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What is the best method for suicide?

>> No.24353178

>>24353155
death by pornography, fap until you die.

either that or get 3 heavy girls to smother you.

>> No.24353182

>>24353155
I would jump from a bridge so nobody would have to clean my shit

>> No.24353186

Being boiled alive.

>> No.24353188

>>24353155
be nuclear scientist in iran

>> No.24353191

missing haircomb token

>> No.24353215

>>24353182
Often time you just drown with broken bones.

>> No.24353242

How about chaining your ankles to the back of your car and putting it in drive?

>> No.24353248

>>24353155
exit bag
google it

>> No.24353290

>>24353155
don't do it fren, are you going to risk eternal life in hell ?

>> No.24353374

Old age

>> No.24353418

>>24353155
carbon monoxide poisoning. You just go to sleep

>> No.24353442

>>24353155
best in what way? most painless? quick? least mess to clean up? most probability of success? please define the metrics

>> No.24354140

Don't kill yourself, get saved instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxegwiYLEQ

>> No.24354148

>>24353442
probably all of those combined

>> No.24354198

>>24353248
So pumping helium into a plastic bag over your head.

>> No.24354199

>>24353155
Draw a picture of a muzzie

>> No.24354207

Use your toe to pull the trigger on an ar15 to your head

>> No.24354209
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24354209

>>24353155
Everyone dies, why give nature an easy time and check out now? For me, life is about finding a good hill to die on, to believe in something and pursue it even if it kills you.

>> No.24354258

do the door knob belt thing and die with the most intense orgasm

>> No.24354274

Best method of suicide would be buying XRP

>> No.24354332

>>24354258
Intrigued, is it one of those asphyxiation things?

>> No.24354359

>>24353155
Old age

>> No.24354775

Try to homestead in Alaska. If you make it through a winter alive you'll likely have a better appreciation for your life. If not, mission success.

>> No.24354942

>>24353155
killdozer

>> No.24355056

>>24354332
just do what he did, skip the safety measures
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2009/06/is-there-a-safe-way-to-perform-autoerotic-asphyxiation.html

>> No.24355841

>>24353155
/biz/

>> No.24355950

>>24353155
carbon monoxide

>> No.24356224

You died from your previous life to come here.

Why do it again??

>> No.24356485

>>24353191
good lad

>> No.24356549

i never post, but dnt kys bro. Never give up. <3

>> No.24356557

>>24353155
Helium exit bag.

>> No.24356594
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24356594

>>24353155
Downer cocktail or inert gas asphyxiation

>> No.24356682

>>24353155
The only acceptable suicide method is having someone else kill you first sleep then death. Anything else will cause immense pain.

>> No.24356710

>>24353155
old age

>> No.24356788

>>24356594
what's a downer cocktail? doesn't sound lethal

>> No.24356951

>>24356788
a 'cocktail' with multiple different depressant drugs in it that potentiate each other, especially if it includes barbiturates

>> No.24356961

>>24356682
nah. asians have it worked out. google charcoal suicides.

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24357230

>>24353155
lock yourself in a room with your stinkies to be suffocated by the odoriferous aroma
>....quite pungent indeed...

>> No.24357272

>>24353155

Doing something to Klaus Schwab or Fauci and having the cops deal with you

>> No.24357283

Im gonna jump out of an airplane with no parachute right before snorting the biggest line ever.
t. Link OG

>> No.24357343

>>24353155
train