/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19762948
Based and barista pilled

>>19762848
>>19762849
>>19762852

Bullish

>>19762948
based non-retard op who can post the stickie correctly

Guys am I getting up early to sell all my stocks. What is going on.

>>19762948
Today I bought 550 shares of WLL at 1.77. Am I'm retard?

>>19762931
it wasnt much but hey its free African cash

What does /biz/ think of for MAHMF? Check their charts; every few months they spike hard and seem to be due for it. Even if they don't they're still in that bid for the new USPS Van thats being submitted on July 10th.

>>19762948
That girl has swallowed a LOT of cum.

>>19762963
>>19762948
I've been trying out barista oatly in my lattes lately. Not bad but it just doesn't quite hit the same as whole milk

>>19762982
based coomer

YOU TOLD ME TO BUY SSL, /biz/

YOU BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN. I KNOW WHERE YOU POST.

BEASTARS IT THE ANIME OF THE CURRENT YEAR

BIG PUMP TOMORROW
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/16/massive-fed-support-for-stocks-pushes-james-bianco-out-of-bear-camp.html

>retail investors are pushing us to new high
>they believe JPOW on 60 minutes that he has infinite money and he will print to avoid any crash

bobos, when will you come out of your camp and join the bulls?

IS THE FUCKING MARKET OPEN TODAY?

>>19762989
people always talk shit about starbucks but its actually good coffee

its 3$ for a large so what dude

every drink is 3$ u can pay that for a coke at chipotle

>>19762998
maybe I'll wait for 2022....

>>19762998
yea he's out of the bear camp, but planning to buy after the next big jew dip

Can $ship moon tomorrow?

uh oh poopy

>>19762996
today was a shakeout we are back up tomorrow

>>19763004
Fuck off with your starshit they are only good for black drip coffee.

I make espresso at home

Would Boeing calls be a good idea right now? Feel like that company ALWAYS pumps and it could be 300 EOY

Why is there so much hate for robinhood traders?
I thought millenials and early Gen Z we're considered the most financially responsible generation?

>>19762997
yiff in hell desu

>>19763004
If you buy Starbucks you are a simp. Either you are having sugar drinks (stupid) or you are wasting money on coffee.

I brew my own, costs about $.20 a cup.

>>19763015
when’s the next big Jew dip

>tfw you realize god is real

>>19763025
>>19763004
Actually that was a bit harsh. I do buy coffee at Starbucks a lot, it's just hard to trust some stranger to make a good drink.

Whens the market finally gonna come down to reality

>>19763049

Father = Son = Holy Spirit

Anyone holding BB (Blackberry)? Inb4 cellphones etc....they havent made a phone in years. The pivoted to cybersecurity and software a few years back, have a bunch of defense contracts, pretty much everything has their QNX operating system at its core. Hugely undervalued and nobody pays any attention to them yet they just keep chugging along making deals and putting their software everywhere. I figure worst case scenario they got bought out and ill turn my money into more money. Whenever I have a few spare dollars I buy more.

>started last week
>started $300
>up $50 right now after minor transactions
>feeling greedy and want to invest $1000

Talk me out of it right the fuck now

>>19762948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs8nQvMPG0U

>>19762996
Bought EOD, Sell in Morning pump.
Why is this so hard for people?

>>19762998
Most bearish thing I've seen today.

>>19763004
>talk shit about starbucks but its actually good coffee
>still on 2nd wave coffee
get a v60 or chemex, or at least an aeropress and some local roaster's beans and say that again. you never fail to impress me with how wrong you are on everything.

>>19763025
starbucks u can customize whatever u want

ill take espresso ice coffee or some shit i dont even know what the lady made me

shit tastes good

and i use stevia extract with no sugar

>>19763038
but brewing your own coffee is mentally ill because you cant really make a good ice coffee without like watering it down because your ice will get melted in your hot coffee

and to be honest, its still mentally ill to brew your own coffee because youll just end up drinking too much

going to starbucks from time too time is perfect because i dont want to be a religious coffee drinker its not good for you

>>19763060
Ask yourself: "What Would >>19763056 Do?"

>>19763060

How much money do you have in savings?

>>19763060
It's been a good week I guess.

I don't know when to believe /biz/ about dumps or pumps.

>>19763060
Why would we talk you out of sensible investments?
If you feel confident then go ahead. 1k is play money. You will learn a lot throwing it around and even if you spend it all you learned something.

I marked all my beginner losses down as tuition. You have to pay to learn.
>>19763074
Based

PINK WOJAKS TOMORROW

>>19763060
Do it. Just keep the minimum balances on your normal accounts so you don't get fees. I feel like shit whenever I see my money not making money.

Just do your research and don't chase and you'll beat the market 90% of the time

>>19763028
>issued more shares, fewer contracts, fewer orders, fewer product lines, higher debt, less demand, fewer employees, terrible upper management, awful middle management, shot employee morale, fewer assets, reputation in shambles
>300 EoY
That is a full on embrace of the clown

>>19762989
>>19763004
Supposedly they give pretty good benefits and it's probably a great way to meet hotties.

>tfw making it is semi-retiring to go work at Starbucks to bang 18 year old baristas and soccer moms

>>19763033
>the little ass kids are beating out the market maker gerontocracy
Back in my day youd need a broker to sit there and shill u enron for half an hour before you could trade stock. Its not hate anon, its salt.

>>19763060
Play the game with the money you brought,
I invested $500 at start now I'm 2k & up 470$.
Learn yourself and the market first.
Learn real value stocks and their moves, so if shit happens you still have value stocks.

>>19763119
>shill u enron
lol..

>>19763071
>you cant really make a good ice coffee without like watering it down because your ice will get melted in your hot coffee
Iced coffee should be either cold brew or an iced americano (cold water, instead of hot). it's very easy. you can use some mediocre store brand crap for cold brew, and it usually tastes a lot better than mediocre name brand crap hot. 1:4 or 1:5 ratio of grounds to water should be good. If you want it hot, go ahead and add some boiling water to about a double shot - bang americano.

>>19762998

>>19763115
Whatever logic says do the opposite. Zoom insiders all sold their stock? Bought calls. Sure enough up another $30 a share. Welcome to clown market

>>19763127
You invested another 2k?

>>19763033
I don't hate RH traders. They are being used as a scapegoat for boomervestors poor decisions. I just really dislike the RH platform. It's great that it trailblazed a lot of things but people really do need to switch to a different broker once they have real money in the account

WHY LINE DOWN

>>19763118
or u just buy prostitutes and buy drive thru starbucks coffee

and skip the wage cuckery

>>19763130
it wont be perfect though

you can fuck around with machines and cream ratios and different coffee brands

ive found this from tea too like youll go through a lot of hassle to try to get a good cup of tea and it will just be garbage half the time

ur better off just ordering starbucks and theres a more chance itll actually be quality than me tinkering with all this shit

the money doesnt really matter unless youre making like 6 cups every moment but at that point youre going to get migraine headaches and addiction and heart problems and acid reflux

you cant drink coffee religiously

only tea you can replace for water and have no kick backs

>>19763155
Nah, I invested another 1,500 and made it 2k to have more money to make plays.
I spent my first few weeks playing crypto shit.

Fuck you

>>19763028
>>19763115
Government on board of directors in a company that makes military planes while entering a new cold war. That's as bullish as it gets.

>>19763004
Buy import Ruby coffee grinders, bean grinder and french press my coffee daily and its infinitely better and cheaper than being a starbucks faggot. You're not going to make it.

>>19762998
This is literally the new paradigm meme to a T. If there's ever been a signal that we're at the top, this is it.
>>19762997
It sucks. SnK for life.
>>19763004
I wonder how many times that gook's had her mandible shaved. Also, starbucks sucks, just brew your own coffee.

>>19763059
What year is this?

>>19763119
Imagine getting an MBA from some Ivy League school, cramming for tests, and ass kissing your way into a position where you can finally manage your own hedge fund just to get your average return dabbed on by a zoomer who's idea of TA is "it was worth more before so it will be worth more again"

Why the fuck is UONE pumping? I was too afraid to invest today... I had that one picked out and decided not to pull the trigger... It's up 300% in one day. I am a fool!!! I must know if it will go up again tomorrow!

>>19763166
Ah gotchu. That’s the greed in me talking. Not to assume “wow if I had invested $10k, I would’ve made $1000! “ or whatever. It’s just annoying that I can only watch like 3 stocks at a time.

>>19763071
If you sweeten your coffee you wrong. Anon you are committing a sin. I can forgive the normie Starbucks, but not the sweetener

>>19763181
>Government on board of directors in a company that makes military planes while entering a new cold war. That's as bullish as it gets.
Doesn't say anything about stock price. If the government starts buying into the company ownership, history says the stock value will go down. But defense stocks usually rely on neocon boomers virtue signalling each other so you might be right

>>19763004
fucking tastelet

>>19763195
>I must know if it will go up again tomorrow!
it was worth like $2 a few days ago. Rumor is it's en masse joggers but who coordinated them? There must be other black stocks.

>>19763182
>>19763184
>>19763198
idk guys im not buying the coffee meme yet

maybe in the future

but actually t.b.h it would have to be decaf

thats another thing when i order coffee i get HALF DECAF to reduce the caffeine content

you cant really convienantly do that at home

at starbucks you can say the ratio of everything right and like its way more flexible

those bitches know what theyre doing

>>19763004
Quit buying starcucks

>>19763166
Remember to pay taxes on that crypto, anon.
>Including each crypto to crypto transaction

Y-you did keep track, right anon?

>>19763173
Rude

>>19763196
well with more money you can invest in TQQQ and VXX find out which way the market is going and sell one. then take profits in the other later on in the day.
No need to guess because you picked both.

>>19763214
Unironically this is likely extremely important research. Theres going to be a wave of new nigger money looking for the next one

>>19763222
Oh wait this is bait.
Good bait anon, you got me.

>>19763184
>If there's ever been a signal that we're at the top, this is it.
Said the bear for the 385th time

Line go down

>>19763214
this. How can I build a jogger portfolio? Thinking bail bond companies, ghetto REITs.....any ideas???

Japanification is coming and there's nothing we can do to stop it.

>>19763250
I wonder just how much money people lost preparing for a crash, compared to people actually losing money in a crash, buying at the top and hodling for a year.

How do you do your taxes?

>>19763222
To be honest i'm not a coffee drinker. I think a light prescription of meth, like 5 mg, is the way to go. Makes you focus real nice.

>>19763254
Nike

>>19763256
What does the second chart show?

>>19763214
One of the big pharma companies has a black CEO, CNBC has him on every week these days. Though that's probably because of COVID not this BLM stuff.

>>19763163
>it wont be perfect though
>starbux is perfect
>machines
bro i just said cold brew with shit like fucking Dunkin or Green Mountain. You can even do preground. just dump it in a container with water, cover it, and leave it there for 12 - 24 hours, then you strain and store. I want to hear from you on Thursday or Friday saying you tried this.
>tinkering
Google it if you don't believe me. Cold brew is unfuckably easy.
>tea
I find the art of tea much harder. Brewing tea is really finnicky in comparison to brewing coffee imo. The great part about brewing with room temp water is that a lot of the off flavors you might get from a crappy roast or the production line is that they aren't as pronounced. you can't really get away with maxwell, but if you accept SBUX black or cappuccino, then you should be ok with pee's, gevalia, green mountain, ...blue mountain (? they have that kicking horse one), dunkin, maybe even eight o clock. It's also nice with some older beans too. Again. 1:4 or 1:5 volume ratio between grounds and water 12 to 24 hours, depending on climate. I'm not gonna pay attention to the last two lines there.

>>19763265
I'm at break even right now. Been up 25% and down 15% at times. I'm not really a bear, but a gambler.

>>19763248
no bait

ive never loved hot coffee enough to be like wow i really need a coffee machine of my own

i thought boomers did that because they had to wage slave every day and they didnt truly enjoy it but garfed down the mud sludge to give them a meth high so they can cope with their wage slavery

>>19763275
Same thing as the one on the left, but calculated differently. The estimates vary wildly for fiscal response comparisons.

So how long am l gonna be bagholding IVR at $7?

>>19763286
cold brew sounds cool and interesting but i would rather pay star bucks to do it for me so i dont have to have a whole operation in my house with different jars and shit that i have to clean

and make sure they dont grow mold in there

i cant just relax and be like yo stacey make me a latte

>>19763298
you sound like a mentally ill retard

>>19763306
8 june? I feel you. But you might be green in 3 weeks.
I'm considering buying the top of something else tomorrow. I hope I don't become a bag holder like you.

>>19763159
What do you suggest they switch to? I'm planning on starting out with Robinhood since everyone is shilling it except for /biz/

>>19763315
>literally 2 jars
>takes about 10 minutes in total
>keeps for up to two weeks in the fridge
it's almost a set it and forget it. I'm really trying to help you enjoy life more. I'm really really trying.

>>19763256
30 year bear market? Japan has been red since 1991.

Cant make a new thread wtf! So I'll post here cause it's related to stocks.

>be me
>had sub 40k robinhood account
>take gains when I'd make maybe $1k - $2.5k
>pull off an extremely great move that I wasn't expecting so soon
>dont sell even when my math was showing limited upside
>also to add injury on top I acted erratically cause of how high my portfolio got to and lost some even when I sold some at some points later
>come out with about 90k after calming down
>make some moves and reach 110k with moderate low risk
>don't sell even though I knew Jerome had a chance of pulling his blm and diversity antics again
>back to 98k
>still has potential but shouldve used it as an opportunity to sell at 110k and literally buy back eod or tomorrow

Any tips? Get the feeling that I need to revise my strat due to how high an amount I reached affecting my process on deciding when I should sell.

>>19763315
Cheesecloth and one container. Put grounds in cheesecloth, tie it closed. Put water in container. Put cheesecloth with grounds in container with water. Put it all in the fridge overnight.

Cold brew coffee is naturally sweeter and tastes fucking delightful. Stop being a lazy moron.

>>19763286
I honestly can’t drink coffee, lots of zero sugar monster these days.

>>19763343
idk man just this part alone looks like hell to me

this is like 2 hours of preparation for me

you cant just have a cup of coffee

and then you still have to mix in your cream and your sweetener and ice

where are you guys going to learn to stop talking to the gook-posting NEET?

>>19763298
I like bitter drinks in general. IPAs, unsweetened teas, straight espresso.

I can understand not liking coffee, but I don't understand pumping it with sugar. Makes me throw up in my mouth just thinking about it.

Cold coffee is good too! I make small batches of cold brew all the time. Smoother than hot brewed coffee because the coffee doesn't extract the same way as it does at high temps. Drop a cardimom in with it for some aroma.

>>19763350
Just buy blue chips and sell covered calls

>>19762975
>WLL
no. as with any energy play. give it a week or two and then you'll have your gains. CEQP SSL HLX NBLX PVAC OIS all print money for me. i checked WLL but i stick with these I just mentioned.

>>19763346
It's pretty bad, though I'm too lazy to check if European markets are experiencing this same level of DOOM

>>19763350
Take a week off. You sound like an irrational junkie. You have luck, not skill.

>>19763364
talking about him is as just as bad

>>19763335
Start with Robinhood, it’s a good starter app for the way it’s designed. Fuck biz. It’s like going to fit. Everyone shits on me for going to Planet Fitness, LMFAO ENJOY THE ESTROGEN IN THE AIR, YOULL NEVER GET GAINS. It works for me for various reasons.

keep in mind im a neet who DOES NOT COOK

i cant cook

i gave up on that long ago

as well as all the dishes you have to do in order to cook makes it not worth it at all

so thats where my logic to where making cold brew coffee sounds like more work than its worth

even making 1 meal is like 10 different ingredients and a trip to the store and a dirty pan and a dirty fork and lots of chopping of vegetables

its just a racket

when ur depressed neet u cant do that

ur not cooking for fun it just becomes a task

>>19763386
The only European indices up since 2000 are DAX and TecDAX
Even the British markets are surprisingly... shit.

>>19763350
set a target, once the target is reached, start setting stop a stop limit and raise it gradually if the stock continues to pump. EZ

>>19763405
how retarded do you have you be to not be able to put coffee and water into a jar and stick it in the fridge
Retarded enough to be into kpop I guess

>>19763363
Anon it doesn't take that long to pour coffee through a strainer. Have you ever tried it?

Anyone picking up cruiselines this week?

>>19763405
Why do you write like this? Is English not your first language?
I mean your posts make my already low IQ slide down even further.

>>19763444
i was, but now that the second wave is imminent i think ill hold off till at least September

>>19763359
Not sure I can shill it to you, but you can make cold brew more like tea. If you really want to get back into coffee, maybe try a well reviewed local place and try a light roast. can't say that the $4 or $5 tag will be worth it, but if you really want to give it a shot, a higher quality light roast is a totally different experience than 2nd wave coffee. i can't believe gen y and z haven't killed SBUX yet.

>>19763364
>>19763363
aaaaaa....I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S SO BAD. IT HAS TO BE BAIT, BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

>>19763374
>cardimom
I'll have to try spicing next time. thanks for the idea

>>19763405
>neet
>has resources for starbux
i just don't get it.

>>19763435
that dude doesn't even trade he just spams his fucking gooks and shitposts

>>19763435
its a whole thing dude nothing is as easy as normies claim it is

i dont even have an ice maker so i would have to manage an ice tray at all times make sure i always have ice

make sure i always have cream

make sure u have the coffee

so ur already added 3 responsibilities there

then u make it and you end up not even liking it for some reason and starbucks made it better

and u have to have big plastic cups because fuck washing those things

and then u get a migraine headache after thinking coffee is a sustainable beverage

it can not work and would end up costing me more i think

>>19763435
I should have stopped responding at the first post.

>Sweetener loaded Starbucks
>muh ice
Autism

FUTURES
BLOOD
RED
BLEH!

>>19763468
no, he has consistent losses.
>SWBI sold at a 6.6% loss
>GUSH margin called twice

>>19763056
Modalist heretic

>>19762948
i've seen this girl vacuum coom like a 747 jet engine

>>19762996
i have been buying it for 2 months now. since 2 bucks. you will make money faggot just hold it. i bought some today at 8.95 then sniped in extended hours for some at 8.35. pretty happy about it to. so shut it anon. we will make money together. i promise in 1-2 weeks it will be no where near this price

>>19763471
>then u get a migraine headache
did you know that Excedrin is acetaminophen, aspirin and caffeine (tylenol, asprin, coffee/tea)? caffine makes your brain better at taking the tylenol iirc

>>19763478

boing boing boing

>>19763467
Every time I drink coffee/tea I just get a headache and feel like shit for the day. I have no problem with soda and energy drinks so that is usually the route I go when I need energy. Honestly flavored water is best for me, and I really only need energy drinks if I am burnt out.

>>19763056
>>19763049

>>19763481
kek it all makes sense now

So now that the "second wave" is officially not happening what stocks are you guys thinking about picking up?

>>19763467
I got the cardimom idea from my Indian friend in college. Just one or two cloves when you first set the jar in the fridge to extract.

It's an interesting layer on top of the coffee. I don't do it every time but it's a good way to mix it up a little.

>>19763501
nah she's pure

>>19763516
it helps to drink more water to balance the caffeine. will not explain.

>>19763512
sometimes when i go on energy drink benders im forced to just eat advils to coincide with my consumption its the most unhealthy shit ever

im drinking so much caffeine and my body is rebelling against it that im just using pain relievers to stop the headaches

its not sustainable lol

>>19763531
Ayy lmao

This isn’t happening overnight. Think of this as January. States didn’t shut down til March.

19763444
That woman is absurdly attractive.

>>19763374
personally being in a very hot climate I drink iced, but went from

>2 shots of cream, 2 shots sugar, caramel or some other faggy syrup
>1 cream, 1 sugar
>1 cream
>teaspoon of cream

my taste changed I guess

>>19763514
What the fuck even is this market. Its like the worst kind of shit I have ever seen.
2019 you had nice bulls and bears hoping for a correction but it was all chugging along and normal.
Now you have the Fed actively getting involved and just random trash movements in all directions.

What the fuck. Make it stop.

>>19763538
You think he drinks water? If how he likes his coffee is any indicator he probably only drinks sugary sodas and energy drinks. If he doesn't have diabetes yet it's coming

Should I dump 20k into $240 2022 Zoom puts??? redpill me on why this wouldn't work or I'll probably just do it tomorrow

>>19763514
Never bet against america

>>19763579
Do it and then post it on Wall Street bets

>>19763579
I can see zoom disappearing just as fast as it spring up out of nowhere. It might not exist in two years

>>19763592
go back

>>19763556
Closing schools has virtually no economic impact. Second wave confirmed nothingburger.

>>19763381
Thanks that makes me feel a bit better

>>19762948
Why must I worry about finances. I dont even want to be rich. I just want to live a comfy life and listen to anime openings

FUCK it just won't go down

>>19763621
Fuck it just won't go UP

the fuck is wrong with this country

>>19763049
based anon

>>19763636
> reading cnn.com
it starts there

>>19763602
I guess an anon on the internet knows more then China

>>19763597
99% sure it's china sponsored

>>19763379

I am a bear but I admit the bulls have won due to rigging the system. What occurred Monday was criminal and the idea of the public buying out the exorbitant debt of private companies is abhorrent. This debt was accrued solely to finance share buybacks and make the green line go up. If you really want the money you should just issue more shares. But no, the public is going to retrospectively bankroll the director's performance bonuses and the shareholders speculation.

We are experiencing modern day feudalism. Anyone without assets, by interacting with the USD or any currency pegged to it, is handing over their labour directly to asset holders. You cannot escape if you contribute to society. The rich will get richer and the unlanded will pay for it. And the worst part is, get away with it all, just by saying the bailout is because of the coronavirus, even though this crisis has been coming ever since interest rates became too low and companies got greedy.

>>19763636
vidya has been prescribed for physical therapy before so its nothing new, why get mad if it works?

did i btfo the coffee boomers

making your own coffee is like cooking your own meals and pretending like youre better than top chefs who do it for a living as cope so you can save 2$ at the grocery store

>Giving a shit about may or may not be going on with the world economy
Who cares? Just ride the wave and make free money

How come bulls needs handouts and government money to start talking shit

>>19763652
>the idea of the public buying out the exorbitant debt of private companies

Can you explain this to me for a moment? My understanding was that corporate bonds represented loans, similar to the way US bonds represent loans. I interpreted this as companies effectively taking out "loans" from the government, which they will be obligated to pay back to the bond bearer in the future.

Even if this is a totally stupid misapprehension of what corporate bonds are, I'd just like to gain a clearer understanding.

>>19763671
you know you've eaten the chef's cum right?

>>19763636
A government sponsored test for mind manipulation if I've ever saw one.

>>19763671
>Starbucks = Top chefs you guys

>>19763671
no we just stopped replying to your retarded bait

>>19763017
I've been watching it and wondering. I think it should. Dry hassling. Rates way up. It'll prolly be a but and hold thing now. Might get lots of calls.

>>19763516
>I just get a headache and feel like shit for the day.
hmmm.. it might be related to your diet. I find that coffee is best with citrus for myself. I think caffeine has some interactions with vitamin C, which really fucks around with everything else

>>19763532
based. I'll snap up some spices next time i go out. I'm using a bag of kinda smoky dunkin for cold right now. I've been getting more tobacco like notes lately and it's been starting to bother me. I'll play around, maybe give it a shot with zest or go further with it and use toasted barley.

>>19763671
no. I can make about 12-24 servings of coffee for the cost of your 2 SBUXes.

>>19763671
>making my own coffee is worse than paying $6 to some starbucks roastie like pic in OP to make me some 56g sugar trash

>>19763679
problem?

>>19763642
Spamming sensationalist headlines won't get you very far anon.

>>19763714
It will get us to negative futures

>>19763648
It doesn't feel like real company. Like it's literally just a video call app. The "company" is just some empty shell.

>>19763714
My loss then m8. Go ahead and buy airline, cruise ship stocks.

>>19763698
>>19763699

most boomers use k cups though which is like 1$ a cup

and a venti starbucks is like 3 cups so you automatically get what you payed for there

its realisitically like 3.25$ or soemthing for my iced coffee

and then if you do it like you guys say then you got an operation and really black hot coffee is just mad boring and bland and not worth making to begin with

>>19763725
I'm already up $30k on them. Thanks for your concern.

>>19763684
They can’t pay. They’re broke. The Fed knows this and so so they.

>>19762978
>Urban one
Is that a term for nigger? Good job getting some of your tax money back anon.

>>19763698
Anon youre making me want a coffee general

>>19763666
Physical therapy makes sense, it's just an extension of the physical exercises already done in physical therapy. But a treatment for mental conditions that have never actually been successfully treated, FDA-approved off of bribes rather than actual results? Come on now. Don't you think it's suspicious that the game is prescription-only either? If it really worked it'd be freeware or even opensource.

>>19763724
How did Microsoft fumble the ball so fucking hard when it came to video conferences. I even had a few professors who said they were going to use Skype, only to end up switching to zoom.

Ahem. I've never had coffee. If I need caffeine then I just take caffeine pills. Starbucks to zero kek

>>19763735

Why use the phrase "buying corporate debt"? That's not exactly what bonds represent, are they? It may be robbing Peter to pay Paul, but debt buying is more about taking a load off of a creditor whose debtor isn't likely to pay by means of the creditor's influence alone.

>>19763772
>That's not exactly what bonds represent, are they?
Not sure if sarcasm.jpg

>>19763746
Dafuq is urban one dawg?
>asking for a black friend

>>19763730
Why can't you just go stay in your containment thread on /mu/ with all of the other retards?

>>19763388
I shortened the story. Literally risking a portion of my portfolio when i find the, unironically, hidden gems. Small risk, huge gains.

>>19763424
Of course I keep forgetting about that. Wouldve saved me 10s of thousands in unrealized profits and then I just got lazy and didnt set it. Had I done it Id be up about an extra 80k on a small risk, high return invesment

>>19763758
Yep, again i feel there's some kind of outside influence propping that shit company up. growth doesn't seem organic at all.

fortunately my company uses Teams for our meetings, even though it kinda sucks I'd much rather use it over zoom.

Does anyone buy the close sell the open daily with leveraged ETFs?

>>19763785
oh fuck no i escaped that place

for the last several years its been horny 14 year olds talking about sex and you cant even have a discussion

and a roastie mod who will ban you for just about anytihng off topic whatsoever

like were talking about coffee NOPE BANNED roastie mod said so

>>19763758
I have no clue. Skype was trash a decade ago and is still trash now. If they want to keep it for businesses I can get that, but at least make new consumer grade one. After how FaceTime took off years ago it's such an easy market to get into.

>>19763684
Deflation is occurring, so the FED can print more money without consequences in the near term, as USD flows out to the rest of the world. In a few years the USD will tank in value like it did after the GFC, but this isn't a real problem for now.

Money printing is equitable. Everybody 'loses' the same share of value as the wealth they have. The problem is where you spend the BRRRR, as anyone who doesn't get it will lose out.

Directors need to make their share prices rise, and investors demand they do so or the directors won't get their enormous pay packages. So the directors take out a loan, buy back company shares, and the share price rises. This makes everyone happy. The problem is, the share price stops rising once the buybacks stop. But the line has to go up. So companies take on more loans and buy back more shares.

These loans are junk. They will never be paid back. The companies who have taken them are "zombies" - existing only on paper and unable to service the huge debts. They only exist as they can borrow emergency coronavirus money from the government. When that money stops, these companies will disappear and drag everything down with them.

The FED does not want that to happen. These loans are integral to the financial system, being held by banks and investors themselves in the form of CDOs. But they know this is the wobbly side of the financial system, so they have to prop it up.

Jerome is doing this by buying the shitty company debt which will never be repaid. He is doing so with printed money. This means that every single man, woman and child is losing money to pay for loans which were used to make the green line go up. That money never went to expanding companies, taking on new workers, or investing in making more money. It went directly to directors and shareholders. That is why on Monday the line went straight up - the ENTIRE American economy is paying trillions of dollars to make the green line go up.

>>19763779

I'm not challenging the position, I'm just trying to understand why they're the same thing. If somebody is in debt and they come to me for a loan, I'm not "buying their debt" by giving them that loan. I may be indebting them to me with an additional loan, which might or might not help them address their current debt situation (obviously these companies aren't interested in being fiscally prudent, but that's beside the point). A bond is just a loan, yes? Even if there's a wink-wink, nudge-nudge acknowledgment that the company might not be able to pay the loan off, aren't bonds just loans?

>>19763505
Gimme some info am really tired after 3 and a half days spent researching before I found my new stock targets.

>>19763581
Unless you’re China and you have a very potent engineered virus.

What're the next mooners?

Gnu is over

Ship is being shilled
Xog just filed chapter 11

>>19763556
>bracing
But is there an actual increase or are they just doing it prematurely rather than waiting until March like most countries did last time.

>>19763761
I drink it for the taste not the caffeine.

>>19763754
Looking around their website they did do actual clinical trials for the product, so its not based on nothing. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/landig/article/PIIS2589-7500(20)30017-0/fulltext
It's not open source probably for the same reason lots of drugs aren't open source, they want to make money out of it, rather than just actually trying to help kids. Looking at the company site itself it feels like an overvalued silicon valley startup lol https://www.akiliinteractive.com/

This is a glitch or something... R-right, guys?

>>19763017
Why is SHIP a good one?

>>19763746
>>19763782
African American radio or some shit. It soared all day.

>>19763808
>Jerome is doing this by buying the shitty company debt

See, I was with you up to this point. Giving a loan is not "buying debt", it's just increasing the loan recipient's debt. I'm not arguing that these measures are in any way sustainable, but I'm confused over the claim that the fed is "buying debt". I take that to specifically refer to a collection agency buying debt from creditors, at a discount, to relieve them of the effort of trying to collect from an unscrupulous debtor.

>>19763825
Tastes like shit, tho.

>>19763825
coffee doesnt taste good unless you put cream and sweetener to mask the mud taste

coffee is boomer drink to get through the work shift

its not really made for taste

thats just brutally dishonest

why was oil +5% yesterday and now it's -2%... fucking piece of shit

>>19763849
I recommend you get a breville barista express.

Lattes > brewed coffee

Espresso is how coffee is meant to be enjoyed. You're mixing the concentration of coffee from a regular brewed cup with mostly milk to make a very savory drink

>>19763822
From my perspective, you wouldn’t shut down a city like this just because a handful of cases pop up. We all know chinese coronavirus numbers are heavily skewed.

People in USA have simply grown tired of the virus, and neglect face masks, social distancing, and itch to hang out at bars right now. This has absolutely nothing to do with ITS JUST THE FLU. I think if cases and hospitalization increases again (which it is slowly in some states), governments will be very reluctant but forced to make quarantine 2. No schools, no indoor stuff, no offices.

>>19763825
people who drink coffee have bad breath and i hate every coffee drinking boomer that leans in close to talk to me

>>19763836
Holy shit lol. What do they make

>>19763835
Read the paper, the results basically say "it does nothing that's proof that it works!". Bribed shite.

>>19763856
Oil inventories increased again despite production cuts and the idea that somehow demand for oil would increase and we wouldn't be oversupplied.

>>19763056
Whats the God symbol? I wanna put a call for Dec 25

>>19763856
Sorry that was me, I filled up my tank yesterday and didn’t go today.

>>19763846
Speaking of which, there’s something sketchy going on with Jerome Powell and BlackRock. I read sth but it was vague.

>>19763306
I’m at 7.60

>>19763868
they don't make anything it's a $2 stock that got FOMO'd

>>19763862
did u really just recommend me a 550$ machine looool

i can order that shit from mcdonalds for 2$

its not that great but it does the job when ur just stressin for a coffee or somethin

>>19763060
Put it in the acc and don't spend it, wait like a week or two to have 2-3 days of straight red, buy at the bottom, while you wait research good stocks. If I were you I'd dump it all on PLUG

>>19763845
Wow, a lot of white guys and Jews got rich lel
Sadly, I wasn't one of them.

>>19763867
I'm 23.

Peppermint gum helps

>>19763891
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>19763877
ICXC

>>19763846
>I'm confused over the claim that the fed is "buying debt". I take that to specifically refer to a collection agency buying debt from creditors, at a discount, to relieve them of the effort of trying to collect from an unscrupulous debtor.
This is exactly what is occurring.

uh oh, stinky

>>19763903
meh I got mine second hand for like $280-300 or so and it was practically brand new, as in it included all the accessories still in the factory wrapping. 2 years in and it's still amazing.

A homemade latte is great, particularly when iced and with whole milk. The machine has a grinder built in with adjustable grind settings so you are basically making it as fresh as can be.

>>19763926
futures don't mean shit

>>19763877
FTHSX
>father
>son
>Holy Spirit
>cross

>>19763891
>>19763868

I just realized you weren't talking about UONE my bad

>>19763876
literally everyone but you is driving to work every day already in your 3 story mansion in california

>>19763939
sounds nice but people go to starbucks because they already have that machine

>>19763926
>futures

This is 2020 bud, futures won’t even be a thing anymore at the end of year.

>>19763846
This article explains the problem quite well. There will be an enormous crash and mass poverty. The question is whether it will be in nominal terms (line goes down and the stock market reflects the economy) or real terms (line goes up, but money will become more and more worthless until it matches the stock value).
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/coronavirus-banks-collapse/612247/

>>19763945
I thought I had a brain stroke after reading your post. I kept looking back and forth at the comments.

>>19763891
Fucking stupid idiot.. I’ve been trading for 4 months and I know to exercise better discretion than this.

>>19763949
I'm a wage slave at Starbucks.

1) Our beans are burned, not roasted. We add so much sugar to our drinks now but we still need a "coffee" flavor that overpowers through the slog.

2) Most every barista has no idea how to properly foam milk and just hands you cupped bubble baths.

>tfw should have gone all in on Starbucks puts because we were informed about approaching layoffs and store closings before they went public.

What are the chances that we open with negative futures tomorrow, only to have them reverse again? 1-10.
I'm betting a 7

>>19763924

But it's not. If I'm indebted to several credit agencies and I go to another one to take out a loan, they're not buying my debt. They're just giving me another loan, and taking ownership of that debt. The fed is issuing new money to these companies which they are ostensibly obligated to pay back (whether they will or not). If the fed went around to various credit agencies and investment firms and bought companies' debt from them, that would be buying debt.

>>19763964

Look, I understand why this is unsound fiscal policy and why it risks a broad economic collapse. I'm just not sure why people are speaking of "buying debt" as a stand-in for "issuing loans which probably won't be paid off". These are unrelated concepts.

>>19763964
>The Atlantic
Lol

>>19763926
It's normal to have small pullbacks

Are we gonna get more trumpbux ?

>>19763864
Doubt it. But also, fuck oldfags. If they get COVID then it was their time to go. Good riddance.

>>19763926
you do realize they turn on the pump at 1am EVERY night right???

>>19763964
I hope you aren’t seriously reading that website. Did you vote for Yang ? Holy shit.

>>19763974
but the great thing about starbucks is you can literally tell them whatever it is exactly that you want and it doesnt have to have any sugar you can customize it because its literally a beverage shop which specializes in this and no other place will do the weird crazy off menu creations for you

thats why i would still have a utility for starbucks even if they started to close down stores

sure you can be some dumb roastie who orders the super extra sugar trash but that doesnt mean starbucks is bad

>>19764002
Buying debt. Tiffany owes Suzy X amount of money. I pay off Suzy and Tiffany pays me what she owed Suzy.

Issuing new loan. I lend Tiffany X amount of money to pay off Suzy. Now she owes me money.

What’s the fucking difference? Either way Jerome Powell is going to jail.

>>19763977
10

Incase you brainlets haven't realized yet:

Oil production cuts are not the same as export cuts. Export cuts have not dropped as much as production cuts.

Oil production cuts are self administered. Nigeria and others are going to keep pumping crude and no one is going "stop them", especially not some self policed production cut.

Oil inventories have not recovered. There is a "hope of recovery" narrative being peddled by every single media outlet right now, and retail has gone balls deep into oil for that reason, but the physical situation has not gotten any better.

US shale is collapsing and since it's literally national security that we can produce our own oil, expect bailouts soon.

Oil was fucked two months ago and is still fucked now.

>>19763977

It’ll be a red day the shitty news about airplanes and cruises probably means shitty news for businesses too.

>>19763979
>If the fed went around to various credit agencies and investment firms and bought companies' debt from them, that would be buying debt.
Companies became too indebted after years of taking loans to finance buybacks, without an uptick in profits. This meant that they had to find a new way to get money. They repacked the shit debt into the form of CLOs. This should start ringing alarm bells. Banks sold these CLOs to investors, taking the debt off their books, so they could issue more loans to the companies, who could buy back debt with it.
The FED is buying this useless, junk debt from the people who bought these CLOs. It is very much the FED relieving third parties from the unscrupulous debtors (zombie companies), there are just extra steps involved. This is not refinancing, it is just handing over the money knowing you will never see it again. But it's fine, because the public is going to pay for it anyway. This is far, far worse than 2008 and the CLOs are an order of magnitude greater than the CDOs which caused the last crash.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/07/coronavirus-banks-collapse/612247/
Read this article and then look at Jerome's announcement Monday.

>>19763836
after hours volume is 8.5K so I assume its a glitch

>>19764046
Literally any town will have a local coffee shop or small chain is going to have artfag baristas who think they're sommolier of the bean world and will do your fancy shit but with pride.

>>19764046
you can still get some barely functioning retard that burns the coffee or adds to much milk and fucks it all up.

>>19764063
So I should buy now?

>>19763971
>women
>thought out action

>>19763730
>1$ a cup
yeah, for near first wave quality. I think in packs you can get down to like 80 cents or so. If you get a 12oz bag of shit for about $8, then you can get yourself to between 30 to 80 cents a 12-16 oz cup. You're also inconsistent because you're talking about black coffee from starbucks (which really isn't the worst) but you prefer their sweet sugary dessert shit (actually good and the only reason SBUX should exist).

>>19763749
When /smg/ is comfy we sometimes talk coffee, especially before pre-market, coffee posters are more likely to come out.

>>19763798
>escaped /mu/
>comes to shit in one of the (formerly) better generals
holy shit dude.
>>>/out/
>were talking about coffee NOPE BANNED roastie mod said so
I mean, we're practically discussing how to not pay the SBUX jews and that they really can't survive on selling coffee alone. Also markets have a history with coffee and cafe's
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000c4x1

>>19763809
Loans/credit doesn't exist without debt. Yin and yang. One person is the creditor one is the debtor. debt as it's used for individuals isn't really the same animal at all. Go learn some accounting 101 and finance 101.

>>19763849
>>19763848
You haven't tried the good stuff. at least $18+ per 12oz bag.

>>19763903
you could have also not lost it on GUSH.

>>19763974
>2) Most every barista has no idea how to properly foam milk
not just this, they don't manage the machines well enough! I got some seriously crappy flavors that just screamed the machine hadn't been wiped down in a while when i ordered a doppio last time.

>>19763979
>>19764067

The fed is taking your money, devaluing your savings and future income, to pay continual failing, irrelevant, and useless multinational zombie corporatiosn so they can pay their millions in bonuses and stock incentives. The fed steals your wealth and opportunity to bail out billionaires who took on excessive risk and now don't want to pay the consequences.

>>19763004
For ready coffee if I buy anything from Starbucks it's cold brew, but I actually really like getting beans from there, even though they're still overpriced. at least they grind them which is cool 'cause I don't have a grinder at home. I may have a bad taste but I tried 3 different beans from there and I liked all of them.

>>19764077
>>19763836
I checked premarket on CNNMoney (not a boomer, just saw it in a diff screenshot around 7PM) and it says its down 28%... is this fucking real?

>>19764050
>What’s the fucking difference?

In the first example you gave Suzy money so she wouldn't have to worry about Tiffany's debt obligation, which you then took on yourself. In the second example you just gave Tiffany more money and increased her debts further, without relieving Suzy of anything. Whether she pays off Suzy is completely up to her. The result is completely different in both examples.

>>19764067

I'll read up on CLOs and skim through the article carefully.

>>19764089
Buy the next time the bubble pops. You'll be able to tell when it happens because the whole market will be red. The world likes stable prices but the current price level isn't sustainable without real demand.

I'm not touching crude anytime soon.

>>19764128
Unfortunately I agree with this

>>19764129
for all of the name garbage, i think Starbucks isn't bad, but I like Gevalia enough to be able to get away with not paying the premium. Personally really don't like peetes, and I'll be fine taking a either a bag of starbucks or dunkin for my shit beans depending on my mood and the month's budget.

>>19764128

I didn't ask "what's wrong with what the fed is doing here", I specifically asked why the fed's actions constituted "buying debt". Whether you call it that or not has no bearing on the destructive consequences. I just wanted to understand the reasoning behind the usage of the expression.

>>19764110
>Before premarket
Like 7am? I'll try to check in occasionally

>>19764128
I hate this, it's like 2008 didn't exist as an example

>>19764166
yeah, 7-9 is when i've seen them. I've been paying attention a bit less, however. Not sure if they're still around.

>>19763820
PHUN

>>19764129
Ground coffee should be used within 15 minutes, anon.

Please get a grinder, preferably a bur grinder if you have the cash on hand

>>19763909
I did my best to share here when it was at $13ish

guys is this a fucking glitch?? what the fuck...

https://www.cnn.com/business/markets/premarkets

my boomer mom would always have those green mountain k cups and she used great value vanilla creamer

and it was so fucking disgusting

and it really was just a ritual every day before work
to pretend like they have energy when really theyre tired boomers

>>19764128
yeah I kind of agree.

Buffet was talking about how he thinks the wealth gap is increasing and I didn't get why. Now I see that the FED goes nuclear when it comes to saving genuinely bad corporations that NEED to go bankrupt but we don't get the same treatment.

>>19764110
Wear a fucking trip for fuck's sake.

>>19764163

Well "buying debt" essentially just means loaning money. You pay up front for payments in the future. Doesn't matter if its new or old debt.

>>19764194
BIG RED DILDOS TOMORROW

>>19764178

stimulus is the new bailout. as long as no one says 'bailout' anywhere in the headlines, not enough of the general populous will get clued in.

>>19764067
Lmfao Jesus fuck what have we done

>>19764213
It says premarket volume is 8,500, but the daily volume of today was 826,000. Im a brainlet, but I dont think that adds up...

>>19763256
>Japanification
You should really research the post-WW2 economic history of Japan before you make these comparisons.

>>19763184
>SnK
titan? that was 2020?
Was Dorohedoro 2020?
That's the best I've seen, but Ishuzoku Reviewers was so fun that it's really close.

>>19763033
>Why is there so much hate for robinhood traders?
>I thought millenials and early Gen Z we're considered the most financially responsible generation?
Almost all of mainnstream media is geared entirely towards boomers. Boomers HATE millenials, because that's their children's generation, and their children remind them of their failures or something.

>>19762998
who the fuck is Bianco?

He goes bull right as Mike Wilson tells me that dip was likely the beginning of a steeper correction, and his target for the correction is S&P 2800?
Nah, Mike's gotten it almost perfectly so far. I'm going to take profits on some shit tomorrow morning.

>>19764194
BELOW 3000 TOMORROW

Buy SHIP

>>19764194

that's really not good....

>>19764163
Bonds are a debt instrument. Fed bought it. Fed is buying debt. It doesn’t matter that it’s newly created debt. It’s a debt instrument, therefore it is debt.

damn it sounds like hell just thinking about it

imagine some old boomer named judy saying MARVIN YOUW COWFEE IS ON THE TABLE

in a new york accent

god damn kill coffee just eliminate it

>>19764213
n-no

>>19762948
Anyone loading up puts in the morning if we open green and cashing out as soon as jpow opens his mouth
I am buying some cheap spy puts and selling them tomorrow and then switching to calls on the bounce back

>>19764139
Forget loans. The shitty loans are not the problem, it is buying them with BRRRR that is the problem.

Average Joe saved up $100,000 for his 2 kids graduation funds. He spent his whole live scrimping and saving so they can have a better life than he did.
Richard Fuck is the director of a company. He indebted the company to enormous, unpayable levels. It is a billion dollars in debt, but the stock price has doubled from share buybacks so he is able to get his millions in bonuses and shareholders are happy.

Pretend the american economy is worth 10 trillion. There are hundreds of thousands of Richard Fucks, each with debts of another 10 trillion.

Scenario 1: the FED issues a billion in loans to Richard Fuck's company. It does this a million times. It buys this junk debt which will never be paid back. Huge amount of debt will be heaped on society, but the companies which do survive will eventually help pay some of it. This is what occurred in 2008.

Scenario 2: the FED prints 10 trillion dollars and buys all the bad loans. The companies are suddenly in the clear, Richard Fuck has got his bonuses, and the shareholders were exposed to absolutely 0 risk whatsoever. They have made huge profits and done extremely well for themselves. The problem now is, money is now worth half of what it was. Average Joe's college savings are now only worth $50,000. This is what is occurring now, on a countrywide and global scale.

Every single person in American (and the world, as the USD is the reserve currency) is currently handing over a large portion of their money, obligation free, to investors and asset holders who made terrible greedy investments. It is literally feudalism. The asset-rich will get to keep their huge profits, and the middle and lower classes will suddenly find they are working for half the money they used to be in real terms, and their savings are worthless.

It is, literally, the greatest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in human history.

>>19764213
>>19764240
>>19764237
>>19764249
It shows that drop on cnn, as well as marketwatch.... it might be fucking real bros....

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/blk

>>19764194
https://www.investing.com/equities/blackrock,-inc.-c
Maybe it's bad data

>>19764208

I consider that a bit of a linguistic sleight of hand, to be perfectly frank. Kind of like when people talk about the fed "socializing" these industries by injecting money into the market through QE. It might be a snappy quip, but it isn't technically accurate.

>>19764067 did a better job explaining the situation. CLOs clearly represent passing the buck, which is effectively what buying debt really is (and which giving a loan in the plainest sense is not).

>>19763864
Round 2 would likely require martial law. If we get a repeat of March in stocks I'm ready to go in hard.

>>19764230
BIG
RED
DILDOS

>>19764264
do you think so? volume AH is 8,500

>>19764261
The volume is 4, I suspect it's a glitch with the fed rolling out purchases of individual corporate bonds.

>>19763071
>too much
>coffee
found the faggot

Wait. Speaking of corporate debt, why would buying corporate debt on the secondary market even help the companies? That's what the etf's basically are, right? The secondary market?

>>19762948
I wonder if this girl likes sucking dick?
Do you think she'd be any good at it?
Something about her...

>>19762958
New Games with Aoba!
I want to make a New Game + with Aoba's butthole!

>>19764285
Last update was at 6:04 EDT
I feel like this isn't real and is just a mistake. I can't find any news on it.

>>19763845
I know what it is, the name is just funny.

>>19764203

Yeah, the fed has created an environment where those with enough money, have no ability to fail. There is no reason not to take excessive risk because when every company does it in aggregate the fed will just bail them out. There is no reason for a rich person to leverage his company up to the maximum risk, so that he can meet his own stock incentives or bonuses, if anything goes wrong, the fed is there to bail him out.

But there is not bailout for the average person. Lots of people during during the first day of the lockdown, fuck you you're laid off / furloughed. No fed to save them. Then the government creates PPP to keep people on payrolls, but companies laid people off anyway, then companies have the absolute gull to bitch about how they can't pay the loans back to the government updates PPP to allow more people to be laid off.

All the while the fed is inflating people's savings to bailout companies that lay people off in mass.

>>19764266

The fed is "socializing risk," because the risks all these companies take are shouldered on the backs of the average person. The people at the top running the companies benefit the most from taking extreme risk, and when shit hits the fan the fed bails them out at the cost of the public dime by inflating the money supply. Everyone in the country is forced to pay for the failures of people running these failing companies, while they pay themselves massive salaries and bonuses funded by the public.

>>19764302
if you do 6 coffees one day and then 6 coffees the next day

on the 3rd day youll probably have the worst headache of your entire life

>>19764305
Same with this one
https://www.investing.com/equities/mcgraw-hill

>>19764305
News is controlled by the same fuckers who are rigging the market. They won’t broadcast bad news.

>>19764304
Send fucking more

>>19764325
stop poasting this whore or i'm gonna coom and make bad trades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2m3aDCmjwo

>>19764205
I think my posts tend to be somewhat identifiable by the use of language.

>>19764304
implied to free up corps for more debt. it's assumed that they don't need to pay back the debts and can keep issuing more. if you listened to Powell today he mentioned "fallen angels" which would be corps that get downgraded because they've obtained too much debt. I'm not sure if the ratings agencies are ready to start doing anything about this issue of creditworthiness yet. I don't think they will desu.

>>19764067
Ok so assuming there is a global financial collapse part 2, what companie/indexes do I short?

What is the time frame of the crash?

>>19763606
Me too. Just enough to retire modestly. Pretty much how i live now. Just enough money that i dont need to work but i gotta make a lot so it lasts decades.

>>19764194
Straight from the horse's mouth (nasdaq):
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/blk/after-hours
It's real.

>>19764305
>>19764286

Can you explain how fed rolling out cbond purchases would cause this?

Also, are there any other mistakes that could cause this?

>t. brainlet

>>19764339
im gonna go to sleep pretty soon and wake up just in time for the trading day

feels good man

probably take a great big red dildo right up my ass in the morning tho

>>19764254

I said several times that I understand why this is unsustainable fiscal policy. I understand how this produces a cycle of consolidated phantom wealth creation and an exacerbation of outstanding debts which will eventually come to a terrible head. I just wanted to understand how giving out additional loans to debtors constituted "buying debt". Buying corporate bonds is not buying debt, it's increasing debt. Buying debt leaves the net amount of debt even.

>>19764324
>The fed is "socializing risk," because the risks all these companies take are shouldered on the backs of the average person

That's not what people mean when they say the fed is socializing industry. They're snarkily suggesting that capital injections constitute nationalization of the means of production, which is retarded. Fuck, about to hit reply limit anyway.

>>19764342
It's so that I can put you in the filter and never have to see your horrendous posts ever again. But actually it was meant for >>19764325

>>19764355
I want to rub my hands all over her face and then smooch her lips like a vacuum

>>19764349
wew lad. tvix time.

>>19763256
Mutts aren't savers, nipponification can't happen without a nation of savers

>>19764225
it's amazing how the Republican ideology shifted so much when it comes to the markets

>>19764349
how does something like that happen? im so confused...

>>19763977
you must go beyond the line and feel the pulse of the market

>>19764349
>https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/blk/after-hours

i'm a bear and even i'm not sure i want it to be real... good thing i held all those puts from monday and this morning.

stop your gook posting you fucking homo.

>>19764362
I hope he does. Thanks for not calling me worse than trash, anon

>>19764355
at least poast new shit cunt, you poast the same fucking stale photos day in day out i'm going fucking insane

>>19764391
Lol this. Fuck this weeboo and his coffee talk faggot

i was excited to talk about coffee with you guys but it seems like this blackrock thing means tomorrow is gonna be the big rug pull so we should talk about that instead.

>>19764378
We need someone with L2's to verify, but from the trade history it looks like someone purchased ALL the orders at 500.4, ALL the orders at 500.0, and 2 more orders after that. It looks like the orders at 500-500.4 were basically a fake wall, too, since there was literally nothing after that all the way to 490 and then 330.

>>19764332
If this is real, they've neglected to update it or report on it for hours. I'm not ready for that kind of mendacity right now.
>>19764349
It says volume of one share. Is this wrong? or did some one just sell their one share at a discounted price?
Here's the other one
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/spgi/after-hours

>>19764063
>Nigeria and others are going to keep pumping crude and no one is going "stop them"

what is going to stop them is that their breakeven price is higher and they don't have reserves to get trough this crisis
so they are fucked not the big guys

>>19764402
tfw 85% cash and the 15% is SHIP

>>19764349
What the fuck does that even mean though, immediately sell all calls and switch to puts?

>anon starts talking about his secret coffee recipes
>futures fucking plummet

If I find out where you live I’m gonna fucking send your info to BLM

>>19764402
>>19764414
i agree, im surprised few people are talking about it. maybe im a brainlet and most people here realize its a glitch... i hope it is

>>19764411
See >>19764403
extend the history and you'll see the trade volume was big enough that it probably systematically deleted all the positions and only stopped at that moment because of the large observed loss of value from that point on.

>>19764402
what blackrock thing?

>>19764421
Lol. What is this sorcery?

>>19764419
It means stock prices may have been artificially inflated by up to around 30% but the volume is no longer cooperating in keeping up the farce by putting up endless amounts of inflated-value orders.

FUCK IM SCARED NOW GUYS

>>19764425
ill wait for a big brain person to figure out if it's a glitch or not.
if not, it will be like the circuit breaker days. i remember them really vividly, it was fun posting with you guys on here when that was happening.

>>19764433
scroll up loser

I’ve gone mobile somebody bake

New thread
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>>19764402

It’s going to be a shit show I’ve got a bad feeling and I’m a permabull who is always talking shit to pussy faggot doomers. Hope y’all like cheapies and got cash

>>19764412
I actually think that the oil price might be purposely kept down by the saudis to kill off the others and then invest in them just before the oil price moons

>>19764493
nah, it's down because saudis have a way lower break-even barrel price, and they're trying to kill us oil because us managed to become energy-independent of them recently.

>>19764421
You talking about my cardamom? Don't knock it till you try it

>>19764403
Isn't this bullish? Someone buying a bunch of shares, I mean.

>>19764194
It's the stock of the actual corporation not the S&P index.

>>19764571
I was talking about blackrock

>>19764446 (Cross-thread)

>>19764043
genuine question: what's wrong with the article he linked? and what's wrong with The Atlantic?

>>19764546
No, people will continue trading at the newly established price (30% down). People who wake up with 30% losses will trade by selling. Could cascade down.

>>19764324
>Yeah, the fed has created an environment where those with enough money, have no ability to fail. There is no reason not to take excessive risk because when every company does it in aggregate the fed will just bail them out. There is no reason for a rich person to leverage his company up to the maximum risk, so that he can meet his own stock incentives or bonuses, if anything goes wrong, the fed is there to bail him out.
im not sure how true that is. the last crash resulted in new regulations. this crash will result in even stricter regulations, as public support is waning for the financial sector.
there are consequences, even if they aren't immediate and obvious

>>19764680
The only people hit with these regs are joe average who can't get a loan for even the tiniest home because he hasn't had a massive debt in his life while maintaining high credit, and can't prove he makes 100x the mortgage amount in salary a month. All despite the fact he would be under much less financial strain if he was actually allowed to get the mortgage instead of paying exorbitant rent pushed up by people's inability to get mortgage.
There has been 0 change for companies or the rich.

BOBO ANTHEMS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

>>19763926
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>>19764038
WE'RE LIVING IN GRUONDHOG DAY
I SEE THE SAME POASTS AND REPLIES EVERY DAY
I NEED TO LEAVE /SMG/ NOW

>>19765093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw