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Locked out of Coinbase with 90% of my net worth in link. Went to reset my password and it said I have to wait 48 hours for my phone to be a verified device before I can login. Tried uploading my drivers license to expedite it but it's expired and now I'm completely locked out of the account until I upload a valid one. But the next appointment available at a DMV near me is in the middle of fucking September. Completely locked out from all of my link until September. This is insane what can I do. Do passports work as ID on coinbase.

>> No.20759122

>>20759079
Why is your link on a centralized exchange?

oh thats right its because youre a retard

>> No.20759125

>>20759079
Contact customer service, they're pretty good

>> No.20759137

>>20759125
>>20759079
and yes passports do

>> No.20759187

>>20759079
not your keys not your utility tokens

>> No.20759212

>>20759137
If passports work on coinshit then I'm saved.

>>20759122
Lesson learned I guess, what do you suggest for a wallet to keep them in

>> No.20759250

A lot of edgy incels will wax about decentralized exchange or "not your keys not your coins"....but the real issue is your life is a mess. Irresponsible homosexual flippant men suffer consequences. This is where you are at now. heterosexual, adult males that win wars, run businesses, raise future men, enjoy vagina, etc...do not run around like a decerebrated raccoon with expired licenses, credit card debt, no idea where another house key is, no fresh vegetables in the fridgy, etc...so from here on out, let this be a lesson it is time for you to be a heterosexual adult male that contributes to society. Stop letting your license expire like an AIDS ravaged teen. Be on time, dress well, eat right, sleep, enter into the social contract, store your crypto like a man, be better. Do better. Demand more of yourself.

>> No.20759361

>>20759250
I don't step foot inside of a dmv unless I have to it's been expired for over a year fuck off faggot. I have plenty of fresh veggies in the fridge and always dress nice

>> No.20759457

Well now you will suffer. Your coins will likely be gone when your pajeet standards expire and you realize that your CB account has been locked indefinitely- which it will be when you try to send professional men a pajeet expired license. You are basically on an anti-terror and money laundering list now. Both because you use CB and because you are a homosexual male without control of his dominion. You deserve all that you will suffer. Boys like you always have to be carried by the men in this thread who find you distasteful, lazy, dirty, and unkempt.

>> No.20759487

>>20759212
people like him are not here to help, just to constantly scorn because they keep making huge losses I guess.

>> No.20759623

>>20759457
Post physique

>> No.20759672
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20759672

>>20759079
>Locked out of Coinbase with 90% of my net worth in link.
why is this a bad thing?

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20759732

>goybase
>not your keys
>not your coins

>> No.20759753

Post "90% of your net worth" screenshot, and i will provide you a photo of my taut body that your homosexual hunger can feast upon. However, if "90% of net wealth" is less than $100K....your hunger will have to be satiated elsewhere as you are poor and your life is unfulfilling.

>> No.20759808

>>20759079
Stand in line at the dmv lazy faggot

>> No.20759914

OP this is for your own good. You're being forced to hodl

>> No.20761107

>>20759212
Just get a ledger you dumb fuck.

>> No.20761177

>>20759079
should be september 2023 imo, you deserve this for leaving link in a federal honey pot..

>> No.20761203

>>20759212
Why the fuck would a driving licence work but not a passport you retard.

Driving licence just proves you can drive, not your identity.

Christ.

>> No.20761260

>>20759122
Whats really wrong with doing this?

>> No.20761294

>>20759122
Correct and checked

>> No.20762317

>>20759079
Why did you want access to them? You're selling them? Let me guess 'price go down duh sell.'. You should be grateful

>> No.20762328

>>20759212
Ledger Nano S

>> No.20762330

>>20761203
in europe drivers license is enough to prove your identity

>> No.20762353

>>20759079
>locked out from being a weakhands retard for 2 months
What's the issue here?