/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for everyone laugh at SQQQ tripfag

1 AAPL share = 1 Apple watch price EOY

>>22513845
no bully pls

How do we cancel tip culture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

link to AAPL event?

Apple always said they were diversifying their income streams and they did it, now pay your subscription service!

AAPLQ

Jim cramer must be protected at all costs

>>22513845
Snapple event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

that apple tranny would have been ugly as a woman anyways, now he's ugly as a """man"""

im glad tech will finally crash now. Even normies gotta see how retarded this livestream is

>All in 1 apple subscription service

This is basically Apple's version of Amazon Prime, they bundle everything together and the consumer is like "hmm seems like a good deal look at all the shit I get"

This Apple milf though

>NKLA STILL WORTH 10X MORE MARKET CAP THAN WKHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>22513859
I just don't go to places where I will be expected to tip
if I do have to tip, I always give 20% or more

>>22513859
cunt needs to tell her boss to pay her minimum wage.

Turns out LINK was a scam, stockfags win again

Ask me anything about CLF

Holding $50k between options and shares of this company

>>22513296
>>22513296

Cramer literally did nothing wrong. Portnoy should say something in support

>>22513900
Post your face when NKLA ninja's the contract from WKHS

I want a jewish mommy GF

>>22513899
I know right, she also has those crazy eyes which makes her even hotter

>>22513845

>>22513859
She's right though. Stay at home so she gets nothing.

>>22513924
>Cramer literally did nothing wrong
What's happening again?

>>22513859
10% is still breddy gud....

>>22513858
We told you that big guys are buying back in. Not that we knew that it would go up or anything, but I hope you at least closed some of those puts for a profit and went long with that.

Man, AAPL is gonna suck so much money out of these normies with all their subscription shit.
Fuck that tranny though

>>22513911
fucking LMAOing at anyone that bought that shit above $10, underperformed boomer stocks and still not selling
TURBOLMAOING at all retards that bought below $5 and didn't sell at $20 and switch to stocks

>>22513859
>How do we cancel tip culture?
You've got two choices:
>keep tip culture, where the wage is dependent on service quality
>adopt gay euro/aus system where you don't have to tip and the workers get a flat wage w/ health insurance but the service is shitty and they don't care if you're even there.

>>22513930
Now THATS a 1000 cock stare

>>22513900
NO SHUT UP LIMP DICK
GRUG STRONG. GRUG AND ALL GRUG TRIBE BIG MUSCLE. GRUG TRIBE F O R C E NKLA UP. GRUG TRIBE WILL FORCE MARKET TO MAKE THEM MANY VISHNUS. GRUG TRIBE STRONG, GRUG TRIBE GET THE MOST SHINE ROCK. SO WHAT IF NKLA VIOLATE LAW? GRUG NOT CARE, GRUG STRONGER THAN LAW

>>22513930
my dick

i had to have an ipad for high school and it was shit

>>22513923
My call is up two percent. I assume this means your shilling is working.

>>22513975
Dont bully my wife

>>22513859
Order takeout so you never have to tip them anyway.

>>22513911
>sergay betrayed them
imagine my shock

>>22513946
he's getting cancelled on twitter for calling Pelosi "crazy nancy" to her face

>>22513859
I tip based on attractiveness because I'm not poor. 10% for goblinas, 40% babes. If dude, 15% always. Unless he's a bro, then a move to 18%.

>>22513930
and FUCK this FAS looking hag

and FUCK this manlet currently talking

>>22513985
I dunno how old you are now but current gen Ipads are the best tablets you can buy

>>22513923
Was it you that tricked me to buy the top last week?

>>22513999
Well, he's right..
Stupid faggot world

>>22513827
Recovery week Bros!!!!

>>22513911
I'm going to enjoy watching linkie bagholders post their screenshots at the top and pretend that if they just wait long enough, they'll be millionaires

AAPL will go up 1$ everytime they say ipad

>>22513999
thought he said it was a joke

I never owned an Apple product. I just see retarded fucks use it so I buy their stocks. My weekly profits on them is so high I could buy a new iphone every single week just with that retard stock.

>>22514008
I live in the bay area and that manlet looks and dresses like 80% of all the tech faggots here

>>22514008
>doesnt want a millionaire caretaker jewish mommy

NGMI

>>22513985
At least you got to look at porn when you were supposed to be studying
Back in muh day all we had for entertainment in class was passing notes
Hand written ones, like dirty savages

>>22514001
in SF there are servers who bitch about 20% tips now. apparently the standard tip has moved up to 25% in big cities

Based /g/ mods put a triggered Stallman on the stickied AAPL thread

How do we stop crazy Nancy?

>>22513999
It's clear that he awkwardly wanted top quote the president. How can twitter be such a cesspoll?

>>22513845
>SQQQ
It's got Short in the name, what did you expect?

>>22514001
I do the opposite of this
attractive women get less, ugly women get more (unless they're bad waitress), dudes get more

>>22513968
Ohhhh looks like we have new tripfag for btfo

Care make any market predictions

>>22514001
proper amount for goblinas and dudes is always 10% max

>>22514057
People in San Francisco bitch about everything though.

>>22514035
>I just see retarded fucks use it so I buy their stocks
Why would the declining sales of Ipads make you buy Apple stock? It's the phones that makes you buy Apple

So here's a question: I'm 5K into GMHI, and up 17% at the moment. It's been going incrementally up every day recently, 1-2%. Should I just sell and move onto something else, or is that stupid and the clever move is just to push the stop sell limit up as it goes?

>>22514035
I was planning on selling today, guess I'm holding until the next iphone

>>22513954
This hurts me too much.
It's too true. I can only hope that I learn from my mistakes. It's true. Stonks only go up.

>>22514089
>tipping brown people

>>22513859
> These are the people swaying elections and corporate and social policy

>>22514068
Based

What's your opinion on Mercado Libre (MELI)? It has grown tremendously over the past couple of year, and analysts seem to love it. I'm always skeptical of investing in companies in Emerging Markets though, especially when it seems that investors expectations are this high. I sort of fear that I might have missed the boat on it already...

>>22514059
He cant see it though since he uses curl to surf the web

>typical itoddler

>iPedOS
Bearish?

>>22514068
This is the way.

$329 for the new ipad is amazing

>>22514070
>we
You know damn well this place has no power despite the six to seven figure accounts that occasionally pop up.

>>22513968
Servers in the US don't give a shit about quality, they will assault you if you 'don't tip enough' following garbage-tier service and unless you want to eat food full of cum and shit (for real), you don't go twice, ever, to a restaurant you've tipped less than 15% before, or a restaurant where the server was acting like an asshole (because regardless of tip they'll feel entitled to shit you up).
Service quality in europe is so far ahead it's insane, precisely because they don't care. They gain nothing from fucking people over.

>>22514035
This asshole needs to draw faster, I don't get to see this bitch's toes often enough.

APPLE IS SWITCHING TO USBC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS BULLISHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would anyone wear an Apple watch every day over a classic watch? Wouldn't dare wear that or any. smartwatch over my Seamaster

>>22514070
thats the whole reason i'm tripping now. baggie SQQQfag lost all their money so someone new has to take up the mantle to lose all their money lest we anger the Gods.

I bought two APPL 130c 9/25.
and five TSM 90c 10/2

when do i buy more into TQQQ/SOXL?

>>22514135
my little Autismo is just having sensory overload
don't reprimand him he must be entertained no matter how retarded or disruptive he is being

>>22514151
regulators were getting on their ass about that, it was inevitable

>>22513963
>>22513997
>>22514025
Cope
I sold at 18 and am still holding 3000+

ipad 8th for 329 is a good deal, ok that's cool

Does Tim Apple look a bit shaky?

I keep swing trading WKHS. I've been successful at avoiding red days, although I probably would've made more if I just held 100%.
My name is anon, and I am a gambler.

>>22514153
Because some governments are now paying people to wear one.

>>22514172
fortunately with stocks, i'll never need to sell since they will always go up, unlike link

>>22514160
Could you go all in on TQQQ and QQQ so it tanks? Thanks

>all screen display
>has bezels that are at least .25" wide
ok

>>22514160
these are my price targets, reeeeee
Although I don't think AAPL will hold 130, just hit it

>>22514149
Pretty easy to be chill about moving plates for a living when youre getting 15 euros an hour minimum wage. Faggot europeans are so pampered because america subsidizes their entire continent with our military budget

>>22514163
End of next week when I offload my bags

>>22514151
iPads have been USB-C for awhile now.

>>22514027
More like $0.01

>>22514149
>they will assault you if you 'don't tip enough'
i consistently tip 15% and this has literally never happened to me. get off /pol/, go into the real world fren
>Service quality in europe is so far ahead it's insane, precisely because they don't care.
I half agree, but going to euro style means adopting universal health care, which will never happen in the United States

>>22514151
I guess Thunderbolt ports are kill?

Tim sounds like he has an underlying southern accent he's trying to hide

How do I long this architectural firm behind Steve Jobs Theater?

>>22514194
Okay? I also bought Link at 80 cents, did you have fun buying TSLA at 800 dollars?

>>22513968
>where the wage is dependent on service quality
Roasties will get a shit ton regardless of quality.
>they don't care if you're even there.
I also don't wanne be spoonfed like a baby. The only thing they should do is asking what I wanna have and then telling the cook. That's all.

>>22514138
>19
how is that possible

>>22514211
>>22514211
The air and entry level Ipads weren't until now

>>22514123
In my opinion, not at that price...

>>22514228
Shoo shoo fiverr pajeet

>>22514102
Every single lowlife buys their phones though. Their sales did not even drop. Samsung dropped like 25% YoY but not having money will never stop the consumer sows in Yurop, China and the US
>>22514106
I still have 2 short puts on 127.5 I have to roll each week. I dont get much for them right now, but these two positions alone make like 600/800 dollars a month

>>22514197
50% of my IRA is now in QQQ

>>22514227
it's the last thing he did :(

FCAU making moves. nice green

>>22514151
they make money off of chargers, that is not bullish

>>22514202
Move your welfare queens out then. Nobody wants you anyway.

>5nm
INTC IN SHAMBLES

>crabbing during event
Nvidia went 10% for the event, Apple is doomed.

this one is the first presenter who shouldn't be in an asylum

>>22514244
so brave slaaaay queeen yaaaas

APPLE USING 5NM INTEL AND AMD BOTH BTFO

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IF TSLA DID A SIMILAR PRESENTATION THE STOCK WOULD PUMP 2X?

Witnessed a burping contest at checkers today. Is that bullish for KO?

>>22514240
That's what I'm saying, everyone buy phones but barely anyone cares about ipads

>>22514217
>universal healthcare
just implement a National Sales Tax. It will go a long way in paying for it

>>22514264
Yeah ill just call up the NWO and let them know

>>22514277
Sell off after the event.

>>22514227
I work in architecture, it's not that impressive. no one does it because it's just too expensive to do for an interior that is too uncomfortable from sun. more impressive is the fact that Facebook is literally building a private bridge across the San Francisco Bay so their poorfag workers in Manteca/Stockton can take private Facebook trains that drop them off right in front of the facebook campus in EPA

>>22514281
AMD uses the same fabs smooth brain.

time apple boosting these entry level models and having payment plans is straight bullish

>>22514286
They will do a similar event next week, on the 22th.

>5nm

Apple just fucked Intel and AMD lmao

>>22514286
we'll find out at battery day

and then it'll fucking moon on Starship presentation day despite being a totally different company, I guarantee it

>>22514068
Fucking a, brother

How much initial capital and what level of knowledge is needed to become a full time trader?

2x the specs for 8x the price! Amazing! Apple you did it again!

>>22514135
If that kid doesn't end up a tranny by 18 I'll transition myself.

How is TD Ameritrade?

>>22514277
NVDA dropped during and after event, then rocketed AH.

> 5nm
Is Apple the best chip maker now?

>>22514337
Its the only reason canada exists

EVERYTHING IS DROPPING! SOMEONE STOP APPLE FROM AIRING THIS SHIT

>>22514286
They did a couple of weeks ago with neuralink. It crabbed and then dumped

>>22514346
Aren't they just buying from Taiwan Semiconductor?

>>22514321
Intel is a zombie company and AMD is just a reseller of really shitty chink chips

>console level graphics on ipad

lol

TSLA

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>>22514319
>twenty seceth

>>22513968
Where the hell do you live that your server does anything more than the bare minimum? You're taking orders and delivering food, it's not that hard. Especially now that places are just getting tablets and letting you order online with QR codes scanned on your phone. They literally don't even have to memorize orders anymore, just drop food and drinks off at your table. How "good" can you even make this service to justify a tip? Does your waitress give you a lapdance or something? Not only that, but you do know tips aren't given directly to your server, right? They're pooled together and split evenly among the staff - so regardless of whether or not one server did a shit job, they'll get the tip money anyway. And with tipping culture being so heavily indoctrinated and socially enforced, most people would give a tip even for poor service.

>>22514363
Tim Gay bought puts bro

>He bought the NVDA ARM fud?

>>22514392
>twenty twooth

>>22513827
what stock do i invest in to bring my pet rat back
i miss him so much bros

>>22514363
>everything is dropping
what the fuck are you holding

APPLE ADMITTING DEFEAT THUNDERBOLT IS KILL

how is this presentation making me hate technology? i just want to live in the woods now.

USB-C on the ipad fucking finally

TSM TSM TSM

>>22514202
The tipping system is a necessary but evil part of american life. Americans are such miserable people to deal with, outside of you anons, that the only way you can motivate other Americans to wait on them and put up with their shit is if there is performance motivated incentives. If it wasn't for tips, any customer that was even a little demanding would just get ignored.
t. Bartender and server for 4 years.

>>22514415
Miracle grow

>>22514426
Thunderbolt was absorbed into the USB 4 spec. There’s no need for it anymore.

>>22514427
fuck off
they're using the iphone 4s design for the new ipads and it's fucking incredible
the first ipads should have looked like this

>>22513859
>I carried one plate with a meal I knew nothing about on top, nor did i do any extra labor to prepare, deliver, or serve said meal
>I deserve 20% on a $100 meal

>>22514441
I dont tip and nobody ever says anything to me. Because im not a little faggot

>>22514390
I've been hearing about a black widow movie for like, 4+ years. Pretty sure there was a script I read but it was so long ago I forget. It was your typical, raised by bad people to be a seductress assassin and get revenge on them plot.

>>22514438
>TSM to overtake AMD
lmao, i backed the wrong fucking horse

>>22514441
Americans are miserable to deal with because everything in our country is miserable and pits us against each other. Not complaining, it's a fine system if you just want to build a personal little empire w/ a house, wife, and kids but this is not the place to be if you want to feel brotherhood w/ your fellow man or whatever

>over half my folio is AAPL and TSM

>>22514415
flightless records

>>22514465
literally all iPhones and iPads look the same

>>22514465
wow an even better sales pitch, what a batch of sunlight you are mr apple guy

>$599

>>22513968
>service quality
Their job is literally to transport food the chef makes to my table and to occasionally check in to see if I desire anything else from the chef.

Tipping is a meme made by boomers who wanted to show off how much money they had that simply went too far.

>>22514438
This is too much too fast, what if line go down now?

> iOS 14 tomorrow
iOS 14 tomorrow
> iOS 14 tomorrow
iOS 14 tomorrow
> iOS 14 tomorrow
iOS 14 tomorrow
> iOS 14 tomorrow
iOS 14 tomorrow
> iOS 14 tomorrow
iOS 14 tomorrow

>>22514495
The new Gizz song is shit

>>22514438
aaaaaaaaaaahhhh it was supposed to keep crabbing until I took my profits in GME

RATE THIS APPLE PRESENTATION 1-10

>>22514517
it will probably dip tomorrow, sell off your bags by EOD fren and lock in those gainz

>>22514390
Salud.

>DXY

How should one position themselves for the rest of the week? I have UVXY 24.5c expiring next friday that are burning money. I also have cash on the side

>>22514540
4

>>22514527
>Release the iOS update to fuck their old phones and force them to buy a subscription

>>22514540
3

>Apple invents homescreen widgets

Where’s the iPhone, Tim?

>>22514531
ngl they seem to have fucked something up and just made microtonal banana but worse

honey is kinda cute though

QQQ crashing

TSLA 500 when?

>>22514441
It's been shown a thousand times over that server performance doesn't affect tips at all, people just feel obligated and pay the same whether it's good or bad service.

>>22514540
>Market dropping
Uhm yeah, I'm thinking 2/10

My dry powder is ready, lets the disappointment dump commence

anybody got a link to jerome

Whats happening! Why's stuff dumpimg!?

>>22514572
NOW

>>22513992
They still expect tip for take out

>No 'One more thing'

Market selling AAPL

No "one more thing"?

I'm gonna be laffin once SQQQ moons post Powell niggeraids

>>22514560
october

2pm rugpull

Bros why isn't AAPL stock mooning after this fantastic presentation?

>>22514553
>>22514555
>>22514575

Correct answer is 0

>>22514570
some guy just bought $300,000 in TSLA 425p 9/18 too.
is it gonna dump tomorrow?

>>22514582
Tomorrow at 2pm et.

How bullish is Apple's new twitter like icon? $200 eow?

>no new iphone
b bro

>>22514478
That's fine but you probably don't get the same server in the same establishment twice.
>>22514493
>Americans are miserable to deal with because everything in our country is miserable and pits us against each other.
This is also very true. A lot of anons don't realize how shitty waiting tables really is. It's not just pick up plate, set down plate. I don't miss it and will never work in a business ever again where I have to deal with customers face to face.

Holy fuck, why is it dumping so hard? If apple goes red today i may exit for a few weeks.

when is jpow speaking?

>>22514616
whoops

>>22514368
neuralink tesla and spacex are separate companies with separate stock

>>22514586
aapl didn't deliver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>>22514635
That doesn't stop them from influencing one another

>>22514597
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22514627
It's 2pm.

>>22514281
? I dont see anything about it. CPUs or GPUs?

inb4 the entire market collapses because they failed to announce a new phone

>ORCL only minority holder in tiktok

Im ready for the moon mission

>>22514606
I have the typical boomer family and I know that they will fall for the ipad shit, not to mention my dad that is out biking daily like some sort of hipster will buy the watch because of all the "cool high tech health stuff", so probably not 0 but still bad

>>22514650
a14 bionic so both

>>22514304
The whole campus is just windowmaxing. I'm easily impressed. Would be cool to combine it with electrochromatic windows. I've been waiting 10 years for that to take off but it must too expensive, only Boeing uses it (bearish as fuck).
>private bridge
That would be cool. Looks like it's stalled for now.

>>22514573
>It's been shown a thousand times over that server performance doesn't affect tips at all
Utter nonsense. I have had plenty of occasions where me doing my job above expectations or below expectations affected my tip. I get what you're trying to say but it's factually untrue.

>>22514390
By the time they get around to it Scarlett Johansson is gonna have crows feet

WE NEED MORE ENERGY, GIVE ME YOURS SO AMD DUMPS AND CRASHES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22514664

>People thinking technology companies only go up forever
Competition will take over Apple sooner than you expect. Already happening in some countries. This presentation was pathetic lol

Don’t worry guys. JPow is going to announce the new iPhone along with a 5 to 1 split of the US dollar.

>instagram music
>adhd transition and camera motion
>depressed sounding fake enthusiasm announcers
>too much jargon to get the point across
>too fucking colorful
>no hands on use of products

what a nightmare, why did i ever buy into the aapl meme, this was at least supposed to stabilize it

That's an OOF

>>22513889
Jim Cramer IS the market.

IT'S SHOWTIME

>>22514688
Based money multiplier

>>22514688
I forget that sometimes this general can be legitimately hilarious sometimes
5 star post

>>22514717
wheres the link for the live feed

someone link me to the jpow stream i'm too lazy and gay to find it myself

>>22514632
They are doing the meeting today, it's just that they're letting the suckers(aka retail) know the decisions made tomorrow, thus letting the big boys pump or dump depending on results.

>>22514724
you obviously aren't reading my posts bro

>tfw didn't buy AAPL puts during the stream

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22514717
Post link faggots

>Apple down 2.5% since the event started

I bought 500 000 shares of KOD.L

Will Bloomberg or CNBC show Jpow or do I need to watch a stream?

>>22514597
Like that post pointed out before though, bears can be right but their timing is always off and still manage to lose money.

>>22514670
worked on the project a few years ago when it was closer to being a reality. The official story is that regulators made the project too expensive but the real story is that FB was too afraid of their massive dorm project in the East Bay being leaked so the whole project is on hold until they renegotiate the real estate deal in Hayward. this is technically breaking my NDA but who gives a shit lol. i'm unemployed and trade using my brother's social security number.

>>22514550
Everybody is scared of the Fed presentation. Mnuchin already told you what's going to happen but everyone's still bearish. I'm positioning for an all-sectors rally.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/14/steven-mnuchin-now-isnt-the-time-to-worry-about-the-deficit-fed-balance-sheet.html

im so fucking tired of simp culture

too much porn on this website even on safe boards

at least my options are printing

I take it SQQQ for the rest of the week...

30 minute youtube presentation wipes out 50 billion in value from apple. Based

Did Apple just make the market dip

>>22514773
They are the iphone company now, market doesn't care about the rest.

The rugpulls are always at 2pm.

>>22514688

>>22514773
Cuz it's all nigger shit and people are tired of niggers

>>22514807
>simp culture
What is this, and how is it related to porn?
I think you may be braincucked by memes, my dude.

>>22514773
Get rekt dumb FAGGOT

Nice presentation bro.

>>22514797
This. They fail to understand that line always go up in the end.

>>22514807
>too much porn on this website even on safe boards
agreed. anyone who doesn't jerk off to their thoughts is a fag

>>22514807
Barely anything in here anon

>>22514819
True that, they better announce some buybacks aswell

rally fading towards close again. yield solid.
metals unchanged. cryptos and metals however start to show weakness. for shitcoins, tsla up some and wkhs down a bit

>>22513859
I don't tip non whites

>>22514680
That's completely anecdotal. Every time this comes up there are a bunch of studies done and the difference between a "good" and "bad" server getting a "good" or "bad" tip is like 3% difference.

>>22514816
this is how we pump the entire market, just get jerome to buy apple

>>22514815
Oh no. Im only up 4% for the day now.

>>22513827
>Bought apple instead of memeing into Tsla
Boy did I fuck up

>>22514680
>tfw you've been on /g/ so long you thought this was a post about osx server latency

yeah bros i thinnk im averaging down on sqqq

>>22514552
Bullish AF desu

Buy aapl while its cheap. It will go up

>>22514883
you can still buy SHLL below 50$

will GME ever go back under $7 ever again? I still haven't receive my august invoice money fucckkk

Is the FED meeting being livestreamed?

$AAPL flirting with $116

>>22514572
I bought pre-split (knew that normies would go ape shit) sold at 475. Someone talk me out of fomoing back into TSLA becuase of retarded battery day hype.

>>22514887
I dont tip AWS servers

>>22514688
>>22514720
>>22514724
>5 to 1 split of the US dollar
Israel did a reverse split 1000:1 and nobody cared. Think about that.

>>22514670
I've seen some of them electrosmart windows in real life, it's one of those technologies that made me think people from the past would literally say is magic. I hope it becomes more of a thing soon.

>>22514907
No, looks like it's being boggstreamed.

Someone tell me what stock to buy right now.
Something cheep that will pump very soon.
I want like 10x gains.

>>22514217
>I tip crap waiters "enough" and they don't assault me
>that means they never assault anyone for not tipping "enough"
>>>>>>>but going to euro style tipping means adopting universal health care
Please never remove your trip.

>>22514907
twitch.tv/FedJPow

>>22514905
I hope the guy with the 30k sold his above 50

Also, no one talking about IPOB?

>>22514831
>braincucked by memes
Better than being braincucked by the mass media
Just barely better, but still better

>>22514907
cnbc talking about groceries.

My macbooks have had USB-C for a while.. are you guys living in the stone age?

>my unemployment certification asking me new questions now
Oh shit
I got on it while furloughed, then my job opened back up and I didn't return, but I was still able to collect unemployment
What do

>>22514932
F-FUCK

>>22514956
The internet is mass media, moron. 4chan is mass media. You are elitist in your choice of cancer, which is retarded.

>>22514966
Lie, fuck the system

>>22514933
sqqq calls

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>>22514920
I sold at $440 this morning. I may get back in if it dips under $400 again

I NEED SPY to close above 342 tomorrow. how is it looking for me bros? i cant watch the charts anymore.

>>22514966
lol you're unironically fucked

>>22514966
back to your cage.

>rug pull
>went from up 3% on the day to up 2.85%
oh no I'm financially ruined

>>22514807
I agree. The worst is shit like >>22514831
>>22514853
who see that shit as so normal now that they think the current level is OK and extremely low because it's all over the place everywhere else.

>>22514966
Just lie, no way they check everything

>>22514951
Bought to simp for daddy JPOW

>>22514957
Yea thats why i was wondering if it was being streamed somewhere.

>>22514933
Wait for PLTR next tuesday

imminent crash this Thursday then?? I'm holding puts at a huge loss right now. Please give me good news

>>22514966
I hear Amazon is hiring. Back in the cage.

DXY going back up

>>22515021
>good news
it will all be over soon anon

AAPL are ok? Should have bought TSLA

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>>22514980
I don't think you know what mass media means, but yes 4chan is cancerous anyway.

>>22514807
How new are you? Porn on SFW boards has literally always been a thing since 4chan's creation. If anything, the cracking down on porn was only something that happened around the time Moot stopped caring and shortly before he sold the site off to Hiro. 4chan was NSFW all site-round even on blue boards because it was more of a courtesy thing than a hard baked rule you'd get banned for. As long as you weren't making straight up porn dumps, nobody cared - especially if you spoilered the image. We even used to have a meme that comically played off someone posting NSFW images on SFW boards. It has absolutely nothing to do with simp culture, you're just from r*ddit or something and don't understand chan culture. But maybe I'm just too old to be posting on this shitty site. I wasted my teens here (everyone was underrage, even Moot) and still visit it despite going on 30.

MISTER APPLE I DONT FEEL SO GOOOOOOOD

>>22515026
Sure ill do it for 25 an hour and full coverage. Oh, too many third worlders around? Enjoy them fucking your shit up from the inside while i get 2000$ a month jacking off

>>22515035
Yeah on Friday, but you didn't answer my question

>>22515052
your life will be over soon

>>22515040
I don't think you know what simp, or mass media, means. Which is weird, because on this mass media you are currently using you can look up these things.

>>22514966
>Unemployment agencies overwhelmed with applications and payments
>have enough time to DD on some faggit

Just lie, nigger.

>>22515037
Nope, I took out puts somewhere else

>>22514966
just bullshit that you don't feel safe working in the office and you're trying to find a safer job? Like bullshit that you're trying to find a new job that lets you work from home?
like do you live with someone who is vulnerable?

>>22514966
lie

GLD looks like it is about to break out?

NEEtards rise up

>>22515066
We sure are spending a lot of time thinking about each other! We should get a room already

>>22515003
They verify with the employer because the employer pays money for unemployment. They will just charge him after they discover it and he will owe all that money back.

Tim Cook is a fucking fraud.

>>22514966
Go get diagnosed with some made up disability like being transgender or something.

give me one good reason to not go all in on activision?

>>22515090
Sorry, my kink is telling wrong people that they are wrong. I am jerking off as I type this.

>>22515091
Who cares? Just dont pay them back.

imagine being mad about porn on 4chan lol

You guys gotta learn that buy stocks that are going up is statistically proven to make you more money than selling stocks when you think they are too high, or buying stocks when you think they are too low. You are nothing, you are fucking retarded. You gotta ride the wave of the real traders.
Don't ever buy puts unless shit is already crashing, you will never time the market. You are dumb and probably make $50k a year. you will never make it trying to outsmart the big fish.

>>22515004
nbc/fox are just streaming the Biden roundtable, so not there.

>>22515064
Aight

>>22515048
Are you retarded?

You sell on the news and buy back at the retrace.

>>22515044
Porn was never blasted 24/7 in all threads. There were some porn threads and they were rare (e.g. vidya porn threads on /v/) and the occasional pornposts accompanying some comment. Otherwise, porndumps were almost exclusively on select boards and the dedicated porn boards. Even after /vp/ was created, /vp/ porn dumps were segregated. It's completely different from now where that shit is everywhere at all times, no matter the board, topic, or comment.
Fucking simp.

>>22515094
does that forreals count as a disability? you don't even need to take hormones to be a tranny now, might be a good deal for the non-autistic NEETs of this board.

>>22514925
Got a source on that? Would like to read more about it

>>22515110
New DC show looks good. Calls on T.

AAPL gonna close at 110

>>22515114
>I'm retarded, and the average redditor is retarded, so everyone must be as retarded as me
So if you admit you're dumber than average why would we not filter you

>>22515135
we don't really get porn on this board, just kpop asians, trannies, and the occasional hot woman

>>22513968

People still tip in Europe so waiters try very hard to perform. My family always tip 10% even though it's not necessary.

>>22515149
pretty sure he's talking about the holocaust, anon

>>22514807
Agreed. Those disgusting coomers will never make it. If you have the urge to attach a semi porn pic to each of your posts there's something wrong with you. Most of them are virgins trying to compensate but still... they're mentally ill.

>>22515170
Lmao nobody in europe tips because the meal already costs 40 euros because minimum wage is 15

>>22514906
invoice?
i hope it doesnt. i bought at $8

>>22515044
Who's moot?

>>22515114

jpow, get the printers ready!

>>22513985

iPad is ok but not for 350 dollars, price is absolutely outrageous. You're paying top buck for a laptop with Downs.

>>22515168
Only because mods actually ban for nippleslips here. It's almost worse in that regard since it's almost a contest to see who can skirt the rule the best. That would be great in another environment, but for this? Here?

>>22515189
The printers have been off since July.

>>22514130
doesnt he like get webpages emailed to him so he doesn’t have to load them himself or something

>>22514104
>not using trailing stpps
NGMI

>>22515167
He's not really wrong though, like you pointed out average people are dumb so it really is better for them to just buy and hodl than to try and figure any of this shit out. You're trying to act like it's just the average r*dditor but really the average 4channer isn't much better. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that on average we've got lower IQs, overall level of success, etc.

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>>22515084
One of the options is that I had to quit my job as a direct result of covid, although I did tell my boss I just wasn't coming back
>>22515091
I've been collecting unemployment after quitting since like June

>>22515194
Laptops go for $700 and over tho

>seething kike on fox business screeching about unemployed people getting money because a bunch of kikes destroyed the economy permanently

Scrooge mcduck republicucks are faggot cancer. Is this nigger refusing his paycheck for being a congressman?

>>22514807
Dude there used to be so much gore and scat everywhere, just be glad porn is the only r rated thing that shows up on boards like this now.

>>22515149
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_new_shekel

think i am about to buy gold calls

>>22515114
it's true that i make 50k a year but i only work one day a week

>>22515114
stocks go statistically up yes because of inflation and so on which is long term upward bias, thus coinflipping long-short it would require skill to lose money long term doing short term trading. but there are skilled people who can time the market too. and stocks go only up in usa it seems, not in europe. asia it depends on the country

>>22515244
Stop posting big titty anime girls on here, you will make people depressed again and go on a rant about their lonely life

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>>22515224

yes but you're paying half the price for something not even 10% as good. It's completely redonkelous.

>>22515221
you're right that the average NPC would be better with mutual funds or just SPY but if you're not trying to beat the returns of a passive NPC why would you be on the degenerate stock gambling thread of the shitcoin board of a korean basket weaving forum

>>22515268
Actually it's fine as long as there's no Qtards to get triggered and call us all pedos, and that kpop avatarfag isn't here. I haven't seen him all day today, hopefully he finally an hero'd or just found a different general to blog in.

>>22515285
You're paying a premium for convenience and brand name so I get it. It does suck tho

>>22515135
When did you start browsing? By the time /vp/ was created, there was already a shift in the way Moot was handling 4chan management. You're right that straight up porn dumps were discouraged and people posted them in their respective boards, but attaching random ecchi images to your post has never been a big deal.

I remember when /a/ and /v/ gave birth to the Game of Pretend MS paint comic and spammed threads with them all the time. Nobody gave a fuck about the fact that every comic straight up had full blown sex and cumshots in it, it was all in good fun and the edits were creative.I can think of many other NSFW memes that originated on SFW boards and were posted a lot in their heyday. I think you're misremembering how the early chan days were. Back when tripfags like LancedJack and Tohno-chan spammed ecchi images in like every thread. If anything, those asshats were the reason Moot cracked down a bit harder on the SFW rules.

>>22514688
Based

>>22515292
i come for the cope and seethe.

>>22515225
Meanwhile they never critique the multi-trillion dollar bond program in the CARES act but they call you a bad guy for being unemployed

>>22515184

I live in Europe and everyone I know tip.

>>22515631
Retard

>>22513859

i never give a tip.
fking wagies get minimum wage which is far enough

>>22515614
People have been mentally stunted to the point that they can only think in the latest meme or buzzword.

>>22515233
>Oh no, Reddit.com uses bog energy
Dumb redditors flying too close to the sun.

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>>22514011
>revolut
Thought only I did this lmao, how do you find putting big money in it? Any problems withdrawing or anything?