/biz/ - Business & Finance

im not a bobo but i simply dont think this is over. we have over 3 hours left

>>22210557
Apple isn’t magically printing me money

>>22210573

I buy every dip way too early and when it goes up I sell way too soon.

anime

All in on the dip. Wish me luck

HorseChads, we RIDE!!!!!!!

Dead cat bounce lads.

>>22210557
made money on my double diagonal calendar on SPY

October crash is inminent

Just bought apple. It dipped harder than March so I think it hit the bottom. We'll see. Stop losses activated.

BUY TSLA AND APPLE DONT BE STUPID #MAGA2020

just wait until Tuesday bear bros big boys are profit taking before the holiday collect here and dump next week

>>22210601
Based

>>22210601
dip is over already, we're near the next top and then we're heading back down

I went all fucking in on QQQ calls at the low today, how could you tell?

>>22210595
Anime!

>big boys would rather let the puts than calls expire worthless at 400 for TSLA
Holy shit, any TSLA bagholders need to get the FUCK out with news of either SP memes or battery memes. That will be your last pump to get out.

>>22210557
>TSLA green
Thank you elon, very cool.

tesla beating the NASDAQ is peak clown market.

>people just flock into the same meme apple/tsla stocks again

they never learn, guess its gonna be a bloody tuesday

>>22210605
Wanted to buy 400 more today @ 16.8 but missed it

Watch these shaky handed bears sell their puts they bought in the morning. Lmao

>>22210595
...is gay

I AM FINANCIALLY, INDEPENDENTLY FINANCIALLY

Yesterday was a bloodbath but we are looking good today.

guys I'm scared. the parallels to black tuesday are all in place, sans the time period.

>giant TSLA red candle

oh nooo nonononono

>>22210616
How low do you expect Apple to go mid to long term? Stop losses are more likely to fuck you.

If everyone is expecting a GME short squeeze yet short interest is still overwhelming, doesn’t that signify that it isn’t going to happen?

>>22210627
Anime.

All right, who switched the machine from "sell" to "buy"?

trump kicks them out JOE IS TALKING NEXT SELL

>>22210603
>that sharp 'recovery'
I still believe horsebros.

TSLA GREEN

>>22210264
Thats the weirdest looking graph ive seen, heres mine.

Almost every tech name has a hanging man candle right now. Tuesday dump confirmed

Can you fuckin seppos figure out your gay political shit so the rest of us don't have to suffer?

Bonds are falling too fast for the bloodshed to end today.
-4% on SPY and -6% on QQQ yesterday...
Stocks will continue their descent when bonds stop selling off

Ate my Taco Bell, fapped to loli hentai, got a package full of vidya shirts and feeling comfy.

Going to buy dips on Tuesday.

Living the Dream

It was all too good to be true. I can’t have ONE good thing happen to me, can I?

can someone explain the terminology in this general

>>22210557
WKHS doing pretty fucking great today

>Stonks moon
>Too afraid to buy the top
>They keep mooning
>Stonks plummet
>Too afraid to catch a falling knife
Really I'm just a terrified person in general who can't commit to anything.

BUY BUY BUY

My wkhs is undoing my previous bad choices. Thank you horsie

Got shaken out of TSLA when it hit $400
Pls don't rocket back up purely because memes

>>22210672

Mine

>>22210692
here fren :) https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/glossary

>>22210595

>>22210700
Just set autobuys and sit back

I liquidated all my SQQQ from yesterday morning at about 20% gain and re-entered TQQQ. Timing the market is a fools game but wish me luck, bros. I'm betting on America's future!!! America isn't going to crash and burn, right????

>TSLA green
We’re gonna make it, bros.

>>22210692

Apple dropped SHARPER THAN COVID-19 MARCH in the past 2 days.

Do you guys REALLY think this much of a correction is justified? I REALLY think that was the bottom. Come on guys.

>buy TSLA when you see big green dildo
>sell TSLA promptly when you see big red dildo
you can't go wrong, the stock is top-wanted and has a huge demand that forms lots of swings
just perfect

BLACKED TUESDAY INCOMING

>>22210595
Are there any anime stocks?

>>22210715
yeehaw pardner

>>22210692
Links in OP
you know someone once wanted to get rid of the links

>corrections

This shit is fucking rigged. Techs are actually essential and turning up profits, they should be valued as such not fucking tumbling old boomer shit

>>22210729
Memes make dreams.

TSLA volume drying up. here comes to rug pull

Can somebody recommend me a good growth industrial company?
I think somebody a few days ago mentioned CARR, which seems like a pretty solid pick, but I before I buy, I just wanted to see if somebody has any other suggestions.

>>22210692
The only terms you need are 'financially rooined'.

>>22210729
What the fuck did you expect? TSLA constantly does this and people panic selling is one of the biggest buy signals ever. We will unironically see $500 by end of month, screen cap this if you want.

C U N N Y
SHAPED
R E C O V E R Y

>>22210742
Any tips on this?

dead cat bounce

>>22210783
So what you're saying is 5G iPhones are essential but not oil? Because it sounds to me like you're both salty and retarded

>>22210847
To the majority of youth, 5G iPhones are essentials and oil is not.

wow, i opened up a webull account for the free stock and this UI is absolute fucking trash. why would anyone use this shit? i cant even see my stocks

>>22210836
Your broker should have something that let's you continuously buy into certain stocks. If you're trying to actually make money, just buy into the indexes and buy into some names you do good DD on.

>>22210749
Yeah, absolutely it was. Current valuations are all lockdown safety premium + underlying. They've done nothing new or impressive other than a split and hype and all economic data is showing increasingly poor performance in terms of unit sales. Not to mention they jumped like 25% in one week, trillion dollar companies shouldn't do that, that's a huge increase in marketcap that just got captured by people who knew better, evidently not yourself.

>>22210769
SNE

Alright fuckers! Unlike you faggots Im not wasting my fucking time posting dumb fucking bears and little anime girls. I've been studying this fucking chart all day today and now is the time to fucking buy. Just went all in on TSLA.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CUT MY LOSSES AND IT WENT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NO NO NO

>>22210872
What did you get for free, bro? $GME?

>>22210871
Imagine being this oblivious to how everything around you works. I thought I was a moron, but fuck, thanks for reminding me there's always someone duller out there!

We're ending green today.

I bought TSLA in January and held it until the 31st
I just the same amount of shares I had on the 31st for about 20% less. Either way I'm up.

>>22210690
You know what, that sounds great. I'm going to eat taco bell for dinner and then get a good fap going.

>>22210882
>Current valuations
If you care about PE and valuations so much, just go all in on Intel then, retard.

>>22210895
i dont know yet because i cant see my fucking stocks

I don't mind blood red days at all, because I only hold long stocks, no options, nothing. Knowing the whole market is with me means it's not personal. I only wish I had liquidity to buy the dips.
Good luck brothers and sisters, I hope you make it through and maybe re-evaluate your risk exposures!

>>22210889
Gooed for ya, TSLA bro!

>>22210824
I bought way back before the split so thought it might finally drop to a sensible price, not just recover back to insanity

>>22210871
Yeah ok buddy lol

My SPY calls are printing money

>>22210889
TSLA @ 2000 isn't even bad tbqhfamalam

>>22210894
paper hands are the devil's playthings.

Oh man, looks like baggie's going to be buying some NAK today.

>>22210912
Nice thesis faggot, enjoy your bleeding.

Well today wasn’t so bad. I hope this post doesn’t jinx us all

>>22210872
you got conned.
Webull literally pays shills on twitter with more than 10k followers to spam that they use the service. I remember when RH went down a few times in March and April, all the big twitter penny pumpers were like "I'm taking my talents to Webull" and then people found out webull is down more often than even robinhood and offers even less customer support.

>AMD
lmao buy puts, 30$ FVE EOY

Buying back into tech qqq and tqqq. Hope this is the bottom. Good luck mates.

>>22210888
SNE(ED)

>>22210878
Imagine a broker that made tests about the knowledge of stocks before you bought into them, like you would have to answer questions about the fundamentals of the stock and until you got a high enough score you wouldn't be able to trade it

>>22210889
They're not all little.

anybody else get their OSTK cheapies today??

>>22210889
just all inned on TSLA too

It goes down, i jack tonight
It goes up, i jack tonight
win win either way.

>no volume
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

>>22210971
I got mine when they were at 47. I'm still holding half of them

>>22210888
would rather have fuji heavy industries than sony try

did anyoneo here buy any options today? i just fucked myself with options help

>>22210948
>>22210926
>>22210905
Exxon Mobil
$39.05
-$35.21 (-47.41%) Past 5 Years

Alright retards.

>>22210769
Bili bili if you want anime and anime games

>>22210889
top

The Dark Pool Index (DIX) is as low right now as it was during the March bottom.

>>22210987
Rug pull incoming!!

HERE COMES ANOTHER DROP AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22210915
Thank you, fren. I guess it’s time to buy SPY and VTI?

>>22210548
>>22210548

it pumped massively for no reason except a fucking split (lol). Of course the correction is justified.

everybody shut the fuck up and post more anime girl tummy

Just a heads up, this may actually be a good time to look into UPRO instead of TQQQ. If we really are having a rotation from this, S&P still has a lot of room for growth. It seems less risky than TQQQ since we may have just corrected and NASDAQ may have a slower recovery while S&P catches up.

Also take my autistic analysis with a grain of salt. I'm a fucking moron and you shouldn't take financial advice from me. Just wanted to throw out my reasoning here in case anyone else sees what I'm seeing and needs a confidence boost if they're on the fence. I'm using this opportunity to liquidate some TQQQ into UPRO. I think we're going to see more movement in S&P after this recovery.

>>22211024
look at all these men

Too bad I'm already bag holding, that retard bounce would have made an incredible amount of money this morning

>>22211019
I'm not in Exxon, you dumb bitch.

How are you celebrating your financial recovery? Whopper for me

Bobos

Head to the comment section in webull, it is glorious

>>22210700

>"Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once."

Living in fear isn't living, senpai.

>>22210613
>crash

Here we go

>>22210948
>It's really the end for apple this time, for real, sure we were wong making the same arguments for years in a row but it's right this time

According to the Financial Times, SoftBank exercised an unprecedented amount of Call Options yesterday, and that was responsible for the selloff. Fishy that this happened right after Abe resigned. Also, SoftBank had been partially responsible for the huge Tech rally this summer with the sheer volume of buying they were doing

>>22210955
i didnt get conned, i use fidelity. this broker is a piece of shit. i just want my free money

>VIX down
>tesla crabs
>Indexes are recovering

Meh, I just wanted a comfy crash.

>>22211024
>bili bili
>anime
chinks gtfo

Please just crash properly already, this market is delusional and needs to be taken to the infirmary.

my bearish soul carves for more blood

>>22211019
You're right it's much better to buy stocks at the top instead of when they're cheap and yielding a 9% dividend as one of the largest and most stable companies in human history what am I thinking

>>22210700
Set buy and sell order on preset values.
e.g. Every time AAPL goes 10$ down, buy, everytime it goes 10$ up, sell.
buy 120, goes to 110, buy another and set sell to 120 and another buy to 100, update your orders everytime you buy or sell. Follow the plan religiously.

>>22210889
>studying a bubble on a company producing zero profit to date
>zero profit for decades to come if even

There's only so much fagotry and green credits can make vaporware stay up.

Tesla will be 300 by Monday

>>22211050
k.

>>22211050
>tummy
Good taste anon.

>>22211071
New socks for the inevitable rug pull

>>22211087

>>22211050

>>22210783

Don't mention tech and profits in the same sentence. They are essential but make money they do not.
Youtube has been the biggest thing ever in the last 20 years and it's breaking even.
Spotify is at a loss every quarter. Every single person in the world has Netflix and their profit is like 1 dollar per stock or some shit like that.

>>22211087
Based Nippon dabbing on retail investors on the other side of the planet

Is the worst over? I don't know if I should take profits from my SPY calls or let the fuckers ride.

>>22211102
Webull comments go there anons >>22211072

Unemployment beat expectations hard. If you're not buying the dip you want to be poor forever.

>>22211119
>>22211121
>>22211129
>>22211132
>>22211137
You guys really don’t do jack shit in here do you

>robinhood

What a fucking joke.

BIDEN IS SPEAKING BRACE FOR IMPACT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5th2-mCYFg

>>22211159

>>22211160
kek

Fuck NY. Forced to get a flu vaccine. It's my body fuck off reeeeeee

why the hell are TQQQ premiums so high even after the huge dip the last two days?

>>22211158
this is /smg/, if the price goes down even a little bit for a day or two they are financially rooined.

>>22211119
just imagine the smell of that underboob.

>>22211160
Sorry don't don't have $0.004 to your name, have you tried not being poor?

what a nothingburger. Wake me up when something interesting happens.

UVXY BUY INDICATOR
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>>22210700

>>22211158
Read up on how u3 is counted anon

If you’re on it more than 4 weeks you count as not looking not unemployed

It’s day 192 of two weeks to flatten the curve

YAYYYU UNEMPLOYMENT DOWN!!

>>22211160
Lmao

>>22211204
IV pump, they'll collapse if we crab for a couple days

>>22211158
The unemployment statistics sectioned off 5.2 million as unemployed because they "couldn't look for work due to pandemic"
If you want to be poor, now is the time to buy.

>>22211174
i like how he says "is it true?" and then continues to talk about it as though it is true despite trump openly saying it's not true.

>>22211217
UVXY has been sliding down for a minute now

>>22211158
Blue line.

>>22211160
>broke ass
>robin nigger

This is what happen when you donate too much to your favorite fortnight youtuber desu

>>22211243
Brainlets anon BRAINLETS god

What do you call this pattern?

bears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE

>>22211158

>Believing the government’s statistics

>>22210700
Just remember anon, you need to take risks to make money. People who are risk adverse have a harder time making it than those who get up after each failure. Stop fearing loss. Embrace that it's inevitable, but understand that perseverance is what makes winners. If you keep this mentality you'll have nothing but regrets when you shoulda-coulda-woulda acted more. You'll be wrong and you'll be right, but you'v most likely got more to gain than lose so grit those teeth and move forward.

All that considered, remember than you can write off a certain amount of investment losses from your taxes if you really do make a flub ($2k?) so remember you have somewhat of a safety net to fall back on.

>>22211292
the bog

So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on BLNK after their favorable earnings report. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was TSLA on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $1300 again. My question is there any legal recourse I can take against Elon musk for not warning shareholders of a massive dip. When BLNK shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against BLNK. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

>>22211295
that's a man

>>22211292
"I'm an investor now."

thread theme
https://youtu.be/2pVjuNA-vD4

>>22211292
the fuck

>>22211292
the pencil dick

>>22211200
Sounds like your Tik Tok ICU dancing days are over, anonito

>>22211292
Nightmare mode

I’m gonna coom.

>>22211316
is this copypasta

>>22211332
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

how the fuck do i switch to hourly candles on tradingview?

That drop

>>22211355
No, it's Patrick

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>22211355
yes

Biden, my president

>>22211316
Link to BLNK class action? TSLA is different so you're boned there, but BLNK class action is most likely because they lied. Lying to increase your stock price is punishable. Not lying and having your stocks naturally rise and fall based off investor speculation is not the fault of the company.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>22211355
I’ve only ever seen this version so no

>>22211295
this is the cringiest thing ive seen all week and that includes my portfolio last two days

fucking BIDEN crashing the market
Im fucking juggling knives over here to cut losses

i TOLD you about UVXY bro

Why is this cock sucker Joe Hiden bad mouthing my president? Some one should kick him in the fucking nuts.

Lunch is over? Crash it

>>22211389
Pretty sure any time there's a meaningful blip in movement people issue suits. KCAC has a firm investigating them and they've been trading for like 2 days.

more anime tummy while we wait for our stonks to print

Here we go again, lads.

>>22211417

Everyone in the world except Israel insult Trump, those 6 trillions printed are his doom.

>>22211316
hehe

>>22211355
Yes.

>Intcels still exist

>Trump talks
>Green line go up
>Biden talk
>Green line go down

FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN. WE WERE RECOVERING AND THEN YOU OPENED YOUR FUCKING MOUTH I HATE YOU FUCKING FOSSILIZED PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE ONE OF YOUR BODY GUARDS COUGHS ON YOU WHILE YOU WALK PAST HIM AND GIVES YOU CORONA-CHAN'S LOVING EMBRACE.

LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

>>22211417
Twice the pride, double the fall

>>22211451
>lunch is over

>r/wallstreetbets on a literal suicide watch
Baby's First Investment gone wrong, Mr. Goldstein appreciates the donation I bet.

>>22211292
lol mine looks almost exactly like that

I don't think I can possibly get any better at timing the top and bottom. Sold at the bottom 3 hours ago and bought at the peak last hour. Buying some puts right now, see you guys from down here as the market moons now.

>>22211491
GIVE IT A LICK

>>22211500
whats going on there?

Official game of the thread

>>22211484
Why did you highlight the Bachelor's degree when he got his MBA as well? Are you retarded?

NONE OF YOU LISTENED TO ME. I KEPT TELLING YOU TO BUY UVXY CALLS. I JUST WANT TO HELP MY ONLY FRENS GET RICH WITH ME. I'M NOT TRYING TO SCAM YOU I LOVE YOU BROS

>>22211500

>>22211556
Is it time to get the puts yet? Looks like the worst is over...

>>22211551
wanted to just highlight the business part, my bad faggot.

Biden crashing that market.

>They really want to put it on the 28K

Infinite dollars can't support this bubble fellow /biz/bros

>>22211572
>$28
wow

Gonna go jerk off and see if it makes the stocks go up

>>22211551
>business degree < engineering degree

in essence, the correction as expected.
by next week we'll have recovered. but how much longer can this rally go?

>>22211574
no.
$35c 9/11. you'll be thanking me on tuesday when we're all hungover from american labour day

>>22211520
IT JUST KEEPS ON RAISIN

>>22211500
wsb is even dumber than /smg/, but I have seen some really cool shit on there over the years. The problem is that it's too big now and it's filled with the typical reddit users. 4 years ago they cheered for trump and Shreikl made posts about TA.

>>22211572
>$28
Well meme'd. Upvoted.

>>22211590
don't. from my experience that will usually make the price drop

PLM CHADS REPORT
>said buy accumulate
>when will he strike again

>>22211490
>Democrats have historically been better for the Stock Market

>>22211450
post botes

>>22211572
It’s times like these when it feels good to be a wagie that puts their money in index funds. Dips are just more opportunities to buy in.

TESLA CUP AND HANDLE

>>22211590
i just finished and it changed nothing

>>22211509
We appreciate your sacrifice.

>>22211071
Tastes good but makes you feel awful in an hour or two

>>22211606

a lot longer. tech is absurdely expensive but cyclicals can carry the market if we see real economic recovery.

>>22211572
>$28
lmao great post i almost got emotionally involved. i forget reddit can sometimes be funny

mfw this week of trading

>>22211572
>$28
Obviously Satire.

Reminder that Trump will speak today after markets at 5 PM. What will you hold over the 3 day weekend to prepare?

>>22211590

>>22210716

Do anons in here do churning stuff, like rotating their emergency fund around for cash bonuses and shit? I've considered doing this but not sure if it's worth the hassle.

>>22211654
tech is the future. you literally just buy and wait and it makes money.

BEAR CHADS WHERE WE AT BULLS GETTING C U C K E D ON A BOUNCE

>>22211639
cup and handle is bearish

>>22211071
I like whoppers, they're like the platonic ideal between a soft McDonalds burger that always tastes the same and the vegetal crunch of an in n out cheeseburger.

>>22211610
Are you sure the worst is yet to come. I mean we've been in the woods for like 2 days now, but I can hear cars coming from up and to the right of the SPY chart.

ATTENTION ANONS CALLING ALL ANONS

THE MARKET IS ROTATING FROM COVID STOCKS TO NON-COVID STOCKS

THIS IS WHY CRUISE LINES, REITS, AIRLINES ETC ARE ALL FARING WELL DURING THIS CORRECTION

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEGUN ROTATING OUT OF TECH/COVID STOCKS YOU ARE BEHIND THE CURVE BUT IT'S NOT YET TOO LATE

THAT IS ALL

>>22211680
WKHS, Au, Ag, RTX.

Check out THESE hot number

>>22211693
my roomate did that and he got fucked in the ass by the IRS

>>22211693
I do this. It's worth the hassle honestly. Every offer is about $100-$300 a pop and there are so many out there that you can easily make some braindead dosh.

Biden looks so fucking old jesus

>>22210749
>Do you guys REALLY think this much of a correction is justified?
It was at about $370 before it pumped on split news. Equivalent value of that is $92.50. You tell me do you think Apple should have gotten a "justified" $40 increase from August to September? I walled away with gains buying it in early August and selling it recently. Too sketchy to reenter if hedge funds do what i think theyll do

wwwwww, /smg/
https://www.ft.com/content/75587aa6-1f1f-4e9d-b334-3ff866753fa2

>>22211701
lol wut

>>22211040
Went in on vti, vxus, mtum last dip and still doing great, bought a more of each today and invested peanuts in between. I don't even know shit about stocks really lol.

>>22211680
My entire portfolio.
AMD, MSFT, WDC, NET, TSM, Citigroup, and HEAR

>>22211695

tech is the future but the stock can still be too expensive. It doesn't matter if a company is great or not if the price is so high that they'll never be able to justify the valuation.

>>22211695
Depends on the tech. Amazon, Microsoft and at times, not right now, Apple are good bets. Memes like Zoom, Netflix, Twitter etc. should be avoided.

>>22211705

Imagine being this wrong LMAO

>>22211158
Wouldn’t want to start winning only to get CORRECTIONS from Madoff-type boomers and their dead companies that they swear turn up a profit. Because let’s face it, who tf uses tech? Who tf is using Amazon? It should be crashing

>>22211705
They're faring well because no one bought them in the first place

>>22211698
right here man this "dip" aint over
next week is gonna be hell for dip cucks

>>22211735
My kusa just became the big kusa

>>22211680
sorry to disappoint but trump nor fed have control of markets. markets are wayy to big to anybody / news flashes to control

I've got $500 cash to buy the dip. Which dip should I buy? UPRO???

>>22211781
Dude, amazon is big bux. It's overvalued like everything else but it's solid long term. They have two main businesses: Online retail, and cloud computer. Online retail went into overdrive due to corona, and so did cloud computing, which is already big business. Amazon is set for the next 10, 20, 30 years barring a solar flare.

QD is the stock to short if you want mad gains next week

At least my KO is up.

oh no no no here comes the afternoon rollover

>tesla despreatly fighting that 400 line

Thing is rigged. Tuesday that thing will tank, while the jews unloaded their options today.

>>22211621
>>22211643
Yeah looks like they went down. Gonna go smoke some weed now. I wish I could just put every dime I have in AAPL or some shit and then sleep for 2-3 years

>>22211781
>Who tf is using Amazon
>What is AWS

>ded cat

>>22211858
>smoke some weed now
tragic
just take an adderall like everyone else here

imagine holding calls over the weekend

Triple bottom reversal time. Ding ding ding get your tendies on the long side!

>>22211839
kek'd

Elon doesn't care about your shorts

buying a few sep 11 sqqq calls just to insure next week

>>22211880
holding UVXY calls :)

THIS IS FUCKED I WASTED MY PUT I SOLD BECAUSE I THOUGHT AAPL WAS GOING UP TO 120 AND FINDING STABILITY NOW IM OUT $300 ON THAT ONE PUT FUCK ME

Lol my investments are down like 20k over the last two days

bought some AAPL, CSCO, IBM, NEE and JNJ today. if the market keeps dumping I'll start pillaging my newly replenished emergency fund

>>22211735
Screen shot that, retard.

>>22211760

Bullish for gold and silver

>>22211930
Same senpai

buying the dip?

holy fuck just die QQQ

>>22211791
>bulls paying for a new lambo
I love this game

I love how the markets are telling me who to vote for. Trump speaks and we get green, Biden speaks and we get red. Meme magic is real.

Who's ignoring options and just holds the bags of shares until they turn the printer back? I'm only wondering if I should buy today's dip or wait for the next week. This looks clearly manipulated to eviscerate Trump in the debates.

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It's another "big boys take retail chumps on a wild ride" episode.

>>22211827
AMZN isn't overvalued. The PR ratio is great, PE is shit because they spend every dime in expansion, acquisitions, RnD, etc... It's one of the few companies that actually does that.

>>22211983
Except yesterday with Trump’s retarded Dow tweet.

>>22211986
Me. If it goes down I just keep holding. They’ll eventually go back up if you picked good companies.

>>22210588
As long as your make a profit you live to learn another day.

>>22211693
If you have enough cash lying around to earn a substantial bonus it's not worth the time

>>22212017
Well, even if it isn't, it's still going to collapse with everything else.

Pump It!

>>22211986
Same here.
I just look at dips as a nice opportunity to buy in cheaper this month.

New Robinhood zoomer here. What’s it mean when everything is trending in the same pattern?

>>22212017
I just fucking wish they would split already.
Having to buy one share @3k$ is a real hassle.

>buy puts on the dip
>buy calls on the top

YES
I AM PEAK TRADER

>>22212153
It means everything is not valued but speculated. IE; all the 'value' is basically as reliable as cryptocurrency and is volatile as all fuck.

>>22212170
Keeps poor tards from the stock. I only wish I could afford more.

>>22212205
Gotcha, thank you!

>>22212153
it means people are selling and/or shorting due to something reactionary, in this case, TSLA booming.

>>22212239
I mean, I could just buy fractional shares, but it sort of looks ugly and hurts my autism...

>>22212321
Just man up and buy full shares

>>22212374
It's just annoying, because I like to buy shares once a month with about 1-1.5k$ left form my pacheck, and if I want to buy one full AMZN share, I would either have to sell something else or save up for 2-3 months.

>UTZ

>>22212474
lel just don't be poor t. bezos

>>22212474
yea just save up and avoid not earning enough money. Easy