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buy tqqq dip and hold 6+ months?

>>23528723
That's a man

I just woke up whats the good news today boys?

>>23528723
ceru mah nigga

>>23528723
do i get AAL?

PLTR CHADS!

YIPPPPYY! Only another 9 points to go and we are back to the mid $4's!!

Winning. I know retail.

ASTON MARTIN CHADS RISE UP (ARGGY)

69 cents

>>23528760

A reminder that none of this would have happened if Jeb were president.

>>23528760
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAASSSSSFUUUUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>100% SQQQ
r8 my portfolio

Payday
Stoke Market down

Time to put all my pay into stock and live on credit until next month

>>23528774
our boy is doing it

I don't have enough pink wojaks for this

STOCK MARKET IN TURMOIL IN SURPRISE JEB! ELECTION VICTORY

GAMESTOP PURCHASES WALMART, AMAZON – PLANS FOR ESPORTS STADIUM ON MARS

>>23528798
Why does she pout her stomach forward when walking? Kind of weird

>>23528798
50% SQQQ
50% UVXY

stocks are going to go every day until trump loses election

>>23528723
Fucking based OP

remember your training coomers

After earnings this week all in 3x bear etfs

>>23528798
I'm so fucking poor and lonely bros

WHAT DIP DO I BUY?!?!?!

Why is line goes down ?

>>23528778
>you wait for a clear channel to define itself
could you give me an example of a TQQQ defining itself and creating favorable conditions for buying calls?
And how far OTM do you buy these calls? Do you usually buy the TQQQ calls which are a couple months away or the ones close to you

>>23528799
>dubs
>calc0oom

Based coomer.

What did kek mean by this?

>>23528823
she is with child

>>23528841
see pic related

>>23528849
gme

>>23528841
stop ruining my day with your posts you fucking retard

>>23528823
loridosis. shes trying to stick her ass out

Time to buy more GME

>>23528836
I am holding strong
I will not falter

>weekly tqqq puts of strike $125 for tons of money

Thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23528822
LOL. you got me laughing

Wonder if today is a breakers day.

FUUUUUUUUU- okay now im really eating ramen for the rest of the year

>>23528832
damn who tf is she

>>23528774
what happened today lol why the swing did people finally read the article about them tracing the rona?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this drop is pathetic, its not even double digits. december 18th is the day.

>>23528823
Extreme anterior pelvic tilt from taking too many selfies.

>>23528892
>this drop is pathetic, its not even double digits. december 18th is the day.
the day the real drop happens?

Frens
What are the good cheapies?
I bought BA MA TGTX

Should I dump my 100xUVXY or just sell a call?

>GME
OUCH

Oh hey also how does smg like IRBT??

>>23528832
man hands

STOP. BUYING. SPY. CALLS.

>>23528772
Yes, its a buy imo. I bought 100 shares

>>23528832
>>23528723
why does she always make that stupid face?

>>23528887
That's a man

HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DOW LMOSAT DOWN 1000 DRUMPF YOU FUCKING NGIGERS

Wagecuck on a shitter break... Wtf is happening should I panic sell, buy dips, or just let it ride?

>market down

>oh great, a day to sleep in thru

>>23528930
>she

>>23528930
thats an ugly man pretending to be an ugly woman

Question for stock bros: when the markets rise or fall, the media always gives a reason. Like “stocks drop over covid concerns” or “stocks rise over promises of new stimulus deal.” But how does the media know that? How can they assign a thought or feeling to billions of transactions which occurs for thousands of reasons? It seems like tying some kind of narrative to market movements is basically a fairy tale.

>>23528906
>I bought BA
I strongly advise you not to do that.
>what are good cheapies
Gamestop, TSMC, or honestly cash right now.

>up 4% today
>market starts shitting the bed
>now at +-0%

FUCK

OFF


I am so tired of the eternal crab. Fuck Pelosi for not doing stimulus talks, Fuck Trump for constantly shitposting on twitter resulting into everything crashing and fuck this dumb chink virus

vix 33
nasdaq futures below 11400
bye

>>23528887
kneepad

ACB inching closer to confirmation
dems losing their shit
just broke through the last possible algorithmic support level to the downside

>>23528723
How’s everyone doing today?

do you guys think its not going to continue to go down tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after; until a stimulus bill gets passed.

>>23528822
My fellow Americans and Gamers, I'd like to extend my sincerest gratitude to you all for electing me to the office of President of the United States. I solemnly swear to execute the duties of that office with the determination of Master Chief, the wisdom of Thrall, and the resourcefulness of Nathan Drake. Power to the Players.

Anyone have a link for the Nancy/Munchin talk today?

>>23528738
it is

>>23528841
Just have the mindset of Ric Flair and the women will come to you

GAMESTOP!!

>>23528957
>up 5% at open
>buy more
>down 10%

A boomer at work told me he saw an article on his website (Facebook) that Amazon was going out of business.

What will happen?

I’m making so much money. I was setup for this since weeks ago. I love the market.

Hows your gain holding up, i pretty much lost 2 months worth of gains

me closing short now
gonna try longing

>>23528948
>It seems like tying some kind of narrative to market movements is basically a fairy tale.

you answered your own question

what caused this dip? just volatility before election or some meme news
rundown is required

>>23528974
Spoilers: the shabbos goy and the jew are gonna jew us

>>23528793
Jeb!

wtf CRSR almost green

>AMD only slightly down on this big red day
Mama Su keeping my portfolio alive.

>>23528948
no one knows it's just rationalization of the past
unless it's really obvious stuff like "FED increases interest rates"

who cares about whats going on. just buy.

I don't short stocks. But if I was going to short a stock, I would short Boeing.
>chink sanctions
>737 max disaster
>airlines dying
>KC-135 failures
>starliner failures
>SLS delayed a decade

Reached 6k profit for the first time, lads.

Been a bit reckless today, reshuffled my portfolio so I only have 2 stocks, 1 of them a penny stock but I'm sick of waiting to make it.

What can go wrong?

>>23529003
we all gon die of meme flu bud

The DOW is almost -1000 points

>>23528957
nice

>>23529003
Hunter biden is a pedo who was molesting his niece , Joe knew and silenced the mother.

>>23529036
Fuck it I'm buying

>AAPL
HERE WE GO

>>23528948
It's bullshit. It's especially funny when the day finishes down .01% and the ticker says "stocks fall on x news". It's usually just meaningless noise.

i miss the circuit breaker chaos of march
can we get a repeat, satan?

>>23529057
where are you getting these frm

>>23528996
I've done the same at 11471

I'm now 25% down

>>23529057
OH MY

>>23529038
>SLS delayed a decade
Excuse me, what the fuck?

All of this could be avoided with a little stimulus

I don't see the problem. literally just buy the dip.

>>23529042
how

Since we got a nice dip...what do I buy?

>>23529054
Nobody cares dude

>>23528957
hello fren

>>23529099
GME

Lads I think I'm gonna buy tqqq

>>23528723
When would you buy wkhs?

>>23529099
TQQQ

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!!

>>23529082
lol are you unaware of SLS? It's over a decade late and a billion dollars PER YEAR over budget. It's also less capable than Starship, despite Starship being built in a field from scrap in two years. The SLS uses historic Space Shuttle engines, but doesn't return them, it just throws them in the Atlantic with each launch.

>>23529099
V, MA

>>23529099
>IIPR
>CURLF
>GTBIF
>TCNNF
>MSOS

>knock knock

>>23529118
I think GME will get closer to 13 tbqhwyf

>>23528827
>50% SQQQ
>50% UVXY
100% retarded.

I can't believe we got Blockbustered by GME.

Its over bros

I'm down 3.5% today what the fuck

Hey everyone, I'm an intern analyst at JPM...you guys thought I was larping?

>>23529129
They tried to re-egineer the saturn and failed miserably by the looks of it.

I’m at an average price of 13.67 on GME. Am I fucked?

>>23528949
>strongly advise you not to do that.
Why? Chinese sanctions? Or just the whole McDonnell Douglas incompetence of the Max?

Doesn’t it look like it’s bottoming after the European regulators said it was going to be approved?

>>23529099
Bullets.

Do I sell or buy

>>23529168
dude. im the one who made that post. and i was trolling. who the fuck are u lol. idiot

>>23529168
I'll inform JPM that one of their interns is larping on the internet. Good luck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9GaIbECisQ
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23529148
if there are guys who didnt at least take some profits.... thats irresponsible

>>23528996

>>23529187
both

>>23529054
Who cares? Royal families have done this since ancient Egyptian times up until WW1

>>23529172
No, no it's much worse. They used a concept dating back to the 70s (take Shuttle stack, put the engines on the orange tank, remove the shuttle). They failed to implement it since the fucking BUSH ADMINISTRATION. And it throws substantially LESS into orbit than Saturn. And it's still arguably just as unsafe for the astronauts as Shuttle.

Red day then fake pump tommorow then red week?

GME HALTED ON NEWS PENDING
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So, will it continue to dump tomorrow?

Fuck whoever told.me to buy CMG on Friday

market is going to look really ugly this winter

you thought April was bad? wait until people are stuck at home, catching colds and flus - all businesses are going to shutter. At least we had outdoor patios and nice weather

next few months are going to be slow, best case scenario people actually stay home this time but you know how that usually turns out.

What should I dump 3000 on? Apple? AMD?

weak hands i sold mym sqqq last week. i am ruin

STOP FUCKING DUMPING

>>23529180
Chinese sanctions, McDouglas incompetent management of ALL programs (Starliner, SLS, KC-135, etc). The problems are worse than most people are aware of. And the airline industry is dead for the next few years.

>>23529174
why didn't you sell at exactly at 15.87 then buy back in today at 13.26

I will sell whatever plus i make tomorrow and after that read the great mozu

>Just woke up
>GME assassinated
Any particular reason? Or just regular clown market shit?

>>23529228
April was amazing hah I’d kill for another April

>>23529054
That pic is fucking gold

>PLTR's crab power is so strong even the market dump can't move it

>>23529216

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY
DON'T CATCH THE FALLING KNIFE
SPY 300 EOW

>>23529133
MA dip is nice, bought a little early at -4%

>>23529216
Fuck yuo

>>23529254
Poos decided to sell finally

>>23529254
market down, people cashing out... momentum as far as i can tell. also shortie black magic

>my portfolio has coronavirus -coworker

>>23529216
>GME HALTED ON NEWS PENDING
post proofs

>>23529254
market go down so Gamestop go big down, maybe Gamestop go up now

Do not forget, strong duck said we'd be green this week. HOLD STRONG

>>23529216
kek

>>23529206
Can we get more nazi engineers and scientists please? Diversity hires are clearly not cutting it.

>buy UVXY
>up 4%
>buy more
>up 6%

bros, buy UVXY this week and sell on friday before close. that way you can ride the spike created by people gambling on pre-election VIX calls. it happened in 2016, and 2008, and will happen again now

>>23528760
GME cheapies
Anons AHHHH posting cuz they are paper handed faggots

>>23529254
Isn’t 10% the max amount a stock can be shorted in a session? Possibly short attack?

Feeling real great for buying another top when I could have just kept stacking ARKK or something

newfag here, what's a safe index fund to go after

>>23529232

Seriously will wkhs go back to 15?

>>23529289
What a normal faggot. Sick of people constantly bringing up corona in every conversation.

"Oh good a day for my old buddy TVIX"
>TVIX.F
The pain is still there bros.

>>23529254
(the market is down big today)

What happened to WKHS? Did they lose the contract

>>23529335
yes

>>23529054
And what does this have to do with the P/E ratio of fuckall?

>>23529321
>Anons AHHHH posting cuz they are paper handed faggots
calm down lol we're just having fun
most of us have single-dit cost basis anyways

>>23529310
Elon is welding together a fully reusable Mars colony ship in a field in Texas. von Braun is dead, long live Elon.

>tech earnings this week
you seriously still dont get how this works?

>>23528939
Don't hide, just buy

>>23529229
One is a good company who has always won and one is a priced in chinkshit newfag company....hmmm....WHO TO BUY

>>23529365
this, ahh posting makes people laugh, people who try hard stocks are lame

GameStop back to the price where I bought in.

I have inside information from top people at JP Morgan that they will crash the markets this week, get out everyone

FUCK GAMESTOP im down 11300 today

>>23529321
Nah My portfolio is over 90% GME and I still AAAAA post cause it’s fun to watch people seethe

>>23529370
Mars colony will never work without tons of shielding because we have just learned in the last year that it gives you brain damage in only a couple of months due to radiation, which gives you psychosis and blindness.

Is intel a worth while buy?

So NOW the market is pricing in Corona, huh? Didn't they get the "second wave" memo in April? Everyone knew cases will rise in fall, so what's with all that panic?

>>23529362
fuzzy panda revealed them to be a scam like nikola

>>23529229
I'd say AMD

>CLSN 300% UP BY THE END OF THE WEEK

screencap this

Guys I'm a cashier at Gamestop, heard from my store manager they're gonna crash this Friday. You were warned.

>>23528823
it helps him to hide his erection

bobo days are the comfiest shit in the world

>>23529411
ETFs are both the best and worst thing to happen to the market
everyone gets hit at the same time

Get ready for a 3 month downtrend

All the businesses in my area are shutting down for the winter.

>>23529411
>-3%
>pricing in Corona
I'm new and I know better.

I mean is there any positive news apart from the Amy Coney Barrett hearings? If she gets approved, will that mean the stimulus is next?

>>23529406
>Mars colony will not work without tons of shielding
Tunnels, anon. The colony will start with tunnels.

>>23529229
Apple is down almost 20% from its ATH. Great buying opportunity here.

>>23529458
couldn't they just live in tunnels on this planet instead

>>23529376
Amzn up bigly, apple and Microsoft down

daily reminder to buy CRSR

Pelosi and Mnuchin are supposed to announce that they're having a child in ten minutes right?

>>23529365
I wish I did too, I didn't believe the coomers :C

Gunna load up on month long gme call spreads though. It pulls this shit every goddamn week, Monday is red or crabs and by Friday it hits a plateau, rinse and repeat.

>>23529454
What? Look at cruise and airlines.

>>23529457
They’ll have to at least have to talk about stimulus so they can pretend to work and collect their government money

Imagine not buying this FB dip

>>23529458
Has that ever been simulated on earth, ever? I thought bubbles have been getting sim'd instead.

>>23529458
I know the regolith concept was mentioned for the moon but I didn't know Martian soil could do the same.

>>23529457
>the appointment of some whore bitch takes priority over providing stimulus to millions of unemployed

jesus fucking christ i want to skin every politician alive.

>underestimated the strength of the dump
I could have made so much more money, oh well.

>>23528723
>>Links for Bears
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>https://www.sprc.org/
>https://bad-dragon.com/shop
>https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

well now that its dip buying time, whats a good bet?

>>23529472
Western civilization is going to collapse so we need to move enough smart white people to Mars to restart it. There's not enough resources left on Earth to get to this tech level from scratch again.

>>23529472
underrated

How much money have you made or lost this year?

>tfw I was about to meet PDT requirements

>>23529457
>If she gets approved, will that mean the stimulus is next?
Only in the world where the politicians pushing for her appointment actually care about the people they represent.

dont buy on the first day of the dip right

>>23529327
VTI or VOO.

VTI would be my choice

>>23529518
>There's not enough resources left on Earth
so go to a planet where there are zero resources

Didn't this same drop happen on October 6th and it recovered in 2 days?

>>23529509
It's just mass. It doesn't really matter whether you have 10 tons of lead, 10 tons of water, or 10 tons of dirt above you. Mass is the most important factor for radiation dampening, that's why we use lead.

>>23529502
We mostly use concrete and lead on Earth but it's the same shit, you can make Marscrete pretty easily if need be.

Markets are going to drop another 10-15% by December. This puts TQQQ a "Buy" at $91

>>23529482
You said market.
Fine.
>DAL and AAL -6%
>pricing in Corona
Do you not understand how stupid that is?
When DAL actually "priced in Corona" it fell 67%.
If this is shocking news to you, stop trading.

>>23529411
some people thought there would be a vaccine by now. some people thought there would be a 2nd stimulus by now. etc.

i think some people thought the EU would get corona under control because they wear masks more.

SAP earnings showed tech cant carry everything.

>>23529478
I did. It hurts.

>>23529479
Why are Professor Trump and Naughty Nancy always fighting when it’s Mitch that makes the decisions?

>>23529525
I made it to 27k then dumped to 22k this month. I feel sad.

My stocks are up 7%
Learn to buy better stocks

>Links for bears
I don't think those links are relevant for them today, bull bros....

>>23529544
>there are zero resources on Mars
Where do you get that idea? There might even be oil there, if the Russians are right about abiogenic oil or if there was life in the past on Mars. Rare Earth minerals aren't just on Earth, they're on all rocky planets.

Reminder to get into F GE T, if you want comfy gains in a month.

>>23529472
This is why Mars colony terraforming fanboys are retarded faggots. Total colonization of Antarctica or the fucking bottom of the ocean would be 100x easier, cheaper, and more reasonable than colonizing Mars or the Moon. Fix or improve this planet before spending a quadrillion dollars on your “muh Star Trek, humanity must reach for the stars” vanity project jack off session.

>>23529524
>-550 dollars
>0

>>23529498
you buying FB calls?

getting beer and popcorn ready for next leg down and power hour crash

>>23529559
Mitch will do whatever Trump tells him to or else he will bury his career publicly. So it's still on crazy Nancy.

armageddon averted

>>23529549
i mean for the actual mars simulations that have been done. What happens is they use the same tools that they would be using in space, and have to move around in suits and everything for long periods of time. People have actually died doing this.

>>23529565
Smells like euro trash

>>23529411
>Surely there will be treatments and/or a vaccine by now
>Surely there will be a second stimulus
>Surely the government will enforce health measures to prevent a third wave in the fall and winter

>>23529579
>There might even be oil there
Anon, I...

Power Hour Dump into Circuit breaker
Screencap

>>23529559
>Professor Trump and Naughty Nancy
Sounds like the title of a porn

>>23529602
>people have died playing around in space suits on Earth to simulate Mars
Gonna need a citation there chap

Ford calls or Facebook calls?

>>23529524
I'm up right now but another day or two of this will put me on the red for sure

anyone buying the dip in SAP?

>>23529598
>he thinks this is the end of the dip

were only getting started, downtrend is going to continue for weeks, this is just the "buy the dip" crowd buying in on the first day of a downtrend

>>23529480
>It pulls this shit every goddamn week, Monday is red or crabs and by Friday it hits a plateau, rinse and repeat.
dont actually say it out loud like that, you're just asking for another rugpull

>>23529593
Yes, they're gonna beat earnings bigly

>>23529603
Chinkshit actually

>>23529608
It's true, Mars could have oil. That's not super useful as a fuel (given the lack of oxygen in the atmosphere) but as a source of hydrocarbons for plastic, or for rocket fuel, or for greenhouse gases to spruce the planet up a little, those are all totally valid uses of Martian oil.

WHAT ARE YOUR AAPL EARNINGS PREDICTIONS? WHAT CALLS ARE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES BUYING SO I KNOW WHAT TO SELL

>>23529617
I remember reading recently about how there was an accidental explosion and some astronauts died in a moon/mars sim. It definitely has happened.

>>23529595
Negatory. If trump loses and Biden gets to preside over the economic recovery because of stimulus, Mitch is in trouble in 2022. And even though we all know polls aren’t reality, Mitch is pricing that into his actions.

>>23529598
Prove it

Where is the Pelosi conference

Surely Mars has uranium. We could build Martian nuclear reactors for power.

>>23529628
whats your expiration and strike ? ive been considering buying FB calls since the dip and the earnings came out a couple days ago

don't believe this bounce

>>23529542
VTI.IV?

>>23529644
The only time astronauts have died in a Earth based simulation, afaik, was Apollo 1. They filled the capsule with 100% oxygen at atmospheric pressure, and everything caught fire. But that was Apollo 1 my dude.

>>23529656
Do you have any clue how complicated the uranium mining process is? You might as well mine more uranium on earth and send it to mars.

Predictions?

Dow will be 23500 around December - 15% drop due to slow business and increased COVID transmissions over the winter

you bought the GME dip, right?

>>23529658
I sold Friday and made about a grand, then bought back in today and fucked up because I bought back in too early. I’d go with a lower strike

>>23529635
I’ve got tiny positions in BILI BABA BYDDY but I want more. Especially Chinese infrastructure, semis, and internet.

Looking at CHIK CQQQ KWEB
Amy suggestions?

>>23529639
the moon COULD have oil but it doesn't

>>23529656
Mars absolutely has Uranium and Thorium, probably in similar quantities to Earth. Hopefully we have fusion figured out by the time we're building reactors on Mars, though. NASA has designed a tiny reactor for Mars missions called the kilopower.

>>23529658
fb earnings are on the 29th

>>23529688
no

>>23529666
what country do you live in?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI?p=VTI

What dip should I buy?

>>23529518

>>23529712
Leafistan

>>23529510
The appointment of "some whore bitch" can directly lead to stimulus for millions without having to accept poison pills.

>>23529678
You can't look up a list of spaceflight related accidents, because it isn't actually spaceflight related so they aren't listed, similar to how people falling hundreds of feet to their deaths constructing a rocket aren't considered spaceflight deaths.

gggggggggggeeeemmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23529639
it's oil a product of organic matter? why would mars have oil? sounds like wishful thinking

>>23529694
>but it doesn't
How do you know that? We've never prospected for it.

WE

ARE

BACK

>>23529727
*isn't

>>23529697
They are expected to beat** i think i just saw a forecasted earnings a couple days ago
>>23529689
>I'd go with a lower strike
you think 1/15/21 $280 is a solid choice?

>>23529688
I'm already 100% GME lel

>>23529608
>>23529639
>>23529727
We don't actually know where most of our oil comes from, and over what time period. There are only theories.

why did i average up on 14.7
why didnt i wait 1 day

why didnt i sell at 15.8 and bought back in today

why cant i have a crystal ball

>>23529696
That is badass

I just woke up what t he fuck is going on

Watch it all close green today I love being a crab merchant

>>23529746
I think it's safe. I wouldn't go for anything sooner than December or higher than 290 strike

>>23529727
The Russians think oil comes from reactions in the mantle, Western scientists think that's stupid but Russia knows a thing or two about oil. Also, Mars is believed to have been habitable long ago. If there was life on Mars in the distant past, there could be oil.

>>23529754
This guy is correct

If spy drops below 334 we're doing to see some serious shit.

>>23529406
cite your sources

>>23529757
time in GME, beats timing GME

Where is all this Munchin news at?

>>23529727
it's possible mars had life in the distant past
also there are some hypothesis about an abiogenic origin of oil

>>23529688
Why yes, yes I did.

Is there a leaf version of UVXY?

Who has the chart with upcoming earnings?

>>23529776
I just bought 1/15/21 280c at $21.85. Cheers mate, here's to Facebook massively beating earnings

>>23529783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCXGeiBUGkA

Turns out prolonged low-level radiation exposure of the same Sv is actually way, way, worse for your brain than the same Sv over a very short period (which is what we have historically studied, due to how people are usually exposed).

>>23529716
you can buy a non hedged etf such as
VUN(the leaf equivalent of VTI)
in your TFSA
i prefer to acquire USD and buy the american etf listed on the NYSE, which is VTI

dead cat bounce, don't fall for it

>>23529551
Jesus, mate, I'm just saying that there is no reason for DAL to lose 6% when everyone knew about the second wave since the beginning of the pandemic. I'm not invested in DAL and I'm not trading. I just find it funny that everyone claims that markets are efficient, yet it's just a bunch of panicky greedy bankers trying to outkike one another

boomer jones already recovering, zzz

>>23529821
same bro, we're in this together. There's tons of options whale activity on calls right now

>>23529832
Wow this really puts a damper on my plans to run around naked.

>>23528948
The media lies. Congrats on babbie's first redpill.

>just woke up
>GME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>23529832
>university of commiefornia
opinion discarded

>>23529870
It's following the market. boring fuck shit

>>23528723
Why didn't you trust me, dudes?

>>23529870
just buy more moron

>>23528723
>Dear trans so-called "passing"

holy shit. you stock guys are a bunch of retards. worse than crypto fags. damn

>13.72
deja vu

>>23529872
We already know that living on the ISS leads to permanent vision problems with actual people, not just mice. Things don't really look good for a space colony that is shielded heavily.

>>23529847
time to sell some covered calls here?

>>23529856
>There's tons of options whale activity on calls right now
Are whales aggressively selling FB right now?

>>23528939
Sell everything so that you can wage more wagie. Do you even need to ask such simple questions.

DON'T HIDE, JUST BUY

>>23529880
Its in the Russell 2000, so if that takes a shit, it takes GME along with it

Migrate (sideways)
>>23529900

>>23529896
Cite your sources

>>23529784
>>23529882

>>23529904
obviously

Actual rape victims love to pretend they have it the worst, but I mean they should see my portfolio before over-reacting about their circumstances

>>23529856
Also when do you plan to exit your FB positions?

>>23529901
not sure about today but the past week there's been lots of call buying. Haven't seen what's up today

>>23529688
Shit.

I’d really like to sell a put instead but IV collapsed?

>>23529931

>>23529856
Remind me to buy on Wednesday, will you.

>>23529924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NT4g5MvBrg

Most astronauts report blurry vision or complete loss of vision at some point on ISS, this may or may not be exclusive to zero g, however light flashes can be permanent due to radiation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray_visual_phenomena).). This makes getting to mars a big problem. I'm not even getting into the fact that half of astronauts blood in their jugulars start flowing backwards due to long term zero-g and that could be catastrophic on a long term trip to mars.

>>23530003
Why isn't this guy president again? Imagine what these 4 years could've been

>>23529244
Didnt wanna swing it. I also had no idea this shit was gonna crash

GME bros

fidelity made me sign something saying im an experienced trader with a high risk tolerance because i bought tqqq shares but all i do is buy appl msft and amzn and dont know a single word or thing about trading

>>23530028
just sign it

>>23528948
you can't trust the media. only /smg/.

>>23530028
>all i do is buy appl
Describes Warren Buffett.
Add WFC and it describes Ryan Cohen.

>>23529645
>selling calls on red days

>>23529148
Warned you faggots for weeks one day the music was going to stop. Go stand in the dunce corner with the gnus culties who also refused to listen to me.

>>23529148
>Blockbustered
market took a shit and we dropped to the $13.30 support and rocketed off, with SI increasing

How can you be upset?

>>23529202
Neck yourself you apathetic wastrel

about to put in my 12k order for gme. last rollcall. why did we go down 10% today? why is the market down today? are we on the precipace of a great recession

>>23530421
>why did we go down 10% today
compare the chart for GME and the Russel 2000

>why is the market down today?
stimulus kerfufling probably? election volatility?

>are we on the precipice of a great recession
it depends on the helicopter money. If helicopter money passed then stonks moon. If gridlocked forever instead then we get a credit crunch. and '08 again

>>23530461
bleh. i wish i knew where this price was headed

>>23530993
I honestly don't pay any heed to it until either
1) news comes out
2) Q3 is coming up
3) election market starts looking grim