/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Jesus.

LCi

a n i m e
and bobo reporting in.

>he bought? dump it

its gonna crab today

>>19386128
>puts $7000 into a stock
>it instantly crashes

Markets are free falling right now...

>tech vertically going up right now
>finance straight down
is this the switcheroo that will happen everyday now?

>NASDAQ is green
>TQQQ is down 2%

>>19384522
>>19384522
Called it, stay calm bullbros.

WHY IS GE CRASHING SO BAD

>>19386148
Blessed are you.
>Masayoshi Son

I got paid today bros


$1345 after taxes, 401k, insurance, etc

I'm only in my mid 20s plenty of time to raise my income am I gonna make it?

>>19386148
Okay, now this is BASED.

buying 2022 calls

if a cop wanted to arrest me I would simply let him

>>19386182
-1% isn't crashing

and wallah! just like that airlines will keep dumping

Ironic that my two biggest losers, both tankers, are the only ones up for me right now.

>>19386163
Stop buying in the first 30 minutes of the market you retards

bros please tell me it will pump later...

>>19386169
goin back up rn

>>19386184
story behind that guy?

>>19386195

Even if you dindu nuffin tho??

>>19386148

>>19386225
especially then

Is this faggot or the TVIX kiddie still around?

>>19386184
Jesus. I just started working and I get 2800 euro each month.

>>19386236

This nigga white af

>not selling at open

Satisfactory open. Going back to bed. See you all at powrowr.

>>19386244
maybe, but i've got 25% of my rollio in UVXY.

well everything's taking a massive small shit right now. I ain't worried. Unless your in some small ass penny stocks I'd just ride the wave and chill. I've survived the shit ONTX and watched as half my wad went down the shithole with AMRN only to end up very nice a few months later once the FDA gave the green light. Hold fast and this to shall pass to epic green as the reward.

>>19386208
It...its gonna pump bro, we're gonna be alright. J-just remember to buy the dip...

>>19386098
>t.kike

>>19386224
youtuber who retired early, preached long term investing, thought he was smarter than the market and went 100% into cash, now after 2 years of early-retirement he says he now has to work or a living to survive

Le eternal crab
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha

>>19386250
What do you do anon?

>>19386252
you caught me

buy X please

>>19386262

You’re the fat green bag guy aren’t you?

Post retarded shit you bought today
Selling EoD

>>19386266
lol thanks.

>>19386291

>>19386289
yep.. my bags are gonna be getting even fatter thanks to DAL/HAL/ and MRO

>>19386250
wh-what do you do

>>19386184
weekly, biweekly, monthly?

If the former 2, pretty good. If the latter it's gonna be rough but you have to start somewhere.

Though I can't think of any place that gives 401k, insurance, etc.. and also only pays $350ish a week

I GUSHed today, and in a good way.

I want to see wojaks by lunch.

>tech stocks are the ones that actually pumped at open
Oh wow that bait and switch.

>>19386337

i want to see your faggot head on a pike, kike

>>19386337

green wojaks

>shop getting generous serving of massive green dildos
are /wsb/ tier retards "buying the dip" or what

what a strange day

only things pumping right now are NIO and MRNA lmao

what's hot boys what should I buy

>Market up huge
>Portfolio crabbing
>Market green
>Portfolio red
>Market red
>Portfolio red

I just cant win bros.

if you only knew how bad things would get

>>19386316
every 2 weeks bro, I make about 45k a year USD

>jnug
what am i looking at

>>19386374
just buy TQQQ

>>19386384
Boomertarian catnip

I SHORTED!!!
A chinkstock

Jesus fuck, I wanted back into DKNG at a dip, but after that second 5 minute candle it just ripped to 36. Fuck that was nuts.

Why did jnug fall 95% during the corona crash?
didn't pay any attention to this

Feels like airlines are getting pumped and dumped deliberately to bleed out retail

Wahh everything's down except the stocks I want to buy

So umm unemployment. How is it?

>>19386415
>companies fire all their useless employees
>turns out the hard working employees who stayed on were carrying the company to begin with
>efficiency improves

>>19386400
What happened on this day?

where my draftkangz at? feels pretty fuckin good having 25% of my portfolio on this bad boy

>>19386405
Im pretty sure it got a reverse split, so what was $100, now shows as $1000

>>19386368
NATH
CHK up 60% or some crazy shit from my buy a few weeks ago, but might be bubble. Just wish I had ten shares of it right now instead of one.
DKNG still rising fast. If it's a bubble it's a Buffett Boomer Bubble so probably won't pop for a while?
Just bought some NNBR with my DIS sale, NNBR keeps on outperforming day after day.
BRK.B still chugging along

We red now

>>19386374
time to buy VOO

>gold is now the inverse to the market
Literally the only option left.

>>19386431
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/05/27/2039288/0/en/DraftKings-Announces-Redemption-of-Public-Warrants.html

BOEING

>FACT: american politics are entirely dependent on social media bots and trolls

FACT CHECK: TRUE

>>19386427
So these people won't find a new job anytime soon right? How long are we going to have a 20%+ unemployment rate?

>>19386405
Miners tanked because of Corona. Can't mine gold if miners have to stay home. GDX going from 40 to 20 is a 50% drop, but in a 3X eft, it meant losing pretty much all its value. Of course those fucks turned it into a 2X etf AFTER the fall, so it's significantly harder to climb back up.

Short $TGT. Looting victim chains lose business because middle America gets scared and stops shopping there. They will also have to pay to restock and insurance costs will go up, cutting into their bottom line.

>>19386462
Until they become homeless & then we stop counting them

>>19386463
FIEIF is still up, though it has a lot of day to day fluctuation as currently a penny stock.

>>19386427
We got rid of some of the zombie employment but what about zombie companies

REEEEEE I sold the damn bottom on one of my options. Like 5 to 8 contracts. It's pumping now! Good thing i decided only to sell those options and none of the others via the logic of Ill only close those, if it dumps more i locked in some gains, if it pumps I only lost some gains as I still have other options. But fuck does it sting when I sell at the damn bottom!

Are airlines a buy?

THAT MICRON DIP
I WANNA BUY...

>>19386469
>Looting victim chains lose business because middle America gets scared and stops shopping there.
This is dumb as hell. But please short, by all means.

>>19386431
On that day DKNG got bought out by a fat ass holding company.

>>19386469
>middle America gets scared and stops shopping there.
nah, TGT is millenial crack. They probably have the absolute best in store experience of any discount store. KSS ain't shit.
>t. millenial

>>19386160
my fhaking life

>>19386460
A shit

>>19386500
>https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/05/27/2039288/0/en/DraftKings-Announces-Redemption-of-Public-Warrants.html
they were for the last 3 months

>>19386477
Fuck I'm gonna need to keep my windows rolled up driving around town so I can pretend not to here them begging for money.

is there ANY way that they recover? their stocks lost 99% of their value, why does the norwegian goverment even bother and gave them bailout money?

>>19386507
They don't have one in my area, what makes it good?

>>19386524
No one wants to kill zombie companies because they are so full of zombie employment

Ah a crab day. Fair enough

>>19386525
They're like Walmart but with less crackheads and biggers.

>>19386431
Some countries opened their airports.

>>19386308
you bought it at the wrong time
i was nibbling all the way down
sold at 32.70 and i was able to increase my shares by 11.5% average cost 30.62

STAY ON THE NAIL TRAIN

cmon bulls push it up lazy lil pieces of ..

>>19386542
How and why, do they check them at the door or just not take SNAP/EBT/all the other forms of gibs?

SO much shitty economic data... Market is still green. What the fuck guys? Are you fucking with me?

God damnit Florida weather fucking up the rocket launch fucked me

Is there a burger version of high quality supermarkets?
I don't mean some richfag shit that's appeasing 100% level 6 vegans and such, just something where normal people shop but still a notch above discounters
What store comes to mind? In Germany Rewe or Edeka but what about USA? I feel this is a longterm trend

>>19386400
40 EOD

boy I sure am glad I own TGTX

>>19386563
It rains every day in florida during the wet season. The saturday launch is going to be cancelled too.

Bullbros who sold at open, we can re-enter now.

>>19386525
layout & presentation. They put a lot of work in to guide you around without knowing. There were rumors that Amazon would pick them up for their R&D last year. The selection isn't bad, and like the other anon said, it's Walmart for lower middle and middle class people. You can easily get lost in the store, but it's a pleasant wandering. They make a lot of sales conversions.

>>19386562

when baggie is confused, buy

>>19386542
>biggers
Is that short for fat niggers?

>>19386579
DONT FUCKING SAY THAT

>>19386562
WTF why is the reopening of the global economy bullish??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!??

>>19386563
How?

>>19386441
holy fuck DKNG tanked .. jesus

anyway thanks anon

who TLRY gang

if im longing oil is there any reason for me to have both USO and UCO vs just UCO which would ideally provide more gains?

what could go wrong here if i drop all my uso and only go uco

>>19386566
Wegmans seems good.

>>19386566
Dude youre making me miss my Wegmans. Fucking moved away from the NE and now I only have Publix it sucks

What does this mean?


https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/05/28/white-house-coronavirus-economic-projections/

>>19386199
who is this?

>>19386617
you'd better be looooooooooooooooooooooooonging oil bro

>>19386566
Sprouts, but it's not in the whole country.

Anyone else annoyed by this fag?

>>19386566
Yeah they're called grocery stores.
Hannafords
Shaws
Price Chopper but they're kind of a discounter
Trader Joes for hipsters who like to overpay, but also has some cool local fresh stuff, but so does Hannafords usually

>>19386606
TSLA calls, it was going up quite a bit yesterday, and would have probably gone up more had they launched, now its down and crabbing

>>19386627
Mommy

>>19386617
The practically the same. Pick one and save the trouble.

>>19386431
>>19386435

Well FUCK how did I miss this? I lurk and shit post here every morning.

Any other companies like this that I retardedly missed?

>>19386624

> wapo

who gives a fuck?

>>19386128
stop those useless stock market general threads and discuss your stonks directly on the board, half of the shit posted here doesn't get any answer

how do i buy the bottom

>>19386560
Their prices are a bit higher and market more towards middle class. They also tend to get built in better neighborhoods than Walmart.

>>19386633
You have become the fag

>>19386653
Usually it doesn’t deserve and answer and can be googled.

>>19386657
Time machine

>>19386657

Typically you don’t. Decide what’s a “buy zone” for you and buy in when it hits that. You won’t ever buy the absolute bottom

>>19386653
Spoonfeeding stock positions isn't really my thing.

>>19386617
>what could go wrong here
going long oil, that's what could go wrong. I suggest waiting through August. Pounce if you have good data come July and it seems under priced.

>>19386620
>Wegmans
hello fellow east coaster.
Best one that's all over is wholefoods imo. their produce prices have come down, but they need to shake that image of being expensive as fuck.

>>19386657

invent a time machine and go back to the last week of march

>>19386639
Other than SpaceX and TSLA both having Musk as their CEO, how would a succesful rocket start profit an electric car maker?

>>19386595
I'm not a scientist, but look at the weather report. Maybe the thunderstorms will be scattered enough that they're away from the launch pad and drone boat.

>>19386692
The Cult of Elon has given TSLA a 40x premium over where it would otherwise be.

>>19386611
Damn you got me excited, I was going to sell something to buy some more, but it's actually up 5% today, why lie anon?
>>19386581
Sounds fun actually, if I had some time to kill I might go to one once in a while if they were around here.
>>19386666
Kind of makes me almost glad I live in a depressing shithole so I can get premium cheapies from Walmart then, but I can see the draw.

>be snowflake president
>literally make a law so they dont say mean things about you

hold up, how was he ever based in the first place?

Is it really this easy? Wait for a crash, then buy stocks that oversold 60-70% from its ATH and wait for the inevitable +100% pump back up?

I guess it'll be another 10 years or so before this happens again though.

>>19386678
They seem to be in the upstate area of new york. Can't find any in long island. They're organized and spacious. A great experience when I stayed there.

>>19386712

> picture is exact opposite of post

on look, its another kike

>>19386712
Yeah, this is getting fast tracked to the SCOTUS who will then knock it down with prejudice.

I bought AAL at 15 dollars per share, its hovering around 11.50 and i'm pretty nervous about AAL in general. Do you think its worth waiting around for it to possibly pump back up to 15 or should I cut my losses while I can?

>>19386712
>Be social media
>regard itself as neither platform nor publisher
>reap benefits of both while being able to silence one side of political spectrum and get away with it

Yeah boo fucking hoo to those platforms.

>>19386728
It'll be less than 10 years. And now is a good time to grow your assets. Then dump into leveraged bull ETFs when it gets boring again.

>>19386712
>https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/mark-zuckerberg-says-social-networks-should-not-be-fact-checking-n1216326
Suckerberg to the rescue.

>>19386734
i worked there as a teenager. they've spread out south might be as far as... Virginia now?

do you all trade in a tax-advantage account or just a standard brokerage account? the argument for trading in a standard brokerage account is what? immediate access to the funds?

>>19386745
Trump doesn't want a free space. He wants a safe space.
He is simply not going to be able to argue that his speech as president should not be "massaged" and then turn around and block or hide messages from those who reply to his tweets.

>>19386728
I feel bad for those people who are sitting on the sidelines with cash, insistent that there will be a secondary, worse crash soon.

Is it safe to buy Airline stocks yet?

>>19386771
They still up a lot my dude.

>>19386769

I don’t. They’re fags. It could tank lower than the past two months and those chumps would still sit it out.

>>19386745
these companies will continue to reap all the benefits
only now trump decides who is silenced

>>19386692
He uses TSLA as a sort of bank account for SpaceX, if the launch was successful that would likely mean more government grants and contracts that he could put the money from into both entities, and ya>>19386692 cult of soi

>>19386611
aged poorly

>>19386769
If you are buying stocks at all you are doing it wrong.
>>19386752
By tax advantaged do you mean retirement accounts? There is one simple reason: you want to retire before the age of 59.5

>>19386764
>Trump doesn't want a free space. He wants a safe space.

Cant you lefties come up with anything better than "NO U"?

>He is simply not going to be able to argue that his speech as president should not be "massaged" and then turn around and block or hide messages from those who reply to his tweets.

He doesn't have to argue anything. It's an executive order. It's done.

>>19386747
Very ironic of zuckerberg of all people to say that. Good for him though, looks like he's trying to steal twitter's userbase and it might just work.

>>19386769
Even if there is we all bought low in march and April so whatever

>>19386769
I'm pretty sure when there is a second crash everyone won't buy back in after the experience made during the last 3 months.......
Yes, everyone will sell and then bears can swipe in. That's how it will definitely play out #smartbears

>>19386771

It’s been safe you puss and if you do everything safe you won’t ever make it

>>19386427
Every company in Germany

>>19386796
yes that is what I meant. and thanks, that is a very clear answer.

>>19386769
this lmao. That's their greed and denial, they think "prices are too high" compared to the bottom in March, but we still have a long way to go but we are recovering. There will no 2nd crash. That was it man.

>>19386747
damn zuck getting all licky-licky again

>>19386764
>block or hide messages from those who reply to his tweets.
It's already been ruled that he can't years ago. They are either a platform or a publisher.

>>19386796
>If you are buying stocks at all you are doing it wrong.

I dunno man I'm up 380% from March from stocks alone.

>>19386787
yeah exactly, it can crash again and they would say "it's gonna go lower". Essentially, they are trying to time the market and we all know that's not feasible. Maybe you get lucky, but the chances are astronomical for perfect timing.

>>19386384
>>19386405
Idk but I jumped in under $5, rode out the reverse split, and got out with just shy of 100% gains a few weeks back. I dove into NAIL, SOXL, and FAS yesterday. Now we wait.

>>19386708

He's making it sound like IKEA or something, unless American target is much more interesting than Australian target it's just a shop.

>>19386795
>Cant you lefties come up with anything better than "NO U"?
I am more right than you, I guarantee it. Flip the script and make it Obama being butthurt instead. It is wrong either way for the same reason.
>He doesn't have to argue anything. It's an executive order. It's done.
It will have zero teeth. Any enforcement will make it the easiest toss out in the courts.

>>19386818
>>19386799
Lizzards gotta slith

fuck bobo and fuck anime

>>19386818
what a cuck. Having another man name YOUR child. he's such a s o y b o y

>>19386811
Additionally, with a Roth IRA you can withdraw your contributions before you’re 59.5, but not your gains.

>>19386796
>>19386828
I think he means you should be selling puts or something?

>>19386846

>>19386771
Sure just set a stop loss and stick to it

>>19386838
It's a regular store but they mop once in a while unlike walmart. So in America this counts as nice to us poor people.

>>19386745
based and rightpilled.

>>19386764
>He wants a safe space
nah social media needs to pick if it's a publisher or platform or we need a new definition for them entirely. They have a ton of political power and it's going to need better oversight. Additionally, libel needs to be able to be applied more liberally. The mob must be managed.

>>19386813
>but we still have a long way to go but we are recovering
lol where? stronger companies are still going to get swung around like ragdolls due to co-movement.

I bought AAL at 15 dollars per share, its hovering around 11.50 and i'm pretty nervous about AAL in general. Do you think its worth waiting around for it to possibly pump back up to 15 or should I cut my losses while I can?

>>19386653
post your portfolio or go back to coin day trading, poorfag

>gay market completely divorced from its fundamentals
>experienced 200iq billionaires are making the wrong moves because the market is being propeed up by retailards who think stocks only go up

the big boys are riding the wave up for now but they are going to dooomp eeet on fomo boomers because they know this isn't sustainable

>>19386524
Issued new shares recently for 1kr / share. Debt will be converted to shares and released in several stages through this year. Chinese goverment is the now the biggest owner.

Im thinking there will be some huge stock dumps in 2020, but there might be a chance it recovers in 2021

>>19386885
depends. How many shares?

>>19386728
It’s been 10 years since the last recession. We were nearing the end of the business cycle before COVID. You won’t have to wait 10 years.

>>19386885

I’d average down if you have the cash to buy yeah I see it pushing $20+ by next summer

>>19386839
>I am more right than you, I guarantee it.

Irrelevant. I guarantee I put my ideology into practice more than you do. Guaranteed.

>Flip the script and make it Obama being butthurt instead. It is wrong either way for the same reason.

Except Trump is right. How trump FEELS about it is completely irrelevant. Doing this is the correct step towards stopping social media platforms from constantly censoring the right.

>It will have zero teeth. Any enforcement will make it the easiest toss out in the courts.

Zero justification for tossing it out in the courts.

>>19386859
when are you gonna transition bro?

>>19386903
200

>>19386885
Depends. How much did you buy?

>>19386912
Unless you need the money who cares?

>>19386901
if the game is to ride the wave, we're riding some shit until CARES is out of money or there's another external shock.

>>19386893
.3% deathrate

some losers panicked

>>19386923
I mean I would rather have the money than lose it all if they are going to go under

>>19386622
Typical transplant who ruins my home state while bitching about all the things they miss from the Northeastern cesspool. You have to go back.

>muh business cycle

That's a thing of the past when people used to be idiots

>>19386838
IKEA's just a shop, and they sell products that kill little kids at that. Sort of offsets being a maze-like buytrap.

>>19386912
Can you sell covered calls or something? Are you confident you could better invest that money to make up the loss?

>>19386885
Nignog, first establish what the fuck are you planning to do with it in the first place. Are you trading it or investing on it?

>>19386910
If anything manga taught me that the outer form is transitory and impermanent in nature.

>>19386901
its so tempting to buy some shares but at the same time its dumb af because there cant be more redflags as allready there

>>19386934
Grass must be greener. Wegmans meats have been making me feel sick lately. They have a practice of phasing out name brands for their own shit brands too. It's irritating and makes me prefer Shop-Rite, Target, and Whole Foods. The prices aren't even spectacular here anymore.

>that's a thing of the past bro, stocks only go up that's the new paradigm!

pure speculation not based on anything, not even meme lines

>>19386906
thanks Im going to do this. Don't see american declaring bankruptcy

INO is mooning, DRV is dumping again.

>>19386460
>This nigga bought some Boomer's bag
Good luck waiting 10 years for gains

are ET and MPLX going to cut or suspend their dividend? someone plz give me insight before i buy more

wtf is going on with MRNA lol

>>19386977
get in bro new paradigm!

new paradigm
'
ive always wanted to say that

>>19386882
>>19386908
All they have to do to shortcircuit all of this is have a token subscription fee. Then everybody would be mad.
>Doing this is the correct step towards stopping social media platforms from constantly censoring the right.
You should be bitching about advertisers then instead of crying about how every publisher, platform, whatever should give you a safe space.

>>19387006
They can be a publisher and take responsibility for what exists on their website or they can be a platform and stop light and outright censorship. They must pick.

>>19386769

I got a reasonable amount in near the bottom but didn't average up much so I'm still about 35% in cash. I'm happy to leave it there for day trades and see what happens for now. Rest is in index tracking ETFs or retail/biotech/military

>>19386986

I don’t either. I got in under 11 so I’m in a good spot. Average down and chill on it should see some profit eventually

>>19386148
Absolutely based and blessed

>>19386791
how is that not embezzlement? Tesla is owned by the publicly trading shareholders, but SpaceX is private. Surly their money need to stay separate.

I m wondering if that faggot is here who told me I was stupid buying GE at 5 Dollars a share and now it's over 7.

WHERE ARE YOU FAGGOT BOBO??

I missed selling my TQQQ for gains Monday, but I just sold it for only like a dollar overall loss now before crab shreds it. Idea is to invest in some stuff I wanted to anyways, and maybe keep a bit aside to buy some again if low Friday close and sell next Monday open. Good idea or should I stick strictly to overnight holds for it instead?

>>19386818
was facebook banned from China before or after Zuck married a chinawoman?

>>19386998
that’s always a risk

>>19387063
>bagholding instead of options
That is literally precisely the situation for which you would buy a call you retard. Stop arguing with bagholders if your bagholding plays are a good idea.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>19387063
might not be him, but I'm right here calling you stupid. Glad you made money, but you're fucking stupid

>>19387060
Well he started SpaceX first, and prioritized TSLA when they were shitting the bed, I don't know man that's what the talking CNBC heads were saying yesterday

>>19387104

Making money is never stupid

>>19386939

Both are just stores, yeah, but IKEA has fun lines painted on the ground and little shortcuts. I've never walked around Target and found it any more enjoyable than walking around a supermarket or a department store

>>19386878

Fair enough, I've seen videos of Walmarts and it looks pretty awful.

>>19387100
how do i get dividends

>>19387063
When? I thought they were horribly mismanaged, 1/3 of thier revenue was from aviation, and had a shit dividend. I don't think I insulted anyone though?

He would have had to sell everything and go all in on SQQQ to be a worse investor

>PINS and SNAP surging again

>>19386904
can you elaborate on that statement?

>>19387104
>I made money
>stupid

Stay mad please

>>19387100
>IB is such niggers they keep the dividends for themselves
FUCK dividends!

>>19387116
>taking on unnecessary risk is not stupid
he probably only had a 20% downside or so, but it's still a ridiculous play and horrible to get stuck with

>>19387147
just don't blow up your account. I'm literally rooting for you.

>>19386959
There will probably be some bull-runs as well. The stock is volatile af. You wouldn't believe the number of delusional retail investors who bough this thinking it will go back to 200 again because it was once at 200 kr. Plus swedish whales pumping and dumping it constantly

If you are buying this youre in for a ride

>>19387100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5j9v9dfinQ

Dip:bought
Bobos: Rekt

>>19387002
They got caught doing some inside selling. Those fuckers essentially cost me 20 bucks I could spend on USO

>>19386885
>I bought AAL at 15 dollars per share
WHY

>>19387140
oh my god what an embarrassment his legacy is completely btfo

i wish RH had charts of my individual history with specific stocks

>>19387093
>y-you didn't do it the complicated way reee

SPY IS PUMP REPEAT SPY IS PUMP

Who else bought tqqq calls at open? Feels good

>>19386956
Right, so why not? Forget about "being an X or Y", just if Estrogen smooths skin, redistributes fat in a cute way, etc, why not just take it as a supplement, and nothing more than that?

Or don't, what do I give a shit, I'm just saying I can tell the difference between "I do not want to do the thing" and "I have rationalized why I do not need the thing".

Also, sauce please.

>>19387162
then why don't all stocks that pay dividends rapidly approach zero

>https://truthout.org/articles/mcconnell-says-covid-unemployment-checks-make-it-more-lucrative-not-to-work/
Here's why unemployment numbers are fucking irrelevant.

>bought CPE at 73¢
This won't end well, will it?

>>19387170
because the corona is a nothing burger and its stock price is consistently in the 30s

>there are still anons on this board who refuse to buy DKNG
hahahahahahahaha

>>19387219
>a longer term stagnation on the workforce is irrelevant
>additional capital inflows are irrelevant
>CARES end date is irrelevant
o boi. PSA: again, if Cares is not extended, September will be messy.

>>19387242
What's your position? Show us

>>19387219
People are waking up to the wisdom of the NEET. You used to have to fake a disability to be a NEET. Now, 1/3 of the country has become one and the stigma is gone

>>19387166
I had 500 out of 2400 to buy with. How much did you buy in dip?

>>19387111
Elon is special, laws do not apply to him because people think he is iron man. This is how the world actually works and it's very sad. The most useful skill, in the eyes of the people who run the world, is the ability to fool people into believing something and Elon has it in spades.

>>19387202
>complicated
You are not obligated to exercise the call you retard. So instead of being stuck bagholding a shit stock, like you clearly were since you didn't get it and now think you need to tell them off, you could have hedged against that risk and made exactly the same profit anyway for the cost of a premium.
You can be a bagholding retard all you want since that is par for this general with influx of Robinkiddies. Just don't be a PROUD bagholding retard or you will get called a retard.

>>19387209
One of the greatest works of art of the entire medium, Helter Skelter.

And because I don't really want to embark on a quest for greater beauty when beauty can only fade.

>>19387253
It will, july

>>19387210
Their value lies within other factors, for example being profitable

>>19387260
seething sea cat

>>19387242
Still waiting for that mythical dip before I buy up some. Until then, lots of opportunities in this market right now.

>>19386250
Burgers get paid bi-weekly for the most part anon.

>>19387242
I got Redfin and MTU
Much better

>>19387286
which means that either the dividends are income in addition to the increasing value of the stock, or that stocks which pay dividends would be much higher than they currently are had they never paid dividends at all

>>19386712
>orange man bad
>he won’t let Twitter spread entirely made up lies
Seethe faggot

My boy!
They bought my boy!’

quick lads what do I buy

>>19387340
DFEN

SHOULD I BUY NCLH NOW OR NOT /BIZ/BROS

>>19387340
Pretty much anything desu. Can't go wrong with some SPY weeklies, ,within reason.

>>19387340
NAIL is currently at a small discount but starting the march again

>>19387308
>checks charts
lmao cope

>>19387270
>Stock goes down
>Buy
>Stock goes up
>Sell at a profit

Stop overthinking dick head

>>19387280
i'm not sure of what I hope for with regard to this situation anymore.

do americans really like sportsball team pickers that much

Is there even a point at looking at EPS since the dip on March?

Sheeeiiitt someone just dumped almost 200k shares of shrm on my real time monitor

>>19387267
He actually posesses raw intelligence and has demonstrated it throughout his entire life
It's just rare for someone like this to become a public figure

>>19387361
It’s up 30% in the past week kek

Tqqq will slam up

>>19387320
>t. cuckold jannie

FUTURES ARE PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kek, had to go into the office yesterday. Co-worker told me he's gonna be a granddad. Which you know hey good for him. He's only a few years older than me. I'm 37.. Yeah guess how that news made me feel.. I'm almost a fucking middle aged dude.. Shit..

>>19387382
look at the past month
look at the past two months
look at the underlying stocks
look at the fact that construction is opening back up nationwide
don't be a retard

>>19386728

yes that's how it's done.

When everyone is panic-selling you buy. This never fails.

>>19387402
>almost

>>19387392
Higher high inbound

>>19387381
>imagine actually believing that outspoken public people are 'introverted'
lmao

>>19386128
Holding a high leveraged call option right now. Stock increased 3%, but my option only increased by 5% even though it is supposed to be 10x leverage. Why?

>>19387374
Hope for US lawmakers giving out more free money? I was listening to a UBS or MS or JPM podcast that made a good case for it.

>>19387404
There’s no need to be rude. It’s like HD and Lowe’s and stuff if I remember right.

>>19387368
>be robinkiddie
>buy shitty stock
>goes down
>baghold forever waiting for it to come back up
>be gigachad thundercock premium GOD
>shitty stock goes down
>you are out a mere premium
>shitty stock goes up
>you can exercise the option and make gains INSTANTLY in addition to long term bagholding if you want
I am trying to help you robinkiddie. Suck up your pride and start being a big boy or be a proud retard. Your call.

>>19387420
You literally have no idea what you're talking about, that's why. Read a book, retard.

Today I got to know that Home office will be elongated until at least start of September
To bad my girlfriend doesn't work remotely
Otherwise we could travel the corona world for the next few months

>>19387425
God I hope so, I'd take another 2400 bucks..

>>19386281
>>19386315
He's a European so he obviously doesn't have piss poor shit tier third world wages like 99% of Americans? lmao

>>19387355
bros i made the move, am i dumm

>>19387402
atleast you're not going to be a granddad at 40, that means his kid is a retard

heroes wear masks in the new normal

you’re a hero, right anon?

Damn, battle for this level. Total confidence we go up, though.

>>19387426
I've already made my money dick head. Read my post it said sell

>>19387449
True..

>>19387404
>construction is opening back up
did it ever really stop? I thought construction was given a special status due to the ability for workers to be distant and training with ppe

>>19387425
>giving out more free money?
I haven't gotten any. that 1.2k is an advance on tax returns. I can't really control my taxes enough to manage this scrap, especially because i can't change my deductions anymore.

>>19387451
What a Hero

>>19387444
Wages in europe are a joke compared to murrika. A job that nets $150k base salary in the US is about 40k euros in expensive european countries. Moreover their taxes are usually higher.

>>19387368
You make it sound like options are super complicated.

>Stock goes down
>Buy option
>Stock goes up
>Sell at massive profit
>Stock doesn't go up
>Lose only premium

NEW
>>19387475
>>19387475
>>19387475

>>19387361
fas nail tna midu spxl hibl drn dusl

i would buy into all of these if i could. but only have 4 atm
market is not doing as well as the last 2 days, not sure why, could be because of news of american cops executing niggers in the street
these (should) pump again on monday

bros MRO is killing me rn, do i cut my losses or hold longer ? i have $6 calls exp 6/19, think i should wait it out and im being too impatient but unsure

>>19387471
They were shut down for a while. Here at least.

>>19387485
Dead niggers is always super-bullish anon.

Since basic trades are free on TDA and other services, is there some kind of commercially available algorithm that you can tweak to always sell once a stock declines, and then just buy it on the way back up?

You'd basically just catch every uptrend and sell the moment there was a downtrend.

So, for instance:

>buy 100 shares of SPY at $300.
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>rises to $310
>declines to $307, automatically sell all shares
>wavers around between $303-305
>rockets back up past $307, automatically buy 100 shares at that amount
>repeat ad infinitum

THE TRAP IS SET, THE RUG WILL BE PULLED, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED GENTLEMEN

>>19387444
...anon I wouldn't start bragging about that wage in the US

>>19387507
the Jogger Per Neighbourhood Destroyed JPND ratio is wack though

>>19387513
it will work until it doesn't imagine this:
>buy 100 shares of SPY at $300.
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
>it declines to $297, triggers automatic sell of all shares
>it returns to $300 and you buy 100 shares again
kek.

Hang in there oil dudes

>>19387381
If you are actually intelligent, you can tell that he is full of shit and only fools normies. He repeats smart sounding things people under him say.

>>19387498
When did you buy in?

>>19387546

But this costs you nothing, since there's no fee for making the trade. And once SPY does break out of that rut, you're in for the ride up.

>>19387473
I really don't give a fuck about a $150k a year job when we're looking at the median. Nonpoint. Also their taxes go towards what we usually pay. It evens out plenty.

>>19387297
So... you're not in one? Shocking

>>19386743
I was looking into buying but they just announced a big staff cut. Not sure which airline to invest in now

>>19387340
DKNG

>>19387380
Kind of wish I had some cash ready to buy it but I just decided to blindly trust anons and get 5 NAIL with my cash from my 1 CRM. I feel CRM probably has more potential but it was just too much higher than my buy price to keep holding it when I could be fucking around instead.

>>19387645
It really doesn't.

>>19387375
Yes

>>19387162
i've watched that video multiple times, except he's wrong

>>19387571
Nothing dumber than learning from the people around you, smart people know to only think in isolation and never read or listen to specialists.

>>19387711
Why?

>>19387813
Might want to work on your reading comprehension or your skill at strawmanning.

>>19386584
Big niggers