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1. They turned 18 as a virgin
2. They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general
3. They have spent more than $50 on anime or anime related merchandise
4. They have ever given money on Onlyfans, gamer girl streams, or any other simp websites
5. They unironically want to move to or live in NYC/LA

Feel free to add your own

>> No.24875574

>mfw 1, 2, 3 and 5

>> No.24875610

>>24875517
6. They are communists

>> No.24875609

>>24875517
0. They aren't white

>> No.24875655

>>24875517
they post on 4chan

>> No.24875669

6 they're OP

>> No.24875679

>>24875517
demoralization thread. S&H

>> No.24875757

>>24875574
2 is the absolute worst one and applies to a lot of people on this board. if you can't make yourself happy when you're financially secure you won't be able to when you're financially set for life.

>> No.24875990

>>24875517
I'm only number 1.
But I lost my virginity later that year so whatever.

Although tbf I would be #2 if I had $500k networth lol.

>> No.24876058

Only number 1 here, but i'm a volcel, roasties are disgusting.

>> No.24876393

>>24875757
how do i do it?

>> No.24876629

>>24876393
have goals in life other than making number go up. if you live to make money you're dead inside and a waste of space.

>> No.24876667

>>24876629
ok

>> No.24876705

>>24875517
Mosted based bread of the night kek

>> No.24876754

7. Diagnosed with autism. Thinking of ending it all. Also 1 and 2 apply to me. 34 years old and counting.

It doesn't get better.

>> No.24877451

>>24875517
6. They post reasons to kys on 4chan

>> No.24877569

>>24875517
6. They spend time on social media
7. They like craft beer
8. They watch TV

>> No.24877820

>>24877569
good ones, adding them for next time

>> No.24878819

>>24875679
Lmao cryptocucks should be demoralized, they're getting cucked. KYS

>> No.24878841

>>24877569
Craft beer more like CRAP beer am I right fellow Pepe chads

>> No.24878916

>>24877569
>>24878841
I only drink PBR, like all the other alpha chads on the website known as 4chan.
I also only listen to vinyl, because modern Jew music is so cringe, and I eat organic, because that is so based.

>> No.24879227

>>24875517
They think chopping their dick off will make them a woman

>> No.24879624

>>24875517
Based
If I may
>unironically enjoys the show friends

>> No.24879660

>>24875517
Uhh why are you still alive OP

>> No.24879709

>>24877569
I mean fuck the other 2 but you literally have no taste if you don’t like good craft beer
It’s similar to good wine
There’s shit
And there’s good stuff

I’m not talking about your 20x ipa bullshit
But a bourbon barrel aged Russian imperial stout?
Fantastic

A sour from Cantillion?
Classy like a Bordeaux

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24880184

Didn’t buy PNK under 20c

>> No.24880271

>>24875609
Correct.

>> No.24880368

>>24879709
if you arent sinking XXXX or VB tins you will never make it

>> No.24880400

They hold XRP

>> No.24880455

i shouldn't kms according to biz
and i'm white
sweet

>> No.24880518

>>24875517
here's a list for you:
crabs in a bucket who come here just to bring others down
not supporting your brothers any way you can
not trying to improve your world
just a parasite

>> No.24880548

>Tfw just turned 18 as a virgin an hour ago

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>>24875517
>They have a networth over 500k and find it difficult to get laid or be happy in general

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24880623

>>24875517
Phew only 1 and 2 apply to me. Guess I'm not a loser.

>> No.24880962

>BTC on a historical climb
>"reasons to kill urself" thread
only on biz

>> No.24881018

>>24875517
People like you are garbage.
KYS faggot

>> No.24881367

Is tomorrow a holiday for schoolkids or something?

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24881799

>>24875517
>Tfw paid $49.99 for a used Sword Art Online game

>> No.24882645

>>24875655
Unironically tho

>> No.24882674

>>24879227
Leave the dick. I’ll make em a lady just for one night tho with that azzhole poppin