/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23542658
Which Tesla rumor?

>>23542841

>>23542859
Is that real or is it a /biz/ false flag thing?

>>23542859
This was live on lition.de/tesla but was removed since.

>>23542873
It's real

>>23542658
token not needed, so probably it goes to 0 were it belongs

>>23542859
Can a kraut translate this nazi shit?

>"Dear Tesla team If you are looking for a German operations partner for your electricity supply, you've come to the right place. With this page, we aim to showcase what Lition is capable of setting up within just one week. All tariffs on this page are ready for use. Switch to Lition, and we can supply you and your household with real electricity, today."


Stop spreading this as a done deal. The website was a sales pitch. Nothing more.

>>23543313
This
The Litards are fucking idiots easily manipulated

>>23543349
I'm all in on LIT you fag. So I'm a LITard as well I'm just realistic about it.

Someone claiming to be an insider posted the link on -reddit-
There were no other ways to get to the site.

>>23543386
>There were no other ways to get to the site.
Yes there is. You can get the entire sitemap of a website fairly easily. Some fag probably scans it regulary to spread info like this.

>>23543313
Yes, please stop this. Even if, against all odds, this is true, grasping at these particular straws is embarrassing.

>>23542859
holy shit is this real

>>23544009
Just an awkward, thirsty pitch.

>>23543417
I tried this but it never shows up, because there arent any links to navigate from lition.de to lition.de/tesla or lition.de/speakeasy even.
Robot.txt does not work for that so you cant get it mapped.
An anon did come to 4chan to list like 15 of these white-label solutions but I don't know how he got this.
Maybe he was an insider, maybe i'm just a retard and there are other ways to map the site.

>>23544867
>maybe i'm just a retard and there are other ways to map the site.
Yeah there are techniques that go into pen testing/hacking(actual professional way) with Kali Linux etc and other tools professional pen testers use. Those attacks are usually illegal but it's not exactly rocket science and it's likely people invested in crypto currencies are also tech fags, into network penetration etc.

>>23542658
Straight to $5 imo

Unironically pic related

>>23545466
Except it wasn't supposed to be public before an autist found it through the sitemap and they quickly removed it

But the rumor is not real. Moreover it's embarrassing that a coldcalling pitch page is what started it. I'm afraid this nonsense will ruin the real announcement. Good job, lads.

>>23545466
This isn't Lition shilling it.
It's 4chan autists.
But yeah it's just a sales pitch, which looks more professional than most of websites of 10M mcap shitcoin projects.

The most important nugget was picrelated though. 15 Million+ EUR revenues.

>>23543230
(not a german, but i live here and im learning, so ill do my best)

Cleaner eco-power for your Tesla
Home solutions for Tesla drivers.
With or without wallbox.

For a greener future
Electronic cares are as clean as the power they run on. Indeed, a Tesla motor creates CO2 emissions and other forms of population during a ride - only in combination with power from renewable energy sources is a Tesla ride really carbon neutral. That's why there's a Tesla E-mobility Tariff.

E-Mobility Tariff
You have a choice between 3 eco-power tariffs.
1) Wallbox
- Connection over single teriff-counter payment
- Clean and regional eco-power
- Discounted thanks to subsidies

2) Wallbox HT/NT
- Connection over double tariff-counter
- Clean and regional eco-power
- Discounted thanks to subsidies
- Main and idle time consumption

3) Home solution
- Connection over normal house-counter
- Clean and regional eco-power
- Special tariff for households with E-Auto

The Tesla Powerwall
The Powerall reduces your dependence on public power netowkrs, in order to save your solar power for later use without sun exposure. Use the powerwall alone or in combination with other Tesla products to save money, reduce carbon emissions and spread power to your house.

How does the power get to your Tesla?
An innovative, blockchain-based system enables the sale of pure eco-power. This power is produced from independent generators all across Germany and supplied via network. This ensure that only power from renewable energies make their way into your Tesla.

My house, my power.
With a solar panel on the roof you produce power that you'd otherwise have to pay for. That makes you independent from your current* supplier. You save a little money, and help the climate by doing so. Nice!

*usually id do a one to one 'bisher' = 'hitherto' but it sounds weird here with the conversational tone

>>23543313
Cringe if true

>>23546152
German here, confirm. It is nothing but Lition begging for Tesla to get some attention. Tesla has NO IDEA this site exists, hence are working with Lition. This thread is so cringe to read as a german hahaha

>>23547232
ARE NOT WORKING WITH LITION*

>>23545280
>rocket science
that's pretty easy desu.

>>23547232
>This thread is so cringe to read as a german hahaha'

physically cringed...Achmed and his 15 kids need food for fucks sake. Hans, stop hanging around here and go to work!

Tesla confirmed?
Excellent news.

>>23547314
You can google translate it yourself and see its a sales pitch you dumb fuck lol

Lition the moon?

>>23547339
That kind of language isn't feeding little Muhammed, Saima, Ali, Tarik, Mustafa, Sarah, Alya, Mohammed and Mohamed, Hans!

>>23547339
That is not the point you fucking retard. It is not cringe to have a sales pitch. You comment about it being cringe was hella cringe. Verfickter Homo

>>23547925
As i said in another post it was just a fucking mock up proposal, the sort of thing you ask your web/graphic designers to do between projects etc. Standard practice and it actually looked very good too

>>23548411
>Yeah dude lets just waste our time with creating meaningless websites that wont give us shit in the future

I also never said that they are immidiately working with each other or something. The fact that they feel confident enough to address them like this is the bullish part.

I'm all in on lit. This is a lot of bs though. Probably made by these fags.

>>23542841
more like which coin doesnt have a tesla rumor

>>23547925
Always /comfy/ these threads.