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How do I turn 2 pounds of lead into gold?

>> No.24770256

use it to make bullets, load them into your gun, rob someone

>> No.24770265

Eat it and store it for 20 years upon excretion it will have changed form, based on my estimate

>> No.24770287

>>24770256
kek

>> No.24770673

>>24770245
Pssst goyim! don't you know lead converts to gold in the colon?
try it, you'll litterally shit gold for a week

>> No.24770706

>>24770245
kek post

>> No.24770800
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24770800

>>24770265
>>24770673
Help! I tried eating the lead coins but now they're stuck in my esophagus and it really hurts! I don't wanna spend money on an ambulance but I'm really scared! Water doesn't help...

>> No.24770830

>>24770245
Want to make it visible for everyone or keep it private? Btc for the first option, EPIC for the latter

>> No.24770846

>>24770800
look im dealing with lead myself. I didnt say it was easy. Ive been getting my through water supply mostly. Still havent shit gold so maybe the whole thing is for nothing

>> No.24770849

>>24770245
use it to make bullets and rob people for fiat and buy the gold