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Bros what does it feel like?

>> No.19381254

>>19381236
Fatass

>> No.19381256

>>19381236
where is the penis?

>> No.19381258

>>19381236
That’s a man

>> No.19381267

inside of your mouth

>> No.19381271

>>19381236
You’ll cum within seconds and excuse yourself for a cigarette in embarrassment of having ruined your first time

>> No.19381277

>>19381236
Soft,warm and stinky.

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>>19381236
Doesn't matter if you can't keep her. It fills you with intense pleasure in that short moment but then clouds your mind with all the men she's been with and men she'll be with thereafter. To confront her about it will just show you how smug she is.

>> No.19381332

landownership? or the brapper? Because I only know the latter but I long for the former

>> No.19381335

What a man feels like? Fuck me if I know, I'm not a fag like you I only date women.

>> No.19381346

>>19381236
Like warm apple pie.

>> No.19381376
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>>19381332
I wanna feel the lush green grass that I call my own all over my body

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>>19381236

>> No.19381517

>>19381306
haha glad to not know this feel haha.

>> No.19381527

>>19381376
>>19381236
Fuck I bet I could fit my head inside their cunts. Just need a snorkel

>> No.19381564

>>19381236
what to feel a girl brap on you while you spoon her? like an unloaded airsoft pistol shot into your balls

>> No.19381585

>>19381564
Actually pretty accurate, my ex loved to hotdog me while spooning. Don't miss her at all though.

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>>19381376

>> No.19381621

>>19381585
yeah, my wife would be mortified if she knew she farted in her sleep but she does and thats what it feels like

>> No.19381686

>>19381236
bags of sand

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I wanna be a farmer bros

>> No.19381712

>>19381690
so be one, farmers have the most sex on average

>> No.19381720

>>19381690
I used to want to own a farm as well. Tried working as a farm hand for 6 months, shit sucked and made me realize I hated it.

Now I want to be a branch manager for a bank shits comfy, 7am-3pm weekends and holidays off good healthcare and a nice 401k.

>> No.19381727

>>19381712
With tho

>> No.19381745

Incelfags need to realize that sex is unironically overrated and you should be focusing your energy on acquiring assets. Girlfriends are overrated unless she’s going to bring something to the table financially. This is the cold truth. Make money and then fuck eager, greedy whores to be happy.

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Women are so hot

>> No.19381749

>>19381727
girls are easy to get bud, just talk about how you want 5 kids and a traditional life, she probably will want to stop at 3 when she actually becomes a mom but its the easier way to get a girl