/biz/ - Business & Finance

using uniception

https://uniswap.info/pair/0x6EdF66D04d5ED3357102ed8605b62752F740b598

>>21893197
fuck off

thats a man

>>21893197
sucking a lot of tranny dick

>>21893197
Uniswap dame

>>21893197
I actually bought this digital asset called xrp, it has the fastest network and transactions. Want to see? Here let me send you some xrp just download a wallet online. There you go baby you can keep it this is the future.
>haha I just thought it was BTC
Nah babe BTC is old technology and doesn't have anywhere near the utility xrp has.

>>21893197
Selling poop specimens

>>21893310
Based

>>21893300
Check’d

>>21893197
it pains me to know that there are people who look like this walking the earth

Hello ,, dear , I purchased uniswap 100x gem ,,

>>21893310
Is this what XRP really does? LMAO, it's like Request Network, weird and creepy

What the fuck are you doing in my house you dumb hoe.

You have 10 seconds to leave or I'm breaking your face.

>>21893218
only correct answer

>>21893197
M'lady *sweats profoundly* I write complex algorithms to trade internet assets.

>>21893197
She's a qt. but I'm gay and hold chainlink.

>>21893197
that's a 14 year old boy

>>21893197
I ONLY FUCK MEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Girls like her make millions off tiktok and onlyfans. You can’t buy them, you need more than just money and unfortunately bizlets don’t have that

1 word: Vechain

>>21893197
>buy at $0.20
>sell at $4
>buy house and car worth $700k
>Swipe changed my life for the positive

>>21893197
Pluck those cookie monster eyebrows and I'll consider telling you.

>>21893197
this shit is more repulsive to me than literal whores doing porn

>>21893197
God I fucking despise attention whores. The feminist movement was a mistake, thanks jews

>>21893811
>Girls like her make millions off tiktok and onlyfans.
This is bullshit that incels tell themselves to cope with their failure to obtain intimacy with a female.
Only a few dozen of these make literal millions. Maybe a few hundred make six figures, and that's it.

tik tok annoys the ever living fuck out of me, it's just a bunch of thots making retarded faces and lip syncing gibberish for 10s. Jesus christ I miss the internet before smartphones.

>>21893197
Why don’t webm work on iOs devices?

My whole life I've told women I'm gay and men I'm straight.

>>21893197
“I unironically fell for the $brr and $shrimp meme ...went all in and dumped my bags before the pajeets got a chance. You’re still a wagecuck right Stacey ?”

Transsexuals murder tapes.

>>21893197
I lazed around, did absolutely nothing except shitpost and jack my dick to the ceiling and I'm still richer than all your family combined.

>>21894120
based af

>>21894042
stupid people dont get fun things
use money for big brains

>>21893197
Farming shrimp.

>>21894031
>tfw TechTV was killed by Comcast 16 years ago

>>21893197
look at those disgusting eyebrows

>>21894042

Just use an app, eazy piesy

>>21894208
I want to go back

Why, dear, I bought QNT in late 2020 and sold 6 months later x

>>21893197
begone thot

>>21893197
how to make it 2020 edition: be an attractive looking girl

>>21893197
>So I went to this tajik fly fishing board where I saw a thread about a coin named Kleros. I had no idea what it was but I bought it anyhow due to the memes. And the past four years I spent my time on this board together with other retards pretending to be an indian.

Kek

>>21893218
Based.

>>21893197

airdrop this bitch into Tahrir Square and let the muslims deal with her

>>21894464
She has some decent look dick suckin lips.

>>21893197
>it was at this exact moment that I realized my mistake in revealing my wealth

"Huh? Oh, yeah: I won the lottery, and then I gambled my winnings at poker, and just kept winning... just lucky, I guess. Hey, I'm gonna run to the liquor store; do you want anything while I'm out?"

>I don't remember what she said, as I was already a thousand miles away and running in my mind

>I pulled out of the driveway of our modest split level ranch in my lambo, revved the engine a bit, then cruised away at 25 mph

>I drove into town, taking random turns, passing the liquor store without stopping, got on the highway and opened up the engine. The road was wide open, and the miles melted away.

>by midnight, I'd reached a roadside hotel, parked, checked in, taken a shower, and gone to sleep. The next morning, I looked at my phone -- 27 new messages, 6 missed calls.

>I never read them. I never talked to her again. I promised myself that I would never again make that same mistake.

>>21893197
Holy shit that face, from what country to those features come from? Ireland? Norway?

>>21895701
her face comes from a fuckin makeup counter retard

>>21895769
kek

>>21894120
Welp, my search history is fucked. This had better be worth it anon.

>>21893197
I bought xPOP at $360 jannie.

Look at xPOP. Getting listed on Coingecko today. Poloniex listing next month. Rumored collab with ZZZ finance. EASY 5x AT LEAST

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x9EDe13964C7D3D17Fce1874876cE07C0BF886f17

>>21895701
Definitely not Ireland anyway bro lol, as an Irish guy she looks like some generic california girl

>>21895296
Its not healthy that your first instinct upon seeing a young, attractive, virile woman is to destroy her.

>>21893197
I went to an imageboard full of pedophiles, racists, psychopaths and BPD internet girls. They tried to give me advice on how to "make it" but I decided against their advice. I got a dart board, I printed out a dozen most popular crypto and I threw the dart with a blindfold. No sane man would put all his networth into cryptocurrencies with pictures of dogs, but I did. I made it... now can you please leave, you're not my hired prostitute and you're scaring me with your presence. My door was locked.

>>21895433
don't ask don't tell, right baby? hehehehhehehhhuahuahahahiahAHAHAHAHAHA

>>21895433
Kek, schizo kino.

Fuck jannies

>>21893197
Well you'd never believe it but some guy named Assblaster on a racist anime internet forum told me about an emerging Blockchain middleware project that solves the oracle problem and I put my entire net worth into it because I thought the memes were funny. crazy huh?

>>21893197
eyebrows uneven. would not bang

>>21893197
bought bitcoin did not sell

This chick is so pretty bubbly sunny it actually causes me physical pain to look at her

>>21894031
indeed

>>21893197
Just be a little smart...

>>21893197
Being this good looking should be punishable in some way. This is just fucking unfair

>>21893197
This is definitely a man

>>21893310
this

>>21893197
>so anon, how did you get r-
>*shoves cock back in her mouth*

>>21893197
I bought the coom, baby

>>21893310
XRP is a dumpster fire and you're a fucking brainlet

>>21897154
If it makes you feel any better, she's currently studying law at Harvard.

>>21893811
>make millions off tiktok and onlyfans
They MIGHT make a few thousand. Tiktok doesn't pay. You have to get a sponsorship. Definitely not millions.

>>21893218
Don't know why this cracked me up, simple and effective. Lost

>>21893870
Mind if I ask how much you spent on the car?

>>21893197
Time traveller from November here. I brought 100k COOM

>>21893197

Knock the bitch out. Take her home. Tie her up and shave those bushy ass eyebrows off her dumb fucking face. Tell here to get the fuck out of my house.

>>21893218
>>21893218
nice

>>21894031
this

>>21895927
its not healthy that you are being a simp defending ewhores on the internet and yet you are here you massive cocksucker

>>21897444
Doesn't change my opinion. Good for her though

>>21895701
you would definitely see similar looking girls in Norway, yes.

>>21893197
Bonds.

Chick is a literal joy to look at that’s how pretty she is. She’s art.

>>21894031
ok incel

I'm going to marry a posh girl so I won't have this problem. if anything, her billionaire dad will look down on my "new money" millions

>>21898346
She's beautiful, smart, and rich. Fuck, man. It's so unfair.

>>21898920
to be fair, rich smart men attract hot women, they end up with hot smart rich daughters like op that will never be fucked by pajeets like you

>>21897444
source?

>>21898608
Zimp

>>21898460
WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. I'M COMING FOR YOU BROTHER!

AND IM UPPING THAT BOUNTY!

>>21893218
Best answer. I was gonna say none of your business bitch

>>21895433
exactly me If I was rich

>>21893197
thats a man

Is it normal to get a soul crushing feeling from her radiance?

>t. $100k in shitcoins virgin

>>21893197
I photo shopped a fat Russian into a MacDonalds burger, then I spent a few months pretending to be an Indian scammer on a niche web forum, it's all simple stuff, really.

>>21895927

Get fucked simp faggot

By investing in the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Why don't you get out of my mansion and go back there?