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Stakenet/XSN Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:11:42 2020 No.21086617 [Reply] [Original]

> Be me
> On the new Stakenet DEX
> DEX syncs stuff
> "Price check on XSN"
> Stare at the screen awkwardly
> I look more closely it says "$10"
> Ask myself if I need any bags
> Tell myself louder than I need to "I have enough bags"
> Realize I didn't buy any bags when it was cheap
> Begin to fart
> I'm watching the price closely
> Now it says "$100"
> It was only a dollar yesterday
> I get frustrated and shit my pants
> Try and recover "umm I need to clean this up"
> I put my hand into my pants and shit falls out
> Its all over the floor and on my hands
> More shit falls out as I try and pick it up
> Get anxious and step on shit
> I wipe the shit off and sit back down
> I try to joke with myself "today can't get anymore shittier "
> My dog comes sprinting in
> I call out to my dog and accidentally step on shit again
> Dog starts taking a dump on the floor
> I say "no bad dog" as i stand up
> I slip on the shit and fall over
> Dog comes up and pisses on me
> Pull out my phone and try buy XSN
> No internet connection
> Get even more frustrated and stand up covered in shit and piss
> Cry and run to the bathroom

All I had to do was buy XSN when /biz/ told me to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:18:00 2020 No.21086753 Literal shitpost. So fucking glad someone shilled it here in March, I bought the absolute bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:25:44 2020 No.21086946 File: 905 KB, 667x936, onsenmoon3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21086753 I was fucking wasting my time those days on fucking cesspool of retardation ie /pol/. Bought few weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:32:33 2020 No.21087090 >>21086946 what ever you do, make sure you get atleast one masternode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:35:19 2020 No.21087149 >>21086946 Based, and me too. Fuck if March wasn't a goldmine and the worst time to not be all in something

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 00:39:54 2020 No.21087262 I sat around like a dumbass instead of moving money around to buy MNs. Now I wait and hope it doesnt moon before I get my MNs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 01:05:06 2020 No.21087784 >>21086946 >he doesn't browse /pol/biz/g to stay up to date on info regarding tech, business, crypto and politics

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Anonymous Fri Aug 7 01:13:32 2020 No.21087952
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>>21087784
no more politics, I am pretty familiar with the end game.
It's all going downhill very fast. Getting rich and buying a farm house is an escape plan for me.
In my country you can get around 10k Square feet land for about 70k $ so pretty comfy with XSN already have a MN.

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Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:14:44 2020 No.21089048
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>>21087262
Don't be like me. I've been in it for over a year but only got a few masternodes. On the run up to $0.15 I thought I better hurry and hop up. Got busy with work and come back to see $0.2, then 0.25. Finally got my shit together and figured out how to use AAVE to load up at 0.35. Still probably going to try and get to 30 but if I had acted back then I'd be sitting on 25 already. Instead I have far less. I just want a redhead gf with huge milky tits, a big hairy pussy, and a tight cute little butthole waiting to be lavished with licks. The crazy thing is I don't have a lactating gf, or even a gf for that matter but I bought a fucking Medela symphony breast pump. Could have gotten two master nodes for what it cost at the time I bought the pump. I've never even tasted breastmilk but I know I'll like it. Especially when it's from a woman who says I love you and means it. I'm going to buy her so many things with my XSNcome. Maybe she'll even give me a blowjob sometimes once we get married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:20:59 2020 No.21089185 File: 56 KB, 382x358, 0679758f8a7f7b53407406aae58216a294da52d00ca990a1ba83680696615b58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21089048

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:24:25 2020 No.21089236 >>21089048 I see the europeans are waking up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:32:02 2020 No.21089396 How many fucking cyberpunk future threads do i have to make before you all figure out that the only thing in life you need to be worrying about right now is buying as much XSN as you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:32:21 2020 No.21089405 If this is a XSN fud thread it's working.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 02:43:59 2020 No.21089621 File: 42 KB, 512x641, 1586099476000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21089048