/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21685360
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Why do you still have a job wtf

>>21685360
Maybe buy a large bag of dividend stocks with your gains to start a stream of passive income.

>>21685360
Maybe your just a cuck

>>21685398
idk anon, I went to thailand after I made it and sperged out in the bank and shoved 350k into some shitty 1.4 percent interest fund for a year, it's fucking stuck there for another 5-6 months so I can't really fully invest into etf's until then so I just kind of feel like I have unfinished business... lol at my life.

>>21685360
share with me faggot if not larp, I literally need money for medical treatment to walk again.

>>21685436
only now just started organizing it since I just didn't know what to do with my money, i put the other half into a meme fund, gonna do the other then retire in the new year I guess....

>>21685436
how'd you make it?

>>21685436
You forgot to add a , to your inspect element

>>21685487
I've been trading shitcoins for 3-4 years now, just got lucky and never really had any bad trades desu, tax was a killer but overal left with 700k+ bong bucks. i keep that in a separate account...

>>21685360
sorry but 900k usd isn't really that much, certainly not 'making it', you can hardly buy a house within miles of an ocean with that.

>have $60 mil I made off crypto
>only 19
>still work at McDonalds
lmfao at my life bros upvote me and OP

>>21685664
Baste non-larp

>>21685548
nah that's how metro bank does shitty cd's

>>21685436
wtf dude? Why would you put your money into a fund that doesn't even beat inflation? You're literally LOSING money by using this shitty service. Did you research at all? Bloody hell.

>>21685360
>>21685436

>Humblebrag: the thread.
Stop sperging the board.

lay low and be humble
sounds like life is comfy enough
the only good thing about being a min wagie is that you can just fuck around and quit and try to find another bullshit job that's less painful to suffer through
it's good to have some routine and drudgery. come home from work and chill, keep accumulating and cementing your wealth, enjoy living the double life for a while until you've solidified yourself and are ready to cash out and handle the money

>>21685741
I was taking a quick 2 week trip to get a break from wagecucking and went to let the bank know in a branch that I might use my card abroad (turns out you don't need to do that anymore) and he was like "anon you have all this money, can I interest you in a 1 year investment account?" so i was like lol okay thx and shoved 350k in there

good thing I didn't put it all in there.

>>21685764
more like a brag about how autistic i am i guess. I haven't bought new clothes in 3-4 years, my PC is 5 years old that I saved up to build with my welfare money, haven't upgraded, my shitty android phone has a giant crack though it and the volume buttons don't work on it, i just invested in meme currency because it was fun to browse /biz/ memes and r9k and /pol/ got boring, i wagecuck because i probably am autistic and idk how to cope in life, i don't even spend half of what i earn... my highlight of the week is finishing wagekeking and buying a bottle of jack daniels and soda if it's on offer and chilling with a torrented movie.

>>21685360
>inb4 psyop demoralizing thread

>>21685812
Yea you got conned dude. Good thing you didn't put in there and it's only 1 year. Never listen to what bankers want you to do with your money, they're literally in the business of milking YOUR worth for THEIR profit over yours. It'd be like letting the local Chinese restaurant owner babysit your dog while you went to fuck underage hookers in a third world country.

In any case, if you hate your job then literally just quit. In fact, even if you DON'T hate your job you should literally just fucking quit, dude. Your time, life, and energy is worth more than whatever the fuck they pay you and you finally have a way to subvert all the bullshit. Don't go buying a huge house or car or anything. Live comfortably, find a way for your money to give you a passive income, and budget your life as if that income was your sole source of revenue. Find a hobby you enjoy, maybe you can earn some extra money on the side doing something you never thought you could. You have the freedom to enjoy life because you don't have financial burdens anymore as long as you live lowkey. Also never ever fucking tell a woman about your fortune. If she ever asks wtf you do for your money you can just say that you host a fucking Minecraft server or some shit and live on donations.

>>21685997
th-thanks anon, I don't want anything big in life, I am frugal and don't give a shit about flashy crap, I might travel a bit once I get my money back from scammy metro bank and can put it in vanguard fund but yeah no buying cars or anything like that, i don't even have a license.

>>21685436
How much did you blow in Thailand?

>>21686115
literally fuck all, I took the cheapest flight there is for like 330 return on chinese airline, booked a room for 300 for 2 weeks and just fucked like 10 freelancers for 1000 baht a pop and the rest i just walked around and chilled on a beach, all in all barely spent over 1k.

>>21685360
humblebrag nigger, neck urself

>>21686171
im debating moving there for a year after i maybe quit my wagekek job in the new year and just living off 1k a month which is possible if i don't stay in hotels, you can find studio rooms with a balcony for like 5-6k baht a month which is around 150 pounds or like 200 usd a month, gives you 850 to spend on food and expenses which is easy for me, i literally am a hermit autistic retard.

>>21685664
Are you a trust fund kid? Wtf did you start with to get 60 million USD?

>>21685592
How much did you start with anon

>>21686274
NGMI sub 60 iq

>>21686397
about 30k which I got given to my when my grandpa died when I was 20.

>>21685714
So you got rich off crypto and then on March 5th, some few days before corona crash on crypto and stock markets, you placed your alleged crypto riches in a bank for measly 1.39% APR? Seems plausible as fuck anon.

>>21686440
My grandparents and family are poor are chite fuck them did nothing for me while living and will die being as useless as ever

>>21686467
i put the money in there back in feb.... i have been cashing out slowly for a few years, if i made a x3 i'd just cash out and do taxes for that year, i am finished trading now tho and only owe like 30k in taxes this year (my smallest yet) which is in a checking account saver in a diff account earning like 0.5 lol.

but yeah the main focus is the 700k that i'll sort out once i get my scammed by metro money back.

>>21686547
oh wait the 350k was put into the shitty 1.4 cd in march so yeah, next march i can access it, i put the money in vanguard like 1 week ago.

>>21685436
Why tf would you do that, do you not plan anything out ahead of time?

>>21686547
You're finished trading now, and having been in crypto for so long and making lots of money from it, you seem not to be aware of passive earning options that would be much more profitable than 1.39% APR bank deposit?

>>21686171
>330 return on chinese airline
China South?
I fucking hate that airline but god damn they're cheap.

>>21686670
>autists
>aware of anything outside of their specific realm of autism

come on anon

>>21686718
yup, shitty airline but cheap, emirates is cheap too.

>>21686773
He's larping

>>21686670
idk anon, i invested in internet magic tokens idk how to handle real life shekels too well, i got the hang of it now tho and wont make the same mistake again...

>>21685436
this is why poor people deserve to be poor.

>>21685451
Walking is for fags anyways

>>21686670
Like what?
I have a lot in a savings account but also some in ETFs and stocks on robinhood.

>>21685812
Don't worry about it, it's only 1 year.
Everyone makes mistakes as long as you learn from them; take the time now to come up with a diversified portfolio consisting of index funds, dividend-yielding funds, real-estate (probably only 1 property in your case) precious metals and BTC.