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your death will still cause pain anon.

>>22648974
If you're being serious, just don't kys.

>>22648974
10-20 sleeping pills depending on weight + enough alcohol to put you 2x above the legal limit. wont feel a thing, if anything, you feel great, drift off into sleep land and thats it.

>>22648974
killing coinbase employees.

>>22648974

buy the top of the upcoming bull market. the rest will take care of itself

>>22648974
Nitrogen and a mask designed for oxygen. Look up exit bag. It's just breathe, fall asleep and never wake up. No panicking as you are not building up carbon dioxide, the inert gas just replaces the oxygen. Pass out in 2 minutes, dead in 10.

>>22649026
like a being covered with a warm blanket on the comfiest bed. sounds nice and peaceful. goodbye.

>>22649026
Overdose is the least successful suicide method.

>>22648974
>his wife turned into a heavy bag
So deep... Truly a story /biz/ ought to remember

>>22648974
Death is an illusion. The essential thing that is you, the thing that animates your physical self, your soul let's say, the thing your mind bridges with the physical world, well it continues on after death and will find a resting place elsewhere in this thing we stupidly call "the universe" in contemporary society. So you don't die, you keep going on forever. Why torment yourself with a brutal end to this life? Stay and learn something, find happiness here again. You don't want to move into new realms with that bad karma of not having done what you need to do here. The purpose of reality should be self evident once you accept truth. There is good and there is bad, this should be clear. Be good, and that starts by being good to yourself.

>>22649026
Sounds boring
If you're really hopeless about life:
>first of all we both know you're just sick, get some help and stop wallowing in your own selfpity. Serotonin is regulated by your own perceived progress toward goals! Find one or Make some up!
But barring all that, why don't you get addicted to some cool drug like heroin? At least you will literally feel good for a time and not want to kill yourself so you can get your next fix

>>22649075
Good

Please don't do it OP. You are wanted.

>>22649178
cringe

>>22648974
jump in front of a train is instantaneous
dont do it tho the afterlife is way worse for suicides
>>22649077
i've seen that pic many times and i never understood this deeper meaning

>>22649077
And the bag is the shilled crypto we picked up along the way, brings a tear to my eye.

>>22649077

>>22648974
Ironic how suicide is a first world problem. Try being a pajeet somewhere hard to live and you’ll truly see how many blessing you have. I blame western society it’s completely turned many bro’s into emotional snow flakes.

>>22649276
Indians have no problem finding a virtuous bride they bond with for life. Money means nothing, we are the losers.

>>22648974
Why the fuck are there so many threads flooding on here all of a sudden? Seriously, what kind of weird social psyop is this, trying to slowly push people on this board who are breaking free from the zog matrix towards suicide. Very strange if you ask me. This is like the 5th suicide thread i've seen in the last hour.

>>22649357
I think we need to travel more Op that’s the problem. Breaks away from our bubbles. I keep saying I’m going to book a trip and I keep pushing it to the next week Ahhhhh!

>>22649380
Yeah, it's very strange. I'm starting to believe it's a spammer at this point.

Demoralisation thread. They know you won't sell your linkies so now they're literally trying to kill you.

>>22649380
And looking at the catalog there's dozens of non-business related threads that were just created out of nowhere.

>>22648974
Bullet to the head.
Or any other massive damage to the brain

Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

Don't kill yourself anon, pain and joy are temporary and permanent. Keep your head up, with time, things do get better. Love you, G

>>22649528
The average life figure is misleading as so many infants died in childbirth toi skew the numbers.

>>22649178
>The purpose of reality should be self evident once you accept truth

BUT YOU SPOUT BULLSHIT.

Mix HCL cleaner with Sulfer Dip for dogs.

Stir and let the gasses compress (it will get hot) and then when it's all foamed up huff the gasses out of it. You'll die in about two breaths by falling asleep

Wear a "white lives matter" t shirt to a George Floyd protest and let them beat you to death while they live stream it. Do something valiant.

>>22649528
>half of the posts are: you made less money (nominally)!
>the other half are demonstrating how much better the purchasing power of your dollar was
I dont get it, what are they trying to say?

>>22648974
.38 special out of a snub nose revolver. make sure it's the lead point ammo; no copper jacket, no hollow point, literally just a round piece of lead on the end of the case. why? it will penetrate one side of your skull, but not the other. then itll bounce around in your head, guaranteeing death. your brain doesnt feel pain either, so it's over instantly.

>>22648974
Live a productive life and die of old age.