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How do I profit off of Neo-California?

remember to vote with your <3

A large F to the guy that has a 3x short TSLA

First for (You)

>>23422347
should really add
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
under options desu

pitch me a bad investment

I'm up 1.5%, bought the BLNK dip, holding GME and the counter girl at the deli told me I was cute when I bought a sandwich today. Feels good man.

>>23422347
WHAT EDITION IS IT? WHAT FUCKING EDITION IS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23422385
Venezuelan gov't bonds

>>23422332
how is this shit on an uptrend if they're getting robbed on the regular?

>>23422377
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>>23422398
It's void - edition

>>23422367
thank you for continuing the legacy, anon

>>23422385
Going all in on GME puts

>>23422385
Short big soft boobies

>>23422403
they make most of their money with the pharmacy, same with cvs

>>23422398
apparently it's nobody wants to hold overnight in this market edition also Tesla did a good thing edition

>AMD under 80

>>23422369
I dont really have a problem with this. If white liberals are going to just be fish in a barrel, then fuck it, let them.

>>23422387
>counter girl at the deli told me I was cute
did you give her your salami?

>>23422374
fuck, i threw up a little in my mouth

>>23422401
hmmmm, watch the yield on those?

>>23422385
ZOM shares

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>23422387
a girl told you were cute? get outta here.

be $30 already im bored

How are we holding up today PLTR bros?

congratulations to GME bagholders from March 2018
it only took over 2 years to break even!

Imagine not buying XOM at that price right now to live off the fat divies in 3 years when everything is back up and the rona is gone. You have the opportunity to stop working altogether for the rest of your life right there.

>>23422385
JPM
CVX
AMD

>>23422416
>tfw no cutie bucktooth girlfriend
I'm so tired of living in a void of isolation. If this keeps up I'm jus gonna kill myself once my parents die.

>>23422440
damn that is bad

>>23422369
i, too, want to know this. the only thing that makes me feel better about how disgusting liberals are is when i can find ways to profit off of them. they're still degenerates and a cancer on society but at least im making money in that case.

get fucked

>>23422413
are you the one who originally made the image? I post it every thread I'm in lel

>>23422455
Kek, that’s so mean

Why doesn't gamestop do something like sponsor a trump rally?

>>23422457
xom is going to cut the div.

>>23422457
Imagine not buying GME

>>23422419
if you're gonna fuck my ass raw you could at least buy me dinner first.

xth for suicide, I don't know how much more of this I can take...

>>23422460
i like amd longterm

Any other crypto tickers out there we can take advantage of if bitcoin takes off? I know of Riot Mara and GBTC

>>23422437
Nah I just awkwardly laughed, said thanks and then ate lunch in my car while thinking about how I can never go back there again.
Should I cut my losses on these PLTR bags?

>>23422492
Of course, and that's why the stock is at the current price right now, but they'll progressively ramp it up in due time.

>>23422492
this is basically my problem with divvy stocks. it's not like if they tank they still have to pay out the same amount, just seems like a lose/lose situation.

>>23422457
If I had several hundred thousand dollars I would think about it.

>GME closes above 14
>shorts show up in the thread mad

>>23422498
imagine not buying crsr ntgr or gme.... seppuku on the menu for all fence sitters

>>23422487
could be worse

imagine if they just bought TQQQ instead

>>23422416

>>23422453
Just fine. The average American is too stupid to fully appreciate the service that PLTR provides. Once China takes Taiwan and HK it will sky rocket. I am expecting that to happen in the Spring.

PLEASE SAY NIGGER
PLEASE SAY NIGGER
PLEASE SAY NIGGER
PLEASE SAY NIGGER
PLEASE SAY NIGGER

Why is nobody talking about the fuckhuge gap on GME chart from 2018? And the fact that today was first close above 14 since 2018. The gap between ~6-8 got filled super fast.

TSLA will be red before 5pm.

>>23422516
Dont be a fucking retard anon. Most of us are going to be alone for the rest of our lives as a pariah of society. You have a way out, take it.

>>23422519
personally i would gamble on the 9% div of MO before XOM.

>>23422385
Apple

>>23422468
The dorky doofy tooth smile makes her so cute and endearing and seemingly obtainable

>>23422540
If Biden becomes president, China will take Taiwan and he won't do shit. Good thing Trump will still be president.

>>23422547
I'm literally liquidating my portfolio and losing my virginity to a dozen Romanian hookers if it doesn't

So apparently twitter is outraged at Jim carey's impression of joe biden on SNL. Hilarious how fucking fragile lefties are.

>>23422472
Yeah I did, I didn't have time to keep posting it though because of exams, but glad to see someone else just continued it

>>23422545
it's so long ago, does it still really matter?

GME now is basically a different company and different group of investors. Some funds seemed to have got rid of all their shares recently (in 2020) and switched to buying puts at the bottom

>>23422516
you have to go back there again, anon. this may be your own chance to not be a virgin anymore.

>>23422492
CVX is still increasing it's dividend.. With oil companies it's like this:

- they keep pumping oil and there will always be people buying it
- the don't have to invest or grow

So they are perfect divvy stocks

>>23422513
bitcoin generation has been mooning for a week
>>23422516
should of just asked her name and number and tell her you will give her some fresh sausage later

>>23422545
why do gaps even supposedly matter

>>23422578
Jim Carey is insane so this isn't a big loss

>>23422524
yeah. during the crash i knew many people who reached for high yields which got cut. F, RDS, WFC

i bought some TRV that yielded "only 4%" and they didnt cut

idk what the lesson is. maybe dont reach? or be careful?

>>23422578
Twitter is outraged at everything, all the time

thanks to who ever shilled NTGR right before close in the last thread

netbros what is our exit price on this er play? 42?

also CRSR hold until ER? nov 19 right?

What the fuck happened with SDC?
Thank you to whoever shilled it last week.

>>23422576
Sell right now, retard. This is a bear trap.

>>23422578
>doesnt link it

>>23422575
That is why PLTR will be valuable. We will be conducting grey ops. Biden wouldn't dare risk starting ww3 over Taiwan even though we desperately need it.

maybe tomorrow GME "bros"

>>23422661
yeah whoever that was, thank you.

>>23422677
based. what a fucking nigger

>>23422677
One moment

>>23422684
kek, still mad for missing out?

>>23422670
Bought the 3x etf before bong market close at 11:30 ET. I'll just have to mop up the barf tomorrow morning.

>XLNX had a major ER beat

what does this mean for AMD? stocktwits is very bullish on it apparently

>>23422670

get fucked

>>23422585
like i told that guy i would buy MO over any high yield energy company. if i wanted to gamble on a 9% div.

>- they keep pumping oil and there will always be people buying it
>- the don't have to invest or grow
really the international oil markets are very very complex and capital intensive. i dont invest in the space. i dont understand it fully.

>perfect divvy stocks
they cut divs and go down

maybe this is a great buying opportunity though. good luck.

>>23422698
It's all over but the crying, fren.

>>23422661
>>23422689
where do these shills come from? They drop a name, scream buy, and are never heard from again.

>>23422457

If you were that guy shilling xom back in march....fuck you!!! I could have 2x on literally any other stocks. Fuck you and fuck xom

>>23422712
Praise kek

>>23422715
if you bought oil in March your trailing stop should have triggered in the June pump and dump
that's your fault

>>23422698
Chicken :)

>>23422715
I don't remember XOM shilling as much as I do the SSL shilling desu. I hope nobody got burned on that.

Divvy stocks are for brainlets.

>>23422712
I'm still here
checking out the reporting on it right now
basking in the glory

>>23422712
insiders getting mad karma points is probably the real answer. anyone who plays with the insider play, just boosts the insiders gains. So it appears a small knowledge drop is beneficial for everyone who hops on board but primarily the insider.

>SPCE
:(

>>23422684
stay coping

>>23422760
But I want passive income.

>>23422760
words hurt bro

>>23422758
i lost a few hundred dollars on SSL, ill never forgive that shill.

>>23422775
Sell shares then. Or write covered calls.

>>23422677
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thewrap.com/joe-biden-jim-carrey-panned-snl/amp/

>>23422775
unless you have 3 million usd sitting in divvies, focus growth. divvies are traps for ignorant investors.

>>23422374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zh1fIaneY

I'm 100% positive we're in a simulation at this point....

>>23422760
Divvyfags and Permabulls are literally the only people Ive seen remain consistently profitable over the course of 5-10 years

My first stock I ever purchased was in energy, for dividends. That was ten years ago... fuck me it dropped in March, started to build back again and now it's going even lower!

wtf do I do?

>>23422796
lmao

>>23422775
you could just sell some shares 4 times a year.

>>23422760
i think its just a quirk that many top tech stocks currently dont pay a div. but some like apple, visa, nvda do.

>>23422797
Im still sitting on ABEO and FCEL. I'm won't sell low though. I'll hold all the way to the fields of elysium.

>>23422548
>>23422584
>>23422587
She had a cute face but was a little too thick for my liking. PLTR bag holder or will it pay off?

>>23422824
Nah, we accidentally awakened a dormant god of chaos who will slowly tear down the old system so that out of the chaos a better one will emerge.
Come on anon, try to keep up.

>>23422833
invest in something with future

>>23422374
OH NO NO NO NO
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1318965681229004802

>>23422824
risky click but ok

What a BART on netgear

>>23422830
Nice 3-4% a year taxed as regular income. That doesn’t even beat index investing. It just doesn’t make sense unless you already have millions invested.

>>23422833
>ten years ago
Man, imagine if you had put that in TQQQ and walked away.
Hey, no need to imagine! https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio

>>23422824
>Joe Rogan
People still listen to this retard?

>>23422863
is this bearish or bullish?

>>23422374
>voting for a bigger involuntarily-funded government that will use law enforcement to jail even more people who attempt to voluntarily disassociate from federal tax collectors is "using your heart"
it definitely isn't using your brain, unless you have the brain of an insect—i'll give you that

>>23422824
Kamala harris hates niggers. She hates them more the we ever could. You shouldn't be scared of her
>>23422862
Oh you're a PLTR bagholder. Nevermind that girl wasn't gonna work out for you anyway...

>>23422882
Yes, because people are too stupid to look beyond YouTube's "Trending" page.

>>23422796
any thoughts on MO? ive just been watching it crater for years. i wonder when its a buy. thanks.

>>23422374
Already voted for her and Biden, can't wait for Trump to lose ;)

>>23422907
i have no idea, i only own index funds. dont really focus on divs

>>23422882
He unironically is voting for Trump, he just can't say it because he will get cancelled because now he is owned by the kikes at spotify.

>>23422766
where did you hear this tip from?

>he ordered puts on TSLA

kek

>>23422833
>>23422874
Oh god it hurts.
This is with div reinvestment.

>>23422885
Bullish for quick thinkers and the world in general
Bearish for those unable to keep up

Should I buy the AMD dip ?

>>23422862
how thicc for her height?

>>23422691
it's been 15 mins wheres' the video jogger?

I'm tired of crabbing

>>23422960
Divvy investors in suicide watch

>>23422960
fuck

LVS is pumping. My impulse calls right before close will pay off handily in the morning.

>>23422812
where's the fucking video itself though?

>>23422873
shit like ko went up 700% in the 90s. Only the last 20 years were divs bad. Now with rates low and bonds worthless they can start out performing again

>>23422854
>FCEL
>hold all the way to the fields of elysium
my sides are in orbit anon!

>>23422960

>>23422998
>>23423018
Oh sorry gents I thought you wanted the article. Give me one more second. That's easy to find.

FUCKIN ALGN BABY
Nobody likes disgusting fucked up teeth and you’ll never get laid with braces. You are literally forced to buy Invisalign or be shunned from society.
>inb4 SDC
Same big dick energy, I own it too.

>>23422960
AAAAAAAAAA

>>23422960
now do a 3x etf like GUSH. TQQQ for the long term will eventually crush you. just wait until the next crisis when it's not tech that saves us. a small spec is fine though, you may get lucky for awhile. survivorship bias

>>23422882
You should watch the video. It's an easily digestible rundown of Kamala's corrupt career. And despite listing all the qualities of textbook career politician who cares of nothing more than personal advancement by any means necessary, the two dudes have the gall to say they'll still vote for her just cause...it's unironically redpilling to anyone who even dares defending her. My guess is that these fools didn't expect her to actually get the nomination so felt it was okay to go so hard on her, maybe even as an attempt to prevent her nomination.

>>23423042
Here's the video
https://youtu.be/Wsije1KetVw

Do you fucks actually realize how much you taxed on short trades?
Like 40% of gains in my case

Married filling jointly, income 300k, in a blue state. Disgusting

Um...... stocks??????????? Why all red

>>23423027
I've just been writing covered calls to ease the pain.

>>23423019
ko was run up to 50 60x earnings. and the yield was very low. it didnt have anything to do with "slow and steady div investing".

ko is still inflation adjusted below 1999 peak.

like i said above the last 10 years were unique because big winners like amzn and goog didnt pay divs. but aapl, v, and nvda do... so

but shitty shit like ko wont out perform the sp500 ever again

>>23423064
thanks, watching now. hope it's good, fuck dems fuck niggers fuck trannies etc you know the drill Trump 2020 MAGA

>>23423051
>GUSH
>Direxion Dly S&P Oil&Gs Ex&Prd Bl 2X ETF

I think I can tell you why it went to zero. Also, do you believe in the next 20 years tech will be more or less important in the lives of your average consumer.

>>23422332
Cue the libtards crying about urban "deserts" created by their own doing

>>23423085
wow look at this fat cat not paying his fair share, can't wait till biden fucks you for another 20%

>>23423051
but gush is utter garbage and a commodity. why compare it to technology?

>>23423109
tech will undoubtedly dominate, however how much of its domination will be priced in advance of the next crisis is hard to know.

>DAX pisses and shits the bed simultaneously
>Dow unmoved
what a world

RKT BROS
I'M UP HERE ALL ALONE

>>23422900
It's funny. Niggers actually vote for a guy who spewing racist "stories" all the time and a woman whos speciality is killing innocent niggers.

>>23423051
Umm sweetie...

>>23423051
I don't understand being uncertain about TQQQ for the next decade, it's the only thing that can grow in a mature post-industrial economy.
Can you hold through a 50% drawdown? Then you're set.
Can you BUY MORE during a 50% drawdown? Then you'll be a rich man.
>GUSH
555-come-on-now

>>23422580
What's the lore on this one?

Decide to buy more AMD and EAT

Both dump

Well, ok, i didnt want to make money anyways

>>23422900
Just a handful of shares, I didnt go all in on it. Just thought I'd see what the hype was about.
>>23422990
Is there like a chart or rating system for short chubby girls? She had a big ass and a belly that stuck out.

>>23422534
bought some ntgr calls. wondering how high this shit is gonna run

>>23423085
>taxes on day trades
>reported income above 20k/yr
ngmi fren

>>23423124
If you think 300k is fatcat, you truly are poor

fuck this shit is plain stupid
good night retard frens

>>23423131
yeah ive traded in and out of it.

ill surely miss the pump

>>23423131
No you arent RKT fren. Once I dump my LVS calls tomorrow ill be buying more RKT.

>>23423151
Google the Solow Model.
Tl;dr Nasdaq is our only hope. The only way to beat it would be perfectly picking industrial stocks from countries like Vietnam, India, and Nigeria.
Either Nasdaq grows or America is finished.
DJIA and SPX are over.

>>23423085
yeah it sucks

WHY THE FUCK WAS GIULIANI ON BORAT'S MOVIE HES GONNA FUCK UP THE ELECTION FOR TRUMP WHY WHY WHYW HWY WHYHYWWHYWHYWYHWYHWYHWYHHYWHYWHYUHWYWYHYWUHY

>>23423125
fair enough, just make sure you're in the right sector during the next panic.

>>23423151
that's why i said a small spec position is OK if you're able to buy more. going all in is a mistake IMO

>>23423131
I’m in still, I hope it stays low for a while I want to buy more when i get paid

>>23423205
God bless my RKT fren

>>23423175
thanks for explaining my joke to everyone

>>23423085
cant you start an LP or small business if you are day trading so much?

>>23423231
better question is why are jews so vile
the new borat was obviously designed for this election while zion don is israel's greatest whore in decades; yet they still fuck him over
fucking kikes man

>>23423234
pro tip: tech is always the right sector

>>23423181
Go long on TSLA next time. Easy money as it gets back above $500.

>>23423231
shut up

>>23423064
also while im here: is there any specific that they're really mad about? or just in general (pic related)? trying to understand it more deeply.

i don't get what's so offensive about it to them. are they just, like, anything negative even as a joke is offensive to them?

>ROKU went up $40 without me
senpai....

>>23423231
That story is so stupid. Giuliani is baited in to a meeting he was told would be about covid. Meets with 24 year old female journalist. Giuliani and journalist go in hotel room before fake meeting. Get each other's microphones on. Borat bursts in wearing a "pink bikini" and says the journalist is 15. Borat then runs off. "Journalist"/actor confirmed 24. I don't know why the left think this is a good story for them.

It is going to pump

>>23422385
wkhs

>>23423284
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>>23423231
I DON'T KNOW WHO GULIANI IS I MIGHT HAVE MET HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

>>23423234
Paraphrasing a post from yesterday
>We priced in the apocalypse from February to March and TQQQ recovered.
I'm not all in right now because VIX is too damn high. I have a few sell signals including the xivinvestment.com indicator but, really, having only "a small spec position" in TQQQ for the next ten years would be the biggest mistake IMO.

>>23423231
Jews killed 1/3 of the Kazakhs, and Cohen has the nerve to mock them. What a faggot kike.

>>23423322
Unless Joe Bidens portrayal is that of a Greek god, lefties will cry about it. There was nothing wrong with him carey's impersonation

If I have some stock I owned for more than a year however I buy more of it through the year, how is it determined if it is a long or short-term capital gain when i sell

>>23423365
horse has lost 40% of it's value in a week it's probably not a bad time to buy desu senpai

>>23423366
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
Seriously, I won't be here to remind you if the internet goes down for a few weeks.

>>23423129
>Investing in the DAX
>Ever
If you want to buy German stocks, for whatever reason, then get the TecDAX or even MDAX. The TecD has some good tech stocks and the MDAX some good midcaps.

>>23423386
your brokerage keeps records of when shares are bought and sold

>>23423399
i'm a permabull, i just know how expensive it can be for these 3x funds to buy swaps with high vol. i'll stop now tho

>>23423399
How do I buy if the internet is down, should I send a messenger pigeon to my broker?

I'm halfway to my goal of making $10k purely on investing over the last two months. I need a meme to get me the other $5k. Give me a non call/put meme.

>>23422960

Im with you on suicide watch at XOM

We should have gone all in Tesla bro we fell for the Oilbro meme

>>23423376
are they just mad that jim carrey portrayed the dementia patient as a dementia patient? he even gave them some zingers against Trump you think they'd like that.

it worries the fuck out of me, i need Trump to get re-elected. im extremely afraid of these people gaining any more control over the country. it honestly scares the shit out of me im not even joking right now. i don't want these people running things at all costs, like holy fucking shit it scares me you know what i mean? you can't even joke around these people it's that bad holy shit.

>>23423432
> He doesn't have a wire straight to his broker, and he doesn't know morse code.

NGMI.

>>23423395
didnt the fuzzy panda hit piece reveal them as a scam

>24 year old woman invites you to her hotel room, flirts with you
>u think u gonna fuck
>jew bursts in door
>"SHES-AH ONLY 15 likaaaa muh mudda in law!!!"
>leftists: wow he must be a pedo!
Leftists are dumb niggers.

>>23423424
Thanks, and if I decide to sell only one share will The brokerage sell the oldest shares first?

>>23423085
You think this applies to neets?lol

>>23423412
I've got puts on both desu
the DAX ones are doing well, the Dow ones are not
hence the remark

>>23423485
FIFO
First in, First Out

I looked into it, SDC - Smile Direct Club, manufactures invisible braces - mooned AH because one of their resellers reported earnings up 20% YOY.
That's not the exciting part, the exciting part is that it hasn't un-mooned.
SDC's financials were pretty good last quarter, they're reporting again some time in November.

https://tech.einnews.com/pr_news/528926935/align-technology-announces-third-quarter-2020-financial-results

>>23423480
even worse, you could go to a bar, see a chick buying drinks, show you her fake 21+ age card, and STILL go to jail when you sleep with her.

>>23422882
I don't listen to his ideals, only the thought process he has during interaction with a non-cuck guest. The said guests have become more sparse, but they still happen.

>>23423480
Didn't he write a song about grabbing jews by their horns and throwing them in the well because they take people's money and never give it back?

>>23423502
Thanks for educating me

>>23423468
Yes, the other people who played him were more respectful of joe biden. You shouldn't be too worried. Do you really think the rioting is going to stop just because a democrat takes office?

When is that short squeeze coming, GME bros? I'm getting anxious.

>>23423424
Think about it some more, the decay isn't that bad as long as Nasdaq trends up, and Nasdaq is definitely trending up. I spent 15 or 20 hours researching and FUDding myself as hard as possible before settling on a goal to be 50-75% in TQQQ with active monitoring.

>>23423530
It’s ironic and ok when kikes do racist stereotypes

>>23423485
depends on the broker. RH is FIFO as the other anon points out, but mine (etrade and otrhers i'm sure) will let me pick the lot, which can reduce taxes for that year if you pick flat lots during years of high income

>>23423480
a 15yr old and 24yr old are vastly different in both looks and personality.

>>23423545
>Do you really think the rioting is going to stop just because a democrat takes office?
Unironically yes. The checks stop coming.

>>23423554
Now

im so scared of a trump loss i just want to kag with my stocks..

>>23423366
It's more inevitable then most people who even share these articles think. It WILL happen, it HAS happened recently, and gave Canada blackouts, and that was like a tiny earthquake. The big one is going to happen and everything will fry, there isn't a way to stop it, other than hardening the grid so that maybe we still have some electricity when it's over.

TSLA beating earnings is literally going to pump the market tomorrow.

>>23423555
i've thought about it a lot, because you better believe i'm jelly as fuck when i see the returns. i am on a safer path these days, but i'd consider it more if i still had regular income from a job

>>23423589
Why do retards still support demos and reps?You just get screwed over and over again.

>>23423510
So buy in or nah?

all trump wants to do is help people and gelp teh econm y and libs dont want it why whyw hyw hyw hwyhyWYHwhywhyWHYyh fuck you

>>23423575
>mentally a 15 year old and a 24 year old are vastly different


You haven't been with too many 24 year olds have you?

>>23423480
idk why borat decided to ditch 50% of his fans by being a partisan shill

>>23423639
STFU you dont know fucking anything go back you have to go back to plebbit if you are anti trump you have to go fucking back go fucking back

>>23423651
you fucked up... you trusted the jew.

TSLA is still down almost 5% for the month, it has a lot of room to run.

>>23423644
Eh, it depends if you're talking about men or women. With men there is a significant difference, with women not so much.

>>23423651
What happened with borat? Didn't it come out in 2004 or something?

>>23423651
Anon, he's a Jew....

>>23423644
I've been with plenty of 15yr olds

>>23422758
Just closed SSL at 48% loss yesterday
Buy high sell low
I hope it's heading back to march lows

>>23422385
literally anything suggested on /biz/

>>23423720
this is how i feel about my PLTR stake. At least im betting on America with this play.

>>23423710
There’s a very obviously propaganda purposed sequel coming soon.

>>23423629
Understandable if you're not waging. It would make me sick to have a 50% drawdown and not be able to buy in more. I'll rotate out closer to retirement, and I'm definitely risking early retirement buying in so hard.
>>23423641
Earnings spikes tend to collapse, I don't know if this is a good time, but it's a very good sign that their reseller beat earnings. Check it out an hour after open tomorrow instead of FOMOing in.
I feel good about holding and flipping it in a month or two though.

>>23423530
That was when jews were doing comedy to try to make thinking jews being evil subversive parasites that ruled the world was outlandish.
Ironically that is all comedy gold now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

>>23423477
Only if you have an 80 and under IQ.

>>23423747
Sell calls on the next green day.

>>23423545
>Do you really think the rioting is going to stop just because a democrat takes office?
god i fucking hate democrats with every fiber of my being. they literally support and encourage the worst of humanity.

>>23423753
>sequel
Ah, thanks anon. Will most likely ignore it. Maybe I'll visit /tv/ when it comes out for the shitposting.

Can some boomer pitch me a high yield and growing dividend stock?

>>23423787
good idea

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsije1KetVw&feature=youtu.be&t=563

what does /smg/ think of this?

>>23423757
Based comment section

>>23423815
https://www.etf.com/NOBL#overview

>>23422347

Oilbros do we have any hope?
Tesla is right behind our asses....should i sell for a huge loss and just go all in on tesl?
Buy high sell low right guys?

Guys?????????????????

>raise 5 billion with ATM offering
>on quarterly statement report 1 billion in cash balance
>accounts receivable increases by 1.3 billion
Elon, the mad lad, is doing it. He is literally buying his own cars for more stock pumps.

>>23423870
>sell Oil now
>go all in on Tesla
Anon...I.....

>>23423870
tesla has nothing to do with oils decline

>>23423870
>Oilbros
who are you talking to kek

>>23423815
At&t
over 7.5% divs

>>23423857
I don't care, I just want the election to be over already so everyone can shut up about it
Everyone already knows Trump is winning

>>23423815
BSTZ
https://www.dividend.com/stocks/financials/asset-management/investment-management/bstz-blackrock-science-and-technology-trust-ii/

Is it time to buy or is this just another pump before a dump? That happened 3 times already

>>23423870
who are "oilbros"?

also real talk because im bored while i wait for AMD to moon on earnings: what's the DD on oil currently?

Swan Lake, good choice of music while we wait for the Tesla (TSLA) earnings call.

>>23423868
Thanks, it ain't too much but that's alright. I rather invest steady and safe than lose it all on dumb options like these WSB faggots.

Every trade I do in RH ends up being a massive loss.
Every trade I do in thinkorswim ends up green. I opened TOS a week ago with $1000 and now up to 2000.
I think RH destroys my IQ when I open it.

>>23423981
literally designed to capture you into any position without thinking

>>23423870
Tesla is centuries away from chipping away at oil for transportation.

I'm 100% certain we'll have genetically engineered cat girls before Tesla is relevant to anyone outside that cult desu

>>23423330
Giulliani did have a laptop with images and videos of underage chinese girls being tortured and performing sex acts. America's Mayor is a Pedophile.

based tsla mooning tomorrow

>>23423181
So why are EV related stocks like plug and blink eating shit?

while we're on the subject of SNL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk

this shit is still so fucking good idk why the liberals allow it

>>23423973
check out the list of holdings. you can probably dial up the risk/return a tiny bit by being more specific with your selections if buying the companies is your thing more so than holding an ETF

Elon Musk is literally Autistic, he’s taking the first ten minutes of the EARNINGS call to talk about “Strange Corner Situation” in autopilot mode.

Where the fuck is the floor for PFSI? Thank god my stop limit was $64
>>23423941
idk but im not fucking doing that shit again
ive had ENOUGH

>>23423905
This looks interesting. Too bad it doesn't have much history yet.

>>23424083
>PFSI

who?

>>23423181
>retard
4chan should sue the mods of wallstreetbets for putting their name in the description

>>23423181
it's only up 2.6% that's just volatility

>>23424083
>poorfag gives up

Bullish af

Earnings for KO and T tomorrow. Still no stimulus news other than "maybe" and "we'll see",whoopee you might as well forget about it. Hell at this rate you can prob round up 1200 bucks in spare change just collecting dust somewhere (couch cushions, under car seats,change bowl,etc) or at least a few dollars. After the 3rd of November, congress will do nothing much other than pass the govt funding bill. After Jan 20th, well all will to pass any stimulus on either side will suddenly vanish cause hey the "cure" will be rolling out so why do any more stimulus when you can just dope up everyone and send them among their merry way.

1200 payments are not included on the current stim proposals they are looking at

>>23424159
T has dumped lately obviously they will not post great results but has the market priced that in already?

Okay but how do we feel about the Pelicans hiring Stan Van Gundy?

Bank of America fucking SUCKS
Second time my account has been locked because my "security information is invalid" or some shit, looks like I got another 3 hour phone call to go through tomorrow

Shorts are giving up for GME for the most part. The dump today was weak as fuck.
What happens next?

>>23423941
BEHOLD

THE EASIEST TA OF MY LIFE

YOU'D LITERALLY ALREADY BE IN PROFIT, SHAZAM!

Cannabros! Who is getting the green while their cannastocks are in the green. As I get higher so do my stocks.
>IIPR
>TCNNF
>CURLF
>GTBIF

>>23424211
I feel sorry for Pelicans fans. He will literally destroy your team.
t. Pistons fan

>>23424207
T dumped because they have very little room for growth. Traders are chasing anything they think will bubble +100% in a year. Thats why low growth divies are doing poorly.

new

>>23424275
>>23424275
>>23424275

I'm waiting for GME to get to $40 so I can buy some people the new nintendos when they come out.

>>23424228
as someone who is currently in BAC at an average price of 24.32:

wat?

>>23424254
Wait for the dump that everyone is saying will come after Q3 earnings and buy more lel

>>23424254
slow growth/covering like BBBY

>>23424254
gap up on news and then the final capitulation
remember the RC AH 13D and MSFT rallies had momentum cut by bear raids

>>23424275
>>23424275
>>23424275

>>23424083
>PFSI
Probably 58 or 56. I think it might be 56.

>>23424287
I'm talking about the actual usage of the bank, not it's stock

>>23423870
oil has done jack and shit since July, what are you talking about

>>23424254
>in at $10
>sold half at $14.5

whatever happens, happens, at this point. i'll be honest and say that i have no idea what will happen besides my feeling from the getgo that the DD is solid. i mostly got in on a stock that was clearly not going to go bankrupt any time soon with over a 100% short float with the consoles catalyst. i already made my money though whatever happens at this point happens, i hope it infinity squeezes but even if it doesn't im protected.

>>23424266
shill me on canna stocks. i smoke weed personally so im interested.

if you can't at least reach max character count on a post don't bother.

>>23424261
It’s just going to dump again

>>23424364
>>23424283
We were promised a short squeeze!

n i c e

>>23424281
>23 new posts
Interesting take, thanks Tanon

>>23422868
>netgear
coiling AH. tomorrow should be fun.