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>in bed on /biz/ with my computer earlier as usual with gf
>gf scrolling through phone (nothing to hide becase I'm not a subhuman/nigger) and finds pic related at the bottom of the gallery along with some pepes from phoneposting
>asks why I have a weird man on my phone
>show her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg (it's Bizonacci)
My gf knew I was into crypto but now I think she thinks I'm autistic. I haven't led her on to what my LINK and other defi related gains are. She really is a beautiful woman, we love each other and have a lot of trust in each other but the way she looked at me kinda hurt. How do I convince her I'm not retarded?

>> No.21614332

>>21614309
Btw been dating for 4 years not sure how I forgot to include that in OP

>> No.21614370

>>21614309
rape her desu

>> No.21614389

>>21614370
What part about
>becase I'm not a subhuman/nigger
do you not understand?

>> No.21614503

>>21614389
so you have to leave

>> No.21614576

>>21614309
literally just tell her "the way you looked at me kinda hurt" then explain it's advanced internet memes that haven't hit the facebook yet

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21614593

>>21614309
>letting gf use your phone
>telling gf about your crypto
>hiding your autism this long instead of embracing it and habing your gf love you more
anon, I..
anon, I..

>> No.21614648

>>21614309
>How do I convince her I'm not retarded?
for an healthy relationship always tell the truth,
don't try to convince her with a lie

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21614697

>>21614576
Pretty much what I did, even prefaced it with having millions of views. Not sure why I came here with advice about a healthy relationship by most metrics, guess it was for the lulz.

>> No.21614759

>>21614576
If he does that she'll think he's a faggot

>> No.21614760

>>21614309
Literally everytime I watch this video I laugh, Bizonacci is a genius. "PAAAMP IT"

>> No.21614774

>>21614593
She told me she doesn't care about how much I make because she knows I won't cash out because of how I lost 80% in 2018 and she I told her about the whole journey but I definitely underplayed about how much I've made this year because she told me to cash but at a quarter of what I had in 2018 at my current holdings

>> No.21614801

>>21614697
Except the crying about being a little hurt, definitely hid that lul