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LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ETH CHOO CHOO

>> No.24198286

>>24198268
That was fast

>> No.24198292

Newfag here

Wtf is eth and how do I load it?

>> No.24198294

most bullish event for ETH probably ever and it's still over 50% down from ATH AND being outperformed this week by ADA, XLM and XRP of all things, lmao the absolute state.

>> No.24198338
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24198338

>>24198292
go back

>> No.24198340

>>24198292
Its a drug. You order it off some Russian off of eBay, you 'load it's by injecting it with a needle

>> No.24198395

>>24198338
Go


Back


Where?

>> No.24198457

>>24198340
I love banging meth right into my dick vein
Thought you guys meant eth lol

>> No.24198475

>>24198268
explain this to me like im a kindergartener. what is eth 2.0, why are people staking it, how are people staking it, and how does this help ETH?

>> No.24198507

>>24198475
you had so many years anon

>> No.24198545

>>24198507
i just saw you have to have 32 eth to stake, i only have 2 eth, so what happens to the value of my unstaked eth?

>> No.24198583

>>24198475
>>24198545
Go to Reddit

>> No.24198587

>>24198545
they get deleted and you stay poor forever for not staking

>> No.24198600

>>24198475
l0l

>> No.24198609

>>24198268
just hit the crack pipe and bought 2 more ETH

>> No.24198610

>>24198545
as an asset your ETH will skyrocket in the coming weeks, but you need 32 ETH to actually stake on the network. You basically lock your tokens into the network for a year and get back 20% interest in the form of ETH in order to help verify the transactions taking place on the network

>> No.24198613

>>24198475
just another layer to eth, don't worry about it newfriend

>> No.24198621

>>24198545
Nothing, just hold your ETH and enjoy the pump

>> No.24198625

Sirs please wait, i start my wage slave job tomorrow so i can accumulate more. Don't leave without me i beg.

>> No.24198832

83 validators needed now

>> No.24198937

done

>> No.24199038

>>24198937
i was he-he here

>> No.24199059

I've been on biz everyday for 2 years straight and not once did I see eth shillef for its 2.0 release until the last couple of days. You're telling me its going to rapidly increase in price because they're going to lock up eth for staking??? Why didn't anybody say so? Do. I seriously need to go to reddit for crucial information like this? Why is biz so far behind in everything?

>> No.24199117

>>24199059
you didn't know?
there's literally no reason to stake
20% APR at MOST + you get serenity tokens and not actual ETH

don't read the news, it's all bullshit
the narrative is bs in this case

>> No.24199968

>>24199059
its bullish because ETH 2.0 will be rolling out for the next 2-3 years, the roadmap is progressing and it will eventually be able to scale and handle the worlds transactions as a decentralised global supercomputer, more of a movement than a simple currency.

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>>24198268
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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24200540

>>24198294
guys, look at this cum drinking dipshit and laugh.

>> No.24200609

>>24198610
>>24198545
Can you really not stake less than that? Can you not do nominated staking like in polkadot?