/biz/ - Business & Finance

Shhhh, he's sleeping.

buy the dip

Imagine believing there will be a crash before the election while Trump is in office lmao.
Stocks only go up losers. Buy the dip or stay poor and kys.

>>22202641

>>22202693
IN TRYING BUT IT JUST. KEEPS. DIPPING

TQQQ?

The absolute state of quality of your average retail """investors"""

Stonks only go up!!!!!

what are my chances on fucking a kpop star after making it?

Who's going to be holding the Tesla stock when the music stops?

Fuck bears
Fuck panic sellers
Fuck niggers
Fuck thots
Fuck jannies
Fuck spics
Fuck kikes
>>22202643
Why go all in on AMZN? I understand the value in owning shares for it's steady upward trend but I feel like there's much better growth plays out there.

Whew, Apple is staying around the 117 point, so still green. Rebound quick I hope.

I'm buying TSLA greed puts

Hey SMG bros. You should seriously consider hedging against a dollar moonshot. UUP 26c March. I am strongly convinced that this could squeeze hard. The reason dxy is down is because of all the loan forbearance. Those end this month. For many people that means making 7 payments. Dollar demand is about to go through the roof. I am not suggesting you sell your stonks. I am suggesting a small hedge so if the dollar squeezes and stonks sell off you can sell your hedge and buy moar.

>>22202728
Good thing these dumb bitches are too stupid to figure out how to sell and will eventually forget they have the stock and then in 25 years when they remember they’ll be rich

>>22202743
>its never fuck whites

>>22202740
It already stopped yesterday, now, it’s first one out with profit wins

>>22202728
arent these girls twitch thots? why would they start investing anyway?
simps are throwing money at them every day

>>22202737
100%
as a matter of fact, a couple of them are bound to slip in there somewhere what with all the continual orgies

Have some apu OC I just finished

>>22202737
0 unless you're in the music biz and your name ends in stein or berg

>>22202773
Yeah. I'm actually White, so lick my nuts

>>22202737
0
Gonna have to settle for a used up fat hooker if you want an asian gf, sorry anon

>>22202737
Less than 1%

>>22202734
>Dow futures up
They sure do, youngin, if you in invest in quality companies with low PE....

Siiip...

Yup... Chevron.... now THAT's a company

Is this the second wave in the fall everybody was talking about?

>>22202696
>11440ish on nasdaq
it dropped below that yesterday

As for the NASDAQ graph being posted – The lines show an upward trend. Is that what you're implying there?

>>22202737
Very high because the number of available kpop stars only increases with time as does your bank account

Guys i bought 100 shares of cleveland-cliffs yesterday because someone in /smg/ recommended it. Now its all red. Am i too trusting?

>>22202760
Everyone is has been buying UUP since March expecting that squeeze the retarded bears have been predicting. Its not going to happen this years, expect it to happen after bears capitulate next year

>1 hour till market opens
>don't have enough pink wojacks to spam

>>22202760
I have like 200k in cash now, and you're saying the best strategy right now, is to leave it in cash???

>>22202702
There already was a crash while he was in office

Were you here in March

>>22202818
It’s an upward trend it dropped below it but it’s now struggling to get above it it’s acting as a resistance point

If we get a candle below it that confirms it as being out of trend that it’s been in for months.

That means shit show until a new trend is established

>>22202641

BUT ELECTRIC CARS WERE MEANT TO BE THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CANT JUST USE GAS CARS AND GO ON WITH POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT (even tho gas cars are highly efficient and not a comparison anymore to old dirty gas cars)

>>22202889
Maybe the line is just going to go to the right and move up or down?

Since the opportunity to buy tech stocks seems ripe, I was wonder which one I should go for?
I already hodl some NVDA, and am considering getting some AMD shares today. I want to wait on MSFT until the whole Tiktok debacle is over with, the AMZN share price is too high for what I have left over in cash, and I am at least a little skeptical about both AAPL and TSLA right now.

>>22202882
Also October-December 2018

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY AMD

How low will TSLA go? When is the point to buy back in?

>>22202889
What % could the nasdaq lose today for it to signal a trend shift

Threadly reminder that dividends are your frens.

>>22202928
>hodl

Seems like a red day for tech again. Buying puts.

>>22202928
Imagine buying tech stocks at literally (3% off) their high point with an incoming election where the favorite candidate to win would cause at least a 25% downward correction

>>22202981
Implying Biden will win
LMAO good joke.

>>22202950
$50

>>22202950
Never you retard it will always be overvalues because its memibilty.

Imagine investing in a stock that won't pay a dividend in 10 years at best assuming everything goes perfectly

>>22202981
Think about how much money that 25% correction is in terms of .. well.. money.
Now do you think there are forces out there that could prevent this from happening? Would they do it, if so much money was on stake?

So is NVDA and gamestop a good pickup for today? The new GPU line is just around the corner and gamestop always goes up with the console generation, so a dip is the perfect entry.

classic stocktwits. every fucking time.

>>22202966
Cute emoji. I prefer rage comics still, but I guess this newer version is fine too.

>>22202981
I legit don't even know which candidate you talk about as a favorite. Neither of them is going to have a significant impact on tech - both are ultimately all talk and no action.

HODL ON TO YOUR SEA CATS!!!!

I just want a shorty and a forty, dawg

Just one more green month before rug pull please...

>>22203071
Biden's (public) tax proposal is to tax all capital gains and dividends at the ordinary income rate, ie. people will be paying 40% on even long-term gains instead of the 15% now. And that's only the public plan...

Comeback season

>>22203043
i fucking hate stockwits. 99% of it are post just like that

>been shorting the market all week
>buy the dip retards ACTUALLY purchasing my bags
>waiting to dump at open and called 4k worth of puts
Keep buying the dip retards I haven't had enough yet

>>22203071
>Cute emoji. I prefer rage comics still, but I guess this newer version is fine too.

All my holdings are in FedEx, every single dollar. I've been happy with it's performance this past year. In a crash situation, they own more physical assets than they're worth so they're good.

>>22203072
you know what makes those tankers and oil stocks buyers that much more retarded?
when wti and brent recovered +400% and they got none of that

>>22203034
25% only hurts retail investors like you and me. Yeah, the big corporations and j**s also feel the 25% hit, but they more than make up for it in free government handouts over a four year democratic presidency

>>22202997
Biden is good for the economy. He will be put on life support, a literal drooling puppet for lobbyists. Trump on the other hand is unpredictable.

>>22202773
already accounted for

>August Payrolls 1.371MM, Exp. 1.350MM
>Unemployment Rate 8.4%, Exp. 9.8%

Get in oil fellas

I wanted to see oil higher than it is... My $29.50 USO calls are only going to be up like 25%-30%. It's fucking bull shit.

>>22203171
Her filled his admin with the swamp. They all are tools for the bankers.

>>22203183
Seriously?

This is very bullish right

>>22203176
my one goal in life is to acquire a white wife.
im a tech worker making quarter mil a year and dollar cost averaging into QQQ, I can do it!

good jobs report, i predict green day

>>22203171
Biden represents the economy well. A tottering figure, dementia ridden and about to die at any moment, propped up by the powers that be.

>>22203204
>This is very bullish right
nah, probably seems less stimulus, so it's bearish

>>22203125
Sucks for Americans, I guess.
Not sure why it would impact tech specifically.
It also wouldn't be the first time that a candidate talks a big game and doesn't follow through.

>>22203188
i was paying attention to whats goin on in germany and thinking the same thing

AAPL is dancing with first support level at pre-market

>>22203230
>whats goin on in germany
So what is going on?

This market instability will only drive up real estate prices more, as capital is desperately looking for a stable place to park itself. I guess that means more empty multi million dollar homes in my city:(

>>22203208
>goal
>women
NGMI, even if you make it

>>22202798
where is he going anon?

>>22203211
Well said.

>>22203223
>more earnings
>bearish
wut

>>22203209
Priced in by the recent bounce. It’ll go up a bit during the morning but then continue falling.

>You only lose when you sell!

>>22203230
huh? whats going on?

why do i get news from a Malaysian cotton webbing forum on my home country lol

>>22203257
Wherever life takes him anon, but he'll be happy all the while :)

Is it too late for poorfag Amerilard brainlet to buy Qqq or should I buy Tesla

>>22203241
Germany is going to try to drag the european union and china into ww3 against the ruskies, bongs, and amerifats.

>>22202855

Hang onto it until this shit blows over, you lunatic

>>22203285
nice try bobo

TUESDAY is def green....right guys?? if not im financially ruined

TA isn't real the only way to trade is with fundamentals and a de-risked methodology

>>22203039
The gaming retail market has changed so much since the PS4/XBONE launch, I am skeptical of a big bounce, especially with COVID and digital purchases affecting stuff like IRL midnight launch culture. Keep in mind that the Switch didn’t really add value to GME. However, I would be surprised if it didn’t go up at least a little after the next console gen launch. I’m gonna assume GameStop will survive COVID.

>>22202902
Tesla's cant last 100 miles before their batteries overheat and degrade

i want a crash so fucking bad, i need a lot of room to grow my paltry portfolio

>>22203306
today is going to be green

>>22203313
post gains or delete your trip, retard

>>22203125
People say shit like that but it would never happen.
Just like the wall, just like banning muslim immigration, just like any of the other bullshit Trump said that never came true.
Biden and Trump are establishment as fuck you will not see any crazy (((progressive))) changes from him and that alzheimers ridden cunt will never win in the first place.

This was your sell signal.

>>22203289
I wouldn't touch Tesla with a 10 foot pole. I barely got out by the skin of my balls Monday. That's just my sentiment though

The have unleaded the crab right in premarket anon right on the razors edge of either moon or basement

I’m guessing it holds here, maybe a pump Tuesday before they dump next week

The shorts are smart they won’t dump all at once, they prime you make you think it’s a buy the dip, sell the rip

Then they unload bags that need to be held 20 years

>>22203326
so does everyone else who's got no money
which is why it isn't going to happen

>>22203125
>>22203224
would only impact americans making over $1m/year. i vote right can but see the merit in doing that

>>22203247
Makes sense in theory but doesn't pan out in practice...

Will AMD make it above 100 once ryzen gen 4 is announced?

Post your first gay experience /smg/ I won’t judge.

Can somebody explain to me what the fuck happened yesterday, I’m down on every investment I own wether that’s hedges or risk assets where’s a man suppose to put his hard earned when everything crashes at once

What is this gay pump on unemployment numbers, just price it in and continue crashing already.

>>22203393
does licking my own penis count

>>22203393
My cousin raped me when I was 12

>>22203393
reading your post

Any1 else here who kinda want the crash, but then again haven't REALLY planned for it? I mean I want the tech bubble to burst but I don't want to sell all my stonks. I want but I don't at the same time ;_;

>>22203393
When your dad sucked my dick

>>22203343
yeah, we know.

Honest question.

Why are there no famous black investors, or even rich black people? Why are all the big and rich CEOs of funds and companies all not black?

Shit, even the gook Asians have a few big names like Lisa Su and Jensen Huang. Do black people even contribute to the market, and do they even know the stock market exists?

And I think that's why we should've exited as soon as we saw black hoodlums talking about Apple and Tesla on Twitter.

I know my next sell signal.

>>22203335
I posted last night you'll just have to check the archive sweetheart, I don't work for you.

>>22203399
the bogdanoffs happened

>>22203377
Yeah, I guess nothing makes sense right now.

>>22203430
Jay-Z

>>22203418
I want march 2: electric gaineroo. V-shape shit is so good. You gain on puts and later get a bull market as a reward. Sadly once in a lifetime.

IS IT?

>>22203399
Everything went down, the value of the dollar went up (rare, 90% of days the time the opposite happens)

>>22203461
probably more like 2-3 a life time

>>22203430
Michael Jordan is the only one that I can think of

>>22203430
they help stimulate insurance companies

PRE-MARKET GOOO BOOOOM

>These futures
OHHHHHH
AHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
AHOHAOHAOHA

Look at these fucking candles

>>22203468
fucking cringe

>>22203374
no

>>22203470
So it was the dollar that screwed me

>>22203393
I took MDMA and fucked a 'straight' friend two years ago

>>22203430
>Nigger forgot about Herman Cain

>>22203488

>>22203430
Because Africans unironically aren't forward thinking people. They analyzed African tribal languages and most of them had no word for future tense. Planning for the future for the average black man is like rocket science to the average white or Asian.

Tesla fell another 4% in pre-market trading. Pink wojaks incoming in like another hour or two.

green day coming

get fucked bears

>>22203439
your 3M is at like +0%
you got lucky on one bet in June
likely WKHS
and now you're trying to act like it's your bullshit "strategy"

Who else /not checking their portfolio/ today? I wanna see if I’m any happier as a result

Who the fuck is bogging oil?

>>22203430
there are plenty of rich black people retard. look at the entire movie/music/sports industry

>SPY up
>TQQQ down

I dont feel so good tech bros

Is it going up because of jobs report?

>>22203536
It's better that way when it's red and you feel comfortable in your positions.

THIS MORNING IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE BEFORE WE GO BELOW MARCH LOWS. IM TIRED OF WARNING YOU

>>22203430
Unironically because of their culture, the black people that manages to get out of their useless black bubble and fully embraces what the white man has given him usually turns out okay

>>22203518
I thought his "bullshit strategy" is just "buy LEAPs." Did I misunderstand the power of diddlescum?

>>22203551
I'm talking about people in finance, not black people who got lucky in the entertainment & sports & music industry.

>>22203476
Sports, doesn't count.

>>22203457
Entertainment, doesn't count.

>>22203430
Most rich black people are athletes or in the music industry and most pro athletes go bankrupt so there you go. Black people don't have family values and don't think about their family legacy so they blow all their money. Most black people don't even have a bank account or own any appreciating assets. They spend most of their money on consumer electronics and vehicles they can't afford.

>>22203430
Pretty sure Jay Z, Puff Daddy, and a couple others are all billionaires.
As far as why money managers aren't black it's pretty obvious. If you want to be up there with the Ray Dalios of the world you need to be highly intelligent, well connected, and people need to trust you.
No one is going to trust a nigger with their money even if they were the extreme outlier as far as blacks and intelligence go and they had all the right connections.

>>22203399
Stonks go up 2fast2furious for a few weeks.
WHOA NELLY SLOW DOWN THERE.
Stonks catch breath so green line keep going up.

>>22203567
>I'm tired of warning you
no you aren't, you'll post this every day for the next 3 months

>>22203508
I don't see a reason why Tesla won't fall back to it's pre split price of 1380/5. I really don't

People are scared.

Does anyone actually make money on puts? Premiums are through the roof and even when I am right the timing is often off (so many times I my puts expire worthless on Friday and on Monday morning the stock is down the 5% as expected), plus you pay super high commissions and get poor pricing both buying in and especially selling ITM puts near close.

>We're about to V-shape up again
HOLD ON

>>22203567
based rat poster. no bonk for you today.

>>22203582
Okay, this makes the most sense. People don't trust black people with their money. So it makes sense that they would have a harder time making connections.

>>22203551
>sports
Poor example desu an insane amount of black sportsmen end up losing majority of their wealth despite being financially set for life

>>22203567
just give me a quick 50% retracement before the big dump, please

>>22203343
Fuck man, I should have known to sell after Vanessa Hudgens started trending

SQQQ gonna make me rich today.

>>22203589
bear trap

>>22203430
kanye west is a billionare

>>22203567
>0% interest until 2022 and infinite QE
>March lows
For what purpose.

Where my bear bros at? Comfy as fuck rn.

Damn. Gay bears getting BTFO in pre-market as they should.

>>22203605

People don’t trust black people with anything other than running really fast with a football or making a free throw.

Employment numbers are being inflated/manipulated
A lot of those jobs are govt jobs

>>22203605
Yeah, surly THIS is the reason blacks have underperformed all other races for all of human history.

>>22203209
Those numbers mean almost nothing anymore. They're all customized to paint as favorable of a picture imaginable. Inflation figures are another crock of shit.

Say what you want about Tesla, but this is the lowest point. It will never go below 400 because of so many people will win money from the JEWS with puts

>>22202950

50 dollars is about right, if you buy higher you are pricing in a whole bunch of positive shit that might or might not come true.

>nvidia premarket

based jobs report

get fucked bear faggots

>>22203518
My 3m is actually 28%

WKHS isnt getting the post office deal and I didnt play it

Also, that dip is the flaw of the DITMLCSMM, ill be moving on from it soon with an improved method.

>>22203589
the /vx got up to almost 36 and is currently trending down, though.

>>22203645
>-2.81%

>>22203641
$375

>>22203631
Also the new calculation method counts 1099 recipients as "employed" further skewing the data to the positive side. It's all a joke at this point.

Oh god I’m totally ruined why did I take investment advice from a Norwegian seal clubbing forum

>>22203589
Does anyone know how volatility translates to a tradable buying and selling price? What's the underlying asset here?>>22203631
Welcome to the circus.

>>22203572
That is just one part, if that was all you did you would wipe your account

>>22203605
Would you?

>Feds release bogus employment report
>Futures go from fucking -4% to -0.2%
Lmao this shit is so retarded

>>22203647
link to jobs report? what did it say?

I fucking bought in the middle of the day yesterday because I thought I was buying the dip

Why didn't I have the patience to wait another fucking day

>>22203676
vix futures, vxx, uvxy, etc.

>>22203631
The government is the largest employer so no shit.

>>22203669

Everything is a joke. Anyone who believes anything at all the msm reports is a fuckin idiot. The news is literally lies.

Good luck today! Remember, we have a three day weekend coming up! Let's finish this week strong and have gains to enjoy the fruits of labor on Labor Day!

line go up today?

>>22203696
Same, although I left little cash on the table for today

>>22203641
Bruh rich Jews and hedge fund managers aren't holding TSLA anymore, in fact most of them probably have puts. The main bagholders now are retail investors, young people who bought a couple of stocks, and boomers

>>22203662
it was -6% aftermarket bucko

>>22203625
That's not going to last very long

>>22203686
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
watch here

>>22203683
Nope.

>>22203638
Dunno, maybe it's one of the reasons.

>>22203642
You really think it'll go as low as $50? That would make it $250 pre-split, that seems too low for TSLA bulls

head and some spikey shoulders forming on Q there

>>22203625
I'm down 700, if this shit crashes I'm throwing my wallet at it.

>>22203482
>fucking cringe

Airlines failing, jobs growth is artificial, 20% of Americans cannot pay rent. This is going to crash.

are we gonna be saved?

>>22203676
/VX is the futures on the VIX, i prefer looking at those instead of the VIX itself because futures are actively traded 24 hours a day.

>>22203686
It said if you have received material compensation for any activity at all since coronavirus started you are now officially employed. This includes if you found a penny on the street. Also even if you haven't found or made any money, they'll just stop counting you.

>>22203770
Dilate

>>22203482
>>22203764
You're both modernist retards

>>22203770
most of those 20% are niggers, spics or other retarded peoples that don't contribute to the market and economy anyway.

>>22203770
I think today will be similar to yesterday. Things will eventually drop and the comfyness will be glorious.

>>22203770
Airlines are about to moon tho

>>22203770
>Airlines failing
>Job growth is artificial
>20% of Americans cannot pay rent
As somebody who works in industrials, I can definitely tell you that most jobs are slowly coming back. And airlines have never really been a profitable business to begin with - not sure what you were expecting there. They will forever still be around due to the necessity of their presence.

And as for 20% of Americans not being able to pay rent, 13.4% of Americans are Black. So that explains a lot of it.

>>22203770

>>22203791

>>22203588
fren protip: to divide osmething by five divide by then then double

>>22203838
im actually tempted to swing trade on american airlines today through sometime next week

>>22203803
>You're both modernist retards

Diply reminder that (hopefully) when you bought your stakes in your companies, you bought them because you
>believe in the company long term
>want to be a partial owner of the company
>want a right to future profits of the company
>plan on holding it for AT LEAST a year, hopefully more
>you believe the company will be worth more 5,10,15 years in the future than it is now
And you’re really thinking about panic selling because it dropped a few percent? You wouldn’t panic sell any other asset you own, like your house or bank account, because it dropped a few percent randomly. Fucking relax and turn off your computer if you think you’re going to make a poor decision today.

>>22203888

>>22203888
Stroke?

>>22203738
>CNBC calming the boomers and telling them to buy

Based

>>22203675

>>22203641
It was literally trading in the 380s in pre-market my guy.

>>22203914
>>22203915
sorry, answering someone verbally and writing posts is a sure way to do both terribly
to divide something by five you divide by then then multiply the result by two, usually easier

>>22203902
90% of this thread just trades weekly calls its actually amazing they havent all committed suicide

>>22203902
i live in my house though. stocks are literally just numbers going up and down. also everyone is worried about when the next crash is gonna happen (if it ever does)

you're right, though. and i'll baghold AMD if i have to. but it feels shitty seeing price go against you in the short term.

I asked this yesterday but didn't receive any response so I will ask again.

Is there a way to chart an options gamma so I can use technical wizardry to buy stuff that's got a positive gamma trend and basically make a fucking shit load of money relatively quickly?

>>22203647
read the fine print nigger

My gameplan today is to sell all my TQQQ, FNGU and NAIL and wait out the long weekend. Is this dumb? The premarket green seems like a bull trap

>>22203945
>you divide by then then
AAAAAAAAAAA
YOU DIVIDE BY TEN, THEN MULTIPLY BY TWO

>>22203888
Damn how the fuck was I never taught this

>>22203770
bullish for tech

>>22203589
What was that again?
When others are fearful, be greedy?

>>22203641
The jews are preventing that to fuck with options. Tuesday this shitcoin will sink like a ship.

>>22203972
i was gonna try this too...

why stonk down. i was promised they go up

>>22202798
comfy, I saved it

>>22203972
No, that's what I'm doing

>>22203972
smart man, just take it easy until Tuesday at least.

I love running wkhs strangles
oooo

Muh jobs report

They stop counting you as unemployed on u3 if you don’t find a job in 4 weeks I believe. Don’t buy the numbers retards

What do you guys reckon Tesla will bottom at today

How’s SQQQ looking today?

>>22203323
PS2/Xbox was peak GME heyday. Back when games were cool and not "remakes/rehashes" of older classics. Back when you had to have the disc.

orange man tweeted about jobs

pence about to come on CNBC

>>22203977
Roger that. Still feeling groggy out here on the west coast; caffeine hasn't kicked in yet

>>22203977
I do the opposite, I divide by 2 then just add a 0.

>>22203902
Based
That feel when make a steady 5-8% per year this way but will never double my money in a month like you hear some of the people on /biz/ doing with crazy plays

>>22204051
bout 350

>>22203968
it really is as simple as setting alerts and just turning off your monitor, it's helped me learn to not panic sell like i used to, that's for sure

>>22203888
checked and based stroke poster

>>22202641
Were going up hurray

>>22203969
That's a little too much for most people here. If it helps interactive brokers app allows me to chart options using lots of different Greek memes I don't understand.

>>22204074
im going to save ralph on my computer so he is ok

>>22203948
I trade options 2-6 months out but yesterday was brutal. I'm down like 50% on all my 2-3 month calls. Weeklies are 100% BTFO. I'm scared even with a 2 month timeframe for recovery.

>>22204058
based, panic sellers are going to get zapped

Why is VP Mike Pence coming on CNBC?

This administration will do anything to save the stock market LOL

>>22203888
check'd and fren-pilled

>>22203996
>>22204025
>>22204031
Is there a chance it stays up and I'm left feeling retarded after the weekend? No one can trade until Tuesday, right?

>>22203888
big if true

>>22202813
based and true

>>22203969
I took an options course and have traded tens of thousands of dollars worth of options and I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Your question belongs to actual professional traders on Wallstreet, not a Canadian seal-clubbing message board

what the FUCK was that

crash over bros we probably going green today

>>22203724
I left a bit but its 600/6000 that i leftover i kept telling myself to not buy but my lizard brain just kept FOMOing on the falling knife

>>22204108
theres premarket stuff...

>>22204108
If you're holding leveraged ETFs just sell and chill for the weekend

>>22204052
Short term bad, they unleashed the crab on us to lul people to sleep and to get retail to load up again

Next week bogdanov moment for the ages.
Dollar is way up meaning equities should come down, just broke trend line over 93 on DXY that’s why boomer rocks just took a hit and fell below support of 1920

Long term sqqq looks good if we see bogdanov pull behind to develop next week as planned

>>22203138
>been shorting
>selling longs

>>22203888
more protip: to get same number cut in half then double

>>22203969
If you start making a fuck ton of money the fundamental laws of the universe have been broken, so probably not.

>>22204053
I miss the Wii era and I’m not afraid to say it. Good time for GME stock, too.

>>22202737
fuck off coomer

>>22204063
from my experience frens bad at math usually struggle more with dividing than multiplying but ya
>>22204061
fixing my sleep today, slept only 3 hours and already had some wacky thermodynamics classes this morning
still no excuses to fuck it up twice

>>22204108
>No one can trade until Tuesday, right?

They can. I'm afraid they use it to pull the rug. I know they won't, but I'm a pussy.

number goin up today ;)

>>22202798
nice...

Green or Red day?

>>22204199
based kimmy poster

>>22204095
Good time period for options but thats not the only factor thats important, cant just blindly throw those around. How diversified are you? Any liquidity?

uhhhhhhhh DXY

>>22204210
R

>>22204210
red for tech

>>22204141
>long term SQQQ looks good
nigga SQQQ and UVXY are possibly the worst performing tickers out there in the long term. You'd have to get lucky on the way up and not get absolutely fucked on the way down

>>22204140
Yeah this is most likely what I'll do

>>22204134
I just mean globally - is everything closed until Tuesday?

Morning babies

>>22203969
Yeah dude think or swim has tools for that

>>22204224
Are you the guy who posted some TLDR strategy called the sideways brick or something like that

>>22204210

>>22204225
This pump is fake in the markets

The DXY will bring it down next week or later today

>>22204151
Don’t try this with people

>>22204242
Yes you catch a spike then roll that into cheapies friend

Both ends play them

>>22204224
I only have QQQ/SPY calls and never thought about using UVXY or long puts as a hedge. But after yesterday I understand the importance of hedges during rising volatility environments.

>>22204263
i'm expecting we'll end green today but i'm definitely not holding all day

TIME FOR MAGICAL RECOVERY

LINE GO UP

>TSLA green pre-market
How in the fuck

>>22204326
$375

This sector rotation faggotry is so obvious yet why didn't I play it..

Airlines, cruiselines, financials, energy, entertainment is all UP.

BAC, CCL, RCL, LUV, AMC, AAL.. up.

Tech, still down today. Guess I'm following that financial hedge anon's advice and going into financial calls on BAC or GS if tech seems overextended.

>>22204326
THEY BOUGHT YOUR BAGS

WHY IS TESLA GOING UP WHAT THE FUCK
DOWN YOU CUNT DOWN

>>22204192
I'm remedial at math but I have to count money every day so I taught myself a couple tricks. >>22204225
Zoom out bud

TSLA chads 1000EOY

>>22204261
Deep in the money long call sideways movement method

Its not ideal but it led me into a new process that im excited to begin using

tesla's gonna have a bear trap

>>22204210
Sideways, I don't expect to go more than 1% in either direction.

The truth is were at full employment. The only ones not working will never work. Thats niggers, retards, obese leeches, and other subhuman parasites. For all classes of society that matter things are humming along perfectly fine.

AHHHHHHHH

>>22204068
Who cares id rather make a steady compound interest every year, instead of retards doubling their money in a month and then losing it all the next.

I bought RKT yesterday at $26.80 because that was just wayyyy too fucking cheap.

Good morning /smg/ *sip*ping coffe and getting ready. It's gonna be a green day. What're you guys drinking?

Was the dip really just 1 day long...?

Or is this the biggest, baddest BULL TRAP of all time?

>>22204341
Play HIBL if you want the recovery gains and don't want to fuck around with individual companies

>>22204288
How do you hedge by holding UVXY? Just with options? Seems like holding TQQQ and SQQQ, for example, would just negate your profits

>>22204359
Is that gonna crash the market again

pain

when is the big crash? I want to see pink wojaks

>>22204391
>>22204391
>>22204391
>>22204391

new fresh bread

Today feels like a 'buy at open' kind of day

oh boy almost 3:30pm

americans will be waking up soon and apple will go down again (like always)

>>22204341
NRGU calls. Buy em

>>22204074
oopsie

>>22204404
a month or two

>>22204288
Best of luck, try to find some actual companies though. ETFs are fine, but they are far from perfect.

This is Jerome waking up, right?

>>22204375
NASDAQ is down. Would be a dumb bull trap.

>>22204371
some earl gray w/ honey

>>22203902
This. I plan to own my stocks till I die. Cause I like the company(s) products/or think they'll be around for a long time and I'll make some green outta the deal as well. This is not my only source of long term income and it's not like I'm in a mad need for money. Hell my only real short term goal is to crack 100,000 net worth before I turn 40 in under 2 years.

>>22203818
t. brain-dead side that lost

>>22204442
Maybe now comes the real rotation
Tech crash boomers boom

OOooohhh mama, what a delicious little snack

>>22203969
Aside from tracking gamma manually and making the graph? I dunno if ToS has graphing for options Greeks, but that's where I'd check.

Also worth noting that gamma is a derived quantity, so if you know the options price, expiration, and implied volatility, you can find gamma.

>>22203608
Who fault is that? If they just put way 3 million into high dividend stocks they could live for free for ever. I have to work my ass off to hope to get 1 million into stocks.

>>22202928
AVGO is a must have tech stock since they supply a large amount of big tech companies including AAPL. also they are working with 5nm technology with TSM.

Will TQQQ/FNGU recover somewhat today?

>>22204519
It literally costs as much as two weeks ago lol

Get ready

>>22204061
Whereabouts are you on the west coast? I was thinking of moving to Ensenada, maybe over in the Guadelupe Valley. I dunno. You ever get over there?

>>22204658
>Guadelupe Valley
Mexico?

LINE GO UP BABY

bull gang bull gang bull gang

bull gang bull gang bull gang

TSLA about to drop

>>22203430
>no famous black investors, or even rich black people?


Oprah is rich as fuck and she buys stocks.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

OK. That was an epic bear moment.

1,000 p/e, $45k clown car


For gods sake, gtfo now

NOW

Stock up on Nvda or Appl? Hmmm

>>22205172
Campbell soup i reckon. they exceeded earnings forecast yesterday but then it fell 7% cause the market got fugma'd