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guide for anons new to /biz/

>> No.24013718

copy the pros, especially those who originate from the holy land

>> No.24013729
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24013729

buy high sell low
install macOS
coffee is good for you
sneed

>> No.24013732
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>>24013692
eth
omg
thats it
buy those two
youre welcome

dont forget this post anon

>> No.24013740
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>>24013692
Hi faggot I’m a crypto and stonk pro from the Holy Land. What do you want to know

>> No.24013746

>>24013692
make an account on coinbase or gemini
buy bitcoin and ethereum
install electrum wallet and metamask
withdraw your bitcoin to electrum, ethereum to metamask
back up your keys

>> No.24013751

>>24013692
the entire board is unironically an IDF terrorist operation, they coordinate pump and dumps on various coins

you can make money by tagging along with whatever their current project is this week

>> No.24013755

>>24013692
you shouldn't be here if you have less than 1k to lose and not care.

>> No.24013764
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>>24013692
buy and hold BTC, but larp as a shitcoiner and write posts about trading shitcoins

>> No.24013769

>>24013692
uniswap sirs

>> No.24013771

>>24013751
it's more like a shill board for ponzi's but you can make money if you think a few steps ahead.

>> No.24013775

>>24013692
Buy (or say you did) a couple crypto coins and buy GME and PLTR and call everyone else a newfag.

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uniswap sir

>> No.24013815

>>24013771
the ponzis are owned by jews

they falseflag as indians and spout pajeet memes to misdirect you but there is only one known pajeet discord, most are IDF, JIDF, and CIA linked blueflag shill organizations

>> No.24013886

>>24013692
There’s no love on this board we are all here to bust each other out and laugh when people lose everything. If you are the kind of person who seeks advice on 4chan run away from here as fast as you can. Some anon is going to end up with all your money.

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Only one. And it's the best piece of advice you'll get.

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Get the Brave browser and get paid $$$ to jerk it

>> No.24013977

>>24013692
do the opposite of what /biz/ says EXCEPT with LINK

>> No.24013980

it's about to hit 18k ffs

>> No.24014019

If a thread smells like curry, run

>> No.24014041

>>24013692
put something in your ass, take pics of it, and people will send you Chainlink

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>>24013692
I took profit at 11300 in btc like a month ago because of this board even when i felt it could go up some more at least , i guess the best i can tell you is to don't take them seriously

>> No.24014199

>>24013692
use https://merv.tech for a bunch of cool shit

>> No.24014338

>>24013692
Buy ETH
Wrap to WETH
Enter Bonded Finance public sale : https://sale.bonded.finance/

>> No.24014649

>>24013692
just lurk for a long time, you'll be fine. learn which coins are flavor of the month and gain the ability to read through scams. good luck anon

>> No.24014751

>>24013732
Omg? Why tho?

>> No.24014842

BUY BTC ETH LINK + 1 (ONE) SHITCOIN
THAT IS IT, YOU CAN LEAVE, THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
SAVE YOUSELF.

>> No.24015245

>>24013692
if you're new only buy or hold btc eth and link
this is the agreed upon holy trinity of biz

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>>24013692
>please be patient i have autism
appreciate the courtesy fren, but you have it backwards: i am the one with autism and you are the one who needs to be patient; only though lurking for at least 6 months will you make it

>> No.24016071

KEK IS HERE KEK IS HERE!!!!!
>>24014422

>>24014422

>>24014422

>> No.24016075

>>24013740
Will I make it?

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>>24013692

buy Ethereums and LINK sirs