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To the Biznessmen holding iExec RLC (Running on Lots of Computers):

Upon inspection of the RLC mainframe refactorbase code, I've encountered a bug so erroneous that RLC makes Yam look as though it were a sound investment! The public static int main proxy generator function of RLC rel.±1.6.2b.c has a deathly bug; by its osmotic properties, the Node.JS compiler fails to validate the boolean operator within its python 3.6 Ruby framework. Due to the GDDR5 memory overhead required by the F# compiler runtime library utilized by iExec's "Running on Lots of Computers" token network distribution, the failed verification of the boolean operator creates an asynchronous object time memory error. This leads to a dump heap memory overload at the L3 and L2 cache, destroying the virtual machine instances spun up by RLC OS on the RLC server that handle its big load balancing, causing the RLC server to fail, destroying the network and plunging the value of RLC tokenomics to 0.000. As such, I have sold my bags, and I implore you do the same.

Truly yours,
James Schwab Brandonberry IIIV
PhD at Harvard Yale's School of Centralized Bitcoin Studies, software dev at "Ripple" (XRP)

>> No.21463754

30$ EOY

>> No.21463815

My name Inigo Montoya, and Gilles from Iexec "RLC" has killed my father. He must prepared to die. If Gilles reading this I challenge you to duel to the death.

>> No.21463856

If you would've put Ripple Dev at the beginning I would've skipped this. also fuck jews

>> No.21463884

>>21463575
Just bought 1000 more

>> No.21464013

>>21463856
fuck the fuckin fricken frackin FRACKLIN POOPIN HECKIN SHITTING FART POOOOPOOOPOOPPOOP peeepepepepepeeeppoooopooooooooopoooopoooooooooPEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKKKKKKK IN KIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.21464050

>>21463575
more like "Runs on max 1 computer"
trash tier

>> No.21464090

>>21464050
Yes sir, exactly. RLC = Really Loud Crapping ppppppffffffffffffpppppttttt

>> No.21464150

Giles is a tranny

>> No.21464878

>>21464150
Niigiiggggggggaaaaa noooooooo
>>21463575
>>21463754
>>21463815
>>21463856
>>21463884
>>21464013
>>21464050
>>21464090
Bump.
Bump into what? Don't bump into me, I don't want to fall. Falling? Who fell? I'm falling. Am I falling? I am. Help. help I fell down, please dont leave me here. I'm stuck stuck stuck in the mud I'm falling still slowly fading falling twisting turning and fading. Into nothing. We come from nothing. We are nothing. We are. All. Join us, for we are one. One. One chance, is all we have, and we have nothing but ourselves. Who are ourselves? Who is myself? Am I being recorded? I must be, I'm on TV. Look ma, I'm on TV. Hahahahahaha. I don't get it, what's so funny? Dubs lol, check em

>> No.21465062

>>21464878
Are you okay?

>> No.21465105

>>21465062
Who are you?

>> No.21465140

>>21465105
I'm worried about you, fren.

>> No.21465205

>>21465140
What's to worry? Don't be worried, we'll all be okay in the end. We're all near the end. We'll all be okay soon.

>> No.21465236

>>21465205
Have you taken your meds today, fren?

>> No.21465405

>>21465236
Meds.
Meditation
Exercise
Diet
Sleep
The components necessary to live a healthy live
Are you taking meds sir?

>> No.21465439

>>21463575
not to mention the boolean problem.

>> No.21465613

>>21465405
good luck, fren. see you on the other side.

>> No.21466249

Running lots of computers. Are you fucking serious? I can't believe I went all in on this scam coin

>> No.21466729

>>21463575
Based and BooleanPilled
$1B EOD confirmed

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21466932

>>21463575
Meme FUD is BULLISH!!