/biz/ - Business & Finance

Best indexs and etfs?

FIRST

>>19672189
Dollywood?

First for cunny and bull suicides.

we're going to 2860ish then bouncing from there. screencap this post faggot

>>19672189
Dump over. Friday is bigly green and we continue on to new aths. Bears think they can fight $6 trillion in fed stimulus and even more coming.

All of my longs made huge recoveries in the aftermarket

WHO ASX HERE?

NOW ITS OUR TURN TO POST THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19672189
FUTURES ARE MOONING YOU DUMB BEAR, CORRECTION CONFIRMED

THIS RIGHT HERE BROTHER IS THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF INVESTING BROTHER

what airliners do really well with domestic flights?

I bought 100 shares of JBLU today, did I fug up

>>19672237
Powell and Mnuchin both literally admitted defeat...

>>19672301
LUV but I'm still not going to be caught bagholding any of them.

>>19672301
I know Air Canada is almost exclusively Canadian with very few international flights compared to domestic, but it's still Canada and we have 30 million not 330. I'd say go with Delta, they just had a huge dip. If you have the extra scratch, go with Boeing, straight to the source. I assume aircrafts are like machinery in other fields were only certified "Boeing" mechanics can work on something. I'd do some digging on that, airplanes require a lot of servicing. Even ones that are just sitting around. Delta does international as well I think, but are primarily domestic.

Futures are going down
Oil almost down -5%
How can we open tomorrow green when global markets are plunging and 2nd wave data is emerging?

>>19672377
i dont see international airliners doing well if travellers have to quarantine for weeks for the next year. basically hoping it stays afloat with their cashburn until a vaccine comes out, and that seems like a terrible gamble between either stock dilution or bankruptcy

>>19672427
Well then that basically makes the decision right? Go with Boeing. Domestic flights will still force them to go up as well.

>>19672189
idk about yall but if there's any bounce tomorrow, I'm literally going all in on puts. Only way I'd change my mind is if we get a green candle with bigger volume than today. (Look at the volume on today's massacre, that should give you a hint)

>>19672454
The candle will be red.

>>19672353
lol. bullfags had their fun. if you didn't make money off of this run, then you fucked up. think about how many people holding the potato aka HTZ, GNUS, etc. Hell, even Airbnb (who knows they're about to go under and took a downround emergency investment earlier this year) just announced they revitalized plans to go public. LOL. Their founder kicked out their old CFO and NOW all the sudden they want to IPO? Cause they know this is their hail mary in this clown market and are itching to dump on dumb money aka (You).

>>19672353
source?

>>19672219
XIC

>>19672499
yea most likely at the close but i'm talking intraday my man

Anyone buy NUMI today?

Couldn't help myself at close.

>>19672412
green day red day
get your puts in tomorrow

>>19672523
>AirBnb about to go under
I don't hold a single share but if there's one company that will do well when everyone is looking to make extra money in a downturn while hotels get massacred, it would be the hotel company that has no overhead and pays middle class people directly to replace hotels.

>>19672237
yesterday was most dovish statement from fed EVER and then today happened. youre fucked kid

>>19672592
>no overhead
overpaid software engineers who click and edit jira tickets all day

all you losers are getting fucked tomorrow

>>19672612
Compared to massive buildings, their utilities, property taxes, maids, concierge, insurance, repairs, materials and goods, marketing, software etc.... it might as well be zero.

>>19672619
hot..

>>19672682
they also profit from commission not the whole rental price

Imagine if tomorrow is green

>>19672713
that singer was shot

>>19672713
> Imagine
exactly.

>>19672682
> he thinks people are going to be traveling without jobs
there is a reason people are buying RVs. invest in that if you want to make money.

>>19672713
Look at futures it will be

>>19672701
Yes, the "overhead" goes to a struggling middle class homeowner. Hence why it makes sense in a recession for all parties.

FUTURE STATUS: GREEN

>>19672729
People without jobs often need to travel for interviews, dumbdumb

>>19672713
>bulls in hope and disbelief stage

>>19672301
LUV does and they have cost cutting measures in place, I dropped AA and will average down LUV then it looks to bottom out.

IMAGINE NO POSSESSIONS

BULLNIGGERS ARE KILL

>>19672713
If tomorrow is green then it'll give me a good top to buy puts at.

>>19672713
people closing their shorts will put on buying pressure, just you watch.

>>19672734
i'm unironically will buy a villa in southeast asia if the price drop from mortgage default
i jerked off at least twice a day to this thought

>>19672781
I have fresh powder coming in two days but I fear I will miss the rebound by the time we open Monday

>>19672741
yep yesterday was the bottom
for this week

>>19672809
are you in the future?

>>19672852
it's pretty easy to read through indicators

>tfw only made $25,000 this month
Why even live bros?

TVIX cratering tomorrow morning?

>>19672865
i mean you said yesterday but it is still today

>>19672957
it's tomorrow somewhere

crazy to know that the s&p will never drop below 3000 ever again

>>19672903
>tfw happy I made $2 this month
its about the game, i also have no idea what im doing and just picking ones I want 0 thought

>>19672903
bragfags are the worst

>friday and monday earnings were wiped out this week

fuck this gay earth

>>19673033
don't be like that, fren. You'll get yours just keep striving

>just a correction
>f-futures look green heh heh

>>19672742
what is remote work and the future which is now, ya fuckin' zoomer.
> baby's first market crash

kek
futures have pumped to 3021 then dumped back 3000 like four times now X_X

someone am trying defy fed
lets all prayu for the strong seller, he hero we no deserve

>>19673090
also who the fuck is going to be traveling with corona v2 happening? you're just ripe with inaccuracies.

Tell me why I sold TVIX at 110 on Monday because everything is reopening and there's no chance for the economy to get buttfucked
Tell me WHY it's fucking at 200+ for NO fucking reason whatsoever and why I'm getting double fucked now on other positions
Please dear god I don't fucking understand any of this fucking bullshit

>>19672687
Sign me up for all four of these ladies.

>>19673162
hahahaha, stocks, am I right?
>[laugh track]

>>19673162
because stocks, as stated here >>19673198

Is oil going down actually good for airlines? It's cheaper to then use right?

you fags bought the dip today right? tomorrow we make it

>>19673162
stock goes up stock goes down you can't explain that

>>19673256
I did buy the dip.

I warned you so many times, bullbros.

>>19673250
Doesn't matter, because no one is going to be flying with Corona going apeshit. Which it will do, because people grew tired of the lockdowns and stopped being afraid of the disease and threw all caution to the wind.
In the near future we're going to see some crazy high numbers with so many countries opening up again.
Airlines and travel industry are still beyond fucked.

>>19673274
this is why i never buy puts

Is the economy gonna collapse without another stimulus check? Pic. related, people are saying they are out of money.

Is the damn market broken, or what?
And are there any good how-to books about how to not to be retarded?

>>19671990
>But I have little patience for people who obviously haven't taken the time to learn a damn thing.
I’m honestly trying to understand what’s going on with the futures markets apparently the tail that’s wagging the dog right now, but all this stuff makes me feel like such a retard.

Apparently volume on the Nasdaq futies dried up until today, tqqq is large enough that their daily rollover forces swaps that cause the banks to hedge and... I really don't get it...


>>19671977
Based and pitpussy pilled
At least fucking Merckle and Macron FINALLY loosening the purse strings. I swear the EU is almost as bad as congress sometimes.

>>19671630
Keeps hitting all time highs and then dumping... I should probs set a sell for most of my position at $619
Then maybe reload if it hits 580 again.

>>19672687
damn
they cute

>>19673131
why do you hate America?

>>19673274
with clacks?
I need more information than that.

>>19673260
KEK

>>19673198
>>19673239
>>19673260
I FUCKING HATE IT
I WAS HOLDING THOSE FUCKING USELESS TVIX BAGS FOR FUCKING WEEKS WATCHING IT GO DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN AND THE FUCKING DAY THAT I SELL IT GOES UP
AND UP
AND UP
WHY
;AOLJKDDFL;ASDKFLAISJELKAJS;LKJASD;LJASDF

asx is unironically recovering, WE'RE SAVED BOYS

>>19673256
you said that yesterday

>>19673090
I own a business kiddo. If you think anyone's doing remote interviews for any position that's even vaguely important then you've obviously never hired anyone.

Show me your face when all the white piggu did a fat selloff on SK equities, but now they're going to recover a -2.5% open by EoD.

>>19673371
It is indeed. I bought $10k of NAB at $14.25 (during their SPP) and sold yesterday for a mad 4k profit. Thinking about coming back in after this mornings dump but not sure

Nothing makes sense anymore. Just hold.

>>19673662
>nothing makes sense
it was a coin toss on whether or not pj traders would buy the dip or dump in anticipation of retail dumping during the market tomorrow some more.
it's still a coin toss as to whether or not that happens tho. a selloff could trigger in premarket as initially uncommitted bears decide to "take profits" off the futures pump overnight. there's also a case to be made for a midday to eod dump as people get spooked hanging out next to a big red line going into a weekend and want to clear their positions in fear of monday.
so it makes sense. pj traders are running the gambit that retail will be inspired by their price action and isn't gonna just dump on them.

>>19673662
Right now is buy and hold type of market, if you have good assets.

>Futures
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO PANIC SOLD AND BOUGHT PUTS! FUCKING LMAOOOOOOO

>airlines down 20%
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>+300 DOW futures

glad I bought the dip this afternoon.

>>19673033
>Getting mad over someone posting their gains.

I bet you brag too, you hypocrite.

>>19673328
They probably will send out another check. The sad fact is we are in an ignorance spiral: people aren't educated about money then vote in people who also aren't educated about money, then when parasites suck up all the money, things suddenly stop working correctly. We need to make a mandatory economics/finance/business/taxes class in high school. We also need a fucking Constitution/law class but thats another story.

>>19674507
God I hope they send me another 2400 bucks. I don't need it but hey free green is free green.

>>19674611
its coming. congress will sign something in july

>>19674611
Probably will be less next time. I only got like 600 because I'm not poor.

>>19674611
Alternatively, Id like to see Trump increase allowed capital losses per year to 10k, he mentioned something like that before. Maybe he will get a one time 20k deduction this year to help people who had to withdraw from their accounts, it would also get more people into the market.

>>19672250
MAKE IT STOOP

FYI an extremely based thread you should all check out: >>19669109

>>19672903
How much is your initial capital?

>>19672996
>>19673033
Don't worry anons, don't focus on the net amount what's importante is %. Just be consistent and you'll eventually get mad gains.

Here's your free stock tip. Texas will lockdown within a month and markets will limit down when it does. Then someone will announce vaccine progress and they'll rocket back up.

I made a mistake and bought a call. that's why it went down. Dont worry I bought puts. Everything is fine now

>>19674826
>How much is your initial capital?
I started July of 2017 with $2500 in bitcoin. After the crash I got into stocks and started swing trading leveraged ETFs

>>19672250
IM in the all-time RED!!!!

>>19674845
i checked virus numbers today. FL CA and TX all rocketing back up. expect lockdowns in all 3 imo.

stocks are still going to go up for the most part.

>>19672189
The futures are falling again.
Is tomorrow another bear day?

>>19674854
>After the crash
Which one? Last March?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PAUSE IF WERE GOING DOWN JUST FUCKING DO IT

FUCK THE FED
FUCK NIGGERS

>>19674884
>dow up 1%
huh? tomorrow we will be green

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>19674892
The line goes up.

are they showing bad cnbc on the real channel or is that just cnbc?

>>19674880
>i checked virus numbers today. FL CA and TX all rocketing back up
Even before all the lockdowns happened it was pretty much agreed that it'll be uncontainable. So confirmed cases is pretty irrelevant compared to actual hospitalizations and deaths.

>>19673368
He sold?

alright i feel like i wanna dip my hands on some options for the first time since bobo fucked us all weekend. what are some good call options?

>>19674926
spy calls

>>19674880
CA and TX soon for sure. FL will probably wait until hospitals are packed before issuing orders.
We're getting Covid Wave 2: Racism Boogaloo earlier than planned due to retardation.

>>19674926
How about a margin call?

>>19674926
Watch the TastyTrade guide on options. If you're not confident explaining to a friend, family member, coworker, etc how your trade works you shouldn't be making it.

>futures are up

Uhmm...guys...Lord Dot-sama has a fresh prophecy...

This has to the golden bull trap....

HOW ABOUT #HASHTAG I'M A RETARDED FIRST TIME INVESTOR AND EVERY CUNT CAN #REST IN PISS

>>19673464
lmao. you run a trinket shop? I work in tech. I've seen many of my colleagues get hired without any onsites during this lockdown. remote > * talking to the general public, but have fun.

>>19674960
i'll take a look it.

>>19672189
Well OP's pick aged poorly.

>>19674990
zoom out

>>19674990
Did it tho

I was busy earlier today. I got fucking RAPED by 11%....

Ignore the listed %, it’s wrong. Did any of you lose 20% or more?

>>19674990
You should go all in on SPY calls at open.

>>19674990
clacktard has been posting it since Spy was 250

>>19674998
>>19675000
Up 300 on the Dow already in after hours. So yes, it did, and will continue to age even worse. Hopefully this thread stays on the board all night, I look forward to mocking it tomorrow.

Smells like short squeeze incoming.

>>19675040
I want to hope so, but I feel like they're just gonna dump on us more in the premarket, when I can do fucking nothing about it. FUCK JEWS

>>19674921
i was referring to the new cases numbers. its pretty high imo senpai

>>19674990
The night before the first drop this week we were 100+ on futures at one point.

We lost great anons to the fierce, giant red dildo that night....

Do you know how hard it was to go to their families to tell them the bad news and give the leftover, bloody, tattered up dildos to their mothers?????

hello all.

>>19675022
>lost only 4% after the AH corrected the overselling

People here made fun of me on monday for collecting my 25k dollar profits. I could buy in to most of my positions again at the price I originally bought in at lol

Too bad this isnt even the beginning of the drop

>>19675022
I lost 25% in the last two days on tops and gnus. But Monday I gained 125% on cge and pulled out 75% of my buying power.

>>19674880
>expect lockdowns in all 3 imo.
They won’t. They’ll initiate new guidelines or something but they can’t shutdown. Shutting down means riots.

>>19675102
>People here made fun of me on monday for collecting my 25k dollar profits
>thinking robinshit zoomers belong here
Good on you anon, greed got to me and I HODLed for the first and last time.

Alright fags this is Johnny Roman from the Fed. Have you bunch of retail robinhood Chinese cartoon watching down syndrome kids had enough? You thought trading was so easy right? Thought you were smarter than Buffet had it all planned out didn’t you. We fucked each and every one of your asses and we’re going to keep doing it until you fuck off out of our market.

>>19675022
I'm up 4k for the week but took some losses. going to be bag holding VAL with a 1.60 avg since I got caught chasing like a dummy. was able to buy dip on HLX and SSL today though, I highly suggest these to anyone.

>>19675090
How did you only lose 4%? You must only own some really stable, low risk stocks. My dad lost 4% and I lost....more than 4%....

>>19675107
Did you make the 125% on options?

>>19675112
Nah, they'll do lockdowns but use marshal law with the national guard/army like they after hurricane Katrina in new Orleans when they had all the looters.

Police will be reduced to babysitters or asked to join the MP.

>>19673256
No, I got scared

>>19675112
Additionally, states are incentivized not to shut down to ameliorate budget and tax deficits which are looking pretty scary right now.

SOOOOOO
Did anyone notice the gold plunge today?

That is one of the things that had me thinking this was forced liquidation. This was before I saw the gay leddit bear post, and I think it adds extra weight to his claims.

Does it look that way to anyone else?

And can you folks make sense of what Mr. Lemon has been saying on twitter about gamma hedging going on? Is it possibly related?

>>19674753
>ID:PA1N
Nice
>Thumbnail with a whorish 3dpd thot
Erase it and start over.

I'm gonna sell DAL in the morning, take my small gains and roll the whole nut into more WFC. I like DAL. But the flaky debt payment timing issue makes it a bit to risky. Them paying the debt isn't the issue. The timing of when they pay it is. V.S WFC that has close to the same upside left to tap and is still paying out a divvy to boot.

>>19675121
At least I'm not holding 7T worth of bags.

>>19672219
SOXL

IVR

>>19675191
Lot of angst over WFC having to cut that dividend. Might want to be careful there.

They’re also still levered to the oil patch, as far as I know. Dangerous stuff.

>>19675121
>Thought you were smarter than Buffet had it all planned out didn’t you.
I would never make such a ludicrous claim. Go talk shit to Bill Ackman. I only reduced my BRKB because I think growth and high beta will come back much faster.

Please Jesus let tomorrow be bigly green so my calls will go back into the green. I swear I won’t ever fail to take 500% profits again

>>19675121
>The meat is pushed out
>It's a good thing.

Ok, so now that I'm down 20% in a day, I've opened the Basic risk management pastebin...
Feel like I should have done this first....
L E A R N I N G
S D R A W K C A B

>>19675251
Based

>>19675222
>tfw bought MITT last friday and made money
felt gud. just hodl on REIT bro

>>19675121
Kick out free money for good.
Keep them spooked out.
Brilliant plan dumbasses.
Remind me never to let you run a casino.

>>19675157
>How did you only lose 4%? You must only own some really stable, low risk stocks
That's how you play the game, don't buy stupid insanely volatile shit, buy the big, stable boys.

>>19673162
Tvix is going back to $800k like it was in 2014

>>19675295
>Bought calls every day till today
>nothing but red
>finally buy puts today 30 min into opening
>green all day even at EoD
>After-hours, Futures, and Powell are gonna fuck me too
With this bullshit, imma FOMO calls all month

>>19675293
I’m holding but the immediate future doesn’t look good either.
I should’ve fucking picked MITT man, IVR has just been stress

>>19674926
WFC

>>19675322
stop i can only get so erect

So the market picks today of all days to finally dump. Of course it'd be the day I apply for a margin addition to start Shorting.. lol like, it didn't even wait until next week when I would be approved

>>19675322
No the fuck it's not
You stupid niggers have been going on all fucking quarantine that anyone buying tvix is a fucking retard and even holding it is suicide
You can't have two fucking bad days and just assume that shit is going deep red with no coming back

>>19675401
>You can't have two fucking bad days and just assume that shit is going deep red with no coming back

>>19675022
I lost 30% ish of all my portfolio since january

>down to 1k from 4k because of bad calls

Split half on SQQQ put, rest sitting out.

Ideas where I can start recovering? I would've held but i was not confident on my previous positions.

>>19675319
sounds like my CFA buddy

GIANT FLOPPY PENIS MARKET

>>19675250

Verily I say to thee, pray to the Lord, "grant me the virtue of fortitude, that I may endure the hardships to come."

We're hitting circuit breaker tomorrow faggot.

>>19675431
thanks now i don't feel so retarded for hodling TVIX overnight.

>>19675459
>We're hitting circuit breaker tomorrow faggot.
Pump circuit breaker in morning. Dump circuit breaker in afternoon. Close flat. Fuck everybody.

>>19672189
Oh how I regret not selling.

>>19675188
Yes gold and silver dropped shortly after trickery in morning

>>19675485
What was the high? And what were you hodling?

>>19675485
I told everyone on Friday and Monday to sell. It was too obvious. Even I kept 25% of risky shit and now wish I'd sold

>>19675462
My fault desu for not following my stop loss like the bible. We're gonna make it bro, I put 5k€ in an inverse etf at market close yesterday, will sell for a 4-5% profit.

i went in pretty big on TQQQ and SPY before trading closed. how fucked am i market open?

>>19675540
why would you do that you absolute retard expect a -20%

>>19675529
>My fault desu for not following my stop loss like the bible.
always stick to your game plan. I deterred away from mine a little on mon/tues as well. Gotta clean it up anon.

well doesnt mean too much but down futures up over 300

We're going to see an up-crabbish day. We could have literally 100k infections daily, US is not shutting down again. People are too pissed.

You think people will just happily go home and stay home AGAIN after rioting niggers are allowed to loot?

>>19672189
I went all in twice high stakes, had I sold at highs I'd likely have had about 80%. I ended with ~25% gains, all in about 8 weeks. This prob isnt for me huh?

Going to wait for the market to try to run up tomorrow, then buying deep OTM TQQQ puts and UVXY calls. Probably going to grab some SPY calls to hedge.

>>19674880
After 3 months of lock downs, unemployment, and national protest, there is no way people will give a single fuck what the government says.

>>19675579
25% in eight weeks is decent. You'll get better with experience.

>>19675401
But the 5 year chart. See you when I'm a millionaire

>>19672592

Jesus Christ , I hope you don’t have any money in the market

>>19675575
>You think people will just happily go home and stay home AGAIN after rioting niggers are allowed to loot?
I will happily stay home again & collect unemployment

>>19675159
>they'll do lockdowns but use marshal law with the national guard/army
You're either a little kid or a complete schizo

Nobody is using national guard for a lockdown, the country would melt down

>>19672219
>>19675207
>>19672553
VXF
SPMD
SMMD

This was a whole bunch of retail newfags first time losing a ton of money in a big swing. They're going to be hugely emotional for the next couple weeks, desperately trying to claw back their money. Buckle up.

>>19675579
Gains are gains, my first few weeks I lost -1400 out of my 1600 initial deposit. Fast forward a year and I'm currently at 10k all made from +10% trades and some careful swings. You'll make it bro, welcome to the club.

>>19675505
>trickery
More like people were getting margin called and forced liquidations I think?

What happens when leveraged longs have to free up capital to cover their positions? They have to sell anything they have for the liquidity. So they dump gold, silver, Lockheed Martin, whatever they have.

OR was the dollar pumping in a flight to safety? Was there a large volume of gold and silver being dumped or just a quick change in price?
We’re treasuries also dumped at the same time, perhaps also to free up capital?

>>19672301

Southwest.

>>19675623
This is why I'm not too salty about airlines giving stupid ^ pattern.Tons more volatility to come. Lots of money making opportunities.

>>19675595
Thanks man. I feel like an absolute idiot to be honest I could be up nearly 4k and I have slightly over a grand.
Final spike for a bit tomorrow and buy back with just my profit? Or do we crash next week after all?

>>19675525
high was about $800,000 if that chart graph is to scale.

Phone poster here about to go to bed.
Tomorrow I'm going to make a thread without all the OP again.

And you can't stop me!

So, looking back at Powell's presentation. The dip today was more or less calling out Powell's bluff. That if the economy was going strong, why keep interest rates low? And also the fact that $0 of corporate bonds were actually ever bought in April and May.

>>19675623
most of the loss was premarket though.
Retail newfags trade between 4pm and 930am?

>>19675646
>I feel like an absolute idiot to be honest
Don't. There are a lot of people who came out of this in the negative. You made money. You did good.

Dunno what market is gonna do in coming weeks. We shall see.

>>19675634
What sectors do you target? I was basically single stock gambling on reliables or quick commodity (oil) obvious upticks. Besides diversify any other advice?

>>19675563
Why the random picture of the reddit man?

>>19675662
What the heck?
You don’t have to be trading overnight to lost money overnight. Is this a real question?

>>19675661
feds are saying the economy is weak and will be weak until 2022, which runs against the market expectations that the economy will be back to normal by the end of the year. interest have to be kept low to support it.

>>19674507
it's going to annoy me even more if they do this and everyone gets two $1200 checks while I get fucking nothing

>>19675667
Thanks. I'm a bit too nervous and clearly dont diversify properly so I may putz around with my gains a bit and buy a dip, but otherwise I'm staying cash for now. Dont want to learn the hard way

>>19675690
to get your you

>>19675691
Is your pic some sort of bone fetish?
>>19675462
Same mistake, I lost so much money.

>>19675716
Maybe there's a story behind it.

>>19675691
are people doing bone porn now? explain yourself

>>19675691
Damn those big hip. I want to plow them.

You have to hodl.

>>19675706
>WAHHHHHHHH MOMMY STILL CLAIMS ME AS A DEPENDENT BECAUSE I CANT PROVIDE BASIC NECESSITIES FOR MYSELF EVEN THOUGH IM AN ADULT!!! IF I CANT GET FREE MONEY, NO ONE SHOULD!!!

>>19675750
don't worry fren. i'm hodling. i got completely fucked today, so i hold

>>19675757
I was over the $99k limit but maxed my taxable retirement accounts so I was within the range but it was basically nothing

>>19675773
tax advantaged ugh.

>>19675563
I'll admit. he has good hair.

>>19675722
>>19675737
Think the artist is just demonstrating the anatomy to show how he draws massively wide hips with a small waist, and how that would work. Or it’s a tool he uses to visualize it so it looks natural. Or something.

I mean damn, it’s like the other guy said. That’s big hip, I wanna pump it full of babies.

>>19675669
Always have a few potential stocks on daily watch. I usually swing small cap stocks that are seeing huge volume near all time lows since people try to recoup their losses at some point. But don't get greedy. I missed out on a +3k profit and instead left with +1.5k.

For large caps, watch for channels and play accordingly. CCL at one point was doing a low at 12 and high at 16 for a while and I flipped it a few times.

Biggest advice is to watch them for a week or two, that way you know where the clear tops and bottoms are, as well as what to expect from it

>>19675766
Goddamn.
To the bulls go the rewards.

are reparations bullish
https://www.kcra.com/article/african-american-reparation-bill-passes-california-assembly/32843430#

>>19675773
Nice LARP neet

>>19675808
Yeah dude helicopter money is bullish.
Why do you always post political bait and then ask if it’s bullish? You clearly don’t want to talk stocks.

>>19675808
NO

Shit I was supposed to buy some ex div stocks today. I suppose the flash sale will continue tomorrow.

>>19672713
Then it's a dead cat bounce and youre extra fucked. Just pray for a mild crab and by Monday we'll be telling bears to go fuck themselves again.

>>19675808
Lmao thank you niggers for making it a BOBO day tomorrow

why the fuck is JNUG so low, I don't get it. What am I missing?

>>19675795
Seems like good advice to me. Thanks dude

>>19675824
>>19675856
>helicopter money is bearish
Let’s stop taking the /pol/bait please, and if you want to actually evaluate it, don’t think of it from the perspective that appeals to your ethical sensibilities or whatever. Think about it, if a chunk of the population got an extra stimulus check, even though YOU don’t get one, how would that be bearish for assets like stocks?

>>19675878
That’s junior miners?
Maybe the junior outfits will have a harder time surviving in a depression.

>>19675907
Cause its niggers

>>19675669
>>19675795
Oh yeah, also..

Just because you miss a wave doesn't mean the ocean stopped. There's always another opportunity to make a win. No one wants to get rich slow, but it's the most guaranteed way to succeed.

10% of 100 is +10.
10% of 1000 is +100.
10% of 10000 is +1000.

>>19675907
>niggers invest
Not unless it's some new Air Jordan's and a 40.

>>19675525
Low 200k. I was considering selling when it was 210k (it went higher later on) heck I could've sold it at close and itd be 190k. Now below 100k. Gains but after reaching 200k I have difficulty not focusing in on what could've been. All I had to do was sell! There wasn't even much more potential upside! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Now on the lookout to pull the same move, have cooled off though as I was acting reckless on my moves yesterday.

>>19675527
I was considering selling but decided against. Not off of anyone here though. Ahhhhhhh this pisses me off. All I had to do was hit sell!!!!!

>>19675648
Ugg, I was pissed about being down 300k from Monday. Least your still green though.

>>19675934
>>19675923
Christ... your brain short circuits when blacks are involved?

According to you, they’re unlikely to save that money in the bank, so what happens when they buy sneakers at the mall or malt liquor at the liquor store? That’s the fucking American consumer. That money goes to paying someone else’s wages and goes to paying store rent and flows through the system ending up in various people’s pockets until it ends up in someone’s wallet who wants to save it or put it into stocks, bonds, real estate, etc. it only stops when it gets into someone’s hands who wants to put it in their bank account. THEN it’s useless to the economy and stimulates nothing.

Actually giving helicopter money to blacks might be the best way to stimulate American consumer spending. Either that or give it to women ages 18-34.

>>19675907
>Let’s stop taking the /pol/bait please, and if you want to actually evaluate it, don’t think of it from the perspective that appeals to your ethical sensibilities or whatever. Think about it, if a chunk of the population got an extra stimulus check, even though YOU don’t get one, how would that be bearish for assets like stocks?
Honest question: are you really stupid enough not to be able to understand why someone might think that a shameless policy of racial appeasement by US/state governments against a growing backdrop of racial tensions at an all time high, with widespread vandalism and public unrest going completely unanswered by any sort of coherent law enforcement to the point of anarchy, might be a bad - and not a good - sign for our future? Do you really need that explained to you?

>>19675926
Yeah but I ain't fucking around for 10 bucks

>>19675998
At no point in that paragraph did you say anything related to the stock market.

This is where I come to post anime girls and discuss the stock market. Not where I discuss the future of society. If you can’t figure out a better place to talk about political issues that don’t pertain to the stock market, I suggest you get some friends who care about your beliefs. I do not.

Anyone recommend any bond etfs?

>>19676040
tmf

>>19675994
I’m not green. I’m in the shitter like 28% this week lol. My total net worth is like $3000. But I have some things going for me. I’m looking forward to brighter days fren

>>19672592
Air BNB should go under.
Shouldn't be allowed to be a motel owner in a family neighborhood. Screws up the value of housing for regular families.

>>19675923
>>19675934
>a boost in consumer spending in all time lows is bad

>>19675997
>implying niggers would invest in good stocks
Some will invest smart. Most will invest like retards. Also you obviously dont live in the hood. Come over here and find out half these black "people's" money goes to the black market

>>19675994
That guy isn't me, he was taking a guess. The line of the graph just looks slightly off but it is close to the high of low 200k. Im still in the green but below 100k at this point. Reeeeee 200k would have been enough for me to stay a neet for over 5 years with a chunk of the stack!

>300k from Monday.
How high did you get to, percentage that is. When did you sell, if at all?

>>19676038
I do not like the way this girl glares at me

>>19676026
True, but in the event of bag holding even 10$ is better than a loss

>>19676079
>Most will invest like retards
So /biz/?

why did the market drop?

EURONIGGERS START TRADING AND FUTURES START DIPPING
MOTHERFUCKERS

>>19676108

Stocks are like gravity. All you need is a little...PUSH!

>>19676080
There was a lot of money to be made still. Oh well, now it will only be harder as economy stalls and crabs. People who panic sold won’t buy back in.

>>19676098
You got that right. I learned the trailing stop lesson hard lol

>>19676079
>Also you obviously dont live in the hood. Come over here and find out half these black "people's" money goes to the black market
Yeah I said nothing about black people investing in the stock market. What’s important is they don’t
A. Put that money into savings and then never spend it
B. Put that money in an envelope and send it to their family in the Philippines/Salvador/wherever.
C. Invest it in a foreign market
A lot of the money they put in the black market will go into the US economy. If they’re buying drugs that originate outside our borders, then a cut might go to MS13 or whatever, or some other undesirable place.

But the vast majority of gibs to poor blacks, ghetto white trash, and the rest of America without any savings for a rainy day, will go stimulate the economy and maybe end up in the pockets of PepsiCo shareholders like me.

>>19676108
S-Sara?

>>19676081
Now now, be nice!

>>19676148
>now it will only be harder as economy stalls and crabs. People who panic sold won’t buy back in.
That's what I'm worried about.

>>19676108
Same reason why your panties drop for everyone, we just don't know.

>african-american-reparation-bill-passes-california-assembly/

>>19675878
Gold mining is cyclical. Just buy the damn gold if you want to boomer hedge with rocks. Why bother getting paid in dollars with something meant to play AGAINST them

Hey guys I'm thinking of starting to invest into FTSE All-World UCITS ETF (VWRL) through interactive brokers as a poorupean. I will deposit around 500 dollars a month and I'm looking at around a 20 year timeframe until I cash out.

Is it a good pick?

Talk me out of DCAing Boeing all the way down

>>19676363

>>19676350
nah, go 33% spy 33% tqqq 33% tmf, you will beat 99.9% of funds and retail traders.

We're back based bvlls

Fuck this. I'm going 100% into diversified ETFs.

>>19676387
we'll see =]

You did buy the dip, right?

>>19676416
are you memeing or are you actually retarded? you think we're going back to ATH right now?

fuck anime posters by the way, pedo faggot. posting suggestive pictures of children. anime is for effeminate faggots.

>He bet against America

>>19673274
are you expecting tomorrow to bull? When do you plan on selling those puts?

>>19676433
>he didn't buy the dip

What are /b/ros buying tomorrow?

>>19676433
Wtf you fucking faggots. I hope you choke on your own fluids when you go to sleep. Fuck you for having me associated with you by being a BOBO. I hope we both lose money simply due to the fact that you insulted anime. You disgust me

>>19676406
you'll seethe bearcuck

>>19676433
>you think we're going back to ATH right now?
At least close to it. That is the most likely situation.

>>19676442
>>19676446
>>19676447
I told y'all to get the fuck out of the market on Wednesday and said I'd gloat about it when you just posted smug anime pedobait in responses with gay little memes about STONK GO UP. I quite enjoyed the lack of anime posters today - you all got blown the FUCK out. And you're going to get it again tomorrow. You just wait. That paltry 1% at open is the greenest you'll see it all day. Red Friday.

By the way anime is for effeminate faggots and you deserve to be bullied as much as possible for openly participating in that hobby. Fucking queer.

>>19676448
Not a damn thing until ~ 10 minutes before close

>>19676416
sold the shit out of it

>>19672353
lmao no they didn't.

Mnuchin said no more lockdowns even if the virus does return, and more stimulus coming.

>Bankrupt Hertz Wants to Sell Up to $1 Billion in New Shares
how do i capitalize on this?

>>19676474

>>19674507
midwits wouldn't fucking help.
>believe the science
>I stand with her
>shorting is hoping to profit from despair
It'd probably make things a lot worse.

>>19674880
You think all of those companies will have enough credit to remain solvent and that their lack of full activity won't ripple through the US economy?

>>19675159
>>19675605
the states won't lockdown themselves. The federal government has to step in and rape the hell out of them for "mismanaging things" when it's entirely a fucked one way, fucked the other way ordeal.
>open up too slow: budget fucked - not allowed
>open up too quickly: outbreak potential - risk the Fed gov't coming in an slapping your shit
If one is 100% chance of fucked and the other is 99%, they're taking the 99% and opening.

>>19675907
better question, what influence does fluctuation in the value of USD have to do with equities?

>>19676474
DFC wife got upset at my hucows and i binned them. I only started and spammed because some autistic retards decided to sperg out in their campaign against "muh 2D weeaboo pedo trannies" when it's been around in /smg/ from inception.

>>19676452
>making anime faggots mad
Don't you have some kind of sweaty little convention you should be attending or something sweetheart? This is a board to discuss business not your pedobait body pillow. Fag.
>>19676455
No, I disagree you can use such a chart to predict market movement tomorrow. This was 5% down after an ATH. Narrow your chart to 5% down events after ATHs.

>>19676416
No. I sold it. I’m going to buy the dip in the vix tomorrow.

>>19676433
Oh wow. What a faggot.
Doesn’t even like broad feminine hips... pathetic.

>>19676474
You are the redditfag who keeps coming here and complaining about this place? And yet you keep coming back? Did you get all your DD from that one redditpost and now you think you have a right to be smug?

Go to sleep. You won’t be bothered by images of young, fertile women in the safety of your dreams.

>>19676512
The movement of the dollar index seems to track well with the movement of the indices, from what I remember. When the dollar weakens, big US corporations that do trade overseas are in a more advantageous position. The strength of the dollar hurts companies that do business over seas, I know it hurts PepsiCo, for example.

>>19676512
>DFC wife got upset at my hucows and i binned them. I only started and spammed because some autistic retards decided to sperg out in their campaign against "muh 2D weeaboo pedo trannies" when it's been around in /smg/ from inception.
So you saved various pictures of anthropomorphic underage cow-girl hybrids because you wanted to post them incessantly on a business related board to piss people off and the rest of us are autistic retards who are sperging out?

Oh hey Schwab has fractional share purchasing now. Most of the available stocks aren't even that expensive though.

>>19676455
So we're getting the tightest short squeeze later. Gotta shake those weakhanded bobos.

>>19676474
You mean that paltry 1.6.

>>19676499
Canadian bear and proud of it?
Did you get stopped out or did you consciously decide “on shit this might not let up” and bail?

>>19676553
Your tears are delicious. Get bullied FAGGOT. That picture, like your hobby, is disgusting and queer. People with pedobait anime on their computers such as the image you linked should unironically be shot in the back of the head execution style and tossed in a dumpster like the garbage heap that you are. I strongly suggest you kill yourself.

>>19676560
Ah, right. My mistake! 1.6% =] time to buy that dip my fellow anime kings. Get those smug underage anime children in sexually suggestive clothing ready! Tomorrow we're gonna show those bobos who's boss with our 1.6% gains.

>>19676563
Oh I'm not on Team Bob yet but I sure as hell didn't wanna hang around with fingers crossed for an upward snib or something. I did sort of both. Looked at premarket yesterday, displeased, set stops above the premarket prices still in the red but less stupid low. Went to bed. Woke up in the morning and all stops hit.

Now? Probably not going to make any decisions until late session Monday.

>Sony reveals new PlayStation
>stock is dropping
>Nintendo hitting 52 week highs, even higher than last December when the switch blew out the numbers
>even higher than when everyone went on lockdown and all switches worldwide completely sold out as animal crossing dropped
ahahahahahahahahaha
I bet the console wars fags are loving this!

I should get a console one of these days, but who has the time?

>>19676512
>midwits
More (legitimate) education is better, its been proven over time. Its time to shake up public schools because what we have no is a dumpster fire. Learning just the basics of how credit cards and loans work and how taxes work would transform our society in a generation.

>>19676577
>>19676590
>Tsun-tsun
>Dere-dere

>>19676601
What are Nintendo's financials like I wonder? Jap companies tend to have very strong balance sheets.

I need to remember to buy puts next time things get too hot

>>19676601
Why did you not just stole one nigger

CANT STIFF

>>19676590
If you haven't notice the loss trends for the dow jones, March was the worst of it. Its been 3 months and we're just reopening now. You fool. They're putting on one more band aid before the second wave if there even is one. The Dow will completely recover in the next 3 weeks of bullruns, and I will lol ecks dee and fortnite dance all over your potential gains.

>How's your little "stock market" game anon? Already got rich, have you? Haha. Don't worry, there is always job that needs to be done. For minimum wage that is. Start by cleaning the toilet and make sure it shines.

>>19676577
Lmao incels are always trying to find someone beneath them. Nice mental gymnastics, Elliot

>>19676609
>Learning just the basics of how credit cards and loans work and how taxes work would transform our society in a generation.
That’s really REALLY optimistic when so many of them can barely get their heads around mathematics. And they just want to become twitch thots and soundcloud rappers anyway. If an alien race wanted to save humanity from itself, they would probably take out our commercial cellular satellites.

>>19676625
Put your money where your mouth is and buy the dip then. And when you realize not only how wrong you were, but in hindsight how obvious it was that you were completely wrong, maybe you can fortnite dance off the roof of a high building into the concrete several stories below and do the rest of us a favor.

who else was outta the market because it was too inflated but now DCAing

>plebs didn't buy the dipperino

>>19676654
I have 710 shares in IVR and they dropped hard today. I ain't scared. My average is 6.3. I just added money to my wallet. I am buying tomorrow. Even more REITS. :)

>>19676654
why are you sperging like a retard. Are you one of those /cvg/er doomer fags?

>>19676617
Did you go to the riots? I didn’t want to be a part of that. And if I get the Rona I’ll have to stop visiting my older relatives which would be a problem.

>>19676654
So you’re just going off that one post, right? Do you understand it?

>>19676595
I’m getting close. Dangerously close to going bobbish. I may buy a cheeky SPY put or VXX call. Fuck and I might have to take profits on some names, and pay short term cappy gains. I hate that, I prefer buying on the way down.

>>19676682

>>19676654
I also had to sell 200 shares today due to a margin call. I aint scared, buying another 280 tomorrow

>>19676682
I have to admit you guys have more balls then me. I almost sold my HTGC,ARCC, & NLY shares. Then I realize I like them to much to give up.

How do I get into the stockmarket?

My grandma died and left 100k in edward jones and he said from 2000 to 2020 100k turned into 350k and that you could expect anywhere from 5.5% increases to 7.5%. He wants 4500 upfront to maintain the portfolio which is composed of long term investment stocks and that they are diversified.

What should I do? Is he shitty if he can only make that much?

>>19676697
No I'm pre-emptively gloating. Huge difference between that and sperging. Huge.
>>19676710
No. I don't understand it.

What's the best NASDAQ ETF on the TSX? QQC?

>>19676723
I flat out WANT those dividends. I don't care if I have to buy my way down to 1$ until the market recovers. I want those fucking .50 cent dividends. IVR honestly looks like something I might invest into for 20 years.

>>19676577
>AAAAaAaaaAAAAaaAAAAAaAaaaAAAAaaA
>AaaaaaAAaaaaaaaaAaAA
>AAAAaAaaaAAAAAAaAaaaAAAAaaAAAaaA
- (You)

>>19676721

>>19676742
You can't trick me with your subliminal messaging Kubrick. I see green.

>>19676726
Don't ask this again you greedy shit.
You know what to do.

new bread when?

>>19676726
dont gable with the inheritance from your grandmother she will haunt you forever for it from her grave.

>>19676726
>He wants 4500 upfront
based. Pay the man.

>>19676740
Dividends, more like Divid-friends. OwO

>>19676710
I might live in a liberal shithole but not America, soon looting for me and I would not take part in it

>>19676553
>When the dollar weakens, big US corporations that do trade overseas are in a more advantageous position
yeah, I think i asked the wrong question. fluctuations really shouldn't do too much for companies broadly unless they export. it's seems weird that DXY is in a trough or trending downward. I thought we were expanding a lot less and deflating (nearly all but assets) a bit more than average?

>>19676517
>>19676555
dude you're so mad
>the rest of us are autistic retards who are sperging out?
>not already being hardened to retarded images you don't want to look at
welcome to the board, if no one has said it yet. You're here forever.

>>19676609
personal finance is great, but it won't do anything about the credit underwriting that got a lot of people into a mess or the proper attitude needed for risk management tools (like insurance) to prevent unfortunate messes they can't handle. They'll opt to skimp on an auto comp deductible to save $100 a year to run shitty balances in their rainy day funds to only get hit with a $2k cost 3 years later from hitting a deer. They will never buy term life until it's too late to get it, and now their spouse is underwater since they were a dual earning family with a mortgage. Health is a totally different shitshow that I don't expect people to be able to even remotely reasonably be able to manage. It'll help, but education isn't as big as the need for better audit and better regulation (ugh).

>>19676752
I'm sorry to...differ with you, sir, but - you are the bear. You've always been the bear. I should know, sir....I've always been here.

>>19676731
>No. I don't understand it.
well at least your honest.
You didn't WANT to understand it? You didn't post it here instead of saying "fuckk you bulls! you're gonna regret it!" and get our help?
We've watched the vixplosion and shit, there are some smart people who don't just come here to talk shit.

>>19676766
OK this is based.

>>19676769
then why the heck did you act like I'm stupid for not stealing one?

>>19676756
what flavor would you like?

>>19676726
Either use a robo advisor service or manage it yourself for a slightly higher return, anyone else will just rip you off with their high management fees despite them not being able to consistently beat the market, which returns around 7-8% on average annually. If you're managing it yourself, it isn't that hard, you just buy a few index ETFs and decide how much of your portfolio, if any, you want in bonds.

Whatever you do don't pay him $4,500, that's pure thievery.

>>19676779
kpopslut edition

>>19676777
>>19676779
All I understand is that anime posters are a bunch of fucking faggots who don't deserve respect or comfort and you people are going to get a big surprise tomorrow when bobo's fat bear cock gets jammed so far up your asshole he starts harvesting YOUR bile in the form of FUD driven panic-selling.

>>19676778

>>19672189

>>19676794
>being this mad in an anime board
You need a huge bull cock up your ass

>>19676779
That was 2 post ago when you were complaining you have no Nintendo

>>19676766
boom

>>19676794
Man you've been in here a lot today.
>anime posters
>don't deserve respect or comfort and you people are going to get
>bobo's fat bear cock
not all animefaggots fellow bobo.

>>19676797
Perhaps the Mumus need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps...a bit more. My anime girl posters, sir, they...didn't care for the Bear Market at first. One of them actually started posting smug anime girls, and tried to make me rage. But the market "corrected" them sir. And when Jerome Powell tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" him.

>>19676838
oh shit waddup

Can somebody make new thread.

>>19676811
This is a nice representation of why 1987 is my favorite historic crash. No hesitation, no stops for a consolidation breather, just straight down to hell.

>>19676794
Why did you choose this website exactly?

>>19676853
baking
still on page 4, hang onn

>>19676841
You're all already dead. I led you here because I could and now you're all going to die on the IVR pyre.

>>19676857
I didn't choose 4chan, 4chan chose me. I'm banned from all the other ones anyway. Fuck 'em. And fuck you. I made enough for a brand new GSX-R 750 today on my gains bitch. Get smug on that.

>>19676811
Well the odds are atleast in the bulls favor...but it would be terrifying to have a -20% day tomorrow.

>>19676794
4chan is an anime website since it started.

>>19676853
>One post by this (((ID)))

>>19676883

Shut the fuck up schizoid it's not a jewish plot to make a new thread.

>>19676878
>it would be terrifying to have a -20% day tomorrow.
You know what would be even more terrifying?
-30% tomorrow.

Think about it.

>>19676726
"Turning" 100k into 350k is basically just sitting it in the market and getting a standard market return, except they're charging for it.
As other anons have said, just put it into a cheap ETF, you'll get the same amount in returns but more money because you're paying maybe 0.2% on annual management fees instead of whatever they're charging

>>19676892
These dubs are more terrifying

>>19676892
>You know what would be even more terrifying?
>-30% tomorrow.

You know what would be even more terrifying
-40% tomorrow

Think about it.

>>19676880
Nah that's not true at all old school 4chan didn't have much anime posting at all other than on the dedicated boards, and when people did it wasn't to the point of obsession, nor did it have anything to do with the kind of pederast-tier creepy and queer shit you people post now. Of course, creepy pedobait anime existed then, too, but at least back then *sip* even the people posting it knew it was creepy and strange and used it to shock instead of using it as part of their identity. The 4chan mascot isn't anime styled, nor did any of the OG memes have anything at all to do with anime. You weren't around back then and you wouldn't know a fucking thing about it.

>>19676887
It's schizo, retard, schizoid is a personality disorder that has nothing to do with schizophrenia. There's no reason to have a new thread on page four, all you're attempting to do is split the traffic.

>>19676905

>You know what would be even more terrifying?
>-40% tomorrow.

You know what would be even more terrifying
-50% tomorrow

Think about it.

>>19676905
>You know what would be even more terrifying
>-40% tomorrow
God damn.

I didn't think a worse scenario than -30% could even be imagined, but you went right ahead and did it you absolute madman.

>>19676908

Maybe because I don't want to post anything interesting on a thread thats going to be dead not because I'm working with a fed and have a maniacal plot to somehow disrupt your trade by splitting traffic to your fav cambodian basket weaving forum thread.

>>19676369
I’m ruined

>>19676910
FUUUUCK BRO I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER IT. WE'RE FUCKED BRO.

>>19676851
11% green into close. feels great. I need to get more hands off. I realized i was still overexposed on my Russell components this morning and "panic" sold and hedged in pre-market. It was a good idea, but I should have executed with much more conviction when I was positioning myself the day before. My losses were pretty much offset flawlessly, it felt great after being "wrong" for about a week and a half. Shitty part was that one of my picks lost an additional 3% ontop of the index co-movment. Also miners and juniors did a little more poorly than expected. I'm glad that i didn't go hard on those and planned to average in. Thanks for asking!

Currently considering changing my retirement account paycheck allocation to be more aggressive since I'm so defensive with my personal money. I've got about a 1:1 ratio between the two sets of accounts. 401(k) is about
>85% cash
>12% total bond fund (no choices here)
>3% equities via target retirement and the "explorer"/"strategic" fund.
Current alloc is something like
>70% cash
>22% bond funds
>8% equities
I'm thinking it should be more like 70/5/25 instead, starting in a month and a half.

>>19676907
I was young back then but I do remember a bunch of anime on the 4chan. Stop being a little baby

>>19676933
I stayed in TVIX like a fucking retard and am ready to have my anus turned inside out tomorrow AM. Gonna hold til close at least - prob not over the weekend though. Up 10% yesterday (I used TVIX as a hedge against XOM losses.) Need to roll that TVIX gain into cash ASAP and do what you're doing. Well played sir.

>>19676923
Just wait ten minutes, you fuck. You haven't posted anything interesting in this thread, you're probably not going to do it in the next one either.

I had something clever but I forgot.
Those british GDP numbers look uuuuuuugly.

>>19676951
>>19676951
>>19676951
NEWNEWNEW
>>19676951
>>19676951
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>>19676794
>you guys are faggots
>cock, rape, assholes getting raped with cock
>b-but I'm not gay
>I just don't like drawings of women with broad hips
heh
tell me more

>>19676907
Yotsuba& Danbo have always been anime-styled faggot

t. 2009

>>19676952
No you don't, you're the fucking little baby by the sound of things lmao.

I wish chemo thread spam was still a thing that would weed you pussies out real quick. Back in my day *sip* we knew how to deal with weak-minded sissies who liked posting anime. Gore. Nonstop gore. Until they left. *Sip.* For a time, 711 even had gore as the background on every board specifically for that reason. *Sip.* Yeah. It was pretty good.

>>19676973
I don't even know what those words mean and I've been here since well before 2009. Probably 07ish? Took a long hiatus after college and god damn did I ever fall back into it hard. I can't get off here now. And I don't want to either.

>>19676923
>t. Working with a fed having a maniacal plot to split traffic in a Norwegian textile silk thread

>>19676978
Keep crying dude no one cares. Grow up

>>19676994
Who's crying? You're the one who keeps telling me to grow up like some kind of fucking hall monitor. You are a cunt, anyone ever tell you that? A minge bag. A pussy.

>>19676726
You should do one big day trade with it. Would be fun and make gram gram proud in the cloud.

>>19676978
>tfw never save the gore
I should have. we need it for the daytime children.

>>19677020
Bro we really do. I miss the pure irreverence of old timey 4cham. Difference between modern 4chan and other sites that were around back then - 4chan still has some of the old irreverence and callousness. It's what made posting on the old internet fun, before women got their harpy claws into it and turned it into a hugbox.

>>19676455
>10/16/1987
anything could happen.

>>19676990
Based. Fuck anyone who comes between me and making money.

Aaah what what???
I’ve been here longer thn uuuuuuuu
Uh whats a yotsub&
I swear I ignored it
No no I’m not a neufaggoire I didn’t browse the /ayy/

>>19672250
what the fuck actually happened? I was waiting for a second drop since march, just gave up yesterday and threw 3k in and then this shit happens.