>>19340686
that... did not age well

>>19340695
VET

>>19340677
Bro you just gonna post my daughterfu and not say anything nice about her?

>>19340518
>All the TA pointed to another leg down
I disputed that assessment but the bobos didn't want to hear it. TA on Thursday and Friday was neutral leaning slightly bullish. Fuddy duddies were all 'nuh uh! muh triple top! muh everything bubble! muh second wave!' etc.

>>19340518
stupid fucking bear

>>19340518
It will be another leg down, just when it hurts the greatest amount of retail retards like (you).

>>19340624
The fact that I can identify exactly who you are on an anonymous website is extremely bearish for your chances of fucking 7/10 hapa qts.

>>19340651
nice work anon. don't get greedy though.

Interesting night. I want to see how tomorrow unfolds with VIX futures still so relatively high despite such massive gain.

>>19340518
>fed printing infinite money
>banks no longer required to have any fractional reserve
>largest stimulus in history
>i will bet against this
lmao

>>19340651
Bee careful

>>19340654
I used to complain that the world was unfair but now I understand that’s always the case, you just need to make it unfair in your favor

seriously j pow needs a fucking raise. like history is going to say this was impossible to recover right? a fucking PANDEMIC

I should have invested my last 20k last week.

Can we at least have a healthy pullback for once? Not feeling really great to straight pump from 279 to 301. Kek

>>19340749
That's a bold claim. I can't even tell exactly who I am. Are you describing that cosplayer as a 7/10 hapa qt? Are you projecting some of your own frustration with your present lack of success with women?

>>19340768
>VIX futures still so relatively high
how many times did you post that in the last thread?
We get it. You fucked up and are desperate for a scrap of hope. And you're obsessed with transexuals, likely because of your own latent homosexuality. You're not like the other bears, you're a genuine failure. Consider hanging yourself.

It's a very strange thing.
About 70% of your body is water.
Yet 0% of your portfolio is.
It's liquid platinum you know?
Take a step back.
Can you really justify not owning water?
Someone gets that water to your house.
Someone cleans that water.
Someone makes equipment for water products.
And you're not in on it.
Nothing's stopping you.
Go with the flow.

Let’s go boys

>market is literally closed for entire day
>SPY goes up to 3k
The rug pull is going to be fucking amazing. We're going to see a circuit breaker again.

Is it wrong to think my only chances lie in put options for the next couple months?

>>19340848
It will inevitably dip back down to 330 once it hits 340 next week. I did some ta on it.

IF YOU BET AGAINST THE FED YOU BETTER HAVE A HUGE DICK AND THE CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH IT.

>>19340888
no they just need unlimited cash like the fed

>>19340849
>trans is for winners and heteros
You are and remain the strange minority, accidental freaks of nature. You can force your weeb degeneracy all you like.

>>19340706
I don't invest in Maple Syrup land.

Also whats biz take on Carl Ichan is he stock poison or is that buffet?

>>19340872
Based and utility pilled. I own AWK myself.

>>19340878
i seriously want to buy tvix but it feels like it keeps rallying for the past 2 weeks....

>>19340849

>We get it. You fucked up and are desperate for a scrap of hope. And you're obsessed with transexuals, likely because of your own latent homosexuality. You're not like the other bears, you're a genuine failure. Consider hanging yourself.

you'll never look like a real woman.

>>19340872
Tell me about the water. Why is its polarity so high?

>>19340888
MY DICK IS ONLY 6.5" LONG SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO CAPITULATE MY SHORTS TOMORROW AND GO LONG TQQQ. SMALL DICK BOIZ NEED TO HIDE BEHIND CENTRAL BANK QEINFINITY. WE'RE MMOOOOOONING S&P 3000 NEXT STOP 4000 HAHAHAAHAH

>>19340872
Aren't you guys concerned that water will be declared a human right and privatized water and salination companies will be nationalized in the future?

>>19340878
yeah honestly. Why bother closing markets when futures don't close?

>>19340917
youre mentally ill mine is 5 inches and i dont care

>>19340470
>posting vacuum hentai in the OP

You're a sick fuck anon

>>19340897
Starboard is the new Icahn, Forget about Icahn

>>19340894
>>19340904
get rekt transexual bears

bulls
on
parade

>>19340939
Fuck off retard

>>19340796
>>19340756
im cashing out within 30 minutes of open. hopefully this thing is still up by then.

>>19340925
About the same as I’m worried about electricity or garbage service being declared a human right.

>>19340963
that's what I'd do. if you're up at open, cash it.

>>19340963
I sure as shit wouldn’t let it sit. It might dump after open

>>19340960

>>19340878
I am adding 'muh rug pull' to the list of bear cope.

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>>19340960
>>19340957
>>19340943
Look at these kike glownigger bulls

Sleep now in the fire

>>19340995
Don’t leave angry. Just leave

Watch, it’s just gonna end up crabbing all week again.

>>19340709

You think hardware stores gonna be packed with bobos tomorrow?

>>19341021
Already packed with people repairing their homes. Not enough rope left for bobos to even off themselves. V shape.

>>19341021
Oh! Speaking of which. I have made two trips to hardware stores this weekend and saw significant increase in people. Lots more cars in shopping centre parking lot, lots more people inside. Everybody itching to get out and get going again, I think.

>>19340984
a Bobo here.
I'm feeling fine and adding more to my SQQQ tomorrow. eat shit niglets, fuck sillycon valley fuck JEWS and FUCK CHINA

Go to sleep
Go to sheep

Go to sleep little goy

Don't you worry
About the river of finance
It always comes back to return your investment and give a good return

Go to sleep goy
We are gods chosen people

>>19341021
What are the bears going to be doing at Home Depot??

>>19341047
i will be all in: YANG, BZQ and SQQQ.
maybe a few TVIX if it hits $125.

>>19341054
I’m gonna jerk off and go peruse through my portfolio full of QQQ calls. Later, faggots

>OTCMKTS: JCPNQ
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MY FUCK
JCPTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
ITS LITERALLY FUCKING OVER!

>>19341076
oh shit for real?

I'm going into tomorrow holding $15K worth of DIS $125 6/19 calls

Selling this shit as soon as it DIS hits $120-121 tomorrow

Pic related is the true shape of the recovery

>>19341074
you're fucked by thurs, don't ask me how i know. sell and take profit dumbass. it's going down. you have been warned.

>>19341046
Ya where i am everyone seems to be acting like normal, i see less mask wearing boot lickers everyday(:

>>19341076
OH NO NO NO

JC PENNY SELLING FOR LITERALL JC PENNIES

>>19341047
Easy there schizo, this isn’t /pol/

>>19341047
yikes
the only way for scum like you to win is just to not play.
>>19341076
oh no! literally no one knew about this until RIGHT NOW.
>>19341108
NPR made that joke over a month ago...

>>19341064
I'm still not tired of seeing dat ass.

>>19341115
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>>19341134
>blaming the Jews for his incompetence

>>19341115
Easy there kike, this isn't reddit.

>>19341145
Jews suck though

>>19341101
>thurs
Thursday has the highest likelihood for green. COSTCO earnings.

>>19341000
All that means is the mega pump hasn’t even started yet.

>>19341160
THIS

>>19341097
Based as fuck. Time to buy enough KO to sell covered calls, and stick the rest in QYLD.

>>19341145
>giving the retard redd!tors your attention

>>19341101
is this you?

BANKRUPTCY

Imagine betting against The United States Of America.

>>19340995

>>19341201
AIR LINES -10% TOMORROW BOYS! SHORT IT!

>>19341152
costco's been crabbing around 300-320 for months, check the chart, i know my boomer parents own cost.

NO NO NO WHY IS IT GOING UP MORE

will WTI see another random ass -6% drop over night or am i safe to go all in leveraged x8 on this.

>>19340749
>>19340849
>hapa
What does this mean?

>>19341247
PPT was scared that it drops back below 300. We are good.

>>19341191
no i don't believe in goyvid first wave or 2nd. i believe in the credit cycle, dipshit, as in, we're in a contraction now. even if lending is opening up, people have such shit credit scores they won't qualify. i have small biz clients who simply DO NOT QUALIFY for the fed loans. think about that. small biz is toast and they are part of the domino effect, even if big corps like amazon aren't hurting yet, they will. my clients are the typical apple watch wearing fags, meaning that when the economy pulls back they will also pull back their spending and that means fewer shekels for big corps like amzn, aappl, ntflx. this is just the beginning. you haven't seen the whole picture yet so you are smug about recent "recovery" and "reopening" news. the virus is not the problem. the problem is debt and too many useless fake jobs like "director of diversity".

>>19341230
>tfw missed 3 movies in a row
;_;

What do you think about Third Point? Should I have got the fuck out of CPB when they did?

lmaoing @ bears

OXY is going to moon

I mean, if tomorrow is gap green then i guess yay for our longs, but real talk guys...when are we gonna take profits and just get money out? We know this isn't a real recovery, but being a bear right now is retarded due to momentum. But If you aren't phasing more and more into cash, you are an idiot.

>>19341366
there is no momentum dipshit check the volume, use your eyes use your brains this shit is going down.

>>19341396
Read again, :Gap green

I got very little confidence in a rally. But gapping up? Tried and true at this point.

>>19341354
>OXY
Has Vicki Hollub, Buffet, and Ichan in the company. NGMI

>>19341354
oxy is still trash out of all the oils. i'd stay away

>>19341354
Why? What happened?

>>19341331
Third point is retarded noobs that failed Campbells. End of story, this was known even before the new ceo came in. CPB sold off because BBA topside, The End

>>19341396
Do you know how many times the market has mooned off of low volume movement overnight?

Stocks will just keep going up until interest rates are increased. Shits insane.

>>19341288
The USCC shows PPP loan acceptance rates at 9%. What are you seeing on your end, and what are the total application numbers like? Similar to other big bank numbers?

>>19341046
What state? all the democrat states are intentionally dragging this shit out.

>>19341512

>>19341396
Low volume gains has lifted the market up here without a huge selloff. We will continue to gap up for the foreseeable future.

>>19341366
When I get a sell signal. Mind you during this crab I took profit, joined /cashgang/ for about ten days, attempted a short on March 13 but covered it on the 15 when the momentum on that move didn't hold. Reentered long last week.

>>19341511
Canada.

Am I crazy if I buy XOM at tomorrow’s opening

>>19341478
Ratty ratty what do you think about Macy's n Nordstrum's earnings coming up? I heard Macy gonna be bad n Nordy gonna be good
>>19341482
They will be REDUCED FURTHER

OHHH ME SQQQ U LONG TIME DADDDY

>>19341548
I have 297 calls but this is extreme cope.

>>19341512

>>19341607
The forbidden technique. The bonds whisper. Will Powell answer? Stay tuned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcvRe8bQhU

>>19341495
i have no idea what total app numbers are, i'm just saying my clients don't have terrible credit and yet they still couldn't get the loans. without spilling details they are operating in pretty decent niches and yet still felt the pinch from the lockdowns. at the end of the day, it's their fault for trying to do business in states that are dem-controlled and unfriendly to business. FUCK CALIFORNIA.

>>19341511
>intentionally
you're a dumbass. I live in dallas in one of the most red states and all this opening stuff is premature. you just wait dumbass. you just fucking wait.

You guys laughed at me when I told you this virus was a nothingburger when the first reports came out. I went short.

When the data came out that it was not that serious, I went long and told you. You still laughed at me.

Now that I have realized my gains and the market is about to take a shit on itself again, you laugh at me.

Best of luck to you friends, my autismo screencap folder gets larger every day.

>>19341670
cute belly

>>19341512
here is the original, pls post your positions so i can inverse you

>>19341548
low vol gains have lifted the markets since 2012...and perpetuated the "everything is fine" perception. truth is stocks were doomed back in 2012-2014, and that's why OBAMA had to shill for healthcare insurance because insurers help prop up the stock market.

>>19341623
I'm not a perma bear but the volume yesterday was atrocious since US markets were closed. the candles literally looked like the onea we would have after hours.

Is PG a good buy tomorrow morning????

>>19341655
can't listen to this guy, too robotic. fuck chinks and gooks and their impersonal mode of speaking.

>>19341512

Another Monday (Tuesday) another day of bears getting BTFO.

>>19341478
That’s a sad story but I like the way you tell it. Poor soups.

>>19341668
TX is borderline blue now thanks to all the blacks, mexicans and austin.

>>19341670
who is this semen extractor?

>>19341589
>waifulabs
Very based indeed. I mean, not sure about you, but I been seeing a sell signal like...every day. yet we keep going up, kek.

>>19341726
The gloating and depressing decor are extremely bearish. I am going cash gang until July thanks to you.

>>19341726
nice tranny bedroom

>>19341735
Do zoomers not know how to revrerse image search? There are literally so many results.

i just dont understand why VIX futures arent going down further? its only at 28 spite SPY at 300. shouldnt it be at low 20 range?

>Dow Jones Futures Jump; Five Titans Near Buy Points In Coronavirus Stock Market Rally
>Coronavirus Stock Market Rally
Thank you, based Coronavirus.

>>19341670
>>19341512
>>19341690
What do your Elven eyes see?

>>19341666
Satan's got a hate boner for CA. I don't blame him. Sounds like the credit problems folks were worried about are starting.

>>19341752
>I mean, not sure about you, but I been seeing a sell signal like...every day.
Tweak your TA stuff some. I know it's hard to get indicator based TA to work properly under crabby conditions. My solution is pretty dumb tbhfam. My leading indicator is a two line crossy style and I just made the lines fatter so when they're close together it just reads neutral instead of weak bullish or weak bearish. Signal only valid when the one line visibly peeks out from under the other and stays that way in to a daily close.

>>19341781
VIX isn't exactly inverse correlated with the index. It's more complicated than that.

>>19341781
VIX tracks volatility not necessarily in one direction or another. you have more reading to do. If tomorrow and 5/27 are green then VIX will get rekt yes.

>>19341704
woah. hold off man. she's not interested.

>>19341512
>>19341537
Based Art Cash-Man
He’s recovered enough from his car accident to do market commentary! Or something. I think he was on CNBC or something recently.

>>19341511
You mean the states with the largest urban populations are more cautious to reopen? That’s the opposite of what should be happening!! Right?

California is opening up, it’s official. Shits over. And even the second spike appears to be muted or nonexistent in most places.

Reminder to bully people not wearing a mask because it’s entertaining.

>>19341781
Gaps up are very volatile.

>>19341805
Clever!
>I wish those pillows was me

how to buy stock market

>>19341781
do you even know how VIX works?

>>19341733
if all the poor people in texas had half a brain, texas would be blue years ago.

>>19341798
our entire world economy runs on debt, any slowdown in debt issuance means slowdown for the world economy. simple as. even the saudis had to take out a loan back in 2016 if i recall. pic rel.

>>19341781
wait until open. stop looking at vix futures and just look at fix during market. problem solved

>>19341607
I dont know what Macys and fucking nordstrom is going to do, HAHAHAHA, How am I supposed to know that?

>>19341834
walk in to bank with a fistful of cash and ask that question verbatim. They'll get you sorted.

>>19341826
XOM maybe? Will she put out in the next 15 days?

>>19341735
Bruh....

>>19341885
no clue, but XOM has alright dividends.

>>19341868
You haven’t been analyzing the rate at which women’s shoes are selling and whether the high or low end are selling more and at which sizes??

stinky goyim celebrating 2% gains in indices when everything is slowly collapsing all around them.

>>19341877
This but do it with a bag full of stinky socks and used condoms.

Bitcoin and cash will be made illegal since they are associated with drugs. All purchases will be made with fractional shares

>>19341885
thats a woman

>>19341868
macys - slight beat but neg outlook, stock down 2%
nordstroms - meets eps, neutral outlook, but stock up because they have strong sales from nordstrom rack online. keep in mind macy''s doesn't have a "rack" discount style outlet but nordstroms does. nord beats macy's in online sales.

don't axe me how i know. just check the JWN chart it looks coiling to move higher.

>>19341922
Ladies dont buy shoes from macys they buy them from Marshalls and Ross

>there are people in this thread who didn't load the fuck up on oil cheapies in march and april
crude to 35 tomorrow.

>>19341654
Limiter Removed: Unlimited Print Works
>>19341868
I thought you liked Macy's for some raisin, maybe it was just a bolly play way back when. You're the scientist who invented consumer staples, they're kinda like retail!

PUTS AT OPENING, WHERE IS DA BEAR GANG

IMAGINE BEING BULLISH RN LMAI
O

>>19341985
Even so, its Earnings gamble so unless you understand their balance sheet like a bible you dont know if its priced in beforehand
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>>19342032
I said I liked the macys thankgiving day parade

>>19341999
Ross?!?! Good girls buy them off of Farfetch, Neiman Marcus, or Barney's >:o

>>19342009
Chinks are liars and OPEC+ are cheaters, Brent in the 20s at the end of the month, screencap this shit.

>>19342072
>Nieman Marcus
rip

>>19341668
Won't matter, Trump already said will not close down again with more waves which means it is unconstitutional for states to impose or keep these restrictions on assembly. Every state order comes from the EO. As the national emergency is no longer in place it becomes illegal for governors to do "whatever" they want as what they can do is clearly defined in law. Everyone can do as they wish and as many left leaning persons will do, uphold whatever order comes from the top, it remains as voluntary and legal as it is for others to ignore these orders. Pic related is what happens in an advanced consumer economy when you order people to stop moving the currency. Yet all is good because FED will print the money and most of these jobs were not important. Markets are in green, commodities going up. What remains is to re-employ and give money to these businesses that closed down and went bankrupt. That will bring spending back and the services industry on its feet and with all this stimulus we may be in for the strongest bull in a century.

>>19342037
>>19342041
Who let the retards in?

>>19342032
>it’s a quick play card
Oh shit! Powell can play it at any time!
Man I really liked yugioh...

>>19341999
SEE! (Checked)
You do know your shit about the departments stores, not so crazy to ask you!

>>19342092
Barney's is rip too ;_;

>>19342085
just shorted brent unironically, lets do it mate

>>19342095
Trump never ordered the shutdown to begin with. We’re not the chinks, he can’t send in the national guard to force people to work at gunpoint. What he can try to do is prevent any more handouts, which is kind of counterproductive but he might do it anyway.

>>19342109
I have a feeling they are only the beginning. Powell-sama's Forbidden Technique can't bring back lost revenue or consumer sentiment and discretionary spending.

Still waiting for stonks to pump wew lad

>>19341597
Yes, please don't do that. Buy during correction.

DOW 25k today, niiice

>>19342184
When

DAX +5% today

>>19342157
Word is UAA and GPS are totally screwed, gonna be easy pickins for whoever has the balls to take on their scary debts.

>>19342118
I'm with you anon, but I've got to ask...
How how much of your portfolio is held ironically?

I'm concerned.

what a thing of beauty

>>19342207
You mean margin requirements ? or how much i shorted ? its 200 barrels so margin required is approx 1500 usd

>>19342184
It’s at $44.50 right now. What’s a good price to buy in?

>>19342231
Beautiful V shape recovery, which only costed a few trillions.

>>19342231
It's beautiful.

>>19341668
>you just wait dumbass. you just fucking wait.
kill yourself you faggot. I wish cuckvid19 was actually deadly.

>>19342231
Half a W, screenshot this

>>19342231
no, this is Art

My broker is a fucking retard. Now he says I have 220 EUR in earnings

>>19342231
>>19342299
I don't want to stop making money, but this makes me feel so uncomfortable.

Should I buy Microsoft stock for €1000? I’ve only invested in ETFs but the new Xbox is coming out so Microsoft should go up all year long

>>19342207
>ironically investing
All of it.

>>19342197
In this environment? Maybe you could spinoff the real estate, like Penny's, but...

>>19342241
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>19342299
Looks like tulips.

>you were alive to witness circuit breaker up Tuesday

>>19340935
thats a cute slampig

>+1130% on 16x leveraged wti futures
NOT
SELLING

Srne booming tomorrow

>>19342344
But there are no cruit breakers for upward gains?

>>19341670
Chad ITT

>>19342352
screenshot please

BIG FUCKIN GREENIE COMIN

https://archive.is/tJxCl

>>19342130
>Trump never ordered the shutdown
That is correct, but he did proclaim a national emergency which gives a temporary power to states to restrict assembly. As long as this EO and these before and after are in place, states can impose restrictions. This is funny actually because he needs to lift the travel ban on foreigners in order to waive state rights they used on their residents. You can't have the federal border open and yet restrict the state and inner state ones and vice versa.
https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2020/03/16/2020-05578/suspension-of-entry-as-immigrants-and-nonimmigrants-of-certain-additional-persons-who-pose-a-risk-of
>he can’t send in the national guard to force people to work at gunpoint
Well he can of course, but the willingness of the national guard to enforce this and the armed citizenry imposes some difficulties. People are already doing class action lawsuits while returning to work for benefit seeking. McDonald's workers seeking millions in damages LMAO give me a fucking break.

EU INDEXES ARE UP
YESSS!!!!

why the fuck is this thread so quiet. holy shit we're still at 3000

>>19342388
sry my broker is kinda lame without any pretty pictures or graphs. it's literally just a blue number that says +1130%.

>>19342401
Isn't it a little premature to say that?

>>19342421
All the bears died weeks ago so it's not like we weren't expecting this.

>>19342450
Of course not, with the vaccine in late August/September it will be back at 100% before Christmas

>>19342420
>my 2x index etfs
LET'S GOOOOO

>>19342421
because america is not open right now for another 6 hours

>>19342330
Your fear feeds the GB

>>19342468
Biggest troll ever. what fucking vaccine, kek.

>>19342332

>>19340504
Based

>>19342484
the one Moderna is working on

>>19340470
I can't fucking sleep, the stock market is about to open
Reeeeeeee

>>19342037
lol. You guys are fun. Presumably a tough nut resistance is going to be cracked at open and the first thing you think is not to go long, which is the textbook correct thing to do in that situation, but instead immediately short. You go long instantly when a support breaks downwards too?

>>19342504
It opens in 6 hours fatty. Take a nap

>>19342118
D-don't, I tried that and I almost got burned.

>>19342455
fuck you faggot

>>19342421
it's going down from here. red candles at open. screencap if you must.

>>19342504
Same bro. Gotta work tomorrow too. I’ll just knock back some boomer juice and tough it out

>>19341668
>muh two more weeks
Put on your cuck mask and dilate, faggot.

Fuck your biomeme and oil, trucker's and agriculture is where it's at.

>>19341668
it's amazing how effective media brainwashing is on autists like you

>>19342551
based

I can buy stocks today without fees. What buy?
Maybe Boeing or Alaska air group

>>19342468
>Vaccine in late August/September.
>Not a single candidate passed phase 2 trials.
Come on, man. Optimism is one thing, but that's just nonsensical. No vaccine has ever been developed that quickly, and Coronavirus' are notorious for being difficult to create efficacious, lasting vaccines against, hence our lack of one for SARS and MERS.

>>19342500
>n = 8
>Class-action lawsuit.
PnD. Oxford's candidate is more interesting, and it's only just begging a combined P1/P2 study.

Nobody is seriously expecting a vaccine before next year. Regardless, it doesn't change the economic impacts we need to deal with right now, not months from now. CV is just a side issue at this stage.

>>19342500
>preplaned

>>19342573
Trucker....enlighten me

What are we buying when the market opens?????

>>19342579
safe and steady divvy stocks like Mcdonalds and Walmarts

>>19342596
A lambo. I got QQQ calls out the ass

>>19342579
boeing. more airplanes will be needed because each can only serve at 50% capacity.

>>19342596
If you start buying right now, you don't forget the rope too.

>>19342579
Boeing has an even tougher mountain to climb than airlines here. Not only do they need airlines to start making money again so airlines can buy more new planes, they also need to somehow repair the damage done to their reputation from the MAX debacle. Both are somewhat risky bets at the moment but Boeing is riskier. Also, since you have no fees, consider a selection of airlines rather than just one, assuming you want to go this way.

stocks always go up. remember that kids.

You idiots. It's going to crash again when the shutdowns happen again. Don't be so delusional.

>>19342646
>muh second wave

>>19342590
Correct me if I'm wrong but this sort of progress based on actual evidence and not Boomberg sources is intellectual property and therefore not public unless choosen by the beneficiary.
>>19342596
Given NASDAQ is up 30% probably a car.

>>19342646
think of all the dead old people and how much economy will soar.

>>19342646
Nobody is ever closing their countries again, bodies can lie in the middle of the street and nobody would do another lockdown.

The economical damage is done, and time will tell if the stock market is deluded or not.

>>19342651
The first wave didn't even end, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>19342665
as long as the curve is flat, nobody cares. it's the new normal.

>>19342646
shhhhhh

is it perhaps wise to buy approx mid July new puts ? or is the 3000 barrier a new resistance?

>>19342646
We'll just let boomers die which is very bullish.

>>19342693

> Novavax said it has started clinical trial for a novel coronavirus vaccine and is targeting July to announce preliminary results. The Maryland-based biotechnology company said that phase 2 of the trial will be conducted after successful completion of phase 1.

Another vaccine biotech pump, it will never stop. We will straight go back to ATH on SPY.

>>19342712
Is this faggot still around?

>>19342693
>>19342712
gotta be a larp, no one is this stupid

>>19342662
EU was in a recession before the lockdown. They can and they do now point at the pandemic in process - silencing all people who actually know the data - as the sole reason for the slowdown. It served it's purpose. Political one and I picked EU as an example because there is in general an element of free speech permitted in the general public which is not the case in many countries where they will simply silence you.

>>19342573
how to invest in trucks?

>>19342085
Not happening. Why in the world in a pandemic would OPEC want oil at 20? I would argue the exact opposite. Because of the cost of the lock down everywhere, they want oil at 60 or 70.

They would rather push the oil war at another time, judging by their cuts, especially since it had an immediate positive impact on price of oil.

>>19342641
boeing is not going any lower in the near future. if it does go lower because of fundamentals, it'll be next year.

serious question, when was the last rug pull? people keep saying theres going to be one but when has it happen in recent memories? besides this covid shit

>>19342730
This isn't /pol/. Why would i care about the EU? They are done, Spain, Italy, Greece will never recover from this and start a cascade to destroy the current EU. Lot of ppl already predicting it, nothing special.

One more reason why SPY will break new ATHs in no time. HK ppl are already fleeing the stock market and soon EU ppl too.

>RTX trading at $62.50 on the German exchanges

>>19342579
JETS?

>>19342656
For typical drug development that would make sense, but the FDA has fast tracked the process and funding is being provided by the American taxpayer. Think of this as being something you, if you are an American taxpayer, should have rights to access. The same might be said for other countries. Does it mean we will, who knows?

That aside, the Oxford study has a preprint of their results available in archive format, and several other manuscripts are also available either as archive format, preprint, or already published. This is a global effort, and I have no doubt that companies will want to maximize profits, but if it's on the taxpayer's dime, it should be handled in an academic fashion.

>>19342662
And how do you think something like bodies in the streets is going to affect business? Huge companies are going to go bankrupt, and your stocks are going to evaporate with them. I'm warning you.

>>19342545
Didn't sleep well last nice either, woke up with explosive diarrhea after I eat some instant ramen shit last night, msg don't sit well with me.
I'll have to dunk on that caffeinated jew shit just to get through the morning, no way I am missing tomorrow's opening I only put half my stack on the market Friday can't miss the bull run, what contracts do I buy faggots?
I planning to max 100x uco or some other etf, perhaps go balls deep on spy

>>19342841
Yeah sure. Because my QQQ stocks care about random small business going bankrupt.

You don't understand that currently we have zero interests rates, unmlimited QE, biggest stimulus packages human history has ever seen. There is TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY around.

>neverending bull run and i made 150 euros
it's something
muh risk management

>>19342754
>This isn't /pol/. Why would i care about the EU?
Norway has the biggest sovereign wealth fund that moves the US market
>>19342764
>funding is being provided by the American taxpayer
I get the point but c'mon. Roads are also paid by the taxpayers so I guess FedEx is subsidized.
>Oxford study has a preprint of their results available in archive format
Do you have a source on this? I want to know how the fuck did they get this. Gov shouldn't be giving private data to other countries and I doubt it the companies volunteered it either.

>>19342865
M2 velocity is decreasing, lad.

>>19342712
>>19342693
I made these posts and was 100% correct about my predictions for that week. The market did tank super hard.

>>19342866
>eliminate the risk of stock going up

>>19342882
isn't that a good indicator.

>>19342882
Don't be a ball busting faggot, this week will make greens, literally pick a random stock and you should be able to see gains unless you pick one of them gay stocks you usually pick

>>19342883
>100% correct 50% of the times

>>19342865
Why are the banks willing to buy zero interest rate bonds?

Because they would rather take a 0% return than lend money to businesses and people. There's a fucking ZERO PERCENT reserve ratio right now, and banks are TIGHTENING lending. Nothing the Fed is doing is actually adding money to the economy. It's adding "bank reserves" that will never be lent out in exchange for barely above ZIRP bonds.

>>19342118
ehhh wiped out my entire portfolio doing so, very hesitant to do it again

>>19342928
why not just buy a put ? i know they are pricy but at least you know how much you lose

>>19342883
>crabs down a few percent before crabbing back up
>tank super hard
lol how are those TVIX bags?

bi-annual reminder that central banks are the devil and you should let the free market run its course, this shit is an unnatural zombie market

>>19342939
cant, stuck with certs or cfds

>boeing is at $145
if it was too risky to buy at $125, it is safe to buy at $150. there are not a lot of cheap stocks left, and money will rush in to BA

>>19342942
TVIX is off its lows and VIX futures are still significantly high. It's doing well avoiding decay.

>>19342924
now you're just shifting goal posts. pic related. I successfully predicted that. How was I supposed to know about the huge gap up though?

new thread
>>19342967

new thread
>>19342967

>>19342951
if you are a eurofag, what broker are you using ?
t. eurofag that uses saxobank

>>19342927
Yes, which is why the FED is begging the government to pass a huge stimulus package to encourage people to spend money. Once it passes...


THE LEGENDARY BULL RUN BEGINS

>>19342959
there are good airline plays and there are good defense companies and boeing is neither

RTX is both btw

>400 until historical maximum
>5th march levels
>roof broken during pre-market phase
so it's V-shaped recovery then

it's like the crisis never even happened

>>19342979
my kraut banks basically, couldnt find something better for certs or cfds yet (i.e. lower fees)

>>19342960
If VIX breaks it's low point today, you have to start HRT

>>19342982
that's not how stocks are priced though. ignore mass psychology at your own peril

>>19342998
living in sweden here, had degiro first, gave cancer to my eyes, try saxobank mate , or interactive brokers,

>>19343003
sorry, I'm not a sexually confused weeb faggot like you. I honestly enjoy being a man.

>>19343008
once opened a demo account on IB, but the interface was quite unintuitive so didnt bother further

>>19343016
Better be right then!

>>19342878
I don't think you do. As an academic researcher, if you accept funding from, for example, the NSF, there are strict reporting requirements and deadlines that you have to meet over the duration of the grant, as well as summary reports at the end that are all made entirely available to the American public. That's a part of the transparency that the NSF maintains because it's our tax dollars providing the funding. When we are footing the bill for drug discovery, under the notion that it's necessary for the American public, we should absolutely have access to that data, once it's been collected and vetted, of course. Have at the archive.
https://connect.biorxiv.org/relate/content/181

>>19342923
>Don't be a ball busting faggot.
>Too much money.
>Isn't actually productive other than artificially inflating equity prices and maybe preventing a credit crunch.
Jury's out, but the jawboning was effective enough for now, and the purchases that have been made through the SPVs as well. But no, your claim was that there was too much money, but if it's not productive, what's the point?

>>19342906
No.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/velocity.asp

>>19343007
ignore the fact you're buying equity in a dying company that can't design a paper bag to find their way out of at your own peril

>>19343008
sweden has good brokers though with the most degenerate gambler instruments of all (nasdaq omx) with free or nearly free commissions.. why are you being a fucking donkey
you can buy x20 leverage futures without credit or needing approval even

>>19343073
saxobank offers a way better platform , good leverage, options with live prices etc.. commissions are very low anyway if any, unless you can pinpoint me on what you mean, we talking about turbo certificates here?

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT COCKY FUTURES ARE RED AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19343141
NO WAY1

>>19343130
you doing only certs or also cfds?

whats the fees on a cert there?

>>19343220
im doing cfds , options, dont really know certificates or havent learned what they are so i dont touch them , i understand how they work but feels more of a gamble even though the leverage can be massive there, fees are similar with interactive brokers , you can check it online

>>19342500
This biotech economy is starting to piss me off
Rekts puts on shit companies that were doing like shit even before the virus
Stocks go up Because positive test results even the shit ones