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I didn't even know this shit was real until my aunt said to my mom that he forced his husband to sit down to pee to not dirty the WC.

Agreed. The lazy man's special. Much more relaxing.

I prefer standing up, but at 3 am when you're half awake and can't be bother to aim, sitting is the way to go.

There is nothing wrong with a woman standing up to pee

I prefer standing to pee in nature or in the shower. But if it requires aim i will pee verifiably everywhere my pee comes out literally like a 24 inch radius spray

>>24693014
based and redpilled

>>24693128
in my mouth

>>24693065
>my aunt
>he
your aunt is a man

Easier to keep browsing biz if you sit just being frank with you guys

>>24693014
>not peeing in the sink

>>24693349
>not urinating in your mouth to save on water bills

>>24693250
so what, bigot?

>>24693014
I sit unless I'm out in a public bathroom, it's just easier. In public, I'm too worried about getting crotchrot from rubbing my ass on the same seat that dozens of other anonymous men have already rubbed their ass on. So standing is acceptable then. But really, sitting to piss is the default for me. It's easier and less mess. Who cares.

I've been using a detergent bottle for ages. Saved me hours of walking back and forth and probably 1000s of gallons

>>24693014
I do this all the time even in bars and if there are only urinals i go to the ladies room and act like i am non binary. then i do the peepee but sometimes i get turned on right after the peepee because i hear girls giggling and chatting about handsome niggers and how they want to cheat on their white boyfriend. oof just typing this makes me coom. sometimes i can also hear them do the peepee and the smell and the sound is such a turnon.

im a germophobe so squating is a no go for me. desu it takes a while for me to fuck up my toilet with pee

>>24693014
There's nothing wrong with a bear staking some Tomochain before the golden TOMO FOMO.

>>24693014
I do this when I have to pee in the middle of the night and don't want to switch on the lights and burn my retinas. I can't miss when I'm sitting down!

>>24693496
and what exactly are those microbiotic organisms feeding on. stop living in fear

>>24693450
>automatically assume that's an insult
I got bad new for you buddy...

Fuck sitting down to pee the toilet seat is always cold

>>24693112
This, i can remember my mother trying to give my dad shit saying
>he must be getting old, he sits down to pee when he wakes up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.
I thought to myself, what a genius and have done it ever since if i wake up in the middle of the night needing to take pee pee

>>24693014
>start peeing
>it goes the opposite way you were aiming
>pee all over the floor

>>24693014
Women are jealous of men's ability to pee standing up.

If your wife tell you to sit to pee she is demasculating you and you should (literally) stand up for yourself.

My wife doesn't tell me this nonsense. She is too busy being in the kitchen cooking my dinner to have time to give me her opinion on my standing up to pee habit.

>>24693014
in boot camp we all agreed to sit down when we pee because the niggers on bathroom detail couldn't keep up

i live on the 25th floor and sometimes pee out of the window lmao

>takes man card

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Please go back to your containment fucking homosexual

>>>4chan.org/lgbt

>>24695334
based

>>24693014
Sitting down to pee is the patrician's choice. Every single muscle that you would use to stand up is now fully relaxed, all focus put on controlling your bladder with absolute precision. You lean back against the cistern, eyes to the ceiling, but in reality this is closer to looking upon God himself, as the warm stream slips out from between your legs, waves of peace washing over you. Those final drips that get in your pants occasionally are no more, as there is no rush. You sit prone, almost hypnotized as
>Every
>Last
>Drop
Falls out of your urethra. For the first time in your life, you have peed, TRULY peed. And while you're in this position, why not go all the way? You grab a single sheet of toilet paper and dab the final drips off the head of your penis. They say this is how women should pee, but I have never felt like more of a gentleman than in this moment.