/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>>/v/532177432

Made a thread on /v/ as well.

inb4 op is a faggot and won't deliver

>>23934470
Is this some elaborate plot to steal my precious linkies?

I clicked on the link and now my linkies are gone AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23934771
No stealing. Post a gif/and or webm proving you beat Christopher Robin. One glance at the video and it'll be easy to tell if you used upgrades or not.

Drop your wallet with the attached proof and unironically enjoy $2 USD for autistically beating a kiddie flash game.

>>23934771
No, when you see a 100 or 500 level of Hangman which asks you for 5$ for an extra life THEN you know I'm after your XRP, linkies, USD, euros, BTCs, ETH.

>>23934852
>$2 USD
>5 ETH
anon are you stuck in 2015?

>>23934895
$2k USD*

>>23934655
lmao
>nobody wants your monopoly money
we are still early /biz/

sign a message with an account with 5 ETH to prove you're not larping

>>23934470

I played this years ago as well as a few days ago for nostalgia. Never managed to beat CR even fully maxed out. Came close a couple times but never did it. No upgrades is impossible

was gonna attempt this until i watched a speedrun on youtube just now. fuck that

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hard is it to beat this guy compared to Mike Tyson's punch out?

>>23934470
what's the mechanic? I hit the ball but it constantly goes to the left

>>23935702
ok I finally understood, this game is unplayable without resizing the browser in higher resolutions because it's tiny. The goal is to click and hold when the ball gets into the bat contour

>>23934470
The fucking owl is really giving me a run for my money fucking christ

>>23934470
This game is literally impossible. OP you should increase the reward you fucking nigger. I'd rather wageslave in a factory for 2 months straight instead of playinf this cursedgame again. after being stuck for 2 hours on the owl I decided to give up

no amount of money will make up for the time lost and the autism wasted fuck you OP I hope you die

>can't even go past piglet
wtf /biz/ I thought videogames were casual shit nowadays
or am I getting too old?

>>23937444
>I thought videogames were casual shit nowadays
They are but this is an old one

>>23937506
damn
if I was not even 4 years younger I could have had a fair chance I think. but now I'm not desperate nor poor enough to attempt this challenge lmao

>wasting hours trying to beat a winnie the pooh baseball game for kids for money
the absolute state of biz

>>23934470
Hey hey, OP. *snickers* make them play on hardmode that 1 hentai game with the sleeping girl where you need to be careful not to wake her up. That one is easier once you understand it though.

>cheese through everyone, struggle a little against the rabbit but fail to see what's so hard about this game
>owl
>ok now I see
>miss every single ball
>play against him for ~1 hour
>slowly but surely get used to his pattern, the more I play the higher my score
>2 minutes ago
>18/19
>0 pitchs left, it's my last chance
>he throws an easy exterior ball
>I hit it
>almost reaches 100 meters in the center but falls behind the bushes at the very last second

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>>23934895
Time traveler just let it slip, sell while you can

I remember this game from /v/ years ago. Good times.

>>23934852
>5 eth
>$2

Yeah no thx im not gonna waste time only to get 5 bucks

>>23937366
Lmao

>>23934891
Kek Someone wanting to steal xrp

Is there a version of this in fucking english

What a bunch of pussies
the game can't be that hard. costs nothing to try at least

>>23934470
Am i allowed to use upgrades to reach robin? Dont feel like trying all the way up to him without upgrades

how do I record a webm of my screen

>>23934470
>no upgrades
Pretty sure this is verifiably impossible because he can throw faster than unupgraded pooh can swing.

>>23934470
Already feeling the pain at the kangaroo.
Fuck this. OP you're a savage.

Let's go bizbors.

>>23938535
stuck on that fucking kangaroo tooo

>>23937366
>he didn't get to the absolute niggardry that was tigger and his invisible variable velocity balls

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I did this years ago. I’m pretty sure I could do it again given ten hours or so but won't start because someone who started at the time the op first posted the thread will do it before me. Keep going you money chasing autists.

>mfw remembering the moment /v/ got to christopher robin and realized that the rest of the game was a tutorial
Holy shit it's been 6 years...

>>23934470
Nah.

Thanks for the fun OP. Looking forward to see who wins. This simply isn't worth my time.

Best of luck y'all.

I said nothing. I thought the rabbit was hard already but I can't stand this fucking piece of shit. Fuck this game

Guys imagine if you had to pay 3.50$ for every extra life if you wanted to continue the game.
Imagine if the price got higher and higher as you progressed.
Imagine if only you had bought an NFT at 25$ which now would be worth 250$ just so you can play for free.

>>23938916
Beat the fucking owl for fuck's sake anon!

>literal invisible balls
This is too much. I started playing as soon as the thread was made thinking I'd rather be early, but this is too much, Tigger is destroying me bros. I give up, /biz/. Uniswap rugpulls are unironically less tiring

I am definitely adding this game to my list of tournaments. Because of how hard it is I'll give everyone 30 lives per 5$. Everyone will think it's easier only to realize the extra lives are meaningless.

>>23937889
>>23938916
FILTERED

>>23939069
Is the tiger after bastard owl? THEN HOW HARD IS FUGGING CHRISTOPHER ROBIN?

>>23939139

im stuck on owl and am shaking just thinking of tigger

>>23939139
>>23939185
As someone else said ITT, all of the encounters before him are literally part of the tutorial. As you progress in the game, you have to score more and more homeruns to succeed. (3, 5, 8, 12, 15, 19, 27) You must score 40 out of 50 balls against him (80% efficiency) and what's worse, he uses all kinds of throws from your previous duels at random, but faster and stronger. To this day, I'm pretty sure nobody actually managed to beat Christopher without any upgrades. Owl and Tigger alone require frame perfect positioning and reflexes to beat without upgrades

Only pajeets or desperate poorfags would attempt OP's challenge. I repeat, beating Robin with upgrades is already a massive accomplishment and harder than even God Hand on hard/die difficulty. Do what you will

>>23939232
I'm pretty certain it's literally impossible. I'd love to see if someone could do it though.

>>23939267
People said Daiojou and Mushihimesame were literally impossible and yet beat them in one credit years later. Never underestimate autistic people.

owl you fucking nigger

>>23934470
I first saw these threads on /sp/, repost there too

>>23934470
Is it even possible to do this without upgrades?

today a tyrant shall fall

>>23940508
Anon.... is money really that important to you?
You're about to face the dark lord himself. May you be safe...

>>23940508
Good luck sir

Nigger

>>23937366
>2 hours

hahaha fuck you in cloaca owl nigger

>mfw watching poor people thrashing against the odds for money
Is this what being an aristocrat felt like?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INVISIBLE TIGGER SHIT

>>23939069
INVISIBLE FUCKING BALLS

>>23935612

I can beat tyson after a few tries. Christopher Robin is near impossible. Hardest boss in video game history

>>23940979
It's beautiful. They are really trying.

so I guess this is the 4channel version of sharpie in pooper huh

>>23941243
This is much funnier.

I’m getting closer.

>>23934470
>no upgrades
Make it 30 ETH and I'll consider giving this challenge a try. Any lower is an insult to Christopher Robin's power.

no

HOW CAN A FUCKING BALL BOUNCE OFF A 2 FOOT BUSH YOU FUCKING DODGY OWL FUCK

OP fucking make every passing day passes, you will increase reward by 1 ETH

By December 16th, the reward should be 36 ETH

See how this will turn out you fucking Aristocrat