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https://youtu.be/Z_zLT3i8-x0

BOBO ARE YOU OK?
BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO?
BOBO ARE YOU OK?
BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>23100451
I have a lot of chinese stocks because I see a lot of growth there but I also want Trump to win. Am I a hypocrite/retard?

T S M

hi

TRUMP STARTED TWEETING 5 MINUTES AGO STRAP IN

BIGboys and AMDchads run this market.

Americans are stupid niggerloving retards with inferior genes. Literally the trash that had to move to a far away place that nobody wanted.

>>23100507
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

>>23100506/
whats he saying

>>23100451
>trump never planned this you retards edition
I'm pretty sure Trump controls the fed, but mkay

>>23100506
PLEASE TRUMP I WANT YOU TO WIN BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23100523
hoyl heckies buy GPRO

>>23100460
so why the fuck are you even in /smg/ if you aren't a degenerate gambler trying to make it to 6 or 7 figures

i told you to buy the dip yesterday anon. this was obvious "art of the deal" tactics :)

>>23100523
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "ROUNDING UP THE JEWS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Blockbuster posters need to get coomed on

Will TQQQ moon today bros?
All i need is it to get to 140 EOD

>>23100493
NO

where the HECK is the downvote button???

>BABA

>>23100540
>HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "ROUNDING UP THE JEWS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bullish

>>23100523
Is we getting a stimulus check

>>23100540
That was James Woods... Is it finally happening?

What speculative ETF can I hold for 30 years? Thinking of ARKK but Cathie could die/retire within 20 years. My portfolio is already 40% QQQ so I want something without megacap U.S. tech.

>>23100549
CAN IT WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY?

GME posters asking leftypol newfags if they made a good investment.
Nut up you fuckers, GME will double, stop embarrassing your fellow coomers.

>>23100364
>>23100379
Why the fuck aren't you listening?
A R E C

R

E

C

>>23100549
We might see 132 up towards 134 depending if the market keeps trending up. I bought the dip at 127 and am fucking glad I took the risk.

This is fake and illegal. This was supposed to be our time bobos. What happened? Is the bull delusional too grand to bring down the market? How can anyone buy now and think it’s a good idea?

>>23100595
it already pumped retard

>>23100593

Shits trash and do is your bullshit forced meme

>>23100599
Exactly what I'm aiming for, nice! Maybe I'm not shit at this anymore.

>>23100604
watch in 2 hours

>>23100605
You fucking idiot. I posted 30% ago

>>23100604
I bought VXX, and I thought it was a good idea, but I also bought GLD, NAK and SPY and thought that was a good idea too.... I mean just buy stuff so you have stuff to sell.

>>23100593
Those who have become one with the coom are lurking silently in wait for the final coomening. Only those of shaky or little faith continue to teeter back and forth between belief and doubt.
In the end, the true coomers will reap the rewards of their loyalty to the coom cat.

>>23100610
I speak English

>>23100604

The market trends upward/bullish. It was literally built to go up. It will go down sure but it’s less frequently and short lived. You’ll get your’s but it’s a small piece of pie.

>>23100613
Anything under 130 is a cheapy

Any bank chads on here? BAC and JPM doing me right

>>23100604

>>23100451
It looks like it is a buy eod type of day today.

>>23100627
Is a 1000 shares enough to coooooooooom??

Palantir chads where you at? What is your stack?

>>23100604
just look at this dumb face. no original thought. no creativity. he only knows one way to make money. buy. like a monkey he can only press one button

>>23100524
they cant even audit the fed and you think trump controls it

It's starting to turn down.

>Added money to my brokers wallet too late
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffUCK
I'm gonna get FUCKED I know it. I just wanted PLTR..

OH GOD HERE IT COMES

>>23100670
They are obviously doing what he wants, so it's either that are the fed agrees with Trump on every point about the economy

>>23100592
Do you have a trading methodology/setup going on? if not just paper trade till you find something repeatable to build confidence before using real money.

>>23100662
And yet bobos are seething over this secret 9000iq tactic lmao

>>23100704
Big, if true.

PLTR WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED

I'v learned my lesson. I sold SPAQ, HYLN and every other meme ev stock I had. Instead I'll buy SBE with that money instead of betting on different car companies.

I'll just fucking hdlo this thing until EV bubble pops

>>23100659
Up 12% in 2 days my man

>>23100451
How do I get supply chain information if I'm a poor faggot without Bloomberg terminal?
In other words, how can I know who a company does business with? Suppliers and customers. I know Bloomberg even had the percentage of revenue coming from a certain customer etc

I just bought my first penny stock that mooned
>All the money I lost from retard buys has come back

FUCKING ZSAN AND OPTT JUST TAKE OFF ALREADY STOP COCK TEASING ME WITH THAT CRAB

scam

I'ma get stopped out of my bear position guys... Stop fucking buying until it dips.

A question to all TSM and AMD chads here
How are you trading these two madlads?
Which memelines and TA indicators do you use and how?

>>23100573
Trump is calling out dems(deblasio) for “rounding up the jews”
So no, not happening. Yet. Trump wont be a part of the jewish extrrmination

I CAN FEEL IT BROS. The drop..........

>>23100743
Learn how to read SEC fillings, especially 10-k's.
Check shkrelli's stock investing videos on youtube.

>>23100768
Based Deblasio preventing the MIGA stranglehold.

>>23100748
No wait until 1030 idk if it's a pump and dump yet if it's digits then it's pumping for real

>>23100747
It’s a gamble and sometimes you’ll get it. I got $1.2K from SUNW and got back to where I was and then tanked it by buying more penny stocks like I did in the morning. I was up $174 yesterday too

best way to make a quick buck this morning? 10/9 spy calls? my LAC is stagnating

>>23100659
I'm still negative on it because I bought around the top on listing day. FML

>>23100760
January and march leaps on amd as majority of position, some shares, and a couple weekly calls

>>23100743
Yahoo finance!!!


Its the most accurate stock price and it shows you news for that stock with lots of detail. You can predict if a stock is going to shit the bed or not.

It also has a comment section for each stock, and the general population shitposts just like us, but there's a but more knowledge amongst them since they aren't just blindly hedging bets but actually watching the news for their favorite stock. So get the phone app

Pic related is WWR

>>23100768
Why is Wilhem rounding up the Jews? Are they trying to have gatherings of more than 10 people and not wearing their stars, I mean masks, or something?

>was going to sell SNE to buy TSM when TSM was in the $70s
>didn’t
Fuck me, sne has been the lone shitstain on my portfolio this week

>>23100747
which one? i s the pump over

>HYLN and NKLA are literally going to cross paths
clown market

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Buy the PHUN dip

>>23100799
This is the first morning I have ever looked at my portfolio to see green. I haven't ever been so calm before.

>>23100802

Apple 115 to 120calls expiring the 16th or 23rd if it dips below 114 again.

what a rugpull.. someone tell me this market is not 100% fake.

Who bought the top? show yourself

>its actually a red day
im going to cry

>>23100816
They were literally packed like sardines in the road jumping up and down like retards chanting. The cops on the megaphone just tell them to get on the sidewalk and off the street.
Idk why Trump is reposting it. I guess for free holohoax reference points.
COPS ARE TELLING JEWS TO MOVE WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF??
If trump dropped all the Jew shit he would be a perfect president.

>>23100840
bulltrapped

>>23100838
That would be me

>>23100821
OPTT. And I don't think so, I think it will keep rising but it's up to you.
I kept avoiding WWR when it reached 4 because I assumed the peak already happened, then it hit 8, and I felt the same way, then it hit 11.

>>23100838

It’s 2020 going on 2021 already. Everything is fake. Hang on for the ride keep your head on hedge your bets don’t get greedy and you’ll be fine. Jump on or miss out.

>Can't sell my CLF calls

:(

>>23100836
>>23100836
AAPLs faggotry has cost me $2k in options this month im not touching that shitstock with a 10ft pole

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
IT WAS A BULL TRAP
BIG BOYS UNLOADING
TRUMP IS GOING CRAZY ON TWITTER
MARKETS UNSTABLE

>>23100868
maybe after the biden wins and raises taxes for everyone including small animals dump

>>23100760
just buy and hold, DCA if you must, do the wheel on AMD if you must, they're both good picks to hold with a 3 year outlook so the worst thing that would happen is you miss out on more profits if your covered calls accidentally execute, and if your puts also execute, you'll be fine long-term even if it dips further

and yes I can seriously say that AMD is still a good long-term hold even if people are scared by their inflated PE ratio. Their growth continues to be massive and is practically guaranteed to continue for another 3 years because of Intel fucking up

CREG bro are we selling here?

>>23100451
I'm going fishing friday after work. God I can't wait.

>>23100877
he should really post here instead of twitter

>>23100875

Lol where’d you buy in at? I got in cheap the other day before the 5g meeting announcement for the 13th

>>23100451
BOBOBROS NOOOOO HOW COULD OUR PUTS DO THIS TO US TODAY?

>>23100865
nice howd you hear about it? i wish you would have told me to buy it 2 days ago!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HYLN DOING
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23100788
>>23100811
Thanks for the tips

AMD worth watching after 10:30 for a pump to 87.8 which could send it to ~90.5.

>TSLA
Everyday it gets closer and closer to breaking support and trend

>>23100894
Up to you, I'm only in for 100 shares so I'm gonna hold.

>>23100921
it dipped and went back up yesterday, might hold for a 2nd rise and sell that.

>>23100899
i bought pic related during the downtrend then it decided to pump for literally no reason 2 days in a row then crab high for a week

Is CLF gonna go higher?

>>23100904
Seriously fuck HYLN, never should have bought that piece of shit.

>>23100901
You gotta lurk this thread like a bottom feeder fish man. Never take your eyes off the thread because you might miss anyone. WWR was spoken about last week I think and I had it on my watchlist at $2. You don't know how sad I am that it randomly mooned like this. But that's just how shit goes.

>>23100949
It needs to go down faster, my puts arent moving

>>23100506
Trump (pbuh) receives divine revelation from God. The words are sacrosanct. Anyone who says they should be impeded or halted, as you are clearly doing, should unironically be beheaded. Trump is a living saint and prophet. Anyone who disagrees is of the devil and should be treated accordingly.

>>23100937

Buy calls is already shot in the dark buying a put is an even worse idea than that unless you’ve been following a ticker closely. The only puts I buy are LCi puts on every earnings report they’re free money.

>Buy Calls
>Buy Puts
>Write Calls
>Write Puts
I remember reading an article that broke down in pretty god detail the statistics of the likelihoods of success vs failure for each of these, but I don't remember where I read it. Can any bros help a nigger out?

>Sources report Joe Biden has been hospitalized after a flock of birds attacked him

>>23100499
Why does his stomach look like burn scars

Would you guys say that crypto are the same as stonks?

>>23100962
Meant for this infidel >>23100533

>>23100979

Same as penny stocks sure

Long time /pmg/ lurker, not so much /smg/, over in /pmg/ they treat tickers like SLV, GLD, NAK, etc, like jews treat goyims. I've always thought they were a little extreme with the end times and such. What makes you get into these tickers?

I'm building a portfolio of PMs tickers as well, but they are mostly physical ETF and some large miners.

You did buy the PHUN dip right? We're going back up now

ive got a couple grand of TSM and it has been recently been treating me well. I am honestly thinking of just basically dumping every paycheck i get into it as it looks like a good long term hold (+its got a lil divvy). what do you guys think?

based

SQ could see a breakout past ~182 which should be playable.

>>23100962
Tranny loving faggot promise breaking can’t trust your word so not a man

should i just bite the bullet and sell microsoft? this lame stock been stuck for quite some time now

You guys are buying LH right?

>>23100987
Honestly the only good ticket I got from pmg is Aurcana, but I sold my position and waiting for it to drop more.

AMD calls for tomorrow?

is the clf anon from

http://twitch.tv/cowo

still here?

>>23101015
>dat volume pattern
Yikes!
Looks like someone's trying to pump and dump it. What do you know? Care to share wit the class, "anon"?

>>23100987

Its the wrong move 99.9% of the time and if someone is that worried about IT FINALLY HAPPENING they’d be better off hoarding guns ammo whiskey and coffee. Eventually something might maybe happen maybe-ish and they’ll gloat like they were right all along but it hasn’t happened yet.

>>23101012
Covered calls

why is GOOG so weak boys?

>>23100972
Damn... This is like that Alfred Hitchcock flick. Does anybody remember what the market did when that one came out?

>>23101030
lmao what the fuck kinda stream is this

is AMD pumping for a sell the news dump tomorrow?

>be in toxic work environment
>contract Covid
>nobody cares to ask how I’ve been
>so sick I end up staying home for a month
>see the light of “NEETdom”
>manage to take 3 months, then quit
>cash out my pension and hours
>decide to apply for unemployment
>they actually give it to me

Can’t believe all this worked out for me

>>23101030
Cringe

>>23101033
They have a cool name so I bought $1600 of them

“This just cant possibly keep going up, im going to short again. Bulls are delusional”

>bag holding aapl at 130
>stocktwits: tHe iPhOnE aNnOuNcEmeNt iS CoMinG!!

Yeah the iphone announcement that everyone knows is coming, that happens every year?
Why the fuck would that make it go up? How is that not already priced in? Don't get me wrong, I need it to go up but it's ridiculous to think that the iphone 12 announcement is going to make it surge upwards.

>>23101054
>get chinkflu
>lose taste and smell
>despair
My situation currently.

>>23100989
>poorly managed delisted company that has fallen from grace and could barely put up $1 even during its summer pump
>buying in now
You have to get extremely lucky to get more than 10% after the premarket pump. It'll most likely crab throughout the day.

Don't FOMO into it.

>>23101054
What's the process for applying for unemployment? It sounds pretty based. Leeching off the leeches isn't leeching.

>>23101095

This will age poorly

>>23101095
It’s Apple it will literally always go up. It’s the real life example of stonks only go up
Take it from a retard who bought Apple a couple years ago because stonks only go up

>tfw bought the dip

>>23100998
as long as you understand the DD on it, things might become different 3 years later, but for now it's perfectly good other than the China FUD
but then again if there was no China FUD, it would be priced over $100 and valued like ASML already
TSM has a roadmap to 2nm and they're reliable on hitting their goals unlike Intel, but bleeding edge past 3nm is generally very uncertain since that's not the realm of silicon anymore. Make sure to have a mental note to reassess your position after 2-3 years

potential black swan events would be a massive earthquake or some retarded stunt by mainland china so make sure you're not too exposed, find another pick to diversify into that isn't AMD or NVDA (both would also be fucked by either black swan event). US Arizona plant won't be operational until 2023 and it'll only be for 5nm which will be far from bleeding edge by that time

>>23101095
Well everyone knows it's coming, but no one knows what it will be like, so if it seems like a good phone line goes up, if it seems the same or worse line crabs or goes down.

>>23101094
if anything, short NKLA

>>23101034
SLV is still at a 100% increase since the March crash. I believe in the functions of PMs in an industry, but I doubt we'll see a full society collapse as they preach. Sounds a little schizo to me.

Also you can't take away the fact that PM miners see incredible gains during a PM bull market, which is why I have a small position in them.

Would like to hear anyone make counter points to a PM bull market in the coming years though.

>>23101054
Shitty coworkers literally make or break job, I get you anon. I recently found a place where I actually look forward to working with the people I'm with. I've never had a job before where I liked the people so much.

Anypne seeing the massive shift in TQQQ Its been moving 50 cents up and down and up and down VERY QUICKLY.

>>23101116
>mfw absolutely moisturized and in my lane

>>23101100
What's that all about, people say you lose smell and taste but is it for long?

Imagine holding HYLN right now

>>23101146
kek you might want to get used to that

Kek'd at this article from MarketWatch.

Thought you guys might also find it funny:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/joe-biden-defines-income-of-400-000-as-wealthy-but-heres-why-its-barely-scraping-by-for-some-11602010209

Where's the money, Trump?

Someone help me out. Been losing for like 2 weeks straight. What the fuck do i buy? I can't seem to catch a break. $1788 left in my account.

>>23101140
I've worked at places where I fit in and everyone liked me and work was a joy to be at. But I've unfortunately had more experiences where most people are indifferent or outright dislike you and every single moment of being there is Hell on Earth. Unfortunately that seems to be the more common scenario.

>>23101146
it's triple leveraged, it does that all day

The Queen would never let RYCEY fail

>>23101054
based and redpilled. fellow NEET here feels good to live off unemployment and corona gibbs. its like im being reimbursed for all the taxes stolen from me in years past

>>23101153

About a week. I had it this summer. I went for a run in the Texas heat and sweated the fever out but the taste and smell loss lingered a while.

Just bought a shitload of OPTT. Praying the moon mission continues.

>>23101166
Alibaba, JD.com, Xiaomi

>>23101166
Just buy ETFs and hold them, man. Won't be exciting, but at least you'll make money. Active trading isn't for you.

>>23101095
>bagholding AAPL when it has a ton of legal shit coming after it
>already acknowledged the iPhone announcement was priced in
You're better off just selling it for a loss, make gains on other stocks, then buy back for a long hold.

>>23101100

Tylenol saved my life. I was pushing pills every few hours

>>23101140

These were some of the worst human beings I have ever met. Bitter, old, fearful, disgusting people. I still have so much hate for them. I just need to let go of it but it’s hard.

>everything crabbing around support/resistance

>PLUG

>>23101161
This fills me with violent, autistic rage.

>>23101158
>>23101178
Knew I was in for some shit when I bought it but fuckkkk.

I WASN'T DONE ACCUMULATING PLTR. GO BACK DOWN, DON'T MOON NOW! I HAVEN'T STRAPPED IN MORE THAN 100 SHARES YET AAAAAAAAA

>>23100987
I mean you can sell covered calls on your SLV, GLD and NAK. What do they get to do with their treasure chest of rocks besides, spend money guarding it and eventually burying it and make a map?

>>23101190
Based self-care bro. I live in the cold Midwest so my go-to is drinking a quart of water and sleeping with my electric blanket turned up so I sweat all night.

>>23101175
I think people fall for the meme that they have to hate work and hate the people they work with. So they make everyone else miserable because they can't fathom the idea that being nice will make all the difference.
But yeah, I've have some stupid stories, mostly from my many minimum wage jobs.

What's the next step for yourself. I already had enough of unemployment, I was jobless from February to June. It was nice just to do Literally anything but I had no money, I couldn't even buy stocks. Are you going to keep looking? Also how did you get Covid, was it from work?

>>23101147
Focused. Thriving.

>>23101216
Why doesn't anyone ever talk about PLUG?

>>23100891
just curious, what are anons' strategies for DCA'ing, exactly? like, for example, say i have $50k and i want to get in to AMD. how do i go about doing so, would you say? how do i split up my $50k and where should i buy at? obviously this is different than a "put some of every paycheck every month into it" sort of deal which is why im wondering.

>>23101226
HE HATES IT

>>23101161
>$3100 a month ($37k annual) on daycare
imagine having children and paying for someone else to raise them

>>23101207
>I still have so much hate for them. I just need to let go of it but it’s hard.
I still hate my coworkers from my job I left 2 years ago. My boss would basically emotionally abuse us and I still think about raping her face sometimes.

>>23101235
Oops I forgot to check IDs lol
This is for
>>23101207

>>23101207
Shouldn't take that much of it anon, Paracetamol fucks your liver.

>>23101239
I remember someone talked about it EONS ago probably a few months actually.

>>23101196
Probably. Someone posted a fake news story on the yahoo boards. It was well done. Big money wants more.

NO STIMULUS
SELL SELL SELL

>>23101235
Sorry, I'm just a random guy that jumped into the situation. I don't have covid.

>>23101216
Chose them for my mother's portfolio. Feels pretty good.

Fucking pissed at UNH, I wanted to buy more at $295 but my money wouldn’t transfer and now it’s $325 again

>>23101235

Get my 24 rapid test once I receive my NEETbux and take a trip to Colombia for some Latina pussy. Might even attempt to stay if the US goes through with UBI. (it’s coming in some form)

>>23101272

Fuck bears and fuck kike shit

Need to invest in some ETFs bros. Anyone have any good advice or suggestions?

>>23101207
why would you fight a fever? Fevers are annoying, but they're even worse for viruses. Viruses hate being inside a hot body, they break apart instead of multiply.

>>23101272
we knew, bull it

>WTI CRUDE
tankerbros are we back?

>>23101240
Sell puts on AMD at a strike you'd feel comfortable buying at. If you don't get assigned, you the premium you collect to buy shares at the market price.

>>23101272
Retard. What, you didn't believe Trump?

>>23101272
Howdy slowpoke

hyln bros...

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>>23101288
TAN
ICLN
PBW
TQQQ
SPY

>>23101311
FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY INDIAN

>>23101283
Fucking based.

>>23101190
It's been 5 days so far, hope you're right.

>>23100698
>PLTR
It's not too late friend. I bought 225 at IPO ($10.58) and I didn't even flinch the past week because I know this is gonna be a comfy ride up

>>23101290

The Tylenol was for the other 10 symptoms I was feeling. Oddly enough I didn’t have a fever after initially getting sick. After speaking with other Covid positive people it seems the symptoms vary widely. I never lost taste or smell. Fever was non existent, but the fatigue and aches had me laying in the same spot for days.

>>23101311

>>23101161
If 400k a year is scraping you cant manage money for shit. That's a fact, idc what part of the wountry you live.
Who are these retards? Billionaires that cant imagine living on less? I live off 50k a year and own a house in cali and dont even work. I jerk around smoke weed all day with my wife and even with our finances believe we can easily afford a kid soon.
I can’t imagine having 8x the income and not feeling it’s enough. I dont make shit and i live in one of the richest places. In the country.

Amd bros whats happening

Anybody else suspect that Trump is just going to sign a stimulus XO?

RKT you little bitch stop crabbing

>>23101311
Fuck you raj

>>23101351
It's overvalued shit

>>23100760
I bought calls yesterday for tomorrow's launch event.

>>23101357
Where's he going to get the money? DoD?

>>23101196
Hope you bought in at $2.80. I still feel confident in the moon mission but the VP debate or another bad tweet will send that thing falling to $2.50~ EOD.

I keep waiting for U to dip so I can finally buy in at a reasonable price, but it just keeps going up.

Anyone have any questions Bout CLF

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>>23101358
Being a RKTman is suffering

Wtf amd bros why is this happening

best stock simulator?

>>23101345
I bought at 10.69 and felt the same. Wasn't even worried when it dropped below 9.

>>23101357
thats illegal, power of the purse comes from the house. what in an hour and 15 mins when ag barr gives declassified documents about obama committing treason? im holding my tqqq bc it seems everything really is priced in

>>23101100
get mucinex and drink hot tea with honey every 30 mins. you should be needing to pee like every 10 minutes if you cant you arent drinking enough liquids. take some vitamin D supplements and zinc. pop those zinc tablets every 3 hours. drink lemon or lime juice, squeeze it into a cup, drink it like 4 times a day. take warm/hot steam showers twice a day. dont lie down try to sit and nap or rest upright. good luck bro

>>23101402
blockbuster

>>23101402

Robinhood

>>23101392
Is it going up to 8-9 by Friday?

>>23101283
I'm going to Costa Rica for my birthday and to get some pussy

>>23101402
Just light a small stack of money on fire. Or paper trade on ThinkorSwim.

>>23100451
Ask a former Goldman Sachs trader anything

BIGboys let's fucking go

Just sign the stimulus Drumpf

>>23101424

Maybe Low 8s

My granpappy is coming to visit for a week. Im excited to discuss mein kampf with him ive been reading it quite intensely and taking notes. He hates the jews more than anyone ive ever met and wants a dictatorship in the us so that we can shoot all the brown people. Im very happy bros.

>>23100451
Good thing I just took my massive HYLN loss yesterday

>>23101306
I have no choice but to hold until the end of time

>>23101427

Take pics and post them here

>>23101429
How wealthy are you?

>>23101402
Just put in $100 and trade small portions of stocks on robinhood

>>23101442

Orrrr you could just sell and not be a bagholding retard

>>23101419
It's the only symptom left. Never got a fever, headaches and body aches are gone and so is the sore throat.

>>23101402
Cookie clicker

>>23101427

Which part? I’ve been there twice. Women are gorgeous. Most are 5’2 and under though. Costa Rican’s in my experience are also very friendly

I'm gonna load up on Palantir bags as soon as this bitch goes below 10

>>23101459
>selling AFTER a -50% dump
i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days

when does the crab end

Just hit 1,000 shares of PLTR. I think this is my first real chance of making it in early on a big tech company.

>>23101429
Why former?

>>23100780
When it passes 3399.14 on the S&P, ill dump it

Why are you not invested in big tobacco?
>poor people will literally never stop smoking
>MO is literally the best performing stock of the last 50 years
>libs hate it
Give me one good reason

>>23101442
yeah I bought puts and sold covered calls to cushion this fall. just closed those positions though.. hope to find the bottom soon.

>>23101489
Did you ever think for second that maybe YOU are the retard for letting it get to -50%? Jfc

>>23101392
>>23101392
>>23101392

My options are printing today

>>23101439
My Papaw fought in WWII and Korea, and once told me this joke:
"Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Hitler
We'd all be Jewish"
Really wish I had gotten redpilled before he died. But I was just a kid.

UVXY bros...

>>23101510
only reason for me is that US dividend stocks lead to tax issues in my country because reasons

tobacco is a great investment

>>23101497
Probably couldnt keep up with the workLOAD. I hear vacuum boys are common amongst those types of jobs. The guys sleep under their desks during certain times of the year and have people deiver food water etc to them and even have the vacuum boys to drain their balls while they work. This is not a shitpost

>>23101510
Libfucks vape all the time, MO have been prioritizing e-cigs now

>>23101510
because it is a sin to smoke and you will go to hell for investing in the lucifer leaf when you should instead be paying off your mortgage tithing 10% to the church and having missionary sex with your wife for procreation

>>23101449
Doesn't pay that much since 08 so I make low six figures and I paid back my student loans with my first few bonuses so savings are around $80k now.

>>23101510
Plus tobacco divs are based as fuck

>>23101161
I ain’t clicking that shit nigguh

>>23101000
What is better than a president roasting everyone?

>>23101497
Moved to trade at a different place. Not nearly as famous as GS

I LIEK MONEYZZ

>>23101000
kek

>>23101397
We warned you guys last thread to avoid chasing the hype for the upcoming events.

>>23101489
>>selling AFTER a -10% dump
>i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days
>>selling AFTER a -20% dump
i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days
>>selling AFTER a -30% dump
i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days
>>selling AFTER a -40% dump
i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days
>>selling AFTER a -50% dump
i swear to god, the fucking retards in this general these days
Meanwhile you could have exited at any time and recoup your losses through other trades.
Learn to accept a loss instead of playing the lottery hoping some miracle bull run saves your investment.
Idiot.

>>23101510
What's your top tobacco picks?

>>23101555
Wonder what he thinks of the trend to go cashless.

This beats the market

>>23101429
how many babies have you eaten alive?

>>23101572
>like his very low iq

Reminder from top bull:
Don’t hide, just buy

>>23101546
lol, sadly not the case

Help a retard out real quick, guys. I'm trying to get into derivates/certificates. Is there a danger with open end certificates that they just won't be traded anymore when the market value rises fast and the distance between price of the underlying stock and knock out line becomes greater?

>>23101604
I like ACT for a vice etf

>>23101604
Can’t go wrong with big daddy MO, but PM and BTI are based as well with fat divvies

>>23101521
Obviously, but there was no indication this company that already has a highly desired product would do a -50% after a successful merger. However suggesting selling after -50% is ALWAYS retarded

>>23101623
Basado

>>23101510

Holy shit they are paying almost $1 per share.

wtf happened here

>>23101616
I heard that Joe Biden has to wear a diaper because of his incontinence.

>>23101615
None, sadly job is a full on wokefest so you're even lucky if you get a seat without being black, female, LGBT or some subset of the above. Baby eating days were back when it was all hookers and blow

>>23101034
I don't get why people only think that HAPPENING means MadMax levels of anarchy. Why wouldn't gold and silver be valuable in economic collapse? People are still going to want to trade on the basis of solid value, it's more likely society falls back to gold and silver like it always does during collapse rather than regressing straight back into bartering goods. If USD hits the shitter, you think other currencies will suddenly find gold and silver to be worthless? 1 gold = $100000000000000000 USD after hyperinflation but still £2000. You think people would rather a bag of beans over an ounce of gold?

>>23101616

>>23101653
PM pays 1.20 a share and the stock is stable as fuck. Honestly thought about going all in on PM and living off divvies lel

>>23101675
>Why wouldn't gold and silver be valuable in economic collapse?
Because it has no uses.
You can't eat it, you can't wipe your ass with it,...

>>23101000
checked and keked, 4 MORE YEARS

>>23101366
I think not, Zen 3 incoming.
Leaks are said to destroy Intel.

>>23101565
Correction - stopped paying that well since 2011-2012-ish. Nowadays you can still reach a buck if you hang around for more than 7-8 years which few people do. That said there are still people even at associate level pulling high six figures.

>>23101429
From Sachs to here, do you consider yourself a failure?

>>23101000
>Notice how all of the bad things, like his very low IQ, are no longer reported?

he has a low IQ? also the media reports on this sort of thing? "Breaking story tonight! Joe Biden is a fucking retard! More news at 10"

>>23101687
PMs are the only thing that will have value in an economic collapse. I’m not talking about mad max I’m just talking about Venezuela or America under Biden. People literally bought their way out of Venezuela with jewerly after their currency failed

>>23101662
All Energy went up.

GME is starting to climb up
CAN WE STOP HAVING INSANE WORLD EVENTS NOW SO WE CAN LET IT CLIMB
THANK U

>>23101696
>1/10 of intc's revenue
>worse gross margins
>1/30 of intc's income
>half of intc's market cap
I don't know man.
I'm not saying it goes down but I'm not buying this shit as an investment. Trading ok.

>>23101639
Maybe if this merger happened during summer, I'd agree. Buy the rumor, sell the news applies. Just average down if you're gonna hold long term.

>>23101675
people would rather have fancy gadgets than shiny rocks

OPTI bros, not really impressed with this since open. isnt it supposed to go up?

BOY I SURE AM GLAD I OWN TGTX

30
>30
30
>30

TGTX

>>23101732
AG Barr has an announcement in 1 hour. bullish?

>>23101761
>>23101761
>>23101761
>>23101761
new

>>23101712
I am not sure about this, but I read that the government tried to get their gold back (stored in England). The bongs said gtfo and they were fucked.

GGGGGMMMMEEEEE

>>23101712
Food and whatever helps you produce food.
That's all that matters.
Where do you wanna go to if the $ fails? It will rek everything else too. No place to go to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7HHyhXAKAQ

>>23101758
Indicted some nobody terrorists, not much of anything for the market

>>23101740
>>23101675
try not to buy the absolute top but remember that every since shiny rocks(rubys and sapphires) were discovered there has not been a moment time where people did want them. maybe not the people at your same level is shit hits the fan but people above you will be happy to "help" you but lets you didnt have any shiny rocks and also were asking for help, they might not be so willing. also I heard gemstones can be undeclared on flights without hesitation because "their just rocks" but gold must be declared

>>23101733
if you know anything about semiconductors, then you know intel is fucked for the next 3 years and will be losing more contracts that expire to AMD
those companies expected Intel to have 7nm ready for them and that's nowhere to be seen. This is why the growth for the next 3 years is already priced in, because things in this industry CANNOT change overnight. Intel is fucked unless they pull something off with TSM, and that's going to be late 2021 or early 2022 at best. Redesigning their chips to fit TSM's process will also take time

don't be scared by AMD's PE ratio, look at its PEG ratio instead. Or if the volatility is too much for you, then just buy TSM

>>23101444
Will do and checked

>>23101226
relax that garbage isnt going anywhere

>>23101466
I'm not sure yet, I've done a little research on San Jose and Jaco, but do you have any suggestions? I'm really trying to make my birthday a hooker extravaganza

>>23101825
The numbers don't make any sense. It's overvalued either way. It's not just EPS, it's also revenue. They need at least 5 years to catch up with intel in terms of rev.

>>23101772
Why would anyone store their nation's wealth in another nation?!?

>>23101683

I have a $20K pension check coming. Just might dump it all in tobacco stocks for fat dividends

>>23101821
Some pm coins are money, a silver maple leaf has a nominal value of one Canadian dollar

>>23101507
remember me anons

>>23100760
>>23101368
All this talk of TSM and AMD, no love for ASML who actually builds the machines that TSM spends billions to use, kek.

>>23101994
for sure its retarded not to have pm's just personally I think gemstones are slept on. funny enough when I went to the prince williams hotel in canada everyone working there was some kind of asian on a student visa and when I asked if I could buy maple leafs directly or if I had to make a purchase and order them to the hotel, or if there is an exchange somewhere close by they directed me to the back of the gift shop where they sell maple syrup in a glass maple leaf bottle, I was blown away not one person there was actually canadian

>>23101054
I thought you aren't eligible for unemployment if you quit...was I lied to? The only reason I haven't quit my shit job is because I thought you can't get unemployment unless you were laid off to no fault of your own.

>>23101161
It's all going into the mortgage and property tax. Just get a cheaper house wtf.

>>23102092
Gems are manipulated af and their value is super dependant on stuff like purity only a professional can check
Also since they are minerals and not elements they can relatively easy be synthesized

>>23101402
>>23101428
Think or swim is pretty fucky with options though.

>>23102155
those are great points actually, I hold and stack. Ive never actually traded with non professionals except with buddies who also have the same hobby but thats doesnt count

>>23101288
SOXL
PALL
TQQQ & QQQ
VOO

>>23101700
Nah, I am still in finance in an arguably better job. Still trading, with more risk and more discretion.