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>https://stonk.dev/
$STONK supports DeFi through providing lucrative balancer pools that include promising DeFi projects. $STONK will be included in all of these pools, with the intention of soaking balancing pressure to act as an indicator for DeFi. This way $STONK acts just like an ETF indicator for DeFi - all in one token

uniswap.exchange/swap?inputCurrency=0xb4058411967d5046f3510943103805be61f0600e

hotbit.io exchange?symbol=STONK_USDT

Discord: Nqd76g

Tg: stonkdev

will you buy the dip?

>> No.20046160
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>>20046142
Tony Stonks reporting in

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>>20046142
senior stonkosaurus here
i aint dumping this shit anytime soon

i dont understand what is noke cooking up with new balancer pools and reward optimisation - can someone give me tldr i dont want to read whole ama

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>>20046142
discord invite - 53FdCm

>> No.20046177

>>20046142
These new pool ROIs are kind of exciting.
Noke mentioned in the AMA that there is a team of mathematic olympiads behind the shit.

My only concern is injecting liquidity on the ATHs to capture all that liquidity without losing STONK due to inflation. Bloody genius concepts so far though.

>> No.20046191

>>20046142
Stonkosaurus btw, ALMOST a Tony Stonk!

Been swinging and pooling roughly 20% of any profit pretty reliably. There is A LOT of new investors and whales entering the market too.

>> No.20046192

>>20046142
Haven't sold a single Stonk.
Holding this through until minimum 10c.
Good to see how well they managed the situation.

>> No.20046240

not even trying to shill but biz will be fomoing so hard soon

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lets pray to vishnu that many needfuls come to our way

>> No.20046283

>>20046250
Bro, the dev is a fucking Kiwi lol.
I don't know why you faggots do this on every single coin.

>> No.20046285

motherfuckers, I wandered into the wrong smg. God damn exitscam pajeets.

>> No.20046303

It's sad, I think this dev has fully proven himself to be genuine but I don't think he understands marketing. If not for the name we'd be at an easy 5c now, this is some bigger brain shit than statera but marketed to redditors, don't think biz will look at this until it's past 5c.

>> No.20046312

>>20046171
Basically atm they are going straight MATH AUTIST level focus on developing liquidity pools for all relevant DeFi tokens. They are optimising all the channels in a way that it provides all the smart money investors with the BEST ROI available. Means everyone wants to use STONK pools and STONK captures value from all of these events.

>> No.20046340

>>20046312
What the smoothbrains don't understand, is that over time this forces all the other tokens to buy STONK to maintain the pool quotas. This in turn will force the price of STONK to balance with the DeFi components of the pool.

When you look at the tokens and see LINK, roughly $4.50 and COMP which is well into the hundreds... where do you think that will leave STONK?

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>>20046283
>implying india wont be world superpower by 2020
its like even you want to ngmi

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>>20046142
Ty for baking anon
The discord invite is Stonkdev btw
>>20046303
I heard some level of rebranding is going on

>ANNOUNCEMENTS

>$STONK logo for new contract now updated on uniswap!
https://uniswap.exchange/swap?outputCurrency=0xb4058411967d5046f3510943103805be61f0600e
10-12K of liquidity has been added to uniswap! More to come soon, as time passes. You can trade in small amounts for now though

>Provide uniswap liquidity via this link: https://uniswap.exchange/add/0xC02aaA39b223FE8D0A0e5C4F27eAD9083C756Cc2-0xb4058411967D5046f3510943103805be61f0600E

>$STONK deposits (updated contract) are now open on HOTBIT! (Cex)
Deposit here: https://www.hotbit.io/dw/deposit?symbol=STONK

>WE'RE TRADING ON HOTBIT!!!!
https://www.hotbit.io/exchange?symbol=STONK_USDT

>Old contract STONK deposits on HOTBIT have now been restored!
https://hotbit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360050281934-Announcement-on-the-completion-of-STONK-contract-replacement-

>STONK is now listed on HOTBIT's investment section!
More details here: https://hotbit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360050352914

FoT Tokens in balancer pools got drained the other day, Noke removed the FoT aspect and ofered to refund every penny lost. Since then, Balancer labs has explained they won't be working with FoT moving forward, so Noke is working on a manual burn, likely through buybacks. Marketing, Balancer Pool ROI Optimization, and getting Cex listings are the main focus now, I think CMC is now in sight with requirements being finished. It's going to be a big month for $STONK.
Tonk Stonk here, buying a comfy chair at 1$ so I can wait for 10$.

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>>20046142

>> No.20046556

>>20046538
Forgot to mention Balancer Labs offered to cover the losses after the dust settled, things are going very smoothly. I'm most bullish on the 100% whitelist for Bal rewards, that's the key to this working at max throttle. I'm fucking hype, this turboautist knows what he's doing.

>> No.20046575

>>20046555
Checked, yes that is a photo of the Dev distancing himself from the absolute shitshow that is 4chan. Would you prefer he host the threads himself and post furry porn? Maybe have AMA's with people smoking Big Doinks and eating breakfas in front of 500 people vs 10kt?

>> No.20046594

>>20046538
>FoT Tokens in balancer pools got drained the other day, Noke removed the FoT aspect and ofered to refund every penny lost. Since then, Balancer labs has explained they won't be working with FoT moving forward, so Noke is working on a manual burn, likely through buybacks.

So what you're saying is, the STA clone fell over for the exact same reasons STA did, which caused STA to become a dead shitcoin?

>> No.20046599

>>20046575
>>20046555

Yeah there was a troll issue initially, that shit has been absolutely cleaned up and is actually a lot more long-term and investor focussed.

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>>20046575
when the dev hates his community and bagholders are still suckin his semen lol. delusional, they supposdly chnage their code and whoel new coin still in death spiral into zero

>> No.20046644

>>20046594
>STONK is a close of STA
>STONK scored way higher on its code audit
>STONK is accepted onto a central exchange
>STONK actually has a use case

STONK dev and team were so responsive that they eliminated the exploit vector and improved the product for wider application in hours. STA still has its dick in it's hand.

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>>20046142

>> No.20046662

>>20046612
Is this the only meme you guys have?
I swear I have seen it on every thread. That was taken well before STONK introduced a moderation team.

>> No.20046665

>>20046644
stonk still chepaer than statera even though it copied its code, made a whole new coin, gave up fundamentals of project, got pressured by virgin bagholders, cucked himself lol. noke thinks hes original and revolutnary lol cuck

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>>20046555
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

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>>20046662
1 ether 30k stonk,
moooning fomoooo
early bros
mooooonniingg

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>>20046594
That's an interesting way of conflating two completely different responses from two completely different "teams". It was never a clone, is litecoin a clone of bitcoin? You missed the part where the stonk pool is still functioning, will have 100% returns through balancer pools, will still have the original function of a burn in place, and has an actual dev that can do these things, unlike STA, who has no Dev. Not to mention during the whole catastrophe the first thing he offered to do was refund everyone's balancer funds, while STA's tranny mod was kicking people for telling him they were going to be divorced due to the losses. Shit was a travesty.

>> No.20046690

>>20046668
>>20046651
>>20046612
Don't you faggots have your own threads?
Or should we start visiting yours again?

>> No.20046711

>>20046665
Lemme know how having no developers goes for you lmao

>> No.20046717

Going in on HORSE baby.
Got my feet wet in the market
Babies first trade

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>>20046690
visit our threads, isnt your dev noke the cuck the one who keeps going into statera amas, lol your dev wants be ing all the statera amas. proof right here. let me guess whats your rebuttal semem suucker. lets hear your excuse

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>>20046690
it's literally one guy kek, pretty sure its 6k himself also. I heard him literally crying inbetween playing mormon prayer and OTHER PEOPLES crypto podcasts as paid for "ADVICE" like two days ago when shit was looking bleak.

>> No.20046751

>>20046668

He's being sarcastic

6k is mad because he didnt get into the pump so now they have declared it a scam.

Absolute jokers.

>> No.20046760

>>20046728
yeah it's 6k lmao. what's up FAGGOT. HOWD BUYING MY BAGS FEEL. DID YOU BUY ROPE YET LIKE I SAID?

>> No.20046780

>>20046728
Didn't one of your faggots have to sell a house to stay afloat? I heard they were crying all over the discord because they took out a loan cause Mrs 6K said to.

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>>20046760
>>20046760
noke telling all his bag holders were gonna make it

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>>20046780

your dev doenst evven like you lol hahah simp

>> No.20046818

>>20046804
Hahahah 6K confirmed.
Word to the wise, 6K dumps on all of his loyal followers.

>> No.20046855

>>20046804
lmao dude are you kidding me right now? It's incredibly obvious that its you based on your speech patterns alone, not to mention the fact that you took screen shots of your own posts, you understand that, right?

>> No.20046859

>>20046818
lol well looks i rattled yoru cages goodbye. hope you guys have fun looks like you guys just keep going lower and lower in price, even though noke the simp fixed everything, i wonder why is that??? hmmmmm

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>>20046818
6k is that retarded he doesn't even know what slippage means.
He calls every project a scam if he cant get in early and dump on his "team".
When they were having the ama with "STATARA" he was chewing like a mongoloid and using what we could call a white boy trying to be a homie nigger.
Next day he was crying when Statera collapsed on his VC. I mean...just stay away from that pest.

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>>20046859
hahahaha you didn't rattle anyones cages you basedboy fucking lol

>> No.20046918

>>20046880
I turned off that AMA recording as soon as he called Abu fucking FRENCH hahahahahahaahahha chewing like fucking cattle bro lmfao

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>>20046676

>> No.20046960

>>20046142
So anyway. Will be cool to see how these new pools turn out.

Also keen to see how the potential Kyber listing goes and the CoinMarketCap appearance now that the tokenomics are all squared away.

>> No.20046981

>>20046951
Meanwhile noke reimburses everyone.
Stark contrast... very stark.

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>>20046981
i have it all screencapped

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>>20046992

>> No.20047025

>>20046992
wow... imagine thinking STONK is the filthy scam token when you have people like that running shit into the ground.

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>>20047021
ergo

>> No.20047049

>>20046859
LOL "GOODBYE" 6K THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS, AGAIN

>> No.20047056

>>20046918
I know right, imagine hosting an interview and asking the interviewee "Homie is you french?"

>> No.20047087

>>20047056
fuuuck then he started asking if he spoke fench in french kek
goddamn that stream is up there in some of the best content I've ever seen, ala rogan/jones podcasts, watching the christchurch shooting, trump/clinton debates.

>> No.20047116

>>20047087
This unironically, I don't think it was intended to be fucking hilarious. But asking a fucking dude named ABU "parle tu francais?" in his shit wannabe whiteboy gangsta accent. Hahahahahaha

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Holy shit I didn't even see this until just now

>> No.20047245

>>20047190
Yeah it's an actual product with actual use cases haha. Take a bit of time to square away the new pool sets and attractive ROI. The shit will advertise itself.

>> No.20047266

>>20046142
What is the purpose of this coin at this point? The value of Stonks was derived from the combination of the balance pool with the deflationary nature of the token. The balance pool is the engine, and the deflation was the transmission. Now the engine fires up, but there is nothing to make the vehicle go.

>> No.20047391

>>20047266
noke has stated that only the Fee On Transaction of FOT was removed. The burn function still remains. The only thing that was removed was the non-standard FOT which was an exploitable attack vector (The vector that lost STA $500,000+ in liquidity). FOT was just an extra little bonus on top of STONKS planned role as a Balancer Traded Fund.
The primary role was and appears to still be, to capture value by being a major component in all the best DeFi pools with the best ROI to encourage liquidity providers.
The removal of the FOT even allows for more listings and greater compatibility with mainstream exchanges to boot.

STONK is designed to become a new type of traded fund like an ETF but a BTF or Balancer Traded Fund as the dev likes to describe it. STONK will act as an indicator for DeFi across a multitude of optomised pools for different routes.

>> No.20047398

>>20047266
this is 100% corret but stonkers arent going to say say your right, cuase theyr biased. noke cucked himself by changing code and ruined cuz people were dumpinga nd now look people are still dumping

>> No.20047433

>>20047398
>biased
>noke cucked
>people dumping

You glow bro.

>> No.20047452

bobo day?

>> No.20047500

>>20047266
Here is the Satoshi Club AMA from last night.

https://esatoshi.club/stonk-x-satoshiclub-ama-from-30-june/

Check it out for yourself.

>> No.20047573

>>20047398
>your
6k, you are absolutely retarded my man.
At least do a mild review befor eyou post, fuck.

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>>20047433
Wonder why someone removed 23k liquidity from the pool yesterday. Oh yeah cuz it’s worthless in the long run lol.

>> No.20047610

>>20047573
Noke making another pool cuz we’re original. Lol just copying Statera word for word lol

>> No.20047643

>>20047586
Wow you really do go out of your way collecting all these little screenshots and shit to try to fud this project. Sounds personal lol.

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>>20046142

>> No.20047680

>>20047649
>"You copied us! So why aren't you copying us?"
That is a retarded take.

>> No.20047683

>>20047643
so im fudding cuz im posting screenshots of dev saying his community is shit and saying his pools are not worth anything cuz he wants to make pool on pool on pool like statera did cuz his coin is going down in price even thought he made the right decison to compelty change it???

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>White hat hacker
>Lurking in the community
The people (person, 6k, in this thread) fudding with the community bullshit fell for the most transparently veiled attempt to publicly distance a legitimate organization from shitting lolis and cute frog posts.

>>20047610
>statera invented pooling
nigga I know you only hear about it because of sta, but stop being so fucking stupid this publicly, everyone is aware it's you.

>> No.20047704

>>20047683
statera added a 100% defi pool after stonks made....a 100% defi pool... linear time is fun.

>> No.20047739

>>20047683
Wtf are you smoking?
Statera copied STONKS 100% DeFi pool.
You motherfuckers have selective memory I swear.

>> No.20047741

>>20047704
lol cope, your dev even mentiosn statera as a cousin project anytime he can to make himself feel good have luck in lymbo lol

>> No.20047814

>>20047741
Holy shit you are trying SO HARD right now.

>>20047030
"one distantly simillar cousin"
Every time he can? Have a shower, clean the cum stains and cheeto dust off your sweatpants and move on bro. Go be a pseudo new age hippie faggot elsewhere.

>> No.20047824

>>20047741
if you read the post he clearly used the phrase "cousin" in reference to the "retarded cousin" trope, otherwise he'd call it a sister project kek

>> No.20047839

>>20047814
looks like i rattled the stonkies by showing them screenshots of their dev and they're brain cant comprehend lol. have a nice day bye.

>> No.20047865

>>20047741
I literally heard you crying my man, it's ok, you still have time, you don't have to be in denial anymore lmao, you have tons of money don't you? Just diversify a little and see what happens kek

>> No.20047888

>>20047839
Again with the "I rattled them kek kek kek" lameassery. Noone is rattled, just tired of your weak ass attempts at whatever you are trying to do.

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How are your portfolios at open, bros?

I'm in the green, but wondering if it's going to be another crab day.

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>>20047839
you said goodbye already 6k! I'll see you again :>
I can't believe people actually give money to this retard
>>20047962
green and holding steady

>> No.20048023

>>20047962
Haven't seen red since day one lol.
May be some continued crabbing, but there is a pretty positive trend as it keeps kreeping back up.

Lots of new investors, showing pretty positive signs.

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6k confirmed to be a huge faggot with personal reasons to fud. He missed the otc, his mods made a stonk channel on his piddly shotcalling discord, he woke up after it was over, locked the channel and called it a cash grab (only channel he's locked, flama channel is still open). He even publicly asked a guy during a "mini AMA" the exact details of the otc the day it was over because he's such a huge cuck.

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We’re not bleeding just crabbing.
Noke will save us
Fomoooo
Early moooningg

>> No.20048294

>>20048264
You have said bye twice you cuck.
STONKS lives rent free in your head.

>> No.20048310

>>20047994
>>20048244
Wtf this guy types like his brains are scrambled and people actually pay him?? what a useless scammer

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>>20048294
he keeps coming back because I keep finding some good shit on him, he's a huge retard

Suck my dick you fucking idiot, I'll see you when we flip STA for a second time. Maybe Noke will make time for an interview for you kek, just 20x your subscribers.

>> No.20048351

>>20048264
>Watches the price religiously
>Keeps up to date with all the news
>Has the thread autoupdating
>Has an archive of screenshots

You a bitch.

>> No.20048360

>>20047190
Holy fucking shit

>> No.20048371

>>20047391
The FoT inside the pool was the driving force though. Having it deflationary but only outside the pool does not seem like a good compromise. Has noke stated how the external burn mechanism will work? If it isn't in the contract, then where/when does the burn happen? Where do the burned tokens come from?

>> No.20048388

>>20048244
>>20047994

Why do people keep talking about this faggot? he is not relevant, his community is a fucking cult, the only good about that server are some guys on his team, not the guy, he's an idiot.

>> No.20048413

>>20048388
he's ITT kek, pretty irrelevant though, I agree.

>> No.20048425

>>20047962
in the green but I recently did a stock transfer like 2 week ago? market has gone rather shitty lately so it seems everything is bloody red.

>> No.20048441

>>20048371
Feel free to jump on the discord and ask noke himself.

/stonkdev

He is really good at explaining the concepts behind the coin and the plans he has for it coming down the pipeline.

He's likely be able to explain better than I can.

>> No.20049104

>>20046142
bro how is the balancer exploit doing?

>> No.20049461

>>20049104
patched