/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24156894
100x here

50x here

>>24156894
3x to 5x here

>>24156894
You aren't alone OP. I still need a solid 10-50x to feel comfy. The bullrun hasn't even begun yet. Don't let the larpers get you down bro.

>>24156909
>>24156910
Sirs

X20

Anon we have just begun the bull market, relax

anons I hope that we're all gonna make it

>>24156894
I'm even down
How the fuck you lose money with this.... By being a retard

i need a 100x to make it

>>24156894
1000x here lol
been on /biz/ for a year now, and started with $20. Have close to $3k now. I hope my patience and diamond hands serve me well into the future

i honestly just need a 3x and then i am fucking off to my plot of land in the woods and growing my own vegetables, which is why they won't let me get a 3x. they NEED me to keep doing spreadsheets for mr. shekelberg

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

:)

>>24156894
i need a 30x to make it. by making it i mean cashing out half of my crypto, holding the rest, investing what's left in more stable assets.

>>24157083
Tell me your secret. Its impressive if you actually began with so little

X30-60 here

>>24157141
I’ve been on /biz/ daily and have gotten pretty good at picking out good coins based on the threads. A lot of it was pure luck, though.
>I made $100+ on ESH and GHOST before the team took several colossal shits
>made a bit with VRA and SUTER, sold, and reinvested in chainlink at ~$1/LINK
>got the Uni drop and reinvested in more LINK and then XRP and a single ETH
In other words, I just follow the memes and digits like a fucking idiot

>>24156894
I need x100 dude

>>24157372
lmao, I guess that can work. You miss out on some coins which are gonna be memed when their price rises because of the attention.

i'm not even anywhere near the "i need yx to make it" I'm currently trading around my 100€ to make it more so I can buy solid stacks in crypto lol I managed to up it bto around 400€ and now I'm holding a few coins waiting for one of them to go up so I can cash out and invest then just ride the wave up hopefully this bullmarket is the moment I can actually start doing some good moves.
i wanted to get a wage cuck job so I could have a few K to buy stacks but corona really fucked me in the ass hard on that one

>>24157141
I did $100 to $4500 in 3months kek

7 years ago i met in a Mauritanian mosque a man called Imam Sergeyllah Nazaromedov.
After a few prayers, we decided to finish praying at his place to get more hasanat, so he invited me at his condo.
He was very pious, so he grabbed a piece of paper and he started to draw something, he told me to start praying while he watches me, so I went to do my normal prayer, but whenever I did sujud, Sergeyllah came at me from behind and helped me correct my sujud posture, but his crotch rubbed against my ass every time he did it and I could feel him getting harder and harder.
I was also feeling my penis get harder and harder, which confused me and didn't let me focus on Allah, so I did what any good muslim man would do, get the bad thoughts out of the way by indulging them so I can pray 100%.
I pulled my abaya up and Sergeyllah inserted his huge blessed penis inside my anus.
I felt instantly stretched but it felt ecstatic, he was moaning so loud I was scared he would have a heart attack, sweat was driping all over me, and I was so lost in his love I forgot about god for a while.
Then he came, what a divine ejaculation, it felt like warm comfort inside me, as soon as he pulled his penis out I clenched my anus to not waste one drop of that warm nectar.
He then pulled my abaya down, came next to me, and we prayed together with our minds 100% concentrated on god.
When we finished, he told me a sad story about a man who stole from thousands of mentally ill children and we both cried until our beards were wet.
9 months later I gave birth to our child, which shouldn't have happened since I'm a man, but the semen was so strong and was held for so long inside my body couldn't resist.

I need a 36x

>>24156988
That shitcoin just came out as I managed to gather from the 30 sec google search I just did. Why should this shitcoin moon?

>>24157752
that dude probably bought like a bunch of stack and is waiting for people to fomo in during the bullrun so he can sell his bags to them don't take the bait

>>24156894
i just need a X5

>>24157773
I believe so. But gonna keep an eye on it.

I need a x15 from here, but that’ll only get me a house. I’ll still need to work.

>>24156894
10X is coming, i need 500X at least

>>24157112
if that is your ambition(wich is very baste btw) then you already made it

I only need 1x to make it.
Wait a minute...

>>24157861
Here you go

>>24156909
Same

10x needed here as well, fuck...

>>24156894
6x to make it. So close but so far.

I only need a 3x to become a millionaire. Holy shit. But making it for me is actually $3 million.

The largest cap coin you should be invested in is LINK. BTC and ETH just don’t have as much upside potential. Then RSR. Then fuck around with a few grand in DIA, STAKE, RAMP, OCTO, shit like that. You’ll make it just fine.

>>24156894
Bonded Finance should pull this in December. Especially if you play this week on Uniswap slow. Screencap this.

>>24156909
Same.
UTK, NIM, IOST are ganna blast me there.
Long term holds: XMR, XRP, ETH, BTC, and LINK

Without a doubt 2024 - 2025 imma make it, were all ganna make it

>>24156894
hundred of thousands of anons have already made it and more do everyday. how does that make you feel? you should probably kill yourself now

A x10 would have me extremely comfy but I need a x25-30 to have the kind of money to bring my dreams to life. I unironically Believe it will happen.

>>24158705
That's gonna be a lot of tax money, fren.